1. It's time to blast off
with the Orville.
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- I'm nervous. It's a new ship.
Want to make a good impression.
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Thursdays.
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fox programs— the gifted,
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7. Oh, my god!
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9. - Hey, man.
- Oh, hey, ed. What's up?
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I was gonna see
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Just figured I'd check.
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Like, I'm in my jammies.
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17. - Just making sure.
- All right, cool.
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- Will do, brother.
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19. All right.
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21. Hey, John, I was just seeing
what you were up to.
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a drink in the mess hall.
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23. Oh. Well, man,
that-that's really nice of you,
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24. - but right now
is not-not the best time. -Oh.
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29. - Uh, listen, I'm sorry
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tomorrow, so I...
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- Okay.
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- Hmm. -Yeah, dang.
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- I will.
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- Okay. -I will.
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- Yeah.
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what you're up to.
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this is a social call.
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if you wanted to have a drink.
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have just put topa to bed.
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for a glass of opsadda.
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for good opsadda.
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looks like this going in,
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coming out.
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that we play from time to time.
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- Come on. You know what?
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about your culture.
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- Latchkum!
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about the opsadda.
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84. - What?
- Nothing.
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to your hand?
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with bortus.
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apparently I won.
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for how this happened
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and smuggle it to me.
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97. Sure.
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98. Oh, god.
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than bortus' poo drink.
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when it's empty like this.
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a lot of thinking
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110. that it was the retepsian
pheromone that made you...
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112. Right? And so that means...
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your fault.
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for sure,
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of you to say.
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are completely selfish.
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in my quarters tonight,
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this past year."
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out of my mind
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we do a date this week?
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like we used to do.
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You don't want to be hungover.
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Let's do this.
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to that sight.
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that's just waiting for us
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that beeping, please?
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to be a spatial anomaly,
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cannot clearly process it.
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163. Or we could just
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and see if it's still here.
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of some importance.
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to squander the opportunity.
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172. - All right? Give it
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- What do you mean?
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We're in space.
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My god.
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Where the hell did it come from?
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Out of thin air. -Captain,
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from the shuttle. Audio only.
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194. Unable to stabilize.
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somewhere if we can.
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for a hangover.
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Orville to shuttle.
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- Uh, yeah.
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200. We're a little banged up,
but we're okay.
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in the engine core.
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lieutenant Malloy and I
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- Yes, captain.
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this channel open just in case.
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begin multispectral scans.
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everything there is to know
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and where it came from.
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Oh, hey, commander... -What?
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we were gonna crash.
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219. Malloy here.
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on this planet. Humanoid.
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bronze age-level development,
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to get a closer look.
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- Yeah, I know.
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I don't need you
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to be helpful, commander.
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call it? Pissy.
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Are you okay?
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238. Hey. Hey. Can you hear me?
Are you okay?
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I promise.
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you have there.
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to make it better.
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It's okay.
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Time for me to go.
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a mystery on our hands here.
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263. All right.
Thanks, admiral.
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that's all.
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is a serious charge.
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to come visit you in prison.
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to visit a women's prison?
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I'll call her back.
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and careless.
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leave that kid to die.
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contamination.
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as quick as you could.
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in my report.
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282. We still owe each other a date.
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12 hours.
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still nothing in the scans
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into the planet's origin.
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287. We should get, like, a monopoly
game going or something.
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288. Is this too many people?
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We-we'll-we'll just sit here.
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what we have encountered
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a multiphasic orbit.
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- I do not.
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- Thanks, buddy.
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but its orbit is divided
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ours and another.
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- What about the star?
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or one closely comparable,
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universes for the planet
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- How long will that take?
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- Yeah.
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I was afraid of that
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synthesized food tonight,
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impossible to screw up.
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- Yes, we're 12.
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I'm gonna pull your hair
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you'll know I like you.
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these jobs we've chosen,
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to someone else
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what you need.
