1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Aah!Copy !req
3. - Oh, splat.Copy !req
4. - We're gonna need a spatula
and a mop to clean this one up.Copy !req
5. - I think not.Copy !req
6. - Cutting it a bit close,
weren't you, Kowalski?Copy !req
7. - With my new
chronal curbulator,Copy !req
8. I had all the time
in the world.Copy !req
9. - Chronal curbulator,
Kowalski?Copy !req
10. What does this thing do?Copy !req
11. - Well, it stops time.Copy !req
12. - And what does it look like?Copy !req
13. - A watch, I guess.Copy !req
14. To the scientifically
unsophisticated.Copy !req
15. - Stopwatch.
Boom. Done.Copy !req
16. - That name doesn't
completely convey the—Copy !req
17. - Democracy exercise.Copy !req
18. Who likes "stopwatch"?Copy !req
19. - I can pronounce that one.Copy !req
20. - Landslide.Copy !req
21. - Fine.
Stopwatch.Copy !req
22. - Yay.Copy !req
23. - To experience
the time effect,Copy !req
24. please place a fin on the...Copy !req
25. Stopwatch.Copy !req
26. - Impressive.Copy !req
27. But is there
a practical application?Copy !req
28. - Aah!Copy !req
29. - Hey, yo, it wasn't no treat
for me neithers.Copy !req
30. - Okay, seriously though,
practical application?Copy !req
31. Move out.Copy !req
32. - Now that I've conquered time,Copy !req
33. I've got a few other mysteries
of the universeCopy !req
34. I'm itching to crack.Copy !req
35. - Kowalski, take the time to
stop and smell the snow cones.Copy !req
36. - Yeah, enjoy your
accomplishment, Kowalski.Copy !req
37. - I will.
Just as soon as I finishCopy !req
38. these 87
other accomplishments.Copy !req
39. - Enjoy. Now.Copy !req
40. That's an order.Copy !req
41. - Ugh.Copy !req
42. Oh, boy. I'm having
lots of frivolous fun.Copy !req
43. Ha, ha, ha, ha,
hee, hee, ho, ho—Copy !req
44. - Oh, I'm telling you,
Maurice,Copy !req
45. this new flavor
of the bubbling gum,Copy !req
46. sour mango punch,
is extremely super delightful.Copy !req
47. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
48. - And mangoey.Copy !req
49. - That's what I hear.Copy !req
50. - And just as sour.Copy !req
51. Ugh!Copy !req
52. And the punch, ah...Copy !req
53. this flavor commotion
just goes on and on and on.Copy !req
54. - Yeah, exciting.Copy !req
55. - Want to know
how long it goes?Copy !req
56. - Not really.
- Me too.Copy !req
57. I shall need
a time-counting counter.Copy !req
58. Perfect.Copy !req
59. Oh, Mort,
I have a job for you.Copy !req
60. - Mm.Copy !req
61. - Ow!Copy !req
62. - Wha—
Ah, blech.Copy !req
63. - I'm a grape snow cone.Copy !req
64. - The stopwatch!Copy !req
65. - Grab sad eyes!Copy !req
66. - I did the thing,
King Julien.Copy !req
67. - Very good, Mort.Copy !req
68. Now we shall solve
this vexationCopy !req
69. over the flavor duration.Copy !req
70. - No, don't press the—Copy !req
71. - Mm. Mm...Copy !req
72. And...Copy !req
73. done.Copy !req
74. Check out how long I—Copy !req
75. - Give me the stopwatch.Copy !req
76. You don't know
what you're dealing with.Copy !req
77. - Ha.
Yes, I do.Copy !req
78. It's a stopwatch.
So what?Copy !req
79. - Stupid democracy.Copy !req
80. - Go, Kowalski.
