1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Just set it over there.Copy !req
3. - Gentlemen, place your bets.Copy !req
4. - Hmm.Copy !req
5. Mammal-sized crate.Copy !req
6. Made of Spanish cedar.Copy !req
7. I'd wager the new arrival
is an anteater.Copy !req
8. - Pla! Pla! Platypus!
Platypus!Copy !req
9. - Perhaps
it's a magical unicorn.Copy !req
10. You know, if they were—
if they were real.Copy !req
11. - All right, let's crack this.Copy !req
12. - And the newest resident
of our fair zoo is...Copy !req
13. - Ohhh, no,
not another one.Copy !req
14. - Oh! Oh, man.Copy !req
15. My bum knee is killing me.Copy !req
16. Ohhhh, yeah.Copy !req
17. This is what I'm talkin' about,
some restin' and relaxin'.Copy !req
18. - Maurice,
where are you?Copy !req
19. - Coming!Copy !req
20. - Hurry, Maurice, hurry!
Crisis, an event emergency!Copy !req
21. - Wha—what is it?
- I cannot reach my...Copy !req
22. coconut juicy drink!Copy !req
23. Well, your king is waiting.Copy !req
24. That will be all.Copy !req
25. Ehh, you know what?Copy !req
26. I've changed my mind.Copy !req
27. Not really feeling coconut-y.Copy !req
28. - Ugh!Copy !req
29. - But you know what I could
really go for right now?Copy !req
30. - Pineapple?Copy !req
31. - Yes, you guessed it!Copy !req
32. And let's not let this
get out of control this time.Copy !req
33. Okay, Maurice?Copy !req
34. - Lemur's time is short,
so we'll make this brief.Copy !req
35. Kowalski, brief them briefly.Copy !req
36. - A new arrival was delivered
to the loading dockCopy !req
37. at 06:00 and is—
- It's a lemur!Copy !req
38. - I was building to that,
private.Copy !req
39. - A new lemur?
- Here?Copy !req
40. - Another subject
for me to rule over?Copy !req
41. Yeah, babies!Copy !req
42. "The more booties the merrier
for the shaking,"Copy !req
43. I always say.Copy !req
44. Well, not always,
but, you know, now.Copy !req
45. - We may have
to assume the worst.Copy !req
46. Back to the loading dock, boys.Copy !req
47. - What would be the worst,
Skipper?Copy !req
48. - We could be looking
at a lemur invasion.Copy !req
49. - Here you go, Clemson.Copy !req
50. Time to socialize
into your new colony.Copy !req
51. - Hello, uh—Clemson, was it?Copy !req
52. - Clemson, as your king,
I royally command you—Copy !req
53. - King?
Did he say "king"?Copy !req
54. Uh, forgive me, sire.Copy !req
55. I had no idea that I was
in the presence of you,Copy !req
56. which is royalty,
true royalty, if I may.Copy !req
57. - My feet!Copy !req
58. This is a little bit weird.Copy !req
59. - Clemson, that's no king.Copy !req
60. - Aye!
- You... you!Copy !req
61. You clearly have the wizened—Copy !req
62. which is good,
that means wise—Copy !req
63. and noble features of a true—Copy !req
64. - Ahem.
