The Real Ghostbusters 2x18

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Private eye Phillip Spade is surprised to find himself awake, in ghost form, after being dead for so many years. He soon realizes that he is back to solve a case that he failed to resolve while alive, now aided by four strange guys in funny jumpsuits.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. My town, it's been a while.

5. Things have changed.

6. I've changed.

7. I'm Phillip Spade and I'm a private eye,

8. a Seamus,

9. a gumshoe, a private detective, a beagle,

10. a hawkshaw,

11. an operative, a spy, but enough about me.

12. Ah, yeah, the old neighborhood sure has

13. changed.

14. That used to be Maxie's Bar.

15. Now it's a hangout for Health Nuts.

16. And Santa Taylor worked there

17. until he was arrested for bookmaking.

18. Now it's a frozen yogurt shop, whatever

19. that is.

20. And that was the old firehouse.

21. Now it's some kind of private club,

22. belongs to some guy called Ghostbusters.

23. Bunch of ghost haters, something.

24. Yeah, the old neighborhood sure has

25. changed

26. since I left it 40 years ago.

27. But I couldn't figure out what was, why I

28. was back.

29. What the, look out, run!

30. Well, I had a hunch, I was about to find

31. out.

32. Hey, you guys want to keep it down?

33. There's scientists trying to sleep up

34. here.

35. Help me, oh no!

36. Oh boy, this could be big.

37. Let's go!

38. Aw, come on, Ray, it's Saturday.

39. Aw, okay, okay, I'm just kidding.

40. Come on, let's kick it to a plasm!

41. Let's do it!

42. Keep firing, don't give it a chance to

43. think!

44. Actually, this is a new and unique spirit

45. entity.

46. We can't be sure that it's capable of

47. thinking.

48. No brains, huh?

49. Let's go!

50. Quick, let's split up!

51. Why?

52. Why not?

53. Oh, too bad.

54. I had a little paint and it would've made

55. a nice second car.

56. I guess this means we win.

57. Hi, guys.

58. Winston, where's Egon?

59. Oh, he's just hanging out.

60. I don't get it.

61. The bulldozer was in top shape.

62. Its gas tank was full. It should've

63. flattened us.

64. Why do I take no comfort in that?

65. That big black monster's gone, too.

66. Now that's comforting.

67. Now I knew why I was back.

68. I was here to get Blackie.

69. He looked real different from the last

70. time we met.

71. But it was Blackie, all right, no doubt

72. about it.

73. When I saw him go back in the hole,

74. I knew that's where I had to go, too.

75. But I was gonna need some help.

76. And the four guys in jumpsuits were the

77. only game in town.

78. That doesn't show anything unusual in the

79. immediate area.

80. What about this weird yellow lake?

81. That's mustard.

82. Oh, really?

83. We had hot dogs for breakfast.

84. Oh, really?

85. The hole the black creature came from

86. goes right down into the sewers.

87. Perhaps we could use Slimer as bait

88. to lure the hideous, horrible, vicious

89. thing out into the open.

90. I'll bet it's hungry.

91. I was right.

92. These guys made their living getting rid

93. of folks like me.

94. Yeah.

95. We'll have to research this a bit.

96. I'd like to know more about the thing

97. before we face it again.

98. In addition to Tobin's, I suggest we comb

99. through old newspapers

100. and any books on the history of the

101. region.

102. Great. You guys improve your minds?

103. I'll change my suit and check the icebox

104. for non-threatening food stuffs.

105. I had to admit it.

106. These guys had guts.

107. They also had weird jobs, strange clothes

108. , and no-nos for clues,

109. but with a little professional direction.

110. A few obvious hints ought to get their

111. brains burning.

112. Whoa. Huh?

113. Ram 'em!

114. Don't move. They'll have to get by us

115. first.

116. Gosh, I'm getting news thrown all over my

117. face!

118. It's sort of against the detective's code

119. to be so obvious,

120. but I wasn't going to take any chances

121. with these jokers.

122. Hey, did anyone notice this before?

123. Wow! Will you look at that?

124. You mean the story on the theft of King

125. Todd's treasure from the museum?

126. No, no!

127. Here, look at this picture of the

128. detective who investigated the robbery

129. for the museum.

130. His name was Phillip Spade.

131. He dressed like something out of an old

132. movie.

133. I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.

134. Okay, enough fun. Back to work.

135. There's got to be something here that'll

136. help identify that creature.

137. Three down and one to go.

138. I had to move fast. There was no more

139. time for subtlety.

140. Bing bongs, chalky walks, corn dogs, pit

141. patties.

142. This isn't food. It's a high school

143. science project.

144. That's the last time I let Ray and Egon

145. do the shopping.

146. Mom?

147. Huh? What happened?

148. What's this?

149. Wow! Look at this. I don't believe it.

150. Wait till I show the guys.

151. You will not believe what I just found.

152. Take a look at that.

153. You mean this story on the cursed

154. treasure of King Todd?

155. No, no.

156. Look at the picture next to it.

157. And you're a girl in high school who

158. looked just like that.

159. Oh, brother.

160. Guys, we're not getting anywhere. We've

161. got no choice.

162. I don't want to hear what comes next.

163. These guys were total washouts.

164. It was time to find some fresh talent.

165. We're going to have to go down the hole

166. and catch that creature.

167. Looks like I spoke too soon.

168. These Ghostbusters may have been ninis.

169. But even they didn't deserve to be torn

170. limb from limb by Blackie.

