1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.Copy !req
2. - Now, for today's training,
I thought we'd mix it upCopy !req
3. with a little treat
from the land of the rising sun.Copy !req
4. - Oh, long island.Copy !req
5. - Actually, Japan,
also known as Nippon,Copy !req
6. which in the native tongue
means "Sun origin," thus—Copy !req
7. - Kowalski, put a quarter
in the show-off jar, please.Copy !req
8. The show-off jar.Copy !req
9. - Now, as I was saying,
today we—Copy !req
10. - Blech!Copy !req
11. - Hite! Sumo!Copy !req
12. - Correctimundo.Copy !req
13. - Hey, guys.Copy !req
14. Guys, check this out.Copy !req
15. I found these leaves
by the fence that are, like,Copy !req
16. organic moisturizer.Copy !req
17. Mmm, yeah, just, uh-huh.Copy !req
18. Yeah,
they have this oil on themCopy !req
19. that really makes
your coat shine.Copy !req
20. - Ooh,
I am a little dull sometimes.Copy !req
21. - Here,
let me give it a go.Copy !req
22. Greasy, tingly, ooh, refresh—Copy !req
23. - Hoo!Copy !req
24. Greasy, tingly, ooh,
ooh-la-la-la.Copy !req
25. - If everyone's finished
with their beauty treatments,Copy !req
26. can we sumo now?Copy !req
27. - Num-num-num-num.Copy !req
28. - All right,
fun time's over.Copy !req
29. Back to the bus.Copy !req
30. Agh!Copy !req
31. Ahh, Maurice...Copy !req
32. Entertaining the masses
is so punishing,Copy !req
33. what with the burden
of my ridiculous awesomenessCopy !req
34. and such things.Copy !req
35. - Ahhh... oof!Copy !req
36. - Heavy hangs the head
that wears the crown.Copy !req
37. - Ew, cooties.Copy !req
38. - Thank you.
What now?Copy !req
39. - Oh, no.
Get away from me.Copy !req
40. - Ahh, cooties.Copy !req
41. You gave me cooties.Copy !req
42. - Agh!Copy !req
43. Oh, no. Get away from me.Copy !req
44. - Never,
ever have I felt such terrorCopy !req
45. in my toes.Copy !req
46. What?
Must you make bad go to worse?Copy !req
47. - Yiiii!Copy !req
48. - Rico...Copy !req
49. - Hut! Hut! Heeey.Copy !req
50. - Kowalski...Copy !req
51. - According to the circumference
of my belly,Copy !req
52. victory is mine.Copy !req
53. - Private.Copy !req
54. - Waah!
