1. I'm practicing.
Debate team competition this afternoon.
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2. Oh, what's the debate about?
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3. Whether hate speech should be regulated
or protected by the First Amendment.
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4. Heavy stuff.
Which side are you arguing?
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until you get there,
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6. so you have to prepare both.
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7. Is it hard to be passionate about
something you don't believe in?
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is winning the debate.
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9. I don't think I could do it.
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10. That's 'cause you're a better person
than I am.
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11. You're gonna change the world, Payton.
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you wrote in the student newspaper,
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in the lunchroom now, like sliced kiwi.
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of an orange.
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17. I think you do so much all the time
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18. that you lose perspective
on how special you are.
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19. Hey, come here. Do a breathing exercise
with me. It'll calm you down.
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20. Four breaths in, four breaths out.
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22. One.
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26. Hey, if you get nervous out there,
just look for me.
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29. No, never when I'm watching you, man.
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35. It'll be just another moment, Payton.
I appreciate your patience.
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36. - Hey.
- Hey.
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37. Wanted to wish you luck.
This is a big day for you.
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38. For all of us.
I want you to know that I'm ride or die
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39. and I want you to put this Infinity stuff
out of your mind, OK?
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40. - Okay.
- You, me, James.
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who know about Infinity.
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42. Well, four if you count her grandma,
but I'm 100% confident
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for the remainder of the campaign.
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We're with you every step of the way.
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Mr. Hobart,
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50. though a phone call certainly
would have been sufficient.
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51. Well, it seemed to me that this warranted
meeting face-to-face. Uh...
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52. It's a bit of an understatement to say
that circumstances have changed for me.
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53. I've recently been made
the sole benefactor
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I will inherit several billion dollars
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in the country.
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57. Well, that's wonderful news.
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58. - Congratulations.
- Ahh.
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59. Does that mean that you have come
to a decision with regard to our offer?
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60. Oh, so, you mean, your offer
allowing me to buy my way into Harvard?
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61. Oh, well, we don't look at it that way.
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62. This is just how these things are done.
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63. We are arguably the most
prestigious institution in the world.
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67. I see.
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70. You guys, you've really
screwed the pooch on this one.
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72. Well, if you had just
accepted my application instead of...
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73. extorting me,
you would've gotten ten times that.
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with my name on it.
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on the north bank of the Charles,
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on my presidential library.
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78. On the day that I become a private citizen
after my second term in office.
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79. A second term that I will have won
in a landslide.
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80. You see, gentlemen, I'm gonna be
President of the United States.
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81. Now, I don't say that to impress you
or to seem terribly precocious,
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I will be president someday...
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84. You're aware that I've been accepted
at Yale, Stanford, and Princeton
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or buying any buildings.
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86. So why not go to one of those schools?
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87. Well, see, now I really should be
asking you that question,
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88. because the choice is gonna be up to you.
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89. Politics isn't about policies,
a candidate is elected on a story.
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90. And the story I want to tell
is that I went to Harvard.
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91. Now if you don't let me in on my merits
and my merits alone,
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92. then the story I tell will be about
how I was rejected from Harvard.
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93. And that's the story I'll tell
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94. when I'm dedicating my billion-dollar
presidential library in Palo Alto.
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95. Or Princeton. Or New Haven.
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96. I'm serious. The choice is yours.
You get to decide what my story will be.
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some good news in this data.
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100. Now, again, I just gotta say it,
single poll, small sample size,
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101. you're gonna end up
with a huge margin of error
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102. that's just baked into the cake,
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103. and we're looking at a lot of undecideds
so that means a lot of uncertainty
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104. and some really long tails, okay?
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106. I can't see the future. Exactly.
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108. we're sitting on a nine-point lead.
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111. However, when we look at likely voters...
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112. our lead drops to two points.
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113. That's well within the margin of error,
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114. but there is the issue
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115. Since River died
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116. we've lost about one percentage point
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118. Payton's leading by election day.
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119. You know, I'm having trouble seeing
the good news in this data, Kris.
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121. I did not join this campaign
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122. We just need to get the undecideds.
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127. Do you have any idea
how humiliating that feels?
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128. Yeah, I do, Skye.
