1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Grounding error.
Sorry.Copy !req
3. - Kowalski!Copy !req
4. What in Neptune's net
is that?Copy !req
5. - My latest creation, Skipper,Copy !req
6. an infrared herring toaster.Copy !req
7. Guess it wasn't infra-ready yet.Copy !req
8. - Ooh.
Herring—hey!Copy !req
9. - Kowalski, your inventions
have been a parade of disasters,Copy !req
10. jeopardizing us, the zoo,
and Manhattan itself.Copy !req
11. - And the outlying boroughs.Copy !req
12. - I admit there have been
some unexpected consequences.Copy !req
13. Until further notice,Copy !req
14. there will be no inventions,
experiments,Copy !req
15. or envelope pushing
of any kind.Copy !req
16. - Kowalski,
are you envelope pushing?Copy !req
17. - I could ask you
the same thing.Copy !req
18. - No, you couldn't.Copy !req
19. I just got up
to get a drink of water.Copy !req
20. - Oh.Copy !req
21. Well, I could ask you
a different question,Copy !req
22. one involving long division,Copy !req
23. and then
you'd be in the hot seat,Copy !req
24. wouldn't you?Copy !req
25. - All right, fine.
Yes, I'm inventing.Copy !req
26. Just a little...
bordering on a lot.Copy !req
27. I call it
the transparent matter maker,Copy !req
28. or transmatterer, for short.Copy !req
29. It turns things invisible.Copy !req
30. - Why not just call it
an invisibility ray?Copy !req
31. - Someone already
took the domain.Copy !req
32. Again, the internet
has vexed me.Copy !req
33. - But what about
Skipper's order?Copy !req
34. - I am going to prove to SkipperCopy !req
35. that I can invent something
that won't go haywire.Copy !req
36. Note the fail-safes.Copy !req
37. - Trust me.
Nothing can go wrong.Copy !req
38. Except that.Copy !req
39. Ah, inert organic matter,
an ideal test.Copy !req
40. - For the win!Copy !req
41. This'll show Skipper.Copy !req
42. - What?
H-h-hey, hey.Copy !req
43. - Fred, Fred, don't panic.Copy !req
44. I can explain.Copy !req
45. - I guess while I was asleep,Copy !req
46. I turned into
a flying squirrel.Copy !req
47. Ooh! Ow!Copy !req
48. Leave it to youCopy !req
49. to find the one contingency
I hadn't planned for:Copy !req
50. the transmatterer
turning itself invisible.Copy !req
51. - You're welcome.Copy !req
52. If you need help
with anything else,Copy !req
53. I'll be, um... uh...Copy !req
54. so where's my tree again?Copy !req
55. Ah!Copy !req
56. Back to the lab.Copy !req
57. - What is that
silly-willy penguin up to?Copy !req
58. No, it could not be.Copy !req
59. Is he miming?Copy !req
60. Lame.Copy !req
61. - Beg your pardon?Copy !req
62. - Ah, your mime.Copy !req
63. It is so lame
with the floaty floatiness.Copy !req
64. Watch and learn.Copy !req
65. The box is being too small.Copy !req
66. This rope is so heavy.Copy !req
67. Oh, the wind is so strong!Copy !req
68. Agh!Copy !req
69. And very dry.Copy !req
70. My lips are chapping.Copy !req
71. - I'm not miming.
I'm—Copy !req
72. - That's true.Copy !req
73. Your mime savvies are...Copy !req
74. Watch.
I will mime it better for you.Copy !req
75. - No, no, no.
Stop that.Copy !req
76. Get off.Copy !req
77. - You see, I am so goodCopy !req
78. that I can even feel
what it is I am miming.Copy !req
79. - Ah, you're getting
in the way!Copy !req
80. - No, you're getting
in the way.Copy !req
81. The transmatterer!Copy !req
82. - The what's a matterer?Copy !req
83. - Oh, no!Copy !req
84. The transmatterer's
firing randomly.Copy !req
85. Julien, get down!Copy !req
86. - Oh, I will get down
to this funky light show.Copy !req
87. - Julien!
- What?Copy !req
88. Ah, Julien,
I don't want to alarm you,Copy !req
89. but you're kind of
invisible.Copy !req
90. - Of course,
I am invincible.Copy !req
91. I am the king.Copy !req
92. You know,
that's how we do.Copy !req
93. - No, no.