- Huh?Copy !req
65. - Note the crown.Copy !req
66. - A thousand pardons,
your illustrious—Copy !req
67. I hate the bowing part,
by the way.Copy !req
68. I have to be honest.
But I'm doing it!Copy !req
69. In fact, make it 2,000 pard—
you know what?Copy !req
70. 2,500 pardons.Copy !req
71. That's the best I can offer.Copy !req
72. You—and you are the illustrious
and esteemed king.Copy !req
73. I'll just stay down here
till I can get—Copy !req
74. - Ooh, fancy!Copy !req
75. Your words are like butter
to my ears.Copy !req
76. - You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
77. - Uh-ing, I'm sorry.Copy !req
78. Let me get that for you.Copy !req
79. Permit me, if I may,
and if you may.Copy !req
80. Ding!Copy !req
81. Ohhhh, yeah,
that's the stuff!Copy !req
82. Right there, yeah.Copy !req
83. - Whoa-ho-ho,
someone's been hitting the gym.Copy !req
84. - Oh, your shoulders
are like granite.Copy !req
85. Oooh, relax, relax.Copy !req
86. It's the royal responsibilities
weighing you down.Copy !req
87. Am I right?Copy !req
88. - Think that I am liking
this Clemson already.Copy !req
89. Ehhhh.Copy !req
90. I'm thinking
I like this Clemson too.Copy !req
91. What do you think, boy?
- Oh yeah, get that.Copy !req
92. Right there? Yeah.
In between the toes, yeah.Copy !req
93. - No!Copy !req
94. He's eee-evil.Copy !req
95. - Hey, Maurice?Copy !req
96. We have a serious discussion
that needs discussing.Copy !req
97. - Maurice, as I was explainingCopy !req
98. to our wise and magnetically
charismatic leader—Copy !req
99. no, really!
I mean, he's unbelievable.Copy !req
100. - I thank you for noticing,
Clemson.Copy !req
101. - That while a king
may have many subjects,Copy !req
102. he can really only have
one true right-hand man.Copy !req
103. Hey, look where I am!Copy !req
104. - Otherwise, the other would
have to be the left-hand manCopy !req
105. or maybe the right foot
or the left elbow...Copy !req
106. or maybe—Copy !req
107. the point is,
I'm going to decideCopy !req
108. on a most difficult
gangly decision.Copy !req
109. - Clemson can have it.Copy !req
110. - While you are both
my loyal subjects,Copy !req
111. I'm sorry to say
I can only choose one of you.Copy !req
112. - Just pick Clemson.
- And since I know how muchCopy !req
113. this position
is meaning to you, Maurice...Copy !req
114. - Clemson's your man!Copy !req
115. - I want to choose
the fairest wayCopy !req
116. to decide between between—Copy !req
117. - Better give it to Clemson,
don't you think?Copy !req
118. - And you had better
let the king tell youCopy !req
119. how he is going to decideCopy !req
120. on what the king
will decide on, okay?Copy !req
121. - Sorry, go ahead.Copy !req
122. We'll hold a contestsCopy !req
123. with you competing
in a competitive competitionCopy !req
124. to prove who can best serve
the king.Copy !req
125. Royal booty scratching!Copy !req
126. On your mark...Copy !req
127. get set...Copy !req
128. go.Copy !req
129. - Go, go!
Scratch at my booty!Copy !req
130. - Oh, Clemson!Copy !req
131. Your skills are the sickest!Copy !req
132. Sorry, Maurice,
but, uh, it kind of looks likeCopy !req
133. Clemson here
is the one best fittingCopy !req
134. to be my right-hand man.Copy !req
135. - Oh, well, there can only be
one right-hand man.Copy !req
136. - Just like
there can only be one king.Copy !req
137. - Rico, take point.
Private, watch his six.Copy !req
138. Kowalski, don't fire till you
see the rings of their tails.Copy !req
139. - Hmm, nothing today,Copy !req
140. but it looks like an outgoing
crate has been prepped.Copy !req
141. No animal has been
specified yet,Copy !req
142. but there is a destination tag.Copy !req
143. - I'd recognize that code
anywhere.Copy !req
144. It's the—it's—Copy !req
145. the Hoboken zoo.Copy !req
146. - Did you say hobo-bo—
ho-bo-bo-bo-ho-baaaa!Copy !req
147. - No!
- You don't mean—Copy !req
148. - Some poor sap
has a one-way ticketCopy !req
149. to North Jersey oblivion.Copy !req
150. - Huh, Mort?
- It's Clemson.Copy !req
151. He's eeeevil.Copy !req
152. - Oh, no.
