The Real Ghostbusters 2x40

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Subway workmen accidentally open a door that unleashes all of the evil from hell and it begins to spread across New York, primarily through the subway tunnels. This time, the Ghostbusters may not come back alive!

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. Oops.

4. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

5. That's it, we got him now.

6. Careful now, easy, easy.

7. Okay, they're in position, opening the

8. trap now.

9. Hey, piece of cake, I told you this

10. would be an easy one.

11. I think they like it.

12. I don't know, it could be a trap.

13. Why will I be glad to get home?

14. I'm exhausted.

15. Yeah, home to some peace and quiet.

16. Peace and quiet, eh?

17. I tried to stop him.

18. You guys don't need a receptionist.

19. You need a babysitter, a whole platoon of

20. them.

21. Slimer.

22. Peter, wait.

23. Just let me blast him once.

24. Is that really too much to ask?

25. Not yet.

26. We haven't finished testing him and he's

27. the only ghost who'll sit still for us.

28. We can't let this opportunity for science

29. pass us by.

30. And besides, I'm teaching him how to

31. fetch.

32. Science, I love it.

33. Well, come on, let's get these little n

34. asties put away.

35. Okay, Winston, it's your turn.

36. My turn?

37. It's your turn.

38. I did dishes on Tuesday, remember?

39. We traded.

40. Never mind, I'll do it.

41. Works every time.

42. I don't understand what you're afraid

43. of.

44. There, now that they're safely inside

45. the containment unit,

46. they won't be bothering anybody for a

47. long, long time.

48. Now to get some rest.

49. Hey, Bob, come take a look at this.

50. What is it?

51. Beats me.

52. Hey, look at all that weird writing.

53. What do you think it means?

54. Do not open until doomsday.

55. Hey, good guess, how do you know?

56. Who, me?

57. I didn't say anything.

58. Maybe, maybe we ought to do like it

59. says.

60. Are you nuts?

61. We've got a subway tunnel to dig.

62. We're not gonna stop just cuz some nut

63. door says so.

64. Okay, move those drillers in, let's go.

65. Whoops.

66. Run for it.

67. Wait, wait for us.

68. Made it, boy are we lucky.

69. The subway system messed up.

70. How can you tell the difference?

71. Okay, okay, we'll get right on it.

72. Okay, let's roll.

73. So much for our beauty rest.

74. It's a conspiracy, I know it.

75. I spoke with the situation officer.

76. He says that whatever's happening, it's

77. spreading throughout the subway system.

78. If it isn't stopped soon, the whole city

79. will be in chaos.

80. Very nice.

81. Looks a little like your room, Ray.

82. It's like the whole place itself is

83. becoming evil, coming alive.

84. Boy, this is great.

85. I love a man who enjoys his work.

86. It's a train.

87. Looks like it.

88. But I thought the trains would stop

89. running.

90. Hey, this is New York.

91. Nothing stops this town.

92. I love this place.

93. This could be very helpful.

94. From what I've been able to figure out,

95. the center of the disturbance is ten

96. miles down the line.

97. This should take us there in minutes.

98. Terrific.

99. In second thought, maybe we should walk.

100. This is it, end of the line.

101. The source of the disturbance is about

102. one mile further on.

103. It's sending out enormous amounts of pol

104. tergeist energy, changing the nature of

105. everything it touches.

106. Excuse me, miss.

107. I hate to bother you, but maybe you'd

108. better let me escort you outside.

109. It's not safe in here.

110. Nasty, nasty stuff.

111. So what do you say we...

112. See now, when was the last time you saw

113. your dentist, hm?

114. Oops.

115. Hey, what's that?

116. That doesn't belong here.

117. What is it, Winston?

118. What did you find?

119. I don't know.

120. But it looks important.

121. Take a look for yourself.

122. Hmm.

123. Whatever it is, it's been buried for ages.

124. Can you read what it says?

125. It's Sumerian.

126. Can you read Sumerian?

127. In my sleep, underwater and with the

128. lights off.

129. Of course I can read Sumerian.

130. According to the stone, at the far end of

131. this tunnel, there's a doorway into the

132. nether regions.

133. The door was hidden deep in the earth,

134. not to be opened until doomsday, the end

135. of the world.

136. Only somebody opened it early.

137. It's like breaking open a dam, and it'll

138. keep on spreading.

139. Yeah, so?

140. Peter, did you ever leave some old socks

141. in your closet too long, and the whole

142. closet began to smell like your socks?

143. Maybe.

144. Well, the same thing here.

145. Unless we do something to stop it, the

146. whole world will soon smell just like

147. your socks.

148. Eternal darkness, and the earth will be

149. governed by ghosts.

150. No more days at the beach?

151. No more beach.

152. We've got to find the door and close it

153. again.

154. Even if it means we'll never come back

155. ourselves.

156. All right, all right.

157. But if I don't come out of this alive, I

158. 'm going to be real upset.

159. The real Ghostbusters will return

160. after these messages.

161. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

162. So let me get this straight.

163. If we don't stop it, this is what the

164. whole world is going to look like?

165. After doomsday, the end of the world,

166. this was supposed to replace everything.

167. But somehow, it was released early.

168. It's taking over the world now.

169. Listen, something's coming.

170. Over here, quick.

171. Look, over there, more dirt.

172. And what's that?

173. Oh, sorry, more dirt.

174. But that's all we've seen for the last

175. 500 years, dirt.

