1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Easy, Kowalski, easy.Copy !req
3. You don't want this stuff
going kaput.Copy !req
4. - Ahh! A shoe.Copy !req
5. I need a shoe.Copy !req
6. A shoe, shoe.
Give me a shoe.Copy !req
7. - Private, we go barefoot.Copy !req
8. You know that.
- A shoe!Copy !req
9. - Okay, hold on.Copy !req
10. - Uh-uh.Copy !req
11. No, those won't do at all.Copy !req
12. No, no time.Copy !req
13. Fire in the hole.Copy !req
14. - Private,Copy !req
15. before you unleash
another fireball of destruction,Copy !req
16. tell me,
just what are you shooting at?Copy !req
17. - Him!Copy !req
18. - Bro, that was bro-tacular.Copy !req
19. - See, a filthy cockroach
has infiltrated our lair.Copy !req
20. Eww, it gives me the willies.Copy !req
21. - Oh, it's not just one.Copy !req
22. - 'Sup up, bro-tunda?Copy !req
23. - Ahh!Copy !req
24. - Not roaches, dude,
broaches.Copy !req
25. - Ahh!Copy !req
26. They're everywhere,Copy !req
27. spreading disease
and pestilence...Copy !req
28. Yay! Whoo! Rico!Copy !req
29. - They're playing with Rico?Copy !req
30. - Rico's our bro, bro.Copy !req
31. - Hi.
- Rico.Copy !req
32. You know these tiny pests?Copy !req
33. - Um, uh-huh.Copy !req
34. - Check it, we were just
bro-ing out behind our dumpster.Copy !req
35. - But then there was
this major bro-motion.Copy !req
36. - We were all,
"Scatter, it's the bro-lice."Copy !req
37. - But it was
the Rico bro-rito.Copy !req
38. - And bro jam's been partying
every night since.Copy !req
39. - Partying till dawn
with bro pants on.Copy !req
40. A-whoo.Copy !req
41. - Partying till dawn, eh?Copy !req
42. - Eh, heh, heh-heh...
ohh.Copy !req
43. - It does explain
the chronic sleepiness.Copy !req
44. - Rico, this dereliction of duty
calls for severe punishment.Copy !req
45. I'm moving you to red.Copy !req
46. - Ohh.Copy !req
47. - All right, yellow.Copy !req
48. But I've got my eye on you,
mister.Copy !req
49. No more late-night
escapades, hmm?Copy !req
50. - Right, we don't need
you bad influences here.Copy !req
51. Away you go,
purveyors of pestilence.Copy !req
52. - Now, hold on, Private.Copy !req
53. We can't hold these tiny men
accountable for Rico's behavior.Copy !req
54. - We can't? Eeee!Copy !req
55. - Heck, no.Copy !req
56. Anyone who can survive
a nuclear apocalypseCopy !req
57. is A-okay in my book.Copy !req
58. - You... like cockroaches?Copy !req
59. - Who doesn't?Copy !req
60. A cockroach can live
without a headCopy !req
61. for up to seven days,Copy !req
62. but I think we can beat
those numbers.Copy !req
63. Who's up for
some experimenting, huh?Copy !req
64. - Scatter!Copy !req
65. - Oh, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
66. - I'm all alone
in a world gone mad.Copy !req
67. - Where's our manners?
Kowalski,Copy !req
68. pop open a can of trash
for our guests.Copy !req
69. - Thanks, broza,
but we didn't come for eats.Copy !req
70. - I did.Copy !req
71. - Okay, he did.Copy !req
72. The rest of us came
for bro-ssistance.Copy !req
73. - Yeah, this exterminator
is trying to give usCopy !req
74. the old heave-bro.Copy !req
75. - I've always wanted
to grapple with an exterminator.Copy !req
76. Exterminator...Copy !req
77. ooh, it just sounds dangerous.Copy !req
78. All right,
you little creeps, we're in.Copy !req
79. - Bro-hemian.Copy !req
80. - Oh, you want to make this
a bro-down?Copy !req
81. - Would you fellows mind playing
another less pungent game?Copy !req
82. - Doh!Copy !req
83. - Man overboard, Kowalski.Copy !req
84. - I'm on it.Copy !req
85. - Dohh!Copy !req
86. - Man under car, Kowalski.Copy !req
87. - Testing!
