The Real Ghostbusters 2x38

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Mrs. Faversham has not gone up into her attic in over thirty years, not since her father imprisoned terrible forces within the attic. Now, driven nearly mad by the sounds above her, Mrs. Faversham turns to her only hope: the Ghostbusters.

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1. - Phew, the real ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real ghostbusters.

4. - Oh, guys, there's someone who wants to

5. see you.

6. They'll be right down.

7. - Oh, thank you, Miss Melnitz.

8. I only hope they can help me.

9. - Mrs. Fabersham, you're saying you haven

10. 't been up

11. in your own attic for 70 years?

12. - When I was a little girl, my father

13. always forbade me

14. to go up into the attic alone.

15. He did the same when I came home

16. after my husband passed away.

17. My father's last request was that after

18. the house was mine,

19. I must never sell it or go into the attic

20. for any reason whatsoever.

21. - Well, if you've never been up there,

22. how do you know the attic's haunted?

23. - The sound, Mr. Zedmore.

24. If you could only hear the sound it makes.

25. - Well, I say we've asked this lovely

26. woman

27. enough questions.

28. We're ready to investigate whenever you

29. are.

30. - That's another matter.

31. I don't know what your fee is.

32. - I'm afraid I don't have much money,

33. but whatever I have.

34. - Actually, you're in luck.

35. We're having a special for lovely women

36. this week.

37. Our retainer's been reduced to a smile.

38. You can smile, can't you?

39. Ah, there you go.

40. Our fee is amply paid.

41. Just give us a minute to get ready.

42. - You okay, Peter?

43. - Hmm, oh, oh, sure, fine.

44. I got my quote of Slimer, I'm set for the

45. day.

46. Besides, she reminds me of my mom.

47. - Well, so far, so good.

48. - Getting anything on the PKE meter, Egon?

49. - Nothing.

50. - Maybe the noise was physical in origin.

51. Squirrels on the roof, perhaps.

52. - Squirrels, Egon?

53. - Okay, fat squirrels playing basketball.

54. Satisfied?

55. - Sounds like it's coming from the attic,

56. all right.

57. Come on!

58. - Top floor, ladies lingerie, tubas, to

59. gas,

60. and fishing gear.

61. Everybody out.

62. - You mean everybody up?

63. - I'm still not getting anything,

64. but if there's something up there,

65. it won't be hard to find.

66. - That's for sure.

67. This attic's gotta be pretty small.

68. Probably won't even be enough room to

69. stand up.

70. Uh, guys?

71. I take that back.

72. - What is it, Ray?

73. What do you see?

74. - I think you better see for yourselves.

75. - Well, Egon, are you getting anything

76. now?

77. - Right off the scale.

78. Strange that this should be so completely

79. confined

80. to the attic.

81. It's almost as if—

82. - As if what, Egon?

83. - I'm not sure.

84. But I'd rather not hazard a guess until I

85. am sure.

86. Come on, let's see what's over this next

87. ridge.

88. - If you ask me, I think we got a

89. supernatural yard sale

90. on our hands here.

91. - I mean, have you ever seen such a pile

92. of junk

93. in your life?

94. - Only when I look in your closet, Peter.

95. - Ray, I will answer in language you can

96. understand.

97. - Yeah?

98. - Yeah, watch.

99. - Look out!

100. - I always said Peter's manners

101. would get us in trouble someday.

102. - Okay, Egon, I'm waiting.

103. You got something up your sleeve, right?

104. Something scientific?

105. Technical?

106. - I say we blow them up real good.

107. - Short, simple, to the point.

108. I like it.

109. - Fire!

110. - Hey, way to go!

111. Peter!

112. - Why is it whenever Egon makes a plan,

113. it's always me who takes the fall.

114. - You.

115. - Me, always me.

116. Whoops.

117. - You have come.

118. - Actually, we were just looking for a

119. phone.

120. Nice hat, by the way.

121. But the coat's just not you.

122. - What are you doing here?

123. Who sent you?

124. - A nice lady named Mrs. Faversham.

125. Maybe you know her.

126. - Faversham?

127. Yes, I remember.

128. Must destroy Faversham for what he did to

129. me.

130. Destroy!

131. - Yeah, well, we've all got our hobbies,

132. and right now, mine's at home.

133. So if you'll excuse me.

134. Hey, one more, and I'll come over there

135. and slap you silly!

136. - Well, maybe it's too late.

137. - Bring me Faversham.

138. Bring me Faversham or die, do you hear me?

139. - Yeah, I hear you.

