1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Here for your tour?
Fine.Copy !req
3. Pay attention and keep up.Copy !req
4. I talk fast and I walk faster.Copy !req
5. This is an elephant.Copy !req
6. This is...Copy !req
7. an otter.Copy !req
8. Potty break.Copy !req
9. Moving on.Copy !req
10. - This is...Copy !req
11. - Excuse me, sir.
You dropped this.Copy !req
12. - Oh, oh, why,
thank you, young man.Copy !req
13. - You know, you could have
totally kept that dollar.Copy !req
14. - But returning that dollar
was my good deed for the day.Copy !req
15. - Good deed for the day?Copy !req
16. - Oh, yes, ma'am.Copy !req
17. Let nothing keep you awayCopy !req
18. from doing a good deed each
and every day.Copy !req
19. Whatever peels your bananas.Copy !req
20. Come on, we want
to hit the rhinoCopy !req
21. before he digests breakfast.Copy !req
22. - Now, that's the way to do it.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, you don't want
to catch RoyCopy !req
24. with a fuming tailpipe.Copy !req
25. Oh, you're talking
about the good deed.Copy !req
26. - But Skipper,
don't we already do goodCopy !req
27. and right wrongs and such?
- Frequently.Copy !req
28. - Oh, yeah.
- Yes, these uniformedCopy !req
29. child operatives
do it each and every day.Copy !req
30. Gentlemen, we have
a good deed gap.Copy !req
31. - Whoops.Copy !req
32. - Well, that was frustrating.Copy !req
33. - Skipper, maybe one
of our fellow zoo animalsCopy !req
34. would appreciate a good deed.Copy !req
35. - Marlene, we need you!Copy !req
36. - Whoa! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
37. You guys really need
to learn to knock.Copy !req
38. - No time for niceties, sister.Copy !req
39. This is an urgent matter.Copy !req
40. - We need to do our good deed
for the day.Copy !req
41. - Oh, well, sure,
no, that is urgent.Copy !req
42. - You're telling me.Copy !req
43. We need to do it sometime
in the next eight hours.Copy !req
44. - Well, you could clean up
this messCopy !req
45. that you kind of made.Copy !req
46. - Well, don't think twice
about it, Marlene.Copy !req
47. We are good deed to go.Copy !req
48. - Oh!Copy !req
49. - Leaf cleaning accomplished,
ma'am.Copy !req
50. - Okay.
Not bad, guys.Copy !req
51. - Team do-gooders,
we have achievedCopy !req
52. good-deed-doing
for the day.Copy !req
53. - And with seven hours,
six minutes left.Copy !req
54. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
55. - Ow!Copy !req
56. Who the devil whacked me
with a bucket of wet leaves?Copy !req
57. - Oops.Copy !req
58. - It appears to be
a back injury?Copy !req
59. I know it's
a back injury, Phil!Copy !req
60. - Fear not, Mason.Copy !req
61. Allow me to introduce
my crank-a-tronicCopy !req
62. spinal straightener.Copy !req
63. - That looks suspiciously
like a medieval torture device.Copy !req
64. - Sometimes we have
to look backwardsCopy !req
65. to move forward.Copy !req
66. - Ah, so it is
a medieval torture device.Copy !req
67. - Pretty much.Copy !req
68. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
69. - No, I am not getting
into that, ever.Copy !req
70. - But if you don't,
this bad deedCopy !req
71. will cancel out
our good deed for the day,Copy !req
72. and then our good deed record
