The Real Ghostbusters 2x28

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At a haunted house, the Ghostbusters find that every hole in the wall offers an opening for ghosts to come through them! And the bigger the hole, the bigger the ghost.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. So the man says to the gang guru, we sell

5. hats, not sandwiches.

6. Can't you read?

7. No, not again.

8. And the kangaroo says, if I could read, I

9. 'd have asked for a menu.

10. Well, I've had enough.

11. This is a job for the-

12. Ghostbusters.

13. You holla, we collar.

14. Uh-huh, yeah.

15. Yeah, yeah, we make house calls.

16. No problem.

17. That's right, we handle all kinds of

18. apparitions and manifestations.

19. Oh, yes, we do ghost, too.

20. They'll be right over.

21. Let's roll 'em.

22. All right.

23. You got?

24. What do we got?

25. Cheese.

26. Huh?

27. Cheese?

28. Limburger cheese.

29. You can let me out right here, Winston.

30. Let you out?

31. What makes you think I'm staying?

32. Come on, fellas, give me a chance to

33. explain.

34. Charles Von Limburger is the heir to the

35. world's largest cheese fortune.

36. He makes Limburger brand cheese, not Lim

37. burger cheese.

38. I'm so glad for him, Egon.

39. Can we get out now?

40. Anyway, he also inherited a haunted

41. mansion.

42. That part I understand.

43. Are we gonna do a lot of running around,

44. screaming and yelling and falling down

45. and end up covered with slime?

46. Don't we always?

47. Just wanted to make sure.

48. That's my favorite part.

49. What is this place?

50. Parnham.

51. The home of the world famous Miskatonic

52. University.

53. They once played their football team with

54. slugs.

55. Ooh, that was slimy.

56. Forget it, Ray.

57. That's not part of this story.

58. Thank goodness.

59. This place is enough to make Dracula

60. think about a change of career.

61. Forget Dracula.

62. I'm thinking about a change of career.

63. Does anybody have a bad feeling about

64. this?

65. No, I don't.

66. Ray, do you?

67. No, not really.

68. How about you, Peter?

69. Nothing I feel in anything.

70. Oh.

71. Well, let's go home anyway.

72. Huh?

73. Yes.

74. Hi.

75. We're the Ghostbusters.

76. You got the ghost?

77. We got the clam sauce.

78. Let's party.

79. Oh, yes.

80. Come right in.

81. Expecting you.

82. Madame Limburger and I only moved into

83. the house three weeks ago,

84. and we've been experiencing supernatural

85. manifestations ever since.

86. Crashing and banging.

87. All kinds of weird noises.

88. Howlings.

89. Moanings.

90. Frightful grunting.

91. Things falling out of closets.

92. All over the place.

93. Sounds like my weekend.

94. We've even seen them lurking in the dark.

95. Huge red-eyed monsters with scrabbling

96. claws,

97. slobbering and drooling and moaning hung

98. rily.

99. They're horrible, I tell you.

100. Horrible.

101. Oh, yeah, I know what those are.

102. Those are lawyers.

103. No, no, these are nameless horrors.

104. Late at night, we can hear them

105. scratching at the walls,

106. rustling in the shadows, banging at the

107. moon.

108. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in

109. three weeks.

110. It's ruining my business.

111. How can I think about cheese when

112. something hideous

113. is drooling green slime all over the

114. floor?

115. I know exactly what you mean.

116. The PKE meter indicates the source of the

117. emanations is upstairs.

118. Good job, Egon.

119. It's getting stronger and stronger.

120. Well, goodbye.

121. Huh?

122. We have decided to leave the house for

123. the weekend

124. to give you a chance to do your job

125. without us being in the way.

126. Have a nice weekend.

127. Enjoy yourselves.

128. And don't worry about us.

129. We'll be fine.

130. Ray?

131. Yeah, Peter?

132. Shut up.

133. Right.

134. Let's go to work.

135. I was afraid you'd say that.

136. Okay.

137. This is the last chance for somebody to

138. have a bad feeling.

139. In here.

140. This is it.

141. You must be kidding, Egon.

142. This is just a hole in the wall.

143. Your PKE meter must be broken or

144. something.

145. Hello?

146. Any ghosts in here?

147. I didn't think so.

148. We came all this way for a whole...

149. Uh, Ray.

150. Okay.

151. Olly olly oxen free.

152. Come out, come out, wherever you are.

153. Yeah.

154. It got me.

155. I thought you said this was your favorite

156. part.

157. Well, it changed my mind.

158. Boy, the universe must be on my side for

159. a change.

160. I'm usually the one who gets slimed.

161. Well, at least it didn't hit me in the

162. face.

163. I take it back about the universe.

164. Eat purple death, cold slime.

165. Uh, Peter, I don't think that's such a

166. good idea.

167. That'll show 'em.

168. You said something, Egon?

169. Uh, never mind.

170. Well, is that it?

171. Ah, oh, gosh.

172. Fire!

173. We're rivals.

174. Ouch.

175. Set up the game.

176. Something is coming.

177. Something from the other side.

178. How do we get into these situations

179. anyway?

180. We have to.

181. It's our whole raison d'etre.

182. What?

183. Listen, do you hear?

184. It's coming.

185. It sounds huge.

186. Monstrous.

187. What the?

188. It's hardly worth the trouble to zap the

189. little feller.

190. Oh, that's all right.

191. No!

192. Great googly moogly.

193. This looks more like the Swiss cheese

194. house

195. than the Limburger mansion.

196. I got 'em.

197. Uh, Peter?

198. Yeah, Ray?

199. Look.

200. Huh?

201. This house leaks.

202. It leaks ghosts.

203. Rubble.

204. If I have a hunch, this is gonna get very

205. , very messy.

