1. My god. She's so adorable.
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2. And she's healthy.
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3. 15 pounds, two ounces.
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4. About average
for a newborn moclan.
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5. A female baby born to a member
of an allmale species.
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6. Yeah. Bortus, this kid
is one in a million.
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7. In fact, a moclan female is born
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8. roughly once every 75 years.
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9. Well, here's to the
only girl in town.
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10. If you all do not mind,
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11. I would like to be alone
with my mate for a moment.
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12. Totally fine.
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13. We should be
on the bridge, anyway.
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14. Come on, guys.
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15. Congrats, you two.
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16. It must be done.
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17. Yes. I will make
the arrangements.
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18. Yaphit, there's nothing
wrong with you.
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19. I'm pretty sure there is, doc.
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20. I haven't been retaining
fluids like I usually do.
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21. My quarters look like a swamp.
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22. It's a mess.
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23. There's absolutely no evidence
of fluid loss whatsoever.
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24. Andand then there's this cough.
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25. Right?
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26. You don't have lungs,
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27. which means you
don't have a cough.
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28. Yaphit, you've been in sickbay
three times this week.
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29. I know what you're doing.
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30. Claire, look, just let me
take you out on one date.
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31. If you have a crappy night,
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32. I promise I'll never
ask you again.
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33. Yaphit, no.
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34. Besides, we're
incompatible species.
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35. It's impossible.
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36. There's more
where that came from.
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37. Get out.
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38. All right.
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39. How's it going, man?
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40. - Dr. Finn.
- Bortus, hi.
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41. Hey, have you guys settled on a
name for your little girl yet?
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42. We're all feeling a little funny
just calling her "the baby."
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43. A name would be inappropriate
at this time.
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44. Doctor, I require your help.
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45. Sure. What do you need?
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46. It would take two weeks
for the Orville
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47. to reach my home planet, moclus,
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48. from our present location.
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49. And I do not believe the captain
would be able to divert course.
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50. Therefore, klyden and I
would like you
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51. to perform the procedure.
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52. What procedure?
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53. To conform our child.
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54. To make her a male.
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55. Bortus, there's no way in hell
I'm doing that.
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56. May I ask why not?
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57. You have to ask?
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58. Because I will not perform
a sex change
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59. on a perfectly healthy newborn.
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60. You ever hear
of the hippocratic oath?
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61. It is my understanding
that as a doctor,
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62. your duty is to cure illness.
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63. Bortus, this is not an illness.
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64. Your child was born female.
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65. I got news for you.
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66. It happens all the time.
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67. My world is different
than yours.
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68. I would hope that
you would respect that.
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69. I am a union doctor
serving on a union ship,
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70. and I will not perform a sex
change on a newborn infant.
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71. That's far enough, señor.
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72. It's over, vasquez.
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73. Surrender now and maybe we'll
ask the judge to go easy on you.
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74. I think maybe you are blind,
señor.
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75. You're outnumbered, and my rifle
is aimed at your head.
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76. There's an entire regiment
on the way.
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77. Give yourself up
or you die here.
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78. You are bluffing.
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79. There is no cavalry.
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80. You willing to take that chance?
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81. You shoot us,
you'll hang for it.
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82. Perhaps we settle this
the traditional way.
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83. You mean a showdown.
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84. If that's the way you want it.
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85. No, señor. We will have
a dance contest.
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86. Wait, what? What is this, man?
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87. Whatwhat... Thisthis is where
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Yeah. What the hell is this?
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89. I have taken many years
of jazz and tap.
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90. If you can beat me
in a danceoff,
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91. I will surrender.
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92. Gordon, what the hell is
going on, man? What is this?
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93. I messed around
with the program. I wanted,
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94. I wanted to mix it up
a little bit. You don't like it?
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95. I infuse many different styles
of choreography
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96. to make the steps my own.
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97. You will be defeated, señor.
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98. Captain, I must speak with you
immediately.