will be permanently soiled.Copy !req
73. - Well, I fail to see
how that is my problem.Copy !req
74. - Men, the situation is dire.Copy !req
75. We've got to fix
that simian's sorry spine.Copy !req
76. You ever hear the words
coming out of your own mouthCopy !req
77. and think, "What's that guy
talking about?"Copy !req
78. - Oh, yes! Mm!Copy !req
79. Yeah, that is the stuff!Copy !req
80. - Okay, good.Copy !req
81. Turn to the shoulder blade.Copy !req
82. Yeah, good.Copy !req
83. Get up in there.Copy !req
84. Oh, yeah, it's working.Copy !req
85. - Bingo.Copy !req
86. - Yeah, sure,
I can help Mason.Copy !req
87. - Mm, no.Copy !req
88. You want my right hand man's
right and left hands,Copy !req
89. then I'll need something
in return.Copy !req
90. - Well, we're doing
a good deed.Copy !req
91. Maybe you could do one as well.Copy !req
92. Did you hear?Copy !req
93. Did you hear
what he just said?Copy !req
94. Oh, you're serious.Copy !req
95. - Well, yeah.Copy !req
96. I mean, you think?Copy !req
97. It's so...Copy !req
98. Okay, I'm through now.Copy !req
99. No, I'm not.Copy !req
100. - Knock it off
and name a price, Ringtail.Copy !req
101. - Okay.Copy !req
102. Okay.Copy !req
103. Hm.Copy !req
104. Good deed.Copy !req
105. - Ringtail.Copy !req
106. - I should like a pink featherCopy !req
107. from the flamingo's booty.Copy !req
108. Yes, a pinky booty featherCopy !req
109. will add
that touch of elegance.Copy !req
110. - Nuh-uh, baby.Copy !req
111. Nobody's plucking
my tail feathers.Copy !req
112. - What if we give you
something in return?Copy !req
113. - Ooh, mm, well,
I could go for some peanuts.Copy !req
114. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
115. I got lots of peanuts.Copy !req
116. You can have some
if you score me some extra hay.Copy !req
117. - Hay, eh?
Hmm.Copy !req
118. Yeah, I got some.Copy !req
119. But if you want it,
you got to do me favor.Copy !req
120. - We prefer
the term "good deed."Copy !req
121. - So what do you need,
odd-toed ungulate?Copy !req
122. Guess.Copy !req
123. - Stop throwing
our banana peelsCopy !req
124. over the wall over there?Copy !req
125. - Hey, this we can do.Copy !req
126. - Yeah, for a price.Copy !req
127. - How did I know?
- All I'm saying is,Copy !req
128. we could do
with a nice pizza pie.Copy !req
129. - Extra pepperoni.Copy !req
130. Capish?Copy !req
131. - Yes, and we also understand.Copy !req
132. - Hey, you got it.
One pizza, extra pepperoni.Copy !req
133. Be there 30 minutes
or your pizza's free.Copy !req
134. - Gra-zie.Copy !req
135. - Suit up, boys.Copy !req
136. Maybe finally we could put
this good deed to bed.Copy !req
137. - Thank you.Copy !req
138. - Thanks. Got to run.Copy !req
139. If these pizzas are late,Copy !req
140. the boss will have my—hey.Copy !req
141. Ever heard of a tip?Copy !req
142. Penguins?Copy !req
143. - He's seen too much.Copy !req
144. - Hi-ya!Copy !req
145. Smack!
- Ow.Copy !req
146. - Here's your tip delivery,
human.Copy !req
147. Know when to walk away,
know when to run.Copy !req
148. - By receiving this pizza,Copy !req
149. you agree to the previously
negotiated terms,Copy !req
150. namely that you will stop
throwing banana peelsCopy !req
151. into Roy's habitat.Copy !req
152. - Of course.
