The Real Ghostbusters 2x30

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When workman on the Eiffel Tower accidentally break into Monsieur Eiffel's secret lab and damage a device, thousands of ghosts are released. The Ghostbusters discover that the tower was actually a very early form of a Containment Unit!

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1. I don't know about you my friends, but

2. it is two o'clock and

3. I feel like taking a nap.

4. But there isn't any place up here to

5. sleep.

6. What about in there?

7. In the pavilion?

8. But it is forbidden to go in there.

9. That was the workshop of Monsieur Eiffel

10. himself.

11. Well, you make up your own minds.

12. I am going to take a snooze in here.

13. Looks like a museum.

14. What is that machine?

15. The equipment, it is still working

16. after all these years?

17. Impossible.

18. Yes, this stuff looks serious.

19. That's perfect.

20. Oops.

21. What was that?

22. I knew it.

23. This time, he has done it.

24. I heard there was valuable scientific

25. equipment in there.

26. Don't worry.

27. I'll come back tomorrow and replace those

28. lamps.

29. No one will be the wiser.

30. Meanwhile, I vote we go home, yes?

31. Look honey, there's a man in period

32. costume, how exciting.

33. Yeah.

34. Excuse me, sir.

35. Would you mind posing for a picture with

36. my wife?

37. Of course not, but make sure you take

38. me from my.

39. And the tower was designed by French

40. engineer Gustave Eiffel for

41. the Paris World's Fair of 1889.

42. It is 980 feet high, and its lower

43. session consists of.

44. Hey, you're new here.

45. What happened to the usual person?

46. He's a person.

47. He's the unusual person.

48. Voila, the true, horrible story, my

49. friends.

50. We must accept the evidence.

51. The Eiffel Tower is haunted.

52. It is a national catastrophe.

53. Tourists are staying away in droves.

54. France is on its knees.

55. I beg you, monsieurs, we will pay

56. anything.

57. Well, our schedule is very busy right

58. now, but

59. I'm sure we can work something out.

60. I don't know.

61. Do we have time to go to France right now?

62. I have my new satellite dish to install.

63. So we'll hire someone.

64. Ray, there are some things more important

65. than TV.

66. Name two.

67. That's not fair.

68. There's a whole country out there

69. asking, no begging for our help.

70. If we play our cards right, we got it

71. made.

72. It could be a fascinating change to

73. study some truly alien phenomenon.

74. Of course they're alien, they're

75. French.

76. Haven't you heard the man?

77. Well, okay.

78. Will our rooms be paid for as part of

79. this deal?

80. But of course, you will be the guests

81. of my country.

82. You will stay in the best hotel in Paris.

83. The best hotel?

84. The very best, Monsieur Vinkman.

85. Well then, that's settled.

86. When do we leave?

87. I do not understand.

88. For two days, we have gone everywhere but

89. the Eiffel Tower.

90. It's all part of our plan.

91. You can't just bust into an operation

92. like this without doing a little recon

93. first.

94. Besides, how hard can it be?

95. After all, it's nothing but a little teen

96. y weeny tower.

97. This thing is haunted?

98. Every inch of it, monsieur.

99. Because of the emergency, we have shut

100. off the elevators.

101. So you will have to walk, of course.

102. Walk?

103. But there must be thousands of steps.

104. 1,710, according to the guide.

105. What are they doing that for?

106. Why, it is played in honor of the

107. brave men who put their lives at the

108. service of

109. La Belle, France.

110. Lives?

111. Who said anything about lives?

112. I salute your courage, Monsieur Venk

113. man.

114. I am sure you will do excellent work.

115. Bonne chance.

116. Why can't we just get them to switch

117. the power back on so

118. we can take the elevator?

119. Basic emergency procedure.

120. Never use elevators in cases of ectoplasm

121. ic emanations.

