1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Impact imminent.Copy !req
3. - Appears to be
a meteor, Skipper,Copy !req
4. coming in hot and fast.Copy !req
5. - Something tells me
this is not good at all.Copy !req
6. - I've got a visual.Copy !req
7. - Give me
the worst-case scenario.Copy !req
8. - It wipes out the entire
Eastern Seaboard.Copy !req
9. - Oh.
- Best-case scenario?Copy !req
10. - Um, Ohio is suddenly
Beachfront property.Copy !req
11. - Ah, Cleveland!Copy !req
12. - Negatory.Copy !req
13. I like the beach where it is.Copy !req
14. Rico!Copy !req
15. - Meteors can do that?Copy !req
16. - Well, technically speaking,Copy !req
17. nuh-uh!Copy !req
18. - Brace for impact!Copy !req
19. - Is that...
- It can't be.Copy !req
20. - But it is.
It's...Copy !req
21. - Lemmy!Copy !req
22. Come back home.Copy !req
23. Oh, how I have missed—Copy !req
24. oh! That's hot!
Hot!Copy !req
25. - Too hot to handle?
- Of course not, Maurice.Copy !req
26. Mort will give
the royal "welcome home" hug.Copy !req
27. Go ahead.Copy !req
28. I still don't like robot.Copy !req
29. - 70 million miles
to Mars and back!Copy !req
30. Give it up for craftsmanship.Copy !req
31. - But why did he come back here?Copy !req
32. - Silly penguin,
this is his home.Copy !req
33. - Hold on.
Last we saw,Copy !req
34. the robot was in the grips
of an evil space squid.Copy !req
35. How'd you escape, Lemmy?Copy !req
36. Of course, the penguin fighting
techniques we taught you.Copy !req
37. - Hmm, sorry.Copy !req
38. Those are the dance moves
I taught him.Copy !req
39. Go, Lemmy.Copy !req
40. Bust a movement.Copy !req
41. Ah, not sure
what that is, though.Copy !req
42. That's one of yours.
- Nope!Copy !req
43. That's definitely one of your
la-dee-da moves.Copy !req
44. - I think he's trying
to tell us something.Copy !req
45. If I'm reading these signs
right,Copy !req
46. he's saying...Copy !req
47. - Space squid!Copy !req
48. - You broke robot.Copy !req
49. Thank you, Squiddy!Copy !req
50. - Mort, no!Copy !req
51. - Ah!
It has heisted my boomy box.Copy !req
52. - And I can't move me.Copy !req
53. - Mort, must it always be
about you?Copy !req
54. - Mort is experiencing complete
and total immobilization...Copy !req
55. - Yay.Copy !req
56. - Though he retains
the power of speech,Copy !req
57. which should be obvious.Copy !req
58. - How long will it last?Copy !req
59. - A week, maybe two.
- Dandy.Copy !req
60. What am I supposed to do
with him until then?Copy !req
61. - I could be a feet rest.Copy !req
62. - Oh, that's a good idea, Mort.Copy !req
63. - Mmm.Copy !req
64. Happiness is a warm foot.Copy !req
65. - Eh...Copy !req
66. no.Copy !req
67. - Well, the news about Lemmy
is better.Copy !req
68. His self-repair protocols
have activated,Copy !req
69. and the head
is already unlocked.Copy !req
70. In a few hours,
Lemmy will be fully operational.Copy !req
71. - Fantastic. We need every man
on his feet and fighting.Copy !req
72. - Or dancing.
- Twinkle toes ain't gonnaCopy !req
73. squash this squid, Ringtail.Copy !req
74. - Skipper, are you sure
the space squid is evil?Copy !req
75. This could be
a wonderful chanceCopy !req
76. to make friends
across the stars.Copy !req
77. - Skipper, may I?Copy !req
78. Naive nonsense, Private.Copy !req
79. Do you know what a lifetime
devoted to Sci-Fi moviesCopy !req
80. has taught me?
- What, you'll never beCopy !req
81. a big hit with the ladies?
