1. What about this one?Copy !req
2. It's kind a bad ass, right?Copy !req
3. I don't know...Copy !req
4. That's not yours.Copy !req
5. and didn't seem to realize that
wasn't his hot coffee,Copy !req
6. so the question has to be asked...Copy !req
7. Is there no limit to
what he won't notice?Copy !req
8. Handbag.Copy !req
9. Hmm, thank you.Copy !req
10. Okay.Copy !req
11. All right, everybody.
Take a seat.Copy !req
12. As you may have heard,
our branch on the planet JupiterCopy !req
13. Is up 8,000% in sales.Copy !req
14. Hold up.
That clock is slow.Copy !req
15. It is 5:00.Copy !req
16. I will see you all tomorrow.Copy !req
17. Bye, Stanley.
Love you.Copy !req
18. So long, Stanley.Copy !req
19. Good night, everybody.Copy !req
20. So what kind of statementCopy !req
21. Are you making with
that costume, Kevin?Copy !req
22. Well, the statement
that I'm making, Oscar,Copy !req
23. Is I kind of look
like Michael Moore.Copy !req
24. - Dunder-Mifflin,
the is Erin.Copy !req
25. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
26. How can I haunt you today?Copy !req
27. A lot of people are reallyCopy !req
28. Getting into Halloween
this year.Copy !req
29. Six seconds, MacGruber!Copy !req
30. Pam's got a lot of fun stuff
planned...Copy !req
31. two seconds, MacGruber!Copy !req
32. Including a costume contest
and bobbing for applesCopy !req
33. And a Ouija board.Copy !req
34. Oh, boom!
Ohh, explosion!Copy !req
35. MacGruber!Copy !req
36. People are really into
the costume contest this year.Copy !req
37. Might have something
to do with the prize.Copy !req
38. Maybe you've heard of it.Copy !req
39. The 2011 Scranton/Wilkes-barre
coupon book,Copy !req
40. Worth over $15,000 in savings.Copy !req
41. Stop.Copy !req
42. Too late.Copy !req
43. If I was the real
Scranton strangler,Copy !req
44. You'd be so strangled by now.Copy !req
45. And if you're out there,
strangler,Copy !req
46. You will get caught.Copy !req
47. By me.Copy !req
48. Sounds like someone's
really trying to convince usCopy !req
49. That he's not
the Scranton strangler.Copy !req
50. To my chickens,
I'm the Scranton strangler.Copy !req
51. Oh-ho.
That's very funny.Copy !req
52. Looks like someone
decided to dress upCopy !req
53. As ol' Dwight Schrute's mom.Copy !req
54. - What?