206. Ah!

207. The real Ghostbusters will return after

208. these messages.

209. Ooh.

210. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

211. This is bad.

212. This is very bad.

213. No, it's even worse than that.

214. What?

215. These little ghosts?

216. Well, they're not even dangerous.

217. They're almost cute.

218. I'm picking up some extraordinarily

219. powerful

220. emanations here.

221. We're going to need to widen that hole.

222. Give me a hand.

223. Ah!

224. My sentiments exactly.

225. There's something in that hole.

226. Something horrible.

227. I want to send in a pro.

228. That makes sense.

229. You wouldn't say that if we knew what we

230. were doing.

231. Okay, Winston, that's good enough.

232. Oh, fair.

233. I like this part.

234. Whenever you're ready, CB.

235. Never mind.

236. Here goes.

237. Careful with those cables, Ray.

238. No problem.

239. Uh, Egon, something's happened to the

240. probe.

241. Something very big has happened to the

242. probe.

243. Ouch!

244. Ray! Ray! Ray!

245. Now I have a bad feeling about this.

246. Don't worry, Ray.

247. We're coming.

248. Hang on, Ray.

249. You dirty, still-plasmic, slime-sucking

250. fiends.

251. We're coming, Ray.

252. We're coming.

253. This is going to cost you, Ray.

254. I'm not sure, but I think I'm losing the

255. will to live.

256. Oh, that's smart.

257. I'm going to strangle somebody as soon as

258. I figure out who.

259. Ray, your hair's turned white.

260. Wow, what an incredible manifestation.

261. Ray, are you all right?

262. I think that I shall never see a poem as

263. lovely as a tree.

264. Yeah!

265. Good, he's all right.

266. Egon, I suppose you have a scientific

267. explanation for all this.

268. No.

269. Thank you.

270. Ray, tell me, what did you see?

271. I saw the supernatural world, the realm

272. of the spirits,

273. the twilight zone, the outer limits.

274. I love Lucy.

275. You saw all that?

276. Yeah.

277. I passed it on the way back.

278. I see.

279. Come on, guys.

280. We've got a job to do.

281. Let's find out how bad the damage is.

282. Huh?

283. What?

284. Hey, how about that?

285. Hey, guys, look.

286. Now that's something to shake a stick at.

287. Ray, I'll do the jokes.

288. I see.

289. Winston, you're brilliant.

290. That's it.

291. It's the size of the holes.

292. That determines how big the ghosts are

293. when they come into this world.

294. The smaller the hole, the smaller the

295. ghost.

296. And conversely, the bigger the hole, the

297. bigger the ghost.

298. I wish you hadn't said that.

299. Huh?

300. Uh-oh.

301. I don't even want to think about the size

302. of the ghost

303. that's going to come through that hole.

304. I don't think you're going to have to.

305. Here it comes.

306. I told you this was coming.

307. Ready, proton packs.

308. And fire.

309. Uh-oh.

310. That's a very big hole.

311. The biggest yet.

312. I can't believe I'm taking this so calmly.

313. Listen.

314. Only we can throw that hole into a hole.

315. Ray, that is so stupid.

316. It's brilliant.

317. Yes, that's what I was going to say.

318. Help me.

319. We've got to move this hole so it faces

320. that one.

321. Right.

322. How about that?

323. We just invented the portable hole.

324. That ought to do it.

325. Whatever comes out of one hole

326. will go right into the other.

327. And it'll be shrunk right down.

328. The more it tries to come out of the big

329. hole,

330. the more it'll be shrunk.

331. Why do I keep getting the feeling this

332. isn't going to work?

333. Listen.

334. I know that look.

335. I wonder if I made a mistake.

336. Let's hear it, Egon.

337. Well, I could be wrong,

338. but there's a very slight chance

339. of an interdimensional imbalance here.

340. Um, the whole universe could implode.

341. That's bad, right?

342. Yeah, no problem.

343. We'll just separate the holes.

344. That's it.

345. It can't be done.

346. Got any other bright ideas?

347. Pittsburgh?

348. Egon, it's time for plan B.

349. Plan B?

350. Run!

351. It's over.

352. No, it's not over.

353. Huh?

354. The hole wasn't closed up.

355. It's still there under all that rubble,

356. but now it's 50 feet across.

357. 50 feet across?

358. Okay.

359. That means if that thing, whatever it is,

360. decides to come out of this hole,

361. it'll be the biggest whatever it is we've

362. ever seen.

363. Look!

364. Fire!

365. I got it.

366. Got you.

367. Don't stop short like that.

368. Wait, I have an idea.

369. Let's give it Ray as a peace offering.

370. What?

371. Well, that's not funny, Peter.

372. I wasn't joking, Ray. Come on.

373. Huh?

374. Hey, I've got a hole in my pocket.

375. Throw it away, Winston.

376. Right, of course. That's it.

377. Ray, you're brilliant.

378. Winston, throw it into the big hole.

379. A hole inside a hole should implode the

380. hole.

381. Or the universe.

382. That's just a chance we have to take.

383. Do it, Winston.

384. Right.

385. I knew I should have played more football.

386. Whoa. You're a big one, aren't you?

387. I did it.

388. Now that's what I call a weekend.

389. Look.

390. It's the Limburgers.

391. Where, where is our house?

392. Hey, it was a bigger job than we expected.

393. We'll send you our bill in the morning.

394. That's what you get for hiring unskilled

395. labor.

396. Next time, I want you to call the real

397. Ghostbusters.

398. But I thought those were the real

399. Ghostbusters.

400. The real Ghostbusters will return after

401. these messages.

402. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.