1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Hey, you!
Gladys!Copy !req
3. We've talked about this.Copy !req
4. Read the sign!Copy !req
5. - Hmm...Copy !req
6. Feed the animals.Copy !req
7. Do not
feed the animals.Copy !req
8. - Oh, Alice, dear me.Copy !req
9. I wouldn't dream
of doing such a thing.Copy !req
10. - Spread 'em.Copy !req
11. Okay, you're clean.Copy !req
12. But no sneaky snacks,
I mean it!Copy !req
13. - All clear.
- What a jerk.Copy !req
14. - Tell me about it.Copy !req
15. Now Gladys sure appreciates
what you kids have done.Copy !req
16. And so will
my little friends.Copy !req
17. Prince Edward island oysters
for my pretty little otter.Copy !req
18. - Mm-mm-mm,
thanks, Gladys!Copy !req
19. - Candied peanuts
for my pachyderm.Copy !req
20. - You're the best, Gladys!Copy !req
21. - And choco-nanas
for my chimps.Copy !req
22. - There is an angel
who walks amongst us,Copy !req
23. and her name is Gladys.Copy !req
24. - And don't think
I've forgotten about you,Copy !req
25. my sweet little kitties.Copy !req
26. Still thinks we're cats.Copy !req
27. - This food is not so food-y.Copy !req
28. - Oh, who is needing
this Gladys personCopy !req
29. when we have
juicety mangoes?Copy !req
30. - I don't suppose
I could have a mango.Copy !req
31. - Of course
I will share, Maurice.Copy !req
32. One—Copy !req
33. there you go.
- That's the pit.Copy !req
34. - But someday,
it will be a mighty mango tree.Copy !req
35. And on that day, you will
have all the fruit you can eat!Copy !req
36. Other than
what is the king's.Copy !req
37. - Then I'll still
get the pits, right?Copy !req
38. - Oh, you are one very sour cat
today, Maurice.Copy !req
39. - Ooh!
Sardinian sardines!Copy !req
40. - Boys, let's show Gladys
our gratitudeCopy !req
41. with some of
our playful penguin antics.Copy !req
42. - Cannonball!Copy !req
43. - Too classic to be cliché.Copy !req
44. Private.Copy !req
45. Fancy and fancy.Copy !req
46. Kowalski,
let's see what you—Copy !req
47. Oh, Kowalski, don't go
messing up our tributeCopy !req
48. to Gladys with one of your
experiments doomed to go wrong.Copy !req
49. Horribly wrong.Copy !req
50. - Now, Skipper,
you have no data, no proof,Copy !req
51. nothing at all
to support your hypothesisCopy !req
52. my turbo-toes will not perform
exactly as planned.Copy !req
53. - Well, I have my gut,
Kowalski.Copy !req
54. And my gut is always
sure and true.Copy !req
55. Pardon me if
I choose to followCopy !req
56. the careful calculations
of science overCopy !req
57. your lower digestive tract.Copy !req
58. Turbo-toes field test 1.0.Copy !req
59. And here we go—Copy !req
60. No!Copy !req
61. Make it stop!Copy !req
62. - Now my gut says
"I told you so."Copy !req
63. - Next something for the rhin—
Oh!Copy !req
64. Ow, my arm!Copy !req
65. - How could such
a horrible thingCopy !req
66. happen to such
a wonderful woman?Copy !req
67. - Oh, ow!Copy !req
68. - Hmm...Copy !req
69. I have a theory.Copy !req
70. - She slipped
on your mango pit!Copy !req
71. - Look, people,
there's somethingCopy !req
72. you're all forgetting.Copy !req
73. I am king,
and therefore 100%--Copy !req
74. - Shall we skip the trial?Copy !req
75. A rush to judgment
works for me!Copy !req
76. - So should I squish him?Copy !req
77. - No, no, no!Copy !req
78. I have been preparing for years
for just this occasion.Copy !req
79. Make a hole!
Make it wide!Copy !req
80. Behold,
the Rump Whomper!Copy !req
81. - A spanking?
