The Real Ghostbusters 2x41

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Ray's Aunt Lois invites the Ghostbusters to a séance conducted by phony spiritualist Dr. Bassingame... but aunt Lois is soon trapped by angry spirits.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. My aching back, is it too late to

5. switch jobs?

6. Maybe sell aluminum siding, car insurance?

7. Come on, you love it and you know it.

8. You really do live in another world, don

9. 't you?

10. That was a nasty one, Egon.

11. Yes, a multidimensional cross rep of

12. hyperbolic intensity,

13. either too unknown within the visible

14. spectrum of-

15. Egon, I love it when you talk like

16. that.

17. Well kids, it's early and I still got

18. time for a nap, hold all my calls, huh?

19. Dr. Venkman, don't you dare!

20. There's nothing in my job description

21. about target practice.

22. Peter, this is irrational behavior.

23. No, Egon, finding the refrigerator

24. empty, that's irrational.

25. Slime in my shoes, that's irrational,

26. this'll be fun.

27. Stop, Dr. Venkman.

28. Wait, Peter, the value of science

29. should be incalculable.

30. We could get the Nobel Prize.

31. You'll get better, Peter, you'll see.

32. Ha.

33. That little, you were saying?

34. Peter, you got to have a little faith.

35. That's right, Winston.

36. Hello, boys.

37. Hi, Aunt Lois.

38. Hey. >> Hi, Aunt Lois.

39. Here, I made you some nice baroshkis

40. for dinner.

41. Thanks, Aunt Lois.

42. What brings you down this way?

43. I wondered if you boys were busy this

44. evening.

45. Rats, I think we have a job at the

46. Museum of Modern Art.

47. Janine?

48. No, they canceled.

49. They heard about the mess you made at

50. the Guggenheim.

51. Your calendar is clear.

52. Well, I guess we're free.

53. What's up?

54. Well, I have this headache, you see,

55. and I'm sure it's spiritual.

56. So I've called in a specialist, Dr. Bass

57. engame.

58. That TV guy?

59. He's a snake oil salesman, an out and out

60. fake.

61. No, he's very good, you see.

62. Will you come?

63. Of course we'll come, Aunt Lois, 8 o'

64. clock.

65. 8 would be wonderful.

66. I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as I

67. will.

68. She makes me crazy.

69. I can't believe she's letting that quack

70. into her house.

71. Lots of people used to say the same

72. thing about us, Ray.

73. Yeah, but we're scientists.

74. Look on the bright side.

75. The worst that can happen is that the guy

76. will look like a jerk, and

77. your aunt won't believe in him anymore.

78. Maybe.

79. At any rate, I need a nap.

80. Wake me about six.

81. Come on, it'll be fine.

82. What have you done to my bed?

83. Nice, eccentric, but nice.

84. It's been in the family a hundred

85. years.

86. Aunt Lois was raised here.

87. Good evening, Aunt Lois.

88. My, how nice you all look, come in.

89. Is he here yet?

90. Yes, he's been here for hours, setting

91. up.

92. Yeah, let's see the so-called

93. equipment.

94. Finished, welcome.

95. You must be young Ray, and these are your

96. Ghostbuster friends, how nice.

97. Hm, there really is something here,

98. but I think it's dormant.

99. Would you put that away, sir?

100. We are using my equipment here tonight.

101. But we're getting some very strange.

102. Sir?

103. Please, Egon, put it away.

104. Now, if we could begin.

105. Thank you, Ray.

106. You really got a reading?

107. Dormant, asleep, but definitely here.

108. Did his equipment handle it?

109. His equipment isn't designed to handle

110. it, it's designed to annoy it.

111. Good, as long as it's not completely

112. useless.

113. Gentlemen, join hands, please.

114. My equipment is designed only to

115. encourage and

116. record the manifestations you will

117. witness.

118. Come forth, though spirit that is

119. troubling this woman.

120. Come forth and show yourself.

121. Me?

122. How did he do that?

123. Hidden projector.

124. If we may have quiet, I shall endeavor

125. to have the spirit speak to Lois and

126. tell her why it is troubled.

127. Lois, Lois, my sleep is troubled.

128. Only you can help me, Lois.

129. Dear, what can I do?

130. Help me, Lois.

131. Boy, I bet it wants money.

132. Great.

133. A sum of money was owed to me in a

134. past life by an ancestor.

135. Spirit, what's wrong?

136. Why don't you speak?

137. Wow, this is impressive.

138. Here?

139. Hey, this is real.

140. Of course it's real.

141. I'm a spiritualist.

142. You're getting a reading on that thing?

143. Bubble Peter,

144. Bassen Games awakened at least 12

145. separate class seven classic

146. free-floating repeaters.

147. Great, can I go home now?

148. That does it, I'm gonna get our

149. equipment.

150. No, Randy, Dr. Bassen Game can handle

151. it, can't you, Dr. Bassen Game?

152. Of course I can.

153. I will.

154. Do an exorcism.

155. You're nuts, Doc.

156. Peter, please.

157. I will remove the spirits, but the

158. unbelievers must leave now.

159. I don't believe this.

160. Better them than us.

161. That's not funny, Peter.

162. Hey guys, it's quieting down in there.

163. What do you think, Egon?

164. I don't like it.

165. Shh, listen.

166. Where's my aunt?

167. Don't hit me, they have a cornered in

168. there, I tried.

169. We've gotta get her out of there.

170. What?

171. Stop, no, please, I can't, no, stop.

172. Nice landing, Winston.

173. Okay, troopers, suit up, cowboys and

174. Indians time.

175. Peter, we can't use the accelerators

176. in there, not with that Lois in the way.