Use excessive force.Copy !req
81. - Oops.Copy !req
82. - Don't understand
what you're doing!Copy !req
83. Give it, give it, give it!Copy !req
84. - Don't wanna, don't wanna,
don't wanna!Copy !req
85. - Ooh.Copy !req
86. - No!Copy !req
87. Aah!Copy !req
88. - Help.
I am being "snuffocated."Copy !req
89. - What are you doing
under there?Copy !req
90. - Hoping no one sees me.Copy !req
91. - Rude.Copy !req
92. - Well, excu—
aah!Copy !req
93. - Crisis averted,Copy !req
94. the stopwatch is back
in the right flipper.Copy !req
95. - Incoming!Copy !req
96. - This... is bad.Copy !req
97. - Oh, bummer.Copy !req
98. Now how will I
be able to timeCopy !req
99. the tastiness
of my bubbling gum?Copy !req
100. Sour mango punch?
It's good.Copy !req
101. You should try it
in your chewing beak.Copy !req
102. - Get a hold of yourself,
Kowalski.Copy !req
103. You can fix this.Copy !req
104. Aah!
Don't touch anything!Copy !req
105. Don't panic, don't panic,
don't panic, don't panic!Copy !req
106. - Well, these guys are good
at the freeze tag.Copy !req
107. Really. I mean it.Copy !req
108. - Come on. Come on.
You've got to work!Copy !req
109. Got it!Copy !req
110. Ah. It's no use.Copy !req
111. The time space continuum
is locked by the stopwatch,Copy !req
112. and the stopwatch is...
stopped.Copy !req
113. So we're trapped
out of time.Copy !req
114. Forever!Copy !req
115. - Uh, uh-huh.
Okay.Copy !req
116. Look, you want in on this
freeze tag game, or what?Copy !req
117. - Aah!Copy !req
118. - I am a statue.Copy !req
119. Not moving
till you tag me.Copy !req
120. - Ugh.Copy !req
121. Tag.Copy !req
122. Julien,
listen carefully.Copy !req
123. They're not
playing freeze tag.Copy !req
124. You and I are stuck
in this single moment of timeCopy !req
125. forever.Copy !req
126. - Wait, wait.Copy !req
127. So what you are saying
is everybody is like this?Copy !req
128. - Yes.
- Everywhere?Copy !req
129. - Yes.
- Forever?Copy !req
130. - Yes.Copy !req
131. - We... we...Copy !req
132. we can do anything we want,
baby.Copy !req
133. - Oh, boy.Copy !req
134. Come on!Copy !req
135. Yeah!Copy !req
136. - Yeah.Copy !req
137. I've done it!Copy !req
138. The trans-dimensional
toothbrush.Copy !req
139. - Okay, buddy, but, um,
you've got no teeth.Copy !req
140. - Right,
but who can resist this?Copy !req
141. Huh?Copy !req
142. 7,009 inventions.Copy !req
143. Whoo-hoo!
What's next?Copy !req
144. - Oh,
I been hankering to tryCopy !req
145. that two-wheeled tricycle
you been talking about.Copy !req
146. - Oh, you got it, dude.Copy !req
147. You know what, Julien?
Thank you.Copy !req
148. - You know what, Kowalski?
You're welcome.Copy !req
149. Wait. For what?Copy !req
150. - Well, because of your
irresponsible meddling,Copy !req
151. I have an eternity
to invent and have fun.Copy !req
152. I can have my cake
and eat it too.Copy !req
153. - Yeah, but, um, why have
the cake if you don't eat it?Copy !req
154. You know,
that makes, like, no sense.Copy !req
155. Right.Copy !req
156. Anyway,
I owe it all to you, buddy.Copy !req
157. - Hey, no problem, buddy.Copy !req
158. - Um...Copy !req
159. There's, uh,
just one teeny little thingCopy !req
160. that still ruffles
my feathers, though.Copy !req
161. - What is it, pally-o?Copy !req
162. - Must you stick
your used gum everywhere?Copy !req
163. - I'd—Copy !req
164. I never sticked
my gum anywhere.Copy !req
165. - Really?Copy !req
166. - Well, okay.Copy !req
167. I may have sticked my gum
to a few things.Copy !req
168. You know, like, lamppost,
benches, city buses,Copy !req
169. big statue lady,
big zoo lady, the stopwatch,Copy !req
170. your pillow.