No!Copy !req
82. My booty is
perfectly calibrated.Copy !req
83. This could throw it
out of wackiness!Copy !req
84. I may never dance again!Copy !req
85. - Oh, you'll be
perfectly safe.Copy !req
86. Um, I can adjust that.
Give me a day.Copy !req
87. - Okay then,
tomorrow, midnight sharp.Copy !req
88. Julien's rear will face
the Rump Whomper!Copy !req
89. - No! No! No!Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. - Rump Whomper!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
92. - Skipper, you don't seem
to be filled with cruel gleeCopy !req
93. like everyone else.
- I wanna be excited.Copy !req
94. But my stupid gut is telling me
that ringtail is innocent.Copy !req
95. - Say what?
- That's just gas, Skipper.Copy !req
96. You hear it,
don't you?Copy !req
97. Now watch this.
Ringtail is guilty.Copy !req
98. Of course he's guilty.Copy !req
99. He's always guilty!Copy !req
100. And even if he's
not guilty this time,Copy !req
101. he's guilty for a whole bunch
of other stuff.Copy !req
102. So that makes it right, right?Copy !req
103. - Ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
104. - Whoa.
- Skipper, is that your gut?Copy !req
105. It's never made noises
like that before.Copy !req
106. - I've never disagreed
with it before.Copy !req
107. It's always told me
sensible things.Copy !req
108. Like "Kowalski's inventions
will blow up."Copy !req
109. Or "the government is
controlling the weak-mindedCopy !req
110. through pop music ringtones."
You know, sane stuff.Copy !req
111. It never said anything crazy
like "Ringtail is innocent."Copy !req
112. - I still say it's gas.Copy !req
113. - Okay, okay, down, boy.Copy !req
114. So, um, we're investigating?
- We're investigating.Copy !req
115. - I saw him eating mangoes.
I saw him toss the pit!Copy !req
116. I didn't see where it landed,
but come on.Copy !req
117. - I didn't see him
toss the pit per se,Copy !req
118. but I've seen him do it before.Copy !req
119. Doesn't take a genius
to put two and two together.Copy !req
120. - All right.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
121. - Of course he did it, baby.Copy !req
122. What kind of fool
thinks he's not guilty?Copy !req
123. - We're here
to see the prisoner.Copy !req
124. - All right,
but no funny business.Copy !req
125. - Yes!Copy !req
126. Yes, you believe me!Copy !req
127. So the question is,
who did the crime?Copy !req
128. Hmm... oh, look!Copy !req
129. Here's Maurice
with a tearful confessionCopy !req
130. that is totally unrehearsed.Copy !req
131. Just like
we rehearsed, buddy.Copy !req
132. - I did it,
and I'd do it again.Copy !req
133. - Wow.
Hardened criminal.Copy !req
134. Total lack
of remorse, huh?Copy !req
135. Anyway, case closed.
Book him.Copy !req
136. - Interesting confession,
Maurice.Copy !req
137. Because forensics showsCopy !req
138. there is no way you
could have tossed the mango pitCopy !req
139. from your position.Copy !req
140. - Can't argue with science.Copy !req
141. - Uh, not Maurice,
Mort.Copy !req
142. It was Mort,
AKA "Pit-tosser Mort."Copy !req
143. - Oh, yes!
I did the bad thing.Copy !req
144. - It's always the quiet ones.
Anyway, case closed.Copy !req
145. - Not so fast!Copy !req
146. I'd like to see mort toss
this mango pit over that wall.Copy !req
147. - You can't—Copy !req
148. Okay, okay,
I'll get this.Copy !req
149. Okay,
give me—give me a second.Copy !req
150. Um...
uh...Copy !req
151. I'm being framed
by you guys?Copy !req
152. I mean, you got to admit,
you got the motives.Copy !req
153. Right?
Eh?Copy !req
154. Skipper, I'm sorry, but—Copy !req
155. - Yeah, yeah, I get it.
My gut is... wrong.Copy !req
156. No!
Ringtail is guilty.Copy !req
157. Accept it!
Accept it!Copy !req
158. - Come on, let's hurry.Copy !req
159. Ringtail spanking!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
160. - It's like Christmas morning
for Rico.Copy !req
161. - Yes, I just hope
Santa shows up.Copy !req
162. - What do you mean
by that?Copy !req
163. - I mean, I hope
your Rump Whomper works.Copy !req
164. - It will.
