The Real Ghostbusters 2x4

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Through paranormal means, Ray's favorite comic book character, Captain Steel, comes to life, and crosses paths with the Ghostbusters. When the evil Doctor Destructo also comes to life, a hero team-up may be the only way to save the world.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. Ray, what's wrong?

5. A failure of the storage facility? Are

6. the ghosts escaping?

7. Gozer's back, right? A class 5 ecto-alert.

8. It's worse than that.

9. Worse than Gozer?

10. Ray, snap out of it. You've got to tell

11. us what's wrong.

12. This?

13. What? What?

14. They're canceling my favorite comic book.

15. There, there.

16. Next month, the last, the last issue.

17. Where you going, Peter?

18. To find Ray's marbles.

19. Then I'm going to put him in a sock and

20. beat him unconscious with them.

21. Go calm Peter down, Winston. I'll deal

22. with Ray.

23. Right.

24. Ray, don't you think you're overreacting

25. just a tad?

26. Egon? Captain Steel is my hero.

27. He's one of the reasons I became a Ghost

28. buster, to battle the forces of darkness.

29. It's only a comic book.

30. Only a comic book?

31. Oh sure, and Moby Dick was just a big

32. fish, and Fettuccine was just an opera.

33. You people have no appreciation of great

34. art.

35. Hmm.

36. Okay, now for the big finale.

37. Dr. Destructo zaps Cap with a laser,

38. knocking him off the roof.

39. Wait, he can't do that.

40. I won't let Dr. Destructo do that.

41. Of course I can. He just said so.

42. Oh no, not again.

43. Now look you two, I'm getting tired of

44. this.

45. You have no right to interfere in our

46. battles.

47. Right? What are you talking right? I

48. created you guys.

49. Not to mention Delta City, Police

50. Commissioner Grady, and the whole nine

51. yards.

52. You did too good a job. You made us too

53. real, and now we want control of our

54. lives.

55. Oh, you want to talk about control?

56. Well how's this for control, smart guy?

57. Suddenly, a huge comet plunged out of the

58. depths of space,

59. its tail bathing the earth in a strange

60. radiation,

61. which robbed them both of their powers

62. and turned them into ordinary mortals.

63. How'd you like them apples?

64. No! You can't do this!

65. No!

66. A new world to save from the forces of

67. evil.

68. Farewell, my enemy. You can have Delta

69. City.

70. I'll take Manhattan.

71. You can't do this, Steel. It's against

72. the Comics Code.

73. I'll get you for this.

74. I don't believe it. What am I going to do

75. ? Who am I going to call?

76. Ghostbusters.

77. The nerve of those guys. First they

78. cancel Captain Steel, then they ask for

79. our help.

80. Least it gives me a chance to meet Len

81. Wolfman, creator of Captain Steel.

82. I can't believe you brought 50 comic

83. books for him to autograph.

84. In a city like this, there's got to be

85. crime. And where there's crime...

86. Don't make it hard on yourselves. Give up!

87. They never learn.

88. It's time you two paid your debt to

89. society. Let's go.

90. I've had trouble with the characters

91. taking over the story before, but never

92. like this.

93. It's probably because the comic was going

94. to be canceled.

95. What can I say? It wasn't selling anymore

96. Kids are too hip nowadays to believe in

97. a do-gooder like Captain Steel.

98. Well, don't worry. We'll find him. Next

99. we'll be busting the tooth fairy.

100. What the same, Hill?

101. Officers, arrest these two miscreants.

102. Yes, says who?

103. Don't you recognize me?

104. There. Now do you remember me?

105. Yeah, I think I saw yous in Macy's parade

106. Now go on, get out of here before I

107. arrest you for assault.

108. But those two robbed a jewelry store.

109. Yeah, where's your proof?

110. Look, buddy, we're busy here. Why don't

111. you go back to your costume party, okay?

112. You sure make it hard to fight crime in

113. this city. Have a nice day.

114. Sheesh, I'm transformed back to the Bronx.

115. Well, so far no luck.

116. Perhaps we should split up. We'll meet

117. back here in an hour.

118. Look, up in the sky.

119. I can't believe he said that.

120. What kind of a city is this? Where are

121. the super villains?

122. Ah, there they are. What are you doing?

123. My job, Ray. You know, what we get paid

124. for?

125. Uh-oh.

126. Surrender in the name of justice.

127. Captain Steel, you've got it all wrong.

128. We're on your side.

129. That's what they all say.

130. As much as I hate to destroy public

131. property...

132. Now what's he gonna do?

133. Hey, he's your hero. You tell us.

134. I've had enough excitement for one day. I

135. 'm out of here.

136. Good thing he didn't finish drawing the

137. comet.

138. If Steel can get out of here, so can I.

139. A brand new world, ripe for the picking,

140. as soon as I get rid of Captain Steel.

141. What is that? What is that?

142. Another day, another defeat for evildoers.

143. Can't we talk this over?

144. I told you. I said don't mess around with

145. Captain Steel. But did you listen? No.

146. Ray, not now.

147. Don't worry. He'll take us to the police.

148. They'll vouch for us and we'll be free.

149. There's no problem.

150. Then again, maybe there is.

151. Surprise, Steel for Brain.

152. What the...

153. Sometimes I really hate this job.

154. At this speed, hitting the river will be

155. like hitting cars.

156. At this speed, hitting the river will be

157. like hitting concrete.

158. The real Ghostbusters will return after

159. these messages.

160. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

161. If I can just reach the trigger.

162. Aim at the water and cross the streams.

163. Are you crazy? Just do it.

164. Might as well go out with a bang.

165. Pretty fancy, Egon. How did you know

166. crossing the streams would do that?