What do you take us for?Copy !req
153. - A couple of mooks?Copy !req
154. - Banana-peel-free
and loving it.Copy !req
155. - Pleasure doing business
with you.Copy !req
156. - Mm-mm.Copy !req
157. I do love me some peanuts.Copy !req
158. Whoa!Copy !req
159. - Mm.Copy !req
160. Yes. I like it.Copy !req
161. By Jove, man, you did it.Copy !req
162. Your hands are miraculous.Copy !req
163. Ha-ha-ha!
I'm a new chimp.Copy !req
164. - Heh-heh, glad I could help.Copy !req
165. - All right,
now we can putCopy !req
166. our good-deed-doing to bed.Copy !req
167. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
168. - Boys, it's time
to crack openCopy !req
169. a cool, frosty high five.Copy !req
170. - Ooh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
171. Sorry about that.Copy !req
172. - What gives, Private?Copy !req
173. Called for high-fiving.Copy !req
174. Get your head out
of the clouds.Copy !req
175. - Sorry, Skipper.Copy !req
176. I just keep thinking
about the pizza delivery boy.Copy !req
177. - Oh, no worries there,
Private.Copy !req
178. By the time he comes to,
he won't remember what hit him.Copy !req
179. - No, no, Skipper.Copy !req
180. He's got a truck full of pizzas
waiting to be delivered.Copy !req
181. - Wow.Copy !req
182. - All those metro area families
going hungry,Copy !req
183. and it's our fault.Copy !req
184. - Those numerous bad deedsCopy !req
185. will far outweigh
today's one good deed.Copy !req
186. - Hey, bobby, you making
those deliveries or what?Copy !req
187. - Uh...
- I told you you got 30 minutesCopy !req
188. or it's your job,
and that was 22 minutes ago.Copy !req
189. - Uh, okay.Copy !req
190. - All right, boys,
hang onto your pepperonis.Copy !req
191. We've got a pizza run to make.Copy !req
192. - Look, I don't need
to continue my sessions, doc.Copy !req
193. 'Cause I realize there's no wayCopy !req
194. an elephant and a bunch
of penguins ever cameCopy !req
195. to my apartment to return
a kazoo I lost as a kid.Copy !req
196. I mean, that's—
that's crazy talk.Copy !req
197. Finally, my pizza.Copy !req
198. Keep the change.Copy !req
199. - Gratuity. Nice.Copy !req
200. - Actually, doc,
forget what I said.Copy !req
201. I'll—I'll see you Thursday.Copy !req
202. - Thanks.Copy !req
203. - Last delivery.Copy !req
204. - What was
the last address again?Copy !req
205. - 41052nd street.Copy !req
206. - I see a 408 and a 416
but no 410.Copy !req
207. - Wait, was that East 52nd
or West?Copy !req
208. - I'm not sure.Copy !req
209. I suppose that little squiggle
might be a "W."Copy !req
210. - Cross-town.Copy !req
211. Rico, take the wheel.Copy !req
212. - All right.Copy !req
213. Good deed.Copy !req
214. - Rico, look out!Copy !req
215. You're not supposed to—Copy !req
216. - Ah!Copy !req
217. Hey, learn how
to drive, buddy.Copy !req
218. - Thanks to Rico's
complete disregardCopy !req
219. for the rules of the road,
we got here in record time.Copy !req
220. - Still, we only have
20 secondsCopy !req
221. to get this pizza delivered
to the seventh floor.Copy !req
222. - We'll never make it.Copy !req
223. - "Never" is not
in my vocabulary,Copy !req
224. neither is "cutlets."Copy !req
225. For different reasons.Copy !req
226. Rico.Copy !req
227. - A little lower.Copy !req
228. A scosche.Copy !req
229. And fire.Copy !req
230. - A few more secondsCopy !req
231. and our pizza is free.Copy !req
232. - Five...
- Four...Copy !req
233. three, two...Copy !req
234. - There you are.Copy !req
235. My bestest driver.Copy !req
236. - Huh? What?
- You're the only driverCopy !req
237. who got all the pizzas
delivered in time.Copy !req
238. Today you are no longer
a delivery boy.Copy !req
239. You are a delivery man.Copy !req
240. Mwah. Mwah.Copy !req
241. - Really?
