The Real Ghostbusters 2x10

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Deciding that a vacation is long overdue, the Ghostbusters go to Ray's cousin's farm. Unfortunately for them, the farm's former owners are rising from the dead, and they aren't too happy.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. Tell me about it.

5. Four class fives in one week.

6. Don't forget the eight class threes.

7. And the class two in Mrs. Fiorino's Lingu

8. ini.

9. Class is dismissed. Let's talk about

10. something else, like vacations.

11. Good idea, Pete. We could all use a few

12. days' rest.

13. Right. We've had very little opportunity

14. for relaxation in the last three months.

15. Relaxation shrivels the frontal lobes.

16. Hey, Egon, my lobes could use some shri

17. veling.

18. What did you vacation animals have in

19. mind?

20. What about Cousin Sam's dairy home?

21. Ray, we've spent the last three months

22. chasing slimers, spuds, and squids of all

23. nations.

24. We don't want to waste a vacation on barn

25. yard animals.

26. Amen.

27. Ah, the fresh smell of new-moan hay in

28. the morning.

29. The comic cackle of the chickens at

30. feeding time.

31. The gentle lowing of moo cows at dusk.

32. Ray, I'm only going to say this once.

33. No power on earth is making me go to a

34. dairy farm.

35. Hey, there's the road. Turn left. Left.

36. Got it covered.

37. Got it covered, eh?

38. You fellas all right?

39. I think so, sir.

40. Sorry about your car. Didn't expect

41. anyone to be driving up a grain cut.

42. Nice navigating, Ace.

43. Well, it looked like a road.

44. Where you boys headed?

45. The Stantz Dairy Farm. Do you know where

46. it is?

47. It's about three or four miles up that

48. way.

49. You can't miss it.

50. Three or four miles?

51. Come on, the walk will be good for us.

52. Uh, sir, would it be possible for you to

53. tow what's left of our car there?

54. We'd be glad to pay.

55. Tell you what, my brother Charlie's got

56. an auto shop in town.

57. Bet he could fix your car up just fine.

58. Of course, it might take him till Sunday.

59. Oh, well, that's perfect. We're spending

60. the weekend anyway.

61. Now, isn't that refreshing?

62. Can you imagine what would have happened

63. if we had an accident like that in New

64. York?

65. There aren't many harvesters on 32nd

66. Street, Ray.

67. Well, let's get going.

68. We don't want to miss milking time.

69. Let me choke him a little, just till his

70. tongue turns purple.

71. If you're looking for your friends, they

72. went that-a-way.

73. These city fellas get weirder all the

74. time.

75. Well, this is it, Cousin Sam's place.

76. Marvelous, isn't it?

77. So charming and peaceful.

78. It stinks, Ray.

79. Hardly scientific, but accurate.

80. Oh, my! Yee-hee!

81. Well, we're stuck here, so let's make the

82. best of it.

83. That's the spirit, Winston.

84. Ooh, uh, didn't mean to talk sharp.

85. Oh, I'm funny.

86. Ray, nothing in the world is gonna make

87. me like it here.

88. You understand? Nothing.

89. Ray!

90. Sam!

91. Did I say nothing?

92. You look wonderful, Sam.

93. That's your cousin Sam?

94. Yeah, it's short for Samantha.

95. Sam, this is Peter Venkman. I told you

96. all about him.

97. It's Dr. Venkman, actually, but my

98. friends call me Peter,

99. and I do hope we're gonna be friends.

100. Gee, Ray, you never told me he was such a

101. jerk.

102. Um, this is Winston Zedmore and Egon Sp

103. engler.

104. Pleased to meet you. Supper's almost

105. ready.

106. Meanwhile, you look like you could use a

107. cold drink.

108. I made some fresh lemonade.

109. You run this whole place by yourself?

110. The dairy's fully automated, and I hire

111. help as I need it.

112. Sam always was very independent.

113. I love independence.

114. Independence Day's my favorite holiday.

115. Sorry to break this up, but we farm folk

116. get up early.

117. Actually, we could use some sleep

118. ourselves.

119. Right, Egon?

120. You know, this trip didn't start off so

121. great,

122. but after that meal and the prospect of a

123. whole night's sleep,

124. I feel terrific.

125. Personally, Ray, I can think of no place

126. I'd rather be.

127. I told you, and what's best is...

128. no ghosts!

129. Yahoo!

130. Let's hit the hay, cowboys.

131. No ghosts right on.

132. No ghosts, all right.

133. Ray! Ray!

134. Hey, I'm no farm boy,

135. but I'd say this was not how a dairy's

136. supposed to look.

137. Who could have done this?

138. I'm getting some interesting readings.

139. No readings, Egon.

140. We're on vacation, remember?

141. Are you saying this was caused by some

142. kind of ghost?

143. I wouldn't rule out a class two area aber

144. ration.

145. Readings indicate it's at least a class

146. three.

147. Guys, vacation, relaxation, romance.

148. No ghosts.

149. Ignoring this phenomenon won't make it go

150. away.

151. If this was caused by a ghost,

152. I want to get rid of it.

153. You guys are Ghostbusters, right?

154. Even if we don't have our equipment,

155. we could investigate.

156. Confirm if it is or isn't a ghost.

157. Thanks, Ray.

158. Yo, Egon, Ray, look at that!

159. It looks like another field.

160. With nothing growing on it.

161. In the middle of a farm?

162. This ground feels really weird.

163. We'd better take a soil sample.

164. It might tell us something.

165. Look!

166. It's a...

167. Bull!

168. Ghostbusters will return after these

169. messages.

170. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

171. Huh?

172. No!

173. That field's always been barren ever

174. since I bought the place.

175. This is very interesting.

176. You got something, Egon?

177. Egon, I'm trying to eat here.

178. What is it?

179. Some odd form of ectoplasm.

180. I extracted it from that soil sample.

181. That field is crawling with it.

182. You find anything in town, Ray?

183. Did I?

184. According to the county records,

185. this farm was owned by the same family

186. for ten generations.

187. The Petersons, I know.

188. But what you don't know is that the whole

189. family is buried right here on the farm.

190. All ten generations of them.

191. When the last member of the family died,

192. the farm went to the county.

193. They removed the gravestones, but not the

194. bodies.

195. Let me guess.

196. That field we found is the Peterson

197. Family Cemetery.

198. So you figure this Peterson Bunch is our

199. Slimers?

200. It's a classic pattern.

201. Desecrated graves, angry spirits.

202. So what do we do now?

203. We watch the field tonight.

204. If this farm is haunted, that's where

205. they'll appear.

206. We've been out here all night.

207. Are you sure this is the right spot?

208. Something's happening.

209. Holy shinol, it's a zombie jamboree.

210. They're heading for the farmyard.

211. What are they doing?

212. I know it sounds crazy, but I think they

213. 're doing chores.

214. Of course. They're farmers.

215. So they're doing what they always did. It

216. makes perfect sense.

217. Well, maybe not perfect.

218. If they keep this up, they'll ruin the

219. farm.

220. Not to worry. We'll talk to them.

221. Ray, talk to them, will you?

222. Me? What should I say?

223. You think of something. Now, go, go.

224. Uh, Peterson Family?

225. Okay, Ray, you got their attention.

226. I, uh, I believe you've made a little

227. mistake.

228. You see, this farm no longer belongs to

229. you.

230. So we'd be very grateful if you'd just go

231. back to your, uh, rest.

232. What's she saying, Mother?

233. I think they're trying to throw us off

234. our farm, Father.

235. Unless someone's got a better plan, I'd

236. suggest running.

237. Whoa!

238. Yeah!

239. Head for the house!

240. Whoa!

241. Don't panic. If my theory is correct,

242. these people will return to their graves

243. at sunrise.

244. And if it isn't?

245. We're in very big trouble.

246. Remind me to kiss that rooster.

247. Great theory, Egon. How'd you come up

248. with it?

249. I read it in the big book of occult lore.

250. You see, what we're witnessing here is

251. chronometric reversal

252. aggravated by non-urban obsessive

253. repetition.

254. Doesn't anybody speak American anymore?

255. It's really quite simple. The Petersons

256. are farmers.

257. In life, they got up at the crack of dawn.

258. But their ghostly state has reversed that

259. pattern.

260. But how do we get rid of them?

261. Good question, Egon.

262. Impossible. Even if we had our equipment,

263. there's too many of them to trap.

264. Thanks, Egon. I knew I could count on you

265. Ray?

266. Well, we might be able to rig up a mass

267. containment field

268. using the machines and the dairy.

269. But I doubt it would hold them for very

270. long.

271. It's a start. Get to work, Dr. Stantz.

272. Right away, Dr. Venkman.

273. Egon, Winston, give Ray a hand.

274. Sam, you and I will handle the most

275. important thing of all.

276. What's that?

277. Breakfast. I'm starved.

278. Shouldn't you be helping?

279. Ah, technical stuff is not my bag.

280. What's the scoop, Ray?

281. We're all set, Peter.

282. I feel compelled to mention that this

283. setup

284. could cause an explosion of monumental

285. proportions.

286. Makes life interesting, doesn't it?

287. They're here.

288. This one's for the money, Ray.

289. It's working!

290. You did good, Ray.

291. It won't last long.

292. I'm hoping it won't have to.

293. Yo, Petersons, listen up.

294. Let us go!

295. First, meet Samantha.

296. She bought your farm.

297. I'm going to buy you some food.

298. I'm going to buy you food.

299. I'm going to buy you some food.

300. Samantha, she bought your farm,

301. and she's got something to say to you.

302. Talk to him, Sam.

303. Tell him how you feel about this place.

304. Mr. Peterson, I love this farm.

305. You made it a beautiful, peaceful place.

306. A place to last.

307. But now you're... you're destroying it.

308. No! We would never do that!

309. I know this land is your heart and soul.

310. I know it because it's mine, too.

311. But if you stay here, it'll die.

312. And everything you and your family worked

313. for

314. will be gone forever.

315. But I promise you, as long as I'm here,

316. you'll always be a part of this place.

317. The field!

318. Sam, look out!

319. Wait!

320. In spring, plant daisies.

321. They were always our favorites.

322. I... I will.

323. Time for us to go.

324. Talk about your flashy exits.

325. I don't know how to thank you guys.

326. Especially you, Peter.

327. How did you know they'd listen to me?

328. They were farmers. You're a farmer.

329. Once Ray collared 'em, I took a chance

330. you'd make 'em understand.

331. And you did.

332. Now, about that thank you...

333. I think a little kiss would be a good

334. start.

335. I've been smooched by a spud!

336. Oh!

337. The real Ghostbusters will return after

338. these messages.

339. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.