1. It's time to blast off
with the Orville.
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- I'm nervous. It's a new ship.
Want to make a good impression.
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Thursdays.
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fox programs— the gifted,
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7. Oh, my god!
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8. Only on fox.
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9. - Hey, man.
- Oh, hey, ed. What's up?
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I was gonna see
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Just figured I'd check.
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Like, I'm in my jammies.
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16. Yeah, no, I-I got it.
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17. - Just making sure.
- All right, cool.
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- Will do, brother.
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19. All right.
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21. Hey, John, I was just seeing
what you were up to.
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a drink in the mess hall.
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23. Oh. Well, man,
that-that's really nice of you,
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24. - but right now
is not-not the best time. -Oh.
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25. That's all good. No worries.
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29. - Uh, listen, I'm sorry
to bother you guys. -Hey, no.
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tomorrow, so I...
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- Okay.
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- Hmm. -Yeah, dang.
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- I will.
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- Okay. -I will.
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- Yeah.
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what you're up to.
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this is a social call.
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if you wanted to have a drink.
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have just put topa to bed.
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for a glass of opsadda.
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for good opsadda.
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looks like this going in,
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coming out.
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for fun off duty?
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that we play from time to time.
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- Come on. You know what?
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about your culture.
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- Latchkum!
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about the opsadda.
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84. - What?
- Nothing.
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to your hand?
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with bortus.
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apparently I won.
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for how this happened
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and smuggle it to me.
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97. Sure.
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than bortus' poo drink.
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when it's empty like this.
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a lot of thinking
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110. that it was the retepsian
pheromone that made you...
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your fault.
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for sure,
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of you to say.
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are completely selfish.
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in my quarters tonight,
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this past year."
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we do a date this week?
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like we used to do.
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You don't want to be hungover.
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Let's do this.
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to that sight.
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that's just waiting for us
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that beeping, please?
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to be a spatial anomaly,
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cannot clearly process it.
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163. Or we could just
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and see if it's still here.
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of some importance.
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166. It would be foolish
to squander the opportunity.
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171. Kelly, no unnecessary risks.
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172. - All right? Give it
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- What do you mean?
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We're in space.
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My god.
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Where the hell did it come from?
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Out of thin air. -Captain,
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from the shuttle. Audio only.
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193. Shuttle to Orville.
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195. Unable to stabilize.
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somewhere if we can.
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198. This is not the day
for a hangover.
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Orville to shuttle.
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200. - You guys okay?
- Uh, yeah.
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201. We're a little banged up,
but we're okay.
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the instantaneous transition
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lieutenant Malloy and I
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- Yes, captain.
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this channel open just in case.
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begin multispectral scans.
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everything there is to know
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and where it came from.
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216. - We'll be here.
Oh, hey, commander... -What?
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how much I screamed
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we were gonna crash.
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220. Malloy here.
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on this planet. Humanoid.
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bronze age-level development,
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to get a closer look.
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- Yeah, I know.
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I don't need you
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to be helpful, commander.
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call it? Pissy.
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Are you okay?
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239. Hey. Hey. Can you hear me?
Are you okay?
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I promise.
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you have there.
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to make it better.
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It's okay.
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Time for me to go.
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a mystery on our hands here.
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another 72 hours
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264. All right.
Thanks, admiral.
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that's all.
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is a serious charge.
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to come visit you in prison.
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to visit a women's prison?
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I'll call her back.
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and careless.
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leave that kid to die.
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contamination.
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as quick as you could.
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in my report.
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283. We still owe each other a date.
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12 hours.
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still nothing in the scans
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into the planet's origin.
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288. We should get, like, a monopoly
game going or something.
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We-we'll-we'll just sit here.
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what we have encountered
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a multiphasic orbit.
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- I do not.
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- Thanks, buddy.
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up until this point.
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but its orbit is divided
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ours and another.
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- What about the star?
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or one closely comparable,
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universes for the planet
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- How long will that take?
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- Yeah.
