1. Where are you taking me?
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2. Where are you taking me?
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3. Fimbra Control,
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5. Blindfold?
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6. Hell, no! No way!
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7. This enforced incarceration
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8. and unconstitutional!
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9. - What the fuck are you doing?
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10. Ah!
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11. Who is flying this thing?
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12. Fimbra Control,
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13. Hey, hey, man! Hey!
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15. What is this?
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16. In due time, Professor Clark.
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17. No, the time is due. Now is the due time.
Are you gonna kill me?
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I'm just curious.
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19. [man 2] Well, according to the world,
Professor Clark,
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21. Who are you?
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22. Bruce Baldwin.
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23. Shep Gordon.
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24. I am the one they call Mishu.
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26. Together, we are…
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27. The Pentaverate.
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five learned men realized
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was caused by fleas on rats.
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38. Welcome back.
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40. Hard-hitting and breaking now,
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41. nuclear physicist Professor Hobart Clark
has died of an apparent broken neck.
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42. Oakland Police say Clark died
attempting the "kiss the star" challenge,
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are challenged to kiss their own anus.
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from Canada's own lovable Ken Scarborough.
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at the Toronto Sportsman Show.
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whether you're into skeet-shooting…
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thought of this year's Sportsman Show.
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into a meat thermometer.
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from a couple of lovely ladies.
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good night, and do your best, eh?
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68. Close enough!
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69. And we're clear!
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70. Nice job. See you tomorrow.
Great job. See you tomorrow.
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come from Twitter now!
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giving voice to the common man.
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108. I can't believe it.
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but I believe in you.
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You're kind. The work you do matters.
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120. Let's go find a big story, eh?
I know we can find it at CanConCon.
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sounds like a load of balloon juice to me.
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That'd be nice.
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129. The Pentaverate.
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130. I'm Rob Lowe.
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131. Thank you.
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132. The Pentaverate is a benevolent,
fully sequestered secret society
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have been experts in their fields.
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137. The current Pentaverate
consists of Lord Lordington,
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Bruce Baldwin,
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Mishu Ivanov,
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the legendary Shep Gordon,
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142. and you.
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143. We pay our respects to your predecessor,
who died two days ago, Jason Eccleston,
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144. the tech genius who invented
our supercomputer, MENTOR.
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145. A little bit about myself.
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146. I'm in a polyamorous relationship
with two life-sized companion dolls.
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147. I also do up close sex magic.
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148. I both read and masturbate to tarot.
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149. God, is… is this for real?
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150. I know what you're asking yourself.
"Is this for real?"
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153. Well, let's try walking the world first.
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154. And as for me,
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155. I'm just an actor who will have
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156. - What?
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157. Welcome aboard. We're happy to have you!
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that's not possible, Professor.
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in the real world.
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170. We've all had our deaths faked.
I died from an unprovoked shark attack.
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172. Like you're standing by the seaside going,
"You bastard prick shark, come get me!"
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173. Wait a sec. How are you
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thief to catch thief.
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178. - Uh, thank you, Mishu. Thank you.
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185. Oh, come on, Professor.
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189. Patty, you don't need
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191. It's like saying "ATM machine."
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193. So, basically, you'd be saying
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200. Matzo-Pizza. Isn't that cute?
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the greatest supercomputer in the world.
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because it contains a human soul.
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Just our luck.
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237. Okay, okay. Look.
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240. No, no, no, no, no. You need to rest,
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250. - Yes.
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252. What you talking about, sleep?
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256. Anecdotally, in my country,
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12 p.m. in Dubrovnik.
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267. doing the "kiss the star" challenge,
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268. the latest Internet craze where people
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270. Or as the kids are calling it,
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287. No, no, no. Bad, bad Bigfoot.
No, come.
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- What?
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298. Did I?
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299. Sasquatch cleanup in Hall 3B.
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300. You know, Reilly,
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Wayne Gretzky's wedding big!
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- What's going on over there?
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309. Yeah, he's an Internet conspiracy guy.
He is nuttier than a squirrel turd!
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from the fake-news Hollywood elites,
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from deep state FEMA camps
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of the snake-people, the Illuminati.
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into Canaanite ritual gay sex in coffins,
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Stay vigilant!
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number one conspiracy theorist.
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the Illuminati, the Pentaverate, FIFA—
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329. Yeah, the Pentaverate!
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330. The five elite, so-called experts
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since the black plague.
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338. Hey, buddy, why don't you make
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343. Balloon juice.
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365. Fair warning, the shocks are shot,
there's no AC,
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366. I do have a bed in the back,
but we're gonna have to hot rack it.
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367. I just got a secondhand chemical toilet
that's a little bit on the fritz.
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- Yeah? Well, your mom likes my thing!
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389. You engineered a 1,000 kilometer,
concave, rotating Fresnel lens?
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390. Not me personally, but yes.
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391. How? I wasn't able
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392. You know, because I'm a failure.
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393. Shh.
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425. - What?
- Move over. My turn. My turn to drive.
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429. All right, we're halfway to Niagara Falls.
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430. We're about to pass my buddy Dick's hotel.
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431. Oh, there it is!
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432. "Big Dick's Halfway Inn"?
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433. Really?
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434. Yeah.
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435. Big Dick suffers from gigantism.
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436. Hence, the nickname "Big Dick."
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437. And he's always wanted to have a hotel
halfway between Toronto and Niagara Falls.
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438. You know, Halfway Inn!
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439. Yeah, Big Dick's Halfway Inn. Yeah.
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440. Oh! Did you see there?
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441. They had a gift store. Pants are half off.
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442. See? Reasonable prices.
But that's just who Dick is.
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443. I just hope people
can see past his prolapsed anus.
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444. Let Initiato begin.
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445. Whoa. Wait. Hold on.
Wait a minute now. What the…
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446. - Hold on!
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447. Hey, get your fucking hands
off me, man. Hey!
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448. Professor Clark,
should you accept Initiato,
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449. you shall join the Pentaverate,
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450. as learned men have done
for seven centuries.
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451. Behold,
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452. before you is a choice.
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453. Take the key, and you shall join us
in protecting the world.
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454. Take the pill,
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455. and you shall end your life.
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456. Those are my choices?
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457. That's not a lot of wiggle room, huh?
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458. I'm afraid not.
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459. You know,
I think he'll take the key.
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460. Nah, I bet you 100 work units
he takes the pill.
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461. What will be choice?
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462. Will it be "key" or "peele"?
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463. Come on, now.
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464. Okay,
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465. I choose…
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466. to accept the Pentaverate.
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467. The assent has been uttered!
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468. Place the pill inside the key.
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469. Now, let us begin Concludiato.
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470. Well-done, Professor.
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471. - Join us.
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472. We're approaching the border.
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473. You're gonna need these fake passports.
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474. Fannie Mae,
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475. Freddie Mac.
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476. Reilly,
are you sure I'm doing the right thing?
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477. I'm scared.
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478. That's how you know
it's the right thing, Ken.
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479. We're gonna get your job back.
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480. Cheese it.
It's the cops. Be cool.
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481. Nothing to see here.
We're just going through.
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482. Just a little nose candy
in my rectal vault, that's all.
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483. Nobody's El Chapo.
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484. Nobody's ISIS.
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485. Passports please.
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486. - All right.
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487. Let's expose the Pentaverate!
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488. Holy jumpin'!
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489. Canada is a little fuzzy, eh?
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490. Look how clear it is!
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491. Lord, stop an arsehole.
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492. Look how clear it is!
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