1. What about this one?Copy !req
2. It's kind a bad ass, right?Copy !req
3. Just seems kind of crazy in the way
I might need right now.Copy !req
4. I don't know...Copy !req
5. That's not yours.Copy !req
6. Stanley just drunk OJ
out of my mugCopy !req
7. and didn't seem to realize that
wasn't his hot coffee,Copy !req
8. so the question has to be asked...Copy !req
9. Is there no limit to
what he won't notice?Copy !req
10. What's a seven letter word
for purse?Copy !req
11. - Sachet.
- No, starts with an H.Copy !req
12. Handbag.Copy !req
13. Hmm, thank you.Copy !req
14. Okay.Copy !req
15. All right, everybody.
Take a seat.Copy !req
16. As you may have heard,
our branch on the planet JupiterCopy !req
17. Is up 8,000% in sales.Copy !req
18. Hold up.
That clock is slow.Copy !req
19. It is 5:00.Copy !req
20. I will see you all tomorrow.Copy !req
21. Bye, Stanley.
Love you.Copy !req
22. So long, Stanley.Copy !req
23. Good night, everybody.Copy !req
24. So what kind of statementCopy !req
25. Are you making with
that costume, Kevin?Copy !req
26. Well, the statement
that I'm making, Oscar,Copy !req
27. Is I kind of look
like Michael Moore.Copy !req
28. - Dunder-Mifflin,
the is Erin.Copy !req
29. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
30. How can I haunt you today?Copy !req
31. A lot of people are reallyCopy !req
32. Getting into Halloween
this year.Copy !req
33. Six seconds, MacGruber!Copy !req
34. Pam's got a lot of fun stuff
planned...Copy !req
35. two seconds, MacGruber!Copy !req
36. Including a costume contest
and bobbing for applesCopy !req
37. And a Ouija board.Copy !req
38. Oh, boom!
Ohh, explosion!Copy !req
39. MacGruber!Copy !req
40. People are really into
the costume contest this year.Copy !req
41. Might have something
to do with the prize.Copy !req
42. Maybe you've heard of it.Copy !req
43. The 2011 Scranton/Wilkes-barre
coupon book,Copy !req
44. Worth over $15,000 in savings.Copy !req
45. Stop.Copy !req
46. Too late.Copy !req
47. If I was the real
Scranton strangler,Copy !req
48. You'd be so strangled by now.Copy !req
49. And if you're out there,
strangler,Copy !req
50. You will get caught.Copy !req
51. By me.Copy !req
52. Sounds like someone's
really trying to convince usCopy !req
53. That he's not
the Scranton strangler.Copy !req
54. To my chickens,
I'm the Scranton strangler.Copy !req
55. Oh-ho.
That's very funny.Copy !req
56. Looks like someone
decided to dress upCopy !req
57. As ol' Dwight Schrute's mom.Copy !req
58. - What?
