The Real Ghostbusters 2x16

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A mysterious stranger from a small town arrives at the Ghostbusters headquarters requesting their help. Soon, the Ghostbusters find themselves caught up in a war between two groups of vampires and the original residents of Lupusville.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. I still say these cards are marked.

5. You're sure you've got nothing up your

6. sleeves, I says.

7. What sleeve, says he?

8. Just goes to show you you can't trust

9. a ghost.

10. All right, Slimer, come on out.

11. You owe me five bucks and change.

12. Slimer, get your ectoplasmic butt out

13. here.

14. Stupid ghost doesn't even need doors.

15. And he's always leaving them open.

16. And I don't get paid nearly enough for

17. this.

18. And there's no pension and I ought to

19. unionize.

20. Slimer, Slimer, come inside.

21. It's cold out here.

22. Slimer.

23. Okay, fine, suit yourself.

24. Pardon, miss, I did not mean to start

25. le you.

26. Is this the residence of the Ghostbusters?

27. Yes, it is, but they're all asleep.

28. Perhaps if you came back in the morning.

29. That would be difficult.

30. Perhaps you will give them a message for

31. me.

32. Please tell them to come to this address

33. after dusk tomorrow.

34. I have a special job for them.

35. And as a token of my good faith.

36. Well, I'll certainly tell them, mister.

37. Mister?

38. Hey, I need a name for the end boy.

39. My name is Graygor.

40. What did you say this place was called

41. , Egon?

42. Lupusville, apparently some sort of

43. private real estate development.

44. Essentially a privately owned town.

45. Pretty far off the beaten track,

46. wouldn't you say?

47. Peter, you have any idea at all where we

48. are?

49. Of course, Ray, why do you ask?

50. Up and at 'em, sports fans, we're here.

51. Nice town, peaceful, quiet, rustic,

52. dead, running, decomposing.

53. Don't push it, Peter.

54. Strange, though.

55. You'd think somebody'd be here to meet us.

56. There is, XJ Outsay the Orsday.

57. Looks like the welcome wagon's coming

58. to say hi.

59. You know, you have to respect a town

60. where everyone takes a real fashion risk.

61. What are you guys so nervous about?

62. They're just plain folks, small town

63. folks.

64. You just have to show 'em you're one of '

65. em.

66. Hi there, Dr. Ray Stantz.

67. Glad to meet you.

68. Oh, hi.

69. Hi.

70. Hello.

71. Hi, my name Lita.

72. I think you're cute.

73. Well, at least we know they're

74. civilized.

75. Folks, listen, thanks so much for

76. coming out tonight,

77. and we'll gladly sign autographs later, '

78. kay?

79. But right now we're trying to find a man

80. named Gragor.

81. Where's Gragor?

82. Ah, gentlemen, I'm so pleased to see

83. you've arrived safely.

84. Please, step inside out of the rain.

85. Rain? What rain?

86. Some weatherman, this Gragor.

87. Gragor.

88. So you see, we've always been a

89. peaceful, quiet town.

90. We stay to our own kind.

91. We bother no one.

92. So naturally, when strange things began

93. to happen,

94. we sought someone we could trust to help

95. us.

96. That would be you.

97. Turnip?

98. Yes, it is.

99. And the problem is vampires.

100. Yeah, well, it's been awfully nice to

101. meet you

102. and see your town, and a really, really

103. nice town it is.

104. But it's getting late, so we'll just—

105. You are saying you are afraid?

106. We need you.

107. We need your services.

108. No, sir.

109. It's just that, well, we're Ghostbusters.

110. You know, we've never had to deal with

111. vampires before.

112. True.

113. However, this would provide an

114. opportunity

115. to test our equipment, to see how it

116. works on revenants,

117. the undead.

118. Forget it.

119. I've seen enough movies to know that you

120. don't mess with vampires

121. unless you know what you're doing.

122. We don't.

123. That is unfortunate.

124. I could have made it eminently worth your

125. while.

126. However, I am a fast learner.

127. Okay, you got us.

128. Where can we find these things, and when

129. do they strike?

130. They always come through the forest,

131. and they come each night at midnight.

132. Listen, I have an idea.

133. Everyone walk and step, and follow my

134. lead.

135. Ready?

136. Shh, listen.

137. Hear something?

138. I don't hear anything.

139. Whatever it is, it's gone now.

140. Wait a minute, Egon.

141. What about the PKE meter?

142. Well, sure, we normally use it for ghosts,

143. but if vampires put out psychokinetic

144. energy —

145. Good thinking, Ray.

146. That's got it.

147. Picking up signals from straight in front

148. of us,

149. and to the right, and to the left,

150. and behind us.