- Besides that.Copy !req
82. Aliens are evil.Copy !req
83. They are slimy, disgusting,
and ruthlessly determinedCopy !req
84. to conquer and-or consume
the penguin race.Copy !req
85. - Um, I don't know
if this is important—Copy !req
86. seems a little borderline
to me—Copy !req
87. but Squiddy is taking
your talking box.Copy !req
88. - Grab it!Copy !req
89. - Yeah, I'm not touching that.Copy !req
90. - I hear ya.Copy !req
91. - It got... bigger.Copy !req
92. - Keen insight, Kowalski.Copy !req
93. - You see, Lemmy,Copy !req
94. penguins lack the panache.Copy !req
95. - Look, this is
a complex situationCopy !req
96. with a lot of variables
in play.Copy !req
97. You understand,
don't you, Lemmy?Copy !req
98. See, Lemmy gets that
sometimes we're forced to...Copy !req
99. improvise plans.Copy !req
100. - Yes, plans like "grab it."Copy !req
101. - You got a better idea?Copy !req
102. - Let's say we should split
into teams,Copy !req
103. spread out over the zoo,
and trap this spacey squid.Copy !req
104. - That's the most—Copy !req
105. Wait, did that actually
make sense?Copy !req
106. - Well, you know,
by pure random chance,Copy !req
107. he was bound to have a good idea
sooner or later.Copy !req
108. - Kowalski, Rico, you've got
the eastern quadrant.Copy !req
109. Private, take the lemurs
and canvass the north.Copy !req
110. And, Lemmy, you're with me.Copy !req
111. - Uh, no.Copy !req
112. Lemmy should be with me.Copy !req
113. I am his mojo mentor,Copy !req
114. his soul sensei.Copy !req
115. - Wrong.Copy !req
116. Lemmy's a fighter,
not a prancer.Copy !req
117. Give it!
Give it!Copy !req
118. Uh, fine.
You can come with us.Copy !req
119. - Hmm?Copy !req
120. Ahem.Copy !req
121. And just what, may I ask,
are you doing in my habitat?Copy !req
122. - That's classified,Copy !req
123. need-to-know, and top secret.Copy !req
124. I'm picking up
extraterrestrial energy.Copy !req
125. It definitely came
through here.Copy !req
126. - Wait a minute.
Extraterrestrial energy?Copy !req
127. - Like I said, "need-to-know."Copy !req
128. - Well, I think
I need to know.Copy !req
129. - When you wake up,
all you will recallCopy !req
130. is that we spoke of sports
and weather.Copy !req
131. - Um, why are you clicking
that pen?Copy !req
132. - Uh, I thought this was
my sonic brain eraser.Copy !req
133. My bad.Copy !req
134. - There it is.Copy !req
135. - Ah!
What's going on?Copy !req
136. - Nothing,
nothing at all.Copy !req
137. - Um, don't mind us, Marlene.Copy !req
138. We're just looking
for, um, something.Copy !req
139. - Back to sleep now.
Nighty night.Copy !req
140. - Yeah, don't think so.Copy !req
141. Not until you—
what are you holding?Copy !req
142. - Homemade
friendship braceletsCopy !req
143. for that thing
we're looking for.Copy !req
144. - For that thing.Copy !req
145. You're looking for—
that thing is alive.Copy !req
146. That thing is alive
and in here?Copy !req
147. What is it?Copy !req
148. - That's a little hard to say.Copy !req
149. - But on a positive note,Copy !req
150. I don't think it's in here
any longer.Copy !req
151. - All right, you two,
out of here.Copy !req
152. And tomorrow we're going to have
a nice long chatCopy !req
153. about boundaries.
- Would you at leastCopy !req
154. like one of these
friendship bracelets?Copy !req
155. - You are too much.
Yes, thank you.Copy !req
156. - Easy.Copy !req
157. Danger could lurk around
any darkened corner.Copy !req
158. Lemmy, you are like
Christmas morning,Copy !req
159. full of surprises.Copy !req
160. - Ha-ha!
