1. - Cute and cuddly, boys.
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2. - Kowalski,
progress report.
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3. - Nearing completion on escape
tunnel number 15, Skipper.
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4. - Isn't this a bit
overly cautious?
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5. - Even better.
It's full-blown paranoia.
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6. - No, I mean, we already have
14 escape tunnels.
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7. Isn't that enough?
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8. - Manfredi and Johnson
thought so.
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9. What was left of them came home
in a manila envelope.
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10. - From Manila, ironically.
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11. - There's no such thing
as "too paranoid", Private.
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12. Remember that.
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13. And forget you ever heard it.
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14. - Um, I don't think that works
the way you think it—
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15. - Eyes on the flippers.
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16. - Wow!
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17. Boing! Boing! Boing!
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18. - Man down!
- Rico.
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19. - His brain appears
to be functioning at, uh,
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20. hmm, let's call it
normal capacity.
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21. - What happened?
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22. I thought we mapped this tunnel.
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23. - I'm not sure.
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24. This wall shouldn't be...
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25. A vintage pass code lock.
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26. - Excellent work, Kowalski.
But can you open it?
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27. - Well, it is state-of-the-art
hyper encryption technology...
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28. from 1963.
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29. - Nailed it!
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30. - Move in cautiously, men.
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31. Rico, ominous background music.
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32. - Rico!
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33. - All right, crackerjack,
what's the code word?
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34. - Lucky guess, moonbeam.
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35. - That voice...
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36. that steely gaze...
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37. - You sugar puffs
just gonna stand there?
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38. Spill your tater tots.
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39. Where's the Red Squirrel?
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40. - The Red Squirrel.
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41. Then you really are...
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42. Special Agent Buck Rotgut.
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43. - The Buck Rotgut?
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44. - Um, is that—
is that someone famous, then?
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45. - Sweet ignorant Private,
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46. Buck Rotgut is our greatest
American penguin hero.
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47. I've patterned my whole life
after Rotgut.
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48. - The bird who brought down
penguin enemy number one:
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49. the Red Squirrel.
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50. And may I say,
it is an honor, sir.
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51. - 86 the kiss-up, Fauntleroy.
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52. Let's get to brass tacks.
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53. I caught the Squirrel,
all right,
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54. but Big Red broke out,
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55. disappeared
in the underground.
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56. So that's what I did too.
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57. 47 years I've been down
in this bunker,
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58. waiting for Red Squirrel
to show his fluffy tail again.
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59. 47 years.
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60. - 47 years?
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61. - 47 years!
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62. - Don't you think
the Red Squirrel
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63. would have shown up by now?
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64. - Private.
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65. - College boy, huh?
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66. You see that bunker door?
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67. It only opens when
the Red Squirrel returns.
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68. Is it open now,
dough boy?
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69. - Yes.
- Then Red is back.
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70. And you four lollipops
are gonna help me find him.
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71. - I get to work
with Buck Rotgut.
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72. - I know, right?
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73. - Okay, so the guy
in the street,
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74. he puts a little ball
into one hat like this.
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75. Then he mix,
he mix it so fast
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76. it's like you can't even see it.
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77. Then stop,
and now you can't tell
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78. which is the ball hat,
can you?
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79. - Oh.
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80. Oh. Ah! Oh!
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81. - And now you give to me
all of your money.
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82. I love this game.
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83. - You sure you playing
this right?
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84. - Where's the Red Squirrel?
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85. Pffft.
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86. - Bring him up.
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87. All right, pigeon,
sing for me.
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88. - Uh...
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89. - I don't understand,
Skipper.
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90. Why would Mort know anything
about the Red Squirrel?
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91. - You got to think
like Buck Rotgut, Private.
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92. Put your paranoia cap on.
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93. - I don't think I have
a paranoia cap, Skipper.
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94. - Well, there's your problem.
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95. - You don't know anything
about the Red Squirrel, huh?
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96. That bushy tail of yours
tells me different.
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97. Know who else has a bushy tail?
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98. The Red Squirrel!
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99. - Oh, it's true.
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100. I do have a tail!
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101. - Sad eyes,
a Squirrel spy?
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102. It's always the ones
you least expect.
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103. - But—but—
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104. - Ah, there you are,
Mort, you silly.
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105. Come, I must show you
my new street game.
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106. Eh, who's the freak?
