1. - We're getting bonus footage
for the dvd.Copy !req
2. - Pfft.
Nobody buys dvds anymore.Copy !req
3. - It'll be a pledge gift.Copy !req
4. - Pbs.Copy !req
5. The propaganda wing
of bill and melinda gatesCopy !req
6. And viewers like you.Copy !req
7. In the past year,Copy !req
8. I have consolidated the entire
scranton paper market,Copy !req
9. We regained the white pages,Copy !req
10. The school district,
lackawanna county.Copy !req
11. We supply them all.Copy !req
12. I'm getting married
tomorrow afternoon,Copy !req
13. And in the morning,
there's a mini reunion—Copy !req
14. A kind of
"where are they now" panelCopy !req
15. At a local theater.Copy !req
16. It'll be nice
to see everyone again.Copy !req
17. I haven't seen kevin
since we let him go.Copy !req
18. Today marks several
important milestones.Copy !req
19. Stanley, as you know,
is retiring.Copy !req
20. - Yes.
Whoo, whoo, whoo.Copy !req
21. - Ah, I've been looking forward
to this dayCopy !req
22. Since I was 18 years old.Copy !req
23. - Speech!
- No!Copy !req
24. And our next
and most thickly frosted cakeCopy !req
25. Is... For... Kevin.Copy !req
26. - Yes!Copy !req
27. - Wait, why?Copy !req
28. - Go ahead and just read
the frosting.Copy !req
29. - "get out"?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
30. - What does that mean?Copy !req
31. - It's a colloquial way
of saying "you're fired," kevin,Copy !req
32. Which you are.
- What?Copy !req
33. Dwight you can't do that.Copy !req
34. - The cake has spoken, pam.
Sorry! Heh.Copy !req
35. Well, if anyone here can make
a case for kevin staying...Copy !req
36. - Dwight...Copy !req
37. - Based...
On his merit.Copy !req
38. - Ooh.Copy !req
39. - Um...Copy !req
40. - I'm... Good.Copy !req
41. - Well, toby'll stop it.Copy !req
42. Anytime anyone's
ever been fired,Copy !req
43. Toby's blocked it, so—
- yeah, yeah.Copy !req
44. I don't think—
- toby, wait, wait.Copy !req
45. Hold that thought.Copy !req
46. Here's your cake.Copy !req
47. Bye bye, toby.Copy !req
48. at least I got chocolate.Copy !req
49. - I bike to work now.Copy !req
50. Saves on gas,
cheaper than a vasectomy,Copy !req
51. And, uh, oh, yeah, it's good
for the environment too.Copy !req
52. Pam and I are great.Copy !req
53. She just recently
finished her muralCopy !req
54. For the irish cultural center.Copy !req
55. - Whoo!
- Can you clap?Copy !req
56. Can you clap for mom?Copy !req
57. - And dwight is imitating
japanese business practicesCopy !req
58. For reasons he explained to us
in japanese.Copy !req
59. - angela,
are you ready for the wedding?Copy !req
60. - Yes.Copy !req
61. My heart is so open.Copy !req
62. I am so at peace.Copy !req
63. look at meredith.Copy !req
64. She's disgusting.
Those feet—Copy !req
65. They're like the paws
of an orangutan.Copy !req
66. - I think she looks good.Copy !req
67. Now that she's wearing
sports bras,Copy !req
68. We don't see her boobs
as much.Copy !req
69. - That is all.
Have a good morning.Copy !req
70. - Thank you.
- Thank you, dwight.Copy !req
71. - what was that for?Copy !req
72. - To remind you that our
wedding's gonna be wonderful.Copy !req
73. - Ah, I know.
It just feels so empty with...Copy !req
74. So many of the old gang gone.Copy !req
75. - D, it's gonna be perfect.Copy !req
76. The only people that need
to be there are you and me.Copy !req
77. - Oh, and the old man
to feed us the cheeseCopy !req
78. That he's been fermenting
since the day of my birth.Copy !req
79. You keep forgetting
about him.Copy !req
80. - I don't—
I don't know why.Copy !req
81. - I brought in
some new faces,Copy !req
82. And one old.Copy !req
83. I always liked devon.Copy !req
84. I hired him back
after creed faked his own deathCopy !req
85. In the baler
the day after the doc aired.Copy !req
86. The only person he fooled
was kevin.Copy !req
87. Then the police showed up.Copy !req
88. Turns out,
creed was in the bandCopy !req
89. The grass roots
in the 1960s.Copy !req
90. During that time,
the police say,Copy !req
91. He sold drugs and trafficked
in endangered species meatCopy !req
92. And stole weapons-grade lsd
from the military.Copy !req
93. - Oh, some fudge?
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
94. I love your fudge.Copy !req
95. - Thanks.
- Mm.Copy !req
96. I think I gained a couple
pounds since I got here.Copy !req
97. oh, you can afford it.Copy !req
98. After 16 years, it's strange
sitting across from somebodyCopy !req
99. Who isn't stanley.Copy !req
100. But he'll get there.Copy !req
101. - Okay, the limo's
gonna be here at 5:00.Copy !req
102. I need everybody to be ready
'cause I want to pack in a lot.Copy !req
103. - Partytime whorehouse.Copy !req
104. - Uh, no. No whorehouse.
This is dwight's night, okay?Copy !req
105. - Well, you're
the bestisch menschCopy !req
106. - Dwight has made me
his bestisch mensch.Copy !req
107. Which is schrute
for best man.Copy !req
108. He's putting himself
entirely in my hands tonight.Copy !req
109. And I know,
for over 12 years,Copy !req
110. I've done nothing but trick
and prank him.Copy !req
111. But tonight...Copy !req
112. Only good surprises.Copy !req
113. "guten pranken."Copy !req
114. - Oh, hey, jim,
I forgot mention.Copy !req
115. Oftentimes, in hollywood
portrayals of bachelor parties,Copy !req
116. There are accidental murders.Copy !req
117. That won't be necessary
tonight.Copy !req
118. - Great, now we got
three hours to fill.Copy !req
119. - Okay, hold on.Copy !req
120. Are you sure mose
isn't going to show up?Copy !req
121. - Ever since angela
moved inCopy !req
122. And mose had stopped sleeping
at the foot of my bed,Copy !req
123. He's been acting pretty weird
about this whole wedding thing.Copy !req
124. - Mose has been weird?
