1. - Look at that, huh? Nice!Copy !req
2. - I love cycling.Copy !req
3. Andy, I feel like a tourist in
my own city.Copy !req
4. I literally can't wait to wake up
every morning.Copy !req
5. - Ok.
- She is a beauty.Copy !req
6. - Can't beat a horse.
A horse is a bike that pedals itself.Copy !req
7. - Oh, look at that, smooth roll.
- YeahCopy !req
8. - You got it!
Lance Armstrong's bike.Copy !req
9. - Yes!
- His ass was on that seat?Copy !req
10. - All right!
- Nice.Copy !req
11. - No, Mary,
that's not his actual bicycle.Copy !req
12. But it is the same
exact model he uses.Copy !req
13. - I'm on Sheryl Crow's side
in that whole thing,Copy !req
14. So I feel really weird
right now.Copy !req
15. - Michael!
- Oh.Copy !req
16. Yes, I can ride a bike.Copy !req
17. I take spinning classes
three times a month.Copy !req
18. I think I know
how to ride a bike.Copy !req
19. - Are you sure you once
knew how to do this?Copy !req
20. - I did, yes!Copy !req
21. I had those extra wheels
on the backCopy !req
22. That support you.Copy !req
23. Mi-chael! Mi-chael!Copy !req
24. Mi-chael! Mi-chael!Copy !req
25. Mi-chael! Mi-chael!
- Michael! Yeah!Copy !req
26. - Yeah!
- Just steer more now.Copy !req
27. - Oh, my—
- not the car!Copy !req
28. - Ow!Copy !req
29. You never forget.Copy !req
30. Whoo!Copy !req
31. Synced & corrected by
GhostedNetCopy !req
32. How do I look?Copy !req
33. - Amazing.
How do I look?Copy !req
34. - Normal. Ugly.Copy !req
35. - Well, I do the best
with what I've got.Copy !req
36. Let's go.
- All right.Copy !req
37. - Wait, wait, wait,
wait for me.Copy !req
38. It's weird if I come in
slightly after.Copy !req
39. - He's not the Steve Nash.Copy !req
40. He's big, though.
He's kind of like...Copy !req
41. Scranton Steve Nash.Copy !req
42. - Will you stop
trying to put it in termsCopy !req
43. You think
they'll understand?Copy !req
44. It's condescending.
- I'm not doing that.Copy !req
45. I'm just explaining.Copy !req
46. - And who is this
"the" Steve Nash?Copy !req
47. - Phoenix sun's point guard?Copy !req
48. - No.
- No? Nothin'?Copy !req
49. - No, Mr. Jock Hipster.Copy !req
50. - Well, I'm neither
of those things, so...Copy !req
51. - Whoa.Copy !req
52. Libby Dirketts got married.Copy !req
53. Big, red mazel tov
to the Libster.Copy !req
54. Ooh. Says here Dan BeckerCopy !req
55. Fell off the side
of KilimanjaroCopy !req
56. In a climbing accident.Copy !req
57. It appears Dan's sherpa
survived to tell the tale—Copy !req
58. Oh, my god!
- What? Is Dan okay?Copy !req
59. - No, he died.Copy !req
60. It's Broccoli Rob.Copy !req
61. You know this guy.Copy !req
62. I showed you his picture
on facebook.Copy !req
63. - Yes.Copy !req
64. - "some Vermont-based alumsCopy !req
65. "can hear
'Broccoli' Rob Blatt, '96,Copy !req
66. "in the state milk lobby's
new milk awareness song,Copy !req
67. "calci-yum, featuring
Phish's Trey anastasio.Copy !req
68. "says Broccoli, 'Trey and I
had a ton of fun in the studio,Copy !req
69. And I think you can
hear it in the song'".Copy !req
70. - Oh, that's great news
for your friend.Copy !req
71. - Yeah. Yeah.