151. Gentlemen, we're surrounded.

152. Phew, scared me there for a minute.

153. Yeah, just a bunch of old bats.

154. Peter, bats.

155. Bats!

156. Oh, boy.

157. You wanted to test the equipment, Egon.

158. I think this is it.

159. Let's rock and roll, guys.

160. Fire!

161. Fire!

162. Okay.

163. So much for rock and roll.

164. Mozart, anyone?

165. Look out!

166. Watch your bats!

167. Peter!

168. Whoa!

169. Let go, man!

170. Let go!

171. Keep away from that!

172. You don't know what you're doing!

173. No, that's the destruct switch!

174. Everybody, duck!

175. No!

176. Oh, no!

177. Don't be dead!

178. Please!

179. Don't be dead!

180. The real Ghostbusters will return

181. after these messages.

182. Ooh!

183. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

184. Oh, man, do I hurt.

185. Egon, I...

186. Egon?

187. Winston?

188. Ray?

189. Yes, Peter?

190. Jeez, Ray, don't do that.

191. Where is everybody?

192. I don't know, but we got to find them.

193. You needn't hurry, gentlemen.

194. You're not going anywhere for a while at

195. any rate.

196. Okay, buddy, for your own sake,

197. I think you better start talking fast.

198. Where are our friends?

199. Yeah!

200. What have you done with Egon and Winston?

201. Such accusations, and you do not even

202. know me.

203. I do not have your friends.

204. Some of my party were injured by the

205. blast.

206. We could only carry two of you.

207. Your friends are in the custody of the

208. other vampires.

209. Other vampires?

210. You guys got a convention going here,

211. right?

212. Wait a minute.

213. What other vampires?

214. You really don't know, do you?

215. You've already met them.

216. They live in that town, and their leader

217. is Gregor.

218. Once we were united under my leadership,

219. we shunned the open towns.

220. Then Gregor, his followers and servants

221. invaded Lupusville,

222. capturing all who lived there.

223. They grew tired of the old ways that have

224. protected us.

225. They risk exposing us to the world.

226. But for our own safety, we've been trying

227. to drive them out.

228. We mean no harm.

229. We only want to survive quietly.

230. They are the real danger.

231. Boy, it's true what they say.

232. You can't tell one weirdy from another

233. without a scorecard.

234. Nice going, Peter.

235. Get their trust.

236. We do not trust you, but we need each

237. other.

238. Together we can drive them from the town

239. and save your friends from the fate

240. that befell those who lived there before.

241. Oh, man.

242. Oh, good.

243. I see you have rejoined the world of the

244. living.

245. You had us very worried for a while.

246. You took quite a blow to the head.

247. Yeah, tell me about it.

248. Wait a minute.

249. Where are our friends?

250. I fear they were captured by the

251. vampires.

252. Their only chance is for you to find the

253. creatures

254. and wipe them out.

255. So as soon as you're up to it, we will go

256. with you.

257. We must work quickly, though, before the

258. sun rises.

259. Why is Dawn so important?

260. Well, it's obvious.

261. They are vampires.

262. They will hide during the day.

263. We won't be able to find them or —

264. Hey, let him go.

265. Where are you?

266. You find that mirror interesting, Dr.

267. Spangler?

268. No reflection.

269. You refuse to come to the fire hall

270. during the day?

271. All the traits of the vampire.

272. Fascinating, isn't it?

273. Pity you had to figure that out.

274. You're too smart for your own good.

275. Yeah, that's what we keep telling it.

276. That and keep quiet never works,

277. like talking to your own arm people.

278. Silence!

279. Once we existed underground in fear,

280. always hiding.

281. No more.

282. Now we walk among you.

283. Now we take what we want.

284. The others, fools, resist us.

285. They think they can destroy us, but we're

286. too powerful.

287. We will destroy them.

288. And you will help us, or you will never

289. leave here alive.

290. Like talking to your own armpit,

291. Winston?

292. Nothing personal, homeboy.

293. Do you need help?

294. Yes, yes, we need your help.

295. We have to get out of here.

296. Can you find our remaining proton pack?

297. Great.

298. Then get it quick before they come back.

299. You know, Ray, I was just thinking.

300. Oh, good, more trouble.

301. Exactly.

302. Whichever side wins, you can bet your

303. baby blues

304. that they'll never let us out of here

305. alive.