That's so unlike him.Copy !req
125. - Yeah, sure,
I'll talk about it.Copy !req
126. Why not?Copy !req
127. America's next
a cappella sensationCopy !req
128. Aired my audition.Copy !req
129. And when I started sobbing
uncontrollably,Copy !req
130. Apparently struck a chord
with quite a lot of people.Copy !req
131. Not a very
compassionate chord.Copy !req
132. The clip went viral,
as they say.Copy !req
133. - You can't just sit here
and cry.Copy !req
134. - Oh, I can so
just sit here and cry!Copy !req
135. - Two million hits
in the first week...Copy !req
136. And then the parodies
started.Copy !req
137. One from the philippines
got 12 million hits.Copy !req
138. - And the late night comedy guys
had a field day with it.Copy !req
139. - oh, don't.Copy !req
140. Aw, come on, baby wawa.
Don't be such a baby.Copy !req
141. Oh, no.Copy !req
142. It's gonna be all right.Copy !req
143. It's gonna be
all right.Copy !req
144. For weekend update,
I'm seth meyers.Copy !req
145. That's baby wawa.
Good night.Copy !req
146. - Bye.Copy !req
147. - After my clip blew up,
I actually got a callCopy !req
148. From the double rainbow guy
and the fat star wars kid.Copy !req
149. Turns out
they have a support group.Copy !req
150. Not really my scene.Copy !req
151. - Years ago, the senator
promised a left turn laneCopy !req
152. By the arby's.Copy !req
153. So I wanna know where in
the name of horsey sauce is it?Copy !req
154. Well, yeah, you—
hold on.Copy !req
155. - Hi.Copy !req
156. I keep seeing this symbol
in the accounts from last year.Copy !req
157. It's all over the place.
I don't know what it means.Copy !req
158. - That's the reason
kevin got fired.Copy !req
159. It's his magic number.Copy !req
160. He used to use it
to balance his accounts.Copy !req
161. He used to call it
a keleven.Copy !req
162. He told dwight,
"a mistake plus kelevenCopy !req
163. Gets you home by seven."Copy !req
164. He was home by 4:45
that day.Copy !req
165. - Oh, I live in poland now...Copy !req
166. The scranton of the eu.Copy !req
167. Thank you for flying me
out here for the weekend.Copy !req
168. I'm looking forward
to the reunion panel tomorrow.Copy !req
169. Can't wait to see everyone.Copy !req
170. Well, almost everyone.Copy !req
171. - Hello!Copy !req
172. hello!Copy !req
173. - Oh.
- Hi!Copy !req
174. - No.
- Oh.Copy !req
175. - How did you know
my plane had arrived?Copy !req
176. How long have you been
stalking me?Copy !req
177. - Oh, no, no, no.
My plane just got in.Copy !req
178. From new york.Copy !req
179. Are you still with piotr?
- No.Copy !req
180. And I thought
I unfriended you.Copy !req
181. - Anyone can follow
a twitter feed.Copy !req
182. Wanna share a cab?Copy !req
183. After dwight fired me,
I moved to new york...Copy !req
184. To write
the great american novel.Copy !req
185. I have six roommates.
Heh.Copy !req
186. Which are better than friends,
you know,Copy !req
187. 'cause they have to give you
one month's noticeCopy !req
188. Before they leave.Copy !req
189. - Hey-oh!
- Andy?Copy !req
190. - You're back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. - That's baby wawa, right?
Oh, my god!Copy !req
192. - Hey, man,
good to see you.Copy !req
193. - Thank you.
Yeah.Copy !req
194. Hey! Aw!Copy !req
195. A bear hug
from my favorite mama grizzly.Copy !req
196. - Andy, I've been worried
about you.Copy !req
197. How are you?Copy !req
198. - A little warm.
- Poor, poor andy.Copy !req
199. Okay.Copy !req
200. Thank you, phyllis.
- Hello, hello.Copy !req
201. - Hey!
- Dar-ryl!Copy !req
202. - Darryl!
- Hey!Copy !req
203. - Hey, what's up?Copy !req
204. - Didn't I just see you
at the airportCopy !req
205. Jumping in a limo?
- What?Copy !req
206. Must've been
another devilishly handsome,Copy !req
207. Debonair individual.
- Hmm.Copy !req
208. - Hey, man,
how you doing?Copy !req
209. I, um—I didn't call 'cause I
figured you changed the number.Copy !req
210. - No, I didn't change
the number.Copy !req
211. All good, though.
Phone never rings.Copy !req
212. - What! Ohh!Copy !req
213. - Surprise!Copy !req
214. I thought you guys
couldn't come.Copy !req
215. - Yeah, but then
they moved the panelCopy !req
216. To the same weekend,Copy !req
217. And the doc crew paid
to fly us in.Copy !req
218. It was kismet.Copy !req
219. - Kismet?
Yeah, right.Copy !req
220. Pam and I came up with excuses
for every other weekend.Copy !req
221. You remember my two
lap band surgeries, right?Copy !req
222. Neither do I.Copy !req
223. "guten prank" number one.Copy !req
224. - You ready for tonight?
We gonna tear up the town?Copy !req
225. - Uh, better ask jim.
- And jim will say nothing.Copy !req
226. darryl!Copy !req
227. Andy!
- Hey, pam!Copy !req
228. - Hey, pam!
How are you?Copy !req
229. - We're fine.
Yeah.Copy !req
230. And I'm sure
that you guys are fine too.Copy !req
231. Because why wouldn't you be?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
232. - Darryl, oh, my gosh.
How is austin?Copy !req
233. Tell me everything.
How's the merger?Copy !req
234. I feel like I read about athlead
all the time.Copy !req
235. - I love it.
And it's athleap now.Copy !req
236. And the city is amazing.Copy !req
237. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
238. Yeah, it's hot,
the music is awesome.Copy !req
239. And the tacos are...Copy !req
240. For real.
- Wow!Copy !req
241. That sounds incredible.Copy !req
242. - Oh, guys.
Limo's here.Copy !req
243. Let's do this.
Change if you need to.Copy !req
244. - Whoo, whoo, whoo!
- Okay, you guys, have fun.Copy !req
245. You too, andy.Copy !req
246. - Yeah.
- Ohh!Copy !req
247. - Aw!
- Whoa-ho!Copy !req
248. Haven't been in one of these
in forever!Copy !req
249. - They wanted me
to go to the bachelorette partyCopy !req
250. With the girls.
Really?Copy !req
251. Such a cliche.Copy !req
252. I'm a man.Copy !req
253. So I'm going to the bachelor
party with the boys.Copy !req
254. I just have to remember
how I acted before I came out.Copy !req
255. Wassuuuuup!Copy !req
256. Jim, this isn't
- waion the itinerary. Pping?Copy !req
257. - Dwight.