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99. Bortus, can't it wait, man?
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100. We're in the middle
of a game here.
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101. It is a matter of great urgency.
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102. All right, I'll be back.
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103. Hey, while I'm gone,
fix this thing?
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104. Okay. Will do.
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105. All right, what is so urgent?
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106. You know, I get, like,
one free hour a week.
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107. Coffee.
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108. Captain, Dr. Finn
has refused to perform
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109. a necessary medical procedure
on my child.
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110. Medical procedure? What kind?
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111. I thought she said
your kid's totally healthy.
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112. I have asked her to see
to the conversion of my child
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113. to the male gender.
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114. She has refused.
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115. I request you order her
to comply.
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116. You want to perform
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117. a transgender operation
on a baby?
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118. Bortus, that is
completely unethical.
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119. On my world, it would be
unethical not to do so.
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120. Why not just let the kid
decide for herself
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121. when she's old enough?
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122. Captain, in human biology,
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123. is there not an occasional
mutation called a cleft palate?
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124. Yeah, sure. What happens to a
child born with this condition?
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125. It's usually corrected
right after birth,
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126. takes about 12 seconds.
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127. And why do you not wait and let
the child decide for himself
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128. whether he wishes
to correct this condition?
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129. My god.
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130. You're kidding, right?
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131. Bortus, that is
completely different.
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132. Being a girl is not a condition.
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133. There are no health risks.
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134. Having a vagina doesn't
give you aa lisp.
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135. I mean, depending
on how you use it.
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136. It is different for my people.
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137. On our planet,
there are no females.
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138. For you to judge us
by human standards is unfair.
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139. All right, look, even if
I was not against this,
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140. we are on a union ship.
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141. And, for that matter, your
planet is a member of the union.
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142. For me to order Claire
to do something like this
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143. would be in violation
of a hundred laws.
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144. Captain, I implore you...
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145. Bortus, I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna do it. All right?
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146. Request denied.
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147. Dismissed.
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148. There's the son of a bitch.
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149. How long until it collides
with the planet?
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150. One month, 17 days.
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151. Well, that gives us
a little time.
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152. Lieutenant lamarr,
activate cutting beam.
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153. Have you checked in with bortus?
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154. I gave him the rest
of the day off.
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155. He was pretty wound up.
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156. I feel so sorry for that baby.
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157. There's nothing sadder
than an unwanted child.
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158. I got to believe,
at the end of the day,
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159. he has an openminded conscience.
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160. Are you guys talking about
bortus's baby's sex change?
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161. My god, does the whole ship
know about this?
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162. Yes. Pretty much.
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163. Captain, I do not understand
the reason for this conflict.
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164. Would the gender alteration
procedure harm the infant
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165. or endanger her life?
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166. There are different
kinds of harm, Isaac.
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167. Psychological harm, for one.
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168. I'd have been pretty pissed off
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169. if my parents had made
the unilateral decision
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170. to make me a guy.
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171. And while it might have saved me
an entire marriage if they had,
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172. it still would have been wrong.
Thanks.
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173. You guys don't think that
bortus and klyden will love her
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174. any less than they would
a male baby, do you?
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175. Well, they'd lose a lot
of friends around here
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176. really fast if they did.
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177. Sir, the asteroid
is breaking up.
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178. The tractor beam can now
alter the path
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179. of the individual fragments.
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180. Lieutenant, give them a shove.
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181. All right, sir. Shoving beam on.
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182. Trajectory altered.
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183. The fragments will no longer
collide with elnath 4.
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184. Well, couldn't save a marriage,
but we just saved a planet.
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185. Captain, we're receiving
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186. a transmission from moclus.
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187. It's from the head
of internal affairs,
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189. Put him on.
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190. Channel open.
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191. Minister kaybrak,
this is captain ed Mercer.
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192. What can I do for you?
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193. Captain, I am informing you
that we are sending a ship
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194. to rendezvous with the Orville
near the pleiades cluster.