Oh, that—sweet.Copy !req
242. - Well, how about that?Copy !req
243. A good deed,
pure and clean.Copy !req
244. Hey, Maurice, wake up.Copy !req
245. You know what
I was just thinking?Copy !req
246. In my brain?Copy !req
247. - Do tell.Copy !req
248. That time the penguins
wanted me to do a good deed.Copy !req
249. What were they thinking?Copy !req
250. It's so funny.Copy !req
251. Join with me.Copy !req
252. It's funny, Maur—
come on, it's a little funny.Copy !req
253. - I!Copy !req
254. Want!Copy !req
255. Cheezy bits! Ah!Copy !req
256. - Mort, what are you doing?Copy !req
257. - I want...Copy !req
258. Cheezy bits.Copy !req
259. - That's not how
you get snacks out.Copy !req
260. First, we need
to find some money.Copy !req
261. You'd be surprised
how much loose changeCopy !req
262. ends up under these things.Copy !req
263. Hey, this ought
to do the trick.Copy !req
264. - Yay!Copy !req
265. Yah!Copy !req
266. - Ah!Copy !req
267. - I got cheezy bits.Copy !req
268. Yay.Copy !req
269. I can't get the door open.Copy !req
270. Okay, not getting out that way.Copy !req
271. Still, there must be some way
out of this stuffy box.Copy !req
272. One, two, three.Copy !req
273. Ooh!Copy !req
274. Oh.Copy !req
275. I do not like cheezy bits.Copy !req
276. - Marvelous, Mort.Copy !req
277. - Who put a pretty pinkCopy !req
278. floral arrangement in there?Copy !req
279. Private, I'm looking at you.Copy !req
280. Or I would be
if you were here.Copy !req
281. Where's young Private?Copy !req
282. - Hmm, 0800 hours,Copy !req
283. he should be watching
the Lunacorns.Copy !req
284. - Weird.Copy !req
285. - Men, something
smells fishy here.Copy !req
286. - I mean, beyondCopy !req
287. the ever-present fishy smell
of our home.Copy !req
288. This mango is rotten.Copy !req
289. Oh, I'm so angry.Copy !req
290. I need to be kicking something.Copy !req
291. Mort, assume the position.Copy !req
292. Hey, where is he?Copy !req
293. - Not where he usually is.Copy !req
294. - The lemurs are missing
key personnel too?Copy !req
295. - Hmm.Copy !req
296. - We'll canvass the zoo
in a counter clockwiseCopy !req
297. concentric circle pattern.Copy !req
298. Now, the advantages
of this search—Copy !req
299. - Boring.Copy !req
300. Let's move out.Copy !req
301. Ringtail, I said move out.Copy !req
302. - Shh. Look.Copy !req
303. Prince shares-a-lot forgotCopy !req
304. Princess self-respectra's
birthday?Copy !req
305. And she is devastated.
Look at her.Copy !req
306. - You want devastation,
Ringtail?Copy !req
307. I'll give you devastation.Copy !req
308. - Uh, Skipper, maybe it's best
we leave him watching the tube.Copy !req
309. I mean, the king's helping
usually isn't that helpful.Copy !req
310. Know what I mean?Copy !req
311. There.Copy !req
312. - Yay, you did it.Copy !req
313. Ha-ha.
What did you do?Copy !req
314. - Because of the narrow
and woefully confining space,Copy !req
315. I can't get enough force
to knock the glass out.Copy !req
316. But this tightly coiled spring
just might.Copy !req
317. So when I untie
the licorice vines, it'll...Copy !req
318. - Ooh! Ow!Copy !req
319. - Oopsie.Copy !req
320. I eated the vine.Copy !req
321. - So I noticed.Copy !req
322. - Rico, a fellow soldier
is MIA,Copy !req
323. and you want to stop
for munchies?Copy !req
324. - Um, nuh-uh?Copy !req
325. - Right, now, stay frosty, men.Copy !req
326. Private and Sad Eyes
could be anywhere.Copy !req
327. - My birthday wish is,Copy !req
328. I wish I'd never had
a birthday.Copy !req
329. - No.Copy !req
330. - The Lunacorns will return
after these important messages.Copy !req
331. - Oh, man—oh.Copy !req
332. These messages are important?Copy !req
333. Then I will pay
extra attention.Copy !req
334. - Hey, hey, kids.Copy !req
335. Professor
Quimby Q. Qutiepie here.Copy !req
336. I'm coming to your area
to revealCopy !req
337. my brand new collection
of Qutiepie cuties.Copy !req
338. - Oh! That is Mort
and the silly penguin.Copy !req
339. They are petrified with fear.Copy !req
340. - Better hurry because
these limited edition animalsCopy !req
341. won't last long.Copy !req
342. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
343. Soon they'll be locked away
in the professor's vaultCopy !req
344. forever.Copy !req
345. - Meet the Professor
this afternoonCopy !req
346. at 8686 Battery Place.Copy !req
347. - 8686 Battery Place.Copy !req
348. 8686 Battery Place.Copy !req
349. - Private, oh, Private.Copy !req
350. We've got winkies.Copy !req
351. - Forget it.Copy !req
352. This Private bait
just isn't cutting the mustard.Copy !req
353. - Uh, so can I toss
these away then?Copy !req
354. They're kind of
creeping me out.Copy !req
355. - 8686 Battery Place.Copy !req
356. I know where they are.Copy !req
357. They've been taken
by an evil professor.Copy !req
358. And he said
they won't last long.Copy !req
359. - He's gonna lock them
in the vault forever.Copy !req
360. - And you know all this how?Copy !req
361. You were watching
the Lunacorns when we left.Copy !req
362. - 8686 Battery—yes.Copy !req
363. And it was very good too.Copy !req
364. But then they interrupted
the showCopy !req
365. with a very important message.Copy !req
366. - Breaking news?
