1. Ghost Busters!
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2. There's something strange in the
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3. good.
There's something strange in the
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4. neighborhood.
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5. Who you gonna call?
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6. Ghost Busters!
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7. There's something weird and it don't look
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8. good.
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9. Who you gonna call?
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10. Ghost Busters!
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11. I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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12. Who you gonna call?
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13. Ghost Busters!
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14. Who you gonna call?
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15. Ghost Busters!
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16. The real Ghostbusters will return after
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17. these messages.
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18. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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19. Just a little more. We've almost got him.
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20. You know, for a simple class three vapor
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21. ous apparition, he's got a lot of spunk.
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22. I think I can. I think I can. No, I can't.
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23. No, I can't.
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24. There he goes!
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25. We've got him cornered now. Let's take
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26. him!
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27. Okay, everyone. Be very quiet.
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28. What did you say, Egon?
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29. Oops.
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30. Phew! Man, this stuff smells worse than
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31. Peter's closet.
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32. What is this place?
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33. Looks like a chemical research and
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34. development center.
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35. Playing games, eh? Well, take this.
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36. Peter! No, wait!
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37. It's too late!
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38. I think you just made a major boo-boo,
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39. Peter.
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40. You and your technical jargon.
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41. Whoa!
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42. Not so fast, tall, round, and ugly!
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43. Huh?
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44. Okay, let's take it on home! Fire!
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45. Hit it!
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46. Egon, didn't you say this was a Class 3
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47. apparition?
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48. Correct. Why?
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49. Well, the instrumentation on the ghost
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50. trap indicates a Class 2.
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51. Hmm. The PKE meter confirms that.
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52. How could a ghost go from a strong Class
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53. 3 to a weak Class 2?
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54. You got absent ghosting?
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55. Heads up. We've got company.
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56. Funny. They don't look like they're
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57. coming out to congratulate us.
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58. You fools!
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59. I'd say that confirms it, wouldn't you?
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60. That building contained thousands of
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61. dollars of experimental chemicals.
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62. We were told we could go anywhere we had
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63. to to get that thing.
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64. Yeah? And what idiot gave you that
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65. permission?
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66. Harcourt Alabaster III. You may have
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67. heard of him. He owns this place.
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68. The boss?
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69. Good work, men. We'll take it from here.
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70. You enjoy doing that, don't you?
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71. The most fun you could have without
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72. breaking the law.
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73. Really, Peter, I should think such
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74. trivial pleasures would be beneath you.
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75. Besides, it was my turn.
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76. Next time, I promise.
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77. Now, let's get home and try to get this
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78. gunk off.
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79. Jeez, this stuff is worse than slime.
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80. Come on, guys. It can't be that bad.
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81. I mean, you all just took showers. You
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82. should feel refreshed, relaxed.
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83. Janine, do you know what it took to get
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84. that stuff off?
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85. I lost at least three layers of skin.
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86. Four here? Man, I hurt in places I didn't
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87. even know I had.
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88. The atmosphere is composed of billions
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89. and billions of tiny molecules.
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90. And right now, I can feel every single
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91. one of them.
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92. I don't ever want to be touched by anyone
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93. ever again.
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94. Do it and die all over again, Slimer.
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95. Am I clear?
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96. I feel awful.
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97. I think I know why.
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98. I think we've got trouble.
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99. Guys back yet, Slimer?
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100. I got some munchies for lunch.
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101. Interested?
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102. Uh-uh.
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103. I'm not hungry.
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104. You're not hungry? You?
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105. Did Dr. Vaceman threaten to stick you in
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106. a fourth dimensional gate again?
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107. Uh-uh. No, I'm not hungry.
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108. Oh, man, look.
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109. Oh.
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110. Yikes.
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111. OK, guys. Ciao.
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112. Hi.
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113. Don't we usually wait till after we've
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114. eaten to scream, Janine?
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115. Yeah. What do you think of our new look?
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116. I mean, are we taking a fashion risk or
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117. what?
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118. What? What happened?
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119. I thought you guys got rid of all that
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120. stuff.
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121. So did we. Then this grew in.
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122. It seems a little different from the
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123. original substance, though.
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124. Yeah, it's a lot more gross.
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125. Man, I thought skin problems like this
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126. ended with high school.
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127. This stuff even comes through our clothes.
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128. We called the chemical place to see what
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129. covered us.