- You're only 1/3 as beautifulCopy !req
59. And about half her height.Copy !req
60. I am supposed to be olive oil.Copy !req
61. And it makes more sense when
I'm standing next to Popeye,Copy !req
62. But Jim doesn't want
to put his costume on.Copy !req
63. I am Popeye.Copy !req
64. I've never really been
a costume guy.Copy !req
65. Even when I was a kid,
it just felt like somethingCopy !req
66. I was too old for, heh.Copy !req
67. And then, this morning,Copy !req
68. Pam hands me
this little number.Copy !req
69. No.Copy !req
70. - In case you can't read
my-my-my poker face...Copy !req
71. We will be reviewing
our sales policies.Copy !req
72. I have ten seconds
to explain themCopy !req
73. Or this whole place blows up.Copy !req
74. MacGruber!Copy !req
75. Lame.Copy !req
76. Why don't witches wear panties?Copy !req
77. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
78. Because they need
to grip the broom.Copy !req
79. - Oh! Who likes to water-ski
on Lake Erie?Copy !req
80. No, what...Copy !req
81. Where does Dracula
like to water ski?Copy !req
82. Lake Erie.Copy !req
83. When our warehouse workers
make deliveries,Copy !req
84. They're gonna be
encouraged to offer clientsCopy !req
85. Extra products.Copy !req
86. And then they will split
those commissions with sales.Copy !req
87. Wait, so drivers are gonna
be able to sell paperCopy !req
88. On the road?
That is correct.Copy !req
89. - Has anyone started
calling you Gabe-wad yet?Copy !req
90. Not here, no.Copy !req
91. - Gabe-wad.Copy !req
92. Okay, guys, fun is fun, but...Copy !req
93. Blacula.Copy !req
94. Dracula.Copy !req
95. Oh, so...Copy !req
96. I almost forgot.Copy !req
97. You'll find this hilarious.Copy !req
98. Apparently, corporate
is going to haveCopy !req
99. Drivers sell paper
on their routes now.Copy !req
100. That's like exactly sort of
the idea that you had.Copy !req
101. Yes, I do remember saying
something like that to you.Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. I'm sorry.Copy !req
104. I blew this.Copy !req
105. You should have gotten
credit for that, man.Copy !req
106. I'm just glad we're
gonna try it out.Copy !req
107. Really? We're good?Copy !req
108. We're cool.Copy !req
109. Okay.Copy !req
110. Okay.
What's that in your shirt?Copy !req
111. Oh, that's a ream of paper.Copy !req
112. Thought you might hit me.Copy !req
113. Darryl Philbin
is the greatest guyCopy !req
114. In the world.Copy !req
115. And you know what I'd like?Copy !req
116. I would like to have
all the racistsCopy !req
117. Brought togetherCopy !req
118. And take Darryl Philbin
out to lunch.Copy !req
119. Just to see
what they're missing.Copy !req
120. It's a great stick, right?Copy !req
121. It's really good.
Classic.Copy !req
122. I feel like you might
win the whole thing with that.Copy !req
123. Thanks.Copy !req
124. Everyone realizes
this coupon bookCopy !req
125. Is not actually worth
$15,000, right?Copy !req
126. You'd have to spend $200,000
on crap you don't even needCopy !req
127. To get $15,000 worth
of benefits.Copy !req
128. Heh, I'm not the only one
who sees this, right?Copy !req
129. No.Copy !req
130. - No, it...
- no.Copy !req
131. I get that.
I get that.Copy !req
132. Um, excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
133. I want to invite you all
to the Halloween partyCopy !req
134. I'm having at my bar.Copy !req
135. You own a bar?Copy !req
136. Public school at exit 11?Copy !req
137. That's a great... Name.Copy !req
138. You're hilarious.Copy !req
139. A-plus.Copy !req
140. So... You're all
on the list.Copy !req
141. - Hey, man, can I get
a plus-five?Copy !req
142. It's all guys.Copy !req
143. Hey, what's the crowd
like, Danny?Copy !req
144. Our age?Copy !req
145. Okay.Copy !req
146. I don't
think that she would leave JimCopy !req
147. For Danny.Copy !req
148. I don't know.
They're both handsome.Copy !req
149. Pam is gonna choose
whoever has a scentCopy !req
150. Most like that of her father.Copy !req
151. Does anyone remember
what her dad smelled like?Copy !req
152. - I think he...
- hey, hey, gang, quiet.Copy !req
153. Here she comes.Copy !req
154. Did you hear about
that Danny guy?Copy !req
155. Heard he used to date Pam.Copy !req
156. So, four years ago,Copy !req
157. When I was in Stanford,
ConnecticutCopy !req
158. And dating someone else...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
159. Pam went on two dates
with Danny.Copy !req
160. Which was obviouslyCopy !req
161. The greatest love story
ever told,Copy !req
162. Given how much people are
walking on eggshells around us.Copy !req
163. We were basically
Romeo and Juliet.Copy !req
164. - That's right.
