1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. Aw!Copy !req
3. Gah!Copy !req
4. No!
Stop! Wait!Copy !req
5. - Relax, Marlene.Copy !req
6. We've had that nest staked outCopy !req
7. for a Humpty Dumpty scenarioCopy !req
8. since the first day of spring.Copy !req
9. This is all the king's horses
calling all the king's men.Copy !req
10. - We read you, Skipper,
loud and clear.Copy !req
11. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
12. - So let me get this straight.Copy !req
13. You guys have been watching
that one nestCopy !req
14. since the beginning of spring?Copy !req
15. - Don't be ridiculous, Marlene.Copy !req
16. We've been watching all of them.Copy !req
17. Where I come from,
we have a little saying:Copy !req
18. "there's only one way
to do the job,Copy !req
19. my way."Copy !req
20. "The right way."Copy !req
21. - Ah!Copy !req
22. Tada!Copy !req
23. - Private, reduce air speed.Copy !req
24. You're coming in too hot.Copy !req
25. - Whoa!
I can't!Copy !req
26. Whoa!
- No, he's headingCopy !req
27. right for the central
water main.Copy !req
28. - Oh, did I make it back
in time for tea?Copy !req
29. - Rico, plug that up before
it starts drawing attention.Copy !req
30. - I'm afraid it's too late
for that, Skipper.Copy !req
31. - Yeah, looks like a rupture
of the central main.Copy !req
32. Yeah, the penguin exhibit.Copy !req
33. We'll need to tear up
the whole thingCopy !req
34. to get at the damaged pipe.Copy !req
35. - Ooh, what about your secret
underground HQ thing?Copy !req
36. If they dig up the habitat,
won't they find—Copy !req
37. - Not on my watch, sister.Copy !req
38. - So we're definitelyCopy !req
39. going to have to call in
a specialist to—Copy !req
40. what's that?Copy !req
41. You're sending over Gus?Copy !req
42. The Gus?Copy !req
43. Why, yeah, of course
I feel better now.Copy !req
44. Gus? That's all you had to say.Copy !req
45. - Gus?Copy !req
46. - Who's this Gus?Copy !req
47. - His name
is Gustav "Gus" Babushka,Copy !req
48. age 49,
born in St. Petersburg.Copy !req
49. Russia, not Florida.Copy !req
50. - So what do you think?Copy !req
51. - Me and the boys
will have to tunnelCopy !req
52. about four meters straight down.Copy !req
53. - Great. How soon
can your crew get here?Copy !req
54. - No, no, you misunderstand.Copy !req
55. The boys are already here.Copy !req
56. Meet the left one
and the right one.Copy !req
57. We get started
first thing in morning.Copy !req
58. - Apparently, this Gus won
the silver medalCopy !req
59. in powerlifting
at the 1979 Pan-Asian Games.Copy !req
60. - Ha! Silver. Loser.
Anything else?Copy !req
61. - He eats the same sandwich
for lunch every day:Copy !req
62. liverwurst.Copy !req
63. - Liverwurst.
That's all I needed to know.Copy !req
64. - Liverwurst? That's how
you're going to stop GusCopy !req
65. from doing this job?
- Of course not.Copy !req
66. We're going to do it for him.Copy !req
67. - Whoa!Copy !req
68. - Rico, are we good to go?Copy !req
69. - Yeah, yeah.
- Then let's move, boys.Copy !req
70. We've got work to do.Copy !req
71. Oh, Marlene, you don't mindCopy !req
72. if we use your place
as temporary HQ, do you?Copy !req
73. - No.
Hey, really.Copy !req
74. No, make yourselves at home.Copy !req
75. - Outstanding!