- Ah-oom-augh-ah-ahh!Copy !req
88. Microphone is on line.Copy !req
89. Also, my eardrums are bleeding.Copy !req
90. - Well, there's no way
the exterminatorCopy !req
91. is gonna get the jump on usCopy !req
92. with our
technological superiority.Copy !req
93. - So, bro-fessor, what now?Copy !req
94. - What we have here is
a good old-fashioned stakeout:Copy !req
95. hours of mind-numbing boredomCopy !req
96. followed by a few precious
moments of soul-rending terror.Copy !req
97. We wait.Copy !req
98. - So... 20 questions?Copy !req
99. - Shoot.Copy !req
100. - Person, place, or thing?
- Thing.Copy !req
101. - Is it bigger than a bread box?Copy !req
102. - Yes... and no.Copy !req
103. - Deal 'em, bro-meo.Copy !req
104. - Oops.Copy !req
105. - Is it battery-powered?Copy !req
106. - Yes... and no.Copy !req
107. - Oh, wait!Copy !req
108. - Dude,
quit shaking the bro-cuzzi.Copy !req
109. - Ooh... glah.Copy !req
110. - Has it ever been on the moon?Copy !req
111. - Yes... and no.Copy !req
112. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
113. You've got to give me
something!Copy !req
114. - Yes, I do...
and no, I don't.Copy !req
115. Action stations.Copy !req
116. It's showtime.Copy !req
117. - Pizza deliv... wha?Copy !req
118. - Ah, for the love of...Copy !req
119. - Oof!Copy !req
120. - Who ordered the pizza?Copy !req
121. - Um... heh-heh.Copy !req
122. - All-nighters make us
bro-daciously hungry, so...Copy !req
123. - Fine, get rid of the evidence,
and let's eat.Copy !req
124. - By the way, Kowalski,
it was the spirit of adventure.Copy !req
125. - Oh, I almost guessed that.Copy !req
126. - Ewwww.Copy !req
127. - We had a date with destiny.Copy !req
128. Destiny broke our hearts.Copy !req
129. Well, boys, looks like
this exterminator is a no-show.Copy !req
130. - You mean bro-show.Copy !req
131. - Out of linguistic curiosity,Copy !req
132. what do you call
your actual brother?Copy !req
133. - Steve. Why?Copy !req
134. - Never mind.Copy !req
135. - Oh, gee, I can't believe
we have to say good-byeCopy !req
136. to this vermin-infested
filth trap.Copy !req
137. - You can visit our bro hall
at any time you want, bro.Copy !req
138. - Oh, uh, thanks... bro.Copy !req
139. - Wait a minute, Skipper.Copy !req
140. I think I hear a—Copy !req
141. - Evasive action.Copy !req
142. - Scatter!Copy !req
143. - There's something strangely
familiar about that man.Copy !req
144. Napoleon's buttons.Copy !req
145. - Wuh-oh.
- It's Officer X.Copy !req
146. - Now known as...
Exterminator X.Copy !req
147. The grapple dream lives.Copy !req
148. - You don't suppose
he's forgotten about us, do you?Copy !req
149. I smell something,Copy !req
150. something I haven't smelled
since...Copy !req
151. penguins!Copy !req
152. Guess not.Copy !req
153. - Make for the exits.
Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
154. - You birds cost me my job
at animal control,Copy !req
155. so oh, yeah, it's payback time.Copy !req
156. - Let's go with the
"harder they fall" maneuver...Copy !req
157. on three.Copy !req
158. The "three" will be silent,
so heads up.Copy !req
159. One, two... uh?Copy !req
160. - Argh!Copy !req
161. Ergh! Oh!Copy !req
162. - Hoo-ah!Copy !req
163. Grapple accomplished.Copy !req
164. Up high, men.Copy !req
165. - what the deuce?Copy !req
166. - Skipper!Copy !req
167. - Run for it, Private.Copy !req
168. Save yourself, kid.Copy !req
169. - Gah, gah, what do I do?Copy !req
170. What do I do?Copy !req
171. - Augggh!Copy !req
172. - I've been carrying this
around, waiting,Copy !req
173. because I knew...Copy !req
174. ohh, I knew I'd see
you penguins again.Copy !req
175. Everyone thought I was crazy
blaming penguins.Copy !req
176. "Oh, penguins are cute
and cuddly."Copy !req
177. "Oh, no, they're not."Copy !req
178. "Oh, yes, they are."Copy !req
179. "No, you don't know 'em
the way I know 'em.Copy !req
180. They've got devious brains."Copy !req
181. - Think, Private, think.Copy !req
182. - Dude, you bro-kay?Copy !req
183. - Gaah!Copy !req
184. - Bro, seriously, shut it.Copy !req
185. That dude is gonna go
bro-magnon on us.Copy !req
186. - All right, all right,
all right.Copy !req
187. Shh, let's think bro-actively.Copy !req
188. - Bro-actively?Copy !req
189. I'm not even sure
what that means.Copy !req
190. What can one little penguin
and three little broaches doCopy !req
191. against a batty exterminator?Copy !req
192. - There aren't just three of us,
bro-master.Copy !req
193. - Ohh...Copy !req
194. Oh, goo... goodness.Copy !req
195. All right, I've got an idea,Copy !req
196. a really,
really horrible idea.Copy !req
197. No, Private, this is no time
for the willies.Copy !req
198. - Sometimes at night,
I just lay awakeCopy !req
199. thinking about...
penguins.Copy !req
200. Nowhere to run now, punk.Copy !req
201. Auuugh!Copy !req
202. - Ahh, penguins!Copy !req
203. - Hmm, amateur.Copy !req
204. - Almost there.
Swing.Copy !req
205. - We'll get it on the next one.Copy !req
206. Ready... swing.Copy !req
207. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
208. - No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
209. Okay...
who's got a new plan...Copy !req
210. one that does not
involve wall smacking?Copy !req
211. - Must have hit harder
than I thought.Copy !req
212. - Wow.Copy !req
213. - Poached salmon,
what is that?Copy !req
214. - Ugh, okay, boys,
that should do it.Copy !req
215. - Excellent cover, Private,
but given your squeamish nature,Copy !req
216. how did you stand having
all those creepy, crawly roachesCopy !req
217. all over you with their hairy,
disease-riddled legs,Copy !req
218. and their mucus-laden mandiblesCopy !req
219. and their steely,
cold exoskeletonsCopy !req
220. crawling all over you?Copy !req
221. - All part of the job, Skipper.Copy !req
222. - I knew you'd come back.Copy !req
223. - Rico, dart gun, please.Copy !req
224. Now, boys, as we discussed.Copy !req
225. - What...