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your independence,
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of loneliness.
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to kiss me,
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peanut butter and jelly,
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hungry enough...
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and so I didn't want
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probably screw up the portions,
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measuring cup, so it's a...
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- What is it?
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- I did.
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extensive architecture,
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in the number of life-forms
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in 11 days?
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That city,
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- Isaac here, captain.
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where Kelly saw the village.
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like a... 14th-century city.
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a rather profound discovery
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a temporal inconsistency
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and into the other,
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an acceleration.
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for dumb guys
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a little drunk?
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approximately 700 years
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- Wait.
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Isaac,
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on the city.
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are wearing, if we're gonna
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- John: Captain.
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of light-years from earth
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- Ed: We'll give it back later.
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have got to go.
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- Please. I beg of you.
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not worthy of your favor,
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know what... -Please.
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and, uh...
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any girls pregnant.
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pregnant.
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- Amen.
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Come on, let's go.
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are gonna give me dysentery,
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three miles outside the city.
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for the last 20 minutes.
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453. They are deniers,
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454. put on display
as a lesson to others
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455. who would consider
forsaking the word.
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456. What word?
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457. Why, the word of Kelly.
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458. There you are, dalen.
What did I say to you?
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459. - I don't know.
- I said don't run off.
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460. What happens
if you disobey your mother?
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461. - Kelly will get me.
- That's right.
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462. Kelly's watching you.
All the time.
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463. She knows when you've been bad,
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464. and she'll punish you.
Now, come on.
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465. - Let go of that.
- Ed, this is a nightmare.
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466. Bring out the accused.
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467. These three
are accused of theft.
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468. They will now be judged.
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469. Ow! Aah!
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470. Hey, hey,
whatever you're thinking, don't.
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471. Oh, great and mighty Kelly,
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these three accused,
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473. so that you may,
in your infinite wisdom,
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474. reveal to us their innocence
or their guilt.
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475. If they be honest and true,
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476. we ask you to heal them now.
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477. - No, kel-Kelly, no.
- Ed, I have to stop this.
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478. - If I tell them to stop, they
will. -Think for a second, okay?
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479. You're gonna go up there and
do what— issue a commandment?
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480. That is quite possibly the worst
thing you could do right now.
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481. Captain, there's
a large central structure
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482. just to the north of here.
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483. Let's go.
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484. Oh, yeah,
we're in a lot of trouble.
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485. Why the hell
didn't you include this
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486. in your initial report, ed?
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487. Look, admiral, I apologize.
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488. I just didn't think
it was of consequence.
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489. One of your officers
has direct contact
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490. with a primitive
alien civilization
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491. and you don't think
that's of consequence?
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492. - Well, I...
- A religion has developed
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493. around your first officer.
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494. Look, I know this
is really bad, all right?
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495. But it wasn't Kelly's fault,
all right?
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496. The shuttle never intended to go
down there in the first place.
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497. I am aware
of the circumstances, captain.
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498. It's the only reason you still
have bars on your shoulder.
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499. But hear this loud and clear:
If you ever again
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one of your officers,
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501. you'll find yourself scrubbing
toilets at union point.
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502. Do you understand me?
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503. - Yes, sir.
- I'm putting
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504. a letter of reprimand
in your permanent file.
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505. What do you want us to do
about the planet?
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506. A culture that progresses
700 years every 11 days
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507. is bound to achieve space travel
in less than a month.
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508. Let them come to you.
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509. You're not to return
to the surface before then.
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510. - That's an order. -But, admiral,
maybe we could convince them...
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511. That's an order.
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512. Understood.
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513. - "That's an order."
- What?
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514. Oh, my god, I'm sorry,
I thought you hung up. I'm s...
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515. Oh, god,
I'm so sorry. Please,
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516. admiral, have mercy, please.
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517. Thank you.
Okay, bye.
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518. Look... kel, I'm sorry,
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519. but you can't blame yourself
for any of this.