Check it out.Copy !req
161. I'm clubbing.Copy !req
162. - Clubbing is not
in Lemmy's mission parameters.Copy !req
163. - Lemmy's mission
is to have a good timeCopy !req
164. all the time.Copy !req
165. - Give it!Copy !req
166. What is that?Copy !req
167. - Uh, what?
I don't see anything.Copy !req
168. - Exactly.
The boom box,Copy !req
169. the talking toy,
now this umbrella.Copy !req
170. What's this squid's game?Copy !req
171. - Hmm, obviously he's going
to play with the toyCopy !req
172. in a rainstorm while rocking
a few choice tunes.Copy !req
173. - Well, idiot mode
is engaged again.Copy !req
174. - Really?
Who is this "idiot mode"?Copy !req
175. I do not know him
or to whom he is engaged.Copy !req
176. When's the wedding?
- Green corn tamales!Copy !req
177. Round up the others
and get to that clock tower.Copy !req
178. Asap.
- What? Why?Copy !req
179. - Maybe this is all just
a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
180. Maybe it just wants
to phone homeCopy !req
181. to his little space friends.Copy !req
182. - Planet ripe for invasion.Copy !req
183. Send entire fleet.Copy !req
184. - Okay.Copy !req
185. Maybe invasion means something
completely different to the—Copy !req
186. yeah, I give up.
Get him!Copy !req
187. - Gentlemen, take that
sucker-covered sucker down.Copy !req
188. - Um, I'll just
stay here, then.Copy !req
189. - Ah!
I'm immobilized.Copy !req
190. No, I still retain
the power of—Copy !req
191. Ow!Copy !req
192. - This all sounds very exciting.Copy !req
193. Are we winning?Copy !req
194. - What are we supposed to do
when we get to it?Copy !req
195. - Huddle up.
You fight itCopy !req
196. while I cheer you vigorously
from a safe distance.Copy !req
197. - I'm hit!Copy !req
198. - Oh, yeah, great.
Leave it all up to me.Copy !req
199. How typical.Copy !req
200. - Um, could someone spare
a moment and turn me around?Copy !req
201. - And pick me up.Copy !req
202. Uh-oh.Copy !req
203. - Ah!Copy !req
204. - Okay, Lemmy.
We're the last men standing,Copy !req
205. except we're not really men,Copy !req
206. and you can't stand.Copy !req
207. Point is, we can get the drop
on this squid,Copy !req
208. but we gotta do this quiet.Copy !req
209. One wrong move can— Ah!Copy !req
210. - Have you busted
the Squiddy yet?Copy !req
211. - Nice job, Ringtail.Copy !req
212. - Um, this is more of that
idiot mode sarcasm, yes?Copy !req
213. - Uh-oh.
I blame you!Copy !req
214. Lemmy, it's you.Copy !req
215. Sort of.Copy !req
216. Duck!Copy !req
217. Attabot.Copy !req
218. Now use the mantis chop.Copy !req
219. - Oh, no.
Spin into a moonwalkCopy !req
220. or better yet, a Mars walk.Copy !req
221. - Serpent strike!Copy !req
222. - Head slide.Copy !req
223. - Monkey kick.Copy !req
224. - Sidestep
through the corkscrew.Copy !req
225. - Lunge slam.Copy !req
226. - Cannonball puncture.Copy !req
227. - Mr. Fury.Copy !req
228. - Open jazz hands.Copy !req
229. - Oh, so we won, then, did we?Copy !req
230. - Soldier, I salute you too.Copy !req
231. Or I would if I could.Copy !req
232. It's the thought
that counts, right?Copy !req
233. - Yes, Lemmy.Copy !req
234. Boogie your little
titanium feet off.Copy !req
235. I—whoa!Copy !req
236. Will we ever see him again?Copy !req
237. - Sure, once he's shown
those milk-soft MartiansCopy !req
238. what we do to their kindCopy !req
239. here on the good old
U.S. of Earth.Copy !req
240. - Yeah.
Hey, so how long did you sayCopy !req
241. we're going to be like this?