- Except where JulietCopy !req
165. Doesn't have that great a time,Copy !req
166. And Romeo doesn't call back
after two dates.Copy !req
167. Yikes.Copy !req
168. But I've learned to love again.Copy !req
169. He's a cartoon sailor.
no.Copy !req
170. And he looks so handsome
in his uniform.Copy !req
171. Please.
No, I'm not gonna... no.Copy !req
172. Tuna.Copy !req
173. Tuna.Copy !req
174. If you want us
to skip this party...Copy !req
175. I don't care.Copy !req
176. I am never gonna forgetCopy !req
177. What Danny did to Pam.Copy !req
178. I forget nothing.Copy !req
179. I'm like an elephant
in that way.Copy !req
180. You know what eleph...
buh... this...Copy !req
181. This sucks for Jim, right?Copy !req
182. But it also sucks for us,Copy !req
183. Because we don't get invited
to a ton of Halloween parties.Copy !req
184. Yeah, and, like,
everyone's gonna be there.Copy !req
185. Stanley, Phyllis, Angela,Copy !req
186. Darryl, creed's a maybe.Copy !req
187. Creed's going?Copy !req
188. Madge from the warehouseCopy !req
189. Just made her first sale.Copy !req
190. Madge.Copy !req
191. We should have been doing this
a long time ago.Copy !req
192. Erin, would you please
do me a solid...Copy !req
193. And get Darryl Philbin
on the speakerphone.Copy !req
194. Hello.Copy !req
195. Hi, Darryl.
Come out here, please.Copy !req
196. I'm good.Copy !req
197. You need to stop being so shy.Copy !req
198. Come out here and embrace
who you really are,Copy !req
199. Superstar.Copy !req
200. This is embarrassing, Michael.Copy !req
201. Yeah, I bet it is.Copy !req
202. If you're gonna do your job
well here...Copy !req
203. You gotta get used
to being embarrassed.Copy !req
204. Let me put my shoes on.Copy !req
205. Um, hit
the speakerphone button.Copy !req
206. The speakerphone button?Copy !req
207. Same button as you hit before.Copy !req
208. Or sit on it.Copy !req
209. This whole delivery/sales idea,Copy !req
210. You know whose that was?Copy !req
211. That was Darryl Philbin's.Copy !req
212. He thought of that way before
the corporate fat suits.Copy !req
213. So what happened?Copy !req
214. I got in the way.
I said no.Copy !req
215. And it just stopped.Copy !req
216. But then, corporate
comes up with this idea.Copy !req
217. But you know what?Copy !req
218. They need to know
that it was yours.Copy !req
219. And I don't care
if I take a bullet,Copy !req
220. We're going to call them.Copy !req
221. We're going to put them
on speakerphone right now.Copy !req
222. And we are going
to straighten this out.Copy !req
223. Screw corporate.Copy !req
224. They probably stole
the idea anyway.Copy !req
225. Corporate stole nothing.Copy !req
226. Okay? Darryl brought
this idea to me,Copy !req
227. And then I told them,
giving Darryl full credit.Copy !req
228. So no need
to "screw corporate."Copy !req
229. Everyone, let's give Darryl
a round of applauseCopy !req
230. As planned.Copy !req
231. I'm a little peeved
at Darryl right now.Copy !req
232. He went to Gabe
behind your back.Copy !req
233. No, he didn't
go behind my back,Copy !req
234. He went over my head.Copy !req
235. He went over your head
to go behind your back.Copy !req
236. What is taking someone
from behind?Copy !req
237. No, shh, Michael, listen.
This cannot stand.Copy !req
238. We can't have workers
going straight to corporate.Copy !req
239. It makes your job superfluous.Copy !req
240. It was a good idea, though.Copy !req
241. Yeah, here's another good idea.Copy !req
242. Corporate chain of command.Copy !req
243. We need to strangle
Darryl's idea.Copy !req
244. - Hey, Danny.