177. It's too risky.

178. Then we've gotta figure out something

179. else.

180. What have you got on these nasties?

181. Quick, where was your aunt born?

182. Mercy Hospital, Queens.

183. But what about those flags and

184. pictures in the parlor?

185. That stuff?

186. Well, my family's Russian, they came over

187. in the 1860s.

188. That helps.

189. House spirits, which we cross index with

190. Russian, got it.

191. They're called domo vie, singular domo

192. void.

193. Spirits that live in the house and make

194. things go right.

195. Huh?

196. They're helpful ghosts?

197. Unless provoked.

198. If you make them jealous, they will

199. become violent.

200. So when this fruit bat dummied up his

201. phony seance, our Rusky phantoms got mad.

202. They took it as a direct insult to

203. everything they stand for.

204. Aah, the real Ghostbusters will return

205. after these messages.

206. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

207. No, help, someone.

208. Aunt Lois.

209. Ray, I'm here, I can't get past them.

210. Keep smiling, Aunt Lois, we're working

211. on it.

212. We've got to get their attention off

213. of her.

214. Off of her, and onto us, you mean.

215. Okay, Egon, you're the brain trust

216. here, what do we do?

217. Well, they got angry when Bass and

218. Game held his phony seance.

219. So if we hold another seance, that should

220. draw them out after us.

221. And I know just the weasel to lead it.

222. Me?

223. No.

224. Why me, why me, why me, why me, why me?

225. All right, wise guy, let's hear some

226. seance.

227. Oh, spirits of darkness, hear me.

228. I think they heard you.

229. Ouch, what now, Ray?

230. Get them away from Aunt Lois as far as

231. you can.

232. Where's Bass and Game?

233. Forget him, chant.

234. What?

235. Chant, they'll think the seance is

236. still going on.

237. You got it.

238. And a one, and a two, and a, the

239. square of the hypotenuse is always equal

240. to

241. the sum of the squares of the other two

242. sides.

243. Ghost, get out the place, hey, ha, ha,

244. ghost, get out my face, ha, good lord.

245. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98

246. bottles of beer.

247. Ghost, ha, ha, get out my face, hey,

248. wow, ghost, ha, get out of the place, ha.

249. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97

250. bottles of beer.

251. You really should tack that rug down,

252. someone could get killed.

253. Dear, are you all right?

254. Yeah, somehow.

255. I don't get it, why didn't they follow

256. us out?

257. They will when they finish dinner.

258. No, they won't.

259. Tell me, oh wise one, who knows the

260. minds of spooks, why not?

261. Because they're domoville, location

262. spirits.

263. They were peaceful, even beneficial until

264. Bass and Game stirred them up.

265. Good or bad, they belong to that specific

266. room.

267. Well, if you're gonna be logical about

268. it.

269. Wait, where's Dr. Bass and Game?

270. I believe that the gentleman is

271. otherwise occupied.

272. That poor man.

273. Poor man, he's the one who caused this

274. mess.

275. Yeah, but you know we do have to get

276. him out of there.

277. Why?

278. Yeah, Aunt Lois, will you let us bring

279. in our equipment now?

280. Yes, I'm sorry, Ray.

281. I guess when it comes to ghosts, you know

282. best.

283. Gentlemen, start your engines.

284. Let's go with the conic projection

285. first.

286. Right, Egon, you boy genius, you.

287. We needed crap over here.

288. Ready, go.

289. Hi, fella, smile.

290. Nice shot, Peter.

291. Ray?

292. Whoa, watch it.

293. Sorry.

294. It's okay.

295. Cease fire, guys, we won.

296. Mm-hm.

297. My.

298. We're real sorry about the mess, ma'am.

299. That's all right, boys.

300. They did most of the damage before you

301. even started.

302. Dear, Dr. Bassen Game, is he?

303. No, ma'am, he's right here.

304. Is it over?

305. It's just the seventh inning stretch.

306. You got more innings to go, Pinhead.

307. You, you charlatan,

308. I'll never trust another spiritualist as

309. long as I live.

310. There's nothing wrong with giving

311. someone a chance, Aunt Lois.

312. But when you want the job done right, you

313. gotta pick the right men for the job.

314. What he means is this was a job for

315. the Ghostbusters.

316. Well, folks, it's been a long evening,

317. and I have to be getting home, so.

318. Aren't you forgetting something?

319. That's all right.

320. You can keep my equipment.

321. It's broken anyway.

322. Of course, I'll expect full payment for

323. my services.

324. Payment?

325. What about the damages?

326. You wrecked my dining room.

327. If you'll read your contract, you'll

328. see that I am not liable for

329. any damages incurred as a result of

330. spiritual work on the premises.

331. You have all the principles of a snake.

332. This TV chumps like you to make me not

333. want to get cable.

334. Thank you.

335. But flattery won't get you out of this.

336. A contract is a contract.

337. You know, he's right.

338. According to this contract, he doesn't

339. have to pay for any of this.

340. But I think he'll wanna pay for it, out

341. of the goodness of his heart.

342. And what makes you think that?

343. Ray?

344. Because if you don't, we're gonna find

345. out where you live and

346. deliver these out of town guests,

347. complete with baby pictures, to your

348. front door for eternity.

349. You wouldn't.

350. Will you take a check?

351. Dr. Bassengame, wait, you have a- >>

352. Yes.

353. Nice day.

354. You know, I like the way you think.

355. The real Ghostbusters will return

356. after these messages.

357. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.