1. Back orders
and you never
called them
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2. Can you believe this?
There's a dog
in the car.
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in a parked car!
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4. Snowboarder, it figures
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5. Do snowboarders
hate animals?
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didn't leave his weed
in the car
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because this is
incredibly dangerous.
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that hot out
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is like a toaster oven.
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the driver's been gone
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in direct sunlight
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12. So what, Andy?
You want to just
let him die, you scumbag?
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13. Here, I'm going
to get in my car
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I will honk
the horn three times
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save the dog
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you know what?
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something to drink
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at least aim it
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21. There you go
Here, doggy.
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Come here
doggy, come on.
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cloud cover.
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24. Don't try to get in
on it now, Michael Vick
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25. Hey, hey, hey
Vick did his time
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long enough. He's lost
his right to a window.
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Get back
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What... No, hey
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30. Yeah
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for good measure.
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33. Yeah
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to take the dog?
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take the dog?
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the window and runs away?
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going to start...
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This is kind of your deal.
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that should do it
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44. Yeah, it's good.
It'll work
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Bye, doggy
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Like, what did
they each win?
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be over $100,000.
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50. Yeah, before taxes
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a lot of money
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the lottery yesterday.
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can focus.
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on my shoulders.
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everyone to get back to work
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to tell Darryl to hire
a new warehouse crew
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to say those things.
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62. Justine.
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63. Nice surprise.
How you doing, baby?
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I didn't win
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I stopped...
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67. Yeah, Glenn won
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Yeah, you should call him
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That would be
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in your old phone
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72. Oh, you know what?
I might have it right
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in the warehouse, I was
part of that lotto pool.
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is the group dynamic
of six people
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end well, right?
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80. Yeah
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at least one suicide
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At least
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I'd do with all that money
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with all that money
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Let's buy expensive
bathrobes and hug.'
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buy a big piece
of land in Maine
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work in town.
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bike to or kayak to.
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at the kayak shop
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at the bike shop.
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would you hacky sack
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with your wife and kids?
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93. Whoa, Saucy
I thought you
liked Maine.
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a townhouse in Soho
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but okay
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I'd walk out onto my terrace
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the inspiration of the city
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ideas for my painting
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handsome husband
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would be me.
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a flavored coffee
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103. Stop. I'm a barista
in your fantasy?
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104. Well, in your fantasy
we're Stephen King
characters
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105. I don't know
about Stephen King
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Get a divorce
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keep working
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I guess I would take
like, $1 a year.
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come in till noon
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110. And I wouldn't do anything
I didn't want to do
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111. I mean, I'm getting paid
$1 a year, okay?
You can chill
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112. Are you kidding me?
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113. Guys, if I have to ask you
to get back to work
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115. To down here, like Mr. T
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116. And this would get
seriously annoying
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117. I feel sympathy for the jerks
who have to listen
to this all day
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the new warehouse guys?
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new guys?
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their way over?
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that has to go out by 5:00
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e-mail till lunch
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time-sensitive
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131. I got it. I'm doing it
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132. Andy, this is a seriously
big order. I can't
lose this client.
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133. All right, well
until we have a new crew
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for warehouse duty
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135. Who's in?
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don't need me up here
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No, we don't.
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to help her?
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Are you volunteering?
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to be at 100%
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in this office,
I guess I should
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so not... Oh, God
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148. False. Andy,
I will volunteer
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149. Great
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150. And Kevin
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151. Good old Kevin.
He'll do anything
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152. Well, guess what?
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153. I will not do
a good job.
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154. Thank you
Sure.
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155. Wait, wait.
What's this?
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156. Oh, sorry
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157. I thought it was a
guess-your-baby's-birth-weight
pool.
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158. It says "lotto pool'
right on top.
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159. Yeah, and I said sorry
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160. Oh, come on
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161. You really think
I'm going to have
a 14-pound baby?
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162. When did I get so fat?
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163. You look awesome
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164. I didn't hire anyone,
if that's why you're here
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in the process?
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of applicants here
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look at it,
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hire some of them.
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169. So I say we're
in the early stages
of the process.
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170. Did you go out celebrating
with the guys last night?
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171. They guys did
invite me out
to celebrate,
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172. but I decided
to just stay home
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173. Eat a bunch of tacos
in my basement
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174. You do have
a fantastic basement
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175. I did
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176. I did have
a fantastic basement
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177. Now it smells
like tacos.
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178. You can't air out
a basement
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179. And taco air is heavy
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180. It settles
at the lowest point
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181. Right. Um
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182. Well, how about we take
a look at some applications?
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in green ink.
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184. That's pretty cool
Check it out.
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There he is
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187. That is not Darryl
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188. I don't know where Darryl is
I suspect, probably,
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189. our Darryl is inside
of Fat Darryl.
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190. Okay, 300 boxes
of 20-pound white
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191. That's 75 boxes per person
So, that's not so bad.