- Hey.Copy !req
245. I'm really sorry,Copy !req
246. But we can't come
to your party tonight.Copy !req
247. Ah, I was looking forwardCopy !req
248. To throwing some darts
with you guys.Copy !req
249. - Well...
- Okay, well, then,Copy !req
250. Maybe we could do it...Copy !req
251. Like next Halloween.Copy !req
252. - Oh, for sure.
- We're just, like,Copy !req
253. Totally caught
in the middle here.Copy !req
254. What are you talking about?Copy !req
255. Well, Jim and Pam basically
begged us not to go.Copy !req
256. Jim and Pam really
don't want you to go?Copy !req
257. They're really upsetCopy !req
258. About the whole
Danny situation.Copy !req
259. I'll talk to them.Copy !req
260. Yeah, but just don't tell themCopy !req
261. That we said anything to you.Copy !req
262. Okay?
Okay.Copy !req
263. Or you're dead.Copy !req
264. Okay.Copy !req
265. Okay.Copy !req
266. Kelly.Copy !req
267. Great costume.Copy !req
268. - Thanks.
- Oh...Copy !req
269. Kelly! You cannot
change costumesCopy !req
270. In the middle of the day!Copy !req
271. Pam, she's out.Copy !req
272. Um, if I'm out,Copy !req
273. I'm gonna Sue
this entire companyCopy !req
274. For discrimination!Copy !req
275. Guys, you're arguing over
a 1 in 16 chance.Copy !req
276. Over a prize worth...
40 bucks.Copy !req
277. Um, 15,000 bucks, Oscar.Copy !req
278. Yeah, shut it, Oscar.
Pam.Copy !req
279. This is an amazing prize.Copy !req
280. I mean, I don't even want
to give Pam a complimentCopy !req
281. 'cause she's so blech.Copy !req
282. But she did a good job.Copy !req
283. I really want that coupon book.Copy !req
284. Garbage magnet.
Garbage magnet.Copy !req
285. God, magnets
are interesting enough.Copy !req
286. You don't need to tart 'em up
with some design.Copy !req
287. I can't believe
this doesn't make you mad.Copy !req
288. What the hell
are they talking about?Copy !req
289. Hmm, Kevin and Gabe.Copy !req
290. Probably about the extremes of
the human physique.Copy !req
291. Do you think Kevin
is going over my head?Copy !req
292. I don't... oh, my God.Copy !req
293. Okay, all right!
All right!Copy !req
294. All right, you know what?Copy !req
295. That's inappropriate, Kevin.Copy !req
296. I am your boss, and if you
have something to say,Copy !req
297. It goes through me,Copy !req
298. And then I take it to Gabe.Copy !req
299. Chain of command.
Do you understand?Copy !req
300. - I am so sorry.
- Oh, you're sorry?Copy !req
301. - I just thought...
- what did you just thought?Copy !req
302. Well, Gabe asked me
if there were any really coolCopy !req
303. Lady gaga moves that
he could do for the catwalk,Copy !req
304. And so then I told...
All right.Copy !req
305. I told him that there
was this one cool moveCopy !req
306. Where she powers down
like a robot.Copy !req
307. Okay.Copy !req
308. Okay? But I'm so sorry
that I didn't tell you first.Copy !req
309. Well,
don't let it happen again.Copy !req
310. You think that I
would let this happen again?Copy !req
311. No way, Jose!Copy !req
312. I'm...Copy !req
313. you, Gabe.Copy !req
314. Okay.Copy !req
315. Can you imagine?
It's just crazy.Copy !req
316. That is crazy.Copy !req
317. We would never care if Andy
or Kevin went to your party.Copy !req
318. Look, I'm just glad
we can laugh about it,Copy !req
319. Because I was a little nervous
about coming to work hereCopy !req
320. With, you know, our history.Copy !req
321. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
322. Everyone keeps blowing
that out of proportion.Copy !req
323. It's not even a history.
Exactly.Copy !req
324. It's not like you guys had
some long relationship, right?Copy !req
325. Big, painful breakup
I don't know about?Copy !req
326. - Two or three dates.