Flawlessly.Copy !req
165. - Well, that's what you said
about your Turbo-Toes.Copy !req
166. - Wha—I—yes, there were
flaws with the toes, I admit.Copy !req
167. I've pinpointed 86 so far.Copy !req
168. First off, my swagger,
17.4% too cocky.Copy !req
169. Next, barometric pressure—Copy !req
170. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Showtime!Copy !req
171. - Coming, Skipper?
- No, Private.Copy !req
172. I don't have
the stomach for this.Copy !req
173. Literally.Copy !req
174. Yeah, same to you, pal.Copy !req
175. - Poor Skipper.Copy !req
176. - Nobody cares.
Let's go!Copy !req
177. - Now my gut says
"I told you so."Copy !req
178. Hot skirt steak.Copy !req
179. Did I just see
what I thought I saw?Copy !req
180. Now my gut says
"I told you so."Copy !req
181. I don't believe it.Copy !req
182. Ringtail is—is innocent!Copy !req
183. Okay, okay,
you were right.Copy !req
184. Don't get all gloaty about it.Copy !req
185. One minute to midnight.
There's still time!Copy !req
186. - Midnight.Copy !req
187. Let's do this thing.Copy !req
188. - Please.
Please save the booty!Copy !req
189. - Stop!Copy !req
190. - Told you it'd work.Copy !req
191. - You shoved
my booty to safety!Copy !req
192. In a kind of rough way.
I did not care forCopy !req
193. - But why, Skipper?Copy !req
194. Why did you take the punishment
for King Julien?Copy !req
195. - Because he didn't deserve it.
I did.Copy !req
196. - Skipper, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
197. - Private, all the answers
are hereCopy !req
198. on Kowalski's video camera.Copy !req
199. My gut says, "I told you so."Copy !req
200. - Whoa!Copy !req
201. - And something
for the rhino—oh!Copy !req
202. - Mm, still don't get it.
- Ugh, look again.Copy !req
203. I made the splash.Copy !req
204. - Uh-huh, and then
that guy dropped a peanut.Copy !req
205. - Oh, a rat tried
to run with it!Copy !req
206. - Cart meet tail.
Ouch!Copy !req
207. - Peanut caused a change
in Frankie's flight path.Copy !req
208. - Right into Julien's
mango pit!Copy !req
209. - Smack dab
in the old lady's path.Copy !req
210. Boom!Copy !req
211. - So I am not guilty!Copy !req
212. - Gosh, the only real crimeCopy !req
213. was our revenge-driven
mob mentality.Copy !req
214. - Yup,
we're all super-guilty.Copy !req
215. Everyone into
the Rump Whomper!Copy !req
216. - The Rump Whomper worked.
It worked!Copy !req
217. All too well.
- Oh, my butt.Copy !req
218. - So your gut
was right all along.Copy !req
219. - 'Course it was,
young Private.Copy !req
220. Always go
with your gut instinct.Copy !req
221. Okay, maybe it was gas.Copy !req
222. - Mm?
Huh?Copy !req
223. - That's right, sno-cone guy.Copy !req
224. Just follow
the orange line.Copy !req
225. You too,
misters pretzel and hot dog.Copy !req
226. It's all coming together.Copy !req
227. Rico,
where's my boom-boom shrub?Copy !req
228. They call it
a crime against nature.Copy !req
229. Three snack foods exploding
into one unholy treat!Copy !req
230. Hot sno-zels!Copy !req
231. - Oh, it sounds
inexplicably delicious.Copy !req
232. - Kowalski,
talk to me, baby.Copy !req
233. - All clear, Skipper.Copy !req
234. We are a go for—Copy !req
235. - Operation compromised.
Man down!Copy !req
236. My cart!Copy !req
237. - Kowalski!
He's been frozen!Copy !req
238. - Shield your gaze, Private.Copy !req
239. Some mad man
has finally crackedCopy !req
240. the Medusa code!