What is that?Copy !req
226. Where'd they go?Copy !req
227. Where are the penguins?Copy !req
228. - You got me, bro-berry.Copy !req
229. - 'Sup, bro-mosapien?Copy !req
230. - They're in
my company-issued slacks.Copy !req
231. - Welcome to the bro-deo.Copy !req
232. Icky, ick, ick, ick!Copy !req
233. Ohh, get 'em off.Copy !req
234. Get 'em off me.Copy !req
235. - Well done, Private.Copy !req
236. - Thank you, Skipper,
and now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
237. it's time for the willies.Copy !req
238. Ahh! Augh! Ohh-ohh!Copy !req
239. - Hey, where are the penguins?Copy !req
240. - Go, go.Copy !req
241. - Ugh!Copy !req
242. Ohh.Copy !req
243. - Well done, men.Copy !req
244. Prepare to enjoy warm,Copy !req
245. twisted deliciousness.Copy !req
246. - No way.Copy !req
247. - That is going
in my zoo report.Copy !req
248. - He's on to us, boys.Copy !req
249. He saw everything,Copy !req
250. and he's documenting it all
in that dossier.Copy !req
251. We've got us a spy.Copy !req
252. - Skipper, this could be
an excellent opportunityCopy !req
253. to fire up my new
brainwashing machine.Copy !req
254. - Uh-uh.Copy !req
255. Yoink.Copy !req
256. - Too soon.Copy !req
257. In the game of espionage,Copy !req
258. mind manipulation and wedgies
are a last resort.Copy !req
259. - Ohh.Copy !req
260. - Why don't we just go fetch
the notebook?Copy !req
261. - Private, don't you think
I could have extracted itCopy !req
262. while you were saying
that sentence?Copy !req
263. - I suppose.Copy !req
264. - I could have done it while
you were saying that sentence,Copy !req
265. and it was only two words.Copy !req
266. - And one of them was "I."Copy !req
267. - He's a small fry, Private.Copy !req
268. We want the big fish.Copy !req
269. - Fish.Copy !req
270. - Exactamundo, Rico.Copy !req
271. Where there's a spy,
there's a spymaster,Copy !req
272. and this little operative
is gonna lead us there.Copy !req
273. Gentlemen,
commence operation.Copy !req
274. Hey, where'd he go?Copy !req
275. - Copy that.Copy !req
276. - What?
No, that wasn't the name of—Copy !req
277. - Skipper, he dropped this.Copy !req
278. - Junior has intel
on Madagascar.Copy !req
279. How long has he been
following us?Copy !req
280. - Madagascar.Copy !req
281. Did somebody mention my home,
sweet homeland?Copy !req
282. Hey,
that's my royal booty scratcher.Copy !req
283. Oh, how I've missed you.Copy !req
284. I have an itch that won't quit,Copy !req
285. which is itching even more
now that I have been remindedCopy !req
286. of its nonquitting itchiness.Copy !req
287. Wait, my brain has an idea.Copy !req
288. You penguins could go
on one of your secretly missionsCopy !req
289. to get back
my royal booty scratcher.Copy !req
290. - No dice, ringtail.Copy !req
291. We're in the middle
of a real missionCopy !req
292. with a little more at stake
than your royal rump.Copy !req
293. - Oh, la-di-da.Copy !req
294. "I'm a penguin on a mission.Copy !req
295. I'm better than you."Copy !req
296. well, my brain now thinks
we lemursCopy !req
297. also too can have a mission:Copy !req
298. operation
booty-scooty-rooty-looty.Copy !req
299. - Oh, it's rhymey.Copy !req
300. - Yes, I was going for that.Copy !req
301. Come, Maurice,
we are going beneath cover.Copy !req
302. - You mean, undercover?Copy !req
303. We shall make like
those that are beneath us.Copy !req
304. - Wormies.Copy !req
305. - Penguins.Copy !req
306. - Yay!Copy !req
307. - What?
Why are you yaying?Copy !req
308. You were wrong.Copy !req
309. - You were right.