176. Don't grow so fast.

177. We've got all of eternity.

178. Did you just see what I just saw?

179. No.

180. Me neither.

181. Let's go.

182. The 415's running late today.

183. Hope there isn't a problem.

184. Yes, I'd say there's definitely a

185. problem up the line.

186. Oh, hey, I just realized.

187. We're missing the news.

188. You think they'll mention us?

189. Nope.

190. I think the world's got more important

191. things to think about than us.

192. The question on everyone's lips.

193. Where are the Ghostbusters?

194. I'm being told that the Ghostbusters

195. entered the subway system two hours ago

196. and have not been seen since.

197. We're almost to the doorway.

198. See that?

199. It's right through there.

200. Once we get past that, we should be able

201. to see the doorway and close it.

202. I don't know.

203. I don't like the looks of that place.

204. Me either.

205. So I have a better plan.

206. Turn around, run very, very fast, back

207. the way we came, and never, ever look

208. back.

209. Sorry.

210. We have to go ahead with it.

211. I just wish I knew what was inside that

212. camera.

213. It is the place of lost souls.

214. All new spirits must pass through there.

215. But we're not dead.

216. Nobody's perfect.

217. Oh, and by the way, no one still alive

218. has ever come out of there in one beast.

219. See?

220. I knew I wasn't going to like this.

221. Well, come on.

222. Have a nice day.

223. I wonder why they call it the place of

224. lost souls.

225. Yeah.

226. I was wondering the same thing.

227. Aren't they all ghosts?

228. Well, maybe this is where the worst

229. ghosts of the lot get stuck because they

230. 're too

231. awful for anyone to see.

232. Why don't you always wait until now to

233. think of stuff like that?

234. Wow.

235. That was some run.

236. How long do you think that tunnel is

237. anyway?

238. I don't know.

239. I'll find out.

240. Well, how long is the tunnel?

241. You don't want to know.

242. All right.

243. I've had just about enough of this.

244. We got a world to save and it's about

245. time we taught these jokers who they're

246. messing

247. with.

248. Is this it?

249. Then let's do it.

250. Whoa.

251. Hang on.

252. This place is like the eye of the

253. hurricane.

254. I'm just glad we don't actually have

255. to go in there.

256. Ray, I'm afraid that's exactly what we

257. have to do.

258. What?

259. Our only hope is to yank back

260. everything that escaped.

261. That might be enough to close the doors

262. again.

263. But our portable packs just don't have

264. enough power for that.

265. But there's plenty of power in there.

266. Exactly.

267. So we have to tap directly into the

268. center of the power pole and hope it's

269. enough to

270. supercharge the equipment.

271. The flow's reaching critical stage.

272. If we don't do it now, the breach will

273. soon be too powerful for us to close it.

274. It'll be the end of everything.

275. Wait a second.

276. If we're inside when the door closes —

277. We'll be trapped.

278. Yes.

279. With no way home.

280. Ever.

281. But I just got season tickets to the

282. Mets.

283. And they say it's going to be their best

284. season yet.

285. Egon, you kidder.

286. I'll bet you knew this all along and just

287. didn't tell us.

288. Am I right?

289. It's our only chance.

290. But I figured if I told you the whole

291. story, you wouldn't want to do it.

292. That's a terrible thing to say, Egon.

293. You're right, of course.

294. But it's still a terrible thing to say.

295. Well, if we're going to go out, let's

296. do it in style.

297. I've got an image to protect.

298. Just a little further, Winston.

299. You can do it.

300. Hey, Ray.

301. I'm going next door to complain.

302. They're playing their stereo too loud

303. again.

304. Want to come?

305. Huh?

306. Okay.

307. I admit it.

308. I'm impressed.

309. Okay, everyone.

310. Hang on.

311. This is it.

312. Armed nuclear accelerators now.

313. Folsom version mode.

314. Wide angle.

315. Fire now.

316. Whoa.

317. Hold on.

318. Winston?

319. Okay.

320. Another second.

321. Now activate capture mode.

322. Pull them in.

323. Pull.

324. Uh-oh. Here come the neighbors.

325. That's it.

326. Let's go.

327. Whoa.

328. Egon, grab them.

329. Help.

330. Just one chance.

331. Fire.

332. Everything you've got, maybe even push us

333. back.

334. Go, go, go.

335. Hurry.

336. The door closes.

337. Whoa.

338. Get out.

339. Hey, that was great.

340. Really great.

341. Can we do it again?

342. Do not open until Tuesday.

343. It was just an idea.

344. Oh, man.

345. Am I glad to be home.

346. I think I could sleep for a week.

347. You sleep.

348. Me, I'm going to raid the fridge and eat

349. until dawn.

350. What?

351. Slimer.

352. Let me in.

353. Let me blast him.

354. Come on.

355. Take it easy on the poor guy, Peter.

356. Yeah, just because you had a bad day,

357. that's no reason to take it out on Slimer.

358. I don't care.

359. I don't like him.

360. I never like him.

361. Maybe that's part of the problem.

362. Maybe he eats because he wants to feel

363. accepted.

364. Remember, he's a ghost living with a

365. bunch of guys whose job it is to bust

366. ghosts.

367. How would you feel?

368. You breathe a word of this to anybody

369. and I'll deny it.

370. Good night, Slimer.

371. Good night.

372. The real Ghostbusters will return

373. after these messages.

374. Whoa.

375. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.