A week or two?Copy !req
242. - Yes, I'm afraid so.Copy !req
243. - Okay, folks.Copy !req
244. We start hopping
like tiny bunnies now,Copy !req
245. we should get back
to our habitats by Sunday.Copy !req
246. So move out.Copy !req
247. Tiny bunnies,
tiny bunnies.Copy !req
248. Tiny bunnies,
tiny bunnies.Copy !req
249. Tin-ooh!
- Tiny bunnies.Copy !req
250. - Up and at 'em, Marlene!Copy !req
251. - What?
- We need your helpCopy !req
252. on a five-man operation.Copy !req
253. - Okay.
Okay, 15 more minutes.Copy !req
254. Uh!Copy !req
255. - Thanks for your assistance,
Marlene.Copy !req
256. My theory is confirmed.Copy !req
257. Sewer sludge is indeed
quite gross.Copy !req
258. - Yeah, I could have told you
that.Copy !req
259. - We all could've,
but Kowalski likes to crunchCopy !req
260. the data for himself.
- Fine, but the next timeCopy !req
261. you have a five-man operation,Copy !req
262. maybe wake up somebody else,
like Maurice or JoeyCopy !req
263. or, I don't know,
how about Bert?Copy !req
264. Cause he's, you know, a "he"!
- Marlene,Copy !req
265. I have an unfailing
sense for matching a missionCopy !req
266. with the perfect personnel.Copy !req
267. - It's true!
- You were the right guyCopy !req
268. for the job.
- Guy? I'm not a—Copy !req
269. Okay, you know what?
You know what? Good night.Copy !req
270. Aah.Copy !req
271. Ugh!Copy !req
272. Wait, wait—
you want me to judge what?Copy !req
273. - A burping contest!Copy !req
274. We need someone
unfair and impartial.Copy !req
275. - And I was the right "guy"
for the job?Copy !req
276. - Yeah!
Fire when ready!Copy !req
277. - Okay, well, ugh!
That was pretty disgusting.Copy !req
278. - Good ol' trout innards
marinated in cod innards.Copy !req
279. Never fails.Copy !req
280. I just ate a can of kippersCopy !req
281. three years past
the expiration date!Copy !req
282. - Stop, stop! Stop!Copy !req
283. How dare you have a contest of
stinky burps without the king!Copy !req
284. My royal burps have brought down
entire dynasties.Copy !req
285. - Oh, really?Copy !req
286. - Yeah?Copy !req
287. - Yeah, get a whiff of this!Copy !req
288. - Ugh!Copy !req
289. - I can't—
I can't— Ugh!Copy !req
290. - Three, four, five, six—Copy !req
291. - Yo, Alice, how many
school groups we got today?Copy !req
292. - Three.
Four, five, six—Copy !req
293. - What time you taking lunch?
- 1:00.Copy !req
294. Two, three, four—Copy !req
295. - One more thing.
- Two, three—Copy !req
296. Gah, you're making me
lose count of the chlorine!Copy !req
297. - How many are you supposed
to throw in?Copy !req
298. - No more than eight.
Where was I?Copy !req
299. - I think maybe four.Copy !req
300. - Five, six—Copy !req
301. - Yuck!Copy !req
302. Wow, what a disgusting night.Copy !req
303. - Ah!Copy !req
304. - Crescent wrench.Copy !req
305. Needle-nose.Copy !req
306. - Hey, guys!
- Gaga!Copy !req
307. Great balls of fire!Copy !req
308. - You will never believe this.Copy !req
309. - Hello.Copy !req
310. I'm beautiful.
I mean, you're beaut—Copy !req
311. I mean, you're new here!Copy !req
312. Kowalski, tell me about her.Copy !req
313. - There is only one
explanation for this.Copy !req
314. Our zoo is now home
to an Arctic mink!Copy !req
315. - What?
- This is a rare opportunityCopy !req
316. to study an endangered species.Copy !req
317. - Wait, wait, wait.
What are you—Copy !req
318. - Subject speaks
in single syllables.Copy !req
319. - That is absolutely—Copy !req
320. - Subject's speech is already
progressing!Copy !req
321. - Aah!
