The Real Ghostbusters 2x15

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Long ago, Egon's ancestor Zedekiah Spengler summoned up a dragon to do his bidding. When Egon comes across the well in which the creature was put to sleep, he accidentally awakens the dragon, which assumes Egon is its father!

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. The country life, fresh air, peace and

5. quiet.

6. This is not a dignified job for a big

7. time scientist and celebrity.

8. We could use a little help over here,

9. Peter.

10. Sure, no problem.

11. Now?

12. Now.

13. That was real exciting, but somehow I

14. don't see a newspaper headline in this.

15. You shouldn't expect headlines just

16. for doing your job, Peter.

17. Why not?

18. Hey, the pay was right.

19. Our fee plus three home baked pies.

20. Speaking of which, just where did you

21. put those pies?

22. In the backseat of the car.

23. Slimer, would you like to tell Ray

24. just how many of those pies are left?

25. Uh-oh.

26. Are we here?

27. Peter, I tell you, we're lost.

28. Who asked you?

29. I think we ought to stop the car and

30. figure this out before-

31. It's not necessary.

32. I know exactly where we are.

33. And where is that?

34. Nassburg.

35. Did you say Nassburg?

36. Yeah, mean something to you?

37. It means something to me.

38. It means we've been traveling in the

39. wrong direction.

40. Oh, man.

41. Maybe somebody in this town can give us

42. some real directions back to the city.

43. I vote we just keep going.

44. I've been to this town.

45. You wouldn't like it.

46. We can find our own way.

47. We don't have a choice, guys.

48. We're almost out of gas.

49. That does it.

50. We're ready to roll.

51. That's good.

52. Let's wait a minute.

53. Where's Slimer?

54. Gee, I don't know.

55. Let's leave.

56. Hey, there he is.

57. Huh?

58. Hey, Slimer.

59. No, wait.

60. You can't even get getting lost

61. straight.

62. If you're gonna wander off, see, the idea

63. is to go someplace where we can't find

64. you.

65. And then we leave, and then you're lost.

66. See?

67. Try and get it straight next time.

68. Hey, look at this.

69. It's a plaque.

70. It looks old, too.

71. Here lieth the dragon.

72. Banish to sleep forever, sayeth the conj

73. urer, Zedekiah Spangler, AD 1742.

74. Zedekiah Spangler?

75. You don't suppose-

76. I was hoping you wouldn't find that.

77. One of your ancestors, huh?

78. And some kind of wizard, too.

79. Wow.

80. You never mentioned this.

81. Do you talk about the loons and the so

82. oundrels in your family tree?

83. If I didn't, I wouldn't have anybody

84. to talk about.

85. No wonder you became a ghostbuster.

86. It runs in your family.

87. Scientists and scholars run in my

88. family, except for Zedekiah.

89. He chose superstition over science.

90. And as for him being a ghostbuster, since

91. he supposedly conjured up the dragon in

92. the first place, banishing it was the

93. least he could do.

94. Except that I don't believe the story.

95. I think Zedekiah made it up to impress

96. people and put up the plaque himself.

97. Are you sure?

98. Slimer seems awfully interested in that

99. whale.

100. Hmm.

101. I wonder if there's a game up there.

102. Oh, yeah, you can tell.

103. There's got to be a dragon down there.

104. Or a pizza.

105. What do you think?

106. I think it'd be pretty neat to have a

107. family dragon.

108. Well, I do not.

109. Now, if you gentlemen have had your laugh

110. , let's go.

111. Oh.

112. Let's go.

113. Let's go.

114. There, there.

115. Must have been a powerful magician.

116. To conjure up a real fire-breathing

117. dragon?

118. Even if the story were true, which it

119. isn't, it was nothing to brag about.

120. According to his own journal, Zedekiah

121. created a dragon by accident.

122. And it was only about the size of a horse.

123. Did you order an eclipse, Egon?

124. Oh, man.

125. I think this is carrying family

126. tradition a little too far, Egon.

127. It's just a coincidence.

128. It can't be the same.

129. Take this.

130. Our proton beams are ineffectual, we

131. 're just making it angrier.

132. So Egon, got any ideas?

133. Just the obvious one.

134. Run?

135. Precisely.

136. Run!

137. Let me go.

138. Let's go.

139. Let me rephrase that.

140. They're coming back this way.

141. Don't fire until it can drop Egon

142. without hurting him.

143. Get ready.

144. Huh?

145. What's going on here?

146. We're gonna get our headlines now.

147. Ghostbusters will return after these

148. messages.

149. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

150. Ghostbusters' pets terrorize the city.

151. Mayor demands that the fearless four

152. some do something.