Uh, little bit.Copy !req
171. - Okay, see,
that's just what I—Copy !req
172. The stopwatch?
What? When?Copy !req
173. - What?
Well, right after you broke it.Copy !req
174. - Aah!
Don't touch anything!Copy !req
175. - Well, you know,
the sour mango punchCopy !req
176. had ceased its
sour mango punchiness.Copy !req
177. I had to get rid of it
somewhere.Copy !req
178. - Aah!Copy !req
179. The gum!Copy !req
180. It was the gum all along!Copy !req
181. - Hey, you know what?
I bet you're right.Copy !req
182. I bet the gum
did factor in.Copy !req
183. - Factor in?Copy !req
184. - Ooh!Copy !req
185. - Can anyone tell me why I've
got a flowerpot on my head?Copy !req
186. And gum on my beak?Copy !req
187. Mm. Tart.Copy !req
188. - Kowalski, status report.Copy !req
189. - You, you're—
you're not...Copy !req
190. you're not frozen in time
for all eternity!Copy !req
191. Private, say something
naive but adorable!Copy !req
192. - Um... what?Copy !req
193. - Love it!Copy !req
194. Rico, hock something up.Copy !req
195. Beautiful.Copy !req
196. Skipper, say something
stern and cranky.Copy !req
197. - What in the name
of inexplicable tableausCopy !req
198. is going on here?Copy !req
199. - Yes.Copy !req
200. - No, seriously,
what is going on here?Copy !req
201. And it better be good.Copy !req
202. - Oh. Right.Copy !req
203. There was a teeny, tiny,Copy !req
204. barely noticeable glitch
in the stopwatch,Copy !req
205. but it's been repaired.Copy !req
206. - Did we miss anything?Copy !req
207. Um, not much.Copy !req
208. - Can someone tell me
why I was in the bathroomCopy !req
209. holding this toilet paper?Copy !req
210. - Tell me what
I'm looking at, Kowalski.Copy !req
211. - Radar picked it up
at 2,000 feet.Copy !req
212. It appears to be
an airdrop parcel.Copy !req
213. - Estimated touchdown?Copy !req
214. - In less time than it will
take me to complete this se—Copy !req
215. - Anyone order a package drop?Copy !req
216. - Not me.
- No.Copy !req
217. - Then we'll have
to assume this boxCopy !req
218. will spew forth deadly peril
the second it's opened.Copy !req
219. - Oh!
A cardboard package box.Copy !req
220. Quick,
who will open it first?Copy !req
221. - I will!Copy !req
222. - Handy tip.Copy !req
223. The answer to every
trick question is me!Copy !req
224. Let me—let me...Copy !req
225. - A grateful nation
thanks you.Copy !req
226. - My thingy I just got!Copy !req
227. - Penguin!Copy !req
228. - Well,
you can keep the box.Copy !req
229. - What are we supposed to doCopy !req
230. with some junky cardboard box?Copy !req
231. - His name is Card-Boris,Copy !req
232. and he is
the sacred protectorCopy !req
233. from all that would annoy me.Copy !req
234. - Oh.
