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51. Will that be all?
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53. Are you kidding?
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55. these things?
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56. Why, I'll bet I read more than anyone
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59. Ah, the rest of my books.
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64. Yes, I couldn't find Spirit Summonings
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130. Zim, zam, how's it going?
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134. Huh?
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135. It worked, it worked.
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136. Oh, boy, oh, boy, it worked, ha-ha.
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137. Of course it worked.
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138. I am Morganan, one of the greatest of
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139. demons.
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140. And this is my imp.
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141. Now, are you prepared to pay the price
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142. for my services?
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143. Uh-huh.
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145. In exchange, I take it you'll want
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147. to be ruler of a great country, for
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149. Nope.
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161. Nope, I want you to get rid of all
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167. I don't want France.
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170. Oh, chickens.
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178. Just don't tell anyone about this, all
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180. Now, come, Amos.
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195. The least you could do is let a guy
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197. We realize Janine told you what this was
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201. Say what?
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202. Not you, real chickens.
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208. But if you're right, Egon,
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217. Well, since it's you.
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228. I could get some.
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250. Ooh.
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252. I suppose there's no point in calling a
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254. None whatsoever.
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255. Where the heck are we, anyway?
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259. Okay, so where are all those chickens?
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260. Drumsticks at 6 o'clock.
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261. Well, that sounds half the problem.
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265. Actually, there is one other small
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269. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
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270. By any chance, E. God, was that the other
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276. While we, on the other hand, are falling.
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278. Gravity, Peter, that's the problem.
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281. There's got to be something we can do.
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345. Send us back, and you've got a deal.
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381. I know. They're gone, you hear? Gone.
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390. If you reversed it and brought them back,
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