- No, Skipper.Copy !req
241. It's INVEXPO.Copy !req
242. - Is that
something naughty then?Copy !req
243. - The Invention Expo.Copy !req
244. Annual showcase for the world's
greatest scientific creations,Copy !req
245. and it's in Manhattan
this year.Copy !req
246. - I missed hot sno-zelsCopy !req
247. for some
slide-ruling nerdfest?Copy !req
248. - All the brightest minds
of gizmo-gineeringCopy !req
249. and doo-daddery will be there,Copy !req
250. and you can tell I'm excited
because my voiceCopy !req
251. is getting higher and higher
to the point of—Copy !req
252. Can we go?Copy !req
253. Where is
this geek-stravaganza?Copy !req
254. - The exact location
appears to be blockedCopy !req
255. by that curled up
billboard section.Copy !req
256. But that's no problem
for science!Copy !req
257. I call it...
the Extend-o-grab.Copy !req
258. - Oh, how handy.Copy !req
259. - And thus we reveal
INVEXPO isCopy !req
260. right here in central park?Copy !req
261. Yes!Copy !req
262. I am the luckiest penguin
in the worl—Copy !req
263. Ow.Copy !req
264. - There.
Good as new.Copy !req
265. Except for the painful
fractures in both legs.Copy !req
266. - I recommend
keeping him confinedCopy !req
267. to the children's zoo nursery
until the cast comes off.Copy !req
268. Nothing speeds healingCopy !req
269. like a quiet, gentle,
and sanitary environment.Copy !req
270. - Whatever.Copy !req
271. - Here we go, little fella.
Some mobility for you.Copy !req
272. - Don't worry.Copy !req
273. You'll have 30 days in here
to get used to it.Copy !req
274. - Pfft, turn your back,Copy !req
275. and I'll be out at INVEXPO
in 30 seconds.Copy !req
276. - Lights out at 9:30.Copy !req
277. - 86 that slump, soldier.Copy !req
278. We're busting you out
of this junior jug joint.Copy !req
279. - Ow!Copy !req
280. It...Copy !req
281. hurts... my...Copy !req
282. face!Copy !req
283. - Do you think we're
not pulling hard enough?Copy !req
284. - Ow!Copy !req
285. - What?Copy !req
286. - Sorry, compadre.Copy !req
287. Looks like it's a month
in the pastel hoosegow.Copy !req
288. - 30 days of sunny colors
and bunny murals?Copy !req
289. Lucky!
- Wrong, Private!Copy !req
290. 30 days in the hole
does things to a prisoner.Copy !req
291. The mind cracks.
Madness creeps in.Copy !req
292. Filling the brain with
horrible thoughts and images.Copy !req
293. - You realize
this is the worst pep talkCopy !req
294. you've ever given?Copy !req
295. - Just stay focused
and try not to thinkCopy !req
296. about any delightful activities
you might be missing.Copy !req
297. - It's science time!Copy !req
298. - Steady.Copy !req
299. We're gonna help you through
this whatever it takes.Copy !req
300. - I know!Copy !req
301. We could go
to the science fairCopy !req
302. and give Kowalski
a smashing report.Copy !req
303. Fine.Copy !req
304. If it'll keep you sane,Copy !req
305. I'll slog through
this pencil-necked clambake.Copy !req
306. Let's roll.
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
307. - You can do this, Kowalski.Copy !req
308. If Skipper is willing
to endureCopy !req
309. that kind of torment,
then surely I can—Copy !req
310. - Whoo-hoo!
I was wrong!Copy !req
311. It's great!Copy !req
312. No, no,
I'm a stone-cold genius.Copy !req
313. I don't need INVEXPO
to fight off the stir-crazies.Copy !req
314. My own brain
will keep me entertained.Copy !req
315. Do you have any threes?Copy !req
316. No.Copy !req
317. Be careful,
Commodore Fluffington.Copy !req
318. I think the east wall bunniesCopy !req
319. are plotting
a violent uprising.Copy !req
320. - This is where they keep
all the cute baby animals.Copy !req
321. - Where are the babies?Copy !req
322. - Kowalski?
Are you... okay?Copy !req
323. - Oh, I'm fine.