Just let me get some peace—Copy !req
153. hey!Copy !req
154. - You've really outdone yourself
this time, haven't you?Copy !req
155. Moved up the ranks
to the number two spotCopy !req
156. in record time, even for me.Copy !req
157. This is better
than I've ever been.Copy !req
158. And tomorrow, all you need to doCopy !req
159. is get booty-for-brains
out of the way.Copy !req
160. Then you'll be number one!Copy !req
161. That's right, number one!Copy !req
162. That means the king.Copy !req
163. Didn't look like rain.Copy !req
164. - Skipper, there's nothing
about anyoneCopy !req
165. getting transferred to Hoboken.Copy !req
166. - Judging from the size
of the crate,Copy !req
167. I think we can rule out Roy
and Bert.Copy !req
168. - Right, so that leaves
the otter, the chimps,Copy !req
169. lemurs, chameleons, and, uh—Copy !req
170. - And, of course... us.Copy !req
171. - I've rotted away in gulags,
work camps, penal colonies,Copy !req
172. and every dirty flea-bitten
corner of creation,Copy !req
173. but I promised myself that I
would never end up in Hoboken,Copy !req
174. at least not alive!Copy !req
175. I will pluck out
my own eyeballs,Copy !req
176. I swear to you!Copy !req
177. - Skipper, there's something
wrong with that Clemson dude.Copy !req
178. - Well, mostly he's eeeeeeevil!Copy !req
179. - So the new guy was trying on
ringtail's crown.Copy !req
180. Big whoop.Copy !req
181. - That doesn't prove
that he's evil.Copy !req
182. - Trust me, Mort is right.Copy !req
183. He said something about getting
rid of King Julien tomorrow.Copy !req
184. - To who?
- Himself!Copy !req
185. - Hmm.Copy !req
186. - Scheming aloud,Copy !req
187. that does sound
like a classic villain quirk.Copy !req
188. - Well, how 'bout an evil laugh?Copy !req
189. Did he start off his whole
speech with something like,Copy !req
190. You know, like—
like something like that?Copy !req
191. - Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
192. I mean, there was a laugh
for sure,Copy !req
193. but he closed with it.Copy !req
194. And it was more likeCopy !req
195. muah-ha-ha ha ha ha hwa!Copy !req
196. You know, something like that.Copy !req
197. - That does sound
authentically evil.Copy !req
198. - Come on, boys.
Move out.Copy !req
199. - Uh, so where is this
fancy-shmancyCopy !req
200. royal-dancy special present
you are giving to me?Copy !req
201. - In there, your eminence.
Keep going.Copy !req
202. No, you're going the—
just a little more...Copy !req
203. - We're too late!Copy !req
204. - Quick, where would
a psychotic mad mammalCopy !req
205. take ringtail to dispose of him
without a trace?Copy !req
206. Rico?
- Here?Copy !req
207. - Administration building
incinerator?Copy !req
208. - Here.Copy !req
209. - Dung heap
behind the elephant habitat.Copy !req
210. - Here's nice.
- Deep fryer at the cafeteria.Copy !req
211. - Yeah!Copy !req
212. - No, it would have to beCopy !req
213. something he planned
ahead of time,Copy !req
214. something he had ready
the minute—Copy !req
215. - Skipper, the crate,Copy !req
216. the one going
to the Hoboken zoo!Copy !req
217. - Hoboken.Copy !req
218. - I am seeing only darkness.Copy !req
219. - That's why it's a surprise.Copy !req
220. Now, keep going, keep going,
keep going!Copy !req
221. - I think you've gone
far enough!Copy !req
222. - Maurice, how dare you
interrupt ClemsonCopy !req
223. when he was about to give me
very special present?Copy !req
224. - The present he's trying
to give you, ringtail,Copy !req
225. is a one-way ticket
to the Hoboken zoo.Copy !req
226. - Oh-ho-ho.Copy !req
227. What's the resale value?Copy !req
228. - King Julien, Clemson's trying
to get rid of you.Copy !req
229. He's eeeevil!Copy !req
230. - And why should I trust you nowCopy !req
231. when I have my loyal
and trusted new...Copy !req
232. - Right-hand man?Copy !req
233. Uh, did he always have
that evil laugh thing,Copy !req
234. or is that new? What?Copy !req
235. Ooooh!Copy !req
236. - Silly king.Copy !req
237. I'm sorry. Ex-king.Copy !req
238. Whoa!Copy !req
239. - Ahh, come on!Copy !req
240. - He was eeevil.Copy !req
241. - Yes.Copy !req
242. Yes, he was.Copy !req
243. He and Hoboken
deserve each other.Copy !req
244. - You know, you can feel free
to thank me at any time.Copy !req
245. - Uh, no thanks.Copy !req
246. I'm good with just leaving it
as one of those, you know,Copy !req
247. unspoken things between us.Copy !req
248. - Stinky, disgusting,
filthy— ugh!Copy !req
249. Bon appetit!Copy !req
250. Ugh!Copy !req
251. Can't wait till
the automated feeder arrives.Copy !req
252. - That makes two of us, sister.Copy !req
253. - Poor Alice doesn't get much
satisfaction from her work.Copy !req
254. - Let's not empathize
with the zookeeper, private.Copy !req
255. Dulls your edge.Copy !req
256. hmm?Copy !req
257. - Kowalski, are you okay?Copy !req
258. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine,Copy !req
259. but my cold fusion
beverage chillerCopy !req
260. is about to obliterate
every living creatureCopy !req
261. within a five-mile radius.
