1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - To get to rain cloud city,Copy !req
3. I'll need my magic hairbrush.Copy !req
4. - Search the robot.Copy !req
5. I don't trust those blinky eyes.Copy !req
6. - That's right.Copy !req
7. It's in the enchanted wardrobe.Copy !req
8. - Forget the hairbrush.Copy !req
9. Don't turn your back on blinky.Copy !req
10. You call this Educational TV?Copy !req
11. - It's the Lunacorns.Copy !req
12. They teach all about
the wonders of imagination,Copy !req
13. good citizenship,
and proper grooming.Copy !req
14. - Oh, well, all in favorCopy !req
15. of never letting Private
pick the channel again?Copy !req
16. - Aye.
- Nay.Copy !req
17. - Another big win
for democracy.Copy !req
18. Zap!Copy !req
19. Shirtless Ninja Action Theater!Copy !req
20. - Ooh, now,
that's more like it.Copy !req
21. - Yes!Copy !req
22. We'll be right back
after these messages.Copy !req
23. - What?
- Oh.Copy !req
24. - Miss Perky,Copy !req
25. you're my best friend.Copy !req
26. - Wow!Copy !req
27. Hey, hey, look!Copy !req
28. Hey, look at me!Copy !req
29. - I love you too.Copy !req
30. Miss Perky, you can talk.Copy !req
31. That's right, kids.Copy !req
32. Thanks to advanced
voice chip technology,Copy !req
33. New Chatty Miss Perky
can really talk.Copy !req
34. - A voice chip?Copy !req
35. But that takes all the magic
out of playing pretend.Copy !req
36. Who'd even want a chatty—Copy !req
37. - All conversation simulated.Copy !req
38. Doll does not really love you.Copy !req
39. Hey, hey!Copy !req
40. You! Yeah, you!Copy !req
41. - Kowalski,
lovesick psycho option.Copy !req
42. - I believe
I could convert your dollCopy !req
43. to the talking design.Copy !req
44. Of course, I'd need a voice chipCopy !req
45. from one of the new
chatty models,Copy !req
46. but any toy store should—Copy !req
47. - Hey!Copy !req
48. Whoa!Copy !req
49. - Come on, come on,
come on, come on! We're ready!Copy !req
50. - I have a visual
on the voice chips.Copy !req
51. - And not a human around.Copy !req
52. Roll out.Copy !req
53. - Okay, guys,
that's 9:00.Copy !req
54. Unbolt the doors and stand back.Copy !req
55. - Oof!Copy !req
56. Ooh!Copy !req
57. - Talking penguin?Copy !req
58. What is this, 2005?Copy !req
59. - Maybe at a different
toy store?Copy !req
60. Perhaps direct from the factory?Copy !req
61. - Egad!Copy !req
62. Chatty Miss Perky must be
the hottest toy on the market.Copy !req
63. - Maybe it's for the best,
Rico.Copy !req
64. No voice chip could ever compareCopy !req
65. with the magic
of your own imagination.Copy !req
66. - Stow your groan, soldier.Copy !req
67. Looks like those sharks
missed some molded plastic chum.Copy !req
68. - Oh, oh.Copy !req
69. Blah!Copy !req
70. Ha?Copy !req
71. - False alarm.Copy !req
72. Just a bunch of those
TV Moon Horses.Copy !req
73. The Lunacorns!Copy !req
74. Princess Self-Respectra.Copy !req
75. Prince Shares-A-Lot.Copy !req
76. They're all here.Copy !req
77. Why, I'm surprisedCopy !req
78. everyone's not swarming
over these toys instead.Copy !req
79. - Yes.
That's a real puzzler.Copy !req
80. Hmm.
- Duck!Copy !req
81. The feeding frenzy's begun!Copy !req
82. - Ah, jeez.Copy !req
83. Another load of those froofy
horsey things came back unsold.Copy !req
84. Oh, well.Copy !req
85. Melty, melty.Copy !req
86. - I just can't stand to seeCopy !req
87. the poor maniac down like this.Copy !req
88. - Not even
the awesome might of scienceCopy !req
89. can make his doll speak
without a voice chip.Copy !req
90. - Ah, well,
that's nighty time for me, then.Copy !req
91. - Private's right.Copy !req
92. Better to tackle this
after a good night's shut-eye.Copy !req
93. Uh, Private?Copy !req
94. - What?Copy !req
95. I had to save one Lunacorn,
just one.Copy !req
96. - I didn't know
she glowed in the dark.Copy !req
97. - Hugs for everyone.Copy !req
98. - I didn't know
she could do that either.Copy !req
99. - Hmm.Copy !req
100. Obviously equipped
with some sort of voice... chip.Copy !req
101. - A horsey-to-dolly
voice chip transplant?Copy !req
102. Are you mad?Copy !req
103. - Well, with great risk
comes great reward.Copy !req
104. - All I askCopy !req
105. is that you be as gentleCopy !req
106. as the Lunacorns themselves.Copy !req
107. - Oh, then you may want
to sleep through this one.Copy !req
108. - Ah, I was wondering
where that rolled off to.Copy !req
109. What's going on?Copy !req
110. - Rise and shine, Rico.Copy !req
111. It's time to meet
your new and improved dolly.Copy !req
112. - Ta-da.
- Go on.Copy !req
113. Give her a little squeeze.Copy !req
114. - You're very special to me.Copy !req
115. - Whoo!Copy !req
116. - Friends don't judge friends.Copy !req
117. Your heart is beautiful.Copy !req
118. - Everybody's welcome
in Imagi-Nation.Copy !req
119. - Hey!
Pretty lady, whoa.Copy !req
120. Why don't you drop that thingCopy !req
121. and get with the King?Copy !req
122. - Say what?Copy !req
123. - No, no, I was talking
to the pretty lady.Copy !req
124. You hear me talking
with those pretty ears,Copy !req
125. pretty lady?Copy !req
126. - You sure
you want to be doing that?Copy !req
127. - Oh, no,
it's okay,Copy !req
128. because she is attractive,Copy !req
129. and I am wooing her.Copy !req
130. Check this out. Check it out.Copy !req
131. Hey-ey, baby!Copy !req
132. Was your mama a fighter pilot?Copy !req
133. Because when she had you,Copy !req
134. she dropped a bomb.Copy !req
135. And check it.
It got another one, Maurice.Copy !req
136. Watch this. Hey, baby!Copy !req
137. Does your face hurt?Copy !req
138. 'Cause it's killing me.Copy !req
139. - When you hurt others,
you only hurt yourself.Copy !req
140. - Huh?
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
141. Listen to the plastic lady.Copy !req
142. - Be nice to everyone,Copy !req
143. and everyone
will be nice to you.Copy !req
144. - What you talking about?Copy !req
145. - Wait.
Hold on a second, buddy.Copy !req
146. Have you never had
a talking lady friend before?Copy !req
147. - Mm, not really.Copy !req
148. - Then listen up
to King Julien.Copy !req
149. The lady friends,Copy !req
150. they like to tell you all kinds
of crazy things, right?Copy !req
151. But there's a simple way
to deal with all of this.Copy !req
152. Do everything she says
and shut up about it, okay?Copy !req
153. - Uh...Copy !req
154. okay.Copy !req
155. - Negative.Copy !req
156. We do not take dollies
on undercover missions.Copy !req
157. - Fun gets bigger
when you share it.Copy !req
158. All right.Copy !req
159. Just this once.Copy !req
160. - But tell her
to keep her profile lowCopy !req
161. and her voice chip shut.Copy !req
162. - All right!Copy !req
163. - Uh, coming up,Copy !req
164. make a left.Copy !req
165. - You'll never be lost
if you follow your heart.Copy !req
166. - Okay!Copy !req
167. - I said left.
Left!Copy !req
168. - Once again, it should be
the first left, then—Copy !req
169. - Hooray for puppies!Copy !req
170. - Hey, there's a puppy.Copy !req
171. - No, Rico!
Those aren't puppies!Copy !req
172. - I call rainbows
"upside-down color smiles."Copy !req
173. - Huh.Copy !req
174. - Comman-do,
not comman-dolly.Copy !req
175. Think about that,
and let me knowCopy !req
176. when you get
your head on straight.Copy !req
177. - Always listen
to the lady friend!Copy !req
178. - In addition
to echoey flashback voices,Copy !req
179. I also do impressions.Copy !req
180. Check it out.Copy !req
181. This is Mort.Copy !req
182. I love feetCopy !req
183. because I'm a dum-dum head.Copy !req
184. Yay!Copy !req
185. That was dead-on, right?Copy !req
186. - I love flowers, moonbeams,
and nonviolent protests.Copy !req
187. - What in the name
of incense and peppermints?Copy !req
188. No. No.Copy !req
189. No!Copy !req
190. - What is it, Skipper?Copy !req
191. - He's gone hippie.Copy !req
192. - Peace, man.Copy !req
193. - What have you done,
soldier?Copy !req
194. - No, Skipper.
We did this.Copy !req
195. That Lunacorn chip never
belonged in a Miss Perky doll.Copy !req
196. It violates all laws of natureCopy !req
197. and injection-molded plastic.Copy !req
198. - I do like his shirt. Ooh.Copy !req
199. - Tell me there's an antidoteCopy !req
200. for this lovey-dovey
brain poisoning.Copy !req
201. - I suggest 20ccs
of senseless destruction, stat.Copy !req
202. - Come on, Rico.
Come on.Copy !req
203. Let's go blow something up.Copy !req
204. - Uh-uh.Copy !req
205. Back off, baby.Copy !req
206. - Yeah, what are you gonna do,
moonbeam?Copy !req
207. Uh!
- It's good to be good.Copy !req
208. - I thought hippies
were nonviolent.Copy !req
209. - Ah, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
210. - "Please" and "thank you"
are magic words.Copy !req
211. - Stop that hippie!Copy !req
212. - Rainbows.Copy !req
213. Sunshine.Copy !req
214. Flowers. Moonbeams.Copy !req
215. Smiles.
- Ooh.Copy !req
216. - Ha!Copy !req
217. - Puppies!Copy !req
218. Let's go to Rain Cloud City.Copy !req
219. - Okay!
- Stop!Copy !req
220. You've twisted everything
that Lunacorns stand for.Copy !req
221. But there's one thing
you can't defeat.Copy !req
222. All you need is star kisses,
moon hugs,Copy !req
223. and a pixie ticketCopy !req
224. to the peaceful land
of Imagi-Nation.Copy !req
225. Lunacorn!Copy !req
226. - Rico, compadre,Copy !req
227. I know that doll's words
sound sweet,Copy !req
228. but they're built
on a unicorn-fueled lie.Copy !req
229. Are you prepared to throw awayCopy !req
230. our entire brotherhood
over that?Copy !req
231. - Yep.
- Let's be special friends.Copy !req
232. - Say what?Copy !req
233. - Friends? Oh, no.Copy !req
234. That's girl code for,
"I never want to see you again."Copy !req
235. - Rico, I-I think
she's breaking up with you.Copy !req
236. - Let's be friends. Friends.Copy !req
237. Friends. Special friends.Copy !req
238. - Chin up, soldier.Copy !req
239. You're a real catch.Copy !req
240. I'm sure one day,
she'll come around.Copy !req
241. - What's that,
Miss Perky?Copy !req
242. You say you've changed
your mind?Copy !req
243. I love Rico just the way he is.Copy !req
244. - Oh!Copy !req
245. Oh, man.Copy !req
246. Wow.Copy !req
247. Wow.Copy !req
248. - Well, score one
for imagination after all.Copy !req
249. - Huzzah.Copy !req
250. - And the voice chip evidence?Copy !req
251. - Already disposing of it.Copy !req
252. - You're very special to me.Copy !req
253. - Oh, ho.Copy !req
254. Right back at you, baby.Copy !req
255. - Uh...Copy !req
256. - Quiet, Maurice.Copy !req
257. I am wooing this smoothie.Copy !req
258. - Yeah, yeah. You can consider
the shot approved, Jim.Copy !req
259. Oh, sure. It's perfect
for this year's ad campaign.Copy !req
260. It's got an animal in it, right?Copy !req
261. Done.Copy !req
262. - Private,
watch the door.Copy !req
263. - Rico, secure a perimeter.Copy !req
264. - Kowalski, talk to me.Copy !req
265. - Logging back on, Skipper.Copy !req
266. But status remains unchanged.Copy !req
267. We're stuck.Copy !req
268. - Unacceptable, soldier.Copy !req
269. We need to find a way
to break through.Copy !req
270. Try the red ten
on the Black Jack.Copy !req
271. Keep shuffling, man.Copy !req
272. If that ace of diamonds
doesn't turn up soon—Copy !req
273. - Skipper, someone's coming.Copy !req
274. - Screen saver on.Copy !req
275. Rico, lights out.Copy !req
276. - Attack!Copy !req
277. Ringtail.Copy !req
278. - Oh, why, hello, neighbor.Copy !req
279. Funny running into you here.Copy !req
280. - Nothing funny about it.Copy !req
281. We're here on a high-priority
covert operation.Copy !req
282. - So I see.Copy !req
283. Red eight on the black nine,
by the way.Copy !req
284. - And we are here
to sneak a previewCopy !req
285. of the photographic
that will be usedCopy !req
286. to advertise this zoo's
bestest selling point.Copy !req
287. - Si!
That's us!Copy !req
288. - But if you look at it
more closelyCopy !req
289. and cover this part
of your eye like so,Copy !req
290. you will see
that it is mostly of me.Copy !req
291. - You can't just waltz
into a secure area, Ringtail.Copy !req
292. - What if somebody
had seen you?Copy !req
293. - But everybody
should be seeing me.Copy !req
294. Is that not the point
of postering my faceCopy !req
295. all over the city?Copy !req
296. - Our entire operation
depends on total secrecy.Copy !req
297. When we operate,
we're invisible, like ghosts.Copy !req
298. Whoosh!Copy !req
299. Like the wind.Copy !req
300. - But, Skipper, I thought
we were like ghosts.Copy !req
301. - We're like a ghostly windCopy !req
302. or a windy ghost.Copy !req
303. It doesn't really matter.Copy !req
304. Kowalski, explicate.Copy !req
305. - We move in.
We move out.Copy !req
306. We leave no visible traces
behind.Copy !req
307. - Oh, really?Copy !req
308. - Then how is it
that you are explaining this?Copy !req
309. Visibility!Copy !req
310. - Buck up, boys.Copy !req
311. We just need to do
a little damage control.Copy !req
312. That's all.
- Oh!Copy !req
313. How much damage are we gonna
need to control, exactly?Copy !req
314. - Well, when they
blow up the shot,Copy !req
315. we are going
to be plastered acrossCopy !req
316. every billboard and bus stop
in Manhattan.Copy !req
317. - Oh, dear.Copy !req
318. Our cover will be blown.Copy !req
319. - Yeah, well, it gets worse.Copy !req
320. Skipper, you better
have a look at this.Copy !req
321. - What? I don't see—
wait.Copy !req
322. What is that stuck to my foot?
Is that—Copy !req
323. - It is.Copy !req
324. Toilet tissue.Copy !req
325. - TP foot.
Insult to injury.Copy !req
326. - Comparing it
to this tissue sample,Copy !req
327. I would say it is two—
no, three-ply.Copy !req
328. So, you know, there's that.Copy !req
329. - There must be something
we can do.Copy !req
330. - If we can interceptCopy !req
331. the transmission
of that photographCopy !req
332. before it gets sent off
to the zoo's advertising agency,Copy !req
333. it might be possible
to digitally alter the imageCopy !req
334. and remove
any incriminating evidence.Copy !req
335. - Right. It's off
to the photographer, boys.Copy !req
336. We go in. We go out.Copy !req
337. We stay invisible.Copy !req
338. - Like ghosts.Copy !req
339. - And/or the wind.Copy !req
340. - What is this?Copy !req
341. Hmm. Huh.Copy !req
342. If I didn't know better,Copy !req
343. I'd almost think that lemur
was shaking his booty at me.Copy !req
344. Ah, well, off you go
to the ad agency, boys.Copy !req
345. - The doorbell at this hour?Copy !req
346. - Operation shutterbug
is a go.Copy !req
347. Alert. Alert.Copy !req
348. Shutterbug is returning
to the cocoon.Copy !req
349. - Kowalski,
he's heading right for you.Copy !req
350. - Private, you need
to buy Kowalski some time,Copy !req
351. and you need to do it now.Copy !req
352. - My burrito, already?Copy !req
353. - Kowalski,
status report.Copy !req
354. - Not sure about
the retinal eye scan.Copy !req
355. - Skipper,
I'm compromised!Copy !req
356. - I'm thinking
this is not normal.Copy !req
357. - Kowalski,
it's now or never.Copy !req
358. - I've managed
to isolate and enlargeCopy !req
359. the target area of the photo.Copy !req
360. What's going on?Copy !req
361. - This is chuck—Copy !req
362. - Hey!Copy !req
363. - Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
364. Is this place haunted by ghosts
or something?Copy !req
365. - Or the wind,
whatever works.Copy !req
366. - Preparing to delete.Copy !req
367. - File sent.Copy !req
368. - Oh, boy.Copy !req
369. - I think the file
was just sent out.Copy !req
370. - Kowalski,
report.Copy !req
371. Did you dispatch
a doctored version of the photo?Copy !req
372. - Well, yes.
Only I inadvertentlyCopy !req
373. enlarged the incriminating
portion of the shotCopy !req
374. instead of removing it.
- But that's worse.Copy !req
375. I thought
they called it "doctoring"Copy !req
376. because it's supposed
to make things better.Copy !req
377. - I was able to grabCopy !req
378. a business card
for the ad agency.Copy !req
379. - Right.
Let's go.Copy !req
380. - Moving on to the new
central park zoo campaign.Copy !req
381. - Oh!
- Oh, my.Copy !req
382. - What are those,
penguins?Copy !req
383. - Remember the rules
of engagement, boys.Copy !req
384. We only use violence
if absolutely necessary...Copy !req
385. or if I say so.Copy !req
386. - This is the approved shotCopy !req
387. for the zoo campaign?
Are you sure?Copy !req
388. - A flamethrower doesn't really
seem family-friendly to me.Copy !req
389. - Ooh, I got the tagline
for this.Copy !req
390. "Killer commando penguins."Copy !req
391. It sells itself.Copy !req
392. - Hey, look,
this pudgy one'sCopy !req
393. got toilet paper
stuck to his foot.Copy !req
394. - Paper pudgy penguins perform!Copy !req
395. I love it!Copy !req
396. - Sweep and clear.Copy !req
397. - For the record,
that's all muscle.Copy !req
398. - Skipper, the bagel!Copy !req
399. - File sent.Copy !req
400. - And so it goes
to the print shop.Copy !req
401. - Only now with a caption:Copy !req
402. "Killer commando penguins."Copy !req
403. - I'd go to that zoo.Copy !req
404. - Security! Open up!Copy !req
405. - Damage control.Copy !req
406. To the printer, boys.Copy !req
407. - Okay, 10,000 copies
should do it.Copy !req
408. Uh, hey,
what's stuck on his foot?Copy !req
409. - Humiliate him.Copy !req
410. - Come on, laughing boy.Copy !req
411. Take a load off.Copy !req
412. All right, who's the idiot?Copy !req
413. - Apparently, you are.Copy !req
414. - Come on. Come on.Copy !req
415. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
416. - Skipper, your toe.Copy !req
417. - What?Copy !req
418. More toilet paper?Copy !req
419. - Well, 1 down,Copy !req
420. 999,999 to go.Copy !req
421. - Initiate operation
stop the presses.Copy !req
422. - Slow it down, Kowalski.Copy !req
423. They're coming out too fast.Copy !req
424. - Right.Copy !req
425. You know what?Copy !req
426. I am not even going to pretend
this will work.Copy !req
427. - Oh, paper cut!Copy !req
428. Medic! Medic!Copy !req
429. - Oof!Copy !req
430. Thud!Copy !req
431. - Ooh!
- Ah!Copy !req
432. - Oh!
- Hey!Copy !req
433. - Oh!
- Ah!Copy !req
434. - Ooh!
- Please!Copy !req
435. - Ooh!Copy !req
436. - Heh, heh.Copy !req
437. - Our cover's blown.Copy !req
438. Game over.Copy !req
439. Rico, activate self-destruct.Copy !req
440. - Self-destruct sequence
initiated.Copy !req
441. Hydrogen core meltdown
in five minutes.Copy !req
442. - Well, I guess
this is good-bye.Copy !req
443. We're gonna have to go
our separate ways.Copy !req
444. I have assigned each of you
new identities.Copy !req
445. Kowalski, your new name
is Senorita Esmeralda Ramirez.Copy !req
446. You rent snorkeling equipmentCopy !req
447. to the happy turistas
in Puerto Vallarta.Copy !req
448. - Gracias, o capitan.Copy !req
449. - Rico, you now teach
advanced linguisticsCopy !req
450. at the University of Chicago.Copy !req
451. Do you think
you can handle that?Copy !req
452. - As if I had to ask.Copy !req
453. Private, you will become
an ingenious TV detectiveCopy !req
454. known simply as The Puzzler.Copy !req
455. - And now for the unveiling
of our new campaign.Copy !req
456. Whoo. Hoo.Copy !req
457. I cannot wait to seeCopy !req
458. my own gangly beautyness
on display.Copy !req
459. - Uh, that's not
how I remember it exactly.Copy !req
460. - Skipper, look.Copy !req
461. It's all smeared and smattered.Copy !req
462. - Our cover is secure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
463. - So once again, we remain
invisible and undetected,Copy !req
464. our actions
completely unnoticed by the—Copy !req
465. - Self-destruct
in three, two, one.Copy !req