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520. I watched three people
murdered in my name.
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521. Five others already dead.
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522. And a mother telling her child
that if he misbehaved,
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523. "Kelly will get him."
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524. You're damn right
I blame myself.
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525. And now I'm forbidden
to even try and fix it.
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526. I mean, how many more people
are gonna die
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527. down there in the name of Kelly?
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528. Thousands? Millions?
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529. If there's anything at all
I can do...
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530. No. Just...
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531. I want to be alone.
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532. Oh.
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533. Come in.
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534. Get dressed.
We're going back.
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535. Isaac to captain Mercer.
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536. - Go ahead, Isaac.
- You have 31 minutes
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537. until the planet
phases out of our universe.
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538. Acknowledged.
Mercer out.
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539. Valondis.
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540. Forgive me for interrupting
your refreshment.
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541. This boy was caught eating fruit
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542. from a tree on church lands.
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543. - Is this true?
- Your grace,
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544. I beg your forgiveness.
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545. My family's poor,
and my mother is ill.
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546. I would not have
taken the fruit,
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547. but... we've not eaten in days.
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548. Were there witnesses
to this act?
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549. - Yes, your grace.
- Very well.
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550. Take him to the square
and cut him.
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551. If he speaks the truth,
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552. - Kelly will heal his wound.
- No!
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553. Your grace, please.
Be merciful.
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554. Kelly is merciful, my young one.
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555. No! Please.
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556. Stop.
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557. Who are you? The valondis
does not see peasants.
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558. Remove them at once.
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559. We are not peasants.
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560. Oh, merciful Kelly.
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561. It's... it's you.
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562. Yeah.
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563. Valondis, is it?
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564. Get up.
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565. I am not worthy.
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566. You're worth more
than you think.
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567. Now get up.
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568. I have waited my entire life
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569. for the blessing
of your arrival,
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570. and now you are here
in all your magnificence.
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571. Look, there's been
a little misunderstanding.
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572. I'm not who you think I am.
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573. But you are.
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574. Healer of men.
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575. Divine hand of the heavens.
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576. God of all creation.
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577. Man, this guy'd be
the perfect boyfriend.
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578. Listen to me.
I'm not any of those things.
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579. I'm a living, mortal being,
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580. - exactly like you.
- That's right,
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581. and she's god, so you know
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582. she's telling the truth.
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583. Yeah, that-that's not helping.
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584. But our sacred scrolls
tell clearly
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585. of the first time
you descended from above.
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586. What exactly
do your scrolls say?
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587. They tell of a young girl
who was injured.
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588. You came down
from your mountaintop domain
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589. and healed her with your touch.
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590. Okay, first of all, I would
never live on a mountaintop.
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591. I'm not an outdoorsy person.
Second of all,
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592. I didn't heal that girl
with my touch.
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593. I used a tool.
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594. Like you would use a garden hoe
or a-a hammer.
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595. It's just a little more
advanced, that's all.
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596. Okay, pay attention.
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597. I'm gonna show you
exactly how I did it.
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598. But you bleed.
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599. Now watch.
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600. Oh, blessed be the heavens.
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601. We have witnessed the miracle.
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602. No, it's not a miracle.
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603. It's just a machine.
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604. Like a plow you might use
in one of your fields.
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605. Here, you try it.
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606. Here. Push that button
right there
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607. and run this over your hand.
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608. But I did this?
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609. Exactly.
You did that, not me.
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610. Because it's the machine
that heals.
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611. But the great healing
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612. was 700 years ago.
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613. Surely, you are immortal.
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614. No.
Time just moves differently
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615. for my people
than it does for you.
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616. For every 700 years that pass
for you, only 11 days
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617. - pass for us.
- Isaac to captain Mercer.
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618. - Go ahead.
- The planet
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619. will begin its dimensional shift
in approximately nine minutes.
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620. Acknowledged.
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621. Kelly. We got to go.