How does he do that?Copy !req
235. - Chomp.Copy !req
236. - A wristwatch video phone.Copy !req
237. Classic old-school
spy technology.Copy !req
238. But why would someone
send it to us?Copy !req
239. - Perhaps they think
we're collectors.Copy !req
240. - Private,
the only thing I collectCopy !req
241. are the tears
of my fallen enemies.Copy !req
242. And, uh, tiny thimblesCopy !req
243. that showcase
America's national parks.Copy !req
244. I can almost taste
Yellowstone.Copy !req
245. - Suck in those guts,
you dandy dumplings.Copy !req
246. Officer on deck!Copy !req
247. - Special agent
Buck Rockgut!Copy !req
248. You sent us the package?Copy !req
249. - Cut the gas, motor beak.Copy !req
250. There ain't no medal
for pointing out the obvious.Copy !req
251. - What? But the gullibility
medal's real, right?Copy !req
252. - Sure it is, Private.Copy !req
253. What's your 20, soldier?
Looks frosty.Copy !req
254. - Still trying to track down
that red squirrel hideoutCopy !req
255. you told me about.Copy !req
256. Been across every
sandpit and snow peakCopy !req
257. on this lousy marble,Copy !req
258. but I can't find any
grrfurjiclestan.Copy !req
259. - Did we never tell you
there is no grrfur—oh!Copy !req
260. - Continue.Copy !req
261. - Here's what I did find.Copy !req
262. I got sources
in the undergroundCopy !req
263. says the red squirrel got
his meat hooks on a penguin,Copy !req
264. took him to the old
dream bucket laundromat,Copy !req
265. if you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
266. - Not even remotely.Copy !req
267. - I'm saying red brainwashed
himself a sleeper agent.Copy !req
268. - No way!
- A what?Copy !req
269. - Classic spy craft, Private.Copy !req
270. The red squirrel
catches one of us,Copy !req
271. hypnotizes him
into a mind puppet,Copy !req
272. then sends him back home.Copy !req
273. On the outside,
he appears normal,Copy !req
274. but inside, he's programmed
to eliminate the rest of usCopy !req
275. when we least expect it.Copy !req
276. - Aah!Copy !req
277. - Nicely diagrammed,
Kowalski,Copy !req
278. but I think I'd know
if one of my own menCopy !req
279. was a brainwashed,
red-squirrel assassin.Copy !req
280. - All right, candy corn.
Don't believe me?Copy !req
281. Then I'm gonna tell you
exactly who the sleeper is.Copy !req
282. Hmm?Copy !req
283. - Hang on. This channel
might be bugged.Copy !req
284. Let me type you lollipops
a coded message.Copy !req
285. - I believe that's
the telephone feature.Copy !req
286. The code buttons are—Copy !req
287. no, you have to press "send,"
then "confirm" to—Copy !req
288. - Confirm.Copy !req
289. - Send!Copy !req
290. - Green button.
Green bu—green!Copy !req
291. And now he's turned it off.Copy !req
292. - He seemed so convinced.
You don't think...Copy !req
293. - Trust is the backbone
of this unit, Private,Copy !req
294. and I would trust you men
with my own life.Copy !req
295. Now come here for a hug.Copy !req
296. That's just to keep you sharp.Copy !req
297. But seriously,
trust, backbone.Copy !req
298. Let's roll.Copy !req
299. Now hang a right
at the gorilla habitat.Copy !req
300. I said hang a right,
soldier.Copy !req
301. Huh?Copy !req
302. - Guh! Sabotage!Copy !req
303. - Oh, calm your ruffles,Copy !req
304. Archduke Shiverbritches.Copy !req
305. Accidents happen.Copy !req
306. What? Sometimes accidents
happen in pairs.Copy !req
307. - Brake lines were sliced,Copy !req
308. retaining nuts on
the steering column removed,Copy !req
309. and the wheel lugs
cut clean through.Copy !req
310. Also, the engine appears
to be filled with snakes.Copy !req
311. - I assumed
it was just crazy talk,Copy !req
312. but the evidence
is impossible to ignore.Copy !req
313. You really do
need an oil changeCopy !req
314. every 3,000 miles.Copy !req
315. - Skipper, shouldn't we at
least consider the possibilityCopy !req
316. that Rockgut's
sleeper warning wa—Copy !req
317. - Trust, backbone.Copy !req
318. Now who's ready
for lunch time?Copy !req
319. - I'm not hungry, actually.Copy !req
320. - Me either.