You won't even know we're here.Copy !req
76. Rico, dive!Copy !req
77. - Hello.Copy !req
78. - Hmm, is very strange,Copy !req
79. like itsy-bitsy elves came
in nightCopy !req
80. and—pff!--did entire job
for us.Copy !req
81. - Wait, but isn't that going
to seem a little suspicious?Copy !req
82. Won't that Gus guy
say something?Copy !req
83. - I doubt it, not when he sees
the little gift we left for him.Copy !req
84. - And what is this?Copy !req
85. A liverwurst sandwich?Copy !req
86. - It's simple human psychology,
Marlene.Copy !req
87. - Humans are, by nature,
lazy bums.Copy !req
88. - They love it when
itsy-bitsy elves do their work.Copy !req
89. - Uh-huh!Copy !req
90. - Amazing work, Gus.Copy !req
91. I suppose I'm going to have
to give you a little bonusCopy !req
92. for finishing the job so fast.Copy !req
93. - Nyet, no.Copy !req
94. - What? Huh?Copy !req
95. - I cannot accept this money...Copy !req
96. or this sandwich.Copy !req
97. - But what's the problem?Copy !req
98. - Yeah, what's the problem?Copy !req
99. - Back in Murmansk,
we have saying.Copy !req
100. "There is only one way
to do job:Copy !req
101. the right way."Copy !req
102. Me and my boys will come back
tomorrowCopy !req
103. and do the whole thing over
again.Copy !req
104. On second thought,
I will accept sandwich.Copy !req
105. My boys need their strength.Copy !req
106. - This shows Gus's
digging progress thus far.Copy !req
107. If he continues
at his current trajectory,Copy !req
108. he'll miss hitting
the underground command centerCopy !req
109. entirely.Copy !req
110. - Okay, so that's good, right?Copy !req
111. - Well, not really, no.Copy !req
112. It means that he's heading
right downCopy !req
113. towards this yellow zone
over here.Copy !req
114. - But—but that means
he'll breachCopy !req
115. our top-secret antimatter
fusion reactor core.Copy !req
116. - Wait, you guys have
a top-secret antimatterCopy !req
117. fusion whatsit down there?Copy !req
118. - Why, no, I—Copy !req
119. Wh—wh—why do you ask?Copy !req
120. - Okay, what happens
if he breachesCopy !req
121. this top-secret reactor core...Copy !req
122. that you don't have?Copy !req
123. - Nobody knows for certain.Copy !req
124. It's all abstract
theoretical physics.Copy !req
125. I could outline the basic
best-and worst-case scenarios.Copy !req
126. - Sure, let's hear 'em.Copy !req
127. - Okay. Rupturing the lining
of the reactor chamberCopy !req
128. could theoretically trigger
a subatomic explosion so intenseCopy !req
129. that it would rip open the
very fabric of time and space.Copy !req
130. - Wow, that's—ugh.Copy !req
131. Okay, and what's
the best-case scenario?Copy !req
132. - Well, that.Copy !req
133. That was it.Copy !req
134. - Ha!
Did you hear that guy?Copy !req
135. - "There's only one way
to do a job: the right way."Copy !req
136. I mean, who talks like that?Copy !req
137. - It does sound
vaguely familiar.Copy !req
138. - That Gus character is
arrogant, stubborn, pigheaded.Copy !req
139. It's like—like—Copy !req
140. - Like looking in a mirror?Copy !req
141. - You take that back, Marlene.Copy !req
142. Skipper here's a thousand times
more pigheaded and stubbornCopy !req
143. than that Gus character
will ever be.Copy !req
144. - Well, thank you, Private.Copy !req
145. And starting tomorrow,
I'm going to prove it.Copy !req
146. Right. Let's see how toughCopy !req
147. comrade Gustav and his boys areCopy !req
148. without any heavy equipment.Copy !req
149. - Well, I guess that's it, boys.Copy !req
150. We do it
like back in the old country:Copy !req
151. with shovel.Copy !req
152. Okay, not a problem.Copy !req
153. Rico?Copy !req
154. - Huh?Copy !req
155. No!Copy !req
156. Not that one!Copy !req
157. Well, boys,
nothing we can do now.Copy !req
158. Except do the job
with our bare hands.Copy !req
159. - Yah!Copy !req
160. Gentlemen, the time has comeCopy !req
161. for more extreme measures.Copy !req
162. We're going to start off
with an appetizerCopy !req
163. of auditory assault.Copy !req
164. - My ears are angry!Copy !req
165. - If that doesn't work,Copy !req
166. we'll serve up
a hot main course.Copy !req
167. - Combined with a side order
of frozen pig head.Copy !req
168. - And then just deserts:Copy !req
169. wind!Copy !req
170. Fire!Copy !req
171. Earthquake!Copy !req
172. Plague of snakes!Copy !req
173. - It's just no use.Copy !req
174. Gus and his "boys" are
determined to finish the job.Copy !req
175. And nothing—repeat, nothing—
is going to stop them.Copy !req
176. - My estimates show
that he will break throughCopy !req
177. and breach the reactor chamber
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
178. - Does this eye look weird?
Anyone?Copy !req
179. - Hmm.