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195. A ship?
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196. We don't have any
rendezvous orders. What for?
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197. A vessel was requested
by one of your officers.
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198. We are coming
to take the moclan female.
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199. I want you to tell me just what
the hell you think you're doing.
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200. You want to set up a rendezvous
with another vessel,
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202. I am sorry, captain,
I had no choice.
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203. Don't give me that crap, bortus.
You are a union officer.
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204. Do you have any idea the kind of
position you're putting me in?
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205. I am not asking you
to participate, sir.
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206. Klyden and I will transfer
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208. where she will
undergo the procedure.
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209. The Orville
need not be involved.
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210. The Orville is involved, bortus.
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211. By the very fact
that we are the ones
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213. What would you
have us do, captain?
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214. The doctor will not perform
the procedure here,
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no other alternative.
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216. That baby was born on a
union ship to my second officer.
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217. Which means that as
long as she is aboard,
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219. With all due respect, sir,
we do not see it that way.
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220. And I do not believe
the moclan ship will, either.
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221. What does that mean?
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222. What, are you...
What, are you implying
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to a military conflict?
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224. Bortus, your people
are members of the union.
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225. Which, by the way,
could be jeopardized
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226. if the admiralty decides
that this is unethical.
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227. Do you see the size
of all of this?
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228. Permission to return
to my station, sir.
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229. No, you're relieved of duty.
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230. Thanks.
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231. Thanks.
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232. Kelly, we are doing
the right thing here, yeah?
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237. Yeah, andand imagine
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with a third leg.
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239. Like, a whole, fullsized leg?
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240. Yeah, like a, like
an actual leg, with, like,
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and everything.
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242. And we had the doctor remove it.
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243. Now, no one would think twice
about that, right?
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conforming that child
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any moral qualms about it.
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as changing a girl into a boy?
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I'm just policing myself,
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how easy it is
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culture's way of life
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256. But you have to balance that
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of ethics.
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it was their custom
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260. Should we respect
their culture then?
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261. The moclans view
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263. There's one person on board
who might be able to help.
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265. I do not understand
the purpose of this.
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266. The purpose is to get you
to blow off some steam.
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267. I know you've been upset
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268. since the captain
suspended you from duty.
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269. I was unaware that blood sports
were popular on earth.
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270. Boxing's been gone
a few centuries now,
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271. but commander Grayson
taught me the basics,
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272. and trust me, it's an art form.
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273. It is my understanding
that striking a fellow officer
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274. is a courtmartial offense.
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275. Well, I won't tell if you won't.
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276. Although, a xelayan female
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277. versus a moclan? I'm sure the
crew would love to take bets.
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278. Here we go.
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279. Round one, ding, ding.
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280. What is "ding, ding"?
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281. Never mind.
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282. Come on, put your hands up.
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283. Protect your face.
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284. That's more like it.
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285. Okay.
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286. My turn.
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287. Not bad for a female?
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288. I am growing weary
of my shipmates
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upon my family.
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290. Have you ever stopped to think
that maybe they're right?
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291. I will decide what is best
for my child!
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292. Bortus. What happened to you?
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293. There was an explosion
in engineering. I am fine.
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294. Why the ice pack?
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295. Dr. Finn can repair your injury.
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296. Do you not have somewhere
you need to be?
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297. You are snippy.
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298. I am not snippy.
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299. Very well.
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300. I'm going to get new clothing
for our trip to moclus.
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302. Fine.
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303. Sorry, klyden.
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304. Hey, yo, bortus,
mind if we come in?
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305. Now is not a good time.
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306. What happened to your head?
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307. I said go away.
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everything that's been going on,
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need a little cheering up.
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310. How about a beer and a movie?
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311. I am not in the mood.
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312. Come on. You're laid up anyway.
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313. What do you say? A couple of
brews and an old earth flick.
