The Real Ghostbusters 2x22

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During a skirmish at a chemical factory, the Ghostbusters are covered with a contaminated ectoplasmic chemical... and it changes them in creepy ways!

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1. Ghost Busters!

2. There's something strange in the

3. good. There's something strange in the

4. neighborhood. good.

5. Who you gonna call? good.

6. Ghost Busters! good.

7. There's something weird and it don't look good.

8. good.

9. Who you gonna call?

10. Ghost Busters!

11. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

12. Who you gonna call?

13. Ghost Busters!

14. Who you gonna call?

15. Ghost Busters!

16. The real Ghostbusters will return after

17. these messages.

18. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

19. Just a little more. We've almost got him.

20. You know, for a simple class three vapor

21. ous apparition, he's got a lot of spunk.

22. I think I can. I think I can. No, I can't.

23. No, I can't.

24. There he goes!

25. We've got him cornered now. Let's take

26. him!

27. Okay, everyone. Be very quiet.

28. What did you say, Egon?

29. Oops.

30. Phew! Man, this stuff smells worse than

31. Peter's closet.

32. What is this place?

33. Looks like a chemical research and

34. development center.

35. Playing games, eh? Well, take this.

36. Peter! No, wait!

37. It's too late!

38. I think you just made a major boo-boo,

39. Peter.

40. You and your technical jargon.

41. Whoa!

42. Not so fast, tall, round, and ugly!

43. Huh?

44. Okay, let's take it on home! Fire!

45. Hit it!

46. Egon, didn't you say this was a Class 3

47. apparition?

48. Correct. Why?

49. Well, the instrumentation on the ghost

50. trap indicates a Class 2.

51. Hmm. The PKE meter confirms that.

52. How could a ghost go from a strong Class

53. 3 to a weak Class 2?

54. You got absent ghosting?

55. Heads up. We've got company.

56. Funny. They don't look like they're

57. coming out to congratulate us.

58. You fools!

59. I'd say that confirms it, wouldn't you?

60. That building contained thousands of

61. dollars of experimental chemicals.

62. We were told we could go anywhere we had

63. to to get that thing.

64. Yeah? And what idiot gave you that

65. permission?

66. Harcourt Alabaster III. You may have

67. heard of him. He owns this place.

68. The boss?

69. Good work, men. We'll take it from here.

70. You enjoy doing that, don't you?

71. The most fun you could have without

72. breaking the law.

73. Really, Peter, I should think such

74. trivial pleasures would be beneath you.

75. Besides, it was my turn.

76. Next time, I promise.

77. Now, let's get home and try to get this

78. gunk off.

79. Jeez, this stuff is worse than slime.

80. Come on, guys. It can't be that bad.

81. I mean, you all just took showers. You

82. should feel refreshed, relaxed.

83. Janine, do you know what it took to get

84. that stuff off?

85. I lost at least three layers of skin.

86. Four here? Man, I hurt in places I didn't

87. even know I had.

88. The atmosphere is composed of billions

89. and billions of tiny molecules.

90. And right now, I can feel every single

91. one of them.

92. I don't ever want to be touched by anyone

93. ever again.

94. Do it and die all over again, Slimer.

95. Am I clear?

96. I feel awful.

97. I think I know why.

98. I think we've got trouble.

99. Guys back yet, Slimer?

100. I got some munchies for lunch.

101. Interested?

102. Uh-uh.

103. I'm not hungry.

104. You're not hungry? You?

105. Did Dr. Vaceman threaten to stick you in

106. a fourth dimensional gate again?

107. Uh-uh. No, I'm not hungry.

108. Oh, man, look.

109. Oh.

110. Yikes.

111. OK, guys. Ciao.

112. Hi.

113. Don't we usually wait till after we've

114. eaten to scream, Janine?

115. Yeah. What do you think of our new look?

116. I mean, are we taking a fashion risk or

117. what?

118. What? What happened?

119. I thought you guys got rid of all that

120. stuff.

121. So did we. Then this grew in.

122. It seems a little different from the

123. original substance, though.

124. Yeah, it's a lot more gross.

125. Man, I thought skin problems like this

126. ended with high school.