- So, Skipper,Copy !req
180. um, what are we
going to do about Gus?Copy !req
181. - Oh, him.Copy !req
182. Well, you know, he's...Copy !req
183. Unstoppable.Copy !req
184. - I've never seen him
like this either.Copy !req
185. - Hey, how about some options?Copy !req
186. - Uh-huh.
- Do you have any?Copy !req
187. - Not really, no.Copy !req
188. - Then it's time to execute
operation embrace failure.Copy !req
189. Face it, gentlemen;
this is a game we cannot win.Copy !req
190. And if you can't win the game,Copy !req
191. you just have to change
the playing field.Copy !req
192. Come on, men!
We've got work to do.Copy !req
193. - Oh, no, it's all over.Copy !req
194. Gus is going to hit the
top-secret reactor core thingyCopy !req
195. any second now.
Take cover!Copy !req
196. Run for your lives!Copy !req
197. Oh, I can't watch.Copy !req
198. Wait, what?Copy !req
199. We were—I sa—Copy !req
200. th—there is nothing down there.Copy !req
201. - You see, boys?Copy !req
202. This is the only way
to do job:Copy !req
203. the right way.Copy !req
204. Come on.
Liverwurst is on me.Copy !req
205. - I don't get it.
I mean, what happenedCopy !req
206. to their whole underground—Copy !req
207. you know, the ripping open
of time and space.Copy !req
208. How could they have possibly—Copy !req
209. wha—huh?Copy !req
210. - Ooh!Copy !req
211. Ooh!Copy !req
212. Maurice?Copy !req
213. Why is reality confusing me?Copy !req
214. - The whole thing's a fake.Copy !req
215. - It's even better
than the real—Copy !req
216. - Come on, people.Copy !req
217. Let's move with a purpose.Copy !req
218. - But how on earth did—Copy !req
219. I mean, what—Copy !req
220. - It's quite simple, Marlene.Copy !req
221. We built a duplicate
of the entire zoo overnight.Copy !req
222. - When Gus and the work crew
arrived this morning,Copy !req
223. we simply diverted them
into the decoy zoo.Copy !req
224. - Where we let him finish
the repairsCopy !req
225. on what he thought was
the real penguin habitat.Copy !req
226. - This is the only way
to do job: the right way.Copy !req
227. - And you call this simple?Copy !req
228. - I call it
getting the job doneCopy !req
229. the only way we know how:Copy !req
230. the right way, my way.Copy !req
231. - Huh.Copy !req
232. 37 nights without a single
Gimme-Gimme star.Copy !req
233. Do you think the sky spirits
have become angry?Copy !req
234. Probably for something Mort did.Copy !req
235. - I am sorry, sky spirits,Copy !req
236. for the thing I did
that I don't know what it wasCopy !req
237. that made you angry!Copy !req
238. Was it the you-know-what
in Maurice's oatmeal?Copy !req
239. - You-know-what?
Say, what?Copy !req
240. - "Dear burglary victims,Copy !req
241. "congratulations!Copy !req
242. "You have just been robbedCopy !req
243. "by the greatest criminal genius
of our time,Copy !req
244. "The Amazing Cecil
and his associate..."Copy !req
245. "... Brick."Copy !req
246. - Sorry.
- Just get the necklace.Copy !req
247. - Oh, there, there!Copy !req
248. I see a Gimme-Gimme star.Copy !req
249. Quick, Maurice,
say the magic rhyme.Copy !req
250. Say it!
Say it!Copy !req
251. - Star big, star brown,Copy !req
252. from the haze
of this stinky town,Copy !req
253. I wish you may,
if you know how—Copy !req
254. - Gimme, gimme, now, now, now!Copy !req
255. The sky spirits must be
gimme-ing something big.Copy !req
256. Maurice, fetch me
a stuff bucket.Copy !req
257. - Lose the evidence, Brick.Copy !req
258. - But we just got it.Copy !req
259. - Trust me!
