The Real Ghostbusters 2x14

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Charles Foster Hearse III, millionaire publisher of the Spooks Illustrated, challenges the Ghostbusters to a friendly competition to find out which one of them deserves to be on the cover of the next issue as "Ghost Hunter of the Year".

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1. I'm getting a PK reading, it's in the

2. cafeteria.

3. That's disgusting.

4. It's nothing we haven't seen before.

5. I'm talking about this food.

6. Chicken Sal's sand.

7. Yeah.

8. Let's get him.

9. I warned you.

10. And let's see what you could have had

11. if you'd picked door number three.

12. Yes, Art, it's the secret of eternal

13. youth.

14. This way.

15. But that's not all.

16. Anybody got a dime?

17. I've always wanted to do that.

18. Look out.

19. Yay.

20. He must be in the bus.

21. Good guess, Egon.

22. This is gonna take teamwork.

23. Take the front door, Ray.

24. Egon the back.

25. Winston, you cover the emergency exit.

26. I'll go inside and get him.

27. That can't be right.

28. We've got you surrounded, pal.

29. Next time, leave the driving to us.

30. I came, I saw, I captured.

31. Dr. Venkman.

32. Hold this for me, Ray.

33. Mr. Venkman.

34. Dr. Venkman, tell us how you caught

35. the ghost, Dr. Venkman.

36. Oh, sure.

37. You're Zantz, Stengler, and Spedmore,

38. right?

39. What's it like working with Peter Venkman?

40. As director of the New York Port

41. Authority.

42. So where's the mayor?

43. Excuse me, Dr. Venkman.

44. You're not the mayor.

45. I'm Barbara Menti,

46. special executive assistant to Mr.

47. Charles Foster Hearst III.

48. Hey, forget him.

49. Let's talk about us.

50. Come on, Peter.

51. Hearst is the man who publishes Spooks

52. Illustrated and Booze Week.

53. And Popular Fantasmics.

54. I bet without your glasses, I'm

55. beautiful.

56. Mr. Hearst has put me in charge of

57. selecting this year's Spooks Illustrated

58. Ghost Hunter of the Year.

59. What?

60. Say what?

61. I'm overwhelmed.

62. I'm speechless.

63. Not it.

64. Hate when they do that.

65. I bet this thing uses a lot of gas.

66. The Slime Life building.

67. Yes, Ms. Menti.

68. Whoa, nice car.

69. Up to parallel park.

70. Hey, a car phone.

71. Why don't you call your mother?

72. She doesn't have a car.

73. The penthouse.

74. So this is where they shot the Wizard

75. of Oz.

76. I brought the Ghostbusters, Mr. Hearst.

77. Good work, Ms. Menti.

78. Thank you.

79. You know what this is?

80. How many guesses do we get?

81. It's next month's copy of Spooks

82. Illustrated, the Ghost Hunter of the Year

83. issue.

84. You'll notice the cover is blank.

85. Wow, the ghost of Elvis.

86. Spooks Illustrated was founded by my

87. grandfather.

88. The legendary Charles Foster Hearse.

89. Are you through with that?

90. My grandfather created the publishing

91. empire.

92. Based on his love for the supernatural.

93. His ghost still haunts the mansion he

94. built.

95. The famous Hearse Castle.

96. The Ghost Hunter of the Year award.

97. We'll go to the one man among you.

98. Who can capture the ghost.

99. Of Charles Foster Hearse.

100. Listen, I'm sorry, but we don't work

101. separately.

102. A team, right guys?

103. Guys?

104. Hey, every team needs a star player.

105. The quarterback of a football team.

106. The pitcher of a baseball team.

107. The Huey Lewis of the News.

108. I used to read Spooks Illustrated when

109. I was a kid.

110. Yeah, so did I, especially the swim

111. suit issue.

112. I used to dream about being on the

113. cover.

114. Of the swimsuit issue?

115. You have until sunrise tomorrow.

116. For one of you to catch the ghost,

117. we leave immediately for the Hearse

118. Castle.

119. San Simoleons.

120. Yes, madam.

121. That's what I call a mansion.

122. Mr. Hearse called it a gatehouse.

123. Is King Kong on the other side of that?

124. Wow.

125. Is that where the gatekeeper lives?

126. That's San Simoleons.

127. It must have cost a fortune to build

128. that copy of a cathedral.

