1. - There he is. Get him.Copy !req
2. Get him!Copy !req
3. - Welcome to the Gala debutCopy !req
4. of our Central Park
Zoological Menagerie.Copy !req
5. We celebrate this splendiferous
occasion of todayCopy !req
6. and look forward to the grand
possibilities of tomorrowCopy !req
7. with the burial of this
centennial time capsule.Copy !req
8. 100 years from this day,
the children of our children...Copy !req
9. - Sorry, squirrel.
End of the line.Copy !req
10. Now, where's the key?Copy !req
11. - Right here.
See for yourself.Copy !req
12. - No. Don't look into the eyes!Copy !req
13. The key! Get the key!Copy !req
14. - Not today.Copy !req
15. And not for 100 years.Copy !req
16. - Ha-ha!
You won't crack that lock,Copy !req
17. you villainous rodents.
Tallyho!Copy !req
18. - And now,
100 years after it was buriedCopy !req
19. with pomp and pageantry,Copy !req
20. all eyes are on the unearthingCopy !req
21. of the zoo's centennial
time capsule.Copy !req
22. What wonder will we find within?Copy !req
23. This is Chuck Charles
live on the scene.Copy !req
24. - We've got company, Skipper.Copy !req
25. The rats are removing something
from the zoo time capsule.Copy !req
26. Appears to be some sort of key.Copy !req
27. And they're getting away.
- Oh, no, they're not.Copy !req
28. Private and I
are on the way over. Over.Copy !req
29. - The stories were true!Copy !req
30. - And now the lost treasure
of the golden squirrelCopy !req
31. will finally belong
to the rats!Copy !req
32. - Totally. And this key
is the key to us finding it,Copy !req
33. which makes it a key, like,
both in the literalCopy !req
34. and metaphorical sense.Copy !req
35. How deep is that?
- Whatever that key is,Copy !req
36. you don't get it,
literally or metaphorically.Copy !req
37. - Yah!Copy !req
38. - No way!
He took the key! Get him!Copy !req
39. - Literally?
- Just get the key.Copy !req
40. - Ah!Copy !req
41. Maurice, read to me
the latest balanceCopy !req
42. from the vault
of the royal treasury.Copy !req
43. - A buck forty in change,Copy !req
44. two subway tokens,
one bottle cap—Copy !req
45. - Eh! The king must have enough
wealth and treasureCopy !req
46. to keep him 100%
out of touchCopy !req
47. to the needs of his
common subjects.Copy !req
48. - Like me!Copy !req
49. - Whoa! Ohh! Skipper!Copy !req
50. - Hang tight, Private.Copy !req
51. - Yes! Awesome!
Check me out.Copy !req
52. The key to this squirrel's swag
is totally—oh!Copy !req
53. - Looks like we're all out
of wealth and treasure,Copy !req
54. unless some just happens
to drop out of the sky.Copy !req
55. - Ooh.Copy !req
56. - Now, what could this
possibly—Copy !req
57. - Get him!Copy !req
58. - But, Skipper, shouldn't we
return this keyCopy !req
59. to the zoo time capsule?Copy !req
60. - Of course we should.Copy !req
61. But do you have any idea
what this key could mean?Copy !req
62. Tell him, Kowalski.
- The promise of mystery,Copy !req
63. adventure, hidden clues,
action set pieces, red herrings,Copy !req
64. diabolical double-crosses,
and a thrilling climaxCopy !req
65. that ultimately bashes us
all over the headCopy !req
66. with a lesson about
the importanceCopy !req
67. of nonmaterial possessions.Copy !req
68. - Exactly, who could say no
to a good old-fashionedCopy !req
69. treasure hunt?
- Excuse me a little bit.Copy !req
70. But I think I heard "treasure"
in and amongst those words.Copy !req
71. And since I touched that key
for 26 seconds,Copy !req
72. I am entitled to half of it.Copy !req
73. - Kowalksi,
accounting analysis.Copy !req
74. - Uh, 26 seconds
of 9/10 of the lawCopy !req
75. equals 50% share.Copy !req
76. Well, I question his motives,
but his math is impeccable.Copy !req
77. - Fine, Ringtail.
But if you get in my wayCopy !req
78. on this road to high adventure,Copy !req
79. I'm running you over.Copy !req
80. - Bushy tail?Copy !req
81. Are you home?
We need squirrel intel.Copy !req
82. - Ordinarily,
when I think intelligence,Copy !req
83. I would not think Fred.Copy !req
84. - Guys, guys, shh.Copy !req
85. My granny's up in the tree
trying to take a nap.Copy !req
86. So let's all talk like this.Copy !req
87. - Sorry, Fred.