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315. Would you tone it down a bit?
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so bright,
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my sleigh tonight?
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326. Of course.
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328. Santa would not have been able
to complete his voyage.
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329. Looks like Santa got
pretty lucky?
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330. Christmas would have been ruined
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331. if Rudolph
had been euthanized at birth,
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332. as his father wished.
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333. Yeah, I don't... I don't know
if that was ever on the table.
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337. Please, watch the child for me.
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339. Yeah, nono problem.
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340. Hey, he just left his baby
with two drunk dudes.
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341. Reminds me of my dad.
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to reconsider the...
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348. Wow. Nice day to you, too, dick.
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our baby unaltered.
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351. What?
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352. Bortus, you cannot be serious.
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353. I am.
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354. We must raise the child
as a female.
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355. Out of the question.
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such a thing?
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357. Because I have witnessed events
that have opened my eyes.
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future we are taking from her.
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to do great things as a female.
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360. Impossible.
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the tale of Rudolph.
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conviction, I promise you.
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365. Indeed, I can.
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366. How? Because...
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have kept this from me?
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I did not know.
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the procedure done
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to the USS clemens
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by a nonmoclan physician.
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377. The doctor discovered
evidence of the alteration.
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379. And why did you not
tell me then?
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380. Because I did not
want to lose you.
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383. I am angry because
you withheld this from me.
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it was of consequence.
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386. That is not the reason,
and you know it.
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389. You do not know what your life
would have been like.
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392. Or perhaps you would have
achieved glory
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393. for guiding Santa claus
on Christmas Eve.
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394. What?
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395. Bortus, the captain says
get your ass up here.
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396. The moclan vessel
is approaching.
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397. As if all this couldn't get
any more complicated.
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398. I do not see any complication.
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399. The child will be taken
to moclus,
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the corrective procedure.
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401. Don't start passing out penises
just yet, captain vorak.
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402. The parents are in disagreement
about what's best for the child.
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the moclan state
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to side with the parent
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the condition.
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407. So to you people, being a woman
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408. is like having chronic diarrhea.
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409. Look, kel, I think
we should focus on...
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410. Hey, doc, I'm not feeling well.
I've had the tits all day.
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411. Captain vorak, I will not
allow that child to be taken
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without bortus's consent.
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413. Look, I suggest we all
just take a beat here,
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415. In the meantime, you can
hang out on our ship.
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We have candy land.
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421. Yeah, but maybe this one
time, since he's our guest.
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422. You can be the thimble.
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423. The matter is settled.
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within the hour,
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the child with us.
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428. I will not.
Captain, do you require...
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429. No. Sit down, bortus.
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430. You are very fragile,
captain Mercer.
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432. There's an antibullying law
named after me.
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433. Yes, I'm aware of it.
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I formally request tribunal.
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435. What? Bortus, you cannot.
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436. It is the only way.
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437. What's tribunal?
Like, take it to court?
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438. In a manner of speaking.
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439. We will be mocked and ridiculed.
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440. Our shame will be
on display for all.
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441. Then do not compel our child
to undergo the procedure.
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442. It is irrelevant.
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would defend such a thing.
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444. To my knowledge, the advocate
need not be a moclan.
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445. Captain, I request
that you be my advocate.
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446. Wh... you want me
to be your lawyer?
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447. Yes.
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448. No, I won't do it.
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449. - Captain, I beg you.
- But Kelly will.
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450. What?
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451. You took a year of
interplanetary law
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452. at union point, right?
Yeah. One year.
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453. Yeah, that's a year
more than I've had.
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454. Ed, I don't want
this responsibility.
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455. I cannot be the one
to determine that child's...
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456. Commander.
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457. Please.
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458. I'll do my best.
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459. Mercer to bridge.
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460. Set a course for moclus.
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461. Aye, sir.
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462. Our ship will
accompany you there.
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463. How do I know you will not flee
with the infant?