129. It isn't a copy.

130. Mr. Hearse brought it back on one of his

131. trips to Europe.

132. Boy, I can never get anything through

133. customs.

134. Is that snow?

135. It's artificial.

136. Mr. Hearse liked winter.

137. Is that sunset real?

138. I hope you don't mind using the

139. servants' entrance.

140. I'll come back in the morning and let you

141. out.

142. If you're still here.

143. Are you sure you guys wouldn't like to

144. reconsider this?

145. We can't all be ghost hunter of the

146. year.

147. Every man for himself.

148. This should be very educational.

149. Hearse assembled the world's largest

150. collection of books on supernatural

151. phenomena.

152. Was that before or after he died?

153. Egon's right.

154. I've wanted to look at this library ever

155. since I saw it on "Haunts of the Rich and

156. Famous."

157. I don't even want to hear about it.

158. I don't intend to have anything to do

159. with this.

160. It's silly.

161. We're a team.

162. Suit yourself.

163. Yo, hey, guys.

164. I'm going to wait right here until

165. sunrise.

166. Gross, but...

167. I guess I should wait somewhere else.

168. I better warn the guys.

169. These are some of the finest specimens

170. I've ever seen.

171. That looks like a late blooming nasturt

172. ium.

173. No, it's definitely a...

174. Rosebud.

175. Rosebud.

176. Wow.

177. Look at all these books.

178. "Rasputin Spiritual Exercises."

179. "Rottweiler on Olfactory Manifestations."

180. Rosebud.

181. This is it.

182. "Ghost Hunter of the Year."

183. Missed.

184. Oh, I got a paper cut.

185. This guy must have hated animals.

186. Anybody home?

187. I guess this room's clean.

188. Of course I could be wrong.

189. Rosebud.

190. Okay, so I missed the eight ball.

191. You guys really know how to stick

192. together.

193. I admire that.

194. I've been chalked.

195. There goes my image.

196. It wasn't that funny.

197. Rosebud.

198. That could be significant.

199. Rosebud.

200. Geronimo.

201. Whoa.

202. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

203. It's a miracle we didn't hit each

204. other.

205. Look.

206. I don't believe in miracles.

207. We must be in the basement.

208. Anybody having any luck?

209. That depends.

210. You mean, like, good luck?

211. The key to this is the word "rosebud."

212. If only we knew what it means.

213. They're those little things you see on

214. rose bushes in the spring.

215. Thanks, Peter.

216. I knew you'd have all the answers.

217. Hey, any time.

218. Hey, anybody seen Winston?

219. Oh.

220. That sounds like him now.

221. Hang on, Winston.

222. We're coming.

223. Somebody needs to have a garage sale.

224. Hey, Winston.

225. This is all our fault.

226. How could we have been so selfish?

227. You never should have left him alone.

228. Hey, guys.

229. What's up?

230. Huh?

231. Winston.

232. I used to have a sled like this when I

233. was a kid.

234. It's a mannequin.

235. Yeah, this place is full of junk.

236. I found a way out of here.

237. Rosebud.

238. It's all right.

239. This time we've got him outnumbered.

240. All right.

241. Teamwork.

242. I love it.

243. United we stand, divided we fall.

244. Apart all for one and —

245. Run for it.

246. Is that how it goes?

247. This way.

248. Hey, that's just what we need.

249. Rosebud.

250. Yahoo.

251. Cowabunga.

252. Rosebud.

253. You know what it says on the sled?

254. Rosebud.

255. Yeah.

256. It says Rosebud.

257. Rosebud.

258. Well, what do you know?

259. I guess all he really wanted was his old

260. sled back.

261. Sure he did, ray.

262. There's a happy little kid inside all of

263. us.

264. Well, most of us.

265. Did you catch the ghost?

266. Well, I don't think you'll be seeing

267. him again.

268. Which one of you did it?

269. He did.

270. Now, that's what I call a cover.

271. You guys let yourself get carried away

272. by all this publicity.

273. Magazines, TV, newspapers, none of

274. that stuff matters.

275. You're right, Winston.

276. Hey, look.

277. They misspelled your name.

278. Huh? Let me see that.