- Jim, what—Copy !req
258. - Get out.
- Come on! What—Copy !req
259. What, are you gonna
whack me, jim?Copy !req
260. - No, dwight.Copy !req
261. You'll be doing
the whacking.Copy !req
262. - A bazooka.Copy !req
263. You remembered.
- Of course I did.Copy !req
264. Get outta my way.Copy !req
265. Oh!Copy !req
266. - Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
267. - Okay!Copy !req
268. - Guten prank number two.Copy !req
269. - Private room.Copy !req
270. - Yeah, brosef.
- Amazing!Copy !req
271. - Enjoy, enjoy.Copy !req
272. - Hey, I know you.
You gonna sit here and cry?Copy !req
273. - Okay, man, easy.Copy !req
274. - Hey, dude, leave him alone.
What are you doing?Copy !req
275. - Jim, it's fine.Copy !req
276. He'll just get you
on his cell phone,Copy !req
277. And then that'll go viral.Copy !req
278. - That happens a lot?
- Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
279. But things are going well,
actually.Copy !req
280. I spoke at cornell
during commencement week.Copy !req
281. I mean, the seniors invited me
as a joke,Copy !req
282. But it was a huge success.Copy !req
283. - Well, I bet it was a smash.Copy !req
284. That's how I got my new job
in the admissions office.Copy !req
285. - Is that
a volunteer program or...Copy !req
286. - No. It's a job.Copy !req
287. Things are going great.Copy !req
288. - Let's get a drink in you, huh?
- Yes!Copy !req
289. - Whoo-hoo!
Let's get this party started!Copy !req
290. - Where's my angel?Copy !req
291. - This is
my big sister rachel.Copy !req
292. - No, this is
my big sister angela.Copy !req
293. we're very close.Copy !req
294. We even have
our own special language.Copy !req
295. People love it.Copy !req
296. - They do.Copy !req
297. - man, how long
have we been sitting here?Copy !req
298. - Hi, boys!Copy !req
299. Ohh...
- Here we go!Copy !req
300. - Oh, thank god.
We are famished!Copy !req
301. - Hey, did somebody order
the chef special?Copy !req
302. - Right there.
- Right here.Copy !req
303. - No, we haven't ordered
anything.Copy !req
304. No one's even taken
our drinks.Copy !req
305. Uh, what is
the chef special?Copy !req
306. - I bet you boys
have a big appetite.Copy !req
307. - Oh, we do.Copy !req
308. So we'll have an onion loaf
for the table, please.Copy !req
309. And tell us
about your heartiest soups.Copy !req
310. - Mm, I know what you want.
I know exactly what you want.Copy !req
311. - Yes, an onion loaf
for the table.Copy !req
312. But that's not all.Copy !req
313. Now the chef special
sounded good.Copy !req
314. What is it exactly?
- Ooh. Shh.Copy !req
315. - Okay, what are you doing?Copy !req
316. Are you giving me a taste
of the chef special?Copy !req
317. - Mm-hmm.
- Hmm?Copy !req
318. Tastes like cigarettes.Copy !req
319. That won't work.
That's no good.Copy !req
320. - Whoo!
- What?Copy !req
321. - Okay.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
322. - Oh!Copy !req
323. - Heard you guys needed
some pipes fixed,Copy !req
324. Or cleaned or whatever.Copy !req
325. Angela's special repair man
is here.Copy !req
326. - Wait, what is this?Copy !req
327. - Shut up.
Jakey?Copy !req
328. - Mom?
- Wait. Wait.Copy !req
329. What?
- Oh, man.Copy !req
330. - No, no, no, no.
Just do your work.Copy !req
331. Pretend mom's not here.Copy !req
332. - Uh, that seems
inappropriate.Copy !req
333. - Give 'em a good show,
my little entrepreneur.Copy !req
334. - Okay.
- Take it off.Copy !req
335. - Yeah!
Good song choice, jakey.Copy !req
336. Stripper's only as good
as his song.Copy !req
337. - Oh...Copy !req
338. - Oh!Copy !req
339. - Oh, wowee wow.Copy !req
340. - Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
- ♪ passin' out $100 billsCopy !req
341. - Go, meredith's stripper son.Copy !req
342. Ohh!Copy !req
343. - Angela, are you all right?
- I don't know!Copy !req
344. I don't know.
- Oh, gee—Copy !req
345. - Oh, my god!Copy !req
346. - Be gentle, jakey,
gentle.Copy !req
347. Just a second.Copy !req
348. Just one second.
Look.Copy !req
349. - Okay, if anything,
this is rougher!Copy !req
350. Stop it, meredith!Copy !req
351. - Fine. My bad!
Go ahead, jakey!Copy !req
352. - Uh, no.
It's o—thank you.Copy !req
353. You know what?
You don't have to—Copy !req
354. Oh! No, no, no.Copy !req
355. No, no, no.
It's okay.Copy !req
356. - Now, for the last time,Copy !req
357. I'd like a side salad
with balsamic.Copy !req
358. - Dwight, for the last time,
she's not a waitress.Copy !req
359. - You're telling me!Copy !req
360. - If you want her to leave,
just tip her.Copy !req
361. - What for? We haven't even
gotten bread yet.Copy !req
362. Does anyone wanna split
a twice baked potato?Copy !req
363. Do you have those?
Those aren't deep fried, right?Copy !req
364. What was that?
- It's just the wind.Copy !req
365. - Will you lock the door?
- Okay.Copy !req
366. - It's just the wind, see?
Nothing.Copy !req
367. - All right, you know,Copy !req
368. You don't have to leave
the door wide open.Copy !req
369. We get it.
It's the wind.Copy !req
370. Just come and shut—oh!
My god!Copy !req
371. - Phyllis!
- What's happening?Copy !req
372. - Obut I think I ateught
too much bone marrow.Copy !req
373. - oh, it's the girls.Copy !req
374. Hey, pam.
What?Copy !req
375. Angela's been kidnapped!Copy !req
376. Phyllis left the door openCopy !req
377. And some freak came
and grabbed her and fled.Copy !req
378. - Good old mose.Copy !req
379. - They think it was mose.Copy !req
380. - Oh, great, he's getting into
the spirit of the festivities.Copy !req
381. Fantastic.Copy !req
382. He just pulled off
a braut entfuhrung.Copy !req
383. - What is that?Copy !req
384. - A ceremonial bridal
kidnapping.Copy !req
385. He will take the bride
and hide her at a local pub.Copy !req
386. And when I find the place,
I have to buy everyone drinks.Copy !req
387. Ah. All right!
Oh, mose!Copy !req
388. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
389. You said the tradition is
for the groom to search for her,Copy !req
390. And it ends at a pub.Copy !req
391. So how about the last pub you'd
ever set foot in in this town?Copy !req
392. - Right.