- Arrgh!Copy !req
55. - I think that may be a penalty,
but I'm not sure who gets it.Copy !req
56. - Hey.Copy !req
57. - Uhh...Copy !req
58. oh, hello, neighbors.Copy !req
59. I am needing to be borrowing
some of your gadgetsCopy !req
60. and gizmos and who's its.Copy !req
61. - Seems the humans are spreading
something called "cooties."Copy !req
62. - Yes, which is why we are
needing your science-y thingsCopy !req
63. to keep the royal party strong
and, you know, cootieless.Copy !req
64. Oooh.Copy !req
65. This will go quite nicely
with my kingly crown, yeah?Copy !req
66. Looks nice.Copy !req
67. So borrowing is okay, yes?Copy !req
68. Ahh! There they are.Copy !req
69. Run for your life.Copy !req
70. It's spreading.Copy !req
71. - She gave me cooties.Copy !req
72. - Eww, now I've got it.Copy !req
73. - Great barrier reef.Copy !req
74. - Now do you see?Copy !req
75. As your beloved king,Copy !req
76. I order you
to do your civic dutyCopy !req
77. and protect my royal hide.Copy !req
78. - And see?Copy !req
79. I'm it.Copy !req
80. - Kowalski, cootie analysis.Copy !req
81. - Judging by the anguished cries
of the boy children,Copy !req
82. it appears that females
spread the virus by mere touch.Copy !req
83. - Wait, you mean if I touch
a girl, I could get cooties?Copy !req
84. - Odds are somewhere between
posilutely and absotively.Copy !req
85. - Ahhh.Copy !req
86. And what are cooties, exactly?Copy !req
87. - Yeah, and more importantly,Copy !req
88. how will we be knowing
which of the girlsCopy !req
89. are having them?Copy !req
90. - Well, you're just a precious
little pachyderm, aren't you?Copy !req
91. Ah... ahh... ahh.Copy !req
92. - The otter has the cooties.Copy !req
93. - Shh, we have to watch burt
for symptoms.Copy !req
94. For all we know,
Marlene's already infected him.Copy !req
95. Cooties!Copy !req
96. - The otter has the cooties.Copy !req
97. What do we do?
What do we do?Copy !req
98. Wait, wait.Copy !req
99. I'm having a storm
inside of my brainy parts.Copy !req
100. First we'll—eh, oh, uh.Copy !req
101. Okay, now, that is just rude
when you haven't even heardCopy !req
102. the stone-cold genius
of my plan.Copy !req
103. - Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
104. - Ohh! Nothing.Copy !req
105. Just, you know,
swimming in terror.Copy !req
106. G-g-girl!Copy !req
107. - Uh, yeah.Copy !req
108. Hey, could you do me a favor?Copy !req
109. See, I've got this rash.Copy !req
110. Can you just—
no, just one—Copy !req
111. - The otter has the cooties.
- No, just—can you just—Copy !req
112. - The otter has the cooties.Copy !req
113. Everybody run, because the otter
has the cooties.Copy !req
114. - Hold on, just put—
- The otter has the cooties!Copy !req
115. - I just need you—
- The otter has the cooties!Copy !req
116. - I just need you—
- The otter has the cooties!Copy !req
117. Keep your cuckoo cooties
away from me.Copy !req
118. Mort,
take one for the team.Copy !req
119. - I'm sacrificial.Copy !req
120. - Onward, Maurice.Copy !req
121. We must find someone
to protect us.Copy !req
122. Uh, and by "us,"
I mean "me," you know.Copy !req
123. - Okay, fine.Copy !req
124. I can take a hint.Copy !req
125. - Ow!Copy !req
126. - Quarantine!Copy !req
127. Now, look, if we don't put
a lid on this thing,Copy !req
128. we could be looking at a replay
of the Lau Ling outbreak.Copy !req
129. - The pandademic?Copy !req
130. Oh, my stars and garters.Copy !req
131. - Kowalski, language.Copy !req
132. Private's present.Copy !req
133. - Skipper, Marlene
was in our habitat today.Copy !req
134. We could all be infected
and not even know it.Copy !req
135. - Hoo-ah!Copy !req
136. Blech!Copy !req
137. Blah!Copy !req
138. - None of us are itching,
so obviously,Copy !req
139. none of us have cooties.Copy !req
140. - Right, well, that's a relief.Copy !req
141. Oh, what's this?Copy !req
142. - Quarantine!Copy !req
143. - Oh, dear.Copy !req
144. - You—
you wish to have us protect youCopy !req
145. from what now,
gabba-goo?Copy !req
146. - Hey,
can someone get my back?Copy !req
147. - Oh, hey, Marlene.Copy !req
148. Run for your lives!Copy !req
149. - Ah-ha, ah-ha,Copy !req
150. ah-ha-ha-ha,
ah-ha-ha, yeah.Copy !req
151. - Ha, king me.Copy !req
152. - The otter has the cooties!Copy !req
153. - Wrong king.Copy !req
154. - Be afraid.Copy !req
155. She's coming.Copy !req
156. The cootie otter,
that's who.Copy !req
157. She will touch you,Copy !req
158. and then you will have
the cooties too.Copy !req
159. - Guys.Copy !req
160. - Oh, hey, Marlene.