- Fascinating!Copy !req
322. - I'm Arlene.Copy !req
323. - Arlene!Copy !req
324. - Arlene!
- Arlene!Copy !req
325. - Even her name's adorable.Copy !req
326. - Skipper?
- She said my name!Copy !req
327. - You're right, Skipper.
You seem a bit gobsmacked.Copy !req
328. Isn't Private weird?Copy !req
329. - Not too close now, Skipper,Copy !req
330. I have barely begun my research.Copy !req
331. - Are you guys serious?Copy !req
332. You guys really,
really think that I'm—Copy !req
333. Thank you so much.Copy !req
334. I thought I was having
a bad fur day,Copy !req
335. but now I realize how utterly
impossible that would be.Copy !req
336. And...Copy !req
337. Oh, snap.Copy !req
338. Who is the new snow bunny?Copy !req
339. - Arlene.
She's a rare Arctic mink.Copy !req
340. - Okay, whoa!Copy !req
341. - And I saw her first.Copy !req
342. - She is a rare breed!
Just like myself.Copy !req
343. A match made in the heavens!Copy !req
344. Maurice. Maurice!
- What?Copy !req
345. - Play the royal courtship
music!Copy !req
346. The sky spirits
have sent me a queen!Copy !req
347. - What?
- Monosyllabic regression.Copy !req
348. - Queen?
Right away, Your Majesty!Copy !req
349. - Queen?
Okay, guys.Copy !req
350. Big mistake here!
Big mistake here!Copy !req
351. - You're pretty when you're mad.Copy !req
352. An agitated Arctic minkCopy !req
353. is likely to secrete
a putrid fluidCopy !req
354. - Hey, hey!Copy !req
355. - You love it!
- Oh, my. See ya.Copy !req
356. - The art of the manly dance
overwhelms her.Copy !req
357. Wait a sec...Copy !req
358. Now, my lovely, do you see
anything to your liking?Copy !req
359. I could get a nice deal.
They know me here.Copy !req
360. - Well, it's a little early
for crown shopping,Copy !req
361. because as I've been trying
to explain—Copy !req
362. - Ooh.
She's a crabby one.Copy !req
363. - I am really Mar—
Ooh, that one's nice.Copy !req
364. - Huh?Copy !req
365. - Mm, no.Copy !req
366. I don't like the cut
of the palm frond,Copy !req
367. and there's an inclusion
in the back.Copy !req
368. The queen's crown
must be perfect!Copy !req
369. But not more perfect than mine.Copy !req
370. - Flawless!
- Mort!Copy !req
371. No ogling the feet!Copy !req
372. Now, how'd you like a tour
of my plastic volcano?Copy !req
373. - Skipper?Copy !req
374. - Oh!
Oh, hey, Arlene!Copy !req
375. I was just out for a—Copy !req
376. - Okay, okay, so I'm Arlene,
just for grins.Copy !req
377. And I'm so much different
than Marlene, I guess, huh?Copy !req
378. - Well, yeah!Copy !req
379. - Okay, 'cause I—
'cause I look different?Copy !req
380. - You smell different too,
fresh, clean.Copy !req
381. - Mm-hm.
Chlorine-y?Copy !req
382. - What?