- It was two.Copy !req
327. Was it two?
I thought it was three.Copy !req
328. No, we, um...Copy !req
329. We had plans for a third,Copy !req
330. But then, I don't know,Copy !req
331. You never called me back, so...Copy !req
332. Ooh.
You can't handle the truth.Copy !req
333. Well,
that does not sound like me.Copy !req
334. Yeah. It was, though.Copy !req
335. That's what happened.Copy !req
336. Well, great.Copy !req
337. I just wanted to make sure
things weren't weird.Copy !req
338. Okay, this whole
"going over my head gate"Copy !req
339. Is making people act weird.Copy !req
340. Chain of command is crumbling.Copy !req
341. Do you know what just happened?Copy !req
342. I just made Kevin cry.Copy !req
343. And Gabe looks like lady gaga.Copy !req
344. That's not Halloween.Copy !req
345. Halloween should be a day
in which we honor monstersCopy !req
346. And not be mad at each other.Copy !req
347. I'm not mad.
Are you mad?Copy !req
348. You went over my head,
and then you lied to my face,Copy !req
349. So my head and my face
have taken a beating.Copy !req
350. Well, I'm sorry
if it seems that way to you.Copy !req
351. Okay, that might help,Copy !req
352. If you said "I'm sorry"
in front of everybody...Copy !req
353. - Mike.
- In front of me.Copy !req
354. You made a bad call.Copy !req
355. And I fixed it.Copy !req
356. So I'm not apologizing.Copy !req
357. So that's it?Copy !req
358. - That's it.
