The Real Ghostbusters 2x36

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A large, inflatable balloon of Murray the Mantis becomes possessed during the balloon's appearance in a prominent New York parade. Overwhelmed, the Ghostbusters release the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from the Containment Unit and a mighty battle begins.

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1. - Phew, the real Ghostbusters

2. will return after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. At setting seven, we have a reading of

5. negative 0.2.

6. - That checks with our projections.

7. I think we've done it.

8. - We now have a functioning airlock

9. into the containment unit,

10. though I still can't understand why you

11. want it.

12. - I want to open diplomatic relations

13. with the spirit world.

14. I want to be the first ambassador.

15. - I think you're running a fever, Egon.

16. Look, it works.

17. He's heading back.

18. - Any ill effects?

19. - Uh-uh.

20. - And did you have a nice time?

21. - All right, all right.

22. Since you did a good job, I'll tell you.

23. Peter keeps his jelly beans in a box

24. under his pillow.

25. - Yippee, yippee!

26. - I'll never get used to seeing that.

27. And I still think you are crazy.

28. - Amazing.

29. I don't think I've ever seen you work so

30. hard.

31. - And I've shined the proton packs

32. and pressed my coveralls.

33. - And what, pray tell, are you up to?

34. - Tomorrow's the Thanksgiving Day parade,

35. right?

36. - Right.

37. - And there'll be a lot of beautiful

38. women there, right?

39. - I suppose.

40. - Well, I wanna make sure they know

41. that Peter Venkman is a class act.

42. - Yeah, of course, you know,

43. Turkey Day is a family holiday and the

44. kids love us.

45. We'll be surrounded by 'em.

46. The only women you'll be seeing are their

47. mothers.

48. - Oh, kids, huh?

49. Well, it's a good thing I got that box

50. of jelly beans under my pillow.

51. - Will it be ready in time, Harlan?

52. - Sure, you can tell the network they'll

53. get their bug.

54. - Good, the sooner we finish, the better.

55. I hate this place.

56. - Yeah?

57. - Yeah, it gives me the creeps.

58. - Well, there's a good reason for that.

59. - Oh?

60. - Yeah, before the company bought this

61. place

62. and turned it into a warehouse, it used

63. to be a city morgue.

64. - Oh.

65. - Are you still upset?

66. - I was gonna bring those jelly beans to

67. the parade.

68. - That's okay.

69. - I don't think there's room for them in

70. here.

71. - Okay, I'll drive.

72. - We settled it last night.

73. I drive.

74. - Well, we can't all ride in there.

75. - I'm gonna ride on the roof.

76. Like to ride with me?

77. - I'd sooner swim to New Jersey.

78. - Boy, this is great.

79. Come on, Peter, climb up.

80. - Well, this is the life, eh, Ray?

81. Are you having fun?

82. - Yeah.

83. - What the blazes is that thing?

84. - Ah.

85. - Oh, wow.

86. Hey, look, you done?

87. - Hey, it's Murray the Mantis.

88. - Who?

89. - It's a television character.

90. - The Murray the Mantis Show

91. is the biggest thing on Saturday morning

92. cartoons, Peter.

93. Murray lives in this garden, see, and he

94. keeps the peace.

95. He's sort of a sheriff.

96. He chases away the bad Roach brothers

97. and the evil Hypno-Snake.

98. - It's a form of predator control of the

99. range.

100. - And you watch this stuff, do you, Egon?

101. - A good scientist is open to everything,

102. Peter.

103. This is a morality play filled with

104. complexities.

105. - Right, and Murray is the best friend of

106. Posey,

107. the gardener's little girl

108. who's misunderstood by the other children.

109. - And are they all dressed like that?

110. - Well, looks better on TV.

111. - What happened?

112. - Hey, Officer Brum.

113. - Zedmore.

114. - What's the holdup?

115. - They're having problems with that bug

116. behind me.

117. Too much gas.

118. - Get that thing off of me.

119. - I thought they balanced those things.

120. - What's happening to Murray?

121. - It shouldn't be able to do that.

122. The lifting coefficient of helium in

123. relation—

124. - I don't think it's paying attention, E

125. gon.

126. - It's taken off.

127. - Excuse me, Officer.

128. Let it go, let go of the mantis.

129. - That thing's a menace to aerial

130. navigation.

131. - You're right, it is.

132. You've got those proton thingies, don't

133. you?

134. You could shoot it down.

135. - Sure, I've been killing nasty bugs for

136. years.

137. Toasted green stuff, coming up.

138. - How did I do that?

139. - Peter, will you get up here?

140. - You too, young lady.

141. - Whoa, time to go.

142. - Hang on.

143. - Did I cause that?

144. - No, not possible.

145. Our equipment doesn't work that way.

146. - Then it must have been us.

147. We filled a balloon in an old warehouse

148. on the Upper West Side.

149. It used to be a city morgue.

150. - That's it, a release of death force

151. energy held dormant.

152. An ectosurge across the continuum.

153. - You'll get used to him soon enough.

154. I'm Dr. Peter Venkman.

155. - Anne Lawson.

156. Oh.

157. - You know, there are certain positive

158. aspects

159. to this situation.

160. - You know, a lot of people are gonna

161. figure

162. that we're responsible for this.

163. - Nonsense.

164. If you were a judge, would you convict us

165. , Janine?

166. - If I were a judge, I'd hang us.

167. - Swell.

168. - Ah.

169. - Egon.

170. - Huh?

171. - We found the problem, the balloon.