This should just take a second.Copy !req
88. - We need you to take a look
at this squirrel artifact.Copy !req
89. - Hmm. Hmm. Okay, then.
Later, guys.Copy !req
90. - Fred.
- The key! What about—Copy !req
91. - Shh!
- The key.Copy !req
92. - Hmm, what about it?Copy !req
93. - Well, we were hoping
you could...Copy !req
94. tell us something about it?Copy !req
95. - Oh, tell you something
about it.Copy !req
96. You said just look at it.Copy !req
97. Tell you something about it.Copy !req
98. Hmm, yeah, that's harder.Copy !req
99. - Wait, what was it you said
you heard the rat say?Copy !req
100. The hidden something
of the glorious somethingCopy !req
101. with the treasure on top?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
102. It was the, uh—
the missing...Copy !req
103. no, that's not it.
The, uh...Copy !req
104. the enchanted—Copy !req
105. - The lost treasure
of the golden squirrel!Copy !req
106. - Dah!
- Ah!Copy !req
107. - Yes, lost treasure!Copy !req
108. Eh, this is real treasure,
right?Copy !req
109. Not one of those
"friendship is the greatestCopy !req
110. treasure of all" deals?Copy !req
111. Because you can't trade
friendship for, you know,Copy !req
112. the goods and the services.Copy !req
113. - Hidden clues will guide you.Copy !req
114. Now that the key
has been exposed,Copy !req
115. you must find the treasure
and destroy it!Copy !req
116. - There, you see?
We must use the keyCopy !req
117. to find the treasure and—wait.Copy !req
118. Did you say,
"destroy the treasure,"Copy !req
119. not, "spend it all
as fast as possible"?Copy !req
120. - You must follow me.
There isn't much time.Copy !req
121. - Ho-ho-hold on.
Why would we go throughCopy !req
122. all the trouble of finding
that treasureCopy !req
123. if we're just gonna destroy it?
- That does seem illogical.Copy !req
124. If the treasure is so dangerous,
why not just leave it hidden?Copy !req
125. - Because there are those
with greed in their soulsCopy !req
126. who will stop at nothing
until they have the treasure.Copy !req
127. The rats!Copy !req
128. - Of course.
Imagine what the rats would doCopy !req
129. if they ever got control
of that much wealth and power.Copy !req
130. - I'd try, but I can't.Copy !req
131. Too busy imagining
what I would do.Copy !req
132. - Right, it's your basicCopy !req
133. race-for-the-hidden-treasure
scenario.Copy !req
134. - But how, Skipper?
How do we even knowCopy !req
135. where to begin looking?
- Behold, the key.Copy !req
136. - Uhh.
- Eh.Copy !req
137. - Fred, your granny
is brilliant.Copy !req
138. - She sure is.
- How is itCopy !req
139. that she knows so much
about the treasure?Copy !req
140. - Oh, wait, you mean her,
because that's not my granny.Copy !req
141. - What do you mean
that's not your granny?Copy !req
142. - I told you, my granny's back
at the tree taking a nap.Copy !req
143. - Fred, she hugged you.Copy !req
144. - Well, yeah, I mean, that did
strike me as a bit odd.Copy !req
145. But hey, what am I gonna do,
say no to a hug?Copy !req
146. I love hugs.
- Here! Here it is...Copy !req
147. in the zoo.
- Marlene's place.Copy !req
148. - Boss, did you hear that?Copy !req
149. - They're going after the first
clue to the treasure.Copy !req
150. - Awesome. Less work for us.Copy !req
151. If you have to work
to get treasure,Copy !req
152. that's just like a job,
you know?Copy !req
153. - Okay, careful. Watch out.
That's delicate—hey!Copy !req
154. Who didn't wipe their feet?Copy !req
155. - Hmm?Copy !req
156. - I'm sorry, what was it exactly
that you were looking for,Copy !req
157. you know, here,
here in my house?Copy !req
158. - My head makes "thumps!"Copy !req
159. - Could be anything, Marlene—Copy !req
160. trapdoor,
recessed antechamber,Copy !req
161. Rico, solve this mystery.Copy !req
162. - Okay, enough.