- Is it?Copy !req
359. Yes.Copy !req
360. Suck it.Copy !req
361. Bill Compton
from true blood.Copy !req
362. How many freakin' vampiresCopy !req
363. Am I supposed
to care about these days?Copy !req
364. I guess you could say
I'm still in costume.Copy !req
365. I'm a rational consumer.Copy !req
366. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
367. Stupid coupon booklet.Copy !req
368. You see my costume?
I'm a rational consumer.Copy !req
369. Yeah, I heard you say it
to Phyllis.Copy !req
370. That's a good line.Copy !req
371. Okay, everybody,
after you walk the runway,Copy !req
372. Everyone has to vote
for who gets the coupon book,Copy !req
373. And you can't
vote for yourself.Copy !req
374. Pam, can you vote
for other people?Copy !req
375. Got to get in on this.Copy !req
376. Hey, it's cool, man.Copy !req
377. I work in the warehouse.Copy !req
378. I'm cool!Copy !req
379. I'm hip and I'm jive,Copy !req
380. But I don't care about nobody!Copy !req
381. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
382. Happy Halloween, jerk!Copy !req
383. Still don't know who I am?
I'll give you a hint.Copy !req
384. I go over other people's heads.Copy !req
385. Michael, this is a bad idea.Copy !req
386. What's a bad idea?Copy !req
387. Dressing up as somebody...Copy !req
388. I mean, when has that
ever worked for you?Copy !req
389. Never!Copy !req
390. Okay, you know what?
Fine.Copy !req
391. I'm not Darryl.Copy !req
392. And thank God I'm not Darryl.Copy !req
393. Could you for once
just let us enjoy a partyCopy !req
394. Instead of making it
about all your issues?Copy !req
395. He's a warrior.Copy !req
396. Yes. Yeah.Copy !req
397. I present to you
the "rational consumer."Copy !req
398. As it were.Copy !req
399. Slow.
Nice and slow, honey, yeah.Copy !req
400. Angela as a nurse.Copy !req
401. Don't... slow it down.Copy !req
402. There it is.Copy !req
403. I don't like your tone.Copy !req
404. Look, they were sold outCopy !req
405. Of all the other costumes,
okay?Copy !req
406. Think we all live
in the real world here.Copy !req
407. Let's not pretend to be unawareCopy !req
408. Of what sells in this office.Copy !req
409. What should we ask?Copy !req
410. Hey, can I play?Copy !req
411. Why don't you ask
if Darryl is a bad friendCopy !req
412. Who backstabs people
in the back?Copy !req
413. We have one question
to ask the spirit world,Copy !req
414. And you want us to ask that?Copy !req
415. He says no.Copy !req
416. Ah, Darryl moved it.
You moved it.Copy !req
417. No.Copy !req
418. Hey, Dwight,
you saw Darryl move it, right?Copy !req
419. Let's just say I sawCopy !req
420. Exactly what the two of you
wanted me to see.Copy !req
421. I know how to sit on a fence.Copy !req
422. Hell, I can even
sleep on a fence.Copy !req
423. The trick is to do it face downCopy !req
424. With the post in your mouth.Copy !req
425. If you had one word you
would use to describe Darryl,Copy !req
426. What would that word be?Copy !req
427. "a"...Copy !req
428. "s"...Copy !req
429. "s".Copy !req
430. "h".
No.Copy !req
431. "e"...Copy !req
432. "t".Copy !req
433. An asset.Copy !req
434. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
435. That's enough.Copy !req
436. I don't think it's gonna
work out the way you think.Copy !req
437. I don't think you get it.Copy !req
438. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
439. This is some party, huh?Copy !req
440. When you work hard,
you play hard around here.Copy !req
441. Even if you don't work hard.Copy !req
442. Oh, here's something.
Mm?Copy !req
443. Uh, why didn't you
ever call Pam back?Copy !req
444. Are you serious?Copy !req
445. Yeah.Copy !req
446. I mean, I'm not saying
that everybodyCopy !req
447. Has to fall in love
or anything.Copy !req
448. I'm just saying,
but to, you know,Copy !req
449. To not even call her back is...Copy !req
450. Know what it was?Copy !req
451. I think she gave me her number,Copy !req
452. But then, like, her fours
looked like eights, and then...Copy !req
453. Could be.Copy !req
454. But you also
called her the second time,Copy !req
455. So you had the number right.Copy !req
456. Halpert, you looking
for someone to bang your wife?Copy !req
457. - Nope.
- Okay.Copy !req
458. You want to know?Copy !req
459. I didn't call her backCopy !req
460. Because she spent the whole date
talking about you.Copy !req
461. She was obviously
in love with you.Copy !req
462. 57, 58.Copy !req
463. Wait, she hasn't moved
in a while.Copy !req
464. Erin. Er...Copy !req
465. Two.
I got two.Copy !req
466. I ate two whole apples.Copy !req
467. I'd remember talking about Jim.Copy !req
468. That wasn't it.Copy !req
469. Just tell her the real reason.Copy !req
470. You honestly want to knowCopy !req
471. Why I didn't call her back
on a date over four years ago?Copy !req
472. Hey, she had a nice time.
It seems rude.Copy !req
473. I did. Yeah.Copy !req
474. And it's one of those thingsCopy !req
475. That's just gonna keep
gnawing at me.Copy !req
476. Like gnaw, gnaw.
"why? Why didn't he?Copy !req
477. I have no idea why."
okay.Copy !req
478. Honestly,
I didn't call you backCopy !req
479. 'cause I thought
you seemed a little...Copy !req
480. Dorky.Copy !req
481. - Hey, man...
- Thank you.Copy !req
482. Thank you.Copy !req
483. I got it.Copy !req
484. Now I know.Copy !req
485. You thought
I was a little dorky.Copy !req
486. You know?Copy !req
487. Okay.Copy !req
488. Well, excuse me.Copy !req
489. In the future, you needCopy !req
490. To get Michael's approvalCopy !req
491. On anything
before coming to me.Copy !req
492. Thank you.Copy !req
493. You're gonna miss out
on some good ideas.Copy !req
494. Okay, well, obviously,Copy !req
495. If it's a really...
really good idea,Copy !req
496. Then my door is open to that.Copy !req
497. If they're good ideas,
I'm not gonna say no.Copy !req
498. - You said no to this one.