- Splendid.Copy !req
262. Another one of your inventions
endangers us all.Copy !req
263. Rico, terminate Kowalski's
latest disaster.Copy !req
264. - If only I could
boost my brainpowerCopy !req
265. from super genius
to super mega-genius.Copy !req
266. - Gosh, Kowalski,Copy !req
267. I think your brainpower's
already tip-top.Copy !req
268. - You also think there's
a little man in the fridgeCopy !req
269. who turns the light on and off.
- One day I'll catch him.Copy !req
270. - No, my brain must be better,
and it will be.Copy !req
271. I will be the—
day-gaaa!Copy !req
272. Ow!
- Not off to a great start.Copy !req
273. - I did it.
I've supercharged my brain!Copy !req
274. - Hey, new noggin?Copy !req
275. Good on you.Copy !req
276. - It's quite, uh, bulbous.Copy !req
277. - Isn't it?
All I had to doCopy !req
278. was irradiate massive quantitiesCopy !req
279. of omega-3 fatty acids
then add—Copy !req
280. - Why am I even bothering?Copy !req
281. All you tiny-brain folk
need to knowCopy !req
282. is I am now the smartest
penguin on earth!Copy !req
283. - Weren't you already that?Copy !req
284. - Well, yeah.Copy !req
285. But I am way smarter now.Copy !req
286. I can do anything,Copy !req
287. cure the common cold,
solve string theory,Copy !req
288. calculate pi
to the millionth digit.Copy !req
289. - Yay, pie!Copy !req
290. - Well, if anybody needs me,Copy !req
291. I'll be pushing the envelope
of fluid structural dynamicsCopy !req
292. in mode-coupled regenerative
machines.Copy !req
293. - Pie?
- Sorry, Rico. No pie.Copy !req
294. But it is almost lunch time.Copy !req
295. - Yay!Copy !req
296. - What is the chow hold-up?
- Feast!Copy !req
297. - I am a bit peckish, Skipper.
Where is Alice?Copy !req
298. - "The automated animal feed
distribution system takesCopy !req
299. the hassle and mess out of"--
blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
300. Let's just fire this baby up.Copy !req
301. - Ohhh!Copy !req
302. - Huh?Copy !req
303. - Ugh!Copy !req
304. Look, Maurice.Copy !req
305. The sky spirits are giving to us
a fruitius bounty!Copy !req
306. - Huh?
Ooooh!Copy !req
307. - I got it!
I got it, I—oh!Copy !req
308. - Yes!Copy !req
309. I'll never have to schlep food
to these lazy animals again.Copy !req
310. - Ooooh, looks like Alice got
herself some heavy artillery.Copy !req
311. Nice.Copy !req
312. - Huh?
- Well, that's not all, is it?Copy !req
313. - She can't expect us
to share just one fish.Copy !req
314. Did you miss the word "share"?Copy !req
315. - Kowalski.Copy !req
316. I thought your big new noggin
was gonna preventCopy !req
317. these kinds of shenanigans.Copy !req
318. - Did your cold fusion beverage
chiller go wrong again?Copy !req
319. - No, it worked perfectly,Copy !req
320. along with the nuclear-powered
bagel toaster,Copy !req
321. the positronic tongue cleaner,
and the subatomic nail trimmer.Copy !req
322. - So this was, uh...Copy !req
323. - Ultrasonic earwax recycler.