Which one is that?Copy !req
393. - Mm, hey, driver,
why don't you take usCopy !req
394. To 3030 adams?Copy !req
395. Is that mose?
- Yes, it is!Copy !req
396. I am here for my bride!Copy !req
397. Well, first, buy us a drink.Copy !req
398. - Very well!
Drinks on me!Copy !req
399. bartender!Copy !req
400. - Well, well, well,
well, well.Copy !req
401. That's six "wells."Copy !req
402. Did I get that number right,
dwight?Copy !req
403. - I heard
you bought a bar, kevin.Copy !req
404. - Yes. I did.Copy !req
405. This one.Copy !req
406. Now get out!Copy !req
407. - Why did you pick this place?
- Ohh.Copy !req
408. - You?Copy !req
409. You did this as a prank.
My own bestisch mensch.Copy !req
410. - Nope, not a prank.Copy !req
411. I think it's time
for you to bury the hatchet.Copy !req
412. waste of a good hatchet.Copy !req
413. - Okay, just talk.Copy !req
414. - Well, w—Copy !req
415. - I heard you say "well"
the first time,Copy !req
416. - I know dwight misses kevin.Copy !req
417. I saw him making his portrait
out of a wooly willy.Copy !req
418. Tomorrow's his wedding day.Copy !req
419. You can't be anything but happy
on your wedding day.Copy !req
420. - It was nothing personal.Copy !req
421. It's just that you were terrible
at your job.Copy !req
422. - You're just saying
that to make me feel better.Copy !req
423. - No, really.
You were terrible at math...Copy !req
424. And organization,
time management,Copy !req
425. Personal hygiene.Copy !req
426. Your internet searches
were so filthyCopy !req
427. We had to throw out
your computer.Copy !req
428. - Is that all it was?Copy !req
429. - That's it.Copy !req
430. - Come here.Copy !req
431. - I missed you, kevin.Copy !req
432. - I missed you!
- Ohh.Copy !req
433. - Guten prank.
- Yes, mose.Copy !req
434. Guten prank number three.Copy !req
435. - You've had your drink.
Now where is my bride?Copy !req
436. Mose! What...Copy !req
437. Ohh, mose.Copy !req
438. - What the
is your problem,Copy !req
439. You
?Copy !req
440. - Hey.
Hey, is angela coming, or—Copy !req
441. - No. We can't see each other
on our wedding day.Copy !req
442. And her legs are still numb
from being in the trunk.Copy !req
443. - Right.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
444. Stanley!Copy !req
445. - How's florida?
- Oh, great.Copy !req
446. Yes, I'm living
in florida now.Copy !req
447. Little town
called florida city,Copy !req
448. Just on the edge
of the everglades.Copy !req
449. The man who delivered
my divorce papersCopy !req
450. Came by fan boat,
which was kinda fun.Copy !req
451. I sit on my porch all day,
carving birds.Copy !req
452. - Am I the only one
that's nervous? Heh heh.Copy !req
453. How are you doing with this?
Should we have bailed?Copy !req
454. - No, no, I'm fine.Copy !req
455. - Doesn't seem like
anyone cares about us anyway.Copy !req
456. - I guess this was worth being
filmed nonstop for nine years.Copy !req
457. - I'm sorry, guys.
This is probably on me.Copy !req
458. I got hated on pretty hard
when that auto-tune went viral.Copy !req
459. - ♪ just sit here and cryCopy !req
460. - People actually
dance to this.Copy !req
461. It's in my juke box.Copy !req
462. None of the money
goes to andy, though.Copy !req
463. yeah, people hate you.Copy !req
464. - I'll go talk to the manager.
Maybe we should just go home.Copy !req
465. - Hey, it's andy bernard.Copy !req
466. Nard dog!Copy !req
467. - Roo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
468. Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
469. Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
470. Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
471. Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
472. - Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo!Copy !req
473. - How did it feel
played out on tv?Copy !req
474. - It's like seeing a documentary
about how your food is made.Copy !req
475. It's kinda disgusting.Copy !req
476. You learn a lot, but I didn't
wanna know any of it.Copy !req
477. - With today's modern
surveillance technology,Copy !req
478. We are in a constant state
of being watched,Copy !req
479. Whether
it's our governmentCopy !req
480. Or the government
of other countries,Copy !req
481. A.K.A. Google.Copy !req
482. You guys are being filmed
way more than we ever were.Copy !req
483. - Uh, no one recognizes me.Copy !req
484. But now all my friends
call me plop.Copy !req
485. So... Thanks, pbs.Copy !req
486. - Uh, jim, that dvd
in the last episodeCopy !req
487. Was so romantic.Copy !req
488. And, um, I think
we'd all love to know,Copy !req
489. Pam, what romantic thing
did you do to pay jim backCopy !req
490. For leaving athlead?Copy !req
491. - Well, I mean, how do you
pay back someoneCopy !req
492. For something like that?Copy !req
493. But, uh, I don't know.
I'm working on something.Copy !req
494. - She pays me back every day,
just by being my wife.Copy !req
495. So that's fine.Copy !req
496. Aww.Copy !req
497. - O-kay.Copy !req
498. - All I can say is,
if I had jim,Copy !req
499. He would have a free pass
to do anything.Copy !req
500. I mean,
if I lucked into that,Copy !req
501. He could do anything—Copy !req
502. Anything.Copy !req
503. - I'm sorry,
is there a question?Copy !req
504. - Uh, no.Copy !req
505. - Pam, what was in
that teapot letter?Copy !req
506. - Oh, um,
well, you know, I—Copy !req
507. I just—I think I would rather
keep that private.Copy !req
508. You know, if you'd been filmed
for nine years of your life,Copy !req
509. There'd be some things that you
just wanna keep to yourself.Copy !req
510. - I hear ya.