- That's... okay.Copy !req
499. I make one mistake in 15 yearsCopy !req
500. And you drag me over the coals.Copy !req
501. After everything I did for you?Copy !req
502. - What have you done for me?
- Oh...Copy !req
503. - What have you done for me?
- Well...Copy !req
504. Ed truck hired me.
Jo promoted me.Copy !req
505. Gabe listened to me.Copy !req
506. All you've ever done
was say no to me.Copy !req
507. I have ambition.Copy !req
508. And you kept me
at the same level for years.Copy !req
509. Oh, dropping bombs, right?Copy !req
510. Must really make you think,
Michael.Copy !req
511. Stop it. Stop. Stop.
We're thinking.Copy !req
512. We're thinking about it.
Yeah.Copy !req
513. You don't have to point
to the factCopy !req
514. That we're thinking about it.Copy !req
515. Stop it.
Just let us think.Copy !req
516. Okay, next time you have
a really great idea,Copy !req
517. We will put it in a hatCopy !req
518. And then we will have Erin
pick it out of the hatCopy !req
519. And let her decide.Copy !req
520. I don't understand the point
of the hat.Copy !req
521. You're right.
We don't need a hat.Copy !req
522. I am not budging
on the hat issue.Copy !req
523. Okay, we're gonna table
the hat question.Copy !req
524. The best ideas
are gonna come to me.Copy !req
525. I make the final decision.
Period.Copy !req
526. Okay. We both reserve
the right to go to JoCopy !req
527. If we disagree with Gabe.Copy !req
528. - Okay.
- Fair enough.Copy !req
529. Why don't we simplify this?Copy !req
530. Darryl brings it to Michael.
Michael brings it to me.Copy !req
531. No one calls Jo.Copy !req
532. Unless you and I decide
we want to talk to Jo.Copy !req
533. Then we'll give her a call.
Cool.Copy !req
534. Yeah. I'm sorry I lied to you.Copy !req
535. I'm sorry.
I was a jerk.Copy !req
536. Friends fight.
Friends fight.Copy !req
537. What's up, man?Copy !req
538. Sometimes it seems likeCopy !req
539. It was better down
in the warehouse, you know?Copy !req
540. When I was a freshman
in college,Copy !req
541. I worked
at the student newspaper,Copy !req
542. The Cornell daily sun.
This was at Cornell.Copy !req
543. I had to write an op-ed column
Bernard's regards.Copy !req
544. This was your freshman year?Copy !req
545. I started to ask myself
"do I have big plans here?"Copy !req
546. I didn't want to become editor
of that paper.Copy !req
547. So I got up and walked right out
of Walter Bernard hall.Copy !req
548. And that's actually
when I heardCopy !req
549. Eight male voices singing,Copy !req
550. Unencumbered by instruments.Copy !req
551. I was hooked.Copy !req
552. So is becoming CEO
of this companyCopy !req
553. Your a cappella group?Copy !req
554. Come on.
We're going to Danny's bar.Copy !req
555. Public school.Copy !req
556. No, I got some work to do.Copy !req
557. I do have big plans
at this company.Copy !req
558. To be honest,
I still can't believeCopy !req
559. He didn't call her back.Copy !req
560. Who doesn't call a dork
like that back?Copy !req
561. Spinach in a can.
Powerful spinach.Copy !req
562. A-gah-gah-gah-gah.
- Aw, my hero.Copy !req
563. Okay, everyone,
I've tallied the votes.Copy !req
564. And the winner of the costume
celebration spectacularCopy !req
565. And the Scranton/Wilkes-barre
coupon book, Oscar Martinez.Copy !req
566. Really?Copy !req
567. If I have to vote for someoneCopy !req
568. I don't want it to be
someone who can be me.Copy !req
569. Shake things up.
I'm an inner guy.Copy !req
570. Best Edward James Olmos costume
I've ever seen.Copy !req
571. Like freaky good.Copy !req