The Real Ghostbusters 2x21

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Simon Quegg, a selfish, insolent man, was cursed 100 years ago to never reach home, and is continually pursued by a terrible specter. When Ray is accidentally exchanged for Quegg, the Ghostbusters must try to break the curse!

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1. Ghostmaster.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood.

4. Who you gonna call?

5. Ghostmaster.

6. There's something weird and it don't

7. look good.

8. Who you gonna call?

9. Ghostmaster.

10. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

11. The real Ghostbusters will return

12. after these messages.

13. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

14. I'll not pay for this slop.

15. But Mr. Quag.

16. Out of my way.

17. Why you.

18. If you'll just tell me what offended

19. you, Mr. Quag.

20. You offend me, sir.

21. And I shall see that this establishment

22. is closed as soon as I return to

23. Providence.

24. But sir, the inn is all I have.

25. Mr. Quag, let me offer you lodging for

26. the night and then perhaps tomorrow.

27. I shall sleep under my own roof, sir.

28. You should not be traveling on a night

29. like this, sir.

30. The devil himself can't stop me.

31. I'll see home before the night is out.

32. Or by all that's unholy, may I never see

33. home again.

34. No.

35. Storm's getting worse.

36. Maybe we should stop for a while.

37. Yeah, and get something to eat.

38. Just what the doctor ordered.

39. Double anything to go, right?

40. What'll it be, gents?

41. Hamburgers, please.

42. Let's see, two dozen should be enough.

43. Here you go.

44. We'll all be out in a few minutes.

45. Whoa.

46. Can you tell me, sir, how many miles

47. it is to Providence?

48. If you mean Providence, Rhode Island,

49. it's 80 miles in that direction.

50. How can you say that?

51. Providence was only 20 miles when I left

52. the inn.

53. And I've been traveling all night.

54. Well, I'm telling you the truth.

55. You go 80 miles that way.

56. I cannot tarry any longer.

57. It gains on me every minute.

58. I must reach home tonight.

59. Did you see him?

60. Did you?

61. You got something real nasty hanging

62. off your pant leg there.

63. I'll get it.

64. Hold it.

65. Did we see what, Ray?

66. Full torso apparitions, as solid

67. looking as you or me.

68. Absolutely remarkable.

69. Didn't you see anything?

70. A sizable spectral disturbance just

71. took place.

72. What exactly did you see?

73. A man dressed in old-fashioned clothes,

74. like out of the 19th century.

75. He said he was trying to get to—

76. The Providence?

77. Ah, that's just old Simon Quagge.

78. Where'd that nasty little green thing go?

79. Never mind him.

80. Who's Simon Quagge?

81. One of the local ghosts.

82. Lots of people have seen him over the

83. years.

84. He's harmless.

85. Who is he?

86. Where did he come from?

87. He was some rich guy who lived about

88. 100 years ago.

89. Starry says he was coming home one night

90. in a terrible storm

91. and just disappeared.

92. Then, sometime later, he started showing

93. up on the roads,

94. always during storms.

95. He asks the way home, but never believes

96. you when you tell him.

97. What about the other rider I saw?

98. The one that followed Quagge?

99. You saw that?

100. Well, yes.

101. Only a handful of people have ever

102. seen the rider,

103. and disaster always follows them.

104. You've got to go, now.

105. Hey, wait a minute.

106. Come on, what's going on?

107. Hey.

108. Go.

109. I got enough problems.

110. You have such a talent for making

111. friends, Ray.

112. Come on, let's get out of the rain.

113. Guys, we have got to find Simon Quagge

114. again, tonight.

115. The man said Quagge was harmless.

116. No need to go chasing him.

117. You don't understand.

118. I don't want to zap Quagge.

119. I want to help him.

120. What?

121. If you'd only seen the look in his

122. eyes, he's terrified.

123. Terrified?

124. From a scientific viewpoint, this could

125. be very interesting.

126. What have we got to lose?

127. I'd say a night's sleep and our good

128. health, just for starters.

129. What are the readings now?

130. Still zero.

131. Ray, it's almost morning.

132. Maybe we should give it up for tonight.

133. Egon, are you sure?

134. I'm sorry, Ray.

135. Stop here.

136. We should see something any moment.

137. Gentlemen, please, let me pass.

138. I must reach home before the night is out.

139. We're here to help you, Mr. Quagge.

140. Do I know you, sir?

141. Yes.

142. We met just a little while ago.

143. You asked me directions.

144. Oh, yes.

145. You're the confused gentleman.

146. Hey, he does know you.

147. Yes.

148. You tried to send me in the wrong

149. direction.

150. Told me Providence was—

151. that it was.

152. Why can't I find my way home?

153. If you just get down from the buggy,

154. maybe we can help.

155. You can help, sir, by letting me pass.

156. But you don't understand.

157. You must let me pass.

158. I can hear it drawing closer.

159. Ray, I don't think he can get down

160. from the buggy.

161. It and the horse are powerful class nine

162. specters.

163. Quagge is merely a class six.

164. He's not strong enough to resist me.

165. What kind of madness are you speaking?

166. Let me pass.

167. You mean they have different PKE

168. readings?

169. Completely different.

170. Then maybe we can trap the horse and

171. buggy

172. without entrapping Quagge.