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107. I confess to everything.
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108. I took the last nut
and nougat bar.
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109. I cheat at whistling.
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110. Pfft!
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111. My father was not
a talking water cycle.
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112. - This hardball stuff
really works.
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113. - These snitches
don't know anything.
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114. They're just small potatoes.
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115. - He's right.
I am secretly a potato.
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116. No—oh—okay,
no, that one was a lie.
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117. I just wanted to get
the ropes off.
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118. - Eh!
- Ow!
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119. - Oh! Uh!
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120. These walls are nothing.
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121. There's not been
the prison built
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122. that can hold King Julian.
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123. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're locking that?
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124. Never mind.
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125. - Am I the only one
who thinks this is wrong?
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126. - Oh, it's very wrong, Private.
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127. Who knew the Red Squirrel
had so many agents
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128. inside our own zoo?
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129. - I don't know what
to believe anymore.
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130. - Dry those water works,
egghead.
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131. This roundup's
just getting started.
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132. You diaper dons ready
to get your flippers dirty?
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133. - Oh, absolutamente.
- Yeah.
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134. - not really.
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135. - Oh, all right!
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136. Free peanuts.
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137. - You like peanuts, huh?
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138. Know who else likes nuts?
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139. The Red Squirrel!
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140. - Oh, dear.
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141. - Hey.
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142. Oof.
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143. - Huh?
What in the what?
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144. Ah!
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145. - You like pictures
of red squirrels, huh?
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146. You know who else
likes red squirrels?
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147. The Red Squirrel!
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148. - Ah! Gah!
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149. - I say.
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150. - Read any good books lately,
punks?
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151. Red? Red?
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152. The Red Squirrel!
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153. - That one doesn't
even make sense.
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154. - Oh!
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155. - But these are our friends.
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156. They can't be
Red Squirrel agents.
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157. - Can't they?
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158. I think we can trust
the instincts
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159. of history's
greatest penguin agent.
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160. - Squirrel, squirrel,
squirrel, squirrel...
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161. - I'm sick of this guy.
He's not the boss of me.
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162. - They can't do this.
- It's outrageous.
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163. - Okay, this Red Squirrel stuff
has gone way too far.
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164. But maybe we can stop it.
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165. - I don't much like
our chances.
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166. Those penguins
are a wily bunch.
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167. - True, true,
but I just happen to have
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168. a secret inside source.
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169. Now, for his own protection,
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170. my source cannot reveal
his identity.
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171. - Hello there, Private.
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172. - Oh.
Um, the way I see it,
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173. everything goes back
to normal
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174. if we just get rid
of Buck Rotgut.
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175. - And how are we gonna do that?
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176. That guy's not going anywhere
until he catches
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177. some kind of Red Squirrel.
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178. - Precisely, Maurice.
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179. - So you want me to pretend
to be a squirrel?
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180. - You are a squirrel.
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181. - Yeah, but I never been
a pretend one before.
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182. - It'll be fine.
- Ow.
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183. - Ooh, everyone,
come quickly.
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184. It's the Red Squirrel.
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185. - Sweet enemy of the state.
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186. It's really him!
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187. - Hope you kept your dance card
open, bushy tail,
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188. 'cause I'm gonna play
a little chin music
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189. and waltz you all the way back
to the louse house.
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190. - Um, I'm gonna run away now.
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191. - After him, boys.
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192. - Take him out.
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193. - Oh, mama.
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194. Oh, okay, only 100 yards
to the nearest tree.
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195. - Stupid eye patch.
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196. - Crazy face,
hit me with the gift box.
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197. Ha.
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198. - A-hi.
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199. Good job, all of us.
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200. - I'm sure they kept
your cell warm, Red.
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201. Heh-heh-heh.
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202. - Touché.
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203. - So what's our next mission,
Buck?
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204. - That's it for me, boys.
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205. I'm out of the game.
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206. - Why?
- No, sir.
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207. - Say it ain't so.
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208. - I was put on this earth
for one reason
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209. and one reason only.
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210. And now it's sitting
in the back of the—
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211. wait a minute.
Where's dough boy?
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212. - Private?
He's right...
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213. - Hmm.
- Thanks a million, Fred.
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214. - No problem.
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215. I always wanted
to ride in a box.
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216. You know, they got cardboard
on the inside too.
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217. - Conspiracy!
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218. - Ah!
