The Real Ghostbusters 2x12

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With the city undergoing a massive surge in spectral activity the Ghostbusters have no time to take care of Janine's haunted apartment. Janine decides to tackle the job on her own… and may end up saving the day!

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1. There's something weird and it don't

2. look good, who you gonna call?

3. God Question.

4. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

5. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

6. The real Ghostbusters will return

7. after these messages.

8. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

9. Ghostbusters, please hold.

10. Ghostbusters, please hold.

11. Boy, I didn't think we'd make it back

12. from that last call.

13. Who would have thought giant ghost lob

14. sters could be so vicious?

15. That restaurant had a four star rating

16. too.

17. Any more calls, Janine?

18. Class four disturbance at World Trade

19. Center.

20. Phantom garbage truck on rampage in

21. Queens.

22. Ghost terrorist in the UN, they're

23. protesting the Mano Doctrine.

24. And some guy named Samsa says he's been

25. possessed by a giant cockroach.

26. Read them and weep.

27. I can't read them.

28. I'm too tired to keep my eyes open.

29. New York's bursting at the seams with

30. ghosts.

31. What's going on, Egon?

32. That's what's going on.

33. More paranormal activity than you can

34. shake a Ouija board at.

35. And I've no idea why.

36. We better get this latest batch into

37. the containment unit.

38. We're gonna have to add another Klein

39. bottle down there or

40. that thing is gonna crack wide open.

41. Thanks very much for bringing that up,

42. Ray.

43. Dr. Venkman, my apartment, it's

44. haunted.

45. Fancy that.

46. Don't feel like the Lone Ranger, Janine.

47. Everybody's apartment is haunted.

48. True, but not everybody works for the

49. Ghostbusters.

50. Unfortunately, Janine, the city is in

51. a supernatural crisis.

52. We have to operate on the principle of

53. triage.

54. Right, of course.

55. What's triage?

56. He means that we'll get right on it as

57. soon as we take care of the real

58. emergencies.

59. Something tells me I'd better not hold

60. my breath.

61. For crying out loud.

62. All right, that's it, get out of here.

63. Very funny.

64. I'm warning you guys, I'm getting mad.

65. Okay, that's it, no more Ms. Knife Ten

66. ants.

67. Okay guys, listen up, I want my fringe

68. benefits and I want them now.

69. Hiya, Slimer, here.

70. Where are the guys, Slimer?

71. Out on a call, terrific.

72. Well hey, I don't need them.

73. I'll bust those ghosts myself.

74. That's it guys, just a little longer.

75. We're almost done, hold them off.

76. Take your time.

77. Yeah, this is almost as much fun as

78. catching bowling balls in my teeth.

79. Okay, let's go.

80. It worked.

81. Of course, I designed it.

82. And I was worried, silly me.

83. Talk about ghost coming out of the

84. woodwork,

85. this is as bad as when Gozer was around.

86. You don't suppose?

87. No, none of the readings indicate a

88. return of Gozer.

89. However, there is a common spectrography

90. to the captured ghosts.

91. You're saying there's a single source,

92. a nexus for the activity?

93. That's good, right?

94. Yes, but there's too much spectral

95. static for me to localize it.

96. That's bad.

97. Look on the bright side, think of all

98. the money we're making.

99. Yeah, but we got no time to spend it.

100. All right, ghosts.

101. Maybe they got bored and decided to

102. move on.

103. No, where the hell are they?

104. Well, if they had been here, boy, I

105. would have given them what for.

106. Yeah, with my finger.

107. Well, I guess I'd better get back to

108. the office.

109. Gee, is it getting dark already?

110. Can't be, it's only three o'clock.

111. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

112. Hey, my mother gave me that buzz.

113. My insurance isn't gonna cover this.

114. Okay, now I'm mad.

115. Go on, take your best shot.

116. I got you covered.

117. You have any luck zeroing in on the

118. cards of all this spook stuff he got?

119. Not really, though the concentration

120. seems strongest in the midtown area.

121. Well, it's nice to know we're busting

122. upscale ghosts.

123. What's our next cleanup, Ray?

124. Gracie Mansion.

125. It's being haunted by a class nine free

126. roaming vapor.

127. What the blazes was that?

128. I think the more important question is

129. , who threw it?

130. That I can answer, look.

131. Man, if you're doing one thing, it's

132. enough.

133. No art deco statue totals my car and gets

134. away with it.

135. Blast them.

136. Uh-oh, things just got complicated.

137. Maybe our batteries are low.

138. It's worse than that.

139. The statue is charged with so much act

140. inic force that it's able to resist our

141. weapon.

142. Egon, you promised that would never

143. happen.

