1. You
and me both, buddy.Copy !req
2. I can't figure out
what I messed upCopy !req
3. when I made
that ding-danged door.Copy !req
4. It is so nice
to be surroundedCopy !req
5. by all of Lulu's
dearest friends.Copy !req
6. Yeah!
All hail Lulu.Copy !req
7. We're here
to celebrate the new
assistant curatorCopy !req
8. of the Supernatural
Museum of History.Copy !req
9. Here's to you,
Lulu!Copy !req
10. Cheers!Copy !req
11. Hooty,
did I miss
the toast?Copy !req
12. Yes, but not
"the app-pellet-tizers."Copy !req
13. You want a—
There's an extra one.Copy !req
14. I'm working on it.Copy !req
15. No, no, no.
That's okay.Copy !req
16. Uh, where's Lilith?Copy !req
17. We want to
congratulate her!Copy !req
18. Oh, I wish
I could stay longer,Copy !req
19. but I must be off
on my next adventure.Copy !req
20. It's such a delight to see
my little bookwormCopy !req
21. back in the historical world
after all these years.Copy !req
22. Uh, thank you, Flora.Copy !req
23. But it's just
a small job.Copy !req
24. Only an assistant.Copy !req
25. I'm surprised
you even heard
about this.Copy !req
26. The emperor wanted
to make sureCopy !req
27. you weren't getting
into any trouble.Copy !req
28. And to clear out
your office.Copy !req
29. I left a box
of your nicknacks inside.Copy !req
30. Wish you took more
from my tutelage, dear.Copy !req
31. History's supposed to be
exciting after all.Copy !req
32. Who was that?Copy !req
33. Flora D'esplora,
bad-girl historian, celebrity,Copy !req
34. and my former mentor
in the Emperor's Coven.Copy !req
35. I have questions
about that name.Copy !req
36. And I have questions
about my life!Copy !req
37. All I ever got to do
was desk workCopy !req
38. while she goofed off
riding wild snake horses and...Copy !req
39. "Snorses."
and eating mummy jerky!Copy !req
40. Well, I can be just
as exciting
as Flora.Copy !req
41. I'll come up with an exhibit
that'll knock
the Titan's socks off!Copy !req
42. Congratulations on your new job!Copy !req
43. After careful analysis during
this Deadwardian Era,Copy !req
44. I believe the current
human year is 1660.Copy !req
45. Or is it '70?Copy !req
46. The years are flashing by,Copy !req
47. but it will all be worth it.Copy !req
48. I've gathered
all the portal ingredients
including Titan's Blood.Copy !req
49. All that's left is to seek out
The Collector.Copy !req
50. And he will tell me what I need
to complete my mission.Copy !req
51. But first, my companions
and I must face...Copy !req
52. The Collector.
I've never heard
that name.Copy !req
53. Me neither.Copy !req
54. What kind of jerk
puts "The"Copy !req
55. in front of
their name anyway?Copy !req
56. But The Collector
may know how to make
a real portal door.Copy !req
57. He may know why mine is
so unstable.