- Ah!
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219. - That squirrel was Fred.
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220. Why would you make
a phony Red Squirrel?
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221. - Why?
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222. Because Special Agent
Buck Rotgut
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223. is completely mental.
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224. - Your lies are burning
my ear holes.
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225. - He's thrown all our friends
into a detention cell.
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226. And for what?
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227. Because he thinks some enemy
from 47 years ago
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228. is still out there
plotting against him?
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229. - Oh, I get it now.
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230. The Red Squirrel hates penguins.
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231. And you know
who else hates penguins?
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232. - The Red Squirrel—
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233. - The Red Squirrel!
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234. - What? He's—he's—
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235. Okay, he's talking nonsense.
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236. - I don't know, Private.
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237. You did get caught
Red-Squirrel-handed.
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238. - A clever game,
I'll give him that—
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239. planting a decoy to cover up
your penguin plastic surgery.
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240. Nice move,
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241. Red Squirrel!
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242. - Wait.
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243. You think Private
is the Red Squirrel?
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244. - Uh, that's not really, uh...
possible.
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245. - That sounds
like squirrel talk.
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246. Maybe I got the right idea,
wrong penguin suit, huh?
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247. - Who? Kowalski?
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248. He's been helping us catch
the Red Squirrel.
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249. - Inside man.
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250. Your smarter
than I thought, Red.
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251. But I know how
to make you smart guys talk.
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252. You ever had a six-pound halibut
shoved up your left nostril?
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253. - Not the left one, no.
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254. I did try to tell you.
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255. - Rico, ring-a-ding special,
ASAP.
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256. - Yes.
You don't say?
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257. Well, thanks, Chief.
That was HQ.
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258. They said you've been tracking
another decoy this whole time.
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259. The real Red Squirrel
is hiding out in
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260. Grr-burr-jiggle-stan.
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261. - You tuna-fed thumb suckers
better sit this one out.
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262. Griffajigglestan
is no place for amateurs.
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263. I'm coming for you, squirrel!
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264. Clear.
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265. - Well, maybe we left
our paranoia caps on
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266. a little too long.
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267. - Oh, I do feel bad
for the old guy.
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268. He's wasted decades
chasing an enemy
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269. that probably
doesn't even exist.
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270. - Red Squirrel's log.
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271. Special Agent Rotgut
has been dispos-ed of.
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272. Time to get to work.
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273. - Stupid eye patch.
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274. - Okay, Kowalski,
wow me.
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275. - Behold a portal
to times past:
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276. the Chronotron!
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277. - So it's a time machine?
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278. - Well, yes.
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279. - So why not call it
a time machine?
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280. - Yeah, okay.
And while we're at it,
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281. let's just call
The Great Wall a fence,
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282. Mona Lisa a doodle,
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283. and Albert Einstein
Mr. Smarty Pants.
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284. Oh, Skipper,
I don't think you're seeing
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285. the big picture here.
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286. With the Chronotron,
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287. we'll be able to visit
any period in history.
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288. - Outstanding.
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289. Finally those hippies
can be stopped.
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290. Come on, Rico.
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291. - Hold on, Skipper.
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292. The Chronotron needs
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293. before it's fully functional:
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294. five ounces of Macguffium 239.
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295. Fortunately I know where to find
some right here in midtown.
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296. - Oof.
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297. - The Macguffium
is somewhere in this lab.
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298. - Spread out, men.
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299. - Hello? Macguffium?
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300. - Ah!
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301. Private, you have got
to stop me!
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302. - Um, okay.
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303. Kowalski, stop, please.
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304. - No, not me me.
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305. That me.
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306. - Hmm, nope.
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307. Ah—nope.
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308. Ooh—no.
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309. - There's two of you?
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310. - Private, I have come
from the future.
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311. Heh-heh.
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312. There's two of you.
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313. - That's a smashing trick.
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314. How did you do it,
mirrors?
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315. Or is that Rico
in a Kowalski costume?
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316. - Private, can you think
of even one time
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317. I have played a trick
or even told a joke?
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318. You really are from the future.
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319. Tell me, am I living
in a cottage in Nova Scotia,
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320. happily married with one egg
and another on the way?
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321. - Eh, no.
- Oh.
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322. - But we have
more pressing concerns.
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323. If my past self
completes the Chronotron,
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324. it will lead to nothing
but disaster and chaos.
