1. The real Ghostbusters will return
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2. after these messages.
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3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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4. Slimer, who else?
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5. Good work Slimer.
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6. Nobody short sheets my bed and gets
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7. away with it.
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8. That little turnip, where is he?
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9. Dr. Venkman, your father is on the
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11. Okay, okay.
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12. Son.
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13. Where are you, Dad?
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14. I'm in Alaska, remember?
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15. Didn't you get my postcard?
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16. I got it.
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17. I'm still selling ice makers to the Eskim
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18. os?
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19. No, I got a new rec, I mean, I got
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20. news.
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21. What kind of con is it this time?
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22. Son, I found something up here buried
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23. in the ice.
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24. I can't tell you about it over the phone,
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25. but can you come up here today?
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26. To Alaska?
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27. Are you out of your mind?
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28. But son, I need you boys and your
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29. equipment.
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30. Something's happened.
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31. What did you find?
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32. I told you, I won't talk about it over
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34. You come up to Laganuki, Alaska and see.
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35. But just ask your college buddy, Egon, if
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36. he's ever heard of Hob and the Garak.
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37. Well, what did your dad have to say?
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38. Hob and the Garak.
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39. Where did you find out about the Hob?
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40. That legend is the rarest of the rare.
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41. My father says he found something in
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42. the ice.
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43. He wants us to come up to Alaska.
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44. Peter, there may be something to this.
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45. Ordinarily, I wouldn't trust your father,
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46. but-
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47. So you're saying he actually may have
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48. found something nasty up there?
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49. I mean, something dangerous?
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50. Yeah, well, con man or not, that's
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51. still my dad up there.
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52. If he's in some kind of trouble, I'm
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53. gonna help him.
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54. Come on, guys, what do you say?
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55. We can catch an afternoon flight,
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56. dispenser this Hob character and be back
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58. Maybe, but if it really is Hob and the
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60. You okay, Ray?
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61. I hate small planes.
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62. Egon, tell us about this Hob character.
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64. gods made the Earth before human beings.
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68. Swell.
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69. When the humans came, Hob attacked
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71. They defeated Hob, sealed him in a block
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74. With the fire demon gone, the heat went
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75. out of the land, the snow started, and
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77. The Ice Age.
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78. Essentially, yes.
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79. Where'd the humans get that block of
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80. ice if the land was hot?
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81. Magic, of course.
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82. This had better be good, Dad.
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83. If this is another wild ghost chase, you
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84. 'll see.
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85. Hello, boys.
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86. How much longer till we- >> Watch it!
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87. Run!
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88. Hurry, Egon.
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89. They're running out of air down there.
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90. Remember, for snow, use a low
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91. frequency with a wide dispersion.
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92. It's working.
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93. Well, the theory is sound.
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94. Hello.
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95. Try not to talk, Ray.
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96. You're still partially neutronized.
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97. You could evaporate.
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98. You look okay.
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99. Where's Peter?
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100. I trust you have a very good
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101. explanation for wrapping me up like a
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103. Peter, I think your dad just saved
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105. Really?
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106. I don't know what to say.
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107. How about mush?
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108. You fellas came a long way.
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109. I want to prove to you that this is
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111. It isn't melting.
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112. Why?
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113. Magic ice, remember?
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116. Ow!
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117. Bad, huh?
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118. Very bad, Peter.
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119. This thing rates at least a class seven.
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120. I don't know if we can destroy it.
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121. But I don't want it destroyed.
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122. I want you to get it out and trap it.
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123. I'm going to take it back to the lower 48
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124. and put it on exhibit.
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125. No.
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126. Uh-uh.
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127. Impossible.
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128. Forget it.
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129. Not a chance.
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130. He's going to try to sneak that thing
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132. I know it.
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133. We can't let him.
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134. Absolutely.
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135. The PKE ratings went off the scale.
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136. Hey, we could dump it in the ocean.
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137. Nah, the Russians might dredge it up.
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138. Besides, it's ice. Won't it float?
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139. Magic ice doesn't float.
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140. Well, we'll think of something.
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141. He'll never sneak that thing past all
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142. four of us.
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143. Who's the wise guy?
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144. Not me.
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145. I'm getting strong plasma etheric
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146. activity.
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147. Boy, this is great.
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148. How amateuric.
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149. What do you think?
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150. Okay, that does it.
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151. First thing in the morning, we fry it.
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152. Please don't do this, boys.
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153. We have to, Dad.
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154. That thing is too dangerous.
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155. We got to neutranize it.
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156. Believe me, this is for the best.
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157. Come on, folks.
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158. We don't want anyone to get hurt.
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159. Ready, Peter?
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160. Let's do it.
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161. Ready.
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162. Full stream.
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163. Fire.
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164. Hey, that wasn't so hard.
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165. So much for magic eyes.
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166. Let's get back to the city.
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167. I guess you fellas know what's best.
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168. Sir, if Hoban and Garak had ever
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170. he could have reduced whole cities to
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171. charcoal.
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172. He, oh, goodbye, sir.
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173. You'll take care of yourself?
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174. I will if you will.
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175. Dad, I—
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176. I'll be fine.