What did it say?Copy !req
511. - We're gonna move on.Copy !req
512. Next question, please.Copy !req
513. - Do you find that your life
feels pointlessCopy !req
514. Now that nobody's actually
filming you anymore?Copy !req
515. - Yes.Copy !req
516. - I wanna know how everyone
felt they were portrayed.Copy !req
517. Was it accurate?
- I got a beef with that.Copy !req
518. Um, for the first
seven years,Copy !req
519. I was getting my phd
in school psychology,Copy !req
520. And they didn't show it.Copy !req
521. Yes, I was getting hammered.Copy !req
522. But, hey, it was college.Copy !req
523. - I have a question
for jim and pam.Copy !req
524. Everyone watching sees
how much you love each otherCopy !req
525. And how you're soul mates.Copy !req
526. So, pam,
how could you doubt thatCopy !req
527. When jim moved
to philadelphia?Copy !req
528. - Um, you know what, I actually
didn't handle that move, uh,Copy !req
529. Very gracefully,Copy !req
530. From not communicating
to being a little selfish.Copy !req
531. - Listen, um...Copy !req
532. I was scared, you know?Copy !req
533. I loved what I had,
and I didn't wanna risk it.Copy !req
534. And I think that maybe
I did doubt him a little too.Copy !req
535. Which was wrong,Copy !req
536. Because he's shown me
time and again.Copy !req
537. But when the documentary
started airing,Copy !req
538. People on the street told meCopy !req
539. That I had
this fairy-tale romance.Copy !req
540. But there were
a lot of times last yearCopy !req
541. When it did not feel
like a fairy tale.Copy !req
542. But then it got deeper,
and it got stronger,Copy !req
543. And now it's better
than a fairy tale.Copy !req
544. It's like a long book
that you never want to end.Copy !req
545. And you're fine with that,Copy !req
546. Because you just never, ever
wanna leave it.Copy !req
547. Aww.Copy !req
548. - Like harry potter.Copy !req
549. - Yeah, like harry potter.Copy !req
550. - I have a question
for erin.Copy !req
551. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
552. Um, the thing I found
most compellingCopy !req
553. About the documentary was your
search for your birth mother.Copy !req
554. - Thank you.Copy !req
555. - So my question is,
um, do—don't you hate her?Copy !req
556. I mean, I would just imagine
that you were so angry at herCopy !req
557. That you would hate her.Copy !req
558. - Maybe sometimes.Copy !req
559. But not like hate hate.Copy !req
560. More just like,
"mom, I hate you!"Copy !req
561. And then she would say,
"go to your room, young lady."Copy !req
562. And I'd stamp my foot
and run upstairs.Copy !req
563. And I have a room,
which is really cool.Copy !req
564. And then we'd just
have dinner together.Copy !req
565. But I don't know.
I'd have to meet her.Copy !req
566. thanks.Copy !req
567. - Erin...Copy !req
568. - Yes?Copy !req
569. - Um...Copy !req
570. Oh, erin...Copy !req
571. - Yes?
Is there a follow-up question?Copy !req
572. Mom?Copy !req
573. Aww.Copy !req
574. - Erin...Copy !req
575. Same question,
but about your dad?Copy !req
576. - Well, this feels like
a good place to stop.Copy !req
577. Let's thank all
of our wonderful panelistsCopy !req
578. For being here
on this wonderful panel today.Copy !req
579. Next week at
the scranton cultural center,Copy !req
580. Don't forget,
irish step dancing semifinals.Copy !req
581. Winning team
to mid-atlantic.Copy !req
582. - Right there, sir.
Baske- okay. Ifts?Copy !req
583. - Hi. I'm dakota.Copy !req
584. - Jeff bomondo.Copy !req
585. I sell ceramic tile
out of newark.Copy !req
586. - Nice.
- My wife's name is kathryn.Copy !req
587. I can show you
my social security card,Copy !req
588. If it helps.Copy !req
589. - Uck.Copy !req
590. Look at this mud.Copy !req
591. Can you imagine
if I had worn my jimmy choos?Copy !req
592. I just saved you
600 bucks, mister.Copy !req
593. - Thanks for helping out,
sweetie.Copy !req
594. - Mm.Copy !req
595. - Kelly.
You're here.Copy !req
596. - Hey, ryan!
- Hey.Copy !req
597. - Whose baby is this?
Oh, are you, like, a manny now?Copy !req
598. - No, this little guy
is mine.Copy !req
599. So I was dating this girl,
and one day,Copy !req
600. She went out
to get a new chargerCopy !req
601. For her e-cigarette.Copy !req
602. Never came back.Copy !req
603. Oldest story in the book.Copy !req
604. Say "hi," drake.Copy !req
605. - Drake is your baby's name?
- Yeah.Copy !req
606. - That is an amazing name.
I'm obsessed with drake.Copy !req
607. his last album,Copy !req
608. It just touched me
to pieces.Copy !req
609. - No, kelly,
he's not namedCopy !req
610. After a hip-hop artist
from 2011.Copy !req
611. It's drake,
like a mix of drew and blake.Copy !req
612. - Cool.Copy !req
613. - Well, he is so cute.
Ravi, check out this cute baby.Copy !req
614. I'm obsessed with him.
- Oh?Copy !req
615. - Ravi is a pediatrician.Copy !req
616. And some of his patients
are total uggos.Copy !req
617. - They're called premature,
sweetie.Copy !req
618. - Yeah.Copy !req
619. - It's good
to see you again, ryan.Copy !req
620. - Let me help you up.
- Thanks.Copy !req
621. - Ooh! Oh!
- Ow!Copy !req
622. - Oh, boy,
maybe your heels are too high.Copy !req
623. - No, my heels
aren't too high.Copy !req
624. It's because I spent
three hours in a car trunk.Copy !req
625. Thanks for not locking
the doorCopy !req
626. When I asked you to,
phyllis.Copy !req
627. - Ohh.Copy !req
628. Sorry, phyllis.
You didn't know.Copy !req
629. As long as I can get
to the altar.Copy !req
630. - Oh, I'm gonna get you
to that altar.Copy !req
631. You can take that
to the bank.Copy !req
632. - You ready?
- you kidding?Copy !req
633. I was born ready.Copy !req
634. - Dwight, dwight, dwight.Copy !req
635. Um...Copy !req
636. I don't know
how to tell you this, but...Copy !req
637. We have a little bit
of a problem.Copy !req
638. - Oh, no.