127. This stuff even comes through our clothes.

128. We called the chemical place to see what

129. covered us.

130. But when the place blew up, everything

131. got mixed together.

132. They're not sure what hit us.

133. Not to panic, guys, but I think we'd

134. better see a professional about this.

135. Yes, yes, everything will be just fine.

136. Now call.

137. Cough, cough.

138. You're sure this is nothing serious?

139. Absolutely certain, Dr. Spengler.

140. If I thought this were anything truly

141. dangerous, I'm sure you could tell, right?

142. We're in big trouble.

143. At least our insurance has paid up.

144. Peter. Peter, don't do this to me.

145. Don't tell me we didn't pay our insurance.

146. Actually, Ray, I've been meaning to talk

147. to you about that.

148. I'm sorry, Slimer. The doctor said you

149. can't come in here.

150. You aren't sterile.

151. We could always boil 'em.

152. Pay no attention, Slimer.

153. A waste is a terrible thing to mine.

154. How are they treating you, Egon?

155. Like a two-headed calf.

156. Now I know how Slimer feels.

157. I just wish they'd let me bring some of

158. my equipment in.

159. Well, it's against hospital policy, but I

160. sneaked you in a few things.

161. Janine, I knew I could trust you.

162. You brought the spectrometer, right?

163. The ectodefusitron? The plasmometer?

164. Better. Chicken soup with mushrooms.

165. Your favorite.

166. Thanks, Janine. You're... you're a real

167. comfort.

168. Here you go, Winston. Melville, Dickens,

169. and Alan Parsons, as you requested.

170. Hey, thanks.

171. Anything for me, Janine?

172. Yes, Dr. Venkman.

173. I'm going to let you live.

174. Only because I know you're not going to

175. enjoy it.

176. Kiss me, you fool.

177. Ray, what is it? What's wrong?

178. I'll show you.

179. But, well, you better brace yourselves.

180. I think things just got worse.

181. And a whole lot weirder.

182. The real Ghostbusters will return after

183. these messages.

184. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

185. Hmm, yes, very interesting.

186. Very interesting indeed.

187. Yeah, but do you have any idea what it is?

188. Hmm? Oh, certainly. Of course I know what

189. it is.

190. It's an eye. Anyone can see that.

191. Is it me, or does anyone else here think

192. the good doctor is completely out of his

193. element here?

194. So we're all in agreement, which means

195. the eyes have it. Sorry.

196. Well, doctor, can you cure them?

197. Certainly, certainly. Though it may take

198. time. Perhaps five, six years.

199. Years?

200. Oh, yes, definitely. And then there's the

201. papers, conventions of the American

202. Medical Association, books, all the rest.

203. Just keep that thing away from them. He

204. 'll contaminate the findings.

205. Besides, he's gross.

206. Meanwhile, more tests. More tests and

207. more tests and more tests.

208. Hmm.

209. Fill this, please.

210. I warn you, I know karate.

211. All right, just a few more needles to go.

212. Doc, you punctured us ten times already

213. in the last five minutes.

214. Yes, but after all, I'm the doctor here,

215. so there's not much you can do about it,

216. is there?

217. There it be, Captain Ahab. Get it.

218. Aye! Great White, five points off the

219. Starboard Bowser!

220. Stand aside, men. This one's all mine.

221. Aye!

222. Ow! Ooh! Hey! Ow! Watch it! Ow! Hey!

223. Oh, Ray, are you all right?

224. I think so, Ma. Guess I'll go melt the

225. cows now.

226. Miss Melnitz, I told you to keep that

227. ghost away from my patients.

228. Hey, you want to stay away now.

229. Hey, wait a minute. How did it do that?

230. Perhaps, perhaps next time, Miss Melnitz,

231. you'll listen to me.

232. I've got to tell you guys, this is really

233. gross.

234. I mean, even the doctors won't come near

235. us.

236. Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in bed

237. away from everyone else?

238. Sorry, we think better when we wheel.

239. Ahh!

240. See? You just have to know how to talk to

241. 'em.

242. Repeat.

243. See? You just have to know how to talk to

244. 'em.