140. So does most of the Bronx.

141. So as long as you've got my attention,

142. why not tell me why you want Mrs. Favers

143. ham?

144. - I will explain nothing.

145. You will bring or you will die.

146. - You know, you must really be a terror

147. at swap meets.

148. So if you don't mind, I'll just say,

149. let him have it!

150. - So, Peter, have a nice day?

151. - Oh, yeah.

152. Argue to the hat and a coat rack.

153. - Really?

154. - Yep, nothing new.

155. How's about you?

156. - This thing, whatever it is, it's just

157. toying with us.

158. It knows we can't beat it if it won't

159. show itself.

160. - True, although what I overheard of

161. Peter's conversation

162. has given me an idea.

163. But we've got to get out of here, quickly.

164. I've got almost all the pieces to the

165. puzzle,

166. but there are a few questions that only

167. Mrs. Faversham can

168. answer.

169. - Faversham.

170. Faversham!

171. - I second that idea.

172. Then let's get a move on.

173. - Hey!

174. Let go!

175. Ow!

176. Let go, chump!

177. - Keep going!

178. I'll get him!

179. Come on!

180. - You don't have to tell me twice.

181. - The trap door was over here somewhere.

182. Come on!

183. - What the— where's the door?

184. - It was right here.

185. - I was afraid this might happen.

186. That thing has absolute control over

187. everything in this attic.

188. So if it doesn't want a door here, it's

189. gone.

190. - Must be real handy for keeping salesman

191. out.

192. - Or for keeping us in forever.

193. - Would I be alone in thinking that

194. things have

195. gotten just a bit out of hand?

196. We're going to be in hand if we don't get

197. out of here fast.

198. - There's one chance.

199. If we can break its concentration by

200. hitting it

201. in two places at once—

202. - Then we might distract it enough to

203. lose control

204. and let the door come back.

205. - Or we could talk it to death.

206. - Come on, let's do it.

207. - That's it.

208. Keep firing.

209. Cross attention.

210. And now!

211. Now!

212. Almost.

213. Just a little longer.

214. That's it.

215. Go!

216. - The rule of those vectors will return

217. after these messages.

218. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

219. - Why is it whenever we go into these

220. situations,

221. we never find anything cute?

222. It's always big and mean with lots of

223. teeth.

224. - I agree.

225. We're definitely falling into a rut.

226. - What I want to know is if it's that big

227. and nasty,

228. why didn't it just follow us out?

229. I think Mrs. Favisham may be able to

230. solve

231. that part of the puzzle.

232. Come on.

233. - Here's your tea, Mrs. Favisham.

234. - Thank you, dear.

235. You're terribly sweet.

236. - Thanks.

237. At least someone appreciates me around

238. here.

239. - We do appreciate you, Janine.

240. We love you.

241. It's just that, like, well, all great

242. loves, you know,

243. it improves with distance.

244. - You think it'd do any good to slug them?

245. - Business before pleasure, Janine.

246. Now, do you think you could tell us the

247. first time you

248. can remember your father forbidding

249. you to go up to the attic?

250. - Yes, I believe so.

251. I was just a little girl at the time.

252. I remember it because it struck me as

253. being so strange.

254. We were never very well off, but my

255. father

256. had always worked so hard never to deny

257. me anything a girl could want.

258. Not that I really wanted much.

259. I had my kind, loving father and my dear

260. Teddy.

261. What more did a girl need?

262. He wanted me to have everything, though.

263. Then one night, he went up into the attic.

264. There was a terrible storm that night.

265. Silly of me, but I actually imagined it

266. came from upstairs.

267. Then I heard something quite frightening.

268. - No, get back.

269. I renounce you.

270. - Before I could investigate the shouting,

271. my father hurried down.

272. He looked so pale, as if he had seen the

273. devil himself.

274. Then he said a very strange thing.

275. - My dearest Agatha, Daddy has made a

276. terrible mistake.

277. It's all fixed now, but you must promise

278. me

279. never to go into the attic.

280. Do you understand?

281. Never!

282. - I didn't know what to say.

283. So I only nodded, and never again went

284. into the attic.

285. Is that any help to you?

286. - Yes.

287. Mrs. Favisham, I think you've solved the

288. puzzle.

289. Janine, why don't you show Mrs. Favisham

290. the containment unit?

291. I'm sure she'd find it fascinating.

292. - Of course.

293. Come along, Mrs. Favisham.

294. I'll show you where they figure out

295. new ways to do stupid things.

296. - OK, Egon, fill us in.

297. What do you think happened?

298. - I think that Charles Favisham tried to

299. make a good life

300. for his daughter even better.

