The Real Ghostbusters 2x11

Directed by

When Egon is accidentally zapped by one of his own inventions on a bust, he becomes, for all intents and purposes, a ghost. Can the Ghostbusters build a replacement before Egon fades into oblivion?

Request examples:

!req The Real Ghostbusters 2x11 [02:32]
!req The Real Ghostbusters 2x11 [The Real Ghostbusters 2x11]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req The Real Ghostbusters 2x11 [10-11]; !req The Real Ghostbusters 2x11 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Ghostbusters.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghostbusters.

5. There's something weird and it don't

6. look good, who you gonna call?

7. Ghostbusters.

8. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

9. Who you gonna call?

10. Ghostbusters.

11. Who you gonna call?

12. Ghostbusters.

13. The real Ghostbusters will return

14. after these messages.

15. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

16. Okay, we got him where we want him now.

17. I think we got him where he wants us,

18. Ray.

19. Hey, let's get this over with quick.

20. Okay, one, two, three, hit it.

21. Egon, the destabilizer.

22. Egon!

23. Blast it!

24. Egon.

25. That is truly disgusting, Slimer.

26. So, where's Egon?

27. We were busting Arzoon, a demon from

28. the netherworld.

29. Egon hit him with the destabilizer

30. beam, but something went wrong.

31. It backfired.

32. Hey, wait a minute, you're not trying

33. to tell me.

34. I'm afraid so, Janine, I blame myself.

35. No need for self-recrimination, Ray.

36. What in the name of-

37. Egon?

38. Hey, all right.

39. Egon, am I glad to see you.

40. What happened?

41. Boy, did you scare us.

42. Egon, it's really you.

43. That's the trouble.

44. It appears that the energy backlash has

45. permanently

46. destabilized my molecular structure.

47. What?

48. In other words, you're a ghost.

49. Not technically, since I'm still alive

50. , but for all practical purposes, yes.

51. Far out.

52. Complete proto ectoplasmic conversion.

53. Can you solidify it all?

54. Let's see.

55. This is as good as I can do, Ray.

56. Don't worry, there's gotta be a way to

57. reverse the process.

58. I hope so, because I can feel the

59. destabilization continuing.

60. I estimate no more than 24 hours before I

61. discorporate completely.

62. Then we gotta do something fast.

63. Hey, good news.

64. According to this, we can construct a

65. molecular phase amplifier that will do

66. the job.

67. What's the projected cost of the

68. device, Ray?

69. Only $78,632.

70. I know where to get the positronic

71. circuits wholesale.

72. What does our bank account look like,

73. Janine?

74. You've heard of cash flow?

75. Ours is a glacier, a small glacier.

76. Okay, so we make some bucks to build

77. this thing to save Egon.

78. We don't know exactly what it is, but

79. it's ruining our production schedule.

80. Don't worry, Granny Candy, we'll make

81. peanut brittle out of your ghost.

82. No, I, my daddy!

83. Let's get him.

84. Lance Sykes!

85. Where'd he go?

86. No unusual readings.

87. Put that away, Ray.

88. You won't need it.

89. I can sense where the ghost is.

90. Really?

91. This way.

92. I guess it takes one to know one.

93. He's very close.

94. Whoa!

95. I don't, I can think of worse places

96. to work than here.

97. Whoa!

98. Looks like it's up to me.

99. Boo.

100. Heads up, Ray.

101. Quick thinking, Egon.

102. Where's Peter?

103. Here, here.

104. Can we go home now?

105. Not until we've made enough money to

106. build the amplifier.

107. Then we better hurry.

108. Go, Master!

109. Go, Master!

110. Boy, I'm beat.

111. Yeah, I think we made the Guinness

112. record for ghost busting today.

113. And it took every penny we made to put

114. this molecular amplifier together.

115. There, finished, a destabilizer rectifier

116. unit.

117. Oh.

118. Egon.

119. Oh.

120. Egon.

121. I'm losing it.

122. I think these energy waves will save

123. you, Egon.

124. It's too late, Ray.

125. Egon, no.

126. No, it can't end this way.

127. There's gotta be something we can do.

128. This is interesting.

129. What's interesting, Ray?

130. Well, imagine that.

131. He's still alive.

132. What?

133. Yeah, evidently the amplifier Ray

134. reversed the polarity of the neutron flow

135. in Egon's disintegrating wave structure.

136. Bottom line, where is he?

137. He was shifted to the netherworld.

138. Did you hear that?

139. Egon's okay.

140. He's in the netherworld?

141. Oh, man.

142. Okay, so he's in the Netherlands.

143. Holland's not so far.

144. Holland?

145. Not the Netherlands, Janine.

146. Let me explain.

147. The netherworld is another dimensional

148. plane, sort of a limbo.

149. Nasty place, full of demons like the

150. one we busted earlier.

151. Not to mention lost souls who couldn't

152. make it to higher realms.

153. There's no way in unless you're a

154. ghost, and

155. no way back unless you're a very powerful

156. demon.

157. In other words, Egon got a one-way ticket

158. to nowhere.

159. Baloney, I don't wanna hear it.

160. You got him in there, Ray.

161. Now figure out a way to get him out.

162. Well, there is one possibility.

163. It's dangerous.

164. Hey, it's for Egon, Ray.

165. Okay, let's go.

166. Okay, it's all set.

167. As long as we wear these, it'll bring us

168. back in an hour.