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129. Then let me see you get pissed off
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130. instead of sitting there
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131. You're not playing to win,
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132. you're playing not to lose
and the voters can smell it.
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133. It's hard to get excited about a candidate
who has the killer instinct of a guppy,
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136. - Let me see some ideas.
- Why do people like him?
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his positive attitude, 70% think
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139. - Alice was wrong to cheat—
- We should have him assassinated.
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140. Too dark?
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You can't joke about things like that.
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143. We live in a dangerous world.
People die violent deaths every day.
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144. - You're sick.
- Yeah, and you're a terrible candidate.
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145. I realize you didn't ask me
to be your running mate, River did.
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have happened because I was black.
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it wouldn't have happened because I'm gay.
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and meaningful for a whole lot of people
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like themselves in positions of power.
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156. I did not agree to playing second banana
to some basic-ass rich girl
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158. because she realized too late
that she didn't want it enough.
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159. You don't like my ideas? Fine.
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160. I'm just spitballing here, trying to
think outside the box for a second.
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161. But, hey, you wanna hold a bake sale,
have a car wash,
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this election, you go right ahead.
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and then it said it couldn't read it,
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167. so I swiped it three more times
and now it says—
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168. Yeah? Well, I don't give a care,
you little punk-ass bitch.
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go find another arcade, you little pussy.
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can I talk to you for a second?
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176. I think Infinity's grandma is trying
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make her sick and keep her that way.
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180. For attention. Money.
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of Munchausen by proxy?
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182. Yeah.
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not know what that is?
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that Infinity and her grandma
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other people pay for?
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- Not really.
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she doesn't really seem to be in any pain,
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her shots,
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Why should I even believe you?
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211. This is from Harvard.
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212. - I got in! I got in!
- Oh!
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I saw her car out front.
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- Oh, good.
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the train, the conductor, or the tracks?
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it's beautiful and powerful.
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makes sure it gets where it needs to go.
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are helpless steel and flesh
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you and McAfee are the conductors,
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endangering that plan.
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the next 30 years
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in my solar system, okay?
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and the money and the girl,
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This was your idea.
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- No.
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267. - Don't call it that.
- Fine. A love tape.
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they could look through that stuff.
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and, like, Russians.
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as she can get.
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287. - Whoo!
- Hey!
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- No, no!
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a special little lady
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to the Sunshine State.
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- I love you so much, Nana. I love you.
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- Yeah. Let's do it again.
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We're done here.
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- How dare you ask a child that.
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- We are not live.
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We're done here.
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We've got a schedule of events.
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we can have a nice, fun day.
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- I want more grape juice, Ray. Now!
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You can't say things like that to me.
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four times a week.
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for those left behind.
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- Maybe you should.
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one day a week each of us has to fast.
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- Thank you.
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with entitled white men.
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with entitled white men.
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of taking that enemy down. Hard.
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I'm Payton's brother too.
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initiative by the end of the day tomorrow.
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That ass is bangin'.
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409. Guinea worm could be eradicated
in our lifetime
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410. and we could be the people who do it.
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411. Guinea worm is a parasite
that has devastated the lives
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412. of millions of people in Africa,
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413. just because they do not have access
to clean drinking water.
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414. If you elect me as your president,
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415. I promise to make this school
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416. in eliminating this scourge
from the face of the earth.
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417. Sorry, what does this have to do
with this school?
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418. Excuse me?
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419. Are you serious, Pierre?
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420. Quit being so damn selfish.
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421. We can raise awareness,
we can raise money.
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422. See, this is the problem.
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423. You are all caught up
in your own privilege,
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424. you're not even aware that 3.5 million
people were afflicted by this disease
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425. last year alone.
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426. Twenty five.
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427. I beg your pardon?
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428. Sorry, 25 people were affected
by Guinea worm last year.
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429. Three point five million were in 1986.
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430. That was before Jimmy Carter made
the eradication of Guinea worm
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431. a pillar of his post-presidency.
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432. What are you talking about?
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433. No. "What are you talking about?"
is the more appropriate question.
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434. I'm curious as to why you chose today
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435. and why you chose this
as the thing you wanted to announce.
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436. And I wonder where you got those lousy
statistics that you didn't fact-check.