- Blech.Copy !req
321. - Eat up,
you soft pretzels.Copy !req
322. We've got a beautiful day,
fresh sushi,Copy !req
323. and the bond
of true brotherhood.Copy !req
324. L'chaim.Copy !req
325. - Hey.Copy !req
326. - Bad fish.Copy !req
327. - Egad!Copy !req
328. These tuna rolls
have been spikedCopy !req
329. with expired mayonnaise.Copy !req
330. Someone tried to poison us.Copy !req
331. Or should I say one of usCopy !req
332. tried to poison
the others of...Copy !req
333. no, now that
I said it out loud,Copy !req
334. it just sounds dumb.Copy !req
335. - Trust, backbone,
et cetera.Copy !req
336. Come on.
Let's make sandwiches.Copy !req
337. - We're not pointing flippers
at anyone, Skipper.Copy !req
338. - Whoa.
- Aah!Copy !req
339. - In a brainwashing scenario,Copy !req
340. a saboteur isn't really
to blame for his actions.Copy !req
341. - But don't you think
maybe, possibly,Copy !req
342. one of us might be
a sleeper agent trying to...Copy !req
343. - [imitates choking,
explosion]Copy !req
344. - All the rest of us?Copy !req
345. - It's simple logic, boys.Copy !req
346. If the squirrel did turn one of
us into a zombie trigger man,Copy !req
347. it happened on my watch.Copy !req
348. Means I failed as a skipper.Copy !req
349. And we all know
I'm no failure.Copy !req
350. Therefore,
there is no sleeper agent.Copy !req
351. It's you, Kowalski!Copy !req
352. I always knew it was you!Copy !req
353. Aah!Copy !req
354. Confess! Confess!Copy !req
355. - What about Private?Copy !req
356. It's always
the least obvious one.Copy !req
357. - Statistically, isn't it
usually the most obvious one?Copy !req
358. - Wait a minute.
That's me.Copy !req
359. - Yah!
- Trusted you!Copy !req
360. - What is happening?Copy !req
361. - Wait!Copy !req
362. We don't have to beat the truth
out of anyone.Copy !req
363. - Ow.Copy !req
364. - Buck Rockgut still knowsCopy !req
365. who the secret saboteur is.Copy !req
366. - Yes, but we lost the call.Copy !req
367. - Ah, but if I
can trace the originCopy !req
368. of Rockgut's video signal,Copy !req
369. we may be able
to call him backCopy !req
370. and find out which of us
is the sleeper.Copy !req
371. - Just keep those flippers
where I can see them,Copy !req
372. science boy.Copy !req
373. It looked cold
and mountainous.Copy !req
374. Try the Himalayas.Copy !req
375. - Or it could be the alps.Copy !req
376. - Private!
Swiss neutralityCopy !req
377. would make Buck Rockgut
puke in his own beak.Copy !req
378. It's the Himalayas.Copy !req
379. - It seems the call cameCopy !req
380. from a minor-league
baseball stadium in Brooklyn.Copy !req
381. - What in the name
of outer BurroughsCopy !req
382. is going on here?Copy !req
383. - There's only one way
to find out.Copy !req
384. - Ring him back and ask him?Copy !req
385. - Okay, two ways.
- Something with the internet?Copy !req
386. - I'm saying
we should go to Brooklyn.Copy !req
387. - Yah!