Yay.Copy !req
310. - Uh... okay.Copy !req
311. Maurice,
on our penguiny team,Copy !req
312. you will be
the maniac one.Copy !req
313. Mort will be the bossy one.Copy !req
314. - Yay!Copy !req
315. I mean, do this.
Do that.Copy !req
316. - Don't tell me what to do,
Mort.Copy !req
317. I am your king, who naturally
will be the cute one.Copy !req
318. Look at me.Copy !req
319. Hmm, now,
where are we going to findCopy !req
320. the brainy one?Copy !req
321. Say something... sciencey.Copy !req
322. - Sciencey?Copy !req
323. Is that even a word?Copy !req
324. - Is that... ooh,
you stumped me.Copy !req
325. We found our genius.Copy !req
326. - I've got a visual, Skipper.Copy !req
327. Subject approaching
sector salty.Copy !req
328. And he returns to the scene,Copy !req
329. just as I expected.Copy !req
330. Hold position.Copy !req
331. - You really don't have
any pretzels?Copy !req
332. - That's because the penguins
stole them all, Mrs. Trevor.Copy !req
333. - Skipper,
I can grab the notebook.Copy !req
334. - Not yet, Private.Copy !req
335. This is just
getting interesting.Copy !req
336. - Ohh.Copy !req
337. - I'm not making this one up.Copy !req
338. Look, see?Copy !req
339. One of the penguins
just flew by.Copy !req
340. - Penguins don't fly, Ronald.Copy !req
341. Now, take your notebook
and go write downCopy !req
342. some real observations
for your field trip report.Copy !req
343. - Sending him out
on more recon, eh?Copy !req
344. Well, five can play
at that game.Copy !req
345. - Ahh, my itching isn't quitting
just standing here.Copy !req
346. Give us orders, bossy one.Copy !req
347. - That would be you.Copy !req
348. - What should I order?Copy !req
349. - Pizza or Chinese.Copy !req
350. I'm easy.Copy !req
351. - Get the smart one to tell us
where the heck is this building.Copy !req
352. - Yeah, what he said.Copy !req
353. - Uh, isn't the smart oneCopy !req
354. supposed to whip out a map
or something?Copy !req
355. - I think we can cover
all the spy's movementsCopy !req
356. if we place cameras here,
here, here, here, and here.Copy !req
357. - That's pretty ambitious,
Kowalski,Copy !req
358. considering he's right here.Copy !req
359. - Skipper, the notebook.Copy !req
360. - At the moment, Private,Copy !req
361. I'm more interested
in the elephant.Copy !req
362. - Uh...
part two.Copy !req
363. - This conspiracy
is even bigger than I imaginedCopy !req
364. in my wildest paranoid dreams.Copy !req
365. - Yep,
he's told me some of them.Copy !req
366. They're pretty wild.Copy !req
367. Okay, here—Copy !req
368. - Oh!Copy !req
369. - Huh?Copy !req
370. - what have you told him?
- Who?Copy !req
371. - The spook, the sneak, the spy.Copy !req
372. - The who?Copy !req
373. - Coy, are you, now?Copy !req
374. Rico, why don't you hustle up
some elephant-sized underpants?Copy !req
375. Prepare to go atomic.Copy !req
376. - Oh, so now
you're ready to talk.Copy !req
377. - Ah!Copy !req
378. - Dude.Copy !req
379. - Wedgie.Copy !req
380. - Ahh.Copy !req
381. - Okay, maybe now it's time
to get that notebook.Copy !req
382. - Hmm, does look familiar.Copy !req
383. - That's because—Copy !req
384. - Bossy one,
tell maniac oneCopy !req
385. he should only speak
in stupid grunts, not words.Copy !req
386. - what he said... again.Copy !req
387. - I think your dog
wants something.Copy !req
388. - What is it, boy?Copy !req
389. - Yep, definitely seen that
somewhere before.Copy !req
390. - They're after me.Copy !req
391. They're after me.Copy !req
392. They're after me!Copy !req
393. - Come on, now, it's time
to go to our next stop.Copy !req
394. yay! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
395. - Ah, lost 'em.Copy !req
396. That's my report.Copy !req
397. Oh, this is a-plus material.Copy !req
398. - Now, for our next challenge,
how do we get inside?Copy !req
399. - How about that thing
that looks like a door?Copy !req
400. It might be a door.Copy !req
401. - Stupendous braininess,
smart one.Copy !req
402. Ahh! Ooh! Augh! Ohh!Copy !req
403. - Ohh, very clever, smart one.Copy !req
404. Doing the penguin
slippery slide, eh?Copy !req
405. - Whee!