122. So much for the vacation.

123. Well, what can they do?

124. Eat us?

125. There's something very strange here.

126. I can't get a reading.

127. What's wrong, you got it?

128. Gentlemen, we have a problem.

129. Peter, back up.

130. Back up, Peter.

131. Peter, what's the problem?

132. Down is bad, Ray.

133. Up looks real good to me.

134. Guys, we're running out of directions.

135. We'll never make it past them to the

136. next staircase.

137. The elevator's only a few yards away.

138. If we can talk them into turning the

139. power back on.

140. Ray, did you ever see Attack of the

141. Zombies?

142. No.

143. I think you're about to.

144. It's worth a try.

145. Monsieur Lucien will risk the elevator.

146. Give us back the power.

147. I hope you know what you're doing.

148. All right, you've got power now.

149. Of course we know what we're doing.

150. Who does he think he is?

151. Now what do we do?

152. Let's rush him.

153. Look at that, very strange.

154. Definitely, the girders are absorbing the

155. proton beams.

156. Do you know what this could mean?

157. It means you're gonna get killed

158. unless you get in here, now.

159. Sure beats walking.

160. Yeah, look up there.

161. They're attacking the switchboard.

162. One of us has to go up there and scare

163. them away.

164. What do you mean, up?

165. The opposite of down.

166. I'll do it.

167. I used to be a construction worker.

168. Okay, now give me a gun.

169. All right.

170. Okay, got him.

171. Here we are, the second floor.

172. What?

173. How can we cross a whole platform of that?

174. We barely made it the first time.

175. I have an idea.

176. Let's reverse the polarity of the beams

177. and aim at the tower, not at the ghosts.

178. Yes, of course, that's brilliant.

179. Unless.

180. Unless what?

181. Educate me on unless, Ray.

182. Well, let's just say that if we're

183. wrong, you won't like it.

184. That's great.

185. Yes, but it's only temporary.

186. It'll contain the ghosts inside for a few

187. minutes.

188. But we still have to stop the ones

189. already free before they stop us.

190. Okay, we're at the top floor.

191. This is it.

192. This is Eiffel's diary.

193. All the answers must be in here.

194. You better find them fast, cuz we don

195. 't have much time.

196. You're more right than you know.

197. I couldn't be sure till I saw the

198. equipment.

199. But now, gentlemen,

200. we are standing atop the largest ghost

201. containment unit ever built.

202. And it's getting ready to explode.

203. The real Ghostbusters will return

204. after these messages.

205. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

206. As incredible as it may seem, it would

207. appear that Mr.

208. Eiffel had already developed the

209. principles of modern ectoplasmic entrap

210. ment

211. by the late 1880s.

212. You mean the guy was a ghostbuster?

213. Yes, he built this tower as a

214. primitive but

215. efficient type of ghost containment unit.

216. The ghosts are automatically attracted to

217. and

218. trapped within the tower's very structure.

219. Wow, that's what caused it to absorb

220. our particle beams.

221. I was right.

222. This is fascinating.

223. What a wonderful opportunity.

224. Yeah, and aren't we all just having a

225. wonderful time?

226. So what we have here is some kind of

227. leak.

228. How do we plug it?

229. Until it was broken, this box was the

230. control for

231. molecularly bonding the ghosts to the

232. tower.

233. When it was damaged, the tower became ps

234. ionically porous, and

235. the most aggressive ghosts could escape.

236. How much time do we have before the

237. molecular degeneration

238. becomes irreversible?

239. Yeah, how much time before the

240. whatever goes and

241. we're all blown back disconnected?

242. The tower will explode in about 12 hours.

243. How many ghosts do you think there are

244. in this tower?

245. Given France's history,

246. contrasting with ghosts per capita, a few

247. million.

248. Okay, boys, we don't have any time to

249. lose.

250. We gotta fix the whatchamacallit, and

251. we gotta fix it fast.

252. Can we get it to a repair shop?

253. Can we get out of here, period?

254. Easy, we'll attach one of our reverse

255. polarity packs to

256. the system, and it will temporarily pull

257. the ghosts

258. back into the tower.