- Guh.Copy !req
388. Greetings. I don't know
how you Fancy FreddiesCopy !req
389. found me on this snow-covered
mountain top, but, uh...Copy !req
390. - You do know
that doesn't workCopy !req
391. when we're not actually
on the pho—Copy !req
392. - Save the charade, Rockgut.Copy !req
393. We've puzzled out
your little game.Copy !req
394. - At some point,Copy !req
395. you realized that
GrrfurjiclestanCopy !req
396. was just a wild goose chase.Copy !req
397. So, in a quest
for bitter payback,Copy !req
398. you decided to send us
on our own goose chase.Copy !req
399. You set up
the phony booby traps,Copy !req
400. then made us run around,Copy !req
401. trying to find out which of usCopy !req
402. was the red squirrel's
hypno-traitor.Copy !req
403. - When did we figure
all that out?Copy !req
404. - On the subway
from Manhattan.Copy !req
405. You were busy
people-watching.Copy !req
406. And now the truth is out.Copy !req
407. None of us
is a sleeper agent.Copy !req
408. - Of course not,
you poopity brains!Copy !req
409. The sleeper is special agent
Buck Rockgut!Copy !req
410. - Sweet dandy candy!Copy !req
411. Buck was the brainwashee?Copy !req
412. - But he tried to warn us.Copy !req
413. - All part of the plan
to lure you here,Copy !req
414. where finally I will destroyCopy !req
415. America's greatest
penguin commandosCopy !req
416. with the symbol
of America itself.Copy !req
417. - Baseball.Copy !req
418. - Who likes baseball?Copy !req
419. I was talking about
the T-shirt cannon.Copy !req
420. And now,
my brain-scrubbed puppet,Copy !req
421. I trigger you to...Copy !req
422. Deadly mode!Copy !req
423. - The overconfident fool.Copy !req
424. He's shown us
his hypnosis trigger.Copy !req
425. A simple finger snap.Copy !req
426. - Explain.Copy !req
427. - All we have to do
to break the brainwashingCopy !req
428. is snap our...Copy !req
429. Poop.Copy !req
430. - Evasive!Copy !req
431. - Aah!Copy !req
432. - Rico, batter up.Copy !req
433. - Ooh!Copy !req
434. - Eat leather,
Rockgut!Copy !req
435. As they say,
turnabout is fair—Copy !req
436. Aah!Copy !req
437. - Whoa!Copy !req
438. - We're no match
for this kind of firepower.Copy !req
439. - Kaboom?
- No.Copy !req
440. We have to break that mad
mammal's brain hold on buck.Copy !req
441. Boys, find me some
promotional swag.Copy !req
442. Perfecto.Copy !req
443. - Find them.
Finish them!Copy !req
444. The red squirrel
commands you!Copy !req
445. - Nyet. Red squirrel
commands you to...Copy !req
446. attack red squirrel!Copy !req
447. - Wai—squirrel?Copy !req
448. - Aah.
Hey, washed for brains,Copy !req
449. are you not looking
with your two good eyes?Copy !req
450. I am the red squirrel!Copy !req
451. - Squirrel. Squirrel?Copy !req
452. - Classic Rockgut paranoia,
Rodent.Copy !req
453. This guy sees
the red squirrel everywhere.Copy !req
454. - I am the red squirrel.Copy !req
455. - No,
you ninnycompoop-a-lots!Copy !req
456. I am the red squirrel!Copy !req
457. - Wow.
That's actually quite good.Copy !req
458. - It's all in the throat.Copy !req
459. - Squirrel.
Squirrel, squirrel.Copy !req
460. Squirrel!
Aah!Copy !req
461. - Aah!Copy !req
462. I really should have run away
instead of yelling.Copy !req
463. - Sorry we lied to you about
that grrfurjiclestan place.Copy !req
464. It was wrong,
and we are deeply ashamed.Copy !req
465. - But we did capture
penguin enemy number one,Copy !req
466. so... we're cool?Copy !req
467. - You bet your applesauce.Copy !req
468. Just as soon as I bring down
penguin enemy number two—Copy !req
469. white widow,
the albino spider monkey.Copy !req
470. That's right, widow.Copy !req
471. The Rockgut justice train's
a-comin'.Copy !req
472. Woo-woo!Copy !req
473. - She's in, um,
new... fake places burg.Copy !req
474. - And I'm off!
Woo-woo!Copy !req
475. - What?Copy !req