The Penguins of Madagascar 2x35

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The penguins have a plan to beat the heat, but they'll need Alice out of the way.

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1. - And now, part two...

2. of my plan. - So Doc,

3. you're saying trapping skipper, jacking his brain,

4. and getting the top secret scoop

5. on how to attack the other penguins was all part one?

6. - Yes. What's your point, red one?

7. - Well, it's just that that sounds like, uh,

8. three parts right there.

9. - Those were phases.

10. Trust me, it will all make sense in the end.

11. - Well, you're the mastermind.

12. - Indeed. And now, activate...

13. deep voice: Mind Jack—Jack—Jack—

14. subterranean attack pod!

15. - I didn't even know we had one of those.

16. - Part two, phase one. Did you even read the action plan?

17. - Yeah, can't hear you, Doc.

18. deep voice: Who built this?

19. - It's not my fault, he never sat still for a fittin'.

20. - Yeah, we better launch him, before he gets really cranky.

21. I must have that brainy penguin's

22. super-special energy thing!

23. - Stealin' is bad, and stealin' from the penguins

24. is a pile of extra bad on top.

25. - Like hot fudge on ice cream.

26. - Mort makes a lucid point.

27. - Yummy! - Your majesty,

28. please listen to me— go back to sleep.

29. - Fine. Even though your warning of badness

30. did not mention hot fudge at all.

31. I will listen to you this one time, Maurice.

32. Sleep decree starting... now.

33. Hmm.

34. - Is there something in your eye—

35. is there something in your face, Mort?

36. Something like my "Shut up" hand?

37. - I mean, of all the hysterical, strange agents, I get you?

38. Why not a dame? Maybe one of those

39. flirtatious chinstrap sisters from Punta Mita.

40. - Skipper, you have got to listen to me!

41. - Ah, that is where you're wrong.

42. I have to hear you, because you won't shut up.

43. But I do not have to listen.

44. - Well, if you appreciated my guidance, I might tell you

45. you're going the wrong way.

46. Which, by the way, you are.

47. - Bah! I know New York like the back of my, um, uh—

48. this thing, uh, what do you call it?

49. This— what is this?

50. - Mm? Mm?

51. You know what? I'll bet I can make you disappear.

52. Mind over blather.

53. - Yeah? Okay, okay, sure.

54. I can take a subtle hint.

55. - I don't do subtle. - You'll be sorry.

56. - Hoo-ah! What do you know, it worked!

57. Good on me. High five myself.

58. Oof!

59. recorded voice: There is only one way in.

60. Tunnel 13b, but let's just say, it's full of nasty surprises.

61. - As am I. Deploy decoys!

62. recorded voice: No foe could survive that tunnel of doom.

63. - Ow.

64. - Skipper. Skipper!

65. Uh, I'm the bossy penguin,

66. so y'all need to be snoozin',

67. or there's gonna be some bruisin'!

68. - Aye-aye.

69. - Nailed it.

70. - I will hit the buttons in the order that I love them the most.

71. Blue... red... green.. Bacon... lady bug...

72. and... gumball.

73. - What is it, Rico?

74. - I don't know. - I'm sure it's nothing.

75. You're probably just on edge because Skipper isn't here.

76. Still.

77. - He's never been gone this long.

78. Maybe we should be worried.

79. - Told ya. - Very well,

80. if it will make everyone feel better,

81. then we'll set aside some time for worrying.

82. How's noonish?

83. - Works for me.

84. - Well, I should think you could reschedule that.

85. - Well, that's true. We could start worrying now.

86. - Yeah, now's good.

87. - Sounds like a giant rolling... attack pod?

88. There's no such thing.

89. - Guess who, pen-go-ins!

90. Blowhole!

91. - Okay, we must guess

92. the brainy penguin's secrety unlock-the-lock code.

93. - Mort! How did you do that?

94. - With my fingers.

95. - No, I mean, what did you punchety-punch in there?

96. - Doris.

97. - Oh, the dolphin lady who broke him?

98. Yes, he does go on and on about her.

99. - About who?

100. - Doris.

101. - Who's Doris? - She—

102. never mind.

103. Oh-ho! I did it!

104. Look how it glows!

105. Ooh, and hums!

106. And vibrates. Violently.

107. In you go.

108. - The evil energy readings are immense!

109. We're looking at some sort of diabologizer.

110. Diabologizer?

111. - It makes things evil.

112. - I don't like the sound of that at all.

113. - Embrace the awesome, private.

114. You'll make a terrific monster.

115. - Oh! This would be an excellent time for Skipper to come home.

116. - Sadly, young private, Skipper is not racing to the rescue.

117. Ever again.

118. - Wrong, Blowhole! Skipper's out there, I know it!