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622. Valondis, I'm a traveler
from a faraway place
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623. who has impacted your world
in a way that my people
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624. try to avoid at all costs.
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625. But I am not a god.
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626. Do you believe me?
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627. I have seen you bleed.
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628. A god does not bleed.
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629. Exactly. We are living mortals,
just like you.
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630. Kelly, we really have to go,
or we're gonna be trapped here.
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631. Please, spread the word
far and wide to your people.
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632. Kelly does not deserve
their worship.
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633. Will you do that?
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634. For me?
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635. I wish you good journeys,
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636. Kelly the traveler.
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637. Valondis?
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638. May I ask what you plan to do?
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639. I do not know.
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640. But this cannot be kept
from the people.
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641. They must know
what has happened.
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642. Surely that would be a mistake.
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643. - How so? -The belief in Kelly
is not merely a source
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644. of comfort for the people.
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645. They fear her, as well.
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646. And as the guardians of
the word of Kelly, they fear us.
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647. Should that fear come into
doubt, our ability to govern
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648. may be compromised.
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649. But the truth must never
be compromised.
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650. The people must decide
for themselves.
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651. As you wish.
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652. Captain,
scans indicate the planet
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653. is about to reemerge
into our universe.
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654. I am detecting artificial
satellites in orbit.
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655. There are indications
of computer technology,
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656. industrial pollution and
wide-range broadcast signals.
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657. Scan broadcast signals
for any mention of Kelly.
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658. Scanning.
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659. 749,682 results.
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660. No.
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661. Let's see what you've got.
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662. And the word of Kelly was spoken
unto them,
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663. and they did marvel
at her glory!
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664. And she said to them,
"you shall be healed."
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665. A depiction of the first healing
in a publicly-funded
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666. educational facility
is inappropriate.
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667. How is a depiction
of our collective
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668. - theological heritage
inappropriate? -Some people
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669. don't believe Kelly has a place
in secular education.
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670. Fine. Then they can enroll their
child in a different facility.
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671. The bloodshed
continues in outer jakora
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672. today as dissidents launched
an attack on the temple of Kelly
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673. in the city of uravah.
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674. More than 36 people were killed
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675. - Isaac, turn it off.
- When a series of detonations
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676. rocked the ancient city.
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677. What went wrong?
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678. I thought you convinced them.
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679. It's time.
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680. There just wasn't enough time.
If I had a week or
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681. a month down there, I might be
able to see it through, but...
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682. What if we left something there?
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683. A message of some kind
that could remain
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684. after we lose the planet?
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685. Or someone.
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686. What? What are you saying?
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687. I'm saying...
What if I stayed behind?
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688. To help guide them out of
the mess that I got them into.
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689. - Kelly, you'll die there.
- I know.
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690. - No. That's not an option. -Ed,
people are still getting killed.
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691. That's not an option.
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692. Look, you want
to spend your retirement years
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693. on an alien planet
with no way to get back?
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694. And keep in mind, this is now
a society in the computer age.
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695. All right, what if... what if
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696. they don't believe
you're really their god?
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697. What if they lock you up
in an asylum?
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698. Captain, I could go.
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699. - You?
- Yes, sir.
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700. My artificial construct
is capable
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701. of enduring
for millions of years.
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702. And I do not process
the passage of time
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703. - in the way you do.
- John: Isaac,
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704. you'd be there
for seven centuries.
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705. I am aware of this,
chief lamarr.
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706. Well, how would you do it?
Just walk in and say,
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707. "hi. I'm from another planet.
I'm here to fix you"?
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708. I would not put it so artlessly,
but... yes.
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709. Isaac, it's 700 years.
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710. 700 seconds to me, captain.
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711. Shuttle to Orville.
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712. Go ahead, Gordon.
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713. Isaac is on the surface.
I'm on my way back.
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714. Acknowledged.
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715. Isaac, can you hear me?