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325. - So go tell yourself.
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326. You're sure to listen to you.
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327. - All right—no!
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328. If I meet my present self,
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329. the space-time continuum
would be ripped asunder
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330. by a chronal vortex.
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331. - Oh, dear.
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332. - Ah-ha.
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333. Here it is.
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334. Five ounces of Macguffium 239.
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335. You've got to get
that Macguffium, Private,
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336. or the entire universe
will be destroyed.
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337. - The entire universe?
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338. - Yes!
No pressure.
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339. Ah, think of all
the famous historical figures
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340. we'll be able to meet.
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341. - Yeah, like, uh, uh...
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342. well, actually, I—I just want
to slap a hippie or two,
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343. maybe make 'em get jobs.
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344. - Oh!
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345. - How about you, Private?
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346. Private?
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347. - History will unfold
before our very eyes.
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348. We'll watch
primordial ooze form,
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349. witness dinosaurs battle
for survival...
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350. - Ow.
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351. Stupid flying glowy bottle.
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352. - Behold primitive penguins rise
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353. as the dominant species.
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354. - Doh.
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355. - And it's all thanks
to this Macguffium 239.
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356. - Could I hold it
for a moment?
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357. - All right.
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358. Just be care—gah.
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359. - Whoops, I spilled it.
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360. Oh, no.
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361. Oh, dear, now I seem to be
accidentally trodding upon it.
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362. - My—my—my—
my Macguffium,
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363. ruined.
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364. - Oh, gee, Kowalski,
I'm sorry.
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365. I guess no time traveling
for us.
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366. - Well, good thing
I grabbed a back-up.
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367. Always prepare, baby.
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368. - Ah-ha.
Good show.
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369. - It'll take a few minutes
to install the Macguffium.
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370. - Wake me when
it's time travel time.
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371. - Roger that.
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372. - Um, excuse me.
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373. I have to do a thing
over there, so...
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374. - What do you mean,
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375. you didn't destroy
the Macguffium?
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376. - I'm sorry, Future Kowalski.
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377. - Well, then the universe
is doomed!
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378. - If only you could explain this
to yourself
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379. without destroying
the space-time condominium.
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380. - Continuum.
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381. - Right.
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382. - Maybe I can.
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383. - Wrench?
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384. - Pliers.
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385. - Six quarts of 30 weight oil.
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386. - Ooh!
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387. Hello, boys.
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388. - Hello, Private.
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389. What's with the box?
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390. - Shoes. Why?
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391. What's so suspicious about
a penguin and his shoe box?
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392. - Nothing,
except we don't wear shoes.
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393. - Hmm, yes, quite true.
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394. Oh, that reminds me,
Kowalski.
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395. Have you considered the dangers
of a chronopath pair of ducks?
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396. - I mean, a chronopath paradox?
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397. Which has nothing to do
with water fowl, apparently.
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398. - Chronopath paradox?
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399. Wait.
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400. Are you saying
that the Chronotron
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401. could cause
a time-spatial distortion?
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402. - Don't know.
Am I?
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403. - Uh, yes, I think I am.
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404. - Einstein's undies!
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405. I didn't think of that at all.
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406. It could spell the end
of the universe.
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407. - So I'm told.
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408. - Skipper, you've got
to stop me!
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409. Ow!
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410. - There, you're stopped.
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411. - No, not me me.
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412. That me.
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413. - I must destroy
the Chronotron.
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414. - There's two of you?
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415. You're from the future.
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416. Tell me, does the earth become
a post-apocalyptic wasteland,
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417. terrorized by roving bands
of irradiated mutants?
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418. - Eh, no.
- Oh.
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419. - But we have
more pressing concerns.
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420. Another future me has come
to this time
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421. to convince the present me
to destroy my Chronotron,
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422. which I've only just learned
is key
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423. to the survival of the universe.
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424. - Time travel.
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425. All you want is to slap
a hippie,
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426. but all you get
is multiple Kowalskis.
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427. - Not to worry, Skipper.
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428. I know just what to do.
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429. And so dies the dream
of time travel.
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430. You do it, Rico.
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431. You destroy all my hopes,
dreams,
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432. and everything I ever lived for.
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433. - Okay.
- Oh, hey there, boys.
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434. Uh, what's going on?
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435. - Skipper, what's in this sack?
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436. - Laundry. Why?