119. - And as long as there is a breath in his body, he will...

120. thwart you. - Yeah!

121. Oof! Oh!

122. - That blowjoe guy just blasted my player. Not cool, man!

123. - On the bright side, we're not evil.

124. - True. - On the dark side, there's...

125. that. - True.

126. - It has that explodey look about it.

127. - I made it. My team needs me, and I am here.

128. - Yeah, you're here...

129. at the Bronx Zoo.

130. That's the Central Park Zoo! - What?

131. - So that's the Central Park Zoo?

132. - Yeah. Not exactly how I remember it.

133. - It seems... a little disco.

134. - Um, excuse me, could I ask, who are you talking to?

135. - Do I know you?

136. Wait, don't tell me.

137. - I can tell you that he's not one of your men.

138. - Obviously. But I feel like I know the guy.

139. - Ju—just stop, because you're freakin' me out.

140. - Okay, fine, let's go. Bye, Fred.

141. Fred! Ha ha! I do remember him!

142. - Told ya.

143. - You're not singing. Neither am I!

144. - If you can even call that singing.

145. Say what you will about the crazy dolphin,

146. he can sell a tune!

147. - And some guys were not meant to sing.

148. - Yeah, Roy.

149. - Guys, what are we gonna do?

150. Blowhole's gonna take over the whole city with that thing.

151. - We need Skipper.

152. - Now, private, I'm sure if we all put our heads together

153. on this, we can come up with a plan.

154. And that plan is, we need Skipper!

155. - Gentlemen!

156. I am home.

157. Skipper!

158. Uh, you are my team, aren't you?

159. - Yes, sir! - Indeed!

160. - Hippie, I get it now. My subconscious picked you,

161. because you know your way around this town.

162. Your cross-town shortcut was genius.

163. - I'm sensing there's more to it than that.

164. - Not seeing it. It's now time to fight the bad guy.

165. You said it yourself, that's my thing, right?

166. - Cuckoo. - Oh, I get it.

167. This must look kinda crazy.

168. Don't worry, I'm talkin' to an invisible lion.

169. No, no! He's my—my spirit guide.

170. - Wow. I really thought the night

171. couldn't get any weirder after the singing,

172. and yet— - Singing?

173. What about the bad guy?

174. - He was the one singing.

175. Well, actually, we were all singing.

176. - You, tall guy, it's, uh, Kowalski, right?

177. Is your last name analysis? I want to say Kowalski analysis.

178. - Through a series of improbable events,

179. a giant mp3 player with the power of musical mind control

180. is currently flying over midtown.

181. - Is that it? - And...

182. Doctor Blowhole's at the helm.

183. - Villainous scum! How'd he tame that beast?

184. - Power ballad.

185. - He has a surprisingly lovely voice...

186. for villainous scum.

187. - All right, team. I may or may not be 100%, sanity-wise,

188. but who ever said you have to be sane to be a leader?

189. - Skipper, even if you are a complete nutter, I'm with you!

190. - As am I,

191. but promise me, after we save the city,

192. that you'll let me run a few tests.

193. - Dig it.

194. - We need our best singer out there.

195. And yes,

196. I'm lookin' at you, Ringtail.

197. I'm goin' to Broadway.

198. That's how you do it, y'all.

199. - Ooh, so that didn't work.

200. Let's rethink your strategy.

201. - I think it doesn't impact me, because I'm not real.

202. Not sure, just, you know, a theory.

203. - Nobody has to force me to sing.

204. If you need me, I am ready to cut loose!

205. - Oh, come on, you can do it, Skipper!

206. Skipper, that's great! - Yeah!

207. Farewell, pen-go-ins!

208. - Yes, sea mammal.

209. - No! Not the—

210. deep voice: Mind-Jacker.

211. - Ai-ee, oh.

212. Uh, where am I?

213. - And we are thrilled to welcome back our old friend...

214. - Who am I?

215. - Flippy the dolphin!

216. - Really? My name is Flippy.

217. - Prepare yourselves for...

218. The Ring of Fire!

219. - You know, peaches— - Alex.

220. - Right, Alex. I have to be honest.

221. - Please don't...

222. unless it's an unexpectedly gracious compliment,

223. in which case, you know, play through.

224. - Whenever I heard the real you

225. claim to be the King of New York,

226. I wanted to puke.

227. - Okay, honesty... bad call.

228. - But for a hippie, you're a good man in a jam.

229. - Oh. Go on.

230. - I mean, my noggin had choices,

231. and deep down, something said you.

232. - Well, yeah, I guess so.

233. - And I think that was one heck of a smart choice.

234. Up high! - Seriously? Wow!

235. - Aw, high-five hi-jinks with his imaginary friend.

236. - Down low. Too slow!

237. - Yeah, I'm done here.