The Real Ghostbusters 2x13

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Calamari, a magician and escape-artist supreme, is being haunted by a ghost that cannot be captured in a Ghost Trap. To make matters worse, Peter has fallen through Calamari's secret cabinet into a strange dimension!

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1. Ghost monster.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghost monster.

5. There's something weird and it don't

6. look good, who you gonna call?

7. Ghost monster.

8. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

9. Is Peter ready yet?

10. Beats me.

11. Give it back, Slimer, give it back.

12. I swear I'll kneel your little butt body

13. to the wall.

14. Slimer, give it back.

15. It's my jacket.

16. Line, give it back or I'll fry you.

17. I'll, yow.

18. Really, Peter, you should learn to

19. restrain yourself.

20. It's just a jacket.

21. Yeah, and that's your school tie he's

22. wearing.

23. Well, almost time for the magic show.

24. Are the guys ready?

25. Slimer, give me the- >> My, hey, that

26. 's my jacket.

27. Guess not.

28. Ladies and gentlemen, the magic

29. theater is proud to present,

30. that master of illusion, the Great Calam

31. ari.

32. For once, we didn't get stuck in the

33. cheap seats.

34. It was nice of Mr. Magic to invite us.

35. Yeah, too nice.

36. I wonder why he did.

37. There's a scientific explanation for

38. everything.

39. Bravo, bravo.

40. I swear I've seen that trick somewhere

41. before.

42. It's all done with mirrors.

43. Wow.

44. This is just escapist entertainment.

45. No.

46. Pull the lever, pull the lever.

47. Thank goodness.

48. Hi, I'm Peter Venkman, I'm famous.

49. You're washed up, Calamari.

50. Join the club.

51. You must be Mr. Magic.

52. Yes, I'm Joe Magic.

53. I guess you know why I invited you here

54. tonight.

55. And I thought we were just gonna have

56. fun this time.

57. The ghost started appearing during

58. rehearsals.

59. But Calamari said he could handle it.

60. I can handle it.

61. I don't need any help.

62. I'm giving you one more chance, Calam

63. ari.

64. If the Ghostbusters can get rid of the

65. ghost,

66. I'll keep you on here at the theater.

67. Otherwise, you're through.

68. I guess you give me no choice.

69. Can I count on you to catch the ghost?

70. Can a hot dog count on mustard?

71. Good, I'll be in my office.

72. Okay guys, here's the plan.

73. We'll get the equipment from the car,

74. then split up.

75. Egon, you and Winston check out Calamari

76. 's equipment.

77. Peter and I'll start looking for the

78. ghost backstage.

79. Do you think there's anything to this

80. magic stuff?

81. Of course not.

82. See, I didn't believe in ghosts before

83. I took this job.

84. Look out!

85. You haven't seen the last of the great

86. Calamari.

87. We'd better warn Ray and Peter.

88. This ghost could be dangerous.

89. No kidding.

90. We'd better check Van out.

91. I mean, check on her, make sure she's all

92. right.

93. Who is it?

94. It's me, Peter Venkman.

95. It's you.

96. You can't fool her.

97. We'd like to talk to you about tonight

98. 's performance.

99. What makes you think I know anything?

100. Good question.

101. Yes?

102. Look into my eyes.

103. I'm getting a PKE reading.

104. Hold your fire, Peter.

105. I think he wants to talk.

106. Keep it short.

107. Hello.

108. I'm Ray Stans.

109. Look out, Ray.

110. I was about to communicate with him.

111. He tried to saw me in half.

112. Well, you're hard to talk to.

113. Well, we could have developed a

114. meaningful relationship.

115. Looks like you may get another chance.

116. How did he do that?

117. Mirrors?

118. Must be a defective trap.

119. Let's try another one.

120. Gotcha.

121. Let's see him get out of that.

122. This guy should have his own act.

123. He's a better escape artist than Calamari.

124. There he is.

125. This is Calamari's dressing room.

126. I'm getting a reading from that trunk.

127. It's locked.

128. Anybody got a hairpin?

129. I do.

130. Can you speed it up, Ray?

131. I've got a date.

132. You can't hurry something like this,

133. Peter.

134. You were saying?

135. There's nothing in here but a bunch of

136. old theater posters.

137. Great.

138. Maybe there's a false bottom.

139. The Great Spumoni, the Great Linguini,

140. Antipasto the Magnificent.

141. This guy can't hold a job.

142. He can't even hold a name.

143. Is anybody hungry?

144. Look at this.

145. The Great Spumoni asked for

146. a volunteer from the audience to

147. disappear in his cabinet of mystery.