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464. Klyden and I will travel
with you on board your ship.
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465. We will bring the child.
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466. Very well.
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467. Safe travels, bortus.
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468. We'll see you soon.
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469. "Between soul and sacrifice
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470. beats the heart
of civilization."
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471. What's that from?
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472. It is from a novel
by gondus elden,
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473. a moclan writer of great esteem.
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475. to respond
with a fitting passage
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476. from the literature
of one's own planet.
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477. "I'm a survivor.
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478. "I'm not gon' give up.
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480. I'ma work harder."
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481. Those are words of great power.
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482. Who wrote them?
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483. I think it was actually
about 15 different people.
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484. They must be very wise,
these 15 people.
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485. Well, you should,
probably get going.
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486. I hate this planet.
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487. They've completely
industrialized
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488. the entire surface.
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489. It's amazing
they can even breathe.
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490. My god, they're under attack.
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491. Alara, those are testing zones.
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492. What are you talking about?
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493. Moclus's primary industry
is weapons manufacture,
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494. so they're
a little fast and loose
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495. with their research
and development.
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496. They test explosives
wherever the hell they want.
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497. Crap!
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498. Commander Grayson
to moclan air control.
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499. What the hell are you bastards
trying to do?
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500. Our deepest apologies,
commander.
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501. That testing zone
was added this morning.
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502. We neglected to include it
in your flight plan.
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503. That's great.
Thanks for thinking of us.
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504. I'm gonna need a pair of pants
brought to the landing site.
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505. We will have pants waiting for you.
He's kidding.
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506. No, I'm not.
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507. Tribunal begins.
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508. Advocate kagus,
please begin your inquiry.
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509. Lieutenant commander bortus,
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been mates?
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511. Six and a half years.
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512. Tell me about your gomaskah,
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513. what you humans call
"a first date."
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514. Klyden and I shared an evening
meal at the dining establishment
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515. atop the moclan central arcade.
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516. We then played combat games
in the environmental simulator.
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518. Yes. Between the two of us,
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521. Hot date.
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522. And is it your wish
to deny your offspring
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523. that same experience?
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524. No. However...
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525. Are you aware that by electing
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526. to forego the gender
correction procedure,
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527. you are condemning your child
to a life of shame?
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528. She will forever be alone,
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529. an object of disgust.
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530. Never will she experience
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531. a "first date."
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533. that we are unable to make
such predictions with accuracy.
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534. I feel the decision
should be hers.
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535. How generous of you.
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536. However, by the time
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developed the sense of self
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538. necessary to make that decision,
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539. the childhood damage
will be done.
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540. In all likelihood,
she will despise you
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541. for not sparing her the pain
when you had the chance.
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542. That is a risk
I am willing to take.
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543. I am not.
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544. Observers will remain silent.
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545. My inquiry is complete.
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546. Advocate Grayson,
begin your inquiry.
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547. Thank you.
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548. Request lieutenant alara kitan
to the inquiry chair.
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549. Advocate kagus,
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550. why is it so bad
to be born female?
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551. It is a serious birth defect,
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552. which severely limits
the ability to function:
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553. Biologically, intellectually
and socially.
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554. Interesting.
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555. Let's look at the
biological end of it.
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556. What are the drawbacks?
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557. Females are weak.
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558. They do not possess
the physical strength
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560. participation in industrialized
moclan society.
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561. Okay.
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562. Arbitrator, would you be so kind
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563. as to loan me your gavel thingy?
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564. Thank you.
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565. Advocate, would you do me
a favor and reshape this cube?
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566. Impossible.
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567. Why?
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568. It is solid titanium.
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569. All right.
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570. Alara, would you mind
taking a whack at it?
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571. The tribunal will note
that this female
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572. was more than strong enough
to reshape the cube.
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573. Show me a male in this chamber
who can do the same.
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574. Irrelevant.
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575. She is xelayan.