What?Copy !req
639. - The minister just told me
that it's traditionCopy !req
640. For the bestisch mensch
to be older than the groom.Copy !req
641. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
642. I've never heard
of such a thing.Copy !req
643. - I haven't heard of it,
obviously.Copy !req
644. But I'm out,Copy !req
645. Because I'm significantly
younger than you.Copy !req
646. - Not—significant
is a big word.Copy !req
647. - I think it's definitely—
well, okay.Copy !req
648. Either way—
- I think you're only a teeny—Copy !req
649. - Either way, dwight...Copy !req
650. I can't be there for you.Copy !req
651. I'm sorry.Copy !req
652. - Jim.Copy !req
653. - I just... Really wish
there was something I could do.Copy !req
654. michael.Copy !req
655. I can't believe you came.Copy !req
656. - That's what she said.Copy !req
657. - Best prank ever.Copy !req
658. - Yeah!Copy !req
659. - As is traditional
to the schrutes,Copy !req
660. The lovers are standing
in their own gravesCopy !req
661. As a reminder
that this is the only escapeCopy !req
662. From what
they are about to do.Copy !req
663. - See, I get what they're
trying to do,Copy !req
664. But why are the graves
so shallow?Copy !req
665. Ugh.Copy !req
666. - "arise, my love, my fair one,
and come away.Copy !req
667. "for lo,
the winter is passed.Copy !req
668. "the rain is over and gone.Copy !req
669. "the time of singing
has come,Copy !req
670. "and the voice
of the turtle doveCopy !req
671. "is heard in our land.Copy !req
672. "let me see your face.
Let me hear your voice.Copy !req
673. "for your voice is sweet,Copy !req
674. And your face is comely."Copy !req
675. - I now pronounce you
man and wife.Copy !req
676. - Bravo!
- Bravo!Copy !req
677. - Whoo!Copy !req
678. - Release the doves!Copy !req
679. Ooh!Copy !req
680. - Oh.Copy !req
681. That's—Copy !req
682. - Go.Copy !req
683. - That's not—Copy !req
684. - Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
685. Now, please take
your hay bales to the reception.Copy !req
686. They'll be used for seating.Copy !req
687. Complimentary hay hooks
are placed along the aisles.Copy !req
688. Just stab 'em on in there.Copy !req
689. - Agh!
- You get it?Copy !req
690. - Everybody.Copy !req
691. - See, now you don't owe me
anything.Copy !req
692. - Ravi?Copy !req
693. Ravi?Copy !req
694. Drake has a bit of a rash.Copy !req
695. And he's hot.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
696. - I was wondering,Copy !req
697. Could you maybe examine him
for a second?Copy !req
698. - Oh, yeah, you're not
feeling well, little guy?Copy !req
699. Okay, sure.
Should we go inside?Copy !req
700. - Actually,
could you go inside?Copy !req
701. I'm feeling
a little dehydrated.Copy !req
702. I could really use
a little break, have some water.Copy !req
703. - Are you sure
you don't wanna go in?Copy !req
704. - Ravi, just do it.
That baby is burning up.Copy !req
705. Isn't this, like,
what you live for?Copy !req
706. Just go, go!
- Thank you, ravi.Copy !req
707. Thank you so much.Copy !req
708. This is great for me
and for drake.Copy !req
709. Thank you.Copy !req
710. - I don't know, ryan.
Baby drake didn't look so good.Copy !req
711. - He'll be fine.
I let him suck on a strawberry.Copy !req
712. He's allergic,
but he'll get over it fast.Copy !req
713. I had to talk to you.Copy !req
714. - You gave your baby
an allergic reactionCopy !req
715. Just to talk to me?Copy !req
716. - Mm. Mmm.Copy !req
717. - Michael has so many pictures
of his kids,Copy !req
718. He had to get two phones
with two numbers,Copy !req
719. And he pays two bills.Copy !req
720. Oh, my gosh,
it's choreographed!Copy !req
721. He's just so happy
to have a family plan.Copy !req
722. - Where'd you learn
to dance like that?Copy !req
723. - I don't know.Copy !req
724. I've just always been
really good at dancing.Copy !req
725. - Is it me?Copy !req
726. Is it nellie?Copy !req
727. it's everything.Copy !req
728. - I missed you.Copy !req
729. - I missed you too.Copy !req
730. - Lots of people thinkCopy !req
731. That stanley hudson's
a mean old grump.Copy !req
732. But...Copy !req
733. Would a grump make this?Copy !req
734. It's me.Copy !req
735. It's me.Copy !req
736. - I love you.
- I love you too.Copy !req
737. - We're gonna be together
forever.Copy !req
738. - We're running off
into the sunset.Copy !req
739. - I finally mastered
commitment.Copy !req
740. - What was that stuff?Copy !req
741. - Hey, has anyone seen ryan...
Or kelly?Copy !req
742. - Ooh! Yes.Copy !req
743. Uh, they left together
a little while ago.Copy !req
744. Kelly was hoping
that you would keep the baby,Copy !req
745. So they can start
a new life together.Copy !req
746. - Oh, that's it.
Here.Copy !req
747. Call child services
and report an abandoned baby.Copy !req
748. We'll find a better parent
than ryan in no time.Copy !req
749. - Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
750. - Um, kevin?Copy !req
751. Oh, I can help you with that.
Yeah.Copy !req
752. I mean, I can find someone
who will—Copy !req
753. Who will love that...Copy !req
754. Beautiful little boy
the way he deserves.Copy !req
755. - Hey.
This is better.Copy !req
756. - Yes! It is.
- Hi.Copy !req
757. - Oh, yes.
- Hey.Copy !req
758. - Yes, it is.Copy !req
759. Oh, yes, it is!Copy !req
760. If ryan wants his baby back,Copy !req
761. Please tell him
where to find me.Copy !req
762. We'll be somewhere
in europe.Copy !req
763. Won't we?Copy !req
764. - I feel like
all my kids grew up,Copy !req
765. And then they married
each other.Copy !req
766. It's every parent's dream.Copy !req
767. - Thank you so much.
- Good night.Copy !req
768. - Good luck.
- Great. It was really fun.Copy !req
769. - Good evening.Copy !req
770. - The doc crew's throwing
a big after partyCopy !req
771. In the warehouse tonight.Copy !req
772. - Yeah, I heard.
It sounds kinda lame.Copy !req
773. No offense.
You going, toby?Copy !req
774. - Oh, I don't know.
I might turn in early.Copy !req
775. - It's only 6:00.Copy !req
776. Come on, everybody's going.
- You have to go, toby.Copy !req
777. - Yeah, come on, tobes.
- Come on, toby.Copy !req
778. - Come on!