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I was afraid of that
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synthesized food tonight,
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327. Peanut butter and jelly is
impossible to screw up.
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- Yes, we're 12.
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I'm gonna pull your hair
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you'll know I like you.
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planet that's foreplay.
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these jobs we've chosen,
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to someone else
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what you need.
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your independence,
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of loneliness.
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to kiss me,
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peanut butter and jelly,
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hungry enough...
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probably screw up the portions,
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measuring cup, so it's a...
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- What is it?
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in development
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- I did.
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extensive architecture,
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in the number of life-forms
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in 11 days?
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That city,
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- Isaac here, captain.
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where Kelly saw the village.
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like a... 14th-century city.
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a rather profound discovery
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a temporal inconsistency
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and into the other,
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an acceleration.
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for dumb guys
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a little drunk?
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approximately 700 years
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- Wait.
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want whatever we can give them,
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Isaac,
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on the city.
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are wearing, if we're gonna
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- John: Captain.
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of light-years from earth
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- Ed: We'll give it back later.
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- Please. I beg of you.
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not worthy of your favor,
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know what... -Please.
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and, uh...
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any girls pregnant.
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pregnant.
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- Amen.
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Come on, let's go.
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are gonna give me dysentery,
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three miles outside the city.
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for the last 20 minutes.
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if you could tell us
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452. Did they commit some crime?
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453. Indeed, the very worst.
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454. They are deniers,
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455. put on display
as a lesson to others
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456. who would consider
forsaking the word.
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457. What word?
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458. Why, the word of Kelly.
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459. There you are, dalen.
What did I say to you?
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460. - I don't know.
- I said don't run off.
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461. What happens
if you disobey your mother?
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462. - Kelly will get me.
- That's right.
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463. Kelly's watching you.
All the time.
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464. She knows when you've been bad,
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465. and she'll punish you.
Now, come on.
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466. - Let go of that.
- Ed, this is a nightmare.
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467. Bring out the accused.
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468. These three
are accused of theft.
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469. They will now be judged.
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470. Ow! Aah!
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471. Hey, hey,
whatever you're thinking, don't.
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472. Oh, great and mighty Kelly,
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these three accused,
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474. so that you may,
in your infinite wisdom,
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475. reveal to us their innocence
or their guilt.
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476. If they be honest and true,
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477. we ask you to heal them now.
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478. - No, kel-Kelly, no.
- Ed, I have to stop this.
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479. - If I tell them to stop, they
will. -Think for a second, okay?
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480. You're gonna go up there and
do what— issue a commandment?
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481. That is quite possibly the worst
thing you could do right now.
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482. Captain, there's
a large central structure
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483. just to the north of here.
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484. Let's go.
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485. Oh, yeah,
we're in a lot of trouble.
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486. Why the hell
didn't you include this
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487. in your initial report, ed?
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488. Look, admiral, I apologize.
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489. I just didn't think
it was of consequence.
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490. One of your officers
has direct contact
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491. with a primitive
alien civilization
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492. and you don't think
that's of consequence?
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493. - Well, I...
- A religion has developed
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494. around your first officer.
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495. Look, I know this
is really bad, all right?
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496. But it wasn't Kelly's fault,
all right?
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497. The shuttle never intended to go
down there in the first place.
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498. I am aware
of the circumstances, captain.
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499. It's the only reason you still
have bars on your shoulder.
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500. But hear this loud and clear:
If you ever again
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one of your officers,
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502. you'll find yourself scrubbing
toilets at union point.
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503. Do you understand me?
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504. - Yes, sir.
- I'm putting
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505. a letter of reprimand
in your permanent file.
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506. What do you want us to do
about the planet?
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507. A culture that progresses
700 years every 11 days
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508. is bound to achieve space travel
in less than a month.
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509. Let them come to you.
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510. You're not to return
to the surface before then.
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511. - That's an order. -But, admiral,
maybe we could convince them...
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512. That's an order.
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513. Understood.
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514. - "That's an order."