148. The volunteer was never seen again.

149. I knew there was something fishy about

150. Calamari.

151. How's Trix?

152. I've been expecting you.

153. Come in.

154. We should go somewhere more private.

155. Whatever you say, there's not much

156. room, but I think I can squeeze you in

157. here.

158. Whoa!

159. Where's Peter?

160. He's gone.

161. Peter should have known better than to go

162. in there.

163. What could possibly make him do such a

164. stupid thing?

165. There's no trace of ghostly possession.

166. Notice the vacant stare, the completely

167. mindless look.

168. That could only mean one thing.

169. She's from California?

170. No, she's been hypnotized.

171. There's only one person who could have

172. done it.

173. Calamari.

174. Spumoni, Linguini.

175. Anybody home?

176. Hey.

177. Ow!

178. Wrong door.

179. My trunk.

180. We have to talk to you, Calamari, or

181. whatever your name is.

182. You have to tell us how to get Peter

183. out of the cabinet of mystery.

184. I can't.

185. It's all the ghost doing.

186. As long as it's free, your friend is

187. trapped.

188. Then we'll catch it.

189. If that's what we have to do to get

190. Peter out of that thing.

191. But if you're lying.

192. We'll be back.

193. They'll never catch him.

194. You could build condos in here.

195. Is there anybody here?

196. Here?

197. This is Peter Venkman.

198. Peter who?

199. Who?

200. There's something strange about this

201. place.

202. Get him over the box, Ray.

203. That should hold him.

204. I feel like I'm being watched.

205. I wonder how long I've been in here.

206. Whoa.

207. You must be Peter, what's his name?

208. I heard the echo talking about you.

209. Who are you?

210. My name's Irving.

211. Hi.

212. What are you doing here?

213. I was at a magic show and they asked

214. for a volunteer from the audience.

215. I raised my hand.

216. How long have you been here?

217. Beats me.

218. There's something wrong with my watch.

219. Nice meeting you, Peter.

220. Get the door, Vanna.

221. Hold it, Calamory.

222. We've caught the ghost.

223. Yeah, so tell us how to get Peter out of

224. the cabinet of mystery.

225. If I knew that, it wouldn't be a

226. mystery.

227. No.

228. Stop that ghost.

229. Calamory's the only one who can bring

230. Peter back.

231. He disappeared.

232. Yeah, Calamory too.

233. Hey, look at this.

234. There was a false bottom.

235. Secret notes.

236. Keep out, Harry Houdini.

237. Houdini, of course, the world famous

238. escape artist.

239. No one could trap him.

240. That's why Calamory's tricks seem

241. familiar.

242. Yeah, stolen out of Houdini's secret

243. notebook.

244. Then the ghost must be the ghost of H

245. oudini.

246. Hasn't lost his touch, has he?

247. Look out, guys.

248. I think he wants the notebook.

249. Maybe we should let him have it.

250. Just say the word.

251. If Calamory stole Houdini's notebook,

252. he may also have stolen the cabinet of

253. mystery.

254. And if it's Houdini's cabinet,

255. the ghost might be able to get Peter out.

256. No wonder Calamory didn't want us on

257. this case.

258. He was afraid Houdini would tell us about

259. the notebook he stole.

260. It must have been Calamory who made

261. that saw attack us.

262. Gee, I'd better call my wife.

263. She's probably waiting up for me.

264. Anybody got a dime?

265. It takes a quarter now, my man.

266. A quarter?

267. Maybe I should have stayed in the cabinet.

268. Is Irving out here?

269. Peter.

270. You know there's a lot more room in

271. there than you'd think.

272. I'll send them all into the cabinet.

273. Look out.

274. Move.

275. He's gone.

276. Maybe Houdini will let him out sometime.

277. You don't see my keys in there, do you?

278. Thanks.

279. Well, Peter, you said you could bring

280. Vanna out of this trance.

281. How much longer are you gonna take?

282. Yeah, how you gonna bring her out of

283. her trance with Calamory gone?

284. You've tried hypnosis, past life

285. regression, Ouija boards,

286. hunting dogs, and new wave music.

287. What's left?

288. The obvious last resort.

289. You ever seen Sleeping Beauty?

290. Thank you, gee, Calamory said the only

291. way anyone else could bring me out

292. was if I kissed a toad.

293. Where did you find a toad in New York?

294. Rive it to you two.