259. Egon, can you- >> Already doing it,

260. Ray.

261. Five, four, three, two, one, now.

262. It works, not a ghost in sight.

263. Then I would suggest we hurry.

264. The power in this pack won't last forever.

265. Theoretically, this mechanism shouldn

266. 't work at all, but it does.

267. We have to see more of Eiffel's notes.

268. But Monsieur Stans, they are all right

269. here.

270. Excuse me, but that is not quite

271. correct, Monsieur Lucien.

272. There are two other locations in Paris

273. where Monsieur Eiffel's

274. private papers are stored.

275. Perhaps there is something useful among

276. these.

277. Then let's get the show on the road.

278. Right, Egon?

279. Good, I'll stay here and try to make

280. sense of the control box.

281. The Louvre, I never thought I'd have

282. to visit it at night.

283. I wish I had time to see the Mona Lisa.

284. Monsieur Stans, we have been expecting

285. you.

286. Please, follow us.

287. Wow, this is what I call a museum.

288. Our collection of Egyptian antiques is

289. one of the best in the world.

290. Mm-hm.

291. What?

292. No!

293. Monsieur Stans!

294. No! >> No! >> Whoa! >> Whoa!

295. Right off the scale!

296. Boy, this is exciting!

297. Eh, eh! >> Maybe too exciting.

298. That's behind you!

299. Criminy!

300. This is the museum, it's a chamber of

301. horrors!

302. All bad things must come to an end.

303. Let's get those papers.

304. So this is Notre Dame.

305. Monsieur Zeddemore?

306. Excuse me, brother.

307. I was too busy admiring your cathedral.

308. It is beautiful, is it not?

309. It is four times as old as America, you

310. know.

311. Up here is where we keep valuable

312. papers donated to the church.

313. I have already located what you- >> Whoa!

314. What's wrong?

315. Shoot, they got here first.

316. There's still one more.

317. Come back here.

318. Where the heck is it going now?

319. All right.

320. I think we've got it this time.

321. We don't have any time to lose.

322. Haven't they finished connecting the

323. auxiliary power line from

324. the generator yet?

325. I guess they will soon.

326. Okay, so let's boogie.

327. We better connect that box fast.

328. I don't like the look of this.

329. We are doomed.

330. The ghosts will escape.

331. The tower will explode, poof.

332. Calm down, we're on TV.

333. Wait a minute, television.

334. That's it.

335. No way.

336. If I have to sit through one more French

337. commercial.

338. No, no.

339. Lucien, the tower has some of the most

340. powerful broadcast antennas in France,

341. right?

342. Oui, but I confess I don't understand.

343. If I'm right, all of our problems are

344. solved.

345. Can you patch me through to New York?

346. Go, Busted.

347. Janine, it's me, Ray.

348. Quick, has the workman already set up the

349. satellite dish?

350. He'll be done in five minutes.

351. Why?

352. Fantastic, Janine.

353. Now this is what you're gonna do.

354. All of France is depending on you.

355. All set.

356. The packs are hooked up to Eiffel's

357. machine and tuned to 20,000 megahertz.

358. Station GHOST is ready to broadcast.

359. Okay, let her rip.

360. What a fantastic idea, Monsieur Stanz.

361. Peeling all the ghosts across the globe

362. by satellite,

363. directly into your own containment unit.

364. Worth all the money you paid, huh, Monsie

365. ur Lucien?

366. What do you mean the money's all gone?

367. You mean to tell me all the money we got

368. from the French went to

369. the Scuzzo Cable Company?

370. Well, we did have to pay off their

371. customers.

372. Instead of seeing pussycats on parade,

373. what they got was five hours of cursing

374. French ghosts.

375. Can't blame them for suing, I suppose.

376. Okay, now that we've got all these

377. channels, what's on?

378. A Bogart movie would be nice.

379. We've got basketball, baseball, soccer

380. , cricket, tennis, football, highlight.

381. No Bogart, no Spencer Tracy.

382. Hockey, horse racing, wrestling,

383. boxing.

384. Why do I bother asking?

385. Why?

386. The real Ghostbusters will return

387. after these messages.

388. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.