245. Reports on the Ghostbusters are being

246. kept confidential by the hospital,

247. but unofficial sources indicate the

248. strange melody may be incurable.

249. Ah, too bad. They're about to get to the

250. sports.

251. Well, it could be worse.

252. How?

253. Could be hay fever season.

254. Well, I'm not giving up. There's got to

255. be some solution.

256. Didn't the chemical plant tell you

257. anything?

258. Only that the chemical that exploded was

259. experimental,

260. designed to absorb a wide spectrum of

261. energies.

262. So when the ghost went through it,

263. the substance absorbed its ectoplasmic

264. properties.

265. Then our proton blast gave it the spark

266. it needed to come to life.

267. So we could zap it.

268. If only we could get the stuff off us.

269. Of course, that's the hard part.

270. Hmm. Yeah, this stuff just won't come off.

271. Hey, what the— Cut that out! Stop it!

272. Hmm, strange. Something seems to have

273. excited the substance.

274. Forget strange. The stuff's going wild.

275. It's coming up my neck. Stop it!

276. If it covers our mouths, we're finished.

277. I'll get the doctor.

278. No, wait. Look.

279. The substance seems fixed on the floor.

280. The substance seems fixed on Slimer.

281. Just like before, when it pulled off and

282. took a swipe at Slimer.

283. I'll get rid of him. Don't worry.

284. Dr. Gould is right. You should keep him

285. away.

286. No, Janine. Let Slimer in the hall.

287. What?

288. Peter's right, I hope.

289. If we're wrong, we're doomed anyway.

290. Do it, Janine.

291. Okay. Quick. Grab something to hold on to.

292. Now, Janine.

293. Go on, Slimer. Go to them. Hurry.

294. Okay.

295. No, Slimer. Stay. Please.

296. Yay!

297. That's it. It's pulling off.

298. Going after Slimer.

299. Hold on.

300. Must need the ecto energy to stay alive.

301. It wasn't bad.

302. But what's it want him for?

303. What'll it do with him once it has him?

304. What else?

305. It'll try to eat him.

306. Eat him.

307. Run, Slimer. Run.

308. So far, they're responding well to my

309. treatments.

310. As long as they keep that crummy ghost

311. away, they'll be fine.

312. This used to be such a nice, quiet

313. hospital.

314. And they started letting all these sick

315. people inside.

316. What are you doing? You're too weak to

317. stand.

318. Have to go after that thing.

319. Right. Before it hurts any patients.

320. Besides, it'll eat Slimer if we don't.

321. Well, we don't actually have to hurry.

322. Are you guys sure you know what you're

323. doing?

324. Why start now?

325. Heat 'em up.

326. Okay.

327. Let's kick some ghosts.

328. Whoa.

329. Slimer, heads up.

330. Okay. Just close your little beady eyes

331. and trust us.

332. Okay, people.

333. Ready? Aim.

334. Okay, now what? We can't trap it since it

335. 's not a ghost.

336. The particle beams don't affect it

337. because it must have absorbed some of the

338. proton energy.

339. So there's only one chance.

340. Overload it and hope for the best.

341. Fire!

342. It's absorbing the beams.

343. Just keep firing!

344. Somebody ought to tell that thing you can

345. 't smoke in hospitals.

346. Watch it!

347. Hit the dirt!

348. The heck with waiting.

349. Come on, Slimer.

350. Ah, yuck.

351. I'm hip.

352. Well, gentlemen, it's been a week and no

353. sign of a recurrence.

354. I'm pleased to pronounce you cured.

355. Naturally, there's one last matter still

356. to be settled, of course.

357. The fee for our services.

358. Gee, how about that?

359. We were about to give you the bill for

360. our services.

361. What?

362. But I, er...

363. Gee, Peter, they're the same amount.

364. An absolutely amazing coincidence.

365. Guess that means we'll call it even, Doc.

366. See you around.

367. But I, er, the AMA, are we...

368. You did real good, Pete.

369. Yes, tearing them up was a very nice

370. touch.

371. Can I do it next time?

372. All in good time, buddies.

373. All in good time.

374. The real Ghostbusters will return after

375. these messages.

376. Ooh.

377. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

378. Dig.

379. you