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576. All members of their species
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577. possess elevated
physical strength
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578. due to a high level of gravity
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580. In fact, if there were
a xelayan male here,
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581. he could reshape the titanium
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582. with half as much effort.
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583. I think the tribunal will Grant
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584. that since there's
no xelayan male present,
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585. that absurd statement
is purely speculative.
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586. Now, onto your assertion about
male intellectual superiority.
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587. Lieutenant Malloy, I'm gonna
ask you a few questions
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588. that one might find on any
basic test of adult knowledge.
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589. Go for it.
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590. These are gonna be
kind of hard for you. Sorry.
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591. It's okay, commander.
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592. It's for the baby.
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593. Let's start off with
some earth history.
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594. A few hundred years ago,
the continents of earth
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595. were divided into separate
nation states
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596. with individual
sovereign governments.
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597. What was the capital of
the United States of America?
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598. Um... pass.
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599. No, it'sit's not
a pass kind of thing.
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600. Just give me your closest guess.
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601. What was the capital
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603. Nabisco?
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604. No.
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605. The moon? Let's move on.
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606. What are the four chambers
of the human heart?
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607. The chamber of secrets,
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608. the chamber of horrors,
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609. the chamber of...
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610. No, no, let me get you halfway.
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611. There's the left
and the right ventricle
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612. and the left and the right...
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613. I would like to switch
to movie trivia.
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614. Let's try one more.
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discovered how to target
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617. and eradicate
individual cancer cells?
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618. Doctor...
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619. bill nye the cancer guy?
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620. Well, my point is made.
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621. While this male may be
the fleet's best pilot,
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622. he's also an idiot.
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623. Sorry, Gordon.
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624. Totally okay.
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625. The tribunal must acknowledge
that there is no valid claim
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626. for genderbased superiority.
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627. Inquiry complete.
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628. Dr. Finn,
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629. it is my understanding
that you refused to perform
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630. the gender alteration procedure
on the child in question.
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631. Correct? That's right.
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632. No ethical doctor anywhere
would do it.
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633. Captain Mercer.
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634. Tell me about your penis.
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635. Did I miss a segue
of some kind here?
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636. What?
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637. Are you, what is the term?
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638. Circumcised?
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639. Gosh, you know,
I don't usually discuss that
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640. till the second date.
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641. I will rephrase.
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642. Are there cultures
within the union
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643. who circumcise their offspring?
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644. Yes, there are some.
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645. Doctor, if a member
of one of those
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646. races asked you to
circumcise their infant,
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647. would you refuse?
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648. That's completely different.
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649. How?
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650. It is a significant
bodily alteration,
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651. and the infant has
no say in the matter.
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652. A circumcision is not
a lifealtering scenario.
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653. And a lifealtering scenario
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654. would be unfair to the child.
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655. Yes, it would.
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656. A lifealtering scenario,
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657. such as a child shunned
by moclan society,
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658. planetwide,
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659. that would be unfair indeed.
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660. Thank you, doctor,
you've made my argument for me.
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661. Mercer to Orville.
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662. Go ahead, captain.
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663. Isaac,
initiate a planetwide scan
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664. of the moclan surface using
the following search filter.
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665. Interesting, captain.
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666. Yeah. I thought so, too.
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667. Stand by. Scanning now.
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668. Scan complete.
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669. Transmitting data.
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670. Mercer to lamarr.
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671. Lamarr here, sir.
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672. As inconspicuously as you can,
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673. grab alara and meet me
at the shuttle.
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674. We're taking a trip
to the mountains.
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675. It's got to be around here
somewhere.
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676. These are the exact coordinates.
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677. There's a lot of
thermal interference
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678. coming from beneath the surface.
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679. It's hard to get a clear
geographical reading.
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680. Wait.
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681. Wait. Yeah, there it is.
Small cabin.
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682. - 50 meters up.
- Scan for life signs.
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683. One life sign, captain.
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684. Coming from inside the cave.