167. I didn't. Say what? I figured it couldn't

168. hurt.

169. Boy, they really don't like each other

170. much.

171. Farewell, Captain Steel. With you out of

172. the way, this world is mine.

173. Captain Steel! Ray, stop!

174. Forget it. You'd need a hard hat the size

175. of Detroit to go in there.

176. I can't believe it. The world's mightiest

177. superhero. Gone!

178. Now that's what I call tough.

179. Captain!

180. You've got to believe us, Captain Steel.

181. We're good guys. See?

182. Member and good standing of the official

183. Captain Steel Junior Crimestoppers Club.

184. Well, why didn't you say so before?

185. We were too busy protecting ourselves.

186. We forgot about Dr. Destructo.

187. He's gone. We've got to find him.

188. Before he unleashes whatever fiendish

189. plan he's concocting.

190. Oh, I love it when you say stuff like

191. that.

192. I need nearly unlimited power to make my

193. plan work.

194. And it looks like I've found it.

195. May I help you?

196. I am Dr. Destructo, and you are my

197. prisoner.

198. Dr. Bankman won't like this. He hates to

199. pay me overtime.

200. We'd better keep a low profile so we can

201. find Dr. Destructo before he finds us.

202. Good idea.

203. Why don't you switch to your secret

204. identity of Kurt Klint, mild-mannered

205. public accountant for a great

206. metropolitan ad agency.

207. Good idea.

208. Wow, that's great. What a disguise.

209. Come on. There's no time to waste.

210. All he did was change his clothes and put

211. on a pair of glasses. Some disguise.

212. Hey, don't knock it, man. It works.

213. I hope Dr. Destructo is near-sighted.

214. We'll head back to headquarters and

215. discuss our next move.

216. Yeah.

217. It's some kind of force field.

218. Drat, I was afraid of something like this.

219. Dr. Destructo's taken over our

220. headquarters.

221. He could adapt the power grid to run his

222. evil devices.

223. You're starting to sound like him.

224. This is serious, Peter. If Destructo

225. disconnects the power...

226. Don't tell me. I remember the last time

227. it happened.

228. Okay, let's lock and load and blow that

229. force field away.

230. It's not working. Deactivate power.

231. Well, that did a lot of good.

232. Can't you do something?

233. I'll try.

234. Oh, that's deep.

235. Where does he put the suit?

236. Wait. That's not the way. We have to

237. neutralize it.

238. But to do that, we need to know its

239. frequency.

240. And only Dr. Destructo knows that.

241. Wrong. There's one other who would know.

242. Len Wolfman.

243. Careful with that equipment, buddy.

244. You break it, you bought it.

245. Quiet. I've almost finished connecting

246. the power source to my mental neutralizer.

247. Imagine my excitement.

248. So what's it gonna do?

249. It will turn every man, woman and child

250. on earth...

251. into mindless zombies under my control.

252. You ought to work until it isn't

253. programmed.

254. So you see, Mr. Wolfman, since you

255. created Dr. Destructo...

256. you know the nature of his weaponry.

257. You've got to come up with something to

258. neutralize that force field.

259. Okay, I'll give it a shot.

260. If he quits fooling around and gets back

261. into my comic where he belongs...

262. it's your decision, Captain Steele.

263. When the fate of the world is at stake,

264. there's only one decision possible.

265. I'll do it.

266. Dr. Destructo uses nucleonic energy to

267. power his force field.

268. So this quasitronic nuclear inverter

269. ought to weaken it.

270. Swell. But how do we get it off the page?

271. Leave that to me. Stand back.

272. Nice trick.

273. Come on. There's no time to lose.

274. It's finished.

275. Wait. If you turn off the power to the

276. grid...

277. you'll be setting upsy million ghosts

278. free.

279. Yeah, blow it on.

280. You must be really desperate to expect me

281. to fall for a story like that.

282. What was that?

283. Now, Captain Steele.

284. All right, let's get him.

285. Ha! Now you're in trouble.

286. Yes!

287. No one moves or I throw this switch.

288. Even you aren't fast enough to stop me,

289. Steele.

290. I admit it's not the most satisfying way

291. to conquer the world...

292. but I'll take what I can get.

293. What's going on?

294. Stop me!

295. All right. Okay.

296. You gonna tell us how you did that?

297. Yeah. It's simple.

298. You see, Dr. Destructo and Captain Steele

299. aren't real...

300. at least not like we are.

301. In the comics, Dr. Destructo doesn't have

302. any superpowers...

303. so he didn't have the sheer strength to

304. resist our weapons...

305. like Captain Steele does.

306. So you took a chance that the grid would

307. trap him like it would a ghost.

308. Exactly.

309. Good job, Junior Crimestopper.

310. Well, so long, Captain Steele. We'll miss

311. you.

312. I guess being canceled won't be so bad.

313. I probably won't feel a thing.

314. Cancel? What are you talking about?

315. But we thought this was the last issue.

316. Heck no!

317. With all the publicity he stirred up

318. flying around the city...

319. we got orders coming in like crazy.

320. Then back to Delta City to battle.

321. Who am I going to battle now that Dr.

322. Destructo has been defeated?

323. Don't worry. I'll think of something.

324. Boy, I'm glad that's over.

325. What a great guy.

326. Sure wish I could be like Captain Steele.

327. Hey, wait a minute. Sure, it's a natural.

328. Hey, how'd you guys like to be the heroes

329. of my next series?

330. Whoa!

331. Hey, wait a minute, guys. Can't we talk

332. it over?

333. The real Ghostbusters will return after

334. these messages.

335. Oh!

336. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.