144. Sorry, Peter.

145. It's my first major miscalculation.

146. I got a hot flash for you, Egon.

147. It looks like it's gonna be your last.

148. May I make a suggestion?

149. Run!

150. Whoa!

151. Now what do we do?

152. You're a professional, Ray.

153. Think of something.

154. Quick, melt the ice on Earth's feet.

155. Ladies and gentlemen, we're here live

156. at Rockefeller Plaza,

157. where the Ghostbusters are battling the

158. latest in a series of supernatural

159. horrors

160. that have been plaguing the city.

161. Nothing of this scale has been seen

162. before.

163. What will become of New York?

164. Whoa!

165. Anything to say to our viewers, Mr.

166. Zedmore?

167. If I land in Florida fast.

168. He's under a bit of stress, folks.

169. Whoa!

170. The real Ghostbusters will return

171. after these messages.

172. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

173. What's going on?

174. Slimer, you saved me.

175. Yeah.

176. All right.

177. Hey, wait till I tell the guys about this.

178. Come on, Slimer.

179. Those guys are never around when you

180. need them.

181. Well, I guess I'll just wait until they

182. get back.

183. And now for those who just tuned in,

184. the Ghostbusters have disappeared.

185. Defeated by the possessed statue of Atlas

186. at Rockefeller Plaza.

187. They were our only salvation and now no

188. one knows what's happened to them.

189. Come on, Slimer.

190. We gotta go find the guys.

191. That'll be an extra 20 to clean up all

192. the slime you ghost left.

193. Keep the change.

194. Hey, I didn't know there was a lady

195. Ghostbuster.

196. Now what happened to them?

197. I was hoping you could tell us.

198. What am I doing?

199. I don't know how to use this thing.

200. What are we gonna do now, Slimer?

201. Where do I start looking?

202. They just disappeared, like they got

203. sucked into one of the traps.

204. Like one of the traps.

205. Yeah, it's a long shot, but it might work.

206. And a ghost, Slimer.

207. It's the only way, Slimer.

208. You've gotta go into the storage facility.

209. Someone or something in there might know

210. what happened to the Ghostbusters.

211. Come on, be brave.

212. I'd go, but I've got this small problem.

213. I'm alive.

214. Ready?

215. Uh-uh.

216. Good.

217. Good luck.

218. Yay!

219. Help!

220. No!

221. Yeah.

222. We won't be in here for long.

223. Proteus will see to that.

224. Yeah, he's already got the

225. Ghostbusters in the eerie.

226. And he'll get us out of here next.

227. Hey, what are you doing?

228. Look at that thing he's wearing.

229. He's a spy from the outside.

230. Get him, don't let him escape.

231. Don't try it.

232. Good job, Slimer.

233. Now let's see what you found.

234. According to the computer, this is the

235. only eerie listed in Manhattan.

236. Let's check it out.

237. Oh, 13th floor.

238. Boy, some people are so superstitious.

239. That's funny.

240. I knew it would have to go in the name

241. of dogs.

242. Ha, I thought so.

243. An unmarked 13th floor.

244. May I help you?

245. Yeah, I'd like to see Proteus.

246. I'm sorry, no one sees Proteus without

247. an appointment.

248. I got your appointment right here.

249. Janine.

250. What are you guys doing in that mirror?

251. Is Lewis Carroll in there with you?

252. Janine, get out while you still can.

253. You don't know what you're up against.

254. Nothing doing, we're here to rescue

255. you.

256. Listen, Proteus is one of the primal

257. gods, like Gozer.

258. He's the one responsible for all the

259. ghosts showing up.

260. Yeah, so where is he?

261. I am here, Janine Melnitz.

262. You are my prisoner now.

263. And you will join the Ghostbusters in

264. eternal limbo.

265. Will you stop with the shape changing?

266. You're giving me a headache.

267. You're not so bad looking for a demon,

268. you know.

269. Eat hot flour, my Proteus.

270. It's not working.

271. We're done for.

272. Get away.

273. Get away from the mirror, guys.

274. Let's go before the beam destroys the

275. place.

276. Well, that wasn't fun at all.

277. Janine, it was very brave of you to go

278. after us.

279. Thanks, Egon.

280. Hey, something's different here.

281. You're right.

282. It's quiet.

283. The phones aren't ringing.

284. Well, of course not.

285. With Proteus taken care of, the level of

286. paranormal activity in Manhattan has gone

287. back to normal, whatever that is.

288. You know, Janine, you're pretty handy

289. with a particle thrower.

290. Yeah, why don't I go into business for

291. myself?

292. Hmm, maybe you'd settle for keeping

293. your old job with a raise.

294. On one condition, that you guys

295. promise to keep my place ghost free from

296. now on.

297. You got it, lady.

298. Except for this ghost.

299. He can haunt my place anytime.

300. Oh, I hope that's okay.

301. The real Ghostbusters will return

302. after these messages.

303. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.