The Real Ghostbusters 2x31

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Attending an opera, Egon and a disinterested Peter are shocked when ghostly Valkyries actually appear and create havoc. The Ghostbusters are soon facing the music... and the Valkyries!

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. I really think you're going to enjoy this.

5. The Met!

6. I thought you said the Mets.

7. Peter, it's "Ride of the Valkyries."

8. You'll love it. Trust me.

9. MDM?

10. That's the diva.

11. She's the greatest soprano in the world.

12. I'd give anything to meet her.

13. How do you like the opera?

14. Hard to say.

15. So far, it's just been a lot of singing.

16. Can I get some peanuts around here?

17. Shh!

18. Hey, uh, Egon, what's a Valkyrie look

19. like?

20. Shh!

21. I mean, it wouldn't by chance be a

22. supernatural fat lady

23. on horseback, would it?

24. Yes, those are Valkyries,

25. but this isn't supposed to be happening.

26. Now I'm starting to like it.

27. We've got to save the diva.

28. Women and divas first.

29. Whoa!

30. You're not Leopold.

31. Thanks. You're cute, too.

32. Are you all right, diva?

33. Yes, and no thanks to either of you.

34. It looks as if they've gone.

35. If it weren't for you, I'd just be a

36. legend now.

37. Perhaps later I can find words to express

38. my gratitude.

39. Will you fly to my side tomorrow?

40. I'll have to check my calendar.

41. I was about to save you myself.

42. Thanks.

43. Okay, let's talk turkey here.

44. You people have a serious ghost problem.

45. What's it worth to you to get rid of them?

46. I mean, how much does this place clear in

47. one night anyway?

48. This is the opera, Peter.

49. You can't put a price tag on art.

50. It's an honor to serve art.

51. On behalf of the Ghostbusters,

52. I'd like to volunteer our services free

53. of charge.

54. What? F-f-free?

55. I can't even say it.

56. Done.

57. Ghostbusters, eh?

58. All right.

59. Be here first thing in the morning.

60. Who are you?

61. My name's Metzenbaum.

62. I run this opera.

63. Metzenbaum!

64. Come in, diva.

65. What are we after here, the Phantom of

66. the Opera?

67. Wrong story.

68. This is no joke, Winston.

69. Valkyries can be dangerous.

70. They're very powerful spirits in Norse

71. mythology.

72. So what are they doing here?

73. Well, valkyries can be awakened by praise.

74. To sing about them can sometimes summon

75. them.

76. And they won't stop until they find

77. someone

78. they can drag off to Valhalla.

79. Ready, guys?

80. Yuck.

81. It wouldn't hurt us to dress up now and

82. then.

83. I thought we were dressed up.

84. Opera singers aren't like ordinary people

85. , you know.

86. Yeah, they got louder voices.

87. I hate Monday.

88. Forgive me, diva.

89. The Ghostbusters have arrived.

90. Hey, div, what's happening?

91. My sweet.

92. Not that.

93. Come to me, my hero.

94. I think she's talking to me.

95. I haven't been the same since you stepped

96. into my life.

97. I knew I stepped in something.

98. Metzenbaum?

99. I must have a bodyguard until the Valky

100. ries are gone.

101. I'd like to volunteer, diva.

102. I'd like a chance to hear your thoughts

103. on Toscanini's interpretations of Puccini.

104. Some other time, I want him.

105. I can't explain it.

106. It's a burden I've learned to live with.

107. Whatever you say, diva.

108. I suppose.

109. Just be sure that these Ghostbusters

110. don't interrupt my rehearsal.

111. Or anything important, right?

112. They'll be careful, Leopold.

113. Have there been any more sightings of the

114. Valkyries?

115. Not since last night.

116. Really?

117. Don't worry, Mr. Metzenbaum.

118. We'll have those Valkyries out of here

119. before you can say "Niebelungenlieb"

120. twice.

121. Hey, Ray, that guy over there told me

122. there really is a phantom.

123. He says he's seen him in the basement.

124. The Phantom of the Opera is just a

125. character in a movie, Winston.

126. But that guy over there...

127. Who are you going to believe, me or a guy

128. who pulls ropes?

129. Let's get some Valkyries, guys.

130. All clear, guys.

131. I'm getting a reading at 12 o'clock.

132. Way up there.

133. Okay.

134. Higher!

135. Idiots.

136. No, no, no. Try it again.

137. All clear.

138. Go ahead.

139. I can't go any further.

140. I think we're here.

141. I'm getting a reading just above us.

142. On the other side of that door.

143. Exciting, isn't it?

144. Whatever you say, Ray.

145. Valkyries?

146. Pigeons.

147. The P.K.E. readings are practically off

148. the scale.

149. This is the first recorded manifestation

150. of a Valkyrie in modern times.