306. Well, gee, that's pretty rotten.

307. Catch.

308. Got it.

309. Now go, quickly.

310. Before they do to you what they did to

311. the others.

312. It's clear. Stand back.

313. Nobody around.

314. I vote we get out of here and meet up

315. with the guys.

316. What do you say, Egon?

317. Egon?

318. Brilliant man with the attention span

319. of a tumbleweed.

320. You mentioned the others.

321. You mean the people who lived here before

322. Gregor and the rest came?

323. Lita, if you know where they are, you

324. must take me to them.

325. Please, it's important.

326. Can't.

327. I am Gregor's servant.

328. If I tell you, he will — all right.

329. But you must promise to take me with you

330. when you leave.

331. You have my word.

332. Oh, hey, glad you came over.

333. Just get us a couple of coffees, maybe a

334. danish.

335. Don't push it.

336. I want to know, have you discovered how

337. to destroy them?

338. Well, since you types hate sunlight,

339. I figure if we attune the particle beams

340. to simulate the spectrum of sunlight,

341. that might put a damper on things.

342. Good.

343. We attack in five minutes.

344. But be warned.

345. Use it on any of us, and your friend here

346. will pay the price.

347. There goes a man with a serious

348. attitude problem.

349. Here they are.

350. I — I have to go now.

351. I'm afraid.

352. You, whoever you are, you've got to

353. get us out of here.

354. You've got to help us.

355. I'm trying to.

356. When I open the doors, you've got to get

357. everyone out of town.

358. Wait.

359. They keep us down here where we can't see

360. the sky.

361. But it's night, yes?

362. A full moon?

363. Man, I can't believe it.

364. We've got vampires in stereo here.

365. And he wants a weather report.

366. Yes, there's a full moon.

367. Why?

368. Just get us outside where we can see

369. the sky.

370. We'll take care of ourselves and them.

371. All right.

372. Stuck back.

373. The attack will likely come from the

374. north.

375. Get the prisoners up here.

376. Their time has come to help us or die.

377. Attack.

378. Destroy them.

379. Gregor, the prisoners have escaped.

380. Then find them, you fool.

381. We will turn their weapons against them.

382. Hurry.

383. 3 o'clock, 10 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 9 o'

384. clock.

385. Whoa.

386. High noon, Peter?

387. There, you're free.

388. Quickly, run for the forest.

389. No.

390. We will take our town back, are we?

391. You.

392. You kept us prisoner in our own town.

393. You denied us the moon.

394. Now you will pay the price.

395. You don't know who you've trifled with.

396. You wanted our town because it was so

397. well isolated,

398. so safe from outsiders.

399. Well, that's why we wanted it, too.

400. Would you like to guess why?

401. Oh, no.

402. No, no, no.

403. It can't be.

404. Ray?

405. Oh, no.

406. What, Ray?

407. Don't do this to me.

408. I'm a fool.

409. Why didn't I see it coming?

410. The name of this town is Lupusville,

411. Peter.

412. Lupus, Latin for wolf.

413. Or in this case, whale wolves.

414. Man, am I glad to see you guys.

415. Gentlemen, I suggest we leave here as

416. quickly as possible

417. before it gets worse.

418. Worse?

419. Egon, not to be intrusive or unduly nosy,

420. but would you mind awfully telling me

421. how this could get any worse?

422. As soon as we're on the road.

423. Hit it, Ray.

424. Whoa!

425. Think about it, Peter.

426. When a vampire bites someone, he becomes

427. a vampire, right?

428. Right.

429. And when a werewolf bites someone,

430. he becomes a werewolf, too.

431. Precisely.

432. So what happens when a vampire bites

433. someone?

434. Man, talk about democracy in action.

435. I'm hip.

436. But guys, don't you want to stay

437. around and see who wins?

438. No.

439. Is this the only bridge that leads

440. into town?

441. No.

442. Is this the only bridge that leads

443. into town?

444. No.

445. Is this the only bridge that leads

446. into town?

447. In or out.

448. I just remembered.

449. Vampires can't cross running water.

450. If we circle the town with water...

451. Then I say we make this the perfect

452. little vacation spot,

453. shall we?

454. Well, men, mission accomplished.

455. We got out with our lives, even if we

456. didn't get paid.

457. Oh, I don't know, Peter.

458. I wouldn't say we walked away completely

459. empty-handed.

460. Phew, the real Ghostbusters will

461. return after these messages.

462. Ooh.

463. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.