- You're only 1/3 as beautifulCopy !req
55. And about half her height.Copy !req
56. I am supposed to be olive oil.Copy !req
57. And it makes more sense when
I'm standing next to Popeye,Copy !req
58. But Jim doesn't want
to put his costume on.Copy !req
59. I am Popeye.Copy !req
60. I've never really been
a costume guy.Copy !req
61. Even when I was a kid,
it just felt like somethingCopy !req
62. I was too old for, heh.Copy !req
63. And then, this morning,Copy !req
64. Pam hands me
this little number.Copy !req
65. No.Copy !req
66. - In case you can't read
my-my-my poker face...Copy !req
67. We will be reviewing
our sales policies.Copy !req
68. I have ten seconds
to explain themCopy !req
69. Or this whole place blows up.Copy !req
70. MacGruber!Copy !req
71. Lame.Copy !req
72. Why don't witches wear panties?Copy !req
73. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
74. Because they need
to grip the broom.Copy !req
75. - Oh! Who likes to water-ski
on Lake Erie?Copy !req
76. No, what...Copy !req
77. Where does Dracula
like to water ski?Copy !req
78. Lake Erie.Copy !req
79. When our warehouse workers
make deliveries,Copy !req
80. They're gonna be
encouraged to offer clientsCopy !req
81. Extra products.Copy !req
82. And then they will split
those commissions with sales.Copy !req
83. Wait, so drivers are gonna
be able to sell paperCopy !req
84. On the road?
That is correct.Copy !req
85. - Has anyone started
calling you Gabe-wad yet?Copy !req
86. Not here, no.Copy !req
87. - Gabe-wad.Copy !req
88. Okay, guys, fun is fun, but...Copy !req
89. Blacula.Copy !req
90. Dracula.Copy !req
91. Oh, so...Copy !req
92. I almost forgot.Copy !req
93. You'll find this hilarious.Copy !req
94. Apparently, corporate
is going to haveCopy !req
95. Drivers sell paper
on their routes now.Copy !req
96. That's like exactly sort of
the idea that you had.Copy !req
97. Yes, I do remember saying
something like that to you.Copy !req
98. Yeah.Copy !req
99. I'm sorry.Copy !req
100. I blew this.Copy !req
101. You should have gotten
credit for that, man.Copy !req
102. I'm just glad we're
gonna try it out.Copy !req
103. Really? We're good?Copy !req
104. We're cool.Copy !req
105. Okay.Copy !req
106. Okay.
What's that in your shirt?Copy !req
107. Oh, that's a ream of paper.Copy !req
108. Thought you might hit me.Copy !req
109. Darryl Philbin
is the greatest guyCopy !req
110. In the world.Copy !req
111. And you know what I'd like?Copy !req
112. I would like to have
all the racistsCopy !req
113. Brought togetherCopy !req
114. And take Darryl Philbin
out to lunch.Copy !req
115. Just to see
what they're missing.Copy !req
116. It's a great stick, right?Copy !req
117. It's really good.
Classic.Copy !req
118. I feel like you might
win the whole thing with that.Copy !req
119. Thanks.Copy !req
120. Everyone realizes
this coupon bookCopy !req
121. Is not actually worth
$15,000, right?Copy !req
122. You'd have to spend $200,000
on crap you don't even needCopy !req
123. To get $15,000 worth
of benefits.Copy !req
124. Heh, I'm not the only one
who sees this, right?Copy !req
125. No.Copy !req
126. - No, it...
- no.Copy !req
127. I get that.
I get that.Copy !req
128. Um, excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
129. I want to invite you all
to the Halloween partyCopy !req
130. I'm having at my bar.Copy !req
131. You own a bar?Copy !req
132. Public school at exit 11?Copy !req
133. That's a great... Name.Copy !req
134. You're hilarious.Copy !req
135. A-plus.Copy !req
136. So... You're all
on the list.Copy !req
137. - Hey, man, can I get
a plus-five?Copy !req
138. It's all guys.Copy !req
139. Hey, what's the crowd
like, Danny?Copy !req
140. Our age?Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. I don't
think that she would leave JimCopy !req
143. For Danny.Copy !req
144. I don't know.
They're both handsome.Copy !req
145. Pam is gonna choose
whoever has a scentCopy !req
146. Most like that of her father.Copy !req
147. Does anyone remember
what her dad smelled like?Copy !req
148. - I think he...
- hey, hey, gang, quiet.Copy !req
149. Here she comes.Copy !req
150. Did you hear about
that Danny guy?Copy !req
151. Heard he used to date Pam.Copy !req
152. So, four years ago,Copy !req
153. When I was in Stanford,
ConnecticutCopy !req
154. And dating someone else...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
155. Pam went on two dates
with Danny.Copy !req
156. Which was obviouslyCopy !req
157. The greatest love story
ever told,Copy !req
158. Given how much people are
walking on eggshells around us.Copy !req
159. We were basically
Romeo and Juliet.Copy !req
160. - That's right.