172. It was filled over an old city morgue.

173. Considering a constant half-life

174. breakdown rate

175. for all ectoplasmic entities and cross-

176. calculating

177. with a known PKE pulse,

178. I'd say we're in an extraordinary amount

179. of trouble.

180. - Bad, huh?

181. - Very bad.

182. It could have a life energy as high as Go

183. zer's.

184. - Great.

185. Another big Twinkie.

186. - Can you fight that?

187. - Fight it?

188. Yes.

189. Win?

190. No.

191. - So then we've got no choice.

192. The big guy.

193. - The big guy.

194. - Just when I thought it couldn't

195. possibly get any worse.

196. - Those vectors will return after these

197. messages.

198. Ooh.

199. - Good, we now return to the real

200. Ghostbusters.

201. - I don't know about this, Egon.

202. - I'm willing to entertain alternatives.

203. What were the dimensions of the balloon?

204. - 120 feet nose to tail.

205. - Cross-index with the dimensions

206. of the standard praying mantis

207. and figure in the ecto-energy quotient

208. of your average class three non-trans

209. itory specter.

210. What do you think we should do?

211. - Hey, it's a big town.

212. Plenty of room for everyone.

213. Let the bug have the park.

214. - The energy level is 45 megawatts.

215. - That's not so much.

216. - Times 10 to the 14th power.

217. - Oh.

218. - What does that mean?

219. - It means if Darth Vader is willing

220. to loan us the Death Star,

221. we might have a chance.

222. Might.

223. - That means the big guy.

224. - Right, before Murray tears up half the

225. city.

226. Slimer!

227. You have to do it.

228. We're depending on you.

229. Lives are in danger, Slimer.

230. The entire city is at stake.

231. Please.

232. - Egon, you have to know how to talk to

233. these guys.

234. - Yo, green guts.

235. Ah, that's so close.

236. Look, we need your help.

237. - Better hurry, Peter.

238. - Okay, you know that little refrigerator

239. you've been wanting?

240. Ice cream delivered to the door every day.

241. A crate of donuts.

242. And a Diner's Club card.

243. Yeah, go!

244. - What's going on?

245. - They're coming after us.

246. - They think we're responsible.

247. Did you lock the door?

248. - Yeah, when we came back.

249. - This could get ugly.

250. It might be best if I took you away from

251. here.

252. - No way.

253. This is as much my fight as it is yours.

254. - The police are banging on the door.

255. Should I let them in?

256. - That doesn't seem necessary.

257. - You know what to do.

258. - Go.

259. - Wait a minute.

260. A break in.

261. - Call your lawyer.

262. - Look, if it's about that parking ticket.

263. - Let's go, egghead.

264. - No, you can't.

265. Not yet.

266. You're making a very serious mistake.

267. - You have the right to remain silent.

268. What the devil was that?

269. - I'd say it was your career.

270. - I'd watch my lip if I were you.

271. The mayor ain't too happy with you clowns.

272. - Oh, he should be thrilled with us real

273. soon.

274. Right, Egon?

275. - Yes, in about six seconds.

276. - Hey, I'll bet I'm the only guy

277. who's ever taken you to an unnatural

278. disaster

279. on the first date.

280. - What have you done?

281. - Well, we knew we couldn't take the m

282. antis by ourselves,

283. so we released the big guy.

284. - The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

285. Are you creeps nuts?

286. Don't you remember what he did to this

287. city the last time?

288. - Yeah, and he's all better now, we think.

289. - Can you control that thing?

290. - I certainly hope so.

291. - Quiet, please.

292. Come in, Big Green One.

293. Come in, come in, Big Green One.

294. - Stay with him and keep him headed north.

295. - Whoa.

296. - I just remembered something.

297. - What?

298. - Praying mantis's can jump very high.

299. - Gun it.

300. - Sorry, Peter.

301. I should have remembered about the wings.

302. - You drive me crazy, Egon.

303. - Now we'll have some action.

304. - Come in, Ray.

305. - Go ahead, Egon.

306. - We're ready here.

307. - Sorry, Peter.

308. - You promised you'd take more lessons.

309. - I've been so busy.

310. - Ray.

311. - Hey, come on.

312. I'm pretty good for an unlicensed pilot.

313. - Great.

314. That'll make the crash seem ever so, so,

315. so much softer.

316. - There he is.

317. - Drif, now what?

318. - Shoot him if he tries to fly.

319. - Oh, good.

320. - Okay, we're ready.

321. Bring him in.

322. - Hey, I can't see.

323. - Don't you have wipers on this thing?

324. - No, you'll have to clean the outside

325. off.

326. - Sure, Ray.

327. Hang on.

328. - Thanks, Peter.

329. - Let's, let's fry this grasshopper.

330. - Now.

331. - Coronado!

332. - But don't hit stay fire.

333. - Look out!

334. - Fantastic one.

335. Phew.

336. - Is it over?

337. - No, I think I'm still alive.

338. - You were wonderful.

339. - Hey, I think you were pretty wonderful

340. yourself.

341. - Look, why don't you discuss how

342. wonderful you both are

343. over dinner later?

344. We gotta get this parade going.

345. - That's the first smart thing he said

346. today.

347. - Considering what we've been through,

348. I feel extraordinarily good.

349. - Good, then you can repaint the

350. ambulance when we get back.

351. - Boy, this is great.

352. It's really too bad about Murray, though.

353. - That's all right.

354. - Yeah, after all, we did find a

355. replacement.

356. - Phew, the real Ghostbusters will return

357. after these messages.

358. Ooh, we now return to the real

359. Ghostbusters.

360. you