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437. What's wrong with a penguin
and his sack of laundry?
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438. - Well, nothing, except
we don't wear clothes.
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439. - Well, yeah,
'cause they're dirty.
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440. - Can we please just get on
with crushing my dreams?
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441. - Hey, speaking of,
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442. Kowalski, have you considered
the, uh, uh...
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443. - Right, right, the reverse
chronology dilation backlash.
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444. - Brahe's boxers,
I didn't think of that either.
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445. Maybe the Chronotron
is safe after all.
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446. - But—but
the quantum entanglements
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447. disrupt any chrono backlash.
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448. - Good golly,
I suppose that's true.
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449. - Yet the quantum entanglements
dissipate
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450. in the presence of some photonic
gobbledygook thing.
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451. - Private, Kowalski's making
his time machine,
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452. and that's final.
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453. - Skipper, please forgive me
for this.
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454. Ah!
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455. - Ah, Private,
drop that Macguffium.
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456. - Ah!
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457. Ooh!
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458. - Ooh!
- Sorry, Skipper.
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459. - Hey.
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460. Ah!
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461. - Oh, look at them, Maurice.
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462. Why can't we play
affectionately like that?
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463. - Private, listen, I have a
Kowalski from the future who—
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464. - What, you have
a Future Kowalski?
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465. I have a Future Kowalski.
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466. And mine says the Chronotron
must be destroyed.
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467. - Well, mine says
it must be saved.
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468. - Oh, dear.
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469. Which Future Kowalski
do we listen to?
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470. - I say the one
that lets me slap a hippie.
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471. I got it, Kowalski.
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472. Now fire up that time machine.
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473. I can't let you do that,
Skipper.
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474. - And I can't let you do that.
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475. - Two Kowalskis.
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476. It's the end of the universe.
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477. - Pff, don't get your feathers
in a bunch, Private.
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478. So long as the Present Kowalski
doesn't see us,
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479. we should all be—
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480. - Ah.
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481. Whoa.
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482. - Who?
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483. Newton's knickers.
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484. - Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.
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485. - What a—I mean—
are—are you—
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486. I mean, mes from the future?
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487. - Precisely.
- Precisely.
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488. - Wow, we are
really good-looking.
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489. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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490. - But the three of us
in one place,
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491. the danger,
it'll shred time-space.
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492. It could create a rip in the
very fabric of the universe!
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493. - Like that?
- Like that?
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494. - Ah!
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495. - The winkys!
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496. - Ah!
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497. - Ah!
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498. - No!
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499. Eh!
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500. - Ah!
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501. - I never should have created
this Chronotron.
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502. I had no idea.
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503. But Private did.
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504. He understands.
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505. I'll go back in time
and talk to Private.
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506. He'll stop me
before any of this happens.
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507. Ah!
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508. Yep, and that's how I got here.
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509. - Huh, it's kind of ironic.
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510. If you hadn't created
the Chronotron,
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511. then you couldn't go back
in time
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512. to tell yourself not to make it.
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513. - Fenneman's fellies,
a paradox.
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514. I've got to make sure
that I do invent the Chronotron.
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515. Skipper.
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516. I'll go back in time
and talk to Skipper.
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517. He's the only hope
for the universe.
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518. Ah!
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519. Yep, and that's how I got here.
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520. - So we're back
to just one Kowalski?
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521. - Affirmative.
- Then give me some options.
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522. How do we stop this thing?
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523. - We can't.
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524. It'll just get bigger
and bigger and...
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525. then it'll stop for a while.
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526. - Whew.
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527. - But then
it'll get bigger still!
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528. Eventually it will swallow
the whole universe!
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529. - Rico, you did it.
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530. - Well done.
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531. - But—but that—
that shouldn't have worked.
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532. It—it breaks all known rules
of the universe.
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533. - And that's why we call Rico
a maverick.
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534. He makes his own rules.
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535. - Yeah.
- But—but—but the...
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536. the universe.
- Problem solved.
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537. Now, go invent something
that won't destroy the world.
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538. - Like a snow cone machine.
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539. - Snow cone.
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540. - Snow cones.
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541. - Kowalski.
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542. You maniac!
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543. You did it.
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544. You finally really did it.
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545. - Yeah.
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546. But you got to admit,
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547. these are good snow cones.
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548. - Oh, sure, totally worth it.
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