- Except where JulietCopy !req
161. Doesn't have that great a time,Copy !req
162. And Romeo doesn't call back
after two dates.Copy !req
163. Yikes.Copy !req
164. But I've learned to love again.Copy !req
165. He's a cartoon sailor.
no.Copy !req
166. And he looks so handsome
in his uniform.Copy !req
167. Please.
No, I'm not gonna... no.Copy !req
168. Tuna.Copy !req
169. Tuna.Copy !req
170. If you want us
to skip this party...Copy !req
171. I don't care.Copy !req
172. I am never gonna forgetCopy !req
173. What Danny did to Pam.Copy !req
174. I forget nothing.Copy !req
175. I'm like an elephant
in that way.Copy !req
176. You know what eleph...
buh... this...Copy !req
177. This sucks for Jim, right?Copy !req
178. But it also sucks for us,Copy !req
179. Because we don't get invited
to a ton of Halloween parties.Copy !req
180. Yeah, and, like,
everyone's gonna be there.Copy !req
181. Stanley, Phyllis, Angela,Copy !req
182. Darryl, creed's a maybe.Copy !req
183. Creed's going?Copy !req
184. Madge from the warehouseCopy !req
185. Just made her first sale.Copy !req
186. Madge.Copy !req
187. We should have been doing this
a long time ago.Copy !req
188. Erin, would you please
do me a solid...Copy !req
189. And get Darryl Philbin
on the speakerphone.Copy !req
190. Hello.Copy !req
191. Hi, Darryl.
Come out here, please.Copy !req
192. I'm good.Copy !req
193. You need to stop being so shy.Copy !req
194. Come out here and embrace
who you really are,Copy !req
195. Superstar.Copy !req
196. This is embarrassing, Michael.Copy !req
197. Yeah, I bet it is.Copy !req
198. If you're gonna do your job
well here...Copy !req
199. You gotta get used
to being embarrassed.Copy !req
200. Let me put my shoes on.Copy !req
201. Um, hit
the speakerphone button.Copy !req
202. The speakerphone button?Copy !req
203. Same button as you hit before.Copy !req
204. Or sit on it.Copy !req
205. This whole delivery/sales idea,Copy !req
206. You know whose that was?Copy !req
207. That was Darryl Philbin's.Copy !req
208. He thought of that way before
the corporate fat suits.Copy !req
209. So what happened?Copy !req
210. I got in the way.
I said no.Copy !req
211. And it just stopped.Copy !req
212. But then, corporate
comes up with this idea.Copy !req
213. But you know what?Copy !req
214. They need to know
that it was yours.Copy !req
215. And I don't care
if I take a bullet,Copy !req
216. We're going to call them.Copy !req
217. We're going to put them
on speakerphone right now.Copy !req
218. And we are going
to straighten this out.Copy !req
219. Screw corporate.Copy !req
220. They probably stole
the idea anyway.Copy !req
221. Corporate stole nothing.Copy !req
222. Okay? Darryl brought
this idea to me,Copy !req
223. And then I told them,
giving Darryl full credit.Copy !req
224. So no need
to "screw corporate."Copy !req
225. Everyone, let's give Darryl
a round of applauseCopy !req
226. As planned.Copy !req
227. I'm a little peeved
at Darryl right now.Copy !req
228. He went to Gabe
behind your back.Copy !req
229. No, he didn't
go behind my back,Copy !req
230. He went over my head.Copy !req
231. He went over your head
to go behind your back.Copy !req
232. What is taking someone
from behind?Copy !req
233. No, shh, Michael, listen.
This cannot stand.Copy !req
234. We can't have workers
going straight to corporate.Copy !req
235. It makes your job superfluous.Copy !req
236. It was a good idea, though.Copy !req
237. Yeah, here's another good idea.Copy !req
238. Corporate chain of command.Copy !req
239. We need to strangle
Darryl's idea.Copy !req
240. - Hey, Danny.
- Hey.Copy !req
241. I'm really sorry,Copy !req
242. But we can't come
to your party tonight.Copy !req
243. Ah, I was looking forwardCopy !req
244. To throwing some darts
with you guys.Copy !req
245. - Well...
