The Real Ghostbusters 2x1

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Janine talks Egon into visiting her family for dinner, Prompting the Ghostbusters to hire a temporary secretary who on this very day of employment must contend with imps, ghosts, a powerful demon, and Peter's advances!

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1. - Whew, the real Ghostbusters

2. will return after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. - And this is the storage facility.

5. Now you don't wanna touch anything down

6. here.

7. If something happens, call Ray or Winston

8. , not Peter.

9. - Got it.

10. - Okay, I'll show you where the bathroom

11. is.

12. Come on.

13. - You really think this thing'll open a

14. dimensional gate?

15. - That's the theory.

16. It'll act as a two-way conduit to the

17. supernatural world.

18. - Sounds pretty nasty, if you ask me.

19. - Whoa.

20. Ah, ah-ha.

21. Do it.

22. Huh?

23. Oh, you did it.

24. Oh, no.

25. Whoa.

26. - Eegahd, are you ready to go?

27. - How did I ever let Janine talk me

28. into going to visit her family for dinner?

29. - Well, come on, Eegahd.

30. It'll do you good to get out.

31. - Yeah, they say travel is broadening.

32. - We're only going to Canarsie, Peter.

33. - Well, that's practically a foreign

34. country.

35. - Guys, this is Louise from the temporary

36. agency.

37. - Whoa, hello.

38. I'm Peter Venkman.

39. Ah, Dr. Peter Venkman.

40. I'm a scientist.

41. - Hello, Dr. Venkman.

42. - Let me get you some coffee, Louise.

43. Ah!

44. Ray, this pot has gone haywire.

45. - That's probably just a short.

46. - I'll fix it later.

47. - Let's go, Eegahd.

48. - Ah, maybe I should stay and help Ray

49. fix the coffee pot.

50. - Hey, what the hell?

51. - I really don't know if I'm ready

52. to meet your family, Janine.

53. - What worries me is whether my family's

54. ready to meet you, Eegahd.

55. - Janine, and this must be Eegahd.

56. Come in.

57. - Hmm, nothing seems wrong.

58. What the?

59. Ow!

60. Peter, Winston, there's a classified

61. focused

62. individual miniature protoplasmic

63. manifestation

64. on the kitchen counter.

65. - Say what?

66. - An imp, an imp.

67. There's an imp in the kitchen.

68. - Is there really a ghost in the kitchen?

69. - Hey, not to worry, we're professionals.

70. - Yah!

71. - Why, you little.

72. - Gotcha.

73. - Whoa!

74. - Oh, great.

75. Some people get cockroaches, we get imps.

76. - Hmm.

77. Hmm.

78. - What are you doing?

79. - Adding this to my collection of spores,

80. molds, and fungus.

81. I think I might add him to my collection

82. too.

83. - I've got a trap.

84. - Whoa!

85. - Ow!

86. - Thank you, Ray.

87. - I don't know what's going on here,

88. but I don't want any part of it.

89. - Hey, hey, don't let this little snafu

90. bother you.

91. We need you.

92. - Me most of all.

93. - I guess it's up to Dr. Venkman to save

94. the day again.

95. - Peter, you can't use that in here.

96. - Why not?

97. I got it on low power.

98. - Hmm, maybe it's set too low.

99. - Peter, wait!

100. - Oh, terrific.

101. - I think we better call Eegahd.

102. - He did what?

103. And they what?

104. Sorry, something's come up.

105. They need me at headquarters.

106. They'll be here to pick me up any minute.

107. - Fine, I'll go with you.

108. - Ah, Dr. Venkman!

109. - Call me later, Peter.

110. - You don't pay me enough to deal with

111. this.

112. I quit.

113. - Come on, Louise.

114. We'll have this all cleared up in a few

115. minutes.

116. Believe me, everything's under control.

117. Whoa!

118. Oof!

119. All right, that's it.

120. I'm gonna make deviled ham out of you

121. guys.

122. - I don't understand, Dr. Venkman.

123. - Simple.

124. If hitting the little dickens

125. with the particle stream made them

126. multiply,

127. then reversing the polarity

128. ought to give us the opposite effect.

129. Uh-oh.

130. I think it's ready now.

131. - Oh, no, don't snap that watch.

132. - All right, it's payback time.

133. - Peter, what are you doing?

134. - Not to worry, Eegahd.

135. Everything's under control.

136. I've reversed the polarity on the stream.

137. - Reverse the polarity?

