The Real Ghostbusters 2x35

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The Ghostbusters are called to the hunted home of recently deceased mystery writer, Agatha Grisley. They soon learned that the specters are actually characters from Grisley's last uncompleted novel!

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. Good evening, sir.

4. The survivors are eagerly awaiting the

5. reading of the will.

6. That's very good.

7. Mr. Kingsford?

8. Yes, Potter boy?

9. Did Miss Grizzly leave me anything?

10. Not a cent.

11. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

12. and now the will.

13. Yummy.

14. And the killer is.

15. Larry the plumber.

16. Why don't you ever allow us the thrill

17. of discovery?

18. Sorry, I guess I'm just too good at

19. figuring out mysteries.

20. Underachieve once in a while, Winston,

21. okay?

22. Yeah, I'll think about it.

23. Not even a good boy.

24. Yeah, let's order from a different

25. pizza place next time, okay?

26. Wow, hey you guys, we're going to the

27. Agatha Grizzly mansion.

28. Winston, we already guessed that one,

29. it's on the worksheet.

30. No, no, this lady is the all time best

31. mystery writer.

32. She died a couple weeks ago.

33. Yeah, how?

34. Trying to keep you from guessing her

35. endings before she got them down on paper?

36. Are you kidding?

37. The reason she was the best is because

38. her stories were the hardest to figure

39. out.

40. Must have run out of hangers.

41. Let me do the honors.

42. I loved this lady.

43. I guess they have trouble saying no to

44. salesmen.

45. Wow, right out of chapter 12 in the

46. murder on the Hoboken Express.

47. I'm getting strong readings, Peter.

48. There's definitely ectoplasmic activity.

49. Must he do that?

50. Yes.

51. Good evening, gentlemen.

52. Yo, guys, he's talking to us.

53. Wow, it's just like I thought it would

54. be.

55. What a surprise, like kids in a candy

56. store.

57. May I take your coats?

58. Well, I don't know.

59. Hey, what the heck?

60. Here you go, sport.

61. Ever since I took the will out of my

62. briefcase,

63. things have been a little unusual around

64. here.

65. You may be right.

66. Besides everything you see here, we've

67. had objects floating in the air.

68. Smoking guns materializing from out of

69. nowhere.

70. And bodies appearing and disappearing.

71. Sounds just like something out of an

72. egg in the grizzly book.

73. Don't mind him, sir, he's a fan.

74. I assure you we'll get to the bottom of

75. this.

76. I suppose you're all wondering why I

77. called you here.

78. It's this bonus room that really sells

79. this property.

80. This is where Miss Grizzly wrote all

81. her books.

82. From a look of this meter, there's

83. still a lot going on in here.

84. Hey, wow.

85. This is just like the 1945 Chicago

86. slime creeper room incident.

87. What the?

88. Hey, I never wanted to be taller.

89. I don't even like basketball.

90. You know, there's a game show in all

91. this.

92. Nothing terribly exotic in here.

93. See, neatness doesn't count.

94. Even novelists eat fresh fruit and

95. discard the peelings like apes in zoos.

96. It's part of the creative process.

97. Raoul's Revenge, I've never read this

98. one.

99. I think that's because it was never

100. finished, let alone published.

101. Hey guys, don't make a fuss, I'm okay

102. really.

103. Page 321 is as high as the numbers go.

104. And this one ends in the middle of a

105. sentence.

106. Possibly the poltergeist activity

107. stems from Grizzly's ghost not wanting to

108. leave until her novel is completed and

109. the killer is named.

110. You might have that one right, Ray.

111. These all seem to be beginnings of the

112. last page.

113. And each one of them makes the killer a

114. different person.

115. It's all beginning to make sense.

116. The manifestations are probably incidents

117. from her book.

118. She's prompting us to finish the story so

119. that her spirit can rest.

120. Right, so what we should do then is

121. get some clues from

122. the spectral activity going on throughout

123. the house.

124. While I read the manuscript to figure out

125. the ending on my own.

126. Yeah, once we solve the mystery, the

127. ghost should be satisfied.

128. It'll be all over.

129. The question is all over for who, her

130. or us?

131. Not us.

132. Anyway, that's our theory.

133. You got a ghost who needs an ending and

134. then she can split.

135. These are the good kind, chocolate all

136. the way through.

137. Thank goodness, I thought we were

138. doomed forever to powdered sugar.

139. No, I'm a careful shopper.

140. Egon says the PKE readings are hottest

141. on the second floor, so

142. that's where we're gonna start the search

143. for clues.

144. To the hunt.

145. The hunt.

146. I can tell it's gonna be lots of fun.

147. Those factors will return after these

148. messages.

149. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

150. Looks like this is gonna take a while,

151. we'd better split up.

152. Kiss me, you wealthy Jezebel.

153. But it wouldn't be right, you French

154. cad.

155. I've pledged my trough to another man,

156. a decent man.

157. A man with a really great car.

158. Forget decency, forget motor vehicles.

159. That's awful dialogue.

160. But it won't, it's a best seller event.

161. Cheat on me, will you, Debbie?

162. I haven't even made the first payment on

163. that Ferrari.