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437. Wait, I know where.
I'm pretty they were on James's computer.
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438. Should be expecting a call
from the editor from the school paper
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439. about what it's like
to run a campaign shady enough
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440. to steal your opponent's plank,
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441. and dumb enough
to not realize it was fake.
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442. Just admit you don't care
about this school, Astrid.
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443. All you care about is beating me.
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444. Go to hell, Payton.
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445. Yeah, that's the spirit.
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446. All right, if— if anyone is interested
in the real issues,
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447. I would invite you to come join me
in the auditorium after school. Thank you.
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448. You guys should come too,
see what a real campaign looks like.
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449. Did I or did I not tell you
that Guinea worm was not the way to go?
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450. Hello, everyone.
I want to thank you all for coming.
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451. Lights, please.
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452. You may recognize this building.
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453. It's the old Blockbuster
in the Paseo Viejo Mall.
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454. It's been vacant for over a year,
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455. about half a mile
from where you're all sitting.
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456. Now James, the co-chair of my campaign
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457. and a person who I count as...
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458. maybe the closest friend I've ever had,
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459. recently pointed out that
this shopping center has a new tenant.
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460. This is a gun store,
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461. less than eight city blocks from here,
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462. whose inventory includes the same brand
of Remington revolver that—
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463. that my friend River Barkley...
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464. used to take his own life.
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465. Now here's what we know:
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466. each day in our nation, there are
an average of 3,470 suicide attempts
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467. by young people, grades 9-12.
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468. There are probably people here today
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469. who've wrestled with depression or...
feelings of hopelessness
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470. and have experienced suicidal thoughts.
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471. And it is a known fact that
the mere presence of a gun in the home
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472. makes a teenager five times more likely
to attempt suicide.
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473. Like River, they don't...
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474. they don't get a second chance.
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475. Now, when I spoke to the owner
of Strictly Guns & Shooting,
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476. Terrence Woods, and I asked him
if he thought it was appropriate
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477. to be operating a gun store
so close to a school,
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478. he replied, correctly,
that his establishment is in compliance
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Gun-Free School Zone Act,
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480. which outlaws gun stores
from within 1,000 yards of a school.
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481. When I asked him what it would take
to remove every gun from his store,
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because I already knew.
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483. Mr. Woods isn't gonna remove those guns.
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484. State law isn't gonna remove those guns.
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485. So I decided that I'd remove them.
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486. I bought every gun he had.
James, officers.
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487. I'm turning over
every one of these firearms
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488. to the Santa Barbara County
Sheriff's Department,
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489. who will deliver them this afternoon to
the Dowell Aluminum Foundry in Carpinteria
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490. to be melted down into steel rebar
that sophomore Dallas Weintraub
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491. will then sculpt
into an abstract art piece
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492. about America's gun violence epidemic,
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493. which will premiere this June
at Santa Barbara's ForReal Gallery
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494. as part of this year's downtown arts walk.
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495. Thank you, Dallas.
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496. I also hold in my hand a sign-up sheet
for anyone who's interested
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497. in joining me in a march
on next week's city council meeting,
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498. where we will tell
the mayor of Santa Barbara
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499. that 1,000 yards isn't enough
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500. and demand that he consider River's Law:
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501. that a portion of every gun sale
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502. go towards suicide prevention
at the local level.
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503. So, join me...
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504. in making River's tragic,
irreversible death
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505. the last one that this school
ever has to endure.
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506. Thank you for your time.
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507. Does your ass hurt?
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508. No, why?
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509. Because Payton just spanked you
in front of the entire student body.
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510. He just won this thing.
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511. - Thank you.
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512. Who's there?
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513. Who the hell are you,
and what are you doing on my property?
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514. I'm Ricardo.
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515. I have something you want.
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516. It's a video recording.
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517. Could help you win your election.
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518. What the hell?
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519. How stupid does Payton think I am?
I already fell for this once.
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520. Dude, I'm offering you dirt.
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521. Why?
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522. Because I love Infinity
and I'm sick of him using her.
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523. What's on the tape?
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524. Show me your areola first.
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525. - Do you have a brain injury or something?
- No!
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526. How about you let me
pick a pair of panties?