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130. But when the place blew up, everything
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131. got mixed together.
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132. They're not sure what hit us.
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133. Not to panic, guys, but I think we'd
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134. better see a professional about this.
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135. Yes, yes, everything will be just fine.
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136. Now call.
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137. Cough, cough.
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138. You're sure this is nothing serious?
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139. Absolutely certain, Dr. Spengler.
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140. If I thought this were anything truly
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141. dangerous, I'm sure you could tell, right?
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142. We're in big trouble.
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143. At least our insurance has paid up.
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144. Peter. Peter, don't do this to me.
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145. Don't tell me we didn't pay our insurance.
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146. Actually, Ray, I've been meaning to talk
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147. to you about that.
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148. I'm sorry, Slimer. The doctor said you
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149. can't come in here.
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150. You aren't sterile.
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151. We could always boil 'em.
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152. Pay no attention, Slimer.
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153. A waste is a terrible thing to mine.
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154. How are they treating you, Egon?
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155. Like a two-headed calf.
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156. Now I know how Slimer feels.
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157. I just wish they'd let me bring some of
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158. my equipment in.
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159. Well, it's against hospital policy, but I
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160. sneaked you in a few things.
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161. Janine, I knew I could trust you.
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162. You brought the spectrometer, right?
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163. The ectodefusitron? The plasmometer?
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164. Better. Chicken soup with mushrooms.
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165. Your favorite.
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166. Thanks, Janine. You're... you're a real
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167. comfort.
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168. Here you go, Winston. Melville, Dickens,
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169. and Alan Parsons, as you requested.
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170. Hey, thanks.
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171. Anything for me, Janine?
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172. Yes, Dr. Venkman.
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173. I'm going to let you live.
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174. Only because I know you're not going to
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175. enjoy it.
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176. Kiss me, you fool.
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177. Ray, what is it? What's wrong?
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178. I'll show you.
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179. But, well, you better brace yourselves.
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180. I think things just got worse.
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181. And a whole lot weirder.
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182. The real Ghostbusters will return after
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183. these messages.
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184. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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185. Hmm, yes, very interesting.
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186. Very interesting indeed.
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187. Yeah, but do you have any idea what it is?
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188. Hmm? Oh, certainly. Of course I know what
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189. it is.
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190. It's an eye. Anyone can see that.
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191. Is it me, or does anyone else here think
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192. the good doctor is completely out of his
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193. element here?
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194. So we're all in agreement, which means
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195. the eyes have it. Sorry.
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196. Well, doctor, can you cure them?
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197. Certainly, certainly. Though it may take
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198. time. Perhaps five, six years.
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199. Years?
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200. Oh, yes, definitely. And then there's the
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201. papers, conventions of the American
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202. Medical Association, books, all the rest.
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203. Just keep that thing away from them. He
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204. 'll contaminate the findings.
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205. Besides, he's gross.
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206. Meanwhile, more tests. More tests and
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207. more tests and more tests.
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208. Hmm.
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209. Fill this, please.
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210. I warn you, I know karate.
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211. All right, just a few more needles to go.
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212. Doc, you punctured us ten times already
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213. in the last five minutes.
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214. Yes, but after all, I'm the doctor here,
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215. so there's not much you can do about it,
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216. is there?
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217. There it be, Captain Ahab. Get it.
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218. Aye! Great White, five points off the
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219. Starboard Bowser!
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220. Stand aside, men. This one's all mine.
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221. Aye!
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222. Ow! Ooh! Hey! Ow! Watch it! Ow! Hey!
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223. Oh, Ray, are you all right?
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224. I think so, Ma. Guess I'll go melt the
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225. cows now.
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226. Miss Melnitz, I told you to keep that
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227. ghost away from my patients.
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228. Hey, you want to stay away now.
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229. Hey, wait a minute. How did it do that?
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230. Perhaps, perhaps next time, Miss Melnitz,
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231. you'll listen to me.
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232. I've got to tell you guys, this is really
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234. I mean, even the doctors won't come near
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235. us.
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236. Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in bed
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237. away from everyone else?
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238. Sorry, we think better when we wheel.
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239. Ahh!
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240. See? You just have to know how to talk to
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241. 'em.
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242. Repeat.
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243. See? You just have to know how to talk to
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244. 'em.
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245. Reports on the Ghostbusters are being
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246. kept confidential by the hospital,
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247. but unofficial sources indicate the
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248. strange melody may be incurable.