- Okay, well, then,Copy !req
246. Maybe we could do it...Copy !req
247. Like next Halloween.Copy !req
248. - Oh, for sure.
- We're just, like,Copy !req
249. Totally caught
in the middle here.Copy !req
250. What are you talking about?Copy !req
251. Well, Jim and Pam basically
begged us not to go.Copy !req
252. Jim and Pam really
don't want you to go?Copy !req
253. They're really upsetCopy !req
254. About the whole
Danny situation.Copy !req
255. I'll talk to them.Copy !req
256. Yeah, but just don't tell themCopy !req
257. That we said anything to you.Copy !req
258. Okay?
Okay.Copy !req
259. Or you're dead.Copy !req
260. Okay.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. Kelly.Copy !req
263. Great costume.Copy !req
264. - Thanks.
- Oh...Copy !req
265. Kelly! You cannot
change costumesCopy !req
266. In the middle of the day!Copy !req
267. Pam, she's out.Copy !req
268. Um, if I'm out,Copy !req
269. I'm gonna Sue
this entire companyCopy !req
270. For discrimination!Copy !req
271. Guys, you're arguing over
a 1 in 16 chance.Copy !req
272. Over a prize worth...
40 bucks.Copy !req
273. Um, 15,000 bucks, Oscar.Copy !req
274. Yeah, shut it, Oscar.
Pam.Copy !req
275. This is an amazing prize.Copy !req
276. I mean, I don't even want
to give Pam a complimentCopy !req
277. 'cause she's so blech.Copy !req
278. But she did a good job.Copy !req
279. I really want that coupon book.Copy !req
280. Garbage magnet.
Garbage magnet.Copy !req
281. God, magnets
are interesting enough.Copy !req
282. You don't need to tart 'em up
with some design.Copy !req
283. I can't believe
this doesn't make you mad.Copy !req
284. What the hell
are they talking about?Copy !req
285. Hmm, Kevin and Gabe.Copy !req
286. Probably about the extremes of
the human physique.Copy !req
287. Do you think Kevin
is going over my head?Copy !req
288. I don't... oh, my God.Copy !req
289. Okay, all right!
All right!Copy !req
290. All right, you know what?Copy !req
291. That's inappropriate, Kevin.Copy !req
292. I am your boss, and if you
have something to say,Copy !req
293. It goes through me,Copy !req
294. And then I take it to Gabe.Copy !req
295. Chain of command.
Do you understand?Copy !req
296. - I am so sorry.
- Oh, you're sorry?Copy !req
297. - I just thought...
- what did you just thought?Copy !req
298. Well, Gabe asked me
if there were any really coolCopy !req
299. Lady gaga moves that
he could do for the catwalk,Copy !req
300. And so then I told...
All right.Copy !req
301. I told him that there
was this one cool moveCopy !req
302. Where she powers down
like a robot.Copy !req
303. Okay.Copy !req
304. Okay? But I'm so sorry
that I didn't tell you first.Copy !req
305. Well,
don't let it happen again.Copy !req
306. You think that I
would let this happen again?Copy !req
307. No way, Jose!Copy !req
308. I'm...Copy !req
309. you, Gabe.Copy !req
310. Okay.Copy !req
311. Can you imagine?
It's just crazy.Copy !req
312. That is crazy.Copy !req
313. We would never care if Andy
or Kevin went to your party.Copy !req
314. Look, I'm just glad
we can laugh about it,Copy !req
315. Because I was a little nervous
about coming to work hereCopy !req
316. With, you know, our history.Copy !req
317. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
318. Everyone keeps blowing
that out of proportion.Copy !req
319. It's not even a history.
Exactly.Copy !req
320. It's not like you guys had
some long relationship, right?Copy !req
321. Big, painful breakup
I don't know about?Copy !req
322. - Two or three dates.