How's it—ahhh!Copy !req
161. - I—I could use a hand,
actually, all four.Copy !req
162. If you could just
get your fingers in...Copy !req
163. - Eww.Copy !req
164. Will you please take
your contagious cootiesCopy !req
165. and self-quarantine.Copy !req
166. - Con—contagious?Copy !req
167. Who—wait, cooties?Copy !req
168. Is that why I'm so itchy?Copy !req
169. Oh—oh, no, I've got cooties.Copy !req
170. - Ergh, ahh.Copy !req
171. Okay, it's here we make
our brave last stand.Copy !req
172. Maurice, you will be likeCopy !req
173. the famous Davy Crockett
at the alamo,Copy !req
174. and I will be like the guy
nobody ever heard of,Copy !req
175. because he lived.Copy !req
176. - All right, Davy—
what?Copy !req
177. - It's quiet...
too quiet.Copy !req
178. Don't scratch the beak.Copy !req
179. Don't scratch the beak.Copy !req
180. Look at him.Copy !req
181. He's just crawling with cooties.Copy !req
182. Maybe a little baby scratch.Copy !req
183. No, don't scratch the beak.Copy !req
184. Agh!Copy !req
185. Ohh.Copy !req
186. - Quarantine!Copy !req
187. - Ahh!Copy !req
188. Who's the smart one now?Copy !req
189. - Well, sorry about
the rough stuff, boys,Copy !req
190. but this crisis
must be contained at all costs.Copy !req
191. Anyone who shows
the slightest symptomsCopy !req
192. has to be isolated.Copy !req
193. Right, Rico?Copy !req
194. - Yeah.Copy !req
195. - We've got to think
of the big picture here:Copy !req
196. protecting the entire zoo.Copy !req
197. Right, Rico?Copy !req
198. - Huh?Copy !req
199. Oh, ha-ha-ha, yeah.Copy !req
200. - Good man.Copy !req
201. No exceptions.Copy !req
202. - Ah-ah-ah-ah.Copy !req
203. - Right, Rico?Copy !req
204. - Huh?Copy !req
205. - Quarantine!Copy !req
206. - I don't suppose
someone can scratch my toes.Copy !req
207. - Skipper's log:
my loyal men...Copy !req
208. - Hi.
- And MortCopy !req
209. have been infected
with the calamitous...Copy !req
210. - Cooties!Copy !req
211. - Ah, she's gone mad.Copy !req
212. - Hi, Marlene.Copy !req
213. - Someone just scratch my back.Copy !req
214. And what's with the box?Copy !req
215. - Marlene, what are
you doing here in our home?Copy !req
216. How unexpected
and in no way horrifying.Copy !req
217. - Yeah, yeah, that's great.Copy !req
218. Look, I don't care
what kind of top secret stuffCopy !req
219. you have to do,Copy !req
220. but you've got to get rid
of these cooties.Copy !req
221. Can't you zap me with one
of these doohickies or...Copy !req
222. - What about this one?Copy !req
223. Come on, man, get me a cure.Copy !req
224. Hey, get back here.Copy !req
225. - Ahh-ahh-ahh-mm.Copy !req
226. - Get...
- Oh! Mm!Copy !req
227. - Get me...
- Ah!Copy !req
228. - This might be
a bad time, but I'dCopy !req
229. really appreciate
that toe scratch.Copy !req
230. - Found ya.Copy !req
231. - I'm infected.Copy !req
232. Let me in.Copy !req
233. Let me in.Copy !req
234. - Hm?
Ah-arrgh-ah-arrgh.Copy !req
235. - Huh?Copy !req
236. - Arrrgh.Copy !req
237. - Code 83.Copy !req
238. I repeat, code 83!Copy !req
239. - I, uh,
don't want to alarm anyone,Copy !req
240. but I went all-in
on the broccoli for lunch today.Copy !req
241. - Ahhh!Copy !req
242. - What was that?Copy !req
243. - Top side, pronto.Copy !req
244. Augh-ergh-ahh.Copy !req
245. - Brace yourself, boys.Copy !req
246. This is gonna...
hit the spot.Copy !req
247. Ohhh, yeah.Copy !req
248. - This oatmeal bath appears
to be...Copy !req
249. ahh...
curing our cooties.Copy !req
250. - Mmm.