171. Ah! The real Ghostbusters will return

172. after these messages.

173. Ooh.

174. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

175. Because the thing didn't arrive until the

176. road crew broke open the street.

177. We can only assume that this territorial

178. invasion caused the thing's return to the

179. real Ghostbusters.

180. You're right.

181. The real Ghostbusters will return after

182. these messages.

183. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

184. Because the thing didn't arrive until the

185. road crew broke open the street.

186. We can only assume that this territorial

187. invasion caused the thing's rather nasty

188. appearance.

189. So we're going to invade it again.

190. Great idea.

191. These Ghostbusters didn't know it, but

192. they were going to have company on this

193. trip.

194. What was down there was Blackie.

195. Only I knew what he was and what he used

196. to be.

197. Well, welcome.

198. Real heroes can laugh in the face of

199. danger.

200. Shh.

201. Real heroes can laugh in the face of

202. danger.

203. Shh.

204. The line to the right is still in use,

205. but the other's been inoperative for

206. about 30 years.

207. Seems like a good place to start.

208. Curious. We haven't had an encounter yet.

209. We aren't making as much noise as the

210. road crews either.

211. A little louder, Egon. I don't think it

212. heard you.

213. Well, that does it.

214. Great. Let's go home and have hot

215. chocolate with little marshmallows.

216. You can come, too.

217. Heat 'em up!

218. Peter, we can't risk a shot in here. It

219. could cause another cave-in.

220. That's just great.

221. Down! Who's gonna blast?

222. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

223. Whoa!

224. Hey, guys!

225. Peter!

226. Hold it right there, Blackie.

227. Hiya, Blackie.

228. Who's that? Ray, this is fascinating.

229. An ectoplasmic entity confronting an

230. unknown spiritual manifestation.

231. Egon, shut up and run!

232. You wanna come along quietly, Blackie?

233. I didn't think so.

234. Any calls?

235. I don't see it. Thanks, Ray.

236. That was fun. We should do it again more

237. often.

238. Hey, this is the dude. The ghost with the

239. rotten clothes.

240. That's me, all right.

241. Philip Spade.

242. Ghost!

243. No, Ray. Phil's a good ghost. He saved

244. our lives.

245. Sorry. Reflex action.

246. That's okay. Blackie can make anybody

247. trigger happy.

248. Blackie?

249. It all started about 40 years ago.

250. I'd been hired to protect the King Todd

251. exhibit on loan to the museum.

252. They found a lot of jewels in old King

253. Todd's tomb.

254. Cursed jewels, they said.

255. But no ancient jinx was gonna stop a good

256. thief.

257. And Blackie was the best.

258. I knew right away it was Blackie. It was

259. his style.

260. But it was my style to stop him.

261. It was on this very block that I found

262. his car.

263. It looked like the curse was for real.

264. When I looked again, Blackie, the

265. creature, was nowhere to be seen.

266. The curse changed Blackie.

267. He became the guardian of King Todd's

268. treasure.

269. Wow.

270. I always knew Blackie hid the jewels near

271. here.

272. But I could never find them until now.

273. I get it. The treasure must be down the

274. old tunnel where Blackie caught us.

275. Well, great. All we gotta do is stay away

276. from there.

277. We don't have any problems, right?

278. Nobody ever listens to me.

279. All we have to do is get King Todd's

280. treasure,

281. return it to the sarcophagus, and the

282. curse should be broken.

283. Great. Don't forget there's a nasty mean

284. monster who doesn't like us.

285. Oh, yeah.

286. Shh. Peter, tell Spade to get ready.

287. We're getting close to the area where the

288. monster appeared.

289. Phil? Mr. Spade? Oh, jeez.

290. Where's Spade?

291. I was hoping you wouldn't ask me that.

292. Oh.

293. Oh, no.

294. Don't risk a shot unless it's clear of

295. the walls.

296. Eegah! It came out of this hole.

297. Then that's where the treasure is.

298. That's what I was waiting to hear.

299. Grab the jewels.

300. Spade, do something!

301. What do you want me to do? Ask him to

302. stop it?

303. Get out of here before he buries us all.

304. We've got it. Let's get the heck out of

305. here.

306. I'll start the car.

307. Get going. I can't hold him much longer.

308. Hiya, Blackie.

309. Aah!

310. Go!

311. Where's Spade?

312. Right here. What?

313. Don't do that.

314. Oh, yeah.

315. Blackie's right behind us.

316. I think you can outrun him.

317. Peter, there's the museum.

318. I'll go open the door.

319. Okay. Where's the exhibit?

320. It's been 40 years. How should I know?

321. The basement. They probably stored it.

322. Where is it? Where is it?

323. I don't know. I don't know.

324. There it is! There it is!

325. What a bunch of new ones.

326. Hooray!

327. That's it.

328. Aah!

329. Here. Take it.

330. Aah!

331. Oh, gosh.

332. Aah!

333. Spade, you saved me.

334. Me and my partners?

335. It's okay. Don't mention it. Ever.

336. What happens now, Spade?

337. Time to move on, Blackie.

338. Everyone on the other side figures you

339. paid your dues.

340. It's time to retire.

341. Spade?

342. Yeah, Blackie?

343. Who wore those guys in the funny suits?

344. The Ghostbusters, Blackie.

345. They got real moxie.

346. The real Ghostbusters will return after

347. these messages.

348. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

349. The real Ghostbusters.

350. Aah!