- What?
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515. Oh, my god, I'm sorry,
I thought you hung up. I'm s...
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516. Oh, god,
I'm so sorry. Please,
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517. admiral, have mercy, please.
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518. Thank you.
Okay, bye.
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519. Look... kel, I'm sorry,
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520. but you can't blame yourself
for any of this.
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521. I watched three people
murdered in my name.
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522. Five others already dead.
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523. And a mother telling her child
that if he misbehaved,
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524. "Kelly will get him."
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525. You're damn right
I blame myself.
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526. And now I'm forbidden
to even try and fix it.
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527. I mean, how many more people
are gonna die
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528. down there in the name of Kelly?
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529. Thousands? Millions?
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530. If there's anything at all
I can do...
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531. No. Just...
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532. I want to be alone.
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533. Oh.
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534. Come in.
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535. Get dressed.
We're going back.
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536. Isaac to captain Mercer.
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537. - Go ahead, Isaac.
- You have 31 minutes
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538. until the planet
phases out of our universe.
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539. Acknowledged.
Mercer out.
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540. Valondis.
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541. Forgive me for interrupting
your refreshment.
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542. This boy was caught eating fruit
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543. from a tree on church lands.
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544. - Is this true?
- Your grace,
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545. I beg your forgiveness.
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546. My family's poor,
and my mother is ill.
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547. I would not have
taken the fruit,
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548. but... we've not eaten in days.
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549. Were there witnesses
to this act?
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550. - Yes, your grace.
- Very well.
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551. Take him to the square
and cut him.
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552. If he speaks the truth,
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553. - Kelly will heal his wound.
- No!
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554. Your grace, please.
Be merciful.
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555. Kelly is merciful, my young one.
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556. No! Please.
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557. Stop.
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558. Who are you? The valondis
does not see peasants.
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559. Remove them at once.
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560. We are not peasants.
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561. Oh, merciful Kelly.
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562. It's... it's you.
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563. Yeah.
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564. Valondis, is it?
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565. Get up.
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566. I am not worthy.
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567. You're worth more
than you think.
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568. Now get up.
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569. I have waited my entire life
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570. for the blessing
of your arrival,
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571. and now you are here
in all your magnificence.
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572. Look, there's been
a little misunderstanding.
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573. I'm not who you think I am.
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574. But you are.
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575. Healer of men.
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576. Divine hand of the heavens.
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577. God of all creation.
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578. Man, this guy'd be
the perfect boyfriend.
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579. Listen to me.
I'm not any of those things.
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580. I'm a living, mortal being,
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581. - exactly like you.
- That's right,
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582. and she's god, so you know
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583. she's telling the truth.
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584. Yeah, that-that's not helping.
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585. But our sacred scrolls
tell clearly
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586. of the first time
you descended from above.
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587. What exactly
do your scrolls say?
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588. They tell of a young girl
who was injured.
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589. You came down
from your mountaintop domain
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590. and healed her with your touch.
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591. Okay, first of all, I would
never live on a mountaintop.
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592. I'm not an outdoorsy person.
Second of all,
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593. I didn't heal that girl
with my touch.
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594. I used a tool.
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595. Like you would use a garden hoe
or a-a hammer.
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596. It's just a little more
advanced, that's all.
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597. Okay, pay attention.
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598. I'm gonna show you
exactly how I did it.
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599. But you bleed.
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600. Now watch.
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601. Oh, blessed be the heavens.
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602. We have witnessed the miracle.
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603. No, it's not a miracle.
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604. It's just a machine.
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605. Like a plow you might use
in one of your fields.
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606. Here, you try it.
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607. Here. Push that button
right there
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608. and run this over your hand.
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609. But I did this?
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610. Exactly.
You did that, not me.
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611. Because it's the machine
that heals.
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612. But the great healing
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613. was 700 years ago.
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614. Surely, you are immortal.
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615. No.
Time just moves differently
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616. for my people
than it does for you.