I'm speeding!Copy !req
406. Geh!Copy !req
407. They're here.Copy !req
408. Eh!Copy !req
409. Ow.Copy !req
410. - We need to retrieve
that dossier, boys.Copy !req
411. This spy is wild,Copy !req
412. but we've got something
he doesn't.Copy !req
413. - High-tension wire,
a good old harness,Copy !req
414. and a grabby claw?Copy !req
415. - I was gonna say teamwork,Copy !req
416. but bring
those other things too.Copy !req
417. - I am questioning
your leadershipiness now.Copy !req
418. - Oh,
I can't take the pressure.Copy !req
419. - Maniac one,
vomit something useful.Copy !req
420. - You want me to do what?Copy !req
421. I-I mean...Copy !req
422. - You know, hawk, spew,
blow chunkies,Copy !req
423. laugh at the carpet,
rainbow yawn,Copy !req
424. yell at your shoes.Copy !req
425. I don't care what you do,Copy !req
426. but give me something useful
from your gut.Copy !req
427. - Mm... bleh!Copy !req
428. - Abort! Abort!Copy !req
429. - Huh?Copy !req
430. - There you are, Ronald.Copy !req
431. You can't just wander off
from the group.Copy !req
432. What did we talk about, Ronald?Copy !req
433. That is for observations,Copy !req
434. not your wild
make-believe stories.Copy !req
435. - But Mrs. Trevor,
these are observations.Copy !req
436. It's those penguins
from the zoo.Copy !req
437. First it was the pretzels.
Now they're after me.Copy !req
438. They're up in that vent
watching us right now.Copy !req
439. I think they want to give me
a wedgie.Copy !req
440. - Ronald,
do you know how stressfulCopy !req
441. a field trip is on a teacher?Copy !req
442. Very.Copy !req
443. - Hey.Copy !req
444. - Want it.
I want it.Copy !req
445. I've got to have it.Copy !req
446. I've got to have it.Copy !req
447. - What are you doing, man?Copy !req
448. If they see you,Copy !req
449. it will compromise
our entire mission.Copy !req
450. - Oh, your mission.Copy !req
451. Let me tell you something,
mister.Copy !req
452. My mission
is much more importantCopy !req
453. than your mission.Copy !req
454. This itch is epically
nonquitting, and...Copy !req
455. - Pipe down.Copy !req
456. We'll get your butt scratcher.Copy !req
457. - They're good.Copy !req
458. - Mm?Copy !req
459. Mrs. Trevor.
Mrs. Trevor, look.Copy !req
460. The penguins are right there
pretending to be a totem...Copy !req
461. Pole.Copy !req
462. - Honestly, Ronald, stop.Copy !req
463. Just stop.Copy !req
464. There never have been
nor will there ever beCopy !req
465. any penguins in Madagascar.Copy !req
466. - But the wedgies.Copy !req
467. - Here,
stick to what you're good at.Copy !req
468. - I would slay you
with a cutting remark, sir,Copy !req
469. if I didn't have
more important matters.Copy !req
470. What are you doing?Copy !req
471. - I am the leader.Copy !req
472. I will scratch the king's booty.Copy !req
473. - But—
- No buts...Copy !req
474. except your itchy one.Copy !req
475. - Um, yeah,
regarding our mission...Copy !req
476. - Our mark has left
the building.Copy !req
477. - Skipper, look.Copy !req
478. - Oh, yes, get it.Copy !req
479. Oh, you're the best.Copy !req
480. - Oh, bossing's so nice.Copy !req
481. - Penguin commandos...Copy !req
482. How ridiculous.Copy !req
483. - You didn't see anything.Copy !req
484. - Heh?Copy !req