- Yes, very broken.Copy !req
367. Fortunately, the TV box said
where to find this ring,Copy !req
368. and it is...Copy !req
369. 8686 Battery Place!Copy !req
370. - That sicko's got
a whole place for battering?Copy !req
371. - And he calls himself
an academic.Copy !req
372. - I've got to get out of here.Copy !req
373. Get a grip, Private.Copy !req
374. Going crackers
won't solve anything.Copy !req
375. Okay, think.Copy !req
376. What would Skipper do
in this situation?Copy !req
377. He'd ask for options.Copy !req
378. So what would Kowalski say?Copy !req
379. Probably something
I wouldn't understand anyway.Copy !req
380. Of course Rico would
just want to blow it up.Copy !req
381. Yes, that's it!Copy !req
382. - Oh!Copy !req
383. - It starts
with these winter fresh mints.Copy !req
384. You see, they spark
when you chew them.Copy !req
385. The sparks will ignite
these flaming hots,Copy !req
386. which will act like a fuse
and burnCopy !req
387. to these very combustible
sugary sticks,Copy !req
388. and hopefully they will blow
with enough bangCopy !req
389. to knock this window out
while we're safely hiddenCopy !req
390. behind a packet of crisps.Copy !req
391. Pretty smashing plan,
eh, Mort?Copy !req
392. No!Copy !req
393. - My mouth got all sparkly.Copy !req
394. It smells like seafood up—ooh.Copy !req
395. - What are you looking at,
buddy?Copy !req
396. - Hi, face.Copy !req
397. My name is Mort.Copy !req
398. What's yours?Copy !req
399. - That's a funny name.Copy !req
400. - Oh, that's not you, is it,
you silly face?Copy !req
401. What are you licking?Copy !req
402. - Well, Mort, I've fashionedCopy !req
403. these hard candies
into a wrench,Copy !req
404. and now I'm going to use it to
open the back of this machineCopy !req
405. so we can escape.
- Oh, boy, can I help?Copy !req
406. Can I?
- No, Mort, you cannot.Copy !req
407. In fact, don't touch
anything at all.Copy !req
408. Every time you touch something,
it goes all wrongCopy !req
409. and I wind up trapped in here
for another hour and—Copy !req
410. is it me, or is the oxygen
getting thin in here?Copy !req
411. - That sounded just like
the bossy penguin.Copy !req
412. Ooh, now do the throw-upy one.Copy !req
413. - No, that's still
the bossy one.Copy !req
414. - Keep up the good work.Copy !req
415. - According to my calculations,Copy !req
416. this is the evil professor's
back entrance.Copy !req
417. I believe we can enter
through that ventilation grate.Copy !req
418. - We are so excited
for this event.Copy !req
419. We'll get you out in front of
the kids in just a few moments.Copy !req
420. - Okay, Quimby.Copy !req
421. It's showtime.Copy !req
422. - Okay, Rico, it's showtime.Copy !req
423. What was that? Oh.Copy !req
424. - Where is lemur?Copy !req
425. Where is penguin?Copy !req
426. What is this?Copy !req
427. - Ha!Copy !req
428. - So kids,
without further ado,Copy !req
429. meet professor
Quimby Q. QutiepieCopy !req
430. and his quties.Copy !req
431. - Thank you. Ha-ha.Copy !req
432. I'll be along in a moment.Copy !req
433. - Bah! Bah! Bah!Copy !req
434. - Uh, Kowalski, shouldn't
a mad scientist's lairCopy !req
435. have more instruments of death
and less adorable children?Copy !req
436. - One would think.Copy !req
437. - Uh, guys,
what's with all the plush?Copy !req
438. - I don't know.