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617. For every 700 years that pass
for you, only 11 days
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618. - pass for us.
- Isaac to captain Mercer.
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619. - Go ahead.
- The planet
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620. will begin its dimensional shift
in approximately nine minutes.
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621. Acknowledged.
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622. Kelly. We got to go.
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623. Valondis, I'm a traveler
from a faraway place
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624. who has impacted your world
in a way that my people
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625. try to avoid at all costs.
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626. But I am not a god.
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627. Do you believe me?
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628. I have seen you bleed.
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629. A god does not bleed.
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630. Exactly. We are living mortals,
just like you.
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631. Kelly, we really have to go,
or we're gonna be trapped here.
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632. Please, spread the word
far and wide to your people.
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633. Kelly does not deserve
their worship.
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634. Will you do that?
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635. For me?
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636. I wish you good journeys,
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637. Kelly the traveler.
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638. Valondis?
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639. May I ask what you plan to do?
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640. I do not know.
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641. But this cannot be kept
from the people.
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642. They must know
what has happened.
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643. Surely that would be a mistake.
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644. - How so? -The belief in Kelly
is not merely a source
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645. of comfort for the people.
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646. They fear her, as well.
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647. And as the guardians of
the word of Kelly, they fear us.
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648. Should that fear come into
doubt, our ability to govern
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649. may be compromised.
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650. But the truth must never
be compromised.
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651. The people must decide
for themselves.
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652. As you wish.
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653. Captain,
scans indicate the planet
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654. is about to reemerge
into our universe.
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655. I am detecting artificial
satellites in orbit.
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656. There are indications
of computer technology,
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657. industrial pollution and
wide-range broadcast signals.
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658. Scan broadcast signals
for any mention of Kelly.
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659. Scanning.
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660. 749,682 results.
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661. No.
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662. Let's see what you've got.
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663. And the word of Kelly was spoken
unto them,
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664. and they did marvel
at her glory!
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665. And she said to them,
"you shall be healed."
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666. A depiction of the first healing
in a publicly-funded
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667. educational facility
is inappropriate.
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668. How is a depiction
of our collective
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669. - theological heritage
inappropriate? -Some people
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670. don't believe Kelly has a place
in secular education.
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671. Fine. Then they can enroll their
child in a different facility.
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672. The bloodshed
continues in outer jakora
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673. today as dissidents launched
an attack on the temple of Kelly
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674. in the city of uravah.
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675. More than 36 people were killed
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676. - Isaac, turn it off.
- When a series of detonations
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677. rocked the ancient city.
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678. What went wrong?
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679. I thought you convinced them.
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680. It's time.
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681. There just wasn't enough time.
If I had a week or
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682. a month down there, I might be
able to see it through, but...
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683. What if we left something there?
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684. A message of some kind
that could remain
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685. after we lose the planet?
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686. Or someone.
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687. What? What are you saying?
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688. I'm saying...
What if I stayed behind?
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689. To help guide them out of
the mess that I got them into.
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690. - Kelly, you'll die there.
- I know.
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691. - No. That's not an option. -Ed,
people are still getting killed.
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692. That's not an option.
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693. Look, you want
to spend your retirement years
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694. on an alien planet
with no way to get back?
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695. And keep in mind, this is now
a society in the computer age.
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696. All right, what if... what if
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697. they don't believe
you're really their god?
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698. What if they lock you up
in an asylum?
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699. Captain, I could go.
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700. - You?
- Yes, sir.
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701. My artificial construct
is capable
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702. of enduring
for millions of years.
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703. And I do not process
the passage of time
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704. - in the way you do.
- John: Isaac,
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705. you'd be there
for seven centuries.
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706. I am aware of this,
chief lamarr.
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707. Well, how would you do it?
Just walk in and say,
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708. "hi. I'm from another planet.
I'm here to fix you"?
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709. I would not put it so artlessly,
but... yes.
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710. Isaac, it's 700 years.
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711. 700 seconds to me, captain.
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712. Shuttle to Orville.