Who needs INVEXPO?Copy !req
324. I made
my own invention!Copy !req
325. See?Copy !req
326. - Um, what does it do?Copy !req
327. - Well, why don't we plug it
into your head and find out?Copy !req
328. Hmm?Copy !req
329. - Um...Copy !req
330. - Come back, Private,
I'm not nuts!Copy !req
331. I'm just seeing
little green men...Copy !req
332. Beaming down from the sky.Copy !req
333. Wait a minute,
is that really happening,Copy !req
334. or is it just
a mad man's hallucination?Copy !req
335. What do you think, Commodore?Copy !req
336. It's... real?Copy !req
337. A space squid!Copy !req
338. - Must... save... planet!Copy !req
339. Curse this baby-proof prison.Copy !req
340. The rest of the team—
surely they'll notice?Copy !req
341. - Oh,
and Kowalski's gone bonkers.Copy !req
342. - Yep, called that one.Copy !req
343. - Somebody!
Anybody!Copy !req
344. Marlene!
Over here.Copy !req
345. - Ow!
What the—?Copy !req
346. Kowalski?Copy !req
347. What—what the—Copy !req
348. - Space squid.Copy !req
349. And I can only assume
it's here for INVEXPO.Copy !req
350. INVEXPO is like
an Earth technology buffet.Copy !req
351. Who knows what kind of
world-conquering devicesCopy !req
352. he's liable to pilfer
from there?Copy !req
353. - Okay, but then why is he
landing in your habitat?Copy !req
354. - Well, I don't know why—Copy !req
355. Habita—habita—
ha—what—Copy !req
356. - The Extend-o-grab?Copy !req
357. Why would—Copy !req
358. - Of course.Copy !req
359. Space squids
are dangerous enoughCopy !req
360. with nothing
but tentacles.Copy !req
361. If they master
hand-finger technology,Copy !req
362. they'll be unstoppable!Copy !req
363. That's awful!Copy !req
364. - And awfully flattering.Copy !req
365. All the greatest gizmos
in the worldCopy !req
366. and the squids want mine?Copy !req
367. I heart you too,
evil alien armada.Copy !req
368. And of course
they must be stopped.Copy !req
369. - Skipper
lives for this, right?Copy !req
370. - Brakes, Rico, brakes!Copy !req
371. - Otherwise occupied.Copy !req
372. - But you're trapped
in the nursery.Copy !req
373. I mean, who else
could even tr—Copy !req
374. uh.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
375. - Come on, Marlene.Copy !req
376. Just like we planned it.Copy !req
377. Grab that
tractor-beam platform,Copy !req
378. stop the space squid.Copy !req
379. - He—
hey!Copy !req
380. - Yes! Now get it
out of there before—Copy !req
381. look out behind you!Copy !req
382. - Yeah, I know, how super-spy
awesome am I, right?Copy !req
383. - Oh, the disc,Copy !req
384. the disc, the—
He's going to escape!Copy !req
385. Eat salt, squiddy!Copy !req
386. Melt your ugly face,
squid-guy...Copy !req
387. who's... not... melting.Copy !req
388. - That would be slugs.
Salt melts slugs.Copy !req
389. - No!
Over here!Copy !req
390. I'm the inventor!
- Kowalski, help!Copy !req
391. - Let her go, you slimy
hyper-grown galactic seafood!Copy !req
392. The bunny said it.Copy !req
393. All right, so that's
how it's going down, huh?Copy !req
394. - Yes, laugh away.Copy !req
395. I may only have half my body,Copy !req
396. but I still have
all of my brain.Copy !req
397. Come on, slimy!Copy !req
398. Yes, I'd have to be crazy
to take you on mano-a-mano.Copy !req
399. I'm plum loco.Copy !req
400. Dang.Copy !req
401. - Kowalski!Copy !req
402. - It's okay, Marlene.
I've got backup.Copy !req
403. Commodore Fluffington,
why do you do nothing?Copy !req
404. - Ow!Copy !req
405. - Yes, Marlene!
Poke him.Copy !req
406. Poke him mercilessly!Copy !req
407. - Aw, yeah,
it's an Earth party, my friend,Copy !req
408. and you're not invited!Copy !req
409. - Oh, who's giant exposed brain
didn't see that coming, huh?Copy !req
410. Genius wins again, baby!Copy !req
411. Whoo!Copy !req
412. Well, look who flew the coop.Copy !req
413. - How's the insanity
going then?Copy !req
414. - Right as rain, Private.Copy !req
415. It turns out I don't need
to see INVEXPO.Copy !req
416. I have already witnessed
the greatest inventionCopy !req
417. this world has to offer.Copy !req