169. And it's adjusted to return four spirits

170. instead of three.

171. Which means we come back with Egon.

172. Or we don't come back.

173. That's right.

174. Hit it, Janine.

175. Good luck, guys.

176. The real Ghostbusters will return

177. after these messages.

178. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

179. This isn't even a nice place to visit.

180. Easy with that, Peter.

181. Remember, we're in a different dimension

182. with different natural laws.

183. You telling me old Betsy here won't

184. work?

185. Either that or it might annihilate the

186. entire

187. indimensional structure of the space and

188. time continuum.

189. So much for getting in some target

190. practice.

191. How big did you say this place was?

192. The size of the known universe.

193. And we're gonna find Egon inside an

194. hour?

195. Don't worry.

196. The meter is tuned to his ethereal

197. vibrations.

198. It'll lead us right to him.

199. Are we any closer to finding Egon, Ray?

200. He should be right around here.

201. Huh?

202. That's not Egon.

203. Whoa!

204. Nothing happened.

205. Hey, guys.

206. Nice doggy.

207. You all right?

208. Phew.

209. We're back in business, kids.

210. A terror dog.

211. Haven't seen one of those in a long time.

212. The Netherworld is a dumping ground

213. for all sorts of demonic creatures,

214. remember?

215. All the more reason to find Egon and, no!

216. We'll never find Egon now.

217. Who's there?

218. Prithee, sirrah, strike me not with

219. your magic.

220. What'd he say?

221. He wants us not to blast him.

222. Fine.

223. He doesn't look too threatening to me.

224. Truth, Messiah.

225. I am no threat.

226. Merely the humble alchemist, Hieronymus.

227. Your accent, English?

228. 17th century, I'd say.

229. You must be great wizards, my lords,

230. to know so much about poor Hieronymus.

231. Listen, we're looking for another

232. wizard, like ourselves.

233. Have you seen him?

234. Oh, indeed I have.

235. Tolle, the brother of the demon Arzuun,

236. has taken him to his keep.

237. That sounds bad.

238. Can you take us there?

239. Oh, certainly, my lords.

240. And you would not be adverse to doing me

241. a favor in return, I trust?

242. Anything we can, Hieronymus.

243. But we must hurry.

244. This way, then.

245. Yonder is Tolle's keep, discarded by

246. thorns, rock demons.

247. Why is nothing ever easy?

248. Come on, we've only got a half hour

249. left.

250. This crack leads to the dungeons, not

251. even Tolle knows of it.

252. You know a lot about this place, Hier

253. onymus.

254. I guess you've been here a while, huh?

255. Aye, since the year of our lord 1690,

256. when I foolishly tried to summon Arzuun

257. and Tolle to do my bidding.

258. I get it, they brought you back to the

259. netherworld.

260. And here I have languished ever since.

261. Tell me what changes have come to the

262. world since I last saw it.

263. Yo, that's kind of a tall order, Hier

264. onymus.

265. But here goes.

266. Struth, I find these wonders you speak

267. of hard to believe.

268. Flying machines, men on the moon,

269. computer dating services.

270. It's great, you can meet the most

271. interesting girls.

272. Hey you guys, look over there.

273. Psst, Iga.

274. How did you guys get here?

275. Reverse the polarity of the neutron

276. flow.

277. You've got to get out of here.

278. Tolle might come back at any time.

279. We're going, and we're taking you with

280. us.

281. Stand back.

282. It's really good to see you guys.

283. We couldn't have found you without

284. Hieronymus here.

285. Name your price, pal.

286. 'Tis a simple task for wizards of your

287. stature.

288. Return me to Earth with you.

289. The equipment's configured to bring

290. back four of us.

291. No less, no more.

292. That means if we take Hieronymus back,

293. one of us stays here.

294. That means if we take Hieronymus back,

295. one of us stays here.

296. Hey.

297. Tolle.

298. I knew this wasn't going to be a snap

299. job.

300. Run.

301. Seize them.

302. Oh, swell.

303. Only 55 seconds left.

304. We'll hold him off.

305. We gave Hieronymus our word that we'd

306. take him back with us, Egon.

307. I'll stay.

308. Don't be foolish, Ray.

309. This is all my fault. I'll stay.

310. Neither of you last five minutes here.

311. I'll stay.

312. Like fun you will.

313. Faith.

314. 'Tis not necessary.

315. None of you need remain here.

316. For I shall not go.

317. What made you change your mind?

318. You have told me of the vast changes

319. in the world.

320. In truth, Earth would be as strange and

321. frightening a place as this netherworld.

322. This place has become my home.

323. It would be folly for me to leave.

324. You can't say I'm sorry to hear, Hier

325. onymus.

326. Here, you'll need this.

327. Aim it, press this, and you're ready to

328. rock and roll.

329. Ten seconds.

330. Nine.

331. Eight.

332. Seven.

333. Good luck, Hieronymus.

334. Four.

335. Three.

336. Two.

337. One.

338. Zero.

339. Godspeed, my friends.

340. Egon, you're back.

341. Mwah.

342. And your salad again, too.

343. Uh, yes.

344. Well, so, so it would seem.

345. Not a bad day's work.

346. Yeah.

347. And all it cost us was one proton pack.

348. We can afford it.

349. And it'll make life a lot easier for Hier

350. onymus.

351. The real Ghostbusters will return

352. after these messages.

353. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.