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249. Ah, too bad. They're about to get to the
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250. sports.
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251. Well, it could be worse.
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252. How?
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253. Could be hay fever season.
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254. Well, I'm not giving up. There's got to
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255. be some solution.
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256. Didn't the chemical plant tell you
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257. anything?
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258. Only that the chemical that exploded was
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259. experimental,
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260. designed to absorb a wide spectrum of
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261. energies.
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262. So when the ghost went through it,
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263. the substance absorbed its ectoplasmic
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264. properties.
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265. Then our proton blast gave it the spark
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266. it needed to come to life.
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267. So we could zap it.
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268. If only we could get the stuff off us.
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269. Of course, that's the hard part.
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270. Hmm. Yeah, this stuff just won't come off.
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271. Hey, what the— Cut that out! Stop it!
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272. Hmm, strange. Something seems to have
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273. excited the substance.
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274. Forget strange. The stuff's going wild.
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275. It's coming up my neck. Stop it!
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276. If it covers our mouths, we're finished.
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277. I'll get the doctor.
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278. No, wait. Look.
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279. The substance seems fixed on the floor.
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280. The substance seems fixed on Slimer.
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281. Just like before, when it pulled off and
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282. took a swipe at Slimer.
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283. I'll get rid of him. Don't worry.
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284. Dr. Gould is right. You should keep him
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285. away.
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286. No, Janine. Let Slimer in the hall.
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287. What?
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288. Peter's right, I hope.
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289. If we're wrong, we're doomed anyway.
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290. Do it, Janine.
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291. Okay. Quick. Grab something to hold on to.
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292. Now, Janine.
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293. Go on, Slimer. Go to them. Hurry.
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294. Okay.
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295. No, Slimer. Stay. Please.
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296. Yay!
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297. That's it. It's pulling off.
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298. Going after Slimer.
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299. Hold on.
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300. Must need the ecto energy to stay alive.
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301. It wasn't bad.
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302. But what's it want him for?
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303. What'll it do with him once it has him?
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304. What else?
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305. It'll try to eat him.
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306. Eat him.
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307. Run, Slimer. Run.
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308. So far, they're responding well to my
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309. treatments.
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310. As long as they keep that crummy ghost
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311. away, they'll be fine.
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312. This used to be such a nice, quiet
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313. hospital.
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314. And they started letting all these sick
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316. What are you doing? You're too weak to
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318. Have to go after that thing.
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319. Right. Before it hurts any patients.
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320. Besides, it'll eat Slimer if we don't.
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321. Well, we don't actually have to hurry.
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322. Are you guys sure you know what you're
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324. Why start now?
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325. Heat 'em up.
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326. Okay.
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327. Let's kick some ghosts.
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328. Whoa.
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329. Slimer, heads up.
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330. Okay. Just close your little beady eyes
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331. and trust us.
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332. Okay, people.
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333. Ready? Aim.
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334. Okay, now what? We can't trap it since it
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335. 's not a ghost.
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336. The particle beams don't affect it
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337. because it must have absorbed some of the
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338. proton energy.
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339. So there's only one chance.
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340. Overload it and hope for the best.
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341. Fire!
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342. It's absorbing the beams.
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343. Just keep firing!
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344. Somebody ought to tell that thing you can
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345. 't smoke in hospitals.
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346. Watch it!
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347. Hit the dirt!
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348. The heck with waiting.
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349. Come on, Slimer.
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350. Ah, yuck.
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351. I'm hip.
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352. Well, gentlemen, it's been a week and no
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353. sign of a recurrence.
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354. I'm pleased to pronounce you cured.
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355. Naturally, there's one last matter still
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356. to be settled, of course.
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357. The fee for our services.
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358. Gee, how about that?
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359. We were about to give you the bill for
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360. our services.
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361. What?
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362. But I, er...
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363. Gee, Peter, they're the same amount.
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364. An absolutely amazing coincidence.
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365. Guess that means we'll call it even, Doc.
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366. See you around.
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367. But I, er, the AMA, are we...
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368. You did real good, Pete.
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369. Yes, tearing them up was a very nice
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370. touch.
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371. Can I do it next time?
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372. All in good time, buddies.
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373. All in good time.
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374. The real Ghostbusters will return after
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375. these messages.
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376. Ooh.
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377. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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378. Dig.
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