It's great.Copy !req
72. - You know,
I forget about milk.Copy !req
73. This is a terrific reminder.Copy !req
74. - I was the artsy
musical one.Copy !req
75. And here comes trouble.
I had four solos.Copy !req
76. Broccoli Rob had three.Copy !req
77. Right?Copy !req
78. Uhh.Copy !req
79. - Go tell her we're here.Copy !req
80. You're good
with receptionists.Copy !req
81. - Oh, ha ha.Copy !req
82. Dwight...Copy !req
83. - Crap.Copy !req
84. Danny Cordray is the worst.Copy !req
85. - Well, by worst,
you mean the best.Copy !req
86. - The best salesman ever.Copy !req
87. He works for Osprey paper
over in Throop,Copy !req
88. Steals more clients from
dunder-mifflin than anyone.Copy !req
89. - So the situation
is the worst.Copy !req
90. - Also, he slept with pam.Copy !req
91. - No, he didn't.Copy !req
92. - Tell 'em.Copy !req
93. - Nothing happened.Copy !req
94. We went on a couple of dates.Copy !req
95. He never called me again.Copy !req
96. - What?
He never called you?Copy !req
97. I thought you said
it just fizzled.Copy !req
98. - That's fizzling.Copy !req
99. I mean, someone has
to start the fizzle.Copy !req
100. - Yeah, I thought
you started it.Copy !req
101. - No, I liked him.Copy !req
102. For a couple of days.Copy !req
103. Four years ago.Copy !req
104. You know I have a kid
with you, right?Copy !req
105. - Ah.Copy !req
106. - I'm gonna intimidate him.Copy !req
107. Okay?
- Okay, great.Copy !req
108. I'm just gonna watch.
- Watch this.Copy !req
109. So anyway, she says,
"that is the biggest penisCopy !req
110. I have ever seen."
and I said, "I know.Copy !req
111. "that's why I brought you
to the penis museum,Copy !req
112. Where tickets are $1,000."Copy !req
113. Well, hello, Danny.Copy !req
114. - Hey, Dwight.
Good to see you.Copy !req
115. Jim, hey.
- How are you?Copy !req
116. Good to see you too.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
117. - Oh, I'm just here
for the coffee.Copy !req
118. - Oh, like hell you are.
- Dwight!Copy !req
119. - He's not just here
for the coffee, Jim.Copy !req
120. Wake up.Copy !req
121. - Brainstorming session
is now open.Copy !req
122. Anyone has an idea.Copy !req
123. hold... On.Copy !req
124. Sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
125. Hello?Copy !req
126. - Hey, it's Jim.Copy !req
127. Listen, this is important.
Are you busy?Copy !req
128. - Oh, hey.
No, I'm not busy.Copy !req
129. What's up?
- You are busy!Copy !req
130. We're in a meeting!Copy !req
131. - It's Jim, okay?
Yes.Copy !req
132. - Listen, you gotta
get over here,Copy !req
133. 'cause we're
pitching Steve NashCopy !req
134. And Danny Cordray's here.Copy !req
135. - You need the big guns, yes?Copy !req
136. - Yes.
- What'd he say?Copy !req
137. What did he say?
- The big gun thing. Stop.Copy !req
138. - I will see you in ten.
Bye! Hold tight.Copy !req
139. Well, I know a lot of you
thought that my sales daysCopy !req
140. Were behind me.Copy !req
141. And, to be honest,
so did I.Copy !req
142. And the only reason
I got out of the sales gameCopy !req
143. Was to be reluctantly
called back in.Copy !req
144. - You don't look reluctant,
Michael.Copy !req
145. You look really eager.Copy !req
146. no, I don't have time for this.Copy !req
147. Are you kidding me?
- You don't?Copy !req
148. - No! Okay.
All right!Copy !req
149. Just kidding, you can knock.
It's your office.Copy !req
150. Do you have a minute?Copy !req
151. - I'm very busy
with time-sensitive work.Copy !req
152. - Not to go all
Sherlock Holmes on you,Copy !req
153. But I can tell by
the reflection in your glassesCopy !req
154. That you're entering points
into weightwatchers.com.Copy !req
155. - If you don't enter them
immediately,Copy !req
156. You forget.Copy !req
157. What?Copy !req
158. - I'm starting a band,
and I need you on keyboards.Copy !req
159. - Nah.Copy !req
160. I play for pleasure.Copy !req
161. - This is for pleasure.Copy !req
162. - Wouldn't enjoy that.Copy !req
163. - I'm willing pay you.Copy !req
164. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
165. - How much?
- 60 bucks a session.Copy !req
166. - That's crazy money.Copy !req
167. I'll take 40.Copy !req
168. - Yes!Copy !req
169. - There he is.Copy !req
170. - Oh, no,
that's a male model.Copy !req
171. - No, that's him.Copy !req
172. - That...Copy !req
173. Hello.Copy !req
174. Michael Scott,
Dunder-Mifflin paper company.Copy !req
175. - Danny Cordray, Osprey paper.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
176. - Three of you guys
for one sale?Copy !req
177. - Yeah, well...Copy !req
178. We call it overkill.Copy !req
179. Why am I telling you
my strategy?Copy !req
180. - Well, whatever
works for you.Copy !req
181. Anyway, all right.Copy !req
182. - All right.
- Good to see you guys.Copy !req
183. Nice to meet you.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
184. I could swear that guy
was a male model.Copy !req
185. - He's ready for you.Copy !req
186. - Oh, thank you.
All right.Copy !req
187. On the count of three,
it's showtime.Copy !req
188. Ready, one, two—
- no, I'm not doing that.Copy !req
189. - I've been in showtime mode
since breakfast.Copy !req
190. - All right,
just forget it then.Copy !req
191. - Showtime!
- It's showtime!Copy !req
192. Oh... Never mind.
Let's go.Copy !req
193. When I knock on your door,
you know who it is.Copy !req
194. It's Michael Scott.Copy !req
195. We've been together forever,
and—Copy !req
196. - Michael, I appreciate
everything that Dunder-MifflinCopy !req
197. Has done for this company.
- You know what?Copy !req
198. You are hang some problems
with your loading dock.Copy !req
199. Are you not?
All right.Copy !req
200. We're going to deliver to you
on weekends.Copy !req
201. - That's very generous
but—Copy !req
202. - And you know what else
we're gonna do?Copy !req
203. I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.Copy !req
204. We are going to offer you
our paper at cost.Copy !req
205. I know.Copy !req
206. I could get in a lotta
trouble for this,Copy !req
207. So you'd better shake
my hand right now.Copy !req
208. - He's not kidding.
- Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
209. - Michael,
I'm going with Danny.Copy !req
210. - Oh.Copy !req
211. - Thanks for coming in.Copy !req
212. - Okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
213. - Jim talked too much.
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
214. - Yes, you did.
- Stop it.Copy !req
215. Just stop it.
We did what we should have done.Copy !req
216. We just got bested.Copy !req
217. Why is there
a door close buttonCopy !req
218. If it doesn't even
close the door?Copy !req
219. How do I feel about
losing the sale?Copy !req
220. It's like if Michael Phelps
came out of retirement,Copy !req
221. Jumped in the pool,
belly-flopped, and drowned.Copy !req
222. You know who we always
lose out to?Copy !req
223. Staples, the big guys.Copy !req
224. Osprey?
They're a small company.Copy !req
225. They're smaller than we are.Copy !req
226. What's our excuse?
How do we combat this guy?Copy !req
227. Stanley,
how do we combat him?Copy !req
228. - We sell better?Copy !req
229. - Okay. You know what?Copy !req
230. You clearly don't care,
so why don't you just leave?Copy !req
231. - I would like to stay.
This pertains to me.Copy !req
232. - Why don't you go outside
and... take a shot of insulinCopy !req
233. And have a nap, okay?Copy !req
234. - Why do you always assume
I have diabetes?Copy !req
235. - I don't know.
Your frame, your build.Copy !req
236. Why don't you have a glass
of apple juiceCopy !req
237. And tell me
you're not a diabetic.Copy !req
238. - See? I could tell by the sound
you made when you stood upCopy !req
239. That you have—okay.
Yes, Phyllis?Copy !req
240. - I could try to seduce him.Copy !req
241. - Oh, my god!Copy !req
242. - I know how we can
learn his tricks.Copy !req
243. What I'm about to show you
is of the utmost secrecy.Copy !req
244. - Is that your office?
- Yes, Jim.Copy !req
245. And with a little tweaky,
it becomes a different office.Copy !req
246. We lure Danny to it
and watch him sell.Copy !req
247. - Ehh...
- I'm outta here.Copy !req
248. - This is weird.
- You know what this is?Copy !req
249. This is a stinger.
- A what?Copy !req
250. - Like the movie.
- Oh, you mean The Sting.Copy !req
251. - Paul Newman, Robert Redford.
They're bank robbers?Copy !req
252. - Nope. Different movie.
- The Sting. The Sting.Copy !req
253. - Your 2:00.Copy !req
254. - Thanks, hon.Copy !req
255. - Meredith
was the perfect choiceCopy !req
256. To play the head
of the company.Copy !req
257. Her lunch break lined up
with our appointment with DannyCopy !req
258. And... That's it.Copy !req
259. That's really
all we were looking for.Copy !req
260. - Danny Cordray.
It's great to meet you.Copy !req
261. - Meredith Van Helsing.
Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
262. - Meredith Van Helsing?Copy !req
263. - Van Helsing
was a respected professorCopy !req
264. Before he was
a vampire killer.Copy !req
265. - Okay. But what is he
more famous for?Copy !req
266. - Shh!
- Okay. But what is he
more famous for?Copy !req
267. - Shh!Copy !req
268. Hey! That's my mug.Copy !req
269. - You know this isn't
real TV, right?Copy !req
270. - Yes.Copy !req
271. - One second, one second,
one second.Copy !req
272. So... The song is from the point
of view of a little girl.Copy !req
273. - Yeah.
- But you're singing it.Copy !req
274. - Yeah. But I'm using
my falsetto.Copy !req
275. - No, that's not a good idea.
It's not a very good song.Copy !req
276. - Yeah, well,
it'd sound a lot betterCopy !req
277. If you actually
sang with some soul.Copy !req
278. - Oh, I never sing with soul.
- That's a lie.Copy !req
279. - I could sing it.
- I just was hoping maybeCopy !req
280. You'd save your voiceCopy !req
281. In case we did a novelty
song about frogs.Copy !req
282. - But my voice is unique.
Like Bob Dylan.Copy !req
283. - Okay, three-way argumentCopy !req
284. Between a drummer,
a keyboardist,Copy !req
285. And the front man
lead singer.Copy !req
286. Wonder who's gonna
win this one.Copy !req
287. Two, three, four—Copy !req
288. - I'm gonna take off my coat,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
289. It's a bit warm in here.Copy !req
290. - Hel... lo!Copy !req
291. - Oh, no, no, no.
Don't...Copy !req
292. - People can't keep their
true natures hidden for long,Copy !req
293. And this guy is smoldering
like a tire fire.Copy !req
294. - Testify.
- He's not that good-looking. YeahCopy !req
295. I don't understand why
everybody's—Copy !req
296. He is that
good-looking.Copy !req
297. - He's very, very handsome.
- Okay.Copy !req
298. - That's a great set
of shoulders you got there.Copy !req
299. What is that, genetics?Copy !req
300. Creatine?Copy !req
301. Sorry.Copy !req
302. Yeah.
- Pull it together, all right?Copy !req
303. Stop lookin' at him.Copy !req
304. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
305. You're here
to sell me some paper.Copy !req
306. - Well, actually, uh...
No, miss Van Helsing.Copy !req
307. that's not why I'm here.Copy !req
308. I'm here to meet you,Copy !req
309. See if we'd be a, you know,
good fit.Copy !req
310. - What do you mean?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
311. He's making her sell to him.Copy !req
312. - Okay. Honest feedback time.Copy !req
313. Oscar.Copy !req
314. - That's pandering.Copy !req
315. And it makes me think
you think I'm stupid.Copy !req
316. - But do you think
it could be famous?Copy !req
317. Like in a car commercial
or something?Copy !req
318. - Not really.Copy !req
319. It's kinda weird
that a grown manCopy !req
320. Is singing from the point
of view of a little girl.Copy !req
321. - I feel like I can see
someone ice skating to it.Copy !req
322. You know,
like in the olympics.Copy !req
323. - I-I don't think
they usually...Copy !req
324. Skate to such...
bad songs.Copy !req
325. - Rude.
And not helpful.Copy !req
326. - Well, I really,
really, really liked it.Copy !req
327. - Well, that,
really bums me out.Copy !req
328. - You're welcome.Copy !req
329. - We should think of this
as a first date.Copy !req
330. - and I think it's going very wellCopy !req
331. How 'bout you?Copy !req
332. - Real well.
Uh...Copy !req
333. Feels more like
a third date to me.Copy !req
334. - Ha ha.
There you go!Copy !req
335. - Stay—
- shut up and let me do this!Copy !req
336. You know,Copy !req
337. What is with this desk
keeping us so far apart?Copy !req
338. - I've never been a desk man.Copy !req
339. Always traveling on the road.
Come on, why not, huh?Copy !req
340. - Oh...
- Well, we'll get this...Copy !req
341. - Oh...
- Oh, man.Copy !req
342. - So... What's your drink?Copy !req
343. You a vodka man?
Me too.Copy !req
344. - We gotta get someone else
in there right now.Copy !req
345. You're an exec
at Pennsylvania SolarTech.Copy !req
346. - That sounds fake.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
347. - I told you.Copy !req
348. You're an exec
at Stark industries,Copy !req
349. A corporation
you inherited from your father.Copy !req
350. - Stop it.
Here's the story.Copy !req
351. They need Meredith somewhere
else ASAP, okay?Copy !req
352. So you're taking over.Copy !req
353. You just gotta get her
out of there as soon as you can.Copy !req
354. - I can do that.
Then what?Copy !req
355. - Then make him
pitch to you.Copy !req
356. You gotta see what he's got.
- Exactly.Copy !req
357. - Okay, and remember.
You're not gay.Copy !req
358. - Stop it.
It's gonna be great.Copy !req
359. And listen, if anything else
happens, just... roll with it.Copy !req
360. - Meredith, I—
- oh, Manuel.Copy !req
361. This is Manuel,
my cleaning man.Copy !req
362. He doesn't speak
any English.Copy !req
363. - Hola. ¿que tal?Copy !req
364. - ¿como estas?Copy !req
365. - Uh, Manuel, cleano el window.Copy !req
366. - Who else we got?Copy !req
367. - Okay. You're a young hotshot
from Stark industries.Copy !req
368. You've just bought this company.
Meredith is fired.Copy !req
369. It's a whole new regime.
He's gotta pitch to you now.Copy !req
370. - Okay. Stark industries
isn't real.Copy !req
371. I run google.
Larry and Sergey brought me—Copy !req
372. - That sounds awesome.
Just have him pitch to you.Copy !req
373. - Don't let us down.
- Will do. Won't do.Copy !req
374. - Yeah, sure.
- You smell like a Scorpio.Copy !req
375. - This is Esteban,
another cleaning man.Copy !req
376. He doesn't speak English
either.Copy !req
377. Esteban, el flooro.Copy !req
378. - You know what?Copy !req
379. I may have parked my car
in a compact space,Copy !req
380. And I hate when I see
others do that, so—Copy !req
381. - Danny, I feel
a real connection to you,Copy !req
382. And I gotta get real.Copy !req
383. - No. No, no, no.
- No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
384. I'm goin' in!
- Michael!Copy !req
385. No, Michael, stop it!
No!Copy !req
386. - Stop, stop!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
387. Okay. Stop it,
stop it, stop it.Copy !req
388. Gross!
Stop it, please.Copy !req
389. Everybody stop.
- Michael Scott.Copy !req
390. - I said stop.Copy !req
391. - Okay, Danny...Copy !req
392. This is not
Pennsylvania SolarTech.Copy !req
393. This is Dunder-Mifflin
paper company.Copy !req
394. This is Meredith Palmer.
- Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
395. - Don't—stay away from him,
please just leave.Copy !req
396. Get out of here.
Go. Forever.Copy !req
397. - Hmm.
- I owe you...Copy !req
398. A most sincere
and humble apology.Copy !req
399. We were trying to watch you
to see your sales techniqueCopy !req
400. So we could stop losing
so many clients to you.Copy !req
401. - But from where?Copy !req
402. - A surveillance room
next to this one.Copy !req
403. - Okay, so you...
Set up this fake company,Copy !req
404. Then you hired
this homeless womanCopy !req
405. To impersonate an executive
to spy on meCopy !req
406. So that you could copy
my sales technique.Copy !req
407. - Yes. And it's the sincerest
form of flattery.Copy !req
408. - Or... Crazy.Copy !req
409. - Well—
- I'm gonna go.Copy !req
410. - Okay. You know what,
it wasn't just me.Copy !req
411. Jim and Dwight
are behind that wallCopy !req
412. In the surveillance room,
and was their plan as well.Copy !req
413. - no!
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
414. - Oh, well, then, yeah.
All right, hey!Copy !req
415. Good luck, guys!Copy !req
416. Seems like you got
a great operation here.Copy !req
417. - No, we don't.
Here's... Here's my point.Copy !req
418. Danny, listen,
you have to understandCopy !req
419. That we are not normally
like this.Copy !req
420. We just—we wanted to know
your tricks.Copy !req
421. - What do you mean, tricks?
There's no tricks, man.Copy !req
422. I'm just a good salesman.Copy !req
423. You wanna copy that?
You can't copy that!Copy !req
424. - You are, you are.
You are!Copy !req
425. Stop it, stop it.Copy !req
426. Stop.
You are a good salesman.Copy !req
427. And because of that...Copy !req
428. I want you to work for me.Copy !req
429. - Sure. You seem like
a fun, professional guy.Copy !req
430. - So you will.
- No!Copy !req
431. - Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold on.Copy !req
432. Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.Copy !req
433. Danny, I want you
to look at me.Copy !req
434. Do you want your life
to be betterCopy !req
435. Or to be worse
or to stay the same?Copy !req
436. - Get out of my way.
- Answer the question.Copy !req
437. Do you want
a better life, Danny?Copy !req
438. - I swear to God,
I'm gonna hit you.Copy !req
439. I didn't mean that.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
440. I'm not—it's just
I'm very upset right now.Copy !req
441. I'm very upset!
- I know, I know.Copy !req
442. Do you want more freedom,
less freedom,Copy !req
443. or to stay the same?Copy !req
444. More freedom.Copy !req
445. - I can give you
more money.Copy !req
446. There's your better life.Copy !req
447. I can let you come and go
as you please.Copy !req
448. There's your freedom.Copy !req
449. And you already know
Dunder-MifflinCopy !req
450. has the best service
and the best prices.Copy !req
451. But you beat us anyway.Copy !req
452. - Can you imagineCopy !req
453. how well you would do
selling our stuff?Copy !req
454. Everyone,
may I have your attention?Copy !req
455. I would like to introduce you
to Mr. Danny Cordray.Copy !req
456. He's going to be joining us
as our new traveling salesman.Copy !req
457. Say hello to Danny!
He's going to be joining us
as our new traveling salesman.Copy !req
458. Say hello to Danny!Copy !req
459. - me.Copy !req
460. - Okay.
You know what?Copy !req
461. No. No.Copy !req
462. This is not some sort
of construction siteCopy !req
463. Or all of ItalyCopy !req
464. Where you can just go around
treating people like meat.Copy !req
465. We are to respect him.Copy !req
466. I respect him because
he reminds me of somebody.Copy !req
467. Can anybody guess
who that is?Copy !req
468. - Josh Duhamel.
- Yeah, I can see that!Copy !req
469. - No. No. No.
Somebody in this office.Copy !req
470. - He's like
a better-looking Andy.Copy !req
471. - Thanks, Kevin.Copy !req
472. - No. Me.
Right?Copy !req
473. Sorta like... A little
younger version of me.Copy !req
474. - It's hard to judge ourselves
accurately, isn't it?Copy !req
475. - Michael.
- Yes.Copy !req
476. - Can I talk to you
about something?Copy !req
477. - No, you may not.Copy !req
478. - It's about this very
announcement you just made.Copy !req
479. - I just said no.
- Michael—Copy !req
480. - Michael, I think you
really want to talk to him.Copy !req
481. - Okay, let's—
all right, all right.Copy !req
482. Let's talk.
Please don't let him leave.Copy !req
483. Don't leave.
- Gotcha.Copy !req
484. - You hired him?
- Guys, let me ask you something.Copy !req
485. Do you want your life to be
better or worseCopy !req
486. Or stay the same?
Stay the same.Copy !req
487. - Okay. Well... Get ready,
'cause it's gonna get better.Copy !req
488. - It's not gonna get better.Copy !req
489. He's gonna steal
all of our clients.Copy !req
490. - No. No. Wrong.Copy !req
491. He would have stolen
your clients,Copy !req
492. But you know what?
He can't now.Copy !req
493. This guy used to steal
sales from us.Copy !req
494. Now he's going to steal
sales for us.Copy !req
495. - Where's he gonna sit?
There's no more seats.Copy !req
496. - He doesn't need to sit.
He's a traveling salesman.Copy !req
497. Look, I am not going to exclude
good people from our staffCopy !req
498. simply because
they are threatening to you.Copy !req
499. And unless you have a better
argument than that,Copy !req
500. I suggest you leave.Copy !req
501. - Mm!Copy !req
502. - Where's he gonna park?Copy !req
503. There's no more
reserved parking spots.Copy !req
504. - Good-bye!Copy !req
505. - Songs about truth.
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. - What's something
you really care about?Copy !req
507. - Reverse snobbery.Copy !req
508. - More universal.Copy !req
509. - Sometimes I feel like
life has passed me by.Copy !req
510. - Oh, nice!Copy !req
511. - Holy crap.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
512. You just made that—
that's amazing.Copy !req
513. - Go ahead.Copy !req
514. - Oh, my gosh.
We're almost out of time.Copy !req
515. How much
for another half hour?Copy !req
516. - Oh, don't worry about it.Copy !req
517. - Wait.
Seriously?Copy !req
518. - Yeah.Copy !req
519. - So we're just like
jamming as friends?Copy !req
520. - One, two, three, hit it.Copy !req
521. - Oh, you know...
Funny.Copy !req
522. Your wife and I
went on a few dates.Copy !req
523. - Did ya?Copy !req
524. - Yeah, way, way,
way back.Copy !req
525. - I'm just kidding.
She told me about it.Copy !req
526. - Oh. Yeah.
She was not into me.Copy !req
527. - Oh.
- Obviously.Copy !req
528. - I don't even think
she called me back.Copy !req
529. - You snubbed her.
- Dwight, please.Copy !req
530. - Let me handle this, Jim.Copy !req
531. Drop the act, Cordray.
Okay?Copy !req
532. We all know
that you probably thoughtCopy !req
533. that Pam was too "meh"
or thin without being toned.Copy !req
534. But I wanna tell you something.Copy !req
535. She is one of the plain,
hearty women of ScrantonCopy !req
536. that make this city great.Copy !req
537. And so what if she doesn't
wear makeup?Copy !req
538. - we like her better that way!Copy !req
539. And you steal clients,
don't you?Copy !req
540. Don't you!Copy !req
541. - Okay... That's different.Copy !req
542. - Oh, that's different,
is it?Copy !req
543. Okay, thief.Copy !req
544. You better check
your things, people.Copy !req
545. In fact,
where are my keys?Copy !req
546. Oh.
They're in my pocket.Copy !req
547. False alarm.Copy !req
548. Okay.Copy !req
549. So you're...
Gonna be workin' here.Copy !req
550. - Uh...
I mean...Copy !req
551. Yeah.Copy !req
552. - Welcome aboard.Copy !req
553. - Thank you.Copy !req
554. - Hey, crazy, um...Copy !req
555. So... That's it?
You're just—you're fine?Copy !req
556. - It's after 5:00, Jim.
I'm not gonna take this home.Copy !req
557. - Oh.
- Pleasure.Copy !req
558. - Thanks.Copy !req
559. - This morning, Danny Cordray
stole a sale from me.Copy !req
560. So what do I do?Copy !req
561. I go out
and I steal Danny Cordray.Copy !req
562. The sale that mattered,
I made.Copy !req
563. Boom.Copy !req
564. Funny thing about it,
we don't even need him.Copy !req
565. We already have Packer
on the road.Copy !req
566. Ccchhh! Crap.Copy !req
567. I forgot about Packer.Copy !req
568. - Can't tear yourself away
from "The Office"?Copy !req
569. You don't have to. There's more,
coming up next.Copy !req
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