- Marlene,Copy !req
251. I feel we owe you an apology.Copy !req
252. - Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
253. - We owe you, which means you'll
get it at some future date.Copy !req
254. When's your birthday?Copy !req
255. - No doubt about it,Copy !req
256. poison ivy.Copy !req
257. - Poison ivy?Copy !req
258. - Which is not cooties,
is it?Copy !req
259. - No, in fact,
it would be Marlene'sCopy !req
260. so-called "moisturizing plant."Copy !req
261. - Oh, so this stuff I thought
was gonna help, actuall—Copy !req
262. that, my friends, is ironic.Copy !req
263. Whoopsies. I'm sorry.Copy !req
264. - Shouldn't someone tell Julien
the cootie truth?Copy !req
265. - Eh, no rush, Private.Copy !req
266. - Augh. Curse.Copy !req
267. Ohh, cooties.Copy !req
268. - Combat driving drills.Copy !req
269. Now, this is where we separate
the adults migratory malesCopy !req
270. from the hatchlings.Copy !req
271. - Private, what was that?Copy !req
272. - Just observing the rules
of the road, Skipper.Copy !req
273. - That is no way
to treat nitro-charged,Copy !req
274. fuel-injected,
motorized mayhem.Copy !req
275. Out of the car.Copy !req
276. Kowalski,
show him how it's done.Copy !req
277. - Let's see,
fuel tank: adequate.Copy !req
278. Tire pressure: optimal.Copy !req
279. 40 feet above sea level.Copy !req
280. Minimized freeways...Copy !req
281. - Get out of the car.Copy !req
282. Rico, take the wheel.Copy !req
283. - Vrroom, vroom-vroom-vroom.Copy !req
284. - Now, pay attention.Copy !req
285. See how a real penguin drives.Copy !req
286. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
287. - That maniac sure loves
to rip up the road.Copy !req
288. Whoo!Copy !req
289. - Yeah.Copy !req
290. Ee-yaaah.Copy !req
291. Heh-hehhh.Copy !req
292. - All right, wrap it up, Rico.Copy !req
293. - Ohhh.Copy !req
294. - And no,
you can't haveCopy !req
295. just one more spin
around the block.Copy !req
296. - Please.Copy !req
297. - That and your baby blues
won't cut it tonight, soldier.Copy !req
298. Lights out in ten.Copy !req
299. - Oh, hello, Rico.Copy !req
300. I was just labeling
some of my inventions:Copy !req
301. the neuroneutralizer,Copy !req
302. the duotronic laser
targeting system,Copy !req
303. and the spectrodemagnitizer.Copy !req
304. At least I think
that's what these labels say.Copy !req
305. Hard to tell
when you can't read.Copy !req
306. - Lights out, boys.Copy !req
307. - Coming, Skipper.Copy !req
308. - Bye-bye.Copy !req
309. Aww, come here.Copy !req
310. - Rico.Copy !req
311. Huh? What?Copy !req
312. Baahh! Oof!Copy !req
313. - Don't even think about it,
Rico.Copy !req
314. - Aww.Copy !req
315. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
316. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.Copy !req
317. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.Copy !req
318. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
319. Yeow!Copy !req
320. - Huh? Maurice,Copy !req
321. who is disturbing
my royal rest?Copy !req
322. Who? Who?Copy !req
323. - Ohh, is it the penguin
in the car?Copy !req
324. Because I think it might be
the penguin in the car.Copy !req
325. - Um, can I go back to bed now?Copy !req
326. - No, I demand you punish him...
savagely.Copy !req
327. - And exactly just how am I
supposed to punish him?Copy !req
328. - I mean, you know,
other than doing that,Copy !req
329. which I totally just did.Copy !req
330. - Whoa, nice, Maurice.Copy !req
331. I don't know how you did it,
but I like the results.Copy !req
332. - My pleasure.