- Ewww!Copy !req
324. - I don't understand it.Copy !req
325. My calculations were flawless.Copy !req
326. I—ohhh, oh—forgot
to convert from metric.Copy !req
327. But how—Copy !req
328. how did I make
such a stupid mistake?Copy !req
329. With my heightened—Copy !req
330. der!Copy !req
331. You know...Copy !req
332. intelligence stuff,
I should be more gooder...Copy !req
333. at...Copy !req
334. The thinking thing.Copy !req
335. - Um, Kowalski...
- Huh.Copy !req
336. That sounded kind of
not so smartery.Copy !req
337. Yaaaaaaah!Copy !req
338. You don't suppose that...Copy !req
339. whooooos-a-dingit thing
I did with my brainCopy !req
340. was just tempor—Copy !req
341. - Temporary?
- Uh-huh! That one.Copy !req
342. I like peanuts,
and I like butter,Copy !req
343. but I do not like peanut butter.Copy !req
344. Weird.Copy !req
345. - Something's gone horribly
wrong with Kowalski's brain.Copy !req
346. Private, until we resolve this,
you're my new options guy.Copy !req
347. - Oh, man.
- Yay!Copy !req
348. - Now, how do we fix Kowalski?Copy !req
349. Options.
- Oh! Um...Copy !req
350. uh...Copy !req
351. ask Kowalski?Copy !req
352. - Rico,
you're my new options man.Copy !req
353. How do we fix Kowalski?Copy !req
354. - Bing!Copy !req
355. - Fine, we go
with the private's plan.Copy !req
356. Kowalski,
concentrate real hard.Copy !req
357. How do we help you?Copy !req
358. - Eggs...Copy !req
359. are...Copy !req
360. egg-shaped.Copy !req
361. That's funny.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
362. - So we're stuck
with a stupid Kowalski.Copy !req
363. Well, maybe it's a good thing.Copy !req
364. I mean, we were all
gettin' tiredCopy !req
365. of his big highfalutin words
like "recalcitrant," right?Copy !req
366. I mean, what is that?Copy !req
367. Recalcitrant?Copy !req
368. Do I look recalcitrant to you?Copy !req
369. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
370. Up high.Copy !req
371. - But Skipper—
- No buts, private.Copy !req
372. I've had it with your buts.Copy !req
373. - Butts.Copy !req
374. - Let's concentrate
on what we can fix,Copy !req
375. starting
with our grub situation.Copy !req
376. Operation fish fry is a—Copy !req
377. how did you even manage that?Copy !req
378. - Can't hear you!Copy !req
379. Toilet stick on face!Copy !req
380. - Seafood truck approaching.Copy !req
381. - Check. I see it too.Copy !req
382. I want those tires flatter
than a flounder.Copy !req
383. - Right, deploying thumb tacks.Copy !req
384. Um...
anyone seen the thumb tacks?Copy !req
385. - Um, hey.
- Hmm?Copy !req
386. Oh!Copy !req
387. Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!Copy !req
388. - Truck in position.Copy !req
389. - Well done, men.Copy !req
390. - Look—whoa, look out!Copy !req
391. - Last chance.