I just—Copy !req
58. I messed up so bad
last time.Copy !req
59. I need to do better.Copy !req
60. Luz,
I've got leg hair older
than you.Copy !req
61. This Philip guy worked on
his door for years.Copy !req
62. Try not to beat
yourself up
too much.Copy !req
63. Yeah. I just wish
I could go back in time
and talk to him.Copy !req
64. Eda.
Is time magic
a thing?Copy !req
65. Not really, but...Copy !req
66. Back in the day,Copy !req
67. I was a bit of
an urban-legend
junkie.Copy !req
68. Twig Foot, Lender Man, possums...Copy !req
69. Those are real.Copy !req
70. Yeah.
Sure, kid.Copy !req
71. Anyway,
there are stories
about these thingsCopy !req
72. called time pools.Copy !req
73. Mythical puddles that act
as windows into the past.Copy !req
74. But they're never
in the same spot twice.Copy !req
75. Me and Lily used to search
for them.Copy !req
76. She'd say I forced her
into it,Copy !req
77. but I think she had
more fun than me.Copy !req
78. Lilith! Of course.Copy !req
79. Thanks, Eda.Copy !req
80. Lilith!Copy !req
81. I see you're dealing with
all this.Copy !req
82. I'm plotting out
my first exhibit
for the museum.Copy !req
83. It's almost as if
the emperor wanted Flora
to tick me off.Copy !req
84. Well, I'll show her
that she's not the only
bad-girl historian in town.Copy !req
85. I'm thinking
the architectural history
behind Deadwardian balusters.Copy !req
86. This won't work, will it?Copy !req
87. Don't let Flora
get you down.Copy !req
88. I even started calling you
"Cool Aunt Lilith"
in my journal.Copy !req
89. Uh, oh, really?Copy !req
90. You can be a
bad-girl historian.Copy !req
91. And I know how.Copy !req
92. Oh, I remember these.Copy !req
93. "In the Premysteric Era,
it's theorized that
coagulated Titan BloodCopy !req
94. mixed with the magical algae
of the Boiling SeaCopy !req
95. created temporary holes
in time."Copy !req
96. Time magic, baby.Copy !req
97. You can make
an exciting exhibit
on time pools,Copy !req
98. and maybe I can get
information on how Philip
made the portal door.Copy !req
99. I did cobble together
a device to find these
with Eda.Copy !req
100. It should be in the box
Flora returned to me.Copy !req
101. But it was faulty.Copy !req
102. It needed more power
than I could ever give it.Copy !req
103. Stay right there.Copy !req
104. Would Titan Blood do
the trick?Copy !req
105. Let's do it.Copy !req
106. Don't worry, Luz.
We're getting closer.