- Okay,Copy !req
333. back to sleepytime,
everyone.Copy !req
334. - Nighty-night.Copy !req
335. - Augh!Copy !req
336. Sorry.Copy !req
337. - Arrgh, mm.Copy !req
338. Ack!Copy !req
339. - Up and at 'em, boys.Copy !req
340. - Oh-ho,
looks like someoneCopy !req
341. forgot his bright eyes
and bushy tail.Copy !req
342. - Well, some more time
behind the wheelCopy !req
343. will put a little skip
in your step, right, Rico?Copy !req
344. - Uh, yeah.Copy !req
345. - Today's challenge:
navigate around the zooCopy !req
346. in a clockwise direction.Copy !req
347. - Simple enough.
- Ah, making onlyCopy !req
348. counterclockwise turns.Copy !req
349. - Ooh, curve.Copy !req
350. That ante is upped.Copy !req
351. - Rico, you're up.Copy !req
352. - Whoa!Copy !req
353. Heh-heh.Copy !req
354. Hmm.Copy !req
355. Whoa!Copy !req
356. Ah-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
357. Ah! Oh! Ah! Ohh!Copy !req
358. - Is he doing it right,
Skipper?Copy !req
359. - Well, Rico's never one
to do things by the book.Copy !req
360. - Ah! Ah! Augh! Ahh!Copy !req
361. Oh, no.Copy !req
362. Oy!Copy !req
363. - If I didn't know better,
I'd say that car'sCopy !req
364. got it in for Rico.Copy !req
365. - Oh, Private,
there you go anthropomorphizingCopy !req
366. the inanimate again.Copy !req
367. - Well, that's a lot of egghead
jibber-jabber, Kowalski.Copy !req
368. That still doesn't tell me why
the car would be mad at Rico.Copy !req
369. I mean, it's not like
he secretly totaled the carCopy !req
370. and hastily slapped it
back togetherCopy !req
371. to cover his heinous crime,
right?Copy !req
372. - Right... ow!Copy !req
373. Ta-da, sorry.Copy !req
374. Heh...
heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
375. Cuckoo.Copy !req
376. - Gaah-ha-ha!Copy !req
377. Waah-ha-ha!Copy !req
378. Whew.Copy !req
379. Ahhhh!Copy !req
380. No, no, Doris.Copy !req
381. Kowalski must never know.Copy !req
382. Uh, Rico?Copy !req
383. - Oogie-boogie,
vroom-vroom.Copy !req
384. - Beg your pardon?Copy !req
385. - Oogie-boogie,
vroom-vroom.Copy !req
386. - What is it, boy?Copy !req
387. Our car is—haunted?Copy !req
388. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
389. - Anthropomorphizing
with the added twistCopy !req
390. of supernatural possession.Copy !req
391. Preposterous.Copy !req
392. - Actually,
Rico may be onto something.Copy !req
393. Our auto's gone loco.Copy !req
394. - But that's impossible.Copy !req
395. - It's worse than that.Copy !req
396. It's unauthorized,Copy !req
397. and that doesn't fly
in this unit.Copy !req
398. - Silent as a grave, Skipper.Copy !req
399. - The beast knows
we're after it.Copy !req
400. The hunter has become the prey.Copy !req
401. - Again, Skipper,
the car is not alive.Copy !req
402. It can't think or—Copy !req
403. - Kowalski,
don't ruin the momentCopy !req
404. with your jibber-jabber.Copy !req
405. Besides, if it's not alive,Copy !req
406. then how do you explain
its brutal behavior.Copy !req
407. - Based on available data,
I... can't.Copy !req
408. - Yeah, jibber-jabber your way
out of that.Copy !req
409. - The beast.Copy !req
410. - Eep.Copy !req
411. - We move silent,
and we move fast.Copy !req
412. - Ahh!Copy !req
413. Oh!Copy !req
414. Ugh.Copy !req
415. Ahh!Copy !req
416. - Distraction scenario: go.Copy !req
417. - Yoo-hoo, demon car.Copy !req