- It was two.Copy !req
323. Was it two?
I thought it was three.Copy !req
324. No, we, um...Copy !req
325. We had plans for a third,Copy !req
326. But then, I don't know,Copy !req
327. You never called me back, so...Copy !req
328. Ooh.
You can't handle the truth.Copy !req
329. Well,
that does not sound like me.Copy !req
330. Yeah. It was, though.Copy !req
331. That's what happened.Copy !req
332. Well, great.Copy !req
333. I just wanted to make sure
things weren't weird.Copy !req
334. Okay, this whole
"going over my head gate"Copy !req
335. Is making people act weird.Copy !req
336. Chain of command is crumbling.Copy !req
337. Do you know what just happened?Copy !req
338. I just made Kevin cry.Copy !req
339. And Gabe looks like lady gaga.Copy !req
340. That's not Halloween.Copy !req
341. Halloween should be a day
in which we honor monstersCopy !req
342. And not be mad at each other.Copy !req
343. I'm not mad.
Are you mad?Copy !req
344. You went over my head,
and then you lied to my face,Copy !req
345. So my head and my face
have taken a beating.Copy !req
346. Well, I'm sorry
if it seems that way to you.Copy !req
347. Okay, that might help,Copy !req
348. If you said "I'm sorry"
in front of everybody...Copy !req
349. - Mike.
- In front of me.Copy !req
350. You made a bad call.Copy !req
351. And I fixed it.Copy !req
352. So I'm not apologizing.Copy !req
353. So that's it?Copy !req
354. - That's it.