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192. Negative
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193. Three hundred boxes for me
zero for you chumps
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198. Yup
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199. Welcome, everybody
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200. My name is Andy,
and this is
my other brother, Darryl
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201. What? No Newhart fans?
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203. Darryl, how do we usually
kick these things off?
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204. You mean, what did we do
the last time the warehouse
won the lottery?
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205. Your old crew
won the lottery?
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206. Does anyone have experience
shelving, storing
keeping track...
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207. What do we use?
The Dewey Decimal System?
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208. Wait, wait.
So, all the
old guys quit?
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209. Oh, yeah
Well
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210. One of them, Glenn
is starting one
of those fat camps
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211. where he steals your kid
in the middle of the night
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212. Madge and a couple
other guys might start
a strip club.
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214. And Hide is investing
in an energy drink
for Asian homosexuals
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give us a minute?
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216. But stay close
You're all doing great
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or if there's any donuts out
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219. You know
they're for everybody
so people get fussy
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220. You know what?
Just have a donut
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221. Do you want to talk about this
not-winning-the-lottery thing?
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'Cause you keep
talking about it, so
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I'm here.
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warehouse workers
Good, great.
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226. Then, can you say things
that aren't, like, a huge
bummer to everybody?
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227. 'Cause the more I talk
the more they're
going to realize
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what I'm talking about
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230. We need you, okay?
Okay
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Yeah
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proven to add more power
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238. I didn't feel anything
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239. All right, thank you
for coming back in again.
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240. Now, we're going
to ask you a few questions
Darryl, you have the floor.
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to work here?
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246. Don't just take
the first job
that comes your way
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247. 'Cause next thing you know
it's 10 years later,
and you're still there
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248. You could write
your obituary tomorrow
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249. It's not going
to change.
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250. Are we scaring
them straight?
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252. Think about
this carefully
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than this one.
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254. I've never been lucky
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255. And I'm not talking
about the lottery
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256. I'm talking about
stuff like developing
a soy allergy at 35.
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257. Who gets a soy allergy at /5?
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258. And why is soy in everything?
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259. Nice, right back
where I like you
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260. Can you make 10 copies
of this for me?
No
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261. Why not? What
are you doing?
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262. Buying lottery
tickets online
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263. Everyone wants to be rich
but nobody wants
to work for it
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264. You came in
at 10:30 today, right?
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do this myself
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266. Is everyone licensed?
Like a driver's license?
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267. No, warehouse license
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268. Masters in
warehouse sciences?
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about a license of some kind
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No. Not joking.
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what is happening
right now
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273. Okay, I'm not
going to make it
I'm turning back
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274. There's gotta be
a better way to do this
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275. This is literally how
they built the pyramids
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276. Well, they whipped people
which was helpful.
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277. But you're right.
We should be able
to find a more efficient way
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278. of moving boxes
than Madge or Hide
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279. Yeah
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280. Not that they're
not smart people
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281. No, no, very smart
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282. Theirs is
more of a physical
intelligence
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or elephants.
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my sisters used
to butter me up
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across the linoleum floor
of the kitchen.
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288. It really made
them laugh.
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and have fun.
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doesn't apply
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295. You need
to drop it, okay?
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296. They hate it
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297. I like it a lot
but they hate it
so drop it.
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298. Does anyone get distracted
easily by bubble wrap?
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299. You'll be dealing with
lots of bubble wrap,
obviously. Um...
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300. How much longer
is this going to take?
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302. No, because
they all left.
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they left?
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304. I mean, after you bailed
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305. I got confused
and frankly,
a little weird
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306. And the stuff that you said
certainly didn't help
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307. Then I think you
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308. What are you talking about?
I'm not going to fire you
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of my misery.
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310. Okay, this is weird.
I don't get the joke
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316. "I'm going to say something
really weird, try and figure
out what it means."
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what you're
talking about
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and hire some people
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that you eventually
start feeling better."
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what he and I mean
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could work in the warehouse?
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326. Come on, Oscar
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in all of Scranton?
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328. Like your wildest
fantasy guy?
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330. Definition
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331. Bruce Kenward.
He hangs out
at Planet Fitness
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or is he really strong?
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333. Oh, he's plenty strong
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out at Gold's Gym
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336. And then it was between
Bruce and this guy, Dean
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337. But Dean got fixated
on his calves,
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went to hell.
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341. after we win the lottery
we take our winnings...
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343. And we move
to the South of France
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344. See... No, there's plenty
of bicycling for you.
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where they do
the Tour de France
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why I'm compromising
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it's Maine, and you love it
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350. Because I'm never going
to act like that,
even in your fantasy
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351. Nope, you're doing
a great job of it
in my fantasy right now
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352. Hey, idiot, what did
Erin want again?
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353. A hot chocolate tea
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354. Gideon, you are
a PhD candidate
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355. studying America's
diminishing blue-collar
workforce?