I can feel it.Copy !req
107. Ha! Exactly what I thought.
These are wrinkling oaks.Copy !req
108. They don't look
very wrinkly.Copy !req
109. That's because something's
keeping them locked
in time.Copy !req
110. So, accounting
for local plague patterns,Copy !req
111. the quake in the '30s,Copy !req
112. and the switch
from boiling units
to the empirical system,Copy !req
113. the time pool should be...Copy !req
114. here!Copy !req
115. But I triple-checked
all my calculations.Copy !req
116. My equipment is first-rate.Copy !req
117. Stupid rock.Copy !req
118. Maybe the Titan Blood
was too dry.Copy !req
119. Is it not
algae-blooming season?Copy !req
120. Was it my tools?Copy !req
121. Are they broken?Copy !req
122. Am I broken?Copy !req
123. Lilith!Copy !req
124. You did it.Copy !req
125. You found the time pools.Copy !req
126. In your face!Copy !req
127. A stone sleeper
from the Hecktaceous period.Copy !req
128. Did you know that they have
a ticklish spot
behind their ears?Copy !req
129. Luz,
are you listening?Copy !req
130. Come on, time pools.
Mama needs to commune
with the dead.Copy !req
131. Tonight I shall revel so hard,
I shan't stand any longer!Copy !req
132. I shall revel mineself
to death!Copy !req
133. No wonder
no one's found
these before.Copy !req
134. They're
completely hidden
from sight.Copy !req
135. Stupid rock!Copy !req
136. Wow.Copy !req
137. It's a little Babysborough.Copy !req
138. Yo! What era is it?Copy !req
139. 'Tis the Deadwardian Era.Copy !req
140. What ye be doing
in the sand?Copy !req
141. Be ye a crab maiden?Copy !req
142. Philip's time!Copy !req
143. And, yes!
I am a crab maiden.Copy !req
144. Lilith!
Luz, look.Copy !req
145. These are
the oldest barnacles
I've ever had on my head.Copy !req
146. I found it.
I found Philip's time.Copy !req
147. Ooh, incredible.Copy !req
148. This will be
a truly unprecedented exploration.Copy !req
149. Now, before we dive in,Copy !req
150. we must remember
if the tide comes in
we could be trapped,Copy !req
151. paradoxes will be a danger,
and don't get me started
on the bloody fly effect.Copy !req
152. But a bad-girl historian
like myself isCopy !req
153. all about taking risks,
so let's boogie down
to History Town.Copy !req
154. She really is
Cool Aunt Lilith.Copy !req
155. Hello, witchlet.Copy !req
156. Hey, Ma.
Why are you
still in town?Copy !req
157. Forget something
from yesterday?Copy !req
158. Your father wanted
to swing by.Copy !req
159. Well, tell him
I'm busy.Copy !req
160. Maybe you could
tell him yourself.Copy !req
161. Uh, he's just outside.Copy !req
162. I get to meet
my grandpa?Copy !req
163. Yes. You know
the Clawthorne clan
was once knownCopy !req
164. for their
Palisman-making skills?Copy !req
165. And Dell?
Whoo, he was
the best of them all.Copy !req
166. Cool!Copy !req
167. Now, Luz,
we are technically in
the Savage Ages,Copy !req
168. way before Belos banished
Wild Magic.Copy !req
169. These denizens
may be dangerous!Copy !req
170. Good tidings,
kind witches.Copy !req
171. This doesn't
look dangerous.Copy !req
172. This looks awesome.Copy !req
173. Why did Belos
want to banish
Wild Magic again?Copy !req
174. Well, the Titan
supposedly doesn't
like it.Copy !req
175. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
176. Look at this thatch work.Copy !req
177. Each segment
looped by hand.Copy !req
178. But I bet Flora
would scoff at it.Copy !req
179. Excuse me.
Have you seen
a human around?Copy !req
180. Round ears. Super smart.Copy !req
181. Honestly, he's probably
a celebrity around here.Copy !req
182. Uh-uh.Copy !req
183. I don't know.Copy !req
184. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
185. Mmm. Nope.Copy !req
186. Dance,
human! Dance!Copy !req
187. Give that back!Copy !req
188. I can't believe this,Copy !req
189. after the bonds
of fellowship
we forged.Copy !req
190. Bonds? Ha!
You still owe us.Copy !req
191. When I accomplish
my mission,Copy !req
192. I promise you,
you'll have your snails.Copy !req
193. Listen to this.Copy !req
194. "With my new
and bravest companion,
Blue Fang,Copy !req
195. I set forth."Copy !req
196. "His strength should make
fast work of any task."Copy !req
197. His pretty little words
should make
pretty good kindling.Copy !req
198. That doesn't belong
to you.Copy !req
199. Witchlet?Copy !req
200. Aren't you going to say hello
to your father? It's been...Copy !req
201. Years!
Yep, been years.
I know.Copy !req
202. I'm, uh,
just sharpening
my tooth.Copy !req
203. Don't want Pops to see me
looking all blech, you feel?Copy !req
204. What's with you?Copy !req
205. Why are you so terrified
of seeing your dad?Copy !req
206. It's not like
I'm scared of him.Copy !req
207. I just haven't seen him
since I ruined his—Copy !req
208. I mean since
the Owl Beast ruined his—Copy !req
209. I'm just not ready,
okay?Copy !req
210. Now move it.Copy !req
211. I gotta scram.Copy !req
212. Hiya, Eda.Copy !req
213. Your pops is such
a nice guy.Copy !req
214. Say, how'd he get
that scar on his—Copy !req
215. Hey, Eda. Look.Copy !req
216. Dear sister,
join the Emperor's CovenCopy !req
217. and together
we could become gods!Copy !req
218. Hmm.Copy !req
219. Don't waste your time
on the kid. We should
keep looking.Copy !req
220. Ask your friend
there what happenedCopy !req
221. to our brother, Blue Fang,
and his Palisman.Copy !req
222. So he's already gotten
to the Titan Blood.Copy !req
223. - Who's that?