- Is it?Copy !req
355. Yes.Copy !req
356. Suck it.Copy !req
357. Bill Compton
from true blood.Copy !req
358. How many freakin' vampiresCopy !req
359. Am I supposed
to care about these days?Copy !req
360. I guess you could say
I'm still in costume.Copy !req
361. I'm a rational consumer.Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
363. Stupid coupon booklet.Copy !req
364. You see my costume?
I'm a rational consumer.Copy !req
365. Yeah, I heard you say it
to Phyllis.Copy !req
366. That's a good line.Copy !req
367. Okay, everybody,
after you walk the runway,Copy !req
368. Everyone has to vote
for who gets the coupon book,Copy !req
369. And you can't
vote for yourself.Copy !req
370. Pam, can you vote
for other people?Copy !req
371. Got to get in on this.Copy !req
372. Hey, it's cool, man.Copy !req
373. I work in the warehouse.Copy !req
374. I'm cool!Copy !req
375. I'm hip and I'm jive,Copy !req
376. But I don't care about nobody!Copy !req
377. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
378. Happy Halloween, jerk!Copy !req
379. Still don't know who I am?
I'll give you a hint.Copy !req
380. I go over other people's heads.Copy !req
381. Michael, this is a bad idea.Copy !req
382. What's a bad idea?Copy !req
383. Dressing up as somebody...Copy !req
384. I mean, when has that
ever worked for you?Copy !req
385. Never!Copy !req
386. Okay, you know what?
Fine.Copy !req
387. I'm not Darryl.Copy !req
388. And thank God I'm not Darryl.Copy !req
389. Could you for once
just let us enjoy a partyCopy !req
390. Instead of making it
about all your issues?Copy !req
391. He's a warrior.Copy !req
392. Yes. Yeah.Copy !req
393. I present to you
the "rational consumer."Copy !req
394. As it were.Copy !req
395. Slow.
Nice and slow, honey, yeah.Copy !req
396. Angela as a nurse.Copy !req
397. Don't... slow it down.Copy !req
398. There it is.Copy !req
399. I don't like your tone.Copy !req
400. Look, they were sold outCopy !req
401. Of all the other costumes,
okay?Copy !req
402. Think we all live
in the real world here.Copy !req
403. Let's not pretend to be unawareCopy !req
404. Of what sells in this office.Copy !req
405. What should we ask?Copy !req
406. Hey, can I play?Copy !req
407. Why don't you ask
if Darryl is a bad friendCopy !req
408. Who backstabs people
in the back?Copy !req
409. We have one question
to ask the spirit world,Copy !req
410. And you want us to ask that?Copy !req
411. He says no.Copy !req
412. Ah, Darryl moved it.
You moved it.Copy !req
413. No.Copy !req
414. Hey, Dwight,
you saw Darryl move it, right?Copy !req
415. Let's just say I sawCopy !req
416. Exactly what the two of you
wanted me to see.Copy !req
417. I know how to sit on a fence.Copy !req
418. Hell, I can even
sleep on a fence.Copy !req
419. The trick is to do it face downCopy !req
420. With the post in your mouth.Copy !req
421. If you had one word you
would use to describe Darryl,Copy !req
422. What would that word be?Copy !req
423. "a"...Copy !req
424. "s"...Copy !req
425. "s".Copy !req
426. "h".
No.Copy !req
427. "e"...Copy !req
428. "t".Copy !req
429. An asset.Copy !req
430. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
431. That's enough.Copy !req
432. I don't think it's gonna
work out the way you think.Copy !req
433. I don't think you get it.Copy !req
434. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
435. This is some party, huh?Copy !req
436. When you work hard,
you play hard around here.Copy !req
437. Even if you don't work hard.Copy !req
438. Oh, here's something.
Mm?Copy !req
439. Uh, why didn't you
ever call Pam back?Copy !req
440. Are you serious?Copy !req
441. Yeah.Copy !req
442. I mean, I'm not saying
that everybodyCopy !req
443. Has to fall in love
or anything.Copy !req
444. I'm just saying,
but to, you know,Copy !req
445. To not even call her back is...Copy !req
446. Know what it was?Copy !req
447. I think she gave me her number,Copy !req
448. But then, like, her fours
looked like eights, and then...Copy !req
449. Could be.Copy !req
450. But you also
called her the second time,Copy !req
451. So you had the number right.Copy !req
452. Halpert, you looking
for someone to bang your wife?Copy !req
453. - Nope.
- Okay.Copy !req
454. You want to know?Copy !req
455. I didn't call her backCopy !req
456. Because she spent the whole date
talking about you.Copy !req
457. She was obviously
in love with you.Copy !req
458. 57, 58.Copy !req
459. Wait, she hasn't moved
in a while.Copy !req
460. Erin. Er...Copy !req
461. Two.
I got two.Copy !req
462. I ate two whole apples.Copy !req
463. I'd remember talking about Jim.Copy !req
464. That wasn't it.Copy !req
465. Just tell her the real reason.Copy !req
466. You honestly want to knowCopy !req
467. Why I didn't call her back
on a date over four years ago?Copy !req
468. Hey, she had a nice time.
It seems rude.Copy !req
469. I did. Yeah.Copy !req
470. And it's one of those thingsCopy !req
471. That's just gonna keep
gnawing at me.Copy !req
472. Like gnaw, gnaw.
"why? Why didn't he?Copy !req
473. I have no idea why."
okay.Copy !req
474. Honestly,
I didn't call you backCopy !req
475. 'cause I thought
you seemed a little...Copy !req
476. Dorky.Copy !req
477. - Hey, man...
- Thank you.Copy !req
478. Thank you.Copy !req
479. I got it.Copy !req
480. Now I know.Copy !req
481. You thought
I was a little dorky.Copy !req
482. You know?Copy !req
483. Okay.Copy !req
484. Well, excuse me.Copy !req
485. In the future, you needCopy !req
486. To get Michael's approvalCopy !req
487. On anything
before coming to me.Copy !req
488. Thank you.Copy !req
489. You're gonna miss out
on some good ideas.Copy !req
490. Okay, well, obviously,Copy !req
491. If it's a really...
really good idea,Copy !req
492. Then my door is open to that.Copy !req
493. If they're good ideas,
I'm not gonna say no.Copy !req
494. - You said no to this one.