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356. North America
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357. And "diminishing" is a little
reductive, but, sure
that's the headline version
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359. Well, it will bring
a fresh, new perspective
to the warehouse.
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360. FYI, Wednesday through Friday
I have a pretty full
teaching schedule.
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361. Oh, cool
We'll figure
that out.
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have a hearing problem
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364. But sometimes, when there's
a lot of noises occurring
at the same time
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365. I'll hear them
as one big jumble
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366. Again, it's not
that I can't hear
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368. Um, I just can't distinguish
between everything
I'm hearing.
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371. coolest tank top
I have ever seen.
Where did you get that?
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372. Made it.
So cool
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373. What a cross section
we have here.
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374. It's what I love
about interviewing
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all these people
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376. I wouldn't ordinarily
meet, or know
or even talk to.
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The Postman...
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Kevin Costner, yeah
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that you thought
it was a great idea.
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it was a great idea
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384. So it's not
the dumbest idea
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greatest one...
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386. But the fact remains,
we gotta move these boxes.
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not going to carry them.
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388. So sadly, it's the best
idea on the table.
Exactly.
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ready to get this...
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Is he okay?
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393. Would you just
fire me, man?
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394. Hey, why?
Because you didn't
win the lottery?
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to make you happy?
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me happy? Huh?
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Give me your job.
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I'll do it better
than you
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I deserve it
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God knows why.
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and will not understand
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Everyone said it was mine
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or fire me.
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to give you my job
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I earned it!
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406. And here's the thing
You weren't even
next in line.
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I saw your file
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of being short
with people
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your buddy,
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in the warehouse
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411. He was under-qualified
They saw that.
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this to Andy
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probably know
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a hearing problem
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a lot of noises...
Nate. Please.
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business education
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classes under Deangelo
What happened to that?
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421. He didn't die,
his brain died
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422. And my brain is still
very much alive
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423. And I'd be happy
to give you
business classes
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424. How come you haven't
asked me about it?
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What was the last
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anything to do with you
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because of my daughter
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for a softball clinic
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cooking class.
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431. Hey, I'm not going to tell you
this stuff if you're going
to throw it back in my face!
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432. Hey, here's the thing
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433. Jo saw something in you
She loved you.
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434. She gave you a shot
and then you
stopped pushing.
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435. She noticed
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436. Okay
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437. Okay, what?
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438. Okay, don't fire me
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439. Okay
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440. My future's not going
to be determined by seven
little white lotto balls.
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441. It's going to be determined
by two big black balls.
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442. I control my destiny
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443. I do
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444. I'll put some
guys on tonight
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445. The best of your bunch
and my bunch
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446. I'll tell you now, though
it's going to be mostly
my bunch
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447. Yeah, that makes sense
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448. Okay, good
All right.
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449. Are they here?
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450. What is going on?
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451. Oh, hey, guys
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452. Why is the forklift
in the wall?
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453. Why is
the truck empty?
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454. It's not totally empty
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455. Is that grease
on my floor?
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456. Okay
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457. I can see why you're angry.
You're coming into this cold
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458. But believe me
a lot of thought
went into this.
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459. And did your brains
tell you to ruin these
boxes with grease?
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460. Okay, Darryl
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461. Listen, and then
you will understand
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462. The boxes were ruined
during our first
trial testing.
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463. So now, it's cool
'cause we found
another use for them
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464. Okay, all right
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465. That's... Look, all we were
trying to do is we thought
we could come up
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466. with a more efficient
way to do things.
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467. And?
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468. And we did.
I don't know
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469. Jim, tell them
what it's called
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470. That's all right
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471. No, Jim, tell them
what the name is
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472. Doesn't matter
what the name is
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473. Señor Loadenstein
that's stupid.
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474. Señor Loadenstein
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475. Tell them why
it's called that, Jim
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476. That's okay, we're good
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477. No, Jim, tell us why
it's called señor
Loadenstein
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478. Porque es muy rápido.
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479. Okay, you know what?
It's been a real busy day.
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480. What do you say
we put all this away?
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481. Let me see it
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482. It's in beta testing
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483. Let me see it
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484. Get the thing, go
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485. Lube it up.
Kevin, start mopping
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486. Uno, dos, tres.
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487. Yeah. I lost my client
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488. I already won the lottery
I was born in
the US of A, baby
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489. And as backup,
I have a Swiss passport
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490. I would spend
a lot of time
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491. launching my
true crime podcast
"The Flenderson Files.'
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492. Duh-buh-bum
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493. Flenderson Files
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494. We came
to an agreement
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495. We're going to live
in a stunning
pre-war brownstone
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496. at the top of a mountain
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497. Right, it's city
and country combined
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498. Just a subway stop away
are the best museums
in the world.
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499. And I can fish right
from the window
of Pam's pottery studio
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500. We can chat
any time we want
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501. Just like now
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502. It's too bad the schools
are terrible, but what are you
going to do about that?
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503. What are you
going to do?
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