173. Theoretically, perhaps, but—

174. Ray, maybe we shouldn't interfere.

175. I cannot wait another moment.

176. Here goes.

177. Oh, no.

178. Ray, stop.

179. There's a danger.

180. Oh.

181. Ray.

182. Whoa, Hershey.

183. He's gone.

184. Ray, I want to lose you.

185. Oh, Ray.

186. The real Ghostbusters will return

187. after these messages.

188. Oh.

189. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

190. Oh, he doesn't even feel any other way.

191. Even up on his head.

192. If the legends are correct, we won't

193. have a chance

194. of finding Ray until nightfall.

195. And then only if the weather is stormy.

196. Who are you?

197. Don't you know?

198. I seem to remember something.

199. I— I must return home.

200. If you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way.

201. Hey, you're not going anywhere until

202. you help us

203. find our friend.

204. I'm afraid I can be of no assistance.

205. Ray risked his life to help you.

206. I did not ask for his help.

207. Now step aside, I say.

208. I must go home.

209. And how will you get there, Mr. Quake?

210. Can you find your way?

211. I most certainly can.

212. I merely head in that direction.

213. Or that.

214. We have to help each other, Mr. Quake.

215. You help us find Ray and we'll help you

216. get home.

217. Can't you tell me anything that might

218. be useful?

219. I have told you everything I know.

220. I don't think you're trying very hard.

221. Yeah, I don't think you're not very

222. hard.

223. I warned you I could be of no help.

224. And can you not remove this creature?

225. Nope.

226. And believe me, I've tried everything.

227. I am Ray.

228. I'm Ray.

229. Shoo!

230. Shoo!

231. Go away!

232. Huh?

233. Thanks for the information.

234. It'll be cloudy tonight, but nothing else.

235. No rainstorms or thunderstorms.

236. Then we'll have to create our own.

237. Just as soon as it's dark.

238. Yeah, but there's still no guarantee

239. that Ray and the buggy

240. will appear just because we've created

241. our own rain.

242. Mr. Quag is our guarantee.

243. He's the one who belongs on that buggy.

244. And I think it'll be drawn back to him

245. like a magnet.

246. You sure you want to trust Slimer with

247. his job?

248. You and Winston have to be ready to

249. help Ray and keep an eye on Mr. Quag.

250. Besides, it's a simple job, just the push

251. of a button.

252. Isn't that what they say about

253. starting World War III?

254. Oh, no, no, we're away!

255. How can you make it rain?

256. You see, Egon's got a special device

257. filled with silver iodide.

258. Just spray it on the right kind of clouds.

259. And if you're lucky, bam, it rains.

260. Slimer, don't touch anything.

261. Now, you know what to do.

262. Okay, push the button.

263. Where's this full of mud?

264. Slimer!

265. Hey, we did it! It's raining, all

266. right!

267. Someone talk me into finding another line

268. of work.

269. Ray!

270. Ray, Ray, Ray!

271. Boy, am I glad to see you guys.

272. Can you get off the buggy, Ray?

273. No, and I've been trying.

274. Then we're going to zap the buggy.

275. Oh, don't. That's what I tried, and

276. look where it put me.

277. Because you fired alone, Ray.

278. But I calculate if we fire our three

279. beams simultaneously,

280. we might have a chance without danger to

281. ourselves.

282. Gentlemen, please hurry.

283. The rider is sure to follow,

284. and I do not want to be here when he

285. arrives.

286. Now!

287. Hey, what happened?

288. The lightning overloaded our packs and

289. shorted them out.

290. Oh, great. Now what do we do?

291. Company's coming.

292. We must leave. The rider will be here

293. any moment.

294. You know, you still haven't told us

295. who or what this rider is.

296. I don't know what it is.

297. I only know it's something terrible.

298. We must not stay here.

299. Maybe that's exactly what we should do.

300. Stay here and face it.

301. No! It wants to destroy me. I'm sure

302. of it.

303. But you can't keep running forever.

304. Greg, I think we just ran out of time.

305. Mr. Quagge, for a hundred years,

306. that rider has chased you and kept you

307. from going home.

308. Break the cycle, turn around and face him.

309. Get back on the buggy, and we'll face him

310. together.

311. Ray, there's a very good chance this

312. could end in a very bad way for you.

313. Yeah, why risk your life for some guy

314. who's already a ghost?

315. 'Cause I promised to help him,

316. and I don't think he'll do this on his

317. own.

318. Perhaps you're right, Mr. Stans.

319. Man, I sure hope you know what you're

320. doing.

321. Don't worry, guys. My proton pack

322. still works.

323. Hang on, Ray.

324. Just a little bit closer.

325. That's my face. It's me.

326. I've been running away from myself.

327. Forgive me, Mr. Stans.

328. I realize now, I must do this alone.

329. Hey!

330. Ray, we gotta help him.

331. Too late.

332. What have I done? I was trying to help

333. him, not demolish him.

334. Wait a minute. I'm getting a reading.

335. Mr. Quag!

336. I can only stay a moment, but I had to

337. come back and thank you, Mr. Stans.

338. You gave me the courage to face the rider

339. and see it was

340. the cruel and selfish man I have always

341. been, until now.

342. I am forever indebted to you, sir, and to

343. your friends.

344. Hey, it was nothing. We always do four

345. or five good deeds every day.

346. What happens to you now, Mr. Quag?

347. I go home, Mr. Stans.

348. I can finally go home!

349. Giddyup, boy!

350. The real Ghostbusters will return

351. after these messages.

352. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.