138. Peter!

139. - No, don't! - No!

140. - Take that!

141. - The real ghost hunters will return

142. after these messages.

143. - Ooh, we now return to the real ghost

144. busters.

145. - There goes the power.

146. It must've torn the wiring out when it

147. broke the wall.

148. Where's Louise?

149. Louise!

150. - Louise, where are you?

151. - She's around here somewhere.

152. Right now, we better catch that thing

153. before it does any more damage.

154. - You're not gonna like this.

155. I'll get the car.

156. - Louise, are you in here?

157. You can come out now.

158. The demon's gone.

159. - There's gotta be a light switch around

160. here.

161. Maybe this is it.

162. Must be an emergency generator.

163. - Well?

164. - Huh?

165. - Uh-oh.

166. - Okay, smart guy.

167. Let's see you laugh this off.

168. Plan B, guys.

169. - I don't think it's affected by our

170. particle streams.

171. - And I doubted your genius.

172. - Louise!

173. Come on, show a little backbone.

174. Come on.

175. Huh?

176. Is that you, Louise?

177. - So now what?

178. - Perhaps a ballistic assault with

179. sufficient mass

180. might adversely affect its balance.

181. - In other words, you want me to ram the

182. sucker?

183. - Right.

184. - That'll be a good test for the new

185. hydraulic bumper

186. I installed.

187. - Well, at least now it's following us

188. and not wrecking the city.

189. - Ray, there's always a silver lining for

190. you, isn't there?

191. - Is everything finally back to normal?

192. What the?

193. - Yeah, I think things are okay.

194. - Okay, this is your idea of okay.

195. - Uh, yo, guys, I hate to bring this up,

196. but sooner or later, we're gonna run out

197. of gas.

198. - Hey, don't worry, Winston, I have my

199. credit card.

200. - The problem is that this demon is too

201. powerful

202. for our beams to affect it.

203. Perhaps if we can come up with more

204. energy,

205. we might be able to defeat it.

206. - Sure, we'll just stop by a corner

207. market

208. and buy a whole bunch of batteries.

209. - I had something more elaborate in mind,

210. Peter.

211. Listen.

212. - Where did they come from?

213. Did you open the storage unit?

214. - I don't think so.

215. - You don't think so?

216. - Well, I flipped the switch or two

217. looking for the lights.

218. - We've gotta do something before they

219. come quickly back to play.

220. - I hope that gate guard understands why

221. we didn't stop.

222. - We'll buy him a new gate.

223. - Hey man, you've been watching too many

224. movies.

225. - This'll take a little time.

226. Peter, you and Winston keep the demon

227. occupied

228. while Ray and I work on the generator.

229. - Keep it occupied?

230. How are we supposed to do that?

231. - Well, you're very resourceful, Peter.

232. You think of something.

233. - What do we do?

234. - Yo man, don't ask me.

235. You're the resourceful one.

236. - Okay, here goes nothing.

237. Hey Red, how about a nice game of chess?

238. Monopoly maybe?

239. - I don't think it wants to play games,

240. Peter.

241. - I know, we'll play tag.

242. - And you're it.

243. - What are we doing here?

244. - I'm looking for the proton pack that

245. Peter worked on.

246. - Oh, right.

247. - Here it is.

248. - Perhaps you could hurry a little more,

249. Ray?

250. - Eegahd, I'm surprised at you.

251. You know, this is a very delicate

252. connection.

253. - Forgive me, Ray.

254. I don't know what came over me.

255. - Peter reversed the polarity on this one.

256. So maybe its beam will cancel the ghost

257. beam.

258. - What if it doesn't?

259. - Then it's been nice working with you.

260. - Slimer, are you still here?

261. - Not bad if I do say so myself.

262. - Ray, Eegahd, do something.

263. - Oh no.

264. - I can't run anymore.

265. - Well, that wasn't so hard.

266. - I think you should walk home.

267. - I think you should walk to Florida.

268. - And I thought it was a mess when we

269. left.

270. - Oh hi guys, Louise and I decided

271. that since I didn't get my night off,

272. I should get tomorrow off instead,

273. starting now.

274. - Yeah, and I'm going with her.

275. I never want to see this place again.

276. - But who, who's gonna clean up this mess?

277. - Does that answer your question?

278. - Phew, the real Ghostbusters

279. will return after these messages.

280. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.