Lose the evidence!Copy !req
260. - Okay, any time now,
sky spirits.Copy !req
261. - Look.Copy !req
262. The Gimme Star is falling.Copy !req
263. - It doesn't look like a star.Copy !req
264. Maybe—Copy !req
265. - Maurice!Copy !req
266. Did you see what the sky spirits
gimme'ed me?Copy !req
267. Could I be loving this any more?Copy !req
268. Wait, wait.Copy !req
269. Loving it a little more now.Copy !req
270. And...Copy !req
271. there, maximum loving it.Copy !req
272. - This is
the morning action news.Copy !req
273. - Make a note
for the Skipper's log.Copy !req
274. No more movie marathons.Copy !req
275. I need this unit bright-eyed
and bushy—Copy !req
276. - Oh, hello.Copy !req
277. - Ringtail, explain
this unauthorized breach.Copy !req
278. - If by "breach" you mean
"brooch"Copy !req
279. and by that you mean
"Neck decoration,"Copy !req
280. then—oh, yes, look.Copy !req
281. Oh, I am wearing
a new royal shiny thing.Copy !req
282. How envious you must be.Copy !req
283. - What is
this sparkling monstrosity?Copy !req
284. - It appears to be
an allotrope of carbonCopy !req
285. formed by incredible pressure
and intense temperature.Copy !req
286. - Again, 20% less brainiac.Copy !req
287. - A girl's best friend?Copy !req
288. - Pepper spray?
- A unicorn?Copy !req
289. - Me?Copy !req
290. - Diamonds?
It's a diamond necklace.Copy !req
291. - Why is pricey jewelry
hanging around ringtail's neck?Copy !req
292. - Because the sky spirits
gave it to meCopy !req
293. for kicking up the fabulous,
baby.Copy !req
294. I've got to go look at myself
again.Copy !req
295. - Skipper.Copy !req
296. - One item was stolen:
the Imperial Diamond Necklace,Copy !req
297. valued at over $2 million.Copy !req
298. $2 million?Copy !req
299. - I'm not yet staggered.Copy !req
300. Give it to me in canned fish.Copy !req
301. - Over 16.4 million anchovies.Copy !req
302. - Pchew!Copy !req
303. - That's a lot of anchovies.Copy !req
304. - Yes, the kind of riches
that turn men into animalsCopy !req
305. and animals into—Copy !req
306. Kowalski, what's more savage
than animals?Copy !req
307. - Malfunctioning
garbage disposals?Copy !req
308. - Come on.
You're not even trying.Copy !req
309. - Voila!Copy !req
310. Now it is but a quick search
of habitatsCopy !req
311. to find our diamonds.Copy !req
312. And, Brick,
no need to be gentle.Copy !req
313. - Dazzling contest!Copy !req
314. Who's the winner?Copy !req
315. - Let me guess.
You?Copy !req
316. I don't—I don't know
what to say.Copy !req
317. But you are right, yes.
It is.Copy !req
318. - Oh.Copy !req
319. - Oh, so handsome!Copy !req
320. I must stop
before I fall in love.Copy !req
321. Tail.Copy !req
322. Ow!Copy !req
323. - Police are searching
for two suspects,Copy !req
324. seen here
in surveillance footage.Copy !req
325. - That's the hat slap
of a professional criminal.Copy !req
326. - Ooh, you think they'll come
looking for the necklace?Copy !req
327. - I think I can answer that.Copy !req
328. Yes. Here. Now.Copy !req
329. Really.Copy !req
330. - Then Julien's going to be
in danger!Copy !req
331. We have to help him.
- Yes,Copy !req
332. right after Gail Force
gives us the weather.Copy !req
333. - Skipper.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
334. I just wanted to see
if I needed an umbrella.Copy !req
335. - The new royal jewels bring out
my sparkly eyes,Copy !req
336. don't you think?Copy !req
337. - Now we are both sparkly.Copy !req
338. - Get off me!Copy !req
339. None must ever come
between the kingCopy !req
340. and his neck decoration...Copy !req
341. or neckoration,
as I like to call it.Copy !req
342. - Lower primate!
Lose the ice.Copy !req
343. - Maurice, the penguins
have gone jealous crazy.Copy !req
344. Defend the royal shininess
and he who wears it.Copy !req
345. - You don't seem to "comprende."Copy !req
346. There are two bad eggs
looking for that necklace,Copy !req
347. and they ain't asking nicely.Copy !req
348. - Hey, come on. Cut it out.