See-through.Copy !req
94. - See through what?
- You.Copy !req
95. - No, I see through you,
my friend.Copy !req
96. You are jealous
of my sick mime skills.Copy !req
97. - Okay, look at yourself.Copy !req
98. - Okay, I will—Copy !req
99. I am a vampire!
- No!Copy !req
100. The transmatterer,
it's headed for downtown.Copy !req
101. Don't worry.
I'll be back to fix this.Copy !req
102. - Ah, check it out.Copy !req
103. Not here.
Huh.Copy !req
104. - Lost it.Copy !req
105. I'm gonna need some help.Copy !req
106. Coast is clear.Copy !req
107. No sign of Skipper.Copy !req
108. - You should just tell him.
- No!Copy !req
109. No, this is only
a minor setback.Copy !req
110. I'm sure, between the two of us,
we'll be able to findCopy !req
111. an invisible machine
randomly roaming the city.Copy !req
112. - And where are you two going?Copy !req
113. - Oh, um,
we were just going to...Copy !req
114. - Get some snow cones.Copy !req
115. - Snow cones?Copy !req
116. Ah, good call.Copy !req
117. A little R&R
is just what this outfit needs.Copy !req
118. Come on, men.Copy !req
119. Sweet summer corn!Copy !req
120. That building just disappeared!Copy !req
121. I know who's behind this.Copy !req
122. - You—you do?Copy !req
123. - Dr. Blowhole.Copy !req
124. This has his mad flipper prints
all over it.Copy !req
125. Not this time, Blowhole!Copy !req
126. You hear me?Copy !req
127. You bottlenosed freak!Copy !req
128. And just where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
129. Something's wrong
with these nuts!Copy !req
130. - I'll say.Copy !req
131. They've got elephant boogies
all over them.Copy !req
132. - This not-being-seen
has its fun side.Copy !req
133. - Funny business
at 12 o'clock.Copy !req
134. - What are we gonna tell
Skipper?Copy !req
135. - You mean,
until I think of somethingCopy !req
136. that's plausible
but not the truth?Copy !req
137. - We're onto
your sick dolphin trick.Copy !req
138. Huh?Copy !req
139. - No, Frank just up and quit.Copy !req
140. - Curse you, Blowhole!Copy !req
141. - Kowalski, Kowalski!
Kowalski!Copy !req
142. - Private, I'm sorry for
this sudden emotional outburst,Copy !req
143. but you need to focus!Copy !req
144. - Oh, I'm okay now.Copy !req
145. No! I'm not!Copy !req
146. - Look, we found
the transmatterer,Copy !req
147. so that's good.Copy !req
148. - Right. Jolly good.Copy !req
149. - Now I just need to get close
to shut it down.Copy !req
150. - And that's easy-peasy for you.Copy !req
151. - No, it's not!Copy !req
152. - Hello?
Who's messing with Joey?Copy !req
153. Show your face!Copy !req
154. - Crikey!Copy !req
155. Ooh!Copy !req
156. - Whoa, that dolphin's
really kicked up the crazy.Copy !req
157. It's some sort
of invisible weapon.Copy !req
158. - Meaning that the weapon
turns things invisibleCopy !req
159. and ironically
is invisible itself.Copy !req
160. Uh, of course,
I'm totally guessing.Copy !req
161. - Why would Blowhole
make an invisibility ray?Copy !req
162. Disintegrating
is more his thing.Copy !req
163. - Um, who can fathom
the mind of an evil genius?Copy !req
164. Right?Copy !req
165. - Right.Copy !req
166. Kowalski,
deranged dolphin options.Copy !req
167. - Ooh, the bus!Copy !req
168. - Private,
that's quitter talk.Copy !req
169. This unit
does not cut and run.Copy !req
170. - No, I say we ram it
with the bus.Copy !req
171. - You can't!