Private, distract the driver.Copy !req
392. Rico, neutralize the lock.Copy !req
393. Kowalski...Copy !req
394. - You keep doing whatever it is
you're doing, I guess.Copy !req
395. - Aye-aye, Skipper!Copy !req
396. - Ohhh!Copy !req
397. You think you're so smart!Copy !req
398. - Boys, do you smell
what I smell?Copy !req
399. Mm, mmmm.Copy !req
400. - This situation
is not sustainable.Copy !req
401. - Yes, I want
the old Kowalski back.Copy !req
402. - Huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that too.Copy !req
403. I was talking about
our lack of lunch.Copy !req
404. - Oooh.Copy !req
405. - It's that blasted feed system,Copy !req
406. squeezing the ever-loving life
out of us.Copy !req
407. I'm wasting away to nothing!Copy !req
408. - Now, now, Skipper,
not quite.Copy !req
409. I mean, you've still got
a bit of spare tire, don't you?Copy !req
410. And some, uh—some more
on top of—Copy !req
411. Gosh, you're thin.Copy !req
412. - We've got to slap
that contraption into shape.Copy !req
413. - Yay, a missio—Copy !req
414. I forgot how to—Copy !req
415. Swim!Copy !req
416. - You're an aquatic bird,
Kowalski!Copy !req
417. - I'm a beaver?Copy !req
418. - Rico, go diving for dummies.Copy !req
419. - Ugh!Copy !req
420. - I want a bungle-free
operation.Copy !req
421. Uh, Kowalski,
you're on line duty.Copy !req
422. I want you to follow this line.Copy !req
423. Now, don't stop
until you reach the end.Copy !req
424. Do you comprende?Copy !req
425. Do you understand-ay?Copy !req
426. - I'm on it, Skipper!Copy !req
427. Follow the line,
follow the line,Copy !req
428. follow the line,
follow the line,Copy !req
429. follow the line,
follow the line,Copy !req
430. follow the line,
follow the line.Copy !req
431. Follow the—whoa, look out!Copy !req
432. Ahhh!
I've lost the line!Copy !req
433. Where is the line?Copy !req
434. - You just crossed it,
buddy boy.Copy !req
435. Ugh!Copy !req
436. - One fish? Ridiculous!Copy !req
437. Let's slap a zero
on that bad boy.Copy !req
438. - Ten fish?
Well done, Skipper!Copy !req
439. - Mmm, good,Copy !req
440. but it's missing a little
something.Copy !req
441. Ooh, I know.Copy !req
442. Just got to let these computers
know who's boss.Copy !req
443. - Ugh!Copy !req
444. I was in a tree.Copy !req
445. Listen to me, com-pu-ter.Copy !req
446. I am the boss!Copy !req
447. Hey, guys, I added
eleventeen zeros.Copy !req
448. I—oy!Copy !req
449. Aghh! Ugh! Ah!Copy !req
450. - No, no, I do not want
penguin for lunch.Copy !req
451. Gives me the gases.Copy !req
452. Perhaps another waterbird.Copy !req
453. Uh, is the beaver fresh today?Copy !req
454. - Nothing personal.
You understand.Copy !req
455. - Aigh! Ugh.Copy !req
456. Line, I found you!Copy !req
457. - Ah, boys, it won't be longCopy !req
458. before we're hip-deep
in halibut.Copy !req
459. - Oh, Skipper!Copy !req
460. I lost the line for a while,
but I found it again!Copy !req
461. Hey, ow!Copy !req
462. Hey!Copy !req
463. Hey, hey!
It's raining fish.Copy !req
464. Ow, my head.Copy !req
465. - Skipper, I think that might be
more than 100 fish.Copy !req
466. - Help!
I forgot how to swim in fish!Copy !req
467. - Kowalski!Copy !req
468. Hmm, fish?Copy !req
469. Yep, that's fish.Copy !req
470. Mmm, I like fish.Copy !req
471. They taste nummy...Copy !req
472. and they have googly eyes...Copy !req
473. and they travel in schools.Copy !req
474. Schools.
That's 'cause they're so smart.Copy !req
475. No, that's not right.Copy !req
476. Fish are stupid, but—Copy !req
477. eureka!Copy !req
478. Oh, the brain is back, baby!Copy !req
479. - Kowalski, are you smart again?Copy !req
480. - Or at least less stupid?Copy !req
481. - Do alkaline earth metals
have a plus two charge?Copy !req
482. - He's back.Copy !req
483. - But how did you restore
your beautiful mind?Copy !req
484. - Fish are brain food.
- Brain food?Copy !req
485. - Yes, you see fish are rich
in omega-3 fatty acids,Copy !req
486. like eicosapentaenoic acid,Copy !req
487. and its brainy buddy,
docosahexaenoic acid.Copy !req
488. - Boring!Copy !req
489. - It sure is nice to have
the old Kowalski back.Copy !req
490. - It sure is, young private.Copy !req