153. Give me a break.

154. We spent half the night looking for

155. these journals and

156. the other half trying to decipher Zedek

157. iah's arcane symbols.

158. I'm in no mood to hear the morning

159. headlines.

160. Anything you say, Egon.

161. Well, thank you.

162. What?

163. Who?

164. It's brought a Rolls Royce this time.

165. Can we keep it?

166. Which one?

167. The Rolls Royce or the dragon?

168. Neither.

169. Forget about the Rolls.

170. We've got to stop it from bringing you

171. these gifts, Egon.

172. You find anything yet?

173. Yeah, like how it's only supposed to be

174. the size of a horse?

175. It was the size of a horse, according

176. to Zedekiah's notes.

177. I can only deduce that he bungled it when

178. he put the dragon in suspended animation,

179. or asleep, as he called it.

180. You found something, didn't you?

181. Yes, Zedekiah was experimenting with

182. musical incantations.

183. Things didn't work out as he expected.

184. Frimmer, Frimmer, Abba, Babba, Loki.

185. Apparently the well on his land had gone

186. dry, and he was trying to refill it with

187. magic.

188. Instead, he roused a genius Loki, a

189. spirit attached to the well.

190. When the dragon started bringing him

191. pigs and goats from his neighbor's farms,

192. he knew he had to do something quickly.

193. But nothing seemed to work.

194. So he tried rearranging the notes of

195. the original incantation,

196. and finally he found a melody that sent

197. the dragon back to sleep in the well.

198. But he did something wrong.

199. The dragon should have slept there

200. forever, and not gotten any bigger.

201. Well, you got a place to keep your

202. cars now.

203. Zedekiah.

204. What's the mayor gonna say?

205. Maybe nobody will notice it's missing.

206. Why can't we use the music that Zedek

207. iah used to put the dragon to sleep?

208. I don't think it'll work anymore.

209. If you'll just give me a little more time

210. to consider this.

211. I think we should give it a try while

212. you're thinking, right guys?

213. Do you think it can sense I flunked

214. music in high school?

215. If it has ears.

216. One and a two and a three.

217. Do you think it's having an effect?

218. Whoa!

219. Why don't we go play it a tune, he

220. says.

221. I've got it.

222. It's not the melody that's important.

223. Gosh, I'm glad you didn't figure that

224. out about five minutes sooner.

225. It's sound waves.

226. Zedekiah didn't know it, but only one

227. chord in the music does the trick.

228. But we just played all of those chords.

229. None of them worked.

230. That's because the notes of the chord

231. have to be played at exactly the right

232. frequency and amplitude in relation to

233. the size of the dragon and

234. its distance from the well.

235. Now, why don't you say that using

236. words we can all understand?

237. A simple musical instrument can't make

238. the right sound anymore because the

239. dragon's gotten too big.

240. But if Ray can adjust our proton beams to

241. vibrate at precisely the right

242. frequencies, we can create the sound

243. waves we need.

244. You mean turn our proton beams into

245. giant tuning forks?

246. Essentially, yes.

247. But we have to bring the dragon back to

248. the well if it's going to work at all.

249. I've got an idea about that.

250. Get back.

251. Wow.

252. Trust me.

253. It's going to work.

254. We'll be right behind you.

255. Come on, boy.

256. Walkies, and back.

257. Ghostbusters.

258. Egon, are we all set to go?

259. Yeah, I guess so.

260. Hey, what's wrong, man?

261. You don't look too happy about it.

262. I'm beginning to feel a little guilty.

263. After all, he trusts me.

264. He thinks I'm his daddy or something.

265. We can't just let him run loose.

266. Besides, we're just sending it back to

267. sleep, right?

268. I think so.

269. But I'm not 100% sure.

270. It's possible the sound waves could

271. destroy him.

272. We're doing the only thing we can do.

273. I know.

274. I guess we'd better get to it.

275. Wait for my signal.

276. Ray, go.

277. Winston, go.

278. Peter, go.

279. Sorry, fella, but I've got to do it.

280. I think it's working.

281. A heavy metal rock concert would have

282. had the same effect.

283. Yeah, but this way we don't have to

284. listen to another drum solo.

285. Is it asleep for good now?

286. I'm going down there and find out.

287. Are you nuts?

288. That's the craziest idea I've heard all

289. day.

290. Can't you just take a PKE reading from

291. here?

292. This is just something I've got to do.

293. Daddy.

294. Goodnight, fella.

295. Daddy.

296. The real Ghostbusters will return

297. after these messages.

298. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

299. Bye.

300. you