418. Oh!Copy !req
419. - You don't have the guts
to take me on.Copy !req
420. - Though I know
you cannot understand me,Copy !req
421. I am talking to you anyway.Copy !req
422. Augh!Copy !req
423. That thing really
is targeting Rico, isn't it?Copy !req
424. - It's more demon than car now.Copy !req
425. Rico.Copy !req
426. - Baah! Ahh!Copy !req
427. - Look, Rico,
we're gonna find that car,Copy !req
428. and we're gonna throttle
its engine.Copy !req
429. - In the meantime,
you can stay hereCopy !req
430. safe and sound on our island.Copy !req
431. - Okay.Copy !req
432. - No, really, Rico,
you're safe here.Copy !req
433. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
434. - Seriously, you are.Copy !req
435. - Yeah.Copy !req
436. - Okay, listen up, soldier.Copy !req
437. I order you to be reassured
by my words.Copy !req
438. Now, on my mark,
feel safe.Copy !req
439. Mark.Copy !req
440. - All right.Copy !req
441. Augh!Copy !req
442. - Rico.Copy !req
443. - Augh! Augh! Auuugh!Copy !req
444. - Rico!Copy !req
445. - Argh! Baah!Copy !req
446. - There's no stopping
that monster.Copy !req
447. Men, launch me.Copy !req
448. - But, Skipper.
- No "buts."Copy !req
449. Listen to the sounds
of that crazy,Copy !req
450. frightened penguin
chased by a deranged roadster.Copy !req
451. Somebody's got to do something.Copy !req
452. Gentlemen,
I'm that somebody.Copy !req
453. Now, launch me.Copy !req
454. Leave me soldier alone.Copy !req
455. - Ahh! Ow!Copy !req
456. - Ahhhh.Copy !req
457. Ugh! Oof! Mm!Copy !req
458. Arrgh.Copy !req
459. - Rico, what are you doing?Copy !req
460. Take cover.Copy !req
461. - Hide,
or that thing will cream you.Copy !req
462. - Arrgh.Copy !req
463. - No, it's nitro-charged!Copy !req
464. - Augh!Copy !req
465. Ah!Copy !req
466. Bleh!Copy !req
467. - That was a brave thing
you did, soldier.Copy !req
468. - Still, I'm going to miss
that evil, evil car.Copy !req
469. I wonder what made it
behave so... evily.Copy !req
470. - I guess we'll never know.Copy !req
471. Wait just a nanosecond.Copy !req
472. This is my duotronic
laser-guided targeting system.Copy !req
473. - So?Copy !req
474. - So despite
my remarkable efficiency,Copy !req
475. I haven't installed it yet.Copy !req
476. - Hey,
how did that get in there?Copy !req
477. - I... um... vroom-vroom.Copy !req
478. Screeeech, ka-blam.Copy !req
479. - You secretly took the car
out for a spin, smashed it up,Copy !req
480. panicked, and hastily slapped
it back together?Copy !req
481. - Um... yep.Copy !req
482. - Well, Rico, in your haste,
you must have grabbedCopy !req
483. a few errant parts from some
of my other projects.Copy !req
484. There's your culprit.Copy !req
485. My targeting system
targeted you.Copy !req
486. - So no ghost?Copy !req
487. - No ghost.Copy !req
488. Let's hear it for jibber-jabber.Copy !req
489. Whoo!Copy !req
490. - Solid work there, soldier.Copy !req
491. It almost makes up for
your clear violation of orders.Copy !req
492. - Sorry.Copy !req
493. - Ah, don't sweat it.Copy !req
494. The sheer mind-shredding
psychological terrorCopy !req
495. you endured
is punishment enough.Copy !req
496. I mean,
you thought the car was haunted.Copy !req
497. Yeah.Copy !req
498. Whoo-oo-oo-ooo.Copy !req
499. - Ooh, sorry, Rico.Copy !req
500. Just looking for my sunglasses.Copy !req