301. I think he called up forces he couldn't

302. control,

303. some thing too big for him to handle.

304. He probably tried to send it back, but

305. couldn't.

306. He had no other choice but to seal it in

307. the room

308. and hope for the best.

309. And there it's been, enlarging its

310. private domain,

311. going angrier, with each passing year for

312. 70 years.

313. - Wow, that thing must be real mad by now.

314. - Which might just be the answer if that

315. thing isn't aware

316. of exactly how much time has passed.

317. Yeah, it might work, but we'll need bait

318. to lure it into the trap.

319. Anyone have any suggestions?

320. - Oh, no, not me, not this time.

321. I've got a better idea.

322. - Huh?

323. - You're coming with us, and you're gonna

324. be bait, get it?

325. - Oh, yeah.

326. - Good.

327. OK, everybody set?

328. - Systems will go here, Peter.

329. - Seven years of college, and I can never

330. remember

331. if it's positive to negative or positive

332. to negative.

333. Here's hoping.

334. Everything's go, Egon.

335. - And here comes the bait.

336. Come on, Slimer, show 'em your stuff.

337. - What can I say, Slimer? It's you.

338. - Yeah, baggy, dumb-looking, and creased

339. in all the wrong places.

340. - No, Slimer, you'll ruin the suit.

341. - OK, we all know what to do.

342. Slimer, your job is to lure that thing

343. out into the open,

344. make it assume its true form,

345. and then get it over the trap door.

346. - Then, as soon as it's in position,

347. we open the ghost trap, and wham!

348. No more voices in the attic.

349. - Just be sure you're out of the way,

350. Slimer, OK?

351. - Hey, don't worry about a thing, little

352. fella.

353. Remember, you're a ghost, so it can't

354. hurt you.

355. The one can always hope, can't one?

356. - Hey there, Slimer, OK?

357. Right now, it's show time.

358. - Uh, yeah, that's right, Mr. Fabisham.

359. We heard the noise upstairs, eh, in the

360. attic.

361. - Fabisham?

362. - Maybe you want to go check it out, Mr.

363. Fabisham.

364. - Yes, yes, come to me.

365. - Yeah, that's it, go on, Mr. Fabisham.

366. - Yahoo!

367. - Fabisham, Fabisham, Fabisham, Fabisham.

368. Fabisham!

369. So long have I awaited you, Fabisham,

370. here in my prison.

371. Do you like it?

372. I built it all myself.

373. Every inch of it has the word hate

374. written on it.

375. That is how much I hate you for keeping

376. me here.

377. Only one thing has kept me from going mad

378. , revenge.

379. Revenge on the one who had imprisoned me.

380. And now, here you are.

381. - A little more, Slimer, just a little

382. more.

383. - I could destroy you with these sharp

384. claws.

385. Would you like that?

386. Nor would I.

387. This I will do with my own claws and

388. hands.

389. Allow to have changed.

390. Almost not the same person.

391. - Do it, man, now.

392. - I can't, he's not close enough.

393. - Oh, boy.

394. - You are not Fabisham.

395. - Whoa.

396. - Run, I shall destroy you.

397. - Whoa.

398. - Destroy you, destroy you all.

399. - You think this guy can learn a new song?

400. - Come on, come on.

401. - Hey, how about me?

402. - Come on, come and get me.

403. I'm not afraid of you.

404. - You will be.

405. Now, your time has ended.

406. - Not mine, yours.

407. Smile for the birdie.

408. - No, no.

409. I won't be imprisoned again.

410. - Boy, when we organize a yard sale,

411. everything goes.

412. - Hey, wait a minute.

413. Where's Slimer?

414. - Gee, he fainted.

415. If we left him here, do you think anybody

416. would notice?

417. - No, huh?

418. Just an idea.

419. And we found this upstairs.

420. Thought you might want to have it.

421. - I don't know how to thank you.

422. Would you like to come up for some tea?

423. - Sorry, but we've got another job.

424. Maybe next time.

425. - Oh, I see.

426. Perhaps another time.

427. Thank you again.

428. - You coming, Peter?

429. - She's all by herself, Ray.

430. - I know, Peter, but there's nothing we

431. can do about that.

432. - Not tomorrow and not the day after,

433. but today, it's just that my mom,

434. she spent so much time alone, I never got

435. to...

436. Can you guys handle this job without me?

437. - No problem.

438. We'll catch up with you at the station

439. later.

440. Take care, Peter.

441. - Actually, I think I'd love a cup of tea.

442. - The real Ghostbusters will return after

443. these messages.

444. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.