- Hmph!Copy !req
224. That's private.Copy !req
225. You're Philip Wittebane,
aren't you? The human?Copy !req
226. Here to gawk?Copy !req
227. I may not have
a bile sac,
but I do have dignity.Copy !req
228. Wait!Copy !req
229. I've heard of your exploitsCopy !req
230. and I know what it's like
to be far from home.Copy !req
231. Could we talk?Copy !req
232. No.Copy !req
233. Wait!
I can give you snails.Copy !req
234. I can make you crutches.
Um, uh...Copy !req
235. I can help you find
The Collector!Copy !req
236. So, Luzura,Copy !req
237. you and your aunt, Dirtrude,
started traveling togetherCopy !req
238. after the Toe-gres
attacked your castleCopy !req
239. and covered it
with an impenetrable mist?Copy !req
240. Yes, and that's why we, too,
seek The Collector.Copy !req
241. We need him to tell us
how to clear the mistsCopy !req
242. so we can return home.Copy !req
243. Snap, snap, snap.Copy !req
244. Now...Copy !req
245. Anyone bring a torch?Copy !req
246. Astounding!Copy !req
247. I thought I was the only one
who used picto-glyphs.Copy !req
248. You use glyphs too?Copy !req
249. How else could I have
survived here?Copy !req
250. Plant growth,
ice, fire...Copy !req
251. Took years to find them.Copy !req
252. Almost as if the world
wanted to hide them from me.Copy !req
253. I even found one
in a snowflake.Copy !req
254. My dude, me too.Copy !req
255. A warrior and a scholar.
Truly impressive.Copy !req
256. Ah! I can't believe
I taught Philip
something new!Copy !req
257. Line there, curve there...Copy !req
258. Fascinating.Copy !req
259. Absolutely fascinating.Copy !req
260. Your niece
is very talented.Copy !req
261. I'm sure she
takes after her aunt.Copy !req
262. Oh.
Maybe I had a little
something to do with it.Copy !req
263. Now, I know
a few tricks as well.Copy !req
264. What is this?Copy !req
265. A shortcut...Copy !req
266. to The Collector.Copy !req
267. Really, Eda?Copy !req
268. You won't be able
to run away this time.Copy !req
269. Apologies, dearest Mother.Copy !req
270. Dearest sister has flown
the dearest coop.Copy !req
271. But worry not, for I,Copy !req
272. the perfect,
prissy little Lily,Copy !req
273. shall find her for you.Copy !req
274. Does she seriously think
I'm buying that?Copy !req
275. Just let her have this.Copy !req
276. Not today, suckers!Copy !req
277. Am I too late again?Copy !req
278. Well, fly safe, witchlet.Copy !req
279. Perhaps I'll
catch you next time.Copy !req
280. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
281. Whoa.Copy !req
282. Where are we?Copy !req
283. We're in the head
of the Titan!Copy !req
284. W-We're what?Copy !req
285. But this is
sacred ground.Copy !req
286. I suppose that's why
no one wanted to
accompany me.Copy !req
287. But every legend told me
that The Collector lies there.Copy !req
288. Behind that door.Copy !req
289. I just can't figure out
the mechanism to open it.Copy !req
290. If I weren't so frail.Copy !req
291. It's okay.
We can help.Copy !req
292. Puzzles are in my blood. Literally.Copy !req
293. My mom had to stop me
from eating puzzles
when I was a kid.Copy !req
294. You stay here and rest up.Copy !req
295. Thank you for your kindness,
crab maiden.Copy !req
296. Perhaps we were destined
to meet.Copy !req
297. This mechanism
is unlike any
I've seen before.Copy !req
298. It'll make
a remarkable addition
to my exhibit.Copy !req
299. It's just...Copy !req
300. Come on. We can't stop now.Copy !req
301. We're getting everything
we could have hoped for.Copy !req
302. That's just it. Look.Copy !req
303. Most of this puzzle
has been solved already.Copy !req
304. And Philip...Copy !req
305. The confidence,
the compliments...Copy !req
306. He says everything
you want to hear.Copy !req
307. It feels
uncomfortably familiar.Copy !req
308. Some of this
is pretty weird.Copy !req
309. But it's
the Boiling Isles.Copy !req
310. Everything's
a little weird,
right?Copy !req
311. Hey, why don't you
keep working on thisCopy !req
312. and I'll go
talk to Philip?Copy !req
313. "I single-handedly
defeated the beast
behind the door.Copy !req
314. Tragically, I could not
save my companions."Copy !req
315. Philip, why did you
bring us here?Copy !req
316. Ah! I did it!
I solved the puzzle!Copy !req
317. I needed a sacrifice.Copy !req
318. What'd he say?Copy !req
319. Lilith!Copy !req
320. Well, with
the beast distracted,Copy !req
321. I can finally
get through
those doors.Copy !req
