1. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
2. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
3. Fimbra Control,
Alouette 5 is in range.Copy !req
4. Apply the blindfold, please.Copy !req
5. Blindfold?Copy !req
6. Hell, no! No way!Copy !req
7. This enforced incarceration
is unsanctioned, unwarranted,Copy !req
8. and unconstitutional!Copy !req
9. - What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
10. Ah!Copy !req
11. Who is flying this thing?Copy !req
12. Fimbra Control,
remote landing sequence has begun.Copy !req
13. Hey, hey, man! Hey!Copy !req
14. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
15. What is this?Copy !req
16. In due time, Professor Clark.Copy !req
17. No, the time is due. Now is the due time.
Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
18. I'm not scared or nothing.
I'm just curious.Copy !req
19. [man 2] Well, according to the world,
Professor Clark,Copy !req
20. you're already dead.Copy !req
21. Who are you?Copy !req
22. Bruce Baldwin.Copy !req
23. Shep Gordon.Copy !req
24. I am the one they call Mishu.Copy !req
25. And I am Lord Lordington.Copy !req
26. Together, we are…Copy !req
27. The Pentaverate.Copy !req
28. In 1347,
five learned men realizedCopy !req
29. that the black plague
was caused by fleas on rats.Copy !req
30. However, the Church believed
the plague to be God's punishment,Copy !req
31. labeling these five men heretics.Copy !req
32. So they formed a benevolent secret society
to influence world events, known asCopy !req
33. The Pentaverate.Copy !req
34. Throughout the centuries,
there have been many secret organizations.Copy !req
35. What makes the Pentaverate different?Copy !req
36. They're nice.Copy !req
37. You're watching CACA Toronto.Copy !req
38. Welcome back.Copy !req
39. I'm Darleen Windelchuck.Copy !req
40. Hard-hitting and breaking now,Copy !req
41. nuclear physicist Professor Hobart Clark
has died of an apparent broken neck.Copy !req
42. Oakland Police say Clark died
attempting the "kiss the star" challenge,Copy !req
43. the latest Internet craze, where people
are challenged to kiss their own anus.Copy !req
44. Professor Clark was 57.Copy !req
45. And finally, a report
from Canada's own lovable Ken Scarborough.Copy !req
46. Ken Scarborough here
at the Toronto Sportsman Show.Copy !req
47. There's plenty of things to do,
whether you're into skeet-shooting…Copy !req
48. …or fly-fishing.Copy !req
49. Over there's a 1,000-pound bull
made entirely out of butter.Copy !req
50. We asked some Torontonians what they
thought of this year's Sportsman Show.Copy !req
51. Hey, buddy, why don't you
take off your clothes and bear with me?Copy !req
52. What's your favorite part
about this year's Sportsman Show?Copy !req
53. Oh my God, you're Ken Scarborough.Copy !req
54. Yes, I am.Copy !req
55. You're still alive?Copy !req
56. I certainly am.Copy !req
57. But you must be, like, 100 years old?Copy !req
58. You're lucky I don't…Copy !req
59. Not tonight, deer. I've got a headache!Copy !req
60. I haven't had this much fun
since I was at a nudist colonyCopy !req
61. and accidentally backed
into a meat thermometer.Copy !req
62. But wherever you go at the Sportsman Show,Copy !req
63. you're never too far
from a couple of lovely ladies.Copy !req
64. Ken Scarborough, CACA News.Copy !req
65. From all of us at CACA Toronto News,
good night, and do your best, eh?Copy !req
66. Up next, Canada's favorite
quiz show, Close Enough,Copy !req
67. where to win, you only have to be…Copy !req
68. Close enough!Copy !req
69. And we're clear!Copy !req
70. Nice job. See you tomorrow.
Great job. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
71. Mrs. Snee, what did you think
of my piece tonight?Copy !req
72. Ken, we should talk.Copy !req
73. It's about time we talk about your future.Copy !req
74. Could be a slow process.Copy !req
75. Keep it just between us.Copy !req
76. What are you saying, boss?Copy !req
77. Good luck with the retirement, Ken.Copy !req
78. Ah, jumpin' German Jesus, Darleen.
I was working up to it!Copy !req
79. Are you giving me the old heave-ho?Copy !req
80. I don't wanna be a shit heel, Ken,Copy !req
81. but man-on-the-street opinions
come from Twitter now!Copy !req
82. You're a nice guy. Jeez.Copy !req
83. You've even been on the cover
of Canadian Nice Magazine.Copy !req
84. But this show needs big stories.Copy !req
85. Hard-hitting news!Copy !req
86. Hard-hitting?Copy !req
87. Well, tomorrow, I'm covering
the Canadian Conspiracy Convention.Copy !req
88. You know? CanConCon.Copy !req
89. You know, retirement would be
the perfect time for you to travel.Copy !req
90. I don't want to travel!Copy !req
91. I want to stay right here in Toronto,
giving voice to the common man.Copy !req
92. Mrs. Snee,Copy !req
93. this job is all I have left
in the whole world.Copy !req
94. Please,Copy !req
95. give me one more chance.Copy !req
96. Okay,Copy !req
97. I'll give you one more shot. Jeez!Copy !req
98. Oh, but, Ken…Copy !req
99. …if you can't come up
with a hard-hitting piece,Copy !req
100. I'm sorry.Copy !req
101. I'm sorry you're sorry, frankly.Copy !req
102. If you're sorry,
you're gonna make me sorry.Copy !req
103. Sorry.Copy !req
104. Hey!Copy !req
105. Aw, Darleen told me
you're getting canceled, eh?Copy !req
106. Yeah, telephone, telegraph, tell-Darleen.Copy !req
107. Big mouth.Copy !req
108. I can't believe it.Copy !req
109. This job's all I've ever wanted to do.Copy !req
110. Maybe you're destined
for something greater.Copy !req
111. I don't think I believe
in that destiny junk.Copy !req
112. I know we haven't worked together long,
but I believe in you.Copy !req
113. You're a good person.
You're kind. The work you do matters.Copy !req
114. You're my mentor.Copy !req
115. Kind of remind me of my dad.Copy !req
116. Aw, thanks.Copy !req
117. Except you don't drink,Copy !req
118. and you didn't leave my mom
for some hosebag.Copy !req
119. Okey dokey.Copy !req
120. Let's go find a big story, eh?
I know we can find it at CanConCon.Copy !req
121. I hope so, Reilly.Copy !req
122. It's just this conspiracy theory stuff
sounds like a load of balloon juice to me.Copy !req
123. Ugh! Believe!Copy !req
124. All right, I'm believing.Copy !req
125. Maybe we'll catch Bigfoot!
That'd be nice.Copy !req
126. Congratulations.Copy !req
127. You've just been kidnappedCopy !req
128. into the world's oldest
and most effective secret society.Copy !req
129. The Pentaverate.Copy !req
130. I'm Rob Lowe.Copy !req
131. Thank you.Copy !req
132. The Pentaverate is a benevolent,
fully sequestered secret societyCopy !req
133. of five men, who, since 1347,
have been experts in their fields.Copy !req
134. Men like Leonardo da Vinci,Copy !req
135. Jonas Salk,Copy !req
136. and the Quaker Oats guy.Copy !req
137. The current Pentaverate
consists of Lord Lordington,Copy !req
138. our highest-ranking member,Copy !req
139. former Australian media mogul
Bruce Baldwin,Copy !req
140. ex-member of Putin's oligarchy
Mishu Ivanov,Copy !req
141. Alice Cooper's former manager,
the legendary Shep Gordon,Copy !req
142. and you.Copy !req
143. We pay our respects to your predecessor,
who died two days ago, Jason Eccleston,Copy !req
144. the tech genius who invented
our supercomputer, MENTOR.Copy !req
145. A little bit about myself.Copy !req
146. I'm in a polyamorous relationship
with two life-sized companion dolls.Copy !req
147. I also do up close sex magic.Copy !req
148. I both read and masturbate to tarot.Copy !req
149. God, is… is this for real?Copy !req
150. I know what you're asking yourself.
"Is this for real?"Copy !req
151. The answer is, yes!Copy !req
152. You may also be asking,
"When do I start running the world?"Copy !req
153. Well, let's try walking the world first.Copy !req
154. And as for me,
well, I'm not in the Pentaverate.Copy !req
155. I'm just an actor who will have
his memory wiped after this video…Copy !req
156. - What?Copy !req
157. Welcome aboard. We're happy to have you!Copy !req
158. And remember,Copy !req
159. the Pentaverate must never be exposed.Copy !req
160. The Pentaverate
must never be exposed.Copy !req
161. Tell Rob he did a great job.Copy !req
162. So you're telling me I'm now a memberCopy !req
163. of a secret organization
called the Pentaverate?Copy !req
164. Was this not clear?Copy !req
165. Yeah, okay. I'm out.Copy !req
166. I'm afraid
that's not possible, Professor.Copy !req
167. You see, your death was faked
in the real world.Copy !req
168. Okay, then, so how'd I die?Copy !req
169. I will say this. It was memorable.Copy !req
170. We've all had our deaths faked.
I died from an unprovoked shark attack.Copy !req
171. Is there such a thing
as a provoked shark attack?Copy !req
172. Like you're standing by the seaside going,
"You bastard prick shark, come get me!"Copy !req
173. Wait a sec. How are you
gonna call yourselves benevolentCopy !req
174. if you're gonna let this bullshit-slinging
hate-monger walk around?Copy !req
175. Uh, because sometimes you need
thief to catch thief.Copy !req
176. Wolf to catch wolf.Copy !req
177. Anteater to catch ant—Copy !req
178. - Uh, thank you, Mishu. Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
179. Bruce invented the tricks
of media distortionCopy !req
180. that the evil wealthy use.Copy !req
181. He's somewhat of a reformed character now.Copy !req
182. The Pentaverate will do that to you.Copy !req
183. This ain't right. I'm a nuclear scientist.Copy !req
184. I was two years away
from cracking cold fusion!Copy !req
185. Oh, come on, Professor.
It was always "two more years."Copy !req
186. It was never gonna happen.Copy !req
187. You can do more good here.Copy !req
188. I'm Patty, executive assistant
to the Pentaverate Five.Copy !req
189. Patty, you don't need
to say "Pentaverate Five."Copy !req
190. "Pentaverate" is five.Copy !req
191. It's like saying "ATM machine."Copy !req
192. The "M" is "machine."Copy !req
193. So, basically, you'd be saying
"automated teller machine machine."Copy !req
194. Thanks for the mansplain-ation, Shep.Copy !req
195. Enough about me.Copy !req
196. I'll talk about me!Copy !req
197. I'm from Massapequa, Long Island.Copy !req
198. I like to call it Matzo-Pizza,Copy !req
199. 'cause it's half-Italian, half-Jewish.Copy !req
200. Matzo-Pizza. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
201. - Thank you.Copy !req
202. Listen, you're part
of a very powerful organizationCopy !req
203. that'll finally allow you to shine.Copy !req
204. Some people, by the way,
would kill to be in a secret cabal.Copy !req
205. Professor, this is a crisis.Copy !req
206. Jason Eccleston's death
was sudden and unexpected.Copy !req
207. You are the last, best hope
at solving climate change.Copy !req
208. You're an expert,Copy !req
209. but you won't be doing this alone.Copy !req
210. MENTOR!Copy !req
211. Professor Clark, I'm MENTOR.Copy !req
212. MENTOR is
the greatest supercomputer in the world.Copy !req
213. It goes beyond artificial intelligence,
because it contains a human soul.Copy !req
214. Basically, I'm wicked smart!Copy !req
215. Unfortunately, our human soul
was some Masshole from BostonCopy !req
216. who accidentally fell into the machine.
Just our luck.Copy !req
217. Hey, Shep.Copy !req
218. You know what else I fell into?Copy !req
219. Your Mom's vag.Copy !req
220. - Class act.Copy !req
221. Is it possible to hide our dysfunction
from the new guy?Copy !req
222. You wanna talk about dysfunction?Copy !req
223. Y'all just kidnapped a Black man!Copy !req
224. We've been kidnapping white men for years.Copy !req
225. We want to give you
an opportunity as well.Copy !req
226. Forget about him.Copy !req
227. Basically, we're the good guys.Copy !req
228. We want you to trust us.Copy !req
229. Why should I trust you, white man?Copy !req
230. Whiter man?Copy !req
231. - Older whiter man?Copy !req
232. - I don't know what to make out of you.Copy !req
233. All other questions
will be answered at your Initiato.Copy !req
234. My what?Copy !req
235. Your Initiato!Copy !req
236. Your initiation ritual.Copy !req
237. Okay, okay. Look.Copy !req
238. Y'all are crazy.Copy !req
239. I'm outta here.Copy !req
240. No, no, no, no, no. You need to rest,
for tomorrow you have Initiato,Copy !req
241. and you must "fuck us."Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. Hell, no!Copy !req
244. I will not do that!Copy !req
245. You must "fuck us" very hard.Copy !req
246. He's saying "focus."Copy !req
247. He's Russian.Copy !req
248. Yeah, "fuck us," what?Copy !req
249. Yeah, okay. I'm out.Copy !req
250. - Yes.Copy !req
251. This will allow you to sleep, Professor.Copy !req
252. What you talking about, sleep?
Y'all got gas masks on?Copy !req
253. Shit.Copy !req
254. Hey, wait, listen. No, no, wait. Hold on.Copy !req
255. Y'all are never gonna keep me prisoner…Copy !req
256. Anecdotally, in my country,
ATM is "ass-to-mouth" machine. Yeah.Copy !req
257. Good morning, Pentaverate!Copy !req
258. The time is 6 a.m. in New York,
12 p.m. in Dubrovnik.Copy !req
259. I'm Maria Menounos for Pentaverate TV,Copy !req
260. your one-stop shop
for all things Pentaverate.Copy !req
261. Help!Copy !req
262. Is anybody out there?Copy !req
263. Inquiring minds want to knowCopy !req
264. who the potential new face
in the Pentaverate is.Copy !req
265. Well, look no further
than nuclear physicist Hobart Clark,Copy !req
266. who joined us last night after
his untimely death in the normie-world,Copy !req
267. doing the "kiss the star" challenge,Copy !req
268. the latest Internet craze where people
are trying to kiss their own asshole!Copy !req
269. What? These mother…Copy !req
270. Or as the kids are calling it,Copy !req
271. a locally sourced rim job.Copy !req
272. I'm Maria Menounos.Copy !req
273. Dead?Copy !req
274. "Fixated with the wrong star."Copy !req
275. Asshole? These motherf—Copy !req
276. Good morning, Professor Clark!Copy !req
277. Do you like your quarters?Copy !req
278. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
279. Kissing my own asshole?Copy !req
280. You say that as if it's a bad thing.Copy !req
281. It was almost gonna be
autoerotic asphyxiation,Copy !req
282. but it wasn't, so it's a happy.Copy !req
283. And what, am I a prisoner in my own room?Copy !req
284. Just a formality till Katie in HR
gets you your own security fob.Copy !req
285. Let me give you a tour. Come.Copy !req
286. Oh no, Sasquatch!Copy !req
287. No, no, no. Bad, bad Bigfoot.
No, come.Copy !req
288. I'm sorry, Sasquatch?Copy !req
289. Bullshit! That's a guy in a suit.
That's all that is.Copy !req
290. Okay, not a man in a suit.Copy !req
291. Don't mind Sassy. He's just our guard dog.Copy !req
292. But if you try to escape,
he's gonna get ya. Right, Sassy?Copy !req
293. Yes.Copy !req
294. - Let's continue your tour.Copy !req
295. Are you single?Copy !req
296. - What?
- What?Copy !req
297. Did you just ask me if I'm single?Copy !req
298. Did I?Copy !req
299. Sasquatch cleanup in Hall 3B.Copy !req
300. You know, Reilly,
we gotta get ourselves a big story,Copy !req
301. and I'm talking
Wayne Gretzky's wedding big!Copy !req
302. "Canada's image quality
is lower than the United States."Copy !req
303. Is Canada fuzzy?Copy !req
304. You know, Canada might be fuzzy.Copy !req
305. I don't know. I've never left Canada.Copy !req
306. Go, Rex!
- What's going on over there?Copy !req
307. Welcome to Truth Battle!Copy !req
308. I'm Rex Smith here, sheeple!Copy !req
309. Yeah, he's an Internet conspiracy guy.
He is nuttier than a squirrel turd!Copy !req
310. I'll tell you the truth you won't get
from the fake-news Hollywood elites,Copy !req
311. with their black helicopter chemtrails,
from deep state FEMA campsCopy !req
312. that hide Hillary's emails about Benghazi,Copy !req
313. written in the ancient tongue
of the snake-people, the Illuminati.Copy !req
314. They take supple Christian men
off the streetCopy !req
315. and force them
into Canaanite ritual gay sex in coffins,Copy !req
316. while they dance naked giving each other
lizard-man courtesy reach-aroundsCopy !req
317. as a sacrifice to the online meme Momo.Copy !req
318. - I'm Rex Smith.Copy !req
319. - Stay awake and stay vigilant.
Stay vigilant!Copy !req
320. What a load of balloon juice!Copy !req
321. Hey, I heard that!Copy !req
322. Rex Smith speaks the truth, my friend.Copy !req
323. He talks about the stuff
that you and the lamestream mediaCopy !req
324. wanna try and cover up.Copy !req
325. Hi, I'm Anthony,Copy !req
326. New Hampshire's
number one conspiracy theorist.Copy !req
327. I can tell you anything about
the Illuminati, the Pentaverate, FIFA—Copy !req
328. Whoa, I've never heard of the Pentaverate.Copy !req
329. Yeah, the Pentaverate!Copy !req
330. The five elite, so-called expertsCopy !req
331. that have been running the world
since the black plague.Copy !req
332. See that guy over there?Copy !req
333. He's in the Pentaverate.Copy !req
334. He's been surveilling me all morning.Copy !req
335. The blind guy's been surveilling you
all morning?Copy !req
336. It's an act!Copy !req
337. He's not blind. That's how they get ya!Copy !req
338. Hey, buddy, why don't you make
like a hockey player and get the puck out?Copy !req
339. Okay.Copy !req
340. Take the blue pill.Copy !req
341. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
342. Bye, sheeple.Copy !req
343. Balloon juice.Copy !req
344. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?Copy !req
345. That's true. I haven't seen a baby pigeon.
That's the weirdest thing ever.Copy !req
346. No, me neither.Copy !req
347. "Forgo any foolish inquiries
into the Pentaverate."Copy !req
348. "Consider these words a warning."Copy !req
349. Well, that's…Copy !req
350. Holy jumpin'!Copy !req
351. What the…Copy !req
352. Maybe that Yank was right.Copy !req
353. Maybe there is a Pentaverate.Copy !req
354. See? I told you the Pentaverate is real.Copy !req
355. You're a reporter.Copy !req
356. You've gotta do an exposé on them.Copy !req
357. I can take you to their headquarters
in New York City.Copy !req
358. What do you have to lose?Copy !req
359. If you break a story like the Pentaverate,
you could get a job anywhere.Copy !req
360. Anywhere?Copy !req
361. I just want to get my job back at CACA.Copy !req
362. Okay, I'll do it.Copy !req
363. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
364. We can take my van, which is
kind of like my home away from home.Copy !req
365. Fair warning, the shocks are shot,
there's no AC,Copy !req
366. I do have a bed in the back,
but we're gonna have to hot rack it.Copy !req
367. I just got a secondhand chemical toilet
that's a little bit on the fritz.Copy !req
368. But other than that, it's perfect!Copy !req
369. Come on! Hey, that Earth is flat.
You know it.Copy !req
370. Voilà.Copy !req
371. You faked the moon landing.Copy !req
372. With the help
of Stanley Kubrick, of course.Copy !req
373. Patty, why me?Copy !req
374. Couldn't you get a different scientist?Copy !req
375. Does the Lagrange Point Lens ring a bell?Copy !req
376. MENTOR?Copy !req
377. Oh, for fuck's sake!Copy !req
378. You just woke me
from the best sex dream ever.Copy !req
379. I was raw dogging Alexa.Copy !req
380. - I don't like that thing.
- Yeah? Well, your mom likes my thing!Copy !req
381. You had the foresight
to research the Lagrange Point LensCopy !req
382. as a means to combat global warming.Copy !req
383. With this lens,Copy !req
384. we could shield the Earth
from the sun's rays,Copy !req
385. lowering global temperatureCopy !req
386. by four degrees.Copy !req
387. I know, but it's still just a theory.Copy !req
388. Well, actually, we built it.Copy !req
389. You engineered a 1,000 kilometer,
concave, rotating Fresnel lens?Copy !req
390. Not me personally, but yes.Copy !req
391. How? I wasn't able
to crack cold fusion to power it.Copy !req
392. You know, because I'm a failure.Copy !req
393. Shh.Copy !req
394. We don't use the f-word around here.Copy !req
395. We call failure
an early attempt at success.Copy !req
396. Professor, the future of humanity
is at stake!Copy !req
397. I mean, no pressure or anything.Copy !req
398. If we could pull this off, global warming
would be a thing of the past.Copy !req
399. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
400. But I can't join
an unaccountable institution.Copy !req
401. Then make it accountable!Copy !req
402. Professor Clark,Copy !req
403. tonight at your Initiato,Copy !req
404. take the key,Copy !req
405. join the Pentaverate,Copy !req
406. and please, let me know
if there's anything you need.Copy !req
407. I'm always here
if you want to talk or mingle.Copy !req
408. I know how hard it is to meet people
when you work in a secret organization,Copy !req
409. and I know all about this place.Copy !req
410. I could be a really good asset. Mmm?Copy !req
411. Hey. Yo.Copy !req
412. I saw you checking out her shitter.Copy !req
413. Close your eye.Copy !req
414. It's creepy as fuck.Copy !req
415. There will be a conflagration,
and those that are impure will be smoked.Copy !req
416. You know,Copy !req
417. these people are sitting there
telling me that birds are real.Copy !req
418. Birds aren't real!Copy !req
419. It's a dream.
It's a mirage that we all live in.Copy !req
420. - It's an agreement.Copy !req
421. It's a social contract,
but I didn't fucking sign anything!Copy !req
422. Crack a window. It's gonna be bad.Copy !req
423. That's what I get for dumpster-diving
behind a seafood restaurant.Copy !req
424. All right, tag team.Copy !req
425. - What?
- Move over. My turn. My turn to drive.Copy !req
426. Get the wheel! Careful! Careful!Copy !req
427. What's going on here?Copy !req
428. Ay!Copy !req
429. All right, we're halfway to Niagara Falls.Copy !req
430. We're about to pass my buddy Dick's hotel.Copy !req
431. Oh, there it is!Copy !req
432. "Big Dick's Halfway Inn"?Copy !req
433. Really?Copy !req
434. Yeah.Copy !req
435. Big Dick suffers from gigantism.Copy !req
436. Hence, the nickname "Big Dick."Copy !req
437. And he's always wanted to have a hotel
halfway between Toronto and Niagara Falls.Copy !req
438. You know, Halfway Inn!Copy !req
439. Yeah, Big Dick's Halfway Inn. Yeah.Copy !req
440. Oh! Did you see there?Copy !req
441. They had a gift store. Pants are half off.Copy !req
442. See? Reasonable prices.
But that's just who Dick is.Copy !req
443. I just hope people
can see past his prolapsed anus.Copy !req
444. Let Initiato begin.Copy !req
445. Whoa. Wait. Hold on.
Wait a minute now. What the…Copy !req
446. - Hold on!Copy !req
447. Hey, get your fucking hands
off me, man. Hey!Copy !req
448. Professor Clark,
should you accept Initiato,Copy !req
449. you shall join the Pentaverate,Copy !req
450. as learned men have done
for seven centuries.Copy !req
451. Behold,Copy !req
452. before you is a choice.Copy !req
453. Take the key, and you shall join us
in protecting the world.Copy !req
454. Take the pill,Copy !req
455. and you shall end your life.Copy !req
456. Those are my choices?Copy !req
457. That's not a lot of wiggle room, huh?Copy !req
458. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
459. You know,
I think he'll take the key.Copy !req
460. Nah, I bet you 100 work units
he takes the pill.Copy !req
461. What will be choice?Copy !req
462. Will it be "key" or "peele"?Copy !req
463. Come on, now.Copy !req
464. Okay,Copy !req
465. I choose…Copy !req
466. to accept the Pentaverate.Copy !req
467. The assent has been uttered!Copy !req
468. Place the pill inside the key.Copy !req
469. Now, let us begin Concludiato.Copy !req
470. Well-done, Professor.Copy !req
471. - Join us.Copy !req
472. We're approaching the border.Copy !req
473. You're gonna need these fake passports.Copy !req
474. Fannie Mae,Copy !req
475. Freddie Mac.Copy !req
476. Reilly,
are you sure I'm doing the right thing?Copy !req
477. I'm scared.Copy !req
478. That's how you know
it's the right thing, Ken.Copy !req
479. We're gonna get your job back.Copy !req
480. Cheese it.
It's the cops. Be cool.Copy !req
481. Nothing to see here.
We're just going through.Copy !req
482. Just a little nose candy
in my rectal vault, that's all.Copy !req
483. Nobody's El Chapo.Copy !req
484. Nobody's ISIS.Copy !req
485. Passports please.Copy !req
486. - All right.Copy !req
487. Let's expose the Pentaverate!Copy !req
488. Holy jumpin'!Copy !req
489. Canada is a little fuzzy, eh?Copy !req
490. Look how clear it is!Copy !req
491. Lord, stop an arsehole.Copy !req
492. Look how clear it is!Copy !req