1. Ghostbusters
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2. There's something strange in the
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3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?
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4. Ghostbusters
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5. There's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
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6. Ghostbusters
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7. I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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8. The real Ghost Busters will return
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9. after these messages.
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10. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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11. I don't like this fog, Chief.
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12. We're too close to the parallelogram.
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13. What?
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14. The New Jersey parallelogram.
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15. Sort of a small, nasty version of the
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16. Bermuda Triangle.
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17. If you believe in such things.
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18. Like I do now.
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19. Chief, sound the collision alarm.
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20. Helmsman, bring us about.
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21. The tanker was last reported 130 miles
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22. west of Ambrose Light.
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23. In that area known as the New Jersey
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24. parallelogram.
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25. This brings to seven the total of ships
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26. that have vanished in that area since
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27. 1980.
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28. Hey, Peter.
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29. What?
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30. Another ship's been lost in the New
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31. Jersey parallelogram.
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32. So?
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33. So we should go out there.
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34. Clean that place up.
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35. Ray, who lives there?
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36. No one.
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37. It's in the ocean.
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38. Then who's going to pay us?
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39. I thought it'd be nice.
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40. Hi, guys.
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41. Good morning, Miss Janine.
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42. So good of you to join us.
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43. Sorry I'm late, but I just had to buy
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44. this darling poncho.
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45. It's you, it's definitely you.
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46. Actually, it's much more you.
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47. Read the label.
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48. Venkman's ghost repeller.
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49. Invented by the father of Chief Ghost
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50. buster Peter Venkman.
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51. I don't believe it.
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52. He's doing it to me again.
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53. You mean that cute old man really is
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54. your father?
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55. Cute is one way of putting it.
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56. Con man is another.
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57. Oh, I think it's sweet.
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58. It'll make this a family business.
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59. Sweet enough to get us all arrested.
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60. That's fraud, Peter.
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61. I know, I know.
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62. He's made a career out of selling things
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63. that don't exist.
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64. Why me?
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65. Well, maybe they really work.
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66. Hey, Slimer.
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67. Yeah, you.
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68. Hey, Toro, Toro, Toro.
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69. Useless, it won't even stop Slimer.
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70. Peter, my boy, you're looking well.
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71. Dad, ponchos, how could you do this to
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72. me?
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73. Do what?
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74. No one's been hurt.
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75. They're fine ponchos, Peter.
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76. That's not the point.
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77. They don't repel ghosts.
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78. And they don't attract them either.
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79. What's the big deal?
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80. You are going to land us all in
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81. litigation heaven.
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82. I'll have lawyers following me around for
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83. the rest of my life.
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84. Sir, Peter's right.
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85. What you're doing is illegal.
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86. Son, I don't mean to break the law.
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87. I just bended a mite, a smidge.
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88. Besides, there aren't any laws about
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89. ghosts, are there?
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90. No, not exactly, but- >> Well then,
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91. there you have it.
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92. Tell you what, why don't I cut you in,
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93. all of you?
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94. Boy, I don't know.
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95. It's not really our thing, it's just a
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96. bust.
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97. And I figured if I could get you boys
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98. to endorse my ghost repellers.
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99. Forget it, Dad, that's cheating.
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100. You're taking people's money and giving
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101. them nothing.
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102. Okay, son, I understand.
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103. I never meant to hurt anyone.
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104. I'm only trying to make the world better,
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105. like you fellas.
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106. But I'll stop if that's what you want.
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107. I do, Dad.
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108. So long, boys.
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109. Miss, it was nice meeting you.
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110. See you around, Peter.
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111. He's not a bad guy, he just can't make
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112. an honest buck.
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113. He's a con man.
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114. I'm not surprised.
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115. Genetics, it's in your blood.
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116. There he goes.
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117. Now, Ray.
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118. There's one more.
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119. Swing batter.
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120. Hey, excuse me, which one of you is Dr
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121. Mulch?
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122. I got a delivery for you.
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123. Not us, you sure you want this pier?
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124. Pier 70, delivered to MS Apogon ISS
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125. Expedition to the New Jersey Parallelog
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126. ram.
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127. What?
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128. Is that it?