Unexpected.Copy !req
383. The putrid fluid secreted
by the subjectCopy !req
384. is indeed chlorine-y.Copy !req
385. - How dare they sniff my queen!Copy !req
386. Do they not know the penalty?Copy !req
387. Maurice, tell to me
the penalty is very bad, yes?Copy !req
388. - I don't think there is
a penalty, Your Majesty.Copy !req
389. - Okay, you work on that.Copy !req
390. I'll step up my woo.Copy !req
391. - Picnic basket?Copy !req
392. - Better.Copy !req
393. Scientific field kit!Copy !req
394. - Kowalski,
you're a logical guy.Copy !req
395. Surely you must know
who I really am!Copy !req
396. - I will soon.Copy !req
397. Now, would you prefer to start
with the reflex testCopy !req
398. or the saliva analysis?Copy !req
399. - Girl, it's really hard
to wooCopy !req
400. with these thorns in my lips
and my gums!Copy !req
401. - I'm just going to go home now.Copy !req
402. Arlene.
Of all the silly, shallow—Copy !req
403. ooh.Copy !req
404. It's actually not a bad look.Copy !req
405. - Knockety-knock-knock-knock!Copy !req
406. - Skipper, did you finally
figure it out?Copy !req
407. - That you're bunking
with Marlene?Copy !req
408. Well, it was
in Kowalski's report.Copy !req
409. Where is Marlene, by the way?Copy !req
410. - Does this give you a clue?Copy !req
411. - No.Copy !req
412. How could I have been so blind?Copy !req
413. - I know, right?Copy !req
414. - Arlene did something horrible
to Marlene!Copy !req
415. - You think so?Copy !req
416. - Fact: no one's seen MarleneCopy !req
417. since Arlene arrived.Copy !req
418. - Maybe it's MarleneCopy !req
419. who's the endangered species!Copy !req
420. - Rico, knock it off.
This is serious.Copy !req
421. - Sorry.Copy !req
422. - Okay, okay.
First, Skipper runs out of hereCopy !req
423. ranting about
I don't know whatCopy !req
424. and now this.Copy !req
425. - My lady.
Your chariot awaits!Copy !req
426. - It's a throne!Copy !req
427. - Yes, but when Maurice
carries it on his back,Copy !req
428. it's kind of a chariot.Copy !req
429. - Yeah, a chair-i-ot.Copy !req
430. - Freeze!Copy !req
431. - Secure the exits.Copy !req
432. - Maurice, what is happening?Copy !req
433. - I'll ask the questions,
Ringtail!Copy !req
434. What did you do with Marlene?Copy !req
435. - What?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
436. - Look, Arlene, if that really
is your name...Copy !req
437. - I'm Marlene!Copy !req
438. My pool had too much chlorine!Copy !req
439. It bleached my fur.
I tried to tell you.Copy !req
440. - What kind of fool
do you take me for?Copy !req
441. - To be fair, you have to narrow
the options down a little.Copy !req
442. - This is crazy!
I'm telling the truth!Copy !req
443. - Oh, we'll get to the truth
all right.Copy !req
444. Our way!
Kowalski?Copy !req
445. - Setting device
on "super tickle."Copy !req
446. Ah!Copy !req
447. - I don't get it.
- What?Copy !req
448. - Uh, any of it.Copy !req
449. - They seem to think ArleneCopy !req
450. did something nasty to Marlene,Copy !req
451. and now she's a fugitive.Copy !req
452. - In that case, maybe we need
to find a queenCopy !req
453. that's less, you know,
homicidal.Copy !req
454. - Help!Copy !req
455. - Ooh!Copy !req
456. - Nice work, fellas.
We've got her surrounded.Copy !req
457. We know
you're in there, Arlene!Copy !req
458. And by the way, you actually
fell for my tongue-tied routine!Copy !req
459. I was just play-acting.Copy !req
460. - That was acting?
- Yeah.Copy !req
461. I'm a good actor, okay?Copy !req
462. - Buttermilk biscuits!Copy !req
463. Add grand theft auto
to the rap sheet!Copy !req
464. - Ah!Copy !req
465. - Gotcha!Copy !req
466. - Have fun, Arlene,Copy !req
467. in the clutches of justice.Copy !req
468. - Whose name is Alice!Copy !req
469. - I can think of no harsher
punishment.Copy !req
470. - Hair dye, hair dye.Copy !req
471. Chestnut!Copy !req
472. Close enough.Copy !req
473. There.Copy !req
474. It's like this whole
over-chlorination thingCopy !req
475. never happened.Copy !req
476. - Come on, how could you guys
not recognize me? I mean—Copy !req
477. - Poor Marlene.
She's been brainwashed.Copy !req
478. - Best to just humor her.Copy !req
479. - Okay.
I am serious!Copy !req
480. - Arlene,Copy !req
481. she was as cold
as she was hot.Copy !req
482. - Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
483. King Julien!Copy !req