That might destroy the trans...Copy !req
172. - ... portation system
as we know it?Copy !req
173. Nah, it's just one bus.Copy !req
174. - Yo, Bada,
it's my turn.Copy !req
175. - Oh! Oh!Copy !req
176. - Hey, what you do that for?Copy !req
177. - I didn't do nothing.Copy !req
178. - Yo, you giving me
the business?Copy !req
179. - Absolutely am not
giving you the business.Copy !req
180. - Somebody's giving me
the business.Copy !req
181. - Well, it ain't me,
gabagool.Copy !req
182. - Well, then,
who's giving me the business?Copy !req
183. - Oh, what?Copy !req
184. Have you not seenCopy !req
185. a tire swinging
all by itself before?Copy !req
186. - Men, I won't lie to you.Copy !req
187. The odds that we all
pull through thisCopy !req
188. are less than a White Christmas
in Tallahassee.Copy !req
189. Florida?Copy !req
190. Generally warmish
in December.Copy !req
191. How about this?
The odds stink.Copy !req
192. - Tell him!Copy !req
193. - Skipper, I—Copy !req
194. - Feel the same, Kowalski.Copy !req
195. It's been an honor
serving with you too.Copy !req
196. Let's roll!Copy !req
197. - Steady.Copy !req
198. Steady.Copy !req
199. Jump!Copy !req
200. We've stopped Blowhole,
saved the city,Copy !req
201. and lived to tell about it.Copy !req
202. Good on us!Copy !req
203. - Oh!
- Kowalski, report.Copy !req
204. - Sounds like an overload,
Skipper.Copy !req
205. If this thing explodes,Copy !req
206. it could turn everything
invisible.Copy !req
207. - Can you defuse it?
- Well, I...Copy !req
208. I could reverse
the polarity,Copy !req
209. making everything
visible again,Copy !req
210. but I'd need my tools,Copy !req
211. and they're all the way
back in the—Copy !req
212. - I knew something bad
was gonna happen.Copy !req
213. - Relax, Private,
all I need to doCopy !req
214. is push a series of
geometrically shaped buttonsCopy !req
215. in the right order.Copy !req
216. Square.Copy !req
217. Triangle.
Yes.Copy !req
218. Hexagon.Copy !req
219. Oh, and the rarest of all,
an inverted dodecahedron.Copy !req
220. - You really knowCopy !req
221. your evil bottlenose tech there,
Kowalski.Copy !req
222. - Ah.Copy !req
223. - Ooh, I am a spooky banana.Copy !req
224. How do I floatCopy !req
225. in front of
your stupefied, hairy faces?Copy !req
226. Maybe I am
a magic talking fruit.Copy !req
227. Yes?
Maybe.Copy !req
228. Look.Copy !req
229. - Yo, Bada,
you see what I see?Copy !req
230. Silly monkey apes.Copy !req
231. Nobody is seeing me.Copy !req
232. - Hey, we ain't nobody, lemur.Copy !req
233. - Uh, monkey apes,
what are you doing?Copy !req
234. I'm here!Copy !req
235. - Look at all these
safety features.Copy !req
236. - Yes, clearly, the invention
itself was flawless.Copy !req
237. - Maybe if you'd step up
your game to Blowhole's level,Copy !req
238. we could risk you
back in the lab.Copy !req
239. - Well, as it turns out—Copy !req
240. - Turns out
it's tough for youCopy !req
241. to appreciate someone else's
achievement.Copy !req
242. - I get it.
- Uh, actually, I—Copy !req
243. - Dream of this kind of
breakthrough.Copy !req
244. Well, keep dreaming.Copy !req
245. Maybe someday, who knows?Copy !req
246. - No, no, no, see,
I was going to say—Copy !req
247. - Come on, boys.Copy !req
248. - We've earned
those snow cones.Copy !req
249. - All right.
Let's just forget about it.Copy !req
250. - And in conclusion,
badgers are never to be trusted,Copy !req
251. especially when they tell youCopy !req
252. where the butterscotch lolly
trees are.Copy !req
253. Also there's no such thing
as butterscotch lolly trees.Copy !req
254. Thank you.Copy !req
255. Badger!Copy !req
256. - Lights.Copy !req
257. - You're up, Kowalski.Copy !req
258. What do you got?Copy !req
259. - My report today is titled
"Anticipating the Unexpected."Copy !req
260. Now, if you will
open your folders...Copy !req
261. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
262. - Nice try.