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527. Fine.
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528. Hello?
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529. Speaking.
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530. I'm sorry, what?
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531. Let's stay calm
and not get ahead of ourselves.
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532. We haven't seen the tape
and don't know what's on it.
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533. Okay, well, what is this tape?
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534. Assistant director of the school paper
said she was shown a video
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535. of Infinity using an offensive gay slur.
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536. What was the slur?
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537. - Wouldn't say.
- Don't know.
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538. She's asking for comment
before she puts it online.
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539. How can we comment
if we don't know what she said?
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540. What can I get you guys?
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541. You can't just sit here,
you gotta order something.
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542. How about three orders of nothing.
We're gonna take three nothings.
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543. Thank you so much.
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544. I asked what it would take
to bury the story.
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545. She said the person
who showed her the tape still has it
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546. and will post it if she doesn't publish.
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547. Well, who is this "person"?
Who showed her the tape?
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548. Pretty sure it's Astrid.
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549. You know what?
Screw Astrid, I'm gonna kill her!
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550. I gotta find out what's on that tape.
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551. Evidently, there's a tape of some footage
of you using an offensive gay slur.
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552. Do you have any idea
what I'm referring to?
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553. - Uh—
- Excuse me,
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554. do you have any idea what time it is?
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555. Shut up. Not gonna take your bullshit.
What'd you say on the tape?
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556. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- You're lying.
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557. You said something you shouldn't have
and they have proof. I need to know what.
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558. I can't believe he would do this to me.
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559. Who?
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560. Ricardo.
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561. Who the hell is Ricardo?
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562. You know what?
It's the middle of the night.
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563. Can it, Nana!
What did you say on the tape?
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564. I did not mean it.
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565. We were at Busch Gardens
and it was really hot...
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566. Found it! It's already up.
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567. It's buttmunch. She said buttmunch.
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568. She called an obviously gay reporter
buttmunch.
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569. Goddammit!
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570. Thanks a lot, Infinity.
This is over now, do you realize that?
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571. This is all over now!
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572. Payton?
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573. Shit. Shit.
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574. - Hello?
- It's over between us.
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575. You understand?
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576. What? What's over?
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577. Baby, what are you talking about?
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578. You betrayed me.
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579. - What are you mean?
- I can't trust you anymore, Ricardo.
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580. I'm breaking up with you. It's over.
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581. It's over.
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582. It's...
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583. - over.
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584. I was trying to protect you.
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585. Hi.
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586. I asked Thomas
if I could bring you your drink.
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587. I saw the tape.
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588. How bad is it?
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589. Her InstaPoll numbers
indicate a 17-point swing.
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590. Astrid's ahead.
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591. I don't know how to spin this.
We're gonna lose.
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592. I want to come back and help you,
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594. Is there anything else I need to know?
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595. I'm obsessed with River.
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596. Not in the traditionally
non-heteronormative way.
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597. But he made me feel things.
That was his talent.
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598. I love you.
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600. But I can't get him out of my head
and I conjure him...
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601. when I need him for advice.
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602. Ask him how to get out of this one?
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603. No.
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604. And he's not specific.
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605. He always just says something poetic
and deep or we play the piano.
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606. That everything?
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607. Yes, I think so.
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608. Do you know why the polls
get so reactionary
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610. - Mmm.
- Because people wanna follow a leader.
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611. All you need to do is let them know
that it's still safe to follow you,
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612. - the polls'll turn back in your favor.
- But how? We don't have time.
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613. I don't know.
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614. But...
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615. I love you.
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616. And I know what's right for the school
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617. You have me.
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618. I'm yours...
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620. You are the only person
who understands me.
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621. Oh, and Infinity doesn't have cancer.
She's faking it.
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622. God! How the hell did you get in here?
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624. Infinity won't talk to me anymore.
She hates me.
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625. She's probably just mad.
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626. It'll pass.
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627. For God's sake,
who else is she gonna go out with?
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628. I have money.
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630. You took my sunshine away!
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631. No sex tonight.
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632. I'm still sore from my lipo.
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633. Did you break the glass on that door?
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634. Or bleed on the carpet before we left?
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635. I don't know, I don't remember.
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