151. I bet Peter hates missing this.

152. Those guys would fall apart without me.

153. They're so lucky to have you.

154. That must have been some bird.

155. Your vulgarity fascinates me.

156. It's my best feature.

157. Stop it!

158. Tell Metzenbaum I need a new French horn.

159. Shall we try the next piece?

160. I have to think there's an easier way to

161. do this, Ray.

162. I'm open to suggestions.

163. If you've got one, now's a good time.

164. Let him have it!

165. Yeah!

166. Isn't this how King Kong got started?

167. Don't anybody breathe.

168. The real Ghostbusters will return after

169. these messages.

170. Oops. We now return to the real

171. Ghostbusters.

172. Uh-oh.

173. Come on, guys. We can't hang around here

174. all day.

175. Oh, my God.

176. I got one.

177. That pipe must lead to the boiler.

178. Let's head for the basement.

179. That's where the Phantom lives.

180. I mean, according to the guy who pulls

181. ropes.

182. No sign of the Valkyries.

183. No sign of the Phantom, either.

184. Maybe the Valkyries are gone.

185. According to tradition, the Valkyries won

186. 't be satisfied

187. until they've carried a hero off the

188. Valhalla.

189. Where is that?

190. It's one of those places you never come

191. back from.

192. But if they're still around, then where

193. are they?

194. Did I tell you about the time I saved the

195. world?

196. Did you hear something?

197. It's just these old pipes.

198. No. No!

199. Once again.

200. And you.

201. Lower this time.

202. It's quiet.

203. Yeah. Too quiet.

204. What's that?

205. It's just the orchestra.

206. Yeah. And they're playing our song.

207. Lower! Lower!

208. They're getting away!

209. Take five.

210. Hmm.

211. Excuse me.

212. Have you gotten rid of the Valkyries?

213. It's common to encounter unforeseen

214. difficulties

215. when attempting to isolate and contain

216. manifestations

217. from a separate reality.

218. Does that mean no?

219. Get a man a cigar.

220. The Valkyries are still somewhere in the

221. opera house.

222. They'll attack every time the orchestra

223. plays

224. "Ride of the Valkyries."

225. So I'm afraid you'll have to cancel

226. tonight's performance.

227. Did you say cancel?

228. I didn't say anything.

229. In 20 years as a conductor,

230. I have never missed a performance.

231. I demand that these persons leave this

232. opera at once.

233. But Leopold, it was the diva

234. who insisted on the Ghostbusters.

235. Oh, I should have stayed at Radio City.

236. Diva!

237. Yes, Leopold?

238. Hey, I'm trying to sleep here.

239. I refuse to look like a fool.

240. Have I got news for him?

241. Either he goes or I do.

242. Leopold!

243. I thought he'd never leave.

244. Get your feet off my divan!

245. And the rest of you, too!

246. I knew this was too good to last.

247. Leopold! Leopold!

248. Leopold!

249. Do you think that I could ever be

250. interested in you?

251. Is that a trick question?

252. I was only using you to make Leopold

253. jealous.

254. Any fool but you could have seen that.

255. Does this mean the fan club's off?

256. Yow!

257. Women, who can figure 'em out?

258. Two minutes, Diva.

259. Go away.

260. I tried to tell you, Peter.

261. Artists are special people.

262. You have to understand them.

263. Art beckons.

264. What a trooper.

265. I knew what you were doing all along.

266. I was just trying to help out, you know?

267. I was never interested in you.

268. I mean, I'm a national hero.

269. Hero?

270. I can get a girlfriend whenever I want.

271. I thought you were gonna catch her.

272. Now look what you've done.

273. Quick, guys. We've got to seal every exit

274. from this building.

275. Whoa!

276. Everything's closed. There's no way out

277. of the building.

278. Good. Now all we have to do is get Peter

279. back.

280. I have an idea.

281. If we open one of the skylights over the

282. stage and rig up a ghost trap,

283. we can trap the Valkyries as they leave.

284. What if the Valkyries get by the trap?

285. Then Peter gets a one-way trip to

286. Valhalla.

287. All clear.

288. Whoa!

289. Isn't that just real?

290. Okay, guys. Let's do it.

291. The trap's ready.

292. Open the skylight.

293. Out there!

294. Here they come.

295. Give 'em Valhalla!

296. Now!

297. Get out of here!

298. Well, at least it worked.

299. Ha-ha!

300. Isn't she great?

301. I can't begin to thank you.

302. So I won't.

303. Well, remind me not to buy any season

304. tickets.

305. Two great talents.

306. They deserve each other.

307. You said it.

308. I promise, guys, I'll never let myself

309. get carried away by women again.

310. What?

311. It's the Phantom of the Opera.

312. I told you.

313. Get ready, guys.

314. It's getting so a ghost can't get any

315. peace and quiet anymore.

316. You can keep the opera.

317. I'm leaving.

318. The real Ghostbusters will return after

319. these messages.

320. The real Ghostbusters will return after

321. these messages.