- That's... okay.Copy !req
495. I make one mistake in 15 yearsCopy !req
496. And you drag me over the coals.Copy !req
497. After everything I did for you?Copy !req
498. - What have you done for me?
- Oh...Copy !req
499. - What have you done for me?
- Well...Copy !req
500. Ed truck hired me.
Jo promoted me.Copy !req
501. Gabe listened to me.Copy !req
502. All you've ever done
was say no to me.Copy !req
503. I have ambition.Copy !req
504. And you kept me
at the same level for years.Copy !req
505. Oh, dropping bombs, right?Copy !req
506. Must really make you think,
Michael.Copy !req
507. Stop it. Stop. Stop.
We're thinking.Copy !req
508. We're thinking about it.
Yeah.Copy !req
509. You don't have to point
to the factCopy !req
510. That we're thinking about it.Copy !req
511. Stop it.
Just let us think.Copy !req
512. Okay, next time you have
a really great idea,Copy !req
513. We will put it in a hatCopy !req
514. And then we will have Erin
pick it out of the hatCopy !req
515. And let her decide.Copy !req
516. I don't understand the point
of the hat.Copy !req
517. You're right.
We don't need a hat.Copy !req
518. I am not budging
on the hat issue.Copy !req
519. Okay, we're gonna table
the hat question.Copy !req
520. The best ideas
are gonna come to me.Copy !req
521. I make the final decision.
Period.Copy !req
522. Okay. We both reserve
the right to go to JoCopy !req
523. If we disagree with Gabe.Copy !req
524. - Okay.
- Fair enough.Copy !req
525. Why don't we simplify this?Copy !req
526. Darryl brings it to Michael.
Michael brings it to me.Copy !req
527. No one calls Jo.Copy !req
528. Unless you and I decide
we want to talk to Jo.Copy !req
529. Then we'll give her a call.
Cool.Copy !req
530. Yeah. I'm sorry I lied to you.Copy !req
531. I'm sorry.
I was a jerk.Copy !req
532. Friends fight.
Friends fight.Copy !req
533. What's up, man?Copy !req
534. Sometimes it seems likeCopy !req
535. It was better down
in the warehouse, you know?Copy !req
536. When I was a freshman
in college,Copy !req
537. I worked
at the student newspaper,Copy !req
538. The Cornell daily sun.
This was at Cornell.Copy !req
539. I had to write an op-ed column
Bernard's regards.Copy !req
540. This was your freshman year?Copy !req
541. I started to ask myself
"do I have big plans here?"Copy !req
542. I didn't want to become editor
of that paper.Copy !req
543. So I got up and walked right out
of Walter Bernard hall.Copy !req
544. And that's actually
when I heardCopy !req
545. Eight male voices singing,Copy !req
546. Unencumbered by instruments.Copy !req
547. I was hooked.Copy !req
548. So is becoming CEO
of this companyCopy !req
549. Your a cappella group?Copy !req
550. Come on.
We're going to Danny's bar.Copy !req
551. Public school.Copy !req
552. No, I got some work to do.Copy !req
553. I do have big plans
at this company.Copy !req
554. To be honest,
I still can't believeCopy !req
555. He didn't call her back.Copy !req
556. Who doesn't call a dork
like that back?Copy !req
557. Spinach in a can.
Powerful spinach.Copy !req
558. A-gah-gah-gah-gah.
- Aw, my hero.Copy !req
559. Okay, everyone,
I've tallied the votes.Copy !req
560. And the winner of the costume
celebration spectacularCopy !req
561. And the Scranton/Wilkes-barre
coupon book, Oscar Martinez.Copy !req
562. Really?Copy !req
563. If I have to vote for someoneCopy !req
564. I don't want it to be
someone who can be me.Copy !req
565. Shake things up.
I'm an inner guy.Copy !req
566. Best Edward James ** costume
I've ever seen.Copy !req
567. Like freaky good.Copy !req