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685. That's it. Come on.
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686. Hello?
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687. Is anyone here?
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688. Who are you?
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689. Arbitrator,
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692. Advocate Grayson?
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693. If it please the arbitrator,
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694. my colleagues are urging me
to withhold closing
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695. until they return
with their evidence.
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696. It has been two hours.
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697. Arbitrator,
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699. What do you got?
A hot gomaskah tonight?
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700. Silence!
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701. Advocate Grayson,
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702. you leave me little choice.
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703. This tribunal
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704. is adjourned.
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705. Wait.
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706. My god.
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707. What... is this?
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708. My name is heveena.
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709. I wish to enter testimony.
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710. Absolutely not!
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711. Arbitrator,
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712. this... this freak
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713. is an offense to the tribunal!
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714. Dude, you have been
a colossal dick
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715. all friggin' day.
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716. Shut the hell up.
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717. Arbitrator, to my knowledge,
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against the testimony
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719. of a moclan female.
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720. That is correct.
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721. When I was born, long ago,
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722. my parents made the choice
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723. to allow me to remain female.
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724. They believed that
to have me altered
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725. would be an offense to nature.
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726. So they took me far up
into the mountains
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729. They taught me to think,
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730. to read, to wonder.
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731. They taught me to love
the person I was.
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732. When they passed,
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733. I remained.
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734. I had planned to die up there.
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735. Undiscovered.
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736. But that is no longer possible.
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737. The tribunal must not be allowed
to take from this child
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738. the gift that I was given!
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739. So I present myself to you,
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740. as a woman without regret.
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741. I am happy.
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742. A life
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743. of isolation, in the wilderness,
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744. cut off from society.
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745. This is your shining example?
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746. "The blackest abyss
is a pock in the flesh
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747. "when one has gazed in solitude
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748. upon the infinity of self."
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749. You dare to bastardize the words
of gondus elden
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750. to serve your own purposes?
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751. If he were here,
he would spit on you for that!
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752. Would he?
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753. Why don't you ask him?
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754. No...
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755. I do not believe it.
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756. Well, look at that.
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757. Your planet's greatest writer...
Is a female.
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758. There are many ways to
contribute to society, advocate.
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759. This was mine.
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760. Unless there are any objections,
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762. The arbitration council is asked
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763. to give their decision
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764. within 12 hours.
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765. Hey. How you doing?
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766. I am fine.
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767. She looks so peaceful.
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768. She has no idea she's
in the eye of a storm.
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769. I gave everything
I could out there.
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770. I hope it was enough.
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771. I am grateful for what you have
done for me, commander.
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772. Have you talked to klyden?
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773. He still believes she must
undergo the procedure.
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774. Well, I doubt the
arbitration council does.
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775. Heveena's testimony
changed everything.
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776. I wish I had such... confidence.
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777. But, whatever happens,
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778. we will love her in every way
we are able.
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779. You'd stay with klyden
after all of this?
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780. I must try.
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781. He is still my mate.
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782. And I love him.
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783. We will now hear
the council's verdict.
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784. We,
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785. the arbitration council
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786. of this honorable tribunal
of moclus,
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787. do not find sufficient cause
for suspension
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788. of the procedure.
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789. Very well.
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790. It is the decision
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791. of this tribunal that the child
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the corrective alteration.
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793. Arrangements may be made at
the central medical facility
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the starship Orville.
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795. This tribunal is adjourned.
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796. I'm so sorry, bortus.
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797. Bortus and klyden,
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798. I am pleased to introduce
to you... your son.
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799. Thank you, doctor.
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800. Captain, permission to
return to the Orville.
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801. Of course, bortus.
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802. I am...
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803. Sorry for all that has happened.
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804. It was not my intention
to hurt you.
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805. I just wanted to do
what was right.
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806. What is important
now is... topa.
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807. It is a good name.
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808. And we must give
him a good life.
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809. Whoever he becomes.
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