322. You tricked us!
It was—Copy !req
323. Destiny? Balderdash.Copy !req
324. I was going to say,
"Inevitable."Copy !req
325. You two were easier
to trick than Blue Fang.Copy !req
326. Hopefully you
and Aunt Dirtrude
can last longer.Copy !req
327. Lilith!Copy !req
328. Hey! That better be your
own grave you're digging!Copy !req
329. Found you.Copy !req
330. I know you want to get home,Copy !req
331. but nothing
is worth hurting people.Copy !req
332. Oh, I disagree.Copy !req
333. It was nice making
a cat's-paw out of you.Copy !req
334. Good luck with your
crab castle or whatever.Copy !req
335. You witches come up
with the worst lies.Copy !req
336. Is this how it all ends
for Lilith Clawthorne?Copy !req
337. Her body lost to time?Copy !req
338. You were right about
that jerkweed.Copy !req
339. I'm so sorry, Lilith.Copy !req
340. Oh, your humility
before death
truly heartens me.Copy !req
341. Yeah, I should have
listened to you.Copy !req
342. Wait.
I did listen to you.Copy !req
343. Uh... Luz!Copy !req
344. Eda's gonna kill me.
Eda's gonna kill me.Copy !req
345. Eda's gonna kill me!Copy !req
346. It's one of those
Stone Sleepers from
the Hecktaceous period!Copy !req
347. It must have been
hibernating in here
for ages.Copy !req
348. Aw. Do you
like that, boy?Copy !req
349. Aw,
you're good boy.
You were listening.Copy !req
350. And so I doggedly limped home,Copy !req
351. but I had my prize.Copy !req
352. How to describe you?
Oval? Oblong?Copy !req
353. A round boy?Copy !req
354. Tell me how that thing's
gonna help youCopy !req
355. build a portal
to the human realm.Copy !req
356. Oh. No, I need this
for something else.Copy !req
357. No? What do you mean "no"?Copy !req
358. I mean,
if it's information
you want,Copy !req
359. perhaps we can
make an exchange.Copy !req
360. I'll probably require
another sacrifice
sooner or later.Copy !req
361. If you or your aunt
want to—Copy !req
362. You hateable sorcerers!Copy !req
363. Stay mad.Copy !req
364. Come, Luzura,
we're finished here.Copy !req
365. Cool aunt.Copy !req
366. You know, Luz,
if some jerk like Philip
can build a portal,Copy !req
367. then I'm sure you can too.Copy !req
368. Thanks.Copy !req
369. Hey, we have a little time
before the tide comes in.Copy !req
370. You want to do
something exciting?Copy !req
371. Balusters, Luz!
Deadwardian balusters!Copy !req
372. Sorry, I, uh, haven't
been in touch.Copy !req
373. There's been a lot going on.Copy !req
374. You disappear from Bonesborough,
you're fixing up my old tower,Copy !req
375. and then suddenly
I see you on a wanted poster.Copy !req
376. And your mother tells me
about the petrification.Copy !req
377. I wish you'd let us help.Copy !req
378. But I do hear
I have a grandson now.Copy !req
379. Yep,
King's a Clawthorne.Copy !req
380. He can be a handful, but—Copy !req
381. It's been over 20 years, witchlet.Copy !req
382. I can't chase you anymore.Copy !req
383. Then stop!
I've ruined your life.Copy !req
384. Have you even been able
to carve a new Palisman
since I attacked you?Copy !req
385. Stop trying to forgive me.
I don't deserve it.Copy !req
386. Don't worry,
I'm not here to try that again.Copy !req
387. What is that?Copy !req
388. It's a palistrom seed.Copy !req
389. My Palisman-making days
are over,Copy !req
390. but I've been helping
the Bat Queen replenish
her forestsCopy !req
391. so someone new
can learn the trade.Copy !req
392. Did you come all the way
here just to brag?Copy !req
393. Yes. But also to say,
let the past stay in the past, witchlet.Copy !req
394. It's okay to move on.Copy !req
395. And give Owlbert my regards.Copy !req
396. Carving him with you
is one of my dearest memories.Copy !req
397. We got lucky today, Luz.Copy !req
398. Next time those
time pools show up,Copy !req
399. they could be
on the other side
of the world.Copy !req
400. Hey nerds!
How was your nerd quest?
You find that dead nerd?Copy !req
401. Layin' it on a little thick,
there, Eda.Copy !req
402. But yeah, we found Philip.Copy !req
403. Whoa, seriously?Copy !req
404. Yeah, he stunk.Copy !req
405. I punched him
in the face.Copy !req
406. Groovy, auntie.Copy !req
407. Uh, you guys—
You guys need to stop that.Copy !req
408. Those barbarians.
Those— Those witches!Copy !req
409. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
410. I just need to live long enough
to see this through.Copy !req
411. And you're going to help me, Collector.Copy !req