That's not funny.Copy !req
349. - Just squeeze it out, Brick,
like toothpaste.Copy !req
350. - Like what?Copy !req
351. - Like a tube of cookie dough!Copy !req
352. - Now what?Copy !req
353. Can't go five minutes
in this zoo...Copy !req
354. - Those hoods
are going to turn youCopy !req
355. into a coat to go
with that necklace.Copy !req
356. - That's exactly
what I would be sayingCopy !req
357. if I wanted to steal
the shiny from you,Copy !req
358. except I'd be more creative.Copy !req
359. Maybe diamond-loving mutants
with teeth for eyes.Copy !req
360. Ooh, I just freaked myself out.Copy !req
361. - Yes, clearly, reason is wasted
on the reasonless.Copy !req
362. - Well, time for Plan "B."Copy !req
363. - "B" for better be backing off,
buddy?Copy !req
364. - "B" for begin beatings
belligerently.Copy !req
365. - Look, there are
only three rules at this zoo.Copy !req
366. Don't feed the animals,
don't touch the animals,Copy !req
367. and don't ask me
stupid questions.Copy !req
368. - Um, why not?Copy !req
369. - Oh, now we're breaking rules
two and three, huh?Copy !req
370. Move it, hotshots!Copy !req
371. - Are you really prepared
to engage in hand-to-hand combatCopy !req
372. with a highly trained battalion,
one of whom is afflictedCopy !req
373. with a terrible thirst
for mindless violence?Copy !req
374. - You call that mindless?Copy !req
375. Check out our guy.Copy !req
376. - I artichoked
a ukulele hamster.Copy !req
377. - Eh...Copy !req
378. engage.Copy !req
379. - No!
- Hey!Copy !req
380. Gimme that necklace!Copy !req
381. - Cecil, look.Copy !req
382. - Penguin—Copy !req
383. - And stay out, losers!Copy !req
384. - What are we gonna do, Cecil?Copy !req
385. - Well, it's simple.Copy !req
386. We come back tonight,Copy !req
387. rip our necklace right back
from those filthy birds!Copy !req
388. - You got a genius plan, then?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
389. No, it's a great question,
Brick.Copy !req
390. Why waste my genius
on a flock of dumb animals?Copy !req
391. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh la la.Copy !req
392. - It is rather lovely.
So when do we return itCopy !req
393. to the jewelry store?
- ASAP.Copy !req
394. I don't need
two low-rent hooligansCopy !req
395. all up in our top-secret grille.Copy !req
396. - Uh, Skipper?
It may be too late.Copy !req
397. I took the liberty of reviewing
the zoo security footageCopy !req
398. on our larcenous duo.Copy !req
399. Observe.Copy !req
400. A poem for Doris the dolphin.Copy !req
401. "We swam as one.Copy !req
402. "I touched your gentle flipper.Copy !req
403. "Then we were done.Copy !req
404. You wanted someone hipper."Copy !req
405. Sorry, wrong footage.Copy !req
406. - We come back tonight,Copy !req
407. rip our necklace right back
from those filthy birds!Copy !req
408. Why waste my genius
on a flock of dumb animals?Copy !req
409. - Dumb animals? Private,
hold on to that necklace.Copy !req
410. If those punks are inviting
themselves to the pony show,Copy !req
411. we're going to give them
a real ride.Copy !req
412. To jail?Copy !req
413. Oh!Copy !req
414. - Okay, now pull me up.Copy !req
415. Oh. Ah!Copy !req
416. You're a very strong man, Brick.Copy !req
417. - Okay, Rico.
You're on.Copy !req
418. - Like I said, dumb animals.Copy !req
419. - Bogeys on your tail.
Bring 'em home.Copy !req
420. - Yes!
The bling is back, baby.Copy !req
421. - Ringtail!Copy !req
422. Did you miss me? I missed you.Copy !req
423. Have I told you lately
that you complete me?Copy !req
424. - This isn't a game, man.Copy !req
425. Those humans will lay
some serious hurt on you.Copy !req
426. - But first
they will have to catch me.Copy !req
427. I am seeing your point...Copy !req
428. and my childhood.Copy !req
429. - I know that dumb animals like
shiny things.Copy !req
430. But this one is mine!Copy !req
431. - Private, Rico, double down.Copy !req
432. Ha ha!
- Oof!Copy !req
433. - You wanty?
Go getty.Copy !req
434. - No!Copy !req
435. - Uh, Cecil?Copy !req
436. - Allow me
- Huh?Copy !req
437. - Bye-bye.Copy !req
438. - Brick? Brick?Copy !req
439. Over here, Brick?
- Huh?Copy !req
440. - I want my necklace!Copy !req
441. Look, a dead end.Copy !req
442. - Rico, I believe
we need an exit.Copy !req
443. - What the—Copy !req
444. How did—
- Hey! You know,Copy !req
445. Brick, who cares?Copy !req
446. I want my diamonds!Copy !req
447. Oof!Copy !req
448. - I got it, Cecil.Copy !req
449. I got the necklace!Copy !req
450. - No!Copy !req
451. Let me out.
Let me out.Copy !req
452. - Uh-uh.Copy !req