- Yeah, I'll stop by.Copy !req
779. - there he is.Copy !req
780. I need to get out of this dress.
- I gotta get out of this dress.Copy !req
781. - Oh, I'm sorry, pam.Copy !req
782. - What's going on?Copy !req
783. why are you still here?Copy !req
784. - I'm so sorry.
They were an hour late.Copy !req
785. - No, really,
what's going on?Copy !req
786. - Okay, okay.
Um...Copy !req
787. So... This past year
has been really great,Copy !req
788. And you've been great,
and...Copy !req
789. I just—I know that you had
to make this choice,Copy !req
790. And you had to give
something up for me.Copy !req
791. But I never want you
to have to give up anything.Copy !req
792. I just thought if I could
get us an offer,Copy !req
793. Then there wouldn't be
anything standing in our way,Copy !req
794. And I could come to you
with this big jim gesture...Copy !req
795. And show you all at once
just how much I love you,Copy !req
796. And how much I really do
believe in your future.Copy !req
797. - Sorry, how long have you been
showing the house?Copy !req
798. - About two months.
- That's why it's so clean.Copy !req
799. - Yeah.Copy !req
800. - I mean, you were gonna do this
without me?Copy !req
801. - Well, you—you bought
the house without telling me,Copy !req
802. So I thought I could sell it
without telling you.Copy !req
803. - Oh... Okay.Copy !req
804. - Where would we go?Copy !req
805. - Austin? Maybe.Copy !req
806. - I promise you...Copy !req
807. You don't have to do this
for me.Copy !req
808. - I'm doing it for us.Copy !req
809. - Okay.
- The last—Copy !req
810. - We'll take it.
- Hold on one second.Copy !req
811. The last few months
have meant the world to me.Copy !req
812. And all I care about—
- hold on a second.Copy !req
813. Wait, what did you just say?Copy !req
814. - We wanna buy your house.Copy !req
815. - You wanna do this?
- I wanna do this.Copy !req
816. - You really wanna do this?
- I really wanna do this!Copy !req
817. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
818. - Hey, darryl.Copy !req
819. - What?Copy !req
820. - Yeah.Copy !req
821. - All right!Copy !req
822. - We're so excited.Copy !req
823. - Cool.Copy !req
824. - Oh, that's
for pbs executives only.Copy !req
825. - I had to pledge $50
to my local pbs stationCopy !req
826. Just to get this.Copy !req
827. - I think your ideas
are fantastic, oscar.Copy !req
828. I'd love to contribute
to your campaign.Copy !req
829. - Thank you, david.Copy !req
830. - Uh, could I please
have your attention?Copy !req
831. So a year ago,
I got my first art commissionCopy !req
832. To paint a mural
for dunder mifflin.Copy !req
833. And I decided to paint
the history of paper,Copy !req
834. Which was just some trees
and stuff.Copy !req
835. And then someone spray painted
a bunch of butts on it,Copy !req
836. And I had to start
from the beginning.Copy !req
837. But it all worked out
for the best,Copy !req
838. Because I think that
I've painted the perfect thing,Copy !req
839. Which is the history of us.Copy !req
840. All of us.Copy !req
841. And this is for you, jim.Copy !req
842. and go ahead!Copy !req
843. Everyone, let's take our picture
in front of the mural.Copy !req
844. Oh, um, I just—Copy !req
845. I kind of meant
just everybody from the office.Copy !req
846. - Very nice.Copy !req
847. Just a couple dozen more.Copy !req
848. Smiles, everybody,
smiles.Copy !req
849. All right, that's great.
I got enough.Copy !req
850. Thank you, everybody.Copy !req
851. - Let's go outside.
- Okay.Copy !req
852. - Yeah, we all need a drink.Copy !req
853. What the—Copy !req
854. There's only dandelion tea
and raisins in here.Copy !req
855. - Hey...
Bottom drawer.Copy !req
856. - Yes!Copy !req
857. - Oh, so...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
858. - Right.Copy !req
859. - Dunder mifflin,
this is pam.Copy !req
860. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
861. Jim halpert
doesn't work here anymore.Copy !req
862. I didn't watch
the whole documentary.Copy !req
863. After a few episodes,
it was too painful.Copy !req
864. I kept wanting to scream
at pam.Copy !req
865. It took me so long
to do so many important things.Copy !req
866. It's just hard to accept
that I spent so many yearsCopy !req
867. Being less happy
than I could've been.Copy !req
868. Jim was 5 feet
from my desk,Copy !req
869. And it took me four years
to get to him.Copy !req
870. It'd be great
if people saw this documentaryCopy !req
871. And learned from my mistakes.Copy !req
872. Not that I'm a tragic person.
I'm really happy now.Copy !req
873. But...Copy !req
874. It would just—
just make my heart soarCopy !req
875. If someone out there
saw thisCopy !req
876. And she said to herself,Copy !req
877. "be strong.Copy !req
878. "trust yourself,
love yourself.Copy !req
879. "conquer your fears.Copy !req
880. "just go
after what you want.Copy !req
881. And act fast, because life
just isn't that long."Copy !req
882. - If there is one thing
that I have learnedCopy !req
883. Through
this whole experience...Copy !req
884. it's that...Copy !req
885. If you film anybody
long enough,Copy !req
886. They're going to do
something stupid.Copy !req
887. it's only human natural.Copy !req
888. - Hey, guys.Copy !req
889. - Hi.
Hey!Copy !req
890. - What about the honeymoon?Copy !req
891. - Oh, the honeymoon
can wait till tomorrow.Copy !req
892. We wanted to hang out
with you guys.Copy !req
893. I mean, when are we all
going to be here together again?Copy !req
894. - Aw.Copy !req
895. J, p, and d.
The three amigos.Copy !req
896. Ah, it warms my heart.Copy !req
897. Hey, what do you say,Copy !req
898. When I get back
from our honeymoon,Copy !req
899. The three of us
have a conference room meetingCopy !req
900. Just for fun?Copy !req
901. What is that meaningful look?Copy !req
902. - You know what?
Maybe we should talk.Copy !req
903. - Hey, come here.
You guys need to see this.Copy !req
904. - What is it?Copy !req
905. - You're probably
sitting there wonderingCopy !req
906. What will be your mark,
what will you be known for?Copy !req
907. It might surprise you
to learn—Copy !req
908. - I finally feel ready.
Athlead is growing.Copy !req
909. - Athleap.Copy !req
910. - And jim can jump back in
without skipping a beat.Copy !req
911. We'll come back to visit.Copy !req
912. But I think it's time
for us to officially—Copy !req
913. - No, don't say it.