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177. Don't miss your plane.
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178. Take care, huh?
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179. The real Ghostbusters will return
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180. after these messages.
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181. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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182. Did you find it?
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183. There.
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184. We'll have to charge you for four.
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185. But I was only empowered to purchase
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186. one removal.
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187. One removal is fine.
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188. You just pick the one you want removed,
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189. and we'll put the other three back.
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190. But—
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191. Hate him, or I'll put you in there.
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192. Excuse me.
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193. I beg your pardon.
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194. Let me through, please.
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195. Hey, watch your hands, pal.
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196. Have you seen this?
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197. Dr. Venkman to unveil mysterious find.
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198. Me?
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199. Uh-uh.
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200. It's your father.
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201. Hobb and a garick.
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202. He did it.
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203. He's gonna unveil it in Madison Square
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204. Garden.
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205. He conned us.
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206. Of course he conned us.
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207. This is going to be extraordinarily
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209. What?
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210. You'll like the next part, Ray.
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211. The creature will be kept in a special
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212. containment
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213. designed by the eminent spiritualist, Dr.
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214. Bassingame.
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215. Bassingame?
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216. The phony psychic who almost destroyed my
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218. I'll pulverize him.
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221. I've got a cab waiting.
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222. Come on.
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223. We'll go ahead and try to stop him.
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224. Load up and follow us as soon as you can.
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225. Come on, Egon.
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226. Oh, Egon, isn't this romantic?
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227. Uh, yes.
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228. I would say so.
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230. the press and honored guests.
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231. Can't we go any faster?
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232. They're starting.
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233. On a recent expedition to Alaska,
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234. I discovered this block of black ice,
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235. which had been weaved up by a glacier.
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236. Entombed within this block is an ancient
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237. spirit,
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238. Hobb and Agaric,
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239. the one the Eskimos call the first demon.
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240. Oh!
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243. will release this being from its prison
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245. Oh!
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247. Dr. Bassingame has specially designed a
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250. and docile.
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251. Dr. Bassingame, I turn it over to you.
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252. Hear me, oh demon of the north.
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253. Burst your bonds and sally forth.
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254. Rejoin our world, yet not be free,
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255. for you are now controlled by me.
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256. That's a rough translation, of course.
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257. It's working.
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258. There it is, the eighth wonder of the
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259. world,
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260. and now totally controlled by man.
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261. Don't be alarmed, the fence will hold
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263. You didn't tell me it was 30 feet tall.
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264. I didn't know either.
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265. Hold my hand.
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266. Something tells me we're too late.
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267. What gave you that idea?
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268. So, what do you want we should do?
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272. Aha.
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273. You two have met.
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274. He was in a hurry, but I told him you
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276. and he just had to wait.
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277. What do we do now, Peter?
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278. Run away.
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279. You conned me, me, your own son.
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280. It's his fault. He said that fence of
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282. Look, you can play Let's Blame
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283. Somebody Later.
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284. He's heading for Central Park. You've got
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291. What's the plan, Egon?
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292. Full stream, maximum drain.
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293. Let's put this puppy on ice.
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298. He's too powerful a demon. We have to
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300. him.
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301. We have to hurry back to the fire hall.
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302. Maybe we'll find a clue there.
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303. I found something on Hobb Antigarik.
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304. He wasn't just top demon in those days.
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310. to the world.
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311. All he needs are ghosts.
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312. The containment unit. All those ghosts
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314. Boy, are we in trouble.
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315. And now tell us the good news.
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316. I found a binding ritual, but it is
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323. Forget it.
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324. I wasn't hired to take these kinds of
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326. Janine, we need you.
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329. Sure.
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330. And more time off.
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334. I think he's cute. Fair?
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336. Okay.
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337. One of the men must be the sorcerer who
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339. That's Bassingame.
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340. And one must be the trickster.
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341. Who?
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345. of truth.
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346. Come on, you bit turkey!
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347. Hey, Death Breath, did your mother
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349. Now!
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350. Breathe!
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351. Or would you rather talk it over with him?
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352. Utag Zol, ala Zol.
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353. Mula Zol, dinga Zol, maskim Zol.
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354. Go, Bassingame.
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355. Now! Fire!
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356. Cease fire!
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357. Techno magic, yeah!
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358. All right!
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359. You have a good trip.
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360. Thanks for paying my fine, son.
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361. I know you can't afford it.
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362. I'll pay you back as soon as I sell the
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364. No way. No movie rights.
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365. No more trouble.
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366. Look, you go back to Iowa and settle down.
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367. Take it easy. Go straight.
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368. I don't want to hear anything from you
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370. Nice, quiet postcards.
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371. Ah, I guess you're right, son.
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372. I'll be fine. You take care of yourself.
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373. I sent him back to the farm. He'll be
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375. He doesn't seem like a bad guy.
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376. Nah, he's just going through a phase.
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377. I don't know where he gets it from.
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378. Hey, come on. Coffee's on me.
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379. All right. Okay.
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380. This bus going to Hollywood?
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381. Nonstop all the way.
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382. The real Ghostbusters will return
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384. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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385. Bye.
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