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713. Go ahead, Gordon.
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714. Isaac is on the surface.
I'm on my way back.
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715. Acknowledged.
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716. Isaac, can you hear me?
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717. Yes, captain.
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718. I have arrived safely.
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719. Isaac...
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720. I'll never be able to repay you
for what you're doing.
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721. Recompense is
unnecessary, commander.
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722. Captain, I believe the planet
is beginning to phase.
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723. We will not be able
to communicate much longer...
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724. We'll see you soon.
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725. Ed:
Mercer to Grayson.
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726. Yes, captain?
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727. I thought you'd want to know
the planet is about to reemerge.
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728. I'm on my way.
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729. Captain,
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730. scans are detecting the planet.
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731. You okay?
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732. Yes.
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733. No.
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734. It is reemerging.
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735. My god.
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736. Look at it.
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737. Captain, there is a vessel
approaching.
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738. Sir, the alien ship
is hailing us.
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739. They're asking permission
to come aboard.
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740. Granted.
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741. Greetings, captain Mercer.
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742. Commander Grayson.
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743. We thought it was about time
we returned your artificial
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744. life-form to you.
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745. Isaac, how did you do it?
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746. It was quite fascinating
to be able
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747. to study the evolution
of a society from
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748. the computer era to the age
of quantum drive in real time.
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749. But I did not have to...
Do anything.
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750. I don't understand.
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751. Commander,
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752. Isaac has been a part
of our world for centuries.
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753. When he arrived 700 years ago,
it shook the planet,
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754. but we quickly became used
to his presence, and our world
Copy !req
755. advanced just
as it would have without him.
Copy !req
756. But... you no longer
believe in Kelly.
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757. Only in the sense that she's
a human aboard a union starship.
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758. I am so very, very sorry for all
of the trouble that I've caused.
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759. Don't be. We've been waiting
for the phasing
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760. to occur again
so we could meet you.
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761. Our society has become
a spacefaring culture
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762. with ships spread out
across the galaxy.
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763. In our home universe, that is.
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764. But we wouldn't have gotten
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765. where we are
without growing pains.
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766. Our planet worshipped you
as a deity for many centuries.
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767. But had it not been you,
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768. the mythology would have found
another face.
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769. It's a part
of every culture's evolution.
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770. It's one of the stages
of learning.
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771. And eventually,
it brought us here.
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772. So you see, commander,
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773. you didn't poison our culture
with false faith.
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774. We flourish.
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775. You must have faith...
In reason,
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776. in discovery and in the
endurance of the logical mind.
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777. It won't be long before
you advance millennia past us.
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778. Perhaps then, we will study you.
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779. We'd be honored.
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780. hey.
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781. Hi.
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782. You don't exactly look
ready to relax.
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783. No. I'm not.
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784. Do you still want to get drunk?
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785. Ed...
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786. This isn't gonna work.
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787. You mean us.
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788. None of this should have
happened.
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789. You defied an admiral's orders
to protect me,
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790. and it sent our science officer
into a 700-year exile.
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791. You and I, together...
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792. It jeopardizes your command.
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793. It jeopardizes the smooth
operation of this ship,
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794. and it jeopardizes
our friendship.
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795. It can't happen.
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796. When I'm really honest
with myself,
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797. I know that you're right.
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798. But that doesn't change
the way I feel.
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799. I know.
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800. But for now,
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801. those are feelings
we need to forget.
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802. Dismissed, captain?
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803. Dismissed, commander.
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804. Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
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805. you've explored space
with the Orville.
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806. Now here are a few more shows
to check out from fox.
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807. I'm picking up
a large artificial mass.
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808. Yeah,
I'm picking it up too.
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809. - My god.
- Kids, roll the windows up.
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810. Millions have made the Orville
TV's newest fan favorite.
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- Seth macfarlane stars
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812. in a series that's
"out of this world."
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813. - You got this, right?
- Yeah.
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get so high-pitched?
- It's fine. I got this.
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Thursdays on fox.
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