I was expecting that.Copy !req
263. - And I was expecting
that you'd expect that.Copy !req
264. See?Copy !req
265. - Touche.Copy !req
266. - Oh, almost forgot.Copy !req
267. I would like
to congratulate Private.Copy !req
268. Your badger report was both
insightful and riveting.Copy !req
269. - Gee.
Uh, thanks.Copy !req
270. - Hmm, you were
supposed to expect that.Copy !req
271. - Private, were you sleeping
during Kowalski's report?Copy !req
272. - But that was completely
unexpected.Copy !req
273. Precisely.
- Ooh!Copy !req
274. - For the remainder
of my presentation,Copy !req
275. we'll need to head—
- Topside?Copy !req
276. - Ooh, you are on your game,
Skipper.Copy !req
277. - As expected.Copy !req
278. - Now, for this experiment,Copy !req
279. I employed the classic
scientific method:Copy !req
280. hypothesis, observation,
and conclusion—Copy !req
281. - Uh, Kowalski?
- Yes?Copy !req
282. - You lost us at hypothesis.Copy !req
283. - Okay, then I'll just
get to the point.Copy !req
284. This brilliant little device—Copy !req
285. which I invented,
thank you—Copy !req
286. detects the unexpected.Copy !req
287. Ooh, the beeping suggestsCopy !req
288. something is about to happen
to the child's ice cream.Copy !req
289. - Huh?Copy !req
290. - Oh.Copy !req
291. - Ah, but it was detected,
thus expected.Copy !req
292. - Still sad, though.Copy !req
293. - Science is not
for the sentimental, Private.Copy !req
294. - Well, if you can detect
the unexpected,Copy !req
295. detect this!Copy !req
296. - Agh!Copy !req
297. - Blah!Copy !req
298. - Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
299. - Oh, that's
the office calling.Copy !req
300. Sit tight while daddy
takes this, will ya?Copy !req
301. Hey, Veronica.Copy !req
302. Yeah, yeah, it's me.Copy !req
303. Let's run through that proposal.Copy !req
304. I was thinking...Copy !req
305. - Well, that was certainly
unexpected, Private.Copy !req
306. - Yes, well,
then I proved my point.Copy !req
307. An explosion would indicate
something catastrophicCopy !req
308. is about to occur
to that stroller and/or baby.Copy !req
309. - My mother's maiden name
was "catastrophe" and/or "baby."Copy !req
310. After that stroller.Copy !req
311. - Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
312. - Rico, ball!Copy !req
313. - Blah.Copy !req
314. - Yeah.Copy !req
315. - What?Copy !req
316. - Seriously.Copy !req
317. Who could predict that
sentimental young PrivateCopy !req
318. would cause
such utter devastation?Copy !req
319. Well, technically,
it was the tire's fault.Copy !req
320. - Well, first things first.Copy !req
321. Kowalski, how do you suggest
we quiet this little noisemaker?Copy !req
322. - Hmm, human spawn usually
derive happiness from fun toys.Copy !req
323. - Let's go a little less lethal,
more baby friendly,Copy !req
324. like nunchucks
or brass knuckles.Copy !req
325. - I was thinking more along
the lines of a stuffed animal.Copy !req
326. - Um, perhaps
the little chap's cryingCopy !req
327. because he's got
a soiled nappy.Copy !req
328. - I—I just assumed
that was Rico.Copy !req
329. No.Copy !req
330. - Kowalski, you and I
will take diaper detail.Copy !req
331. Rico, give us some protection.Copy !req
332. - Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
333. - Private, see what you can find
down below.Copy !req
334. Gentlemen, let's defuse
this stink bomb.Copy !req
335. - Diaper bag secured.Copy !req
336. - Wipes.Copy !req
337. Clean diaper.Copy !req
338. And powder.Copy !req
339. - Blah.
Ah! Ah!Copy !req
340. - Wipes.
Clean diaper.Copy !req
341. And powder.Copy !req
342. - Wipes.
