1. Ghost Busters!
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3. good.
There's something strange in the
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5. Who you gonna call?
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6. Ghost Busters!
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7. There's something weird and it don't look
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9. Who you gonna call?
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10. Ghost Busters!
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11. I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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12. Who you gonna call?
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13. Ghost Busters!
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14. Who you gonna call?
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15. Ghost Busters!
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16. The real Ghost Busters will return after
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17. these messages.
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18. We now return to the real Ghost Busters.
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19. Well, there goes another piece of the old
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20. neighborhood.
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21. I liked it better when the dynamite
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22. factory was here.
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23. I felt safer.
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24. Say, Egon, would you mind keeping it down?
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25. The neighbors are complaining from Alaska.
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26. No, no, I think I've done it this time.
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27. I'll say you have.
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28. All that's left is to call the mayor's
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29. office and tell him we've perfected the
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30. art of slum clearance.
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31. I wonder how much he'd pay us to move to
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32. New Jersey.
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33. I stabilized an ectoelectromolecular
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34. destabilizing field.
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35. What a breakthrough!
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36. All I have to do is refocus the cross-ph
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37. ased calamiters to produce a triple did
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38. actic parallel overload.
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39. Now all I have to do is fine-tune the hyd
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40. rophotonic phalanges.
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41. I'll probably need a new interocitor,
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42. though.
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43. In English, Egon, in English.
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44. Peter, aren't you listening?
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45. I've created a plasmic strainer.
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46. Oh, this is a breakthrough.
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47. This is a real breakthrough.
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48. This is historic.
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49. I feel positively transformed.
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50. Ray, I think you've been sniffing your
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51. capacitors again.
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52. Instead of storing the ghosts in the ecto
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53. - containment unit, we'll disintegrate them
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54. on site.
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55. I think it needs a little fine-tuning.
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56. Ah, why didn't you say so in the first
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57. place?
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58. We did!
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59. Him, I expect to talk like that, not you
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60. two.
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61. He did it to me again!
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62. No, we've got that lick too.
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63. I've been working on the problem of
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64. communicating with Slimer.
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65. Excuse me, there must be something wrong
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66. with my ears.
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67. It sounded like you said you wanted to
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68. communicate with Slimer.
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69. You see, I've hot-wired a voterizer
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70. synthetic speech library to the Banana
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71. 9000.
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72. Now, if Slimer wants to say something to
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73. us, all he has to do is punch it up on
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74. the keyboard,
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75. and the computer will speak for him.
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76. Say something, Slimer.
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77. I enjoy working with human beings.
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78. I have the utmost confidence in our
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79. mission.
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80. Ray, stop.
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81. Stop, Ray. I can feel it.
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82. Oops. Well, still needs a little fine-tun
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83. ing.
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84. You need a little fine-tuning.
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85. Listen, he slimed me the first time we
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86. met, and he's been looking for a second
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87. chance ever since.
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88. I prefer my own way of communicating with
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90. Aye, aye, Captain. Setting the phasers to
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92. Hey, he was only kidding.
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93. No, I wasn't.
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94. Yee-haw!
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95. Whoops.
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96. What?
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97. Oh, great. Now I'm gonna have to house-
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98. break him all over again.
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99. Help me round him up. Grab an ecto-slimer
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100. net.
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101. Oh, no. No, no, no!
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102. That's good, Peter. Hold him there.
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103. That's good, Peter. Real good.
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104. I'm sorry, guys. I don't know what came
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105. over me. I just had to do that.
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106. Come on, guys. We gotta get 'em before
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108. Whoa.
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109. Oh, dear.
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110. George, did the weatherman mention
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111. anything about this?
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112. Oh, no. This is worse than I thought.
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113. What? We're finally gonna be rid of Slim
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114. er. What could be worse than that?
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115. We're not going to be rid of Slimer.
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116. We're gonna be inundated with hundreds of
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117. thousands of millions of Slimers.
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118. I'm sorry I asked.
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119. No, listen to me. Slimer has become
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120. molecularly discoordinated.
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121. Egon, remember what I said?
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122. If you're gonna stay on this planet, you
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123. have to speak our language.
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124. Every time one of the little Slimers hits
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125. a material object, it shatters...
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126. into a whole bunch more little Slimers.
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127. I love this job.
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128. Of course.
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129. By passing through the plasmic strainer,
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130. Slimer lost his cohesion.
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131. No surface tension. This is incredible.
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132. That's one word for it. I can think of
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133. several others.
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134. Anybody wanna guess what they are?
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135. Of course. The process has to bottom out
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136. sometime.
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137. I was right. Slimer can't go on
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138. shattering forever.
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139. Past a certain point, he can't get any
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140. smaller.
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141. All we have to do is wait, and all the
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142. little Slimers will come home.
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143. How long?
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144. Four hundred and twelve years.
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145. Four hundred and twelve years?
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146. Oh, no, sorry. I misplaced the decimal
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150. Four thousand and...
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151. Four thousand...
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152. The problem is worse than that.
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153. He won't reform. Not ever.
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154. Slimers feed on ambient Slimic energy.
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155. Oh, dear. I refuse to become alarmed.
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156. I'll wait for the translation.
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157. Each of those little Slimers is already
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158. trying to grow up to be a big Slimer.
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159. But it can't happen without the right
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161. A slightest little bump, and they'll
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163. This is terrible.
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164. Eventually, everything on the entire
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166. of slime.
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167. Try to imagine that multiplied a million
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169. Get the feeling you won't have to imagine
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170. it.
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171. Aaaaaah!
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172. Ma'am, didn't I tell you this would be
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173. more entertaining than celebrity
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174. wrestling for dollars?
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175. This is not my idea of a good time.
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176. That's my idea of a good time.
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177. There's still a chance if we get out
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178. there fast enough with our Sliming next.
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179. Maybe we can round up every last one of
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180. the little buggers before they slime the
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181. entire city.
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182. Sure. And maybe Howard the Duck will win
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183. the Republican nomination for the
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184. presidency.
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185. I think Peter's right. That Howard the
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186. Duck will run for president?
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187. No. But it's too late. The entire city is
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189. Hello, Delaware Overseas Airlines. When's
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191. I don't care where. As far away from New
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192. York as possible.
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193. France! Not on your life.
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194. All right, we'll have to fight this like
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195. men. And Janine too.
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196. Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
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197. Mom! I can't change the channel. The tun
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198. er is all slimy.
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199. I told you not to eat peanut butter and
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200. mayonnaise sandwiches in the living room.
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201. Oh, look!
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202. Okay, let's draw straws. Ray, pick a
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203. number. Six. Why?
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204. Amazing. I don't know how you do it. That
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205. 's the number. You win.
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206. Whoops! Terrific. What'd I win?
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208. I think we'd all better go see the mayor.
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209. Sure. That way he can throw us all of us
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211. No, Peter. Egon's right. Divided we fall.
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213. That's the way it works. United we stand.
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214. Divided we fall.
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215. Whoa! Guys!
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216. Janine, from now on, don't make speeches.
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217. Ah! Those vectors will return after these
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218. messages.
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219. Ooh! We now return to the real
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220. Ghostbusters.
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221. You slimed the city of New York?
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222. It's only a little bit of slime. I think
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223. we can handle it.
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224. We just wanted to let you know, in case
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226. Or even some things that weren't so funny.
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227. Oh, no. Not in an election, yeah?
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228. First, terror dogs. Then a walking marsh
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229. mallow. Now this.
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230. What are you gonna do about it?
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231. Well, we were thinking we could wait
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232. until January when all the slime has
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234. And then just carry it away.
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235. January? You're gonna get out there and
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236. clean up this mess right now.
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237. You have 24 hours. This is the last straw.
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238. This time I'm putting my foot down.
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239. Yes, sir, Mr. Mayor. Your Honor, sir. Yes
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241. Yes, sir!
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242. Well, anyone got any other ideas?
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243. Well, there is a possibility. But I
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245. It's dangerous, right?
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246. We're not afraid of danger, are we?
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247. Speak for yourself, Ray. Go on, Egon.
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248. Well, we could try reversing the poly-str
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249. atification on the plasmic strainer.
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250. So that a slimer passing through it will
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251. have its polarity reversed.
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252. It'll be like magnets.
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253. The little slimers will be attracted to
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255. Slimer will stop fragmenting and start re
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257. Egon, you're brilliant. Peter, give him a
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259. Not so fast, Ray. First, we have to catch
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260. one of the little slimers.
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261. Oh.
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262. Get him. Get him.
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263. I got him. I got him.
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264. Don't scare him. Don't scare him.
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265. That way. That way. No. This way. This
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267. Get him. I got him.
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268. I'm not being heard enough of it.
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269. That way. That way. No. This way. This
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271. This is not fun. I've had fun.
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274. I'm here. You big dope.
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277. I can always go live in Pittsburgh.
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279. If anyone else has any other good ideas,
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282. Peter, Egon, look.
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283. George, I think we've got it.
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284. And you can have my share, Ray.
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285. Look.
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286. Thank goodness. It works.
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287. Of course.
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288. Hooray.
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289. Go, Slimer. Go. Get it together, man.
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290. We've got to get him outside
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291. so he can find all the other pieces of
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293. Does this mean getting up and running
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295. Peter, look.
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296. I've got an idea.
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299. There you go, Slimer.
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300. Free. Good googly mooga. Free at last.
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301. Go, Slimer. Go.
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302. Do it, Slimer. Do it.
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303. Hooray. Hooray.
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304. Attaboy, Slimer. Attaboy.
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305. Don't come back, Slimer.
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306. Let's go up on the roof.
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307. We'll get a better view.
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309. Don't worry, Egon.
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318. I think the desert.
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320. Oh, dear.
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321. Egon, it was your idea.
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324. Wait for me, Peter.
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325. Egon, what happened? Why did it get so
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327. All those little Slimers started feeding
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330. They've been growing.
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331. Now that they're all reassembled, there's
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333. Exactly. And the shock to his system has
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335. He's out of control.
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336. That does it, Slimer. You're going on a
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338. A diet. That's it.
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339. Egon, you've been out in the sun too long.
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340. You'll feel a lot better when we get to
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342. No, listen, I've got it this time.
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343. We'll have to go see the mayor.
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344. We're going to need helicopters.
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345. See the mayor? Helicopters?
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346. Controlled bursts from the proton packs
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349. to reduce Slimer back to his normal size.
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351. I'm worried. I think I almost understood
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353. Now all we have to do is tell the mayor.
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354. I wonder what he's going to say.
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361. Look!
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362. Oh, I can't stand it.
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363. The center of my city is now called Slime
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365. Yeah!
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366. He's got me!
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367. Let's go and eat, big ape.
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368. Help me! Help me, Ray!
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369. Peter!
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370. He got Winston!
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372. Now can we have our helicopters?
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373. Red Dog One, this is Red Dog Two.
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376. He said Slimer is climbing the Empire
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377. State Building.
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378. Why didn't he say so in the first place?
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379. He's sliming the Empire State Building.
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380. Well, that'll keep the gorillas off.
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381. Where's Faye Ray now that we need her?
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386. Uh-oh.
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387. Don't put me down, Slimer.
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389. Uh-huh, right.
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392. Okay, Slimer, this is gonna hurt you more
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394. But that's for your own good.
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395. Why do I get the feeling I've seen this
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397. Got him. Got him!
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398. Now I'm never gonna get the kids back.
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405. Yeah, things were getting awfully dull.
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406. One Slimer is all we really need around
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410. The real Ghostbusters will return after
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