Beats me.Copy !req
439. - Boys, I think we've been
the opposite of right.Copy !req
440. - Hmm, I wonder how
that could happen.Copy !req
441. - Where is my Mort?Copy !req
442. Tell me.
I shall insult youCopy !req
443. with a withering put-down,Copy !req
444. probably something
about your sense of fashion.Copy !req
445. I don't know.
It'll come to me.Copy !req
446. Why are we fleeing?Copy !req
447. - Okay, Mort, we have enough
food to last us several days.Copy !req
448. Surely Skipper
will find us by then, right?Copy !req
449. - Mm.Copy !req
450. My finger smells funny.Copy !req
451. You want to smell it?Copy !req
452. - No.Copy !req
453. I'll conserve energy
and sleep.Copy !req
454. You should do the same.Copy !req
455. - Nighty night.Copy !req
456. - Uh? What?
What was that?Copy !req
457. - Oh, my tummy no feel so good.Copy !req
458. - Mort, what happened?Copy !req
459. Where's the food?Copy !req
460. - Eh, I got hungry.Copy !req
461. - So you ate everything?Copy !req
462. Well, even the cheezy bits?Copy !req
463. - They're not so bad
after the fifth bag.Copy !req
464. Do you realize
what you've done, Mort?Copy !req
465. We needed that food.Copy !req
466. You've doomed us both.Copy !req
467. - Doomed?Copy !req
468. - Yes, doomed, doomed, doomedCopy !req
469. because you're dumb,
dumb, dumb.Copy !req
470. - Oh, don't you dare cry.Copy !req
471. Because the only thing worse
than being trapped with youCopy !req
472. for the rest of my lifeCopy !req
473. is being trapped
for the rest of my lifeCopy !req
474. with you crying!Copy !req
475. - The vending machine
is empty again?Copy !req
476. Ah, better restock.Copy !req
477. - Huh?Copy !req
478. Shh.Copy !req
479. Oh.Copy !req
480. I can breathe again.Copy !req
481. Mort, you did it.Copy !req
482. Eating all that food
actually saved our lives.Copy !req
483. I'm sorry I got cross
with you.Copy !req
484. - And I'm sorry
I eated all the food.Copy !req
485. - But, Mort, don't you see?Copy !req
486. It was a good thing
that you ate the food.Copy !req
487. - But you told me not to.Copy !req
488. - No, I know I did,Copy !req
489. but it was good
that you did anywayCopy !req
490. because it saved us.Copy !req
491. Don't you understand?Copy !req
492. - I have to go potty.Copy !req
493. - They could be anywhere
by now.Copy !req
494. We'll never see Mort again.Copy !req
495. - Oh, Private.Copy !req
496. - I will not have
this unit going soft.Copy !req
497. Private was
a first class soldier,Copy !req
498. but I don't expect
to miss him anymoreCopy !req
499. than I miss Manfredi
or Johnson or...Copy !req
500. Private?Copy !req
501. You're alive!Copy !req
502. Don't scare me like that
ever again.Copy !req
503. You hear me?Copy !req
504. You hear me?Copy !req
505. You hear me?Copy !req
506. You hear me?Copy !req
507. - It's good to see you too,
Skipper.Copy !req
508. - Mort, you are alive.Copy !req
509. Oh, bring it in.Copy !req
510. - Oh, I am feeling
such a happinessCopy !req
511. that I don't even want
to kick you.Copy !req
512. - Really?Copy !req
513. - Yes, but tomorrow,
look out,Copy !req
514. 'cause I got a bootyCopy !req
515. with your booty's name
all over it.Copy !req
516. You know what I'm saying?
- Hooray.Copy !req
517. King Julian's going to write
my name on his foot.Copy !req
518. - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.Copy !req
519. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.Copy !req