Clean diaper.Copy !req
343. Powder.Copy !req
344. - Ah.Copy !req
345. I almost lost consciousness
there for a minute.Copy !req
346. - Good work, team.Copy !req
347. Now let's get this tyke
back to the zoo, pronto.Copy !req
348. Commence operation—
- Oh, no!Copy !req
349. - What is it, Rico?Copy !req
350. Talk to me, boy.Copy !req
351. - Well, that's what
I was about to say.Copy !req
352. We need to get back
to the zoo.Copy !req
353. Operation cradle and—
agh!Copy !req
354. What say your fancy
unexpected detector now?Copy !req
355. Nothing.Copy !req
356. - Blah.Copy !req
357. - Hold on, men!Copy !req
358. - Oh!Copy !req
359. - Whee!Copy !req
360. - Let it out, buddy.Copy !req
361. - Rico!Copy !req
362. - Stroller at two o'clock...Copy !req
363. at a construction site!Copy !req
364. Well, that's a tad predictable.Copy !req
365. - Uh, I don't think
this is a construction site.Copy !req
366. - It's a demolition site.Copy !req
367. - Never would have expected
that.Copy !req
368. - Okay.Copy !req
369. The little cadet's gone M.I.A.Copy !req
370. - Skipper!Copy !req
371. - Get him!Copy !req
372. - Get him!Copy !req
373. - Get him!Copy !req
374. - Get him!Copy !req
375. - Hold on.Copy !req
376. I've seen this before.Copy !req
377. We'll continue chasing him
back and forth,Copy !req
378. to and fro,
in and out,Copy !req
379. left to right,
and right to left,Copy !req
380. over and under,Copy !req
381. until eventually
we start to chase each other.Copy !req
382. And of course,
there's also the possibilityCopy !req
383. of a random object
falling on us from the sky.Copy !req
384. - You know how I feel
about random falling objects.Copy !req
385. - Actually, I'm not sure I do,
Skipper.Copy !req
386. - Private, extrapolate
from my tone.Copy !req
387. - Right.
- Rico—Copy !req
388. Get him!Copy !req
389. - Whee!Copy !req
390. - Hold still so I can—Copy !req
391. - Whee-hee-hee!Copy !req
392. Oh! Ah!
Hee-hee-hee!Copy !req
393. - There he is.Copy !req
394. - Uh...Copy !req
395. - Listen, we don't want
any trouble.Copy !req
396. - Ooh, ah?Copy !req
397. - Just want to return you
to your father.Copy !req
398. - Dada.Copy !req
399. - Oh?Copy !req
400. - So back away
from that detonator,Copy !req
401. and no one gets hurt.Copy !req
402. - Oh, no.Copy !req
403. - Gotcha, little guy.Copy !req
404. - All right.
Let's take a step back.Copy !req
405. Everyone including me,
nothing stupid.Copy !req
406. - Whoa!Copy !req
407. Yeah, I'll miss Frank.Copy !req
408. - Okay, the kid wins.Copy !req
409. Now, on the bright side,
he can't talk,Copy !req
410. so no one will ever know.Copy !req
411. - Skipper, are you suggesting
that we just give up?Copy !req
412. Kowalski, you taught me
to expect the unexpected,Copy !req
413. but the most unexpected thing
of all is us quitting.Copy !req
414. I don't expect it,
and I won't accept it.Copy !req
415. - Your words inspire me,
young Private.Copy !req
416. We're with you.Copy !req
417. - You are? Yay!Copy !req
418. Rico, counterweight.Copy !req
419. - Ohh!Copy !req
420. Whoa!Copy !req
421. - No!Copy !req
422. - Kowalski!Copy !req
423. Options.Copy !req
424. Let's go!
Go, go!Copy !req
425. Good job back there, Private.Copy !req
426. - Thanks, Skipper.Copy !req
427. - Well, Kowalski,Copy !req
428. I guess your unexpected detector
was defective,Copy !req
429. as I suspected.Copy !req
430. - Oh, you got me there,
Skipper.Copy !req
431. - Fish from a jar, anyone?Copy !req
432. - Uh, sure.Copy !req
433. - And that's what
keeps us sharp.Copy !req
434. Now let's get this little burden
back to his father.Copy !req
435. - Ooh!
- Oh!Copy !req
436. - Great.
All right.Copy !req
437. We'll circle back to this at
the office on Monday, all right?Copy !req
438. All right.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
439. Hey, little guy.
Thanks for waiting.Copy !req
440. Wow.
Where'd you get that?Copy !req
441. What happened to the stroller?Copy !req