You're fired!Copy !req
914. You're both fired!
- Dwight, come on.Copy !req
915. Don't end on a bad note.Copy !req
916. - Don't be an idiot.
It's for the severance.Copy !req
917. The best that I can doCopy !req
918. Is one month for every year
you've been here.Copy !req
919. That's the max.Copy !req
920. - Thanks, dwight.Copy !req
921. - Hey, and if you're ever
in austin—Copy !req
922. - Whoa. Right.
For what, the art?Copy !req
923. The music?
The incredible nightlife?Copy !req
924. No, thank you.Copy !req
925. But if you're ever
in the area,Copy !req
926. You'll always have
a place to stay.Copy !req
927. In my barn.Copy !req
928. - There it is.Copy !req
929. - Do I get along
with my co-workers?Copy !req
930. Well, first of all,
I don't have co-workers anymore.Copy !req
931. I have subordinates.Copy !req
932. So...Copy !req
933. Have I gotten along
with my subordinates?Copy !req
934. Let's see.Copy !req
935. My supplier relations rep,
meredith palmer,Copy !req
936. Is the only person I know who
knows how to properly head bangCopy !req
937. To motorhead.Copy !req
938. Oscar martinez, my accountant,
is now godfather to my son.Copy !req
939. Angela schrute,
my former accountant,Copy !req
940. Is now my wife.Copy !req
941. My top salesman jim halpert
was best man at my wedding.Copy !req
942. And office administrator
pamela beesly halpertCopy !req
943. Is my best friend.Copy !req
944. So...Copy !req
945. Yes.Copy !req
946. I'd say I have gotten along
with my subordinates.Copy !req
947. - You might
feel sorry for me.Copy !req
948. But I actually
feel sorry for you.Copy !req
949. Because you're about
to leave cornell.Copy !req
950. So say it with me.Copy !req
951. Oh, I can so
just sit here and cry.Copy !req
952. - Oh, yes!Copy !req
953. - You did good.
Real good.Copy !req
954. - Thanks, dad—
darryl.Copy !req
955. I spent so much of my time
here at dunder mifflinCopy !req
956. Thinking about my old pals,Copy !req
957. My college a cappella group.Copy !req
958. The weird thing is...Copy !req
959. Now, I'm exactly
where I wanna be.Copy !req
960. I got my dream job
at cornell,Copy !req
961. And I'm still just thinking
about my old pals.Copy !req
962. Only now they're the ones
I made here.Copy !req
963. I wish there was a way to know
you're in the good old daysCopy !req
964. Before you've actually
left them.Copy !req
965. Someone should write a song
about that.Copy !req
966. - You take something ordinary,
like a piece of paper.Copy !req
967. It's not much.Copy !req
968. But if you see itCopy !req
969. In the right way—Copy !req
970. And that's what you did
with this documentary.Copy !req
971. But seriously, you made
a nine-year documentary,Copy !req
972. And you couldn't once
show me doing my origami.Copy !req
973. Uh—
ohh!Copy !req
974. - Imagine going back
and watching a tapeCopy !req
975. Of your life.Copy !req
976. You could see yourself...Copy !req
977. Change and make mistakes...Copy !req
978. And grow up.Copy !req
979. You could watch yourself
fall in love,Copy !req
980. Watch yourself
become a husband...Copy !req
981. Become a father.Copy !req
982. You guys gave that to me.Copy !req
983. And that's
an amazing gift.Copy !req
984. - Hey, jim, remember flonkerton
when you did office olympics?Copy !req
985. It was awesome.
- Thanks, phyl.Copy !req
986. - I still have my medal
from that.Copy !req
987. - Do you even have
a mattress?Copy !req
988. - No, but I still have my medal
from that.Copy !req
989. - Oscar.Copy !req
990. Oscar.Copy !req
991. I think I'm gay.Copy !req
992. - Why do you say that?Copy !req
993. It's just that
I'm so emotional.Copy !req
994. - Yeah, but you're not gay.
You're not gay.Copy !req
995. - No, but maybe the reason—
- you're not gay.Copy !req
996. - How did you do it?Copy !req
997. How did you capture
what it was really like?Copy !req
998. How we felt and how we made
each other laughCopy !req
999. And how we got
through the day?Copy !req
1000. How did you do it?Copy !req
1001. Also, how do cameras work?Copy !req
1002. - Every day
when I came into work,Copy !req
1003. All I wanted to do
was leave.Copy !req
1004. So why in the world does it feel
so hard to leave right now?Copy !req
1005. - It all seems
so very arbitrary.Copy !req
1006. I applied for a job
at this companyCopy !req
1007. Because they were hiring.Copy !req
1008. I took a desk at the backCopy !req
1009. Because it was empty.Copy !req
1010. But...Copy !req
1011. No matter how you get there
or where you end up,Copy !req
1012. Human beings have
this miraculous giftCopy !req
1013. To make that place home.Copy !req
1014. Let's do this.Copy !req
1015. - I just feel lucky
that I got a chance to shareCopy !req
1016. My crummy story
with anyone out thereCopy !req
1017. Who thinks
they're the only oneCopy !req
1018. To take a dump
in a paper shredder.Copy !req
1019. You're not alone, sister.Copy !req
1020. Let's get a beer sometime.Copy !req
1021. - I'm happy
that this was all filmed,Copy !req
1022. So I can remember everyone
and what we did.Copy !req
1023. I worked for a paper company
all these years,Copy !req
1024. And I never wrote
anything down.Copy !req
1025. - That was so much fun.Copy !req
1026. - Bye, kev!Copy !req
1027. - I sold paper at this company
for 12 years.Copy !req
1028. My job was to speak
to clients on the phoneCopy !req
1029. About quantities
and types of copier paper.Copy !req
1030. Even if I didn't love
every minute of it,Copy !req
1031. Everything I have,
I owe to this job.Copy !req
1032. This stupid...Copy !req
1033. Wonderful...Copy !req
1034. Boring...Copy !req
1035. Amazing job.Copy !req
1036. - I thought it was weird
when you picked usCopy !req
1037. To make a documentary.Copy !req
1038. But all in all...Copy !req
1039. I think an ordinary paper
company like dunder mifflinCopy !req
1040. Was a great subject
for a documentary.Copy !req
1041. There's a lot of beauty
in ordinary things.Copy !req
1042. Isn't that
kind of the point?Copy !req