164. It's my fiancee, I hope he's not mad.

165. I just got the tape deck installed

166. this morning.

167. What rude men.

168. They didn't even say goodbye.

169. Read faster.

170. Hm.

171. He wasn't man enough to run you over

172. with his car.

173. He had to poison the milk that you drank.

174. There they are.

175. Where, where?

176. The cyanide in her milk took her

177. quickly.

178. It's true, you know.

179. Cyanide is an incredibly efficient

180. substance.

181. All this outward grief has given me

182. terrible indigestion.

183. A little milk always does the trick for

184. me.

185. That's poison.

186. Where is that terrible organ music

187. coming from?

188. You tried to kill me.

189. No, I didn't, I forgot, I- >> Ugh, try

190. to forget this.

191. Soon, you'll be able to use your little g

192. izmo on yourself, mon ami.

193. Whoa.

194. Oof.

195. Hi, Eegah.

196. Hello, Winston.

197. Could you read a little faster, please?

198. Want me to read it out loud to you?

199. Thank you, that won't be necessary.

200. Just end the mystery before the mystery

201. ends us.

202. Nothing upstairs, maybe a ghost in the

203. refrigerator.

204. Won't be the first time.

205. Well, at least I can rule out tropical

206. fruit as a murder weapon.

207. Deal and dice those vegetables.

208. Stew is tonight's entree.

209. Sorry, but I don't do vegetables.

210. Yes siree, Bob, a little green pepper

211. can make a meal.

212. Who's coming to dinner, everybody in

213. Norway?

214. Run, lady, this guy gets nasty with

215. animal substances that don't move.

216. Yeah, I know, some people hate the

217. smell of garlic, but me?

218. Peter.

219. You crushed my vegetable, Egon.

220. I was followed.

221. You poisoned my luscious Debbie.

222. You couldn't stand the way she laughed at

223. your ugly car.

224. What?

225. I said please take this gun off my

226. head.

227. Grizzly got paid for writing this?

228. Nobody said life was fair.

229. Wow, I bet you could level the house

230. with that thing.

231. things like the destructive fire power of

232. major military weapons.

233. Care for a healthful snack while you read?

234. Thanks, Pete.

235. Roquefort blue cheese or low-cal

236. Italian?

237. Roquefort, thanks.

238. Good book?

239. Terrific.

240. I'm almost done and I think I know who

241. the killer was.

242. I was the only man who really loved

243. Debbie.

244. When I cooked dinner, she ate like a

245. horse.

246. This was her favorite food.

247. She can't eat this anymore.

248. Well, among other things she can't do.

249. If she can't, nobody should.

250. And nobody should do anything else

251. anymore either.

252. Read faster, Winston.

253. I'm reading, I'm reading.

254. Where's the off switch on this thing?

255. There might not even be a real on

256. switch.

257. There's a chance that this is a spirit

258. manifestation that doesn't work.

259. But there's a chance that it does.

260. But there's a chance that it doesn't.

261. But there's a chance that it does.

262. But there's a- >> Look,

263. can we just pretend that we're gonna be

264. obliterated in about 45 seconds, okay?

265. This isn't very good.

266. That is Debbie's cake, not yours, you

267. jumpsuited nimmy.

268. I'm glad you decided to blow us into

269. another dimension.

270. Maybe Debbie and I can be together there.

271. Be sure you take some cab fare.

272. Your car will probably break down.

273. Then at least I won't have to eat any of

274. your depressing food.

275. This little cracker spread with the

276. liver of a silly goose makes you sad?

277. Yes.

278. Then weep, you fool.

279. I think an explosion would go

280. unnoticed at this point.

281. I know who did it, holy.

282. Yes, Winston, it's the usual bomb they

283. put in these kind of cakes.

284. Now, who did it?

285. The doctor.

286. Debbie ran up a huge bill from all the

287. emergency calls for

288. her severe indigestion from that bad g

289. ourmet fool.

290. She refused to pay his bill and

291. made fun of his car so he gave her poison

292. in her last medication.

293. I suspected as much, well, at least

294. now we can rest.

295. Mr. Zedmore, how could I ever thank

296. you for

297. finishing my greatest and last mystery?

298. I say, that's my coat.

299. You could get rid of the bomb, we just

300. can't see it as a table lamp.

301. It was a little melodramatic, wasn't

302. it?

303. My coat disappeared.

304. It's the last page, and look, this

305. story is dedicated to Winston Zedmore and

306. his fellow Ghostbusters.

307. It's the youngest aunt, she had the

308. pocket knife.

309. Yes, but she bought it from the dwarf

310. at the ball park.

311. Maybe it was the home plate umpire.

312. He was pretty testy after he got that

313. foul tip in the face.

314. Yeah, but he was philosophical about

315. it.

316. So was the dwarf.

317. We've just got the confession, it was-

318. The butler!

319. The chauffeur.

320. The real Ghostbusters will return

321. after these messages.

322. The real Ghostbusters will return

323. after these messages.