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716. Yes, captain.
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717. I have arrived safely.
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718. Isaac...
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719. I'll never be able to repay you
for what you're doing.
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720. Recompense is
unnecessary, commander.
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721. Captain, I believe the planet
is beginning to phase.
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722. We will not be able
to communicate much longer...
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723. We'll see you soon.
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724. Ed:
Mercer to Grayson.
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725. Yes, captain?
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726. I thought you'd want to know
the planet is about to reemerge.
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727. I'm on my way.
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728. Captain,
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729. scans are detecting the planet.
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730. You okay?
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731. Yes.
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732. No.
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733. It is reemerging.
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734. My god.
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735. Look at it.
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736. Captain, there is a vessel
approaching.
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737. Sir, the alien ship
is hailing us.
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738. They're asking permission
to come aboard.
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739. Granted.
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740. Greetings, captain Mercer.
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741. Commander Grayson.
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742. We thought it was about time
we returned your artificial
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743. life-form to you.
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744. Isaac, how did you do it?
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745. It was quite fascinating
to be able
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746. to study the evolution
of a society from
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747. the computer era to the age
of quantum drive in real time.
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748. But I did not have to...
Do anything.
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749. I don't understand.
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750. Commander,
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751. Isaac has been a part
of our world for centuries.
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752. When he arrived 700 years ago,
it shook the planet,
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753. but we quickly became used
to his presence, and our world
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754. advanced just
as it would have without him.
Copy !req
755. But... you no longer
believe in Kelly.
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756. Only in the sense that she's
a human aboard a union starship.
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757. I am so very, very sorry for all
of the trouble that I've caused.
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758. Don't be. We've been waiting
for the phasing
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759. to occur again
so we could meet you.
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760. Our society has become
a spacefaring culture
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761. with ships spread out
across the galaxy.
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762. In our home universe, that is.
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763. But we wouldn't have gotten
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764. where we are
without growing pains.
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765. Our planet worshipped you
as a deity for many centuries.
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766. But had it not been you,
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767. the mythology would have found
another face.
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768. It's a part
of every culture's evolution.
Copy !req
769. It's one of the stages
of learning.
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770. And eventually,
it brought us here.
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771. So you see, commander,
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772. you didn't poison our culture
with false faith.
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773. We flourish.
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774. You must have faith...
In reason,
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775. in discovery and in the
endurance of the logical mind.
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776. It won't be long before
you advance millennia past us.
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777. Perhaps then, we will study you.
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778. We'd be honored.
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779. hey.
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780. Hi.
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781. You don't exactly look
ready to relax.
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782. No. I'm not.
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783. Do you still want to get drunk?
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784. Ed...
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785. This isn't gonna work.
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786. You mean us.
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787. None of this should have
happened.
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788. You defied an admiral's orders
to protect me,
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789. and it sent our science officer
into a 700-year exile.
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790. You and I, together...
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791. It jeopardizes your command.
Copy !req
792. It jeopardizes the smooth
operation of this ship,
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793. and it jeopardizes
our friendship.
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794. It can't happen.
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795. When I'm really honest
with myself,
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796. I know that you're right.
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797. But that doesn't change
the way I feel.
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798. I know.
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799. But for now,
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800. those are feelings
we need to forget.
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801. Dismissed, captain?
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802. Dismissed, commander.
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803. Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
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804. you've explored space
with the Orville.
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805. Now here are a few more shows
to check out from fox.
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806. I'm picking up
a large artificial mass.
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807. Yeah,
I'm picking it up too.
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808. - My god.
- Kids, roll the windows up.
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809. Millions have made the Orville
TV's newest fan favorite.
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810. - Whoo!
- Seth macfarlane stars
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811. in a series that's
"out of this world."
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812. - You got this, right?
- Yeah.
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813. - Why'd your voice
get so high-pitched?
- It's fine. I got this.
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814. The Orville.
Thursdays on fox.
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