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129. Yeah, thanks.
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130. Say, what is that parallelogram thing
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131. anyway?
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132. An area of extreme psychic turbulence
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133. and dangerous cross rip convergences.
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134. If you say so.
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135. I can't believe anybody would want to
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136. go there.
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137. I would.
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138. Yeah, I figured you would.
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139. Not me, all I want to do is eat.
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140. Come on, guys.
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141. Thank you, Dr. Venkman.
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142. With your ghost repellers, we should do
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143. fine.
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144. My pleasure, Dr. Mulch.
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145. Always happy to further the cause of
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146. science.
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147. When do you sail?
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148. Tonight, I'm so looking forward to
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149. this.
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150. Yes, ten degrees south.
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151. It's right along here somewhere.
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152. So with all due respects, there is
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153. nothing here.
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154. The parallelogram is a myth.
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155. This fog's hardly normal, Captain.
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156. Hmph. >> Put down your ghost repellers.
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157. They'll protect us.
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158. Captain?
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159. No, thank you.
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160. Sir, the gyrocompass is going haywire.
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161. Whoa.
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162. Heard from your dad?
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163. Nope.
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164. Expect to?
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165. Yes, I expect he'll send a letter from
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166. Alaska saying he's selling
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167. the Eskimos' ice makers.
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168. Which one of you is Peter Venkman?
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169. I am.
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170. What's wrong?
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171. Three days ago, the motor ship Apagon
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172. sailed from New York,
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173. searching for the New Jersey parallelog
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174. ram.
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175. We lost contact eight hours ago.
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176. Wow, Peter.
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177. We would like you men to go in and
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178. bring them out.
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179. We'll pay any reasonable fee.
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180. Wow.
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181. Why us, Captain?
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182. Doesn't the Coast Guard find lost ships?
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183. The last radio message spoke of a
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184. mysterious fog closing in, and
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185. then luminous spirits attacking them.
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186. Ghosts, they said.
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187. Captain, I'm sorry, but we're booked
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188. solid for the next week.
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189. I get seasick, I hate the ocean.
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190. I have two words for you, ghost repe
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191. llers.
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192. My dad?
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193. The same.
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194. I love the ocean.
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195. It's big and wet, and we're going on a
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196. cruise, Ray.
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197. Wow.
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198. Yeah, wow.
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199. The Coast Guard reported the MS Apagon
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200. vessel overdue Tuesday.
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201. No, it's all my fault.
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202. Peter was right.
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203. East River Marina, and hurry.
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204. We've arrived at the last reported
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205. position of the MS Apagon.
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206. What do we do now?
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207. Now we look for a big, thick fog bank.
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208. be all right.
Now we look for a big, thick fog bank.
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209. Like that?
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210. Egon, what is that?
be all right.
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211. Some sort of energy gate.
be all right.
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212. be all right.
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213. Try not to get too close to the lines.
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214. No good, I can't hold her.
be all right.
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215. be all right.
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216. Hey, what's that?
be all right.
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217. Egon, what now?
be all right.
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218. As long as we don't disappear, we'll
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219. be all right.
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220. You are nuts.
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221. The real Ghostbusters will return
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222. after these messages.
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223. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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224. Egon!
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225. At least we're past the worst of it.
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226. I wouldn't be so sure, Peter, see?
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227. I hate it when he's right.
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228. I've had friendlier nightmares.
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229. Everybody okay?
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230. If we're not dead, I guess I'm fine.
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231. We're alive or I couldn't do this.
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232. Hey, what gives?
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233. There's enough psychic energy in here to
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234. raise Atlantis.
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235. That thing should be going crazy.
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236. Egon, did you break the meter?
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237. No, listen to me.
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238. I fixed it.
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239. Everything is ectoplasmic energy in here.
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240. So I reversed the polarity on the meter.
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241. Spings, you genius.
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242. It only picks up reality, like us.
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243. Or the liner.
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244. Egon, you get the gold star for today.
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245. How's the boat?
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246. Considering there's no water under us,
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247. she's running pretty well.
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248. What now?
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249. We wait until the meter picks up a
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250. large chunk of reality and follow it.
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251. I got a signal.
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252. How strong?
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253. 0.04.
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254. No good.
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255. It's too small.
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256. For a liner that size, it'll have to be
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257. at least six or seven.
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258. Maybe it's a lifeboat.
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259. No, probably a malfunction.
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260. Keep going.
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261. Go on, beat it.
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262. Follow someone else.
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263. Aha.
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264. Ah, boy.
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265. Dr. Vinkman, what happened?
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266. I don't know.
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267. Say, how do you steer in this stuff?
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268. I don't think I'll be able to climb my
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269. way out of this.
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270. Torpedo, left side.
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271. Whoa.
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272. Whoa.
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273. Egon, what's going on here?
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274. Well, can you imagine folding yourself?
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275. I guess so.
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276. Do you know what origami is?
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277. Egon, you little maniac.
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278. Are you saying that this place folds
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279. reality?
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280. Actually, it crumbles it up.
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281. Things run every which way.
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282. No two lines intersect.
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283. See?
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284. Like the Bermuda Triangle?
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285. Except that the New Jersey parallelog
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286. ram has more suburbs.
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287. I got a heavy reality reading.
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288. Over there.
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289. Why do we have to tow them?
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290. Anything that moves in here moves on
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291. its own, like the torpedo.
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292. Upside down, vertical, horizontal, you
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293. won't know the difference.
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294. So we have to stay together till we get
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295. out.
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296. Okay.
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297. Ahead, five degrees to port.
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298. How much longer?
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299. Egon says we can be out of here any
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300. time now.
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301. As soon as he locates the entrance.
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302. Dead ahead, steady, steady.
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303. This is it.
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304. You did it, you mad scientist, you.
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305. Thank you, Coast Guard.
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306. We'll be fine from here.
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307. Look, Captain, isn't that?
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308. Boat off your port bow, that boat
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309. belonged to Dr. Vigman.
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310. He tried to rescue us, but he couldn't
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311. get near the ship.
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312. Peter, you don't suppose he's.
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313. Still in there?
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314. Probably.
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315. What do we do now?
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316. I really hate this place.
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317. Hey Peter, we'll find him.
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318. I ought to leave him here.
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319. It's the perfect place for him.
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320. Nothing here is what it seems either.
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321. What is that thing?
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322. The Battleship Bismarck.
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323. It was sunk in 1941.
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324. Let's get out of here.
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325. Where's that torpedo when you need it?
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326. Sorry, look, over there.
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327. I'm getting a signal.
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328. Steer for that hole, that way.
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329. Egon, you idiot.
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330. No, this is right.
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331. Trust me.
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332. We're all gonna die.
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333. I used to hate rides like that at C
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334. oney Island.
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335. I think I broke something.
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336. I think I broke everything.
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337. Look, no, get away from me, you nasty
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338. little, back, back.
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339. Boy, this is hard work.
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340. Watch out.
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341. Boys.
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342. Back off.
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343. No you don't.
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344. Quick, get them.
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345. Got them.
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346. Uh-oh, that's not all we got.
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347. You okay?
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348. I think so.
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349. What have you got to say for yourself?
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350. Thanks for saving the boat.
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351. I had to put a deposit on it.
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352. What's happening?
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353. Our shooting weakened the structure of
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354. the dome.
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355. It's breaking up.
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356. We've gotta get out of here.
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357. We made it, all right.
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358. And there goes the parallelogram once and
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359. for all.
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360. What a waste.
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361. If only we could have studied it.
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362. Look, we're the first four guys to
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363. ever single-handedly destroy a wonder of
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364. the unnatural world.
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365. After this, Dad, I hope you'll go
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366. straight.
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367. Son, you can count on it.
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368. Anything for me?
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369. Pretty postcard.
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370. What do you know in northern Alaska?
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371. It's from Dad.
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372. What's he say?
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373. Did he go straight?
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374. Well, he got a job.
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375. He's selling ice boxes to Eskimos.
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376. Gee, with that kind of persistence,
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377. maybe he should work for us.
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378. Peter, put that down.
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379. Peter, hey, Peter, Peter.
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380. Peter.
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381. The real Ghostbusters will return
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382. after these messages.
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383. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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