This is my home.Copy !req
163. I know every inch of this place,Copy !req
164. and there are no trapdoors.Copy !req
165. There are no recessed
antechambers.Copy !req
166. No...Copy !req
167. Hidden staircases?Copy !req
168. - Okay. I'm a-okay.Copy !req
169. I calculate that I'm about
halfway dow—Copy !req
170. - Ah!Copy !req
171. - Wow, this actually adds a lot
of square footage to my place.Copy !req
172. - Fred, can you take
a look at theseCopy !req
173. mysterious squirrel carvings?Copy !req
174. - Not a problem.Copy !req
175. - When I say,
"look at them, Fred,"Copy !req
176. I mean, "Can you read them?"
- Oh, read them.Copy !req
177. Well, sure I can,
but, you know, that's harder.Copy !req
178. - Skipper, it looks like this
section of the tunnelCopy !req
179. was part of the city's
original sewer system.Copy !req
180. - I could convert this
into a killer game room,Copy !req
181. you know,
get some light in here,Copy !req
182. foosball, maybe air hockey.Copy !req
183. - Hey, guys? It says,
"ahead lies the pathCopy !req
184. "to the treasure
of the golden squirrelCopy !req
185. and certain riches."Copy !req
186. - Marlene!Copy !req
187. - Oh, and, guys, this part says
something about traps.Copy !req
188. Yeah, deadly traps.Copy !req
189. Maybe I should have read
that part first, huh?Copy !req
190. - Ah!Copy !req
191. - Skipper, look!
There it is!Copy !req
192. That must be the clue.Copy !req
193. A mysterious ancient map!Copy !req
194. It's classic.
- Well, then, what is itCopy !req
195. that we are waiting for?
- Not so fast, Ringtail.Copy !req
196. This whole place
is no-doubtedly booby-trapped.Copy !req
197. - Of course. Do you really think
that I would be so carelessCopy !req
198. as to just fling myself
after the map?Copy !req
199. Mort!Copy !req
200. Deal with the booby traps.Copy !req
201. - "Booby" sounds fun!Copy !req
202. - Mort, no!Copy !req
203. - Ah, yeah!
Can I do it again?Copy !req
204. - There.
Was that so hard?Copy !req
205. Ah!
- Follow me.Copy !req
206. - We'll take that map...Copy !req
207. and the key!Copy !req
208. - Aaagh!Copy !req
209. - Uh. Mine!Copy !req
210. - Yagh!Copy !req
211. - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
212. - Move it!
- Marlene!Copy !req
213. - We better get out of here.Copy !req
214. - We're trapped!
- This whole placeCopy !req
215. is gonna collapse!
- Kowalski, how long?Copy !req
216. - I would estimate
total structural failureCopy !req
217. at approximately...Copy !req
218. right now.Copy !req
219. - Go!
- You mean down the big tubeCopy !req
220. shooting fire?Copy !req
221. - Thank you, but no thank you.
- If we time it betweenCopy !req
222. the merciless blasts
of broiling flames, then...Copy !req
223. there's a miniscule chance
of survival.Copy !req
224. - On my mark.Copy !req
225. Now.Copy !req
226. - Ugh.Copy !req
227. - Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
228. Um, the rats have a message
for you,Copy !req
229. something about meeting them
in ChinatownCopy !req
230. in an hour with the key,Copy !req
231. that if you ever want to see
your friend again,Copy !req
232. do you know what that's all
about?Copy !req
233. Hey, what happened
to the otter?Copy !req
234. - Meter's running.Copy !req
235. Mm? Aha! Uh, Skipper...Copy !req
236. - Fred, what can you make
of these?Copy !req
237. - Hmm, let's see now.Copy !req
238. This part says...Copy !req
239. "Only the pure of heart
will have the strengthCopy !req
240. to see the truth."Copy !req
241. - Pure of heart, eh?Copy !req
242. Well, that's classic,
bordering on cliché.Copy !req
243. - Huh?Copy !req
244. - But how will we know
which of us is pure of heart?Copy !req
245. - You must risk looking
into the eyes of the squirrel.Copy !req
246. - Ah!
She's ba-ack.Copy !req
247. - They know
of your deepest secrets,Copy !req
248. your greediest desires.Copy !req
249. you must be strong enough
to resist them,Copy !req
250. or you will be consumed
by your own greed.Copy !req
251. This is the curse
of the treasure.Copy !req
252. - Fine, we get it.
The treasure's cursed.Copy !req
253. Are we done with the jib-jab?Copy !req
254. Let's get on the road
to high adventure.Copy !req
255. - Curse or no, we still need
to trade this keyCopy !req
256. to get back our friend.Copy !req
257. So I'll just hold this
and look into...Copy !req
258. - The eyes of the squirrel.Copy !req
259. They know of your deepest
secrets.Copy !req
260. - Where am I?
How did I get—Copy !req
261. - Greetings, Maurice.Copy !req
262. We are here to serve you.Copy !req
263. Oh, yeah!
My deepest desire!Copy !req
264. Oh, I can get used to this.Copy !req
265. - Maurice?Copy !req
266. - Maurice! Quit daydreaming,
and give me the key already.Copy !req
267. - But if we give them this,Copy !req
268. we won't be able
to get the treasure.Copy !req
269. - Finally.
You see, this is exactlyCopy !req
270. what I have been saying.Copy !req
271. - I don't have time to argue
with you lemurs.Copy !req
272. Kowalski.
- Coming right up, Skip—ah...Copy !req
273. Oh, boy.Copy !req
274. - That's strange.Copy !req
275. I'm obviously under
the hypnotic influenceCopy !req
276. of some sort of—Copy !req
277. Is that an upgraded cerebellum
of my own design?Copy !req
278. Hoo-hoo, yay!Copy !req
279. Perfect fit!Copy !req
280. - Kowalski. Kowalksi!
Hand over that key.Copy !req
281. That's an order.
- No! I—Copy !req
282. I think we need to weigh
our other options.Copy !req
283. - In that case,
you leave me no choice.Copy !req
284. Rico,
take Kowalski into custodyCopy !req
285. and schedule a court martial
for—Rico.Copy !req
286. Robot!Copy !req
287. Mine!
- But, guys, we already votedCopy !req
288. to trade the treasure
to save Marlene.Copy !req
289. - That wasn't so much a vote
as a poll, if you will.Copy !req
290. - Yeah, things change.
Forget Marlene.Copy !req
291. - I'm sorry, Skipper.
But I have seen myselfCopy !req
292. with a 4,000-pound
cerebral cortex,Copy !req
293. and I am beautiful!
- Not so fast, brainiac.Copy !req
294. I need that treasure for my army
of Julian manservants.Copy !req
295. - Yes, you see?
Maurice needs the treasureCopy !req
296. for his—wait,
go back a little bit.Copy !req
297. - Just give it to me!Copy !req
298. - Skipper,
we have to do something.Copy !req
299. - Relax, Private.
This is just the partCopy !req
300. of the adventure where we start
to turn on each other.Copy !req
301. No use fighting it.Copy !req
302. Just sit back
and enjoy the ride.Copy !req
303. - It's the curse.Copy !req
304. - Lady... again?
Weren't you just here?Copy !req
305. - Their greed is changing them.Copy !req
306. The treasure must be destroyed.Copy !req
307. It's the only way.Copy !req
308. - Hey, I told you,
I don't even know this lady.Copy !req
309. - Well, how did she do
the thing with the windCopy !req
310. and all that thunder stuff?Copy !req
311. - I don't know.
She gives good hugs, though.Copy !req
312. - This key
is going to the rats.Copy !req
313. - Yes, it is.
And since I already have the mapCopy !req
314. and your friend...Copy !req
315. - I guess that means
I'll take it all.Copy !req
316. - That figures.Copy !req
317. - Skipper!
Move it!Copy !req
318. We have to give chase
to the rats,Copy !req
319. who are absconding
with my booty!Copy !req
320. Not my booty booty,
my treasure booty.Copy !req
321. - Let's see.Copy !req
322. Not this one.Copy !req
323. Not that one.Copy !req
324. - Ah!
- Eh!Copy !req
325. You guys seem to think
that this treasureCopy !req
326. is gonna be the answer
to all your—Copy !req
327. tha—that this treasure
is gonna be the ans—Copy !req
328. oh, vaulted ceilings,
spacious design.Copy !req
329. I love what I've done
with the place.Copy !req
330. - Ooh!Copy !req
331. - Eh. Huh? Eh.Copy !req
332. - Hey, wait!
She found it.Copy !req
333. Get her!Copy !req
334. - Boys, look.
It's the treasure.Copy !req
335. Look how much of it there is.Copy !req
336. Awesome.Copy !req
337. I don't have a better word
than "awesome,"Copy !req
338. so I'm just gonna say
"awesome" again,Copy !req
339. but this time louder.Copy !req
340. Awesome!Copy !req
341. - Marlene!Copy !req
342. - You!
But how did you find us?Copy !req
343. We took the map.Copy !req
344. - Yes, you did.Copy !req
345. Fortunately,
we have a photographic memory.Copy !req
346. - We do?
- Well, technically, no.Copy !req
347. But we do have
a photographic camera,Copy !req
348. which is almost
as convenient,Copy !req
349. plus it corrects for red eye.Copy !req
350. - Quick, get more gold
than the rats.Copy !req
351. We can beat them.Copy !req
352. - No, you must dare to look
into the eyes of the squirrel,Copy !req
353. into your deepest desire—Copy !req
354. He who is pure of heartCopy !req
355. will see the truth.Copy !req
356. - Can someone give me
one good reasonCopy !req
357. why we keep listening
to this raving banshee?Copy !req
358. Fine, give me that thing.Copy !req
359. - But, Skipper,
what about the curse?Copy !req
360. - Don't worry, Private.
Money can't buy honorCopy !req
361. or courage or character.Copy !req
362. I'm immune to—Copy !req
363. - Ahh.Copy !req
364. I'll take five of these
and three of that one.Copy !req
365. No, no, the big one,
the really big one.Copy !req
366. Come on! Get some! Whoo!Copy !req
367. - Oh, dear. Well,
that didn't work out so well.Copy !req
368. I guess I better have a go.Copy !req
369. Baby duckies!
They're so cute!Copy !req
370. And they're all mine.Copy !req
371. - No way, Private.
We need those fundsCopy !req
372. for the defense budget.Copy !req
373. - No! It's mine.Copy !req
374. You can never have enough
Spanish guitar.Copy !req
375. - Duckling!
- Tanks.Copy !req
376. - Ah.Copy !req
377. - Whoa, this must be
my greed fantasy now.Copy !req
378. I can hardly wait
to see the depthsCopy !req
379. of my own depravity.Copy !req
380. This is gonna be good, y'all.Copy !req
381. Oh, yeah.
Here we go.Copy !req
382. It's...
it's my kingdom and...Copy !req
383. - Hey!Copy !req
384. - Maurice?Copy !req
385. And Mort?Copy !req
386. - You, do you see the truth?Copy !req
387. - I see that I have been
ripped off.Copy !req
388. Hello?
I thought we were supposedCopy !req
389. to be seeing our greatest
desires here,Copy !req
390. not just... unless...Copy !req
391. unless...Copy !req
392. I already ha—
- Do you see the truth?Copy !req
393. - Just back off, squirrel lady.Copy !req
394. Trying to have a meaningful
epiphany moment over here.Copy !req
395. Unless I already have
my greatest desire.Copy !req
396. Ah! I got it!Copy !req
397. I see the truth.Copy !req
398. - Huh?
- The only way to winCopy !req
399. is get rid of all of it.Copy !req
400. It will sink their side
of the platform too.Copy !req
401. I threw that quite well.Copy !req
402. - Mm. Huh?Copy !req
403. - This is not awesome!Copy !req
404. Ugh!Copy !req
405. - Huh?Copy !req
406. - Where is the love?Copy !req
407. Ow!Copy !req
408. Yay!Copy !req
409. - So it turns outCopy !req
410. that I am the one
who is pure of heart.Copy !req
411. Me. Yes, me!Copy !req
412. "M" to the "E."
Me.Copy !req
413. - I guess we can chalk that up
as the surprise ending.Copy !req
414. - You call that an ending?Copy !req
415. A proper ending is supposed
to be emotionally satisfying.Copy !req
416. - Yeah, well, I'm just satisfied
that it's over.Copy !req
417. - Ugh, and how.
- Yeah.Copy !req
418. - Guh, if I never hear
another wordCopy !req
419. about treasures or clues or—Copy !req
420. - No time to explain.Copy !req
421. This is the legendary feather
of the crystal falcon.Copy !req
422. Guard it with your life.Copy !req
423. - Ha! Kowalski! Analysis.Copy !req
424. - High probability
of globetrotting escapades,Copy !req
425. ruthless villains,
and ancient riches,Copy !req
426. all tied up nicely
by the heartfelt realizationCopy !req
427. that we had what we were looking
for inside us all along.Copy !req
428. - Ooh, I'm in.Copy !req
429. Who can say no
to a mystical quest?Copy !req
430. Private, I'll need you to—
Private?Copy !req
431. Hey! Wait!
Hey, where you going?Copy !req
432. This isn't the ending anymore.Copy !req
433. Come on!
It's the beginning now.Copy !req