The Real Ghostbusters 2x2

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When Slimer passes through Egon's latest invention, he is broken up into thousands of tiny Slimers that coat the city in a layer of green goo. However, the Ghostbusters' solution to the problem only results in a large – and angrier – Slimer.

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1. Ghost Busters!

2. There's something strange in the

3. good. There's something strange in the

4. neighborhood. good.

5. Who you gonna call? good.

6. Ghost Busters! good.

7. There's something weird and it don't look good.

8. good.

9. Who you gonna call?

10. Ghost Busters!

11. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

12. Who you gonna call?

13. Ghost Busters!

14. Who you gonna call?

15. Ghost Busters!

16. The real Ghost Busters will return after

17. these messages.

18. We now return to the real Ghost Busters.

19. Well, there goes another piece of the old

20. neighborhood.

21. I liked it better when the dynamite

22. factory was here.

23. I felt safer.

24. Say, Egon, would you mind keeping it down?

25. The neighbors are complaining from Alaska.

26. No, no, I think I've done it this time.

27. I'll say you have.

28. All that's left is to call the mayor's

29. office and tell him we've perfected the

30. art of slum clearance.

31. I wonder how much he'd pay us to move to

32. New Jersey.

33. I stabilized an ectoelectromolecular

34. destabilizing field.

35. What a breakthrough!

36. All I have to do is refocus the cross-ph

37. ased calamiters to produce a triple did

38. actic parallel overload.

39. Now all I have to do is fine-tune the hyd

40. rophotonic phalanges.

41. I'll probably need a new interocitor,

42. though.

43. In English, Egon, in English.

44. Peter, aren't you listening?

45. I've created a plasmic strainer.

46. Oh, this is a breakthrough.

47. This is a real breakthrough.

48. This is historic.

49. I feel positively transformed.

50. Ray, I think you've been sniffing your

51. capacitors again.

52. Instead of storing the ghosts in the ecto

53. - containment unit, we'll disintegrate them

54. on site.

55. I think it needs a little fine-tuning.

56. Ah, why didn't you say so in the first

57. place?

58. We did!

59. Him, I expect to talk like that, not you

60. two.

61. He did it to me again!

62. No, we've got that lick too.

63. I've been working on the problem of

64. communicating with Slimer.

65. Excuse me, there must be something wrong

66. with my ears.

67. It sounded like you said you wanted to

68. communicate with Slimer.

69. You see, I've hot-wired a voterizer

70. synthetic speech library to the Banana

71. 9000.

72. Now, if Slimer wants to say something to

73. us, all he has to do is punch it up on

74. the keyboard,

75. and the computer will speak for him.

76. Say something, Slimer.

77. I enjoy working with human beings.

78. I have the utmost confidence in our

79. mission.

80. Ray, stop.

81. Stop, Ray. I can feel it.

82. Oops. Well, still needs a little fine-tun

83. ing.

84. You need a little fine-tuning.

85. Listen, he slimed me the first time we

86. met, and he's been looking for a second

87. chance ever since.

88. I prefer my own way of communicating with

89. him.

90. Aye, aye, Captain. Setting the phasers to

91. stun.

92. Hey, he was only kidding.

93. No, I wasn't.

94. Yee-haw!

95. Whoops.

96. What?

97. Oh, great. Now I'm gonna have to house-

98. break him all over again.

99. Help me round him up. Grab an ecto-slimer

100. net.

101. Oh, no. No, no, no!

102. That's good, Peter. Hold him there.

103. That's good, Peter. Real good.

104. I'm sorry, guys. I don't know what came

105. over me. I just had to do that.

106. Come on, guys. We gotta get 'em before

107. they get away.

108. Whoa.

109. Oh, dear.

110. George, did the weatherman mention

111. anything about this?

112. Oh, no. This is worse than I thought.

113. What? We're finally gonna be rid of Slim

114. er. What could be worse than that?

115. We're not going to be rid of Slimer.

116. We're gonna be inundated with hundreds of

117. thousands of millions of Slimers.

118. I'm sorry I asked.

119. No, listen to me. Slimer has become

120. molecularly discoordinated.

121. Egon, remember what I said?

122. If you're gonna stay on this planet, you

123. have to speak our language.

124. Every time one of the little Slimers hits

125. a material object, it shatters...

126. into a whole bunch more little Slimers.

127. I love this job.

128. Of course.

129. By passing through the plasmic strainer,

130. Slimer lost his cohesion.

131. No surface tension. This is incredible.

132. That's one word for it. I can think of

133. several others.

134. Anybody wanna guess what they are?

135. Of course. The process has to bottom out

136. sometime.

137. I was right. Slimer can't go on

138. shattering forever.

139. Past a certain point, he can't get any

140. smaller.

141. All we have to do is wait, and all the

142. little Slimers will come home.

143. How long?

144. Four hundred and twelve years.

145. Four hundred and twelve years?

146. Oh, no, sorry. I misplaced the decimal

147. point.

148. Four thousand one hundred and twenty

149. years.

150. Four thousand and...

151. Four thousand...

152. The problem is worse than that.

153. He won't reform. Not ever.

154. Slimers feed on ambient Slimic energy.

155. Oh, dear. I refuse to become alarmed.

156. I'll wait for the translation.

157. Each of those little Slimers is already

158. trying to grow up to be a big Slimer.

159. But it can't happen without the right

160. molecular cohesion.

161. A slightest little bump, and they'll

162. fragment again.

163. This is terrible.

164. Eventually, everything on the entire

165. planet will be covered with a thin layer

166. of slime.

167. Try to imagine that multiplied a million

168. times.

169. Get the feeling you won't have to imagine

170. it.

171. Aaaaaah!

172. Ma'am, didn't I tell you this would be

173. more entertaining than celebrity

174. wrestling for dollars?

175. This is not my idea of a good time.

176. That's my idea of a good time.

177. There's still a chance if we get out

178. there fast enough with our Sliming next.

179. Maybe we can round up every last one of

180. the little buggers before they slime the

181. entire city.

182. Sure. And maybe Howard the Duck will win

183. the Republican nomination for the

184. presidency.

185. I think Peter's right. That Howard the

186. Duck will run for president?

187. No. But it's too late. The entire city is

188. going to be slimed.

189. Hello, Delaware Overseas Airlines. When's

190. your next flight to anywhere?

191. I don't care where. As far away from New

192. York as possible.

193. France! Not on your life.

194. All right, we'll have to fight this like

195. men. And Janine too.

196. Whoa! Whoa! Hey!

197. Mom! I can't change the channel. The tun

198. er is all slimy.

199. I told you not to eat peanut butter and

200. mayonnaise sandwiches in the living room.

201. Oh, look!

202. Okay, let's draw straws. Ray, pick a

203. number. Six. Why?

204. Amazing. I don't know how you do it. That

205. 's the number. You win.

206. Whoops! Terrific. What'd I win?

207. You get to tell the mayor.

208. I think we'd all better go see the mayor.

209. Sure. That way he can throw us all of us

210. in jail at the same time.

211. No, Peter. Egon's right. Divided we fall.

212. United we stand. That's the American way.

213. That's the way it works. United we stand.

214. Divided we fall.

215. Whoa! Guys!

216. Janine, from now on, don't make speeches.

217. Ah! Those vectors will return after these

218. messages.

219. Ooh! We now return to the real

220. Ghostbusters.

221. You slimed the city of New York?

222. It's only a little bit of slime. I think

223. we can handle it.

224. We just wanted to let you know, in case

225. you heard any funny things.

226. Or even some things that weren't so funny.

227. Oh, no. Not in an election, yeah?

228. First, terror dogs. Then a walking marsh

229. mallow. Now this.

230. What are you gonna do about it?

231. Well, we were thinking we could wait

232. until January when all the slime has

233. frozen.

234. And then just carry it away.

235. January? You're gonna get out there and

236. clean up this mess right now.

237. You have 24 hours. This is the last straw.

238. This time I'm putting my foot down.

239. Yes, sir, Mr. Mayor. Your Honor, sir. Yes

240. , sir.

241. Yes, sir!

242. Well, anyone got any other ideas?

243. Well, there is a possibility. But I

244. hesitate to mention it.

245. It's dangerous, right?

246. We're not afraid of danger, are we?

247. Speak for yourself, Ray. Go on, Egon.

248. Well, we could try reversing the poly-str

249. atification on the plasmic strainer.

250. So that a slimer passing through it will

251. have its polarity reversed.

252. It'll be like magnets.

253. The little slimers will be attracted to

254. each other rather than repelled.

255. Slimer will stop fragmenting and start re

256. assembling.

257. Egon, you're brilliant. Peter, give him a

258. chocolate bar.

259. Not so fast, Ray. First, we have to catch

260. one of the little slimers.

261. Oh.

262. Get him. Get him.

263. I got him. I got him.

264. Don't scare him. Don't scare him.

265. That way. That way. No. This way. This

266. way.

267. Get him. I got him.

268. I'm not being heard enough of it.

269. That way. That way. No. This way. This

270. way.

271. This is not fun. I've had fun.

272. This isn't it.

273. Where's Janine?

274. I'm here. You big dope.

275. I give up. I don't care if New York gets

276. slimed or not.

277. I can always go live in Pittsburgh.

278. Pittsburgh?

279. If anyone else has any other good ideas,

280. please don't share them.

281. Do they have ghosts in Pittsburgh?

282. Peter, Egon, look.

283. George, I think we've got it.

284. And you can have my share, Ray.

285. Look.

286. Thank goodness. It works.

287. Of course.

288. Hooray.

289. Go, Slimer. Go. Get it together, man.

290. We've got to get him outside

291. so he can find all the other pieces of

292. himself.

293. Does this mean getting up and running

294. around again?

295. Peter, look.

296. I've got an idea.

297. Why don't we open the window and let him

298. out?

299. There you go, Slimer.

300. Free. Good googly mooga. Free at last.

301. Go, Slimer. Go.

302. Do it, Slimer. Do it.

303. Hooray. Hooray.

304. Attaboy, Slimer. Attaboy.

305. Don't come back, Slimer.

306. Let's go up on the roof.

307. We'll get a better view.

308. Where is he?

309. Don't worry, Egon.

310. He's probably gathering up the rest of

311. his pieces.

312. I have a bad feeling about this.

313. Oh, Peter, what could possibly go wrong?

314. Uh... uh... uh...

315. I... I... I...

316. Next year, let's go to the mountains for

317. our vacation.

318. I think the desert.

319. I think I'm gonna cry.

320. Oh, dear.

321. Egon, it was your idea.

322. You tell the mayor. I'm going to

323. Pittsburgh.

324. Wait for me, Peter.

325. Egon, what happened? Why did it get so

326. big?

327. All those little Slimers started feeding

328. on whatever they could find all over New

329. York.

330. They've been growing.

331. Now that they're all reassembled, there's

332. too much Slimer.

333. Exactly. And the shock to his system has

334. turned him bad.

335. He's out of control.

336. That does it, Slimer. You're going on a

337. diet.

338. A diet. That's it.

339. Egon, you've been out in the sun too long.

340. You'll feel a lot better when we get to

341. Pittsburgh.

342. No, listen, I've got it this time.

343. We'll have to go see the mayor.

344. We're going to need helicopters.

345. See the mayor? Helicopters?

346. Controlled bursts from the proton packs

347. will neutralize enough of the Slimic

348. energy

349. to reduce Slimer back to his normal size.

350. We're going to need helicopters.

351. I'm worried. I think I almost understood

352. that.

353. Now all we have to do is tell the mayor.

354. I wonder what he's going to say.

355. Helicopters?

356. I can't believe it.

357. Was it something we said?

358. Get out. Get out!

359. I wonder if they need a mayor in

360. Pittsburgh.

361. Look!

362. Oh, I can't stand it.

363. The center of my city is now called Slime

364. Square.

365. Yeah!

366. He's got me!

367. Let's go and eat, big ape.

368. Help me! Help me, Ray!

369. Peter!

370. He got Winston!

371. Help!

372. Now can we have our helicopters?

373. Red Dog One, this is Red Dog Two.

374. Target acquisition at 11 o'clock. Over.

375. Huh? What did he say?

376. He said Slimer is climbing the Empire

377. State Building.

378. Why didn't he say so in the first place?

379. He's sliming the Empire State Building.

380. Well, that'll keep the gorillas off.

381. Where's Faye Ray now that we need her?

382. Slimer, this is not funny.

383. Now you put me down right now, you hear

384. me?

385. This is not funny, Slimer.

386. Uh-oh.

387. Don't put me down, Slimer.

388. They'll shoot you.

389. Uh-huh, right.

390. One word from me and he does exactly what

391. he pleases.

392. Okay, Slimer, this is gonna hurt you more

393. than us.

394. But that's for your own good.

395. Why do I get the feeling I've seen this

396. one before?

397. Got him. Got him!

398. Now I'm never gonna get the kids back.

399. Well, Slimer, what do you have to say to

400. yourself?

401. I know I've made some rather poor

402. decisions lately,

403. but I'm feeling much better now.

404. Good to have you back, Slimer, really.

405. Yeah, things were getting awfully dull.

406. One Slimer is all we really need around

407. here.

408. Actually, one